#Soylent | Logs for 2017-12-29
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[00:03:43] <Sulla> With how dumb these pot users I run into around eugene are I cant imagine it is good for the fetus
[00:05:55] <Sulla> My little sister was trying to argue how healthy pot is, told her I will give her 500 bucks for every worker she finds in an eugene pot shop who can form a proper sentence
[00:06:27] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is healthy though. you're too stoned to do anything bad for you except eat junk food.
[00:09:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bottom line though: pot makes you a fucking moron.
[00:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> by the next morning, alcohol is out of your system unless you drank way too much. pot, however, leaves behind a tiny bit of Fucking Stupid each time that is yours to keep forever.
[00:28:50] <Bytram> knew someone who once got pulled over by a cop for driving while impaired... they were driving 35mph... in a 55 zone.
[00:28:56] <Sulla> Junk food is already my number one problem
[01:15:23] <Sulla> Guinea pig died, time to get a dog
[01:15:34] <Sulla> Gonna get a shiba
[01:16:58] <Bytram> wait, Eugene, OR? ISTR I was there in... ~'92 or so... or maybe it was Beaverton. can't recall for sure.
[01:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a rat. they stink but they're only supposed to live like two years.
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[01:18:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mrpg] by Aphrodite
[01:18:58] <mrpg> https://threatpost.com
[01:18:58] <upstart> ^ 03Mozilla Patches Critical Bug in Thunderbird | Threatpost | The first stop for security news
[01:19:06] <Bytram> nahs... get a hamster
[01:19:40] <Bytram> be sure to include a link to the TB download page
[01:19:58] * Bytram saw the story on ars technica and already downloaded
[01:20:23] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[01:20:24] <upstart> ^ 03Using Thunderbird? Update if you haven’t already | Ars Technica ( https://arstechnica.com )
[01:20:34] <mrpg> im updating now. Should I submit this?
[01:20:44] <Bytram> why not?
[01:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg, submit everything. it'll always be better than what aristarchus comes up with.
[01:23:02] <Sulla> I have enough rats for free, shot 11 a couple onths ago
[01:23:41] <Sulla> Wow rude, poor arist everyone hates him. All he does is submit his poorly thought out overly biased opinion
[01:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there you go then. you don't even have to pay for them.
[01:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, who? everyone ever in hollywood?
[01:24:36] <Sulla> Arist*archus not artist
[01:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya.
[01:24:48] * Bytram is tempted to release a story by A... w/o any edits... and let the community blow up on it.
[01:25:00] <Sulla> I think he or colo caught on that I was modding all their posts funny
[01:25:12] <Sulla> As its happening to me now, which is fine I didnt have 50 karma
[01:25:16] <mrpg> we should post them in april first.
[01:25:17] <Bytram> sometimes, no amount of prediction can compare to actually experiencing the reality.j
[01:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, sub more stories longhand. three points per if they make it to the front page. MrPlow has 50 karma.
[01:26:22] <Sulla> Eh, im always at 50. And I wont sub a story unless I know it gets through as I have a perfect 2/2 record
[01:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ari subs should always go under the 💩💥 dept
[01:28:51] <Sulla> In general I wouldnt care if the summary wasnt so bad
[01:38:23] <mrpg> Tell him that he has a journal that he is welcome to post them there too.
[01:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> just reject with the reason "8=====D"
[01:47:43] <mrpg> Any of you into country music? I'm looking for this song: https://youtu.be
[01:47:45] <upstart> ^ 03Connect With English - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg, yes but the only good bits
[01:54:56] <Bytram> #g "Connect With English" song
[01:54:56] <MrPlow> http://www.imdb.com - "Drama · Connect with English is a series that brings that same effective method to speakers of other languages who are learning English. Through the story of Rebecca, an aspiring singer on a ... See full summary » ..."
[01:57:19] <mrpg> No soundtrack informartion on imdb. I googled the lyrics and nothing.
[01:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not a bigtime song. something composed for that series or by a friend's band i expect.
[01:57:43] <Bytram> #g lyrics "connect with english"
[01:57:44] <MrPlow> https://www.learner.org - "Connect with English. About|Resources. Watch all 12 videos in each section. Practice your English with the activities for each section. Rebecca singing. Use Connect with English to study on your own, with family, or with friends. Watch. all 12 videos in each section. Practice. your English with the activities for each section."
[01:57:50] <mrpg> ah, that makes sense.
[01:58:19] <Bytram> and that link did not help
[01:58:46] <mrpg> I saw it on TV years ago, so good, it's more drama than English class.
[01:59:04] <Bytram> that imdb link was to a series dated: 2007-
[02:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh. two more hours to stay awake before i can take the weakassed shit they call nyquil nowadays.
[02:02:07] <mrpg> bytram: that's it, I saw it in 2012 maybe.
[02:02:14] <Bytram> =)
[02:02:17] <Bytram> yays!!!!
[02:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:02:52] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[02:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently you can watch it again whenever you like
[02:03:51] <Bytram> upstart do your thing: https://www.youtube.com
[02:03:52] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[02:03:57] <Bytram> lol!
[02:04:34] <Bytram> brb
[02:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:06:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 529
[02:06:41] <Bytram> #yt jbvJBBvFV5Y
[02:06:41] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:06:52] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[02:06:53] <upstart> ^ 03Connect With English - YouTube
[02:07:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Lisa Source Code Recovered, to be Released in 2018 by Computer History Museum - http://sylnt.us - memories
[02:09:33] <mrpg> ASM? C?
[02:10:03] <Bytram> next? ;)
[02:10:10] <mrpg> hehe.
[02:10:18] * Bytram chuckles
[02:10:20] <mrpg> BASIC++
[02:10:21] <Bender> karma - basic: 2
[02:10:33] <mrpg> C++
[02:10:33] <Bender> karma - c: 67
[02:10:35] <mrpg> c++
[02:10:36] <Bender> karma - c: 68
[02:10:53] <mrpg> how can I see if a word has karma?
[02:10:56] <mrpg> karma
[02:11:00] <mrpg> !karma
[02:11:00] <Bender> karma <item>
[02:11:16] <mrpg> but I just want to check not to add.
[02:11:17] <Bytram> !karma poutine
[02:11:17] <Bender> karma of poutine is -415
[02:11:29] <Bytram> !karma mrpg
[02:11:30] <Bender> karma of mrpg is 3
[02:11:34] <mrpg> !karma python
[02:11:34] <Bender> karma of python is -9
[02:11:35] <Bytram> mrpg++
[02:11:35] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 4
[02:11:37] <Bytram> !karma mrpg
[02:11:38] <Bender> karma of mrpg is 4
[02:12:06] <mrpg> python is -9? so you all hate spaces.
[02:12:45] <mrpg> !karma javascript
[02:12:46] <Bender> karma of javascript is -4
[02:12:53] <mrpg> !karma html
[02:12:53] <Bender> karma of html is -2
[02:13:06] <mrpg> hahaha, elitists! alt-right!
[02:13:51] * Bytram does NOT hate spaces... or tabs, but strongly dislikes the failure to use printable character to set off structure components... e.g. braces: { }{
[02:15:16] <mrpg> ok
[02:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup mrpg
[02:15:46] <Bender> uppers of mrpg are: Bytram: 4
[02:16:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg # cause i haven't yet
[02:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg++ # cause i haven't yet
[02:16:07] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 5
[02:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg++ # and one to grow on
[02:16:16] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 6
[02:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whydown python
[02:16:25] <Bender> reasons for karmadown are: lxml sucks, for making me work so hard for such a simple thing, 'cause!, the white space is keepin me down, whitespace delimination sucks balls, fuck whitespace, fuck "pythonic", fuck list handling, for not being able to join a mixed-type list as string easily, for not being able to concatenate strings with ints in a friggin' print statement!, - 1 more
[02:19:35] <Bytram> !whoup coffee
[02:19:35] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1857, crutchy: 1238, Bytram: 692, cmn32480: 349, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 92, paulej72: 59, crutchy_: 55, Runaway1956: 53, mrcoolbp: 31, Bytram|away: 29, mechanicjay: 24, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, everdred: 21, arti: 19, xhedit: 19, qkontinuum: 17, FatPhil: 16, mattie_p: 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, - 4 more
[02:21:11] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:26:19] <mrpg> interesting
[02:40:37] <mrpg> bye see you later
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[03:05:51] <Sulla> I listen to country becauses it pisses off my coworkers
[03:07:54] <Bytram> is bedtime for me... have a good night everyone!
[03:07:59] <Sulla> Cya
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[03:38:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massive Reduction in U.S. Pastureland Possible - http://sylnt.us - what's-your-beef?
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[04:36:04] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 15°C/59°F, 8:36 pm PST, Thursday, 28 December 2017
[04:36:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup Felas
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[04:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was quick
[05:15:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eight Lawsuits Filed Against Apple Over iPhone Slowdowns - http://sylnt.us - damned-if-you-do...
[05:59:15] <Sulla> Aristarchus journals are great. Post something as if you want discussion, then mod everyone who disagrees as flamebait
[06:05:35] <chromas> Does it want a circle jerk?
[06:05:42] <chromas> "Go away, baitin'!"
[06:08:20] <Sulla> I have a hard time believing he is real
[06:08:38] <Sulla> As I have a hard time believing marxists are real
[06:16:59] <chromas> That's just what they want you to think!
[06:17:34] * chromas divides the world into two made-up classes then blames one for the other's problems
[06:28:32] * TheMightyBuzzard divides up everyone's dinner, eats half, and blames George Bush
[06:29:18] * TheMightyBuzzard also goes to bed
[06:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Voice-Generating AI is Now Indistinguishable From Humans - http://sylnt.us - this-will-be-the-voice-of-skynet
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[08:11:14] <SoyCow1984> #submit https://www.theverge.com
[08:11:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[08:11:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[08:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Don't More Low-Quality Patents Get Rejected? - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
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[09:45:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wi-Fi Based Technology Can Send a Distress Signal Up to "Several Kilometers" - http://sylnt.us - españa
[11:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3832
[11:16:09] <chromas> CoFfEe--
[11:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3831
[11:16:11] <chromas> :D
[11:16:21] <chromas> CoFfEe++
[11:16:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3832
[11:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HATSouth Survey Discovers Four New "Hot Jupiter" Exoplanets - http://sylnt.us - now-it's-easier-to-get-off-this-world
[11:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:26:55] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a rusty trombone
[11:27:16] <chromas> How now browntown.
[11:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot jupiter anything like a steamy carl?
[11:27:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g steamy carl
[11:27:24] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "When you take a spicy, steaming shit on your partners chest which has a layer of bubble wrap on it."
[11:27:37] <chromas> What's a hot karl?
[11:27:41] <chromas> #g hot karl
[11:27:41] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces."
[11:27:48] <chromas> Poor channel
[11:28:13] * chromas remembers when kicks used to be handed out like steam carls
[11:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but mostly to EF
[12:17:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:17:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3833
[12:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:21:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 530
[12:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microneedle Patch Could Help Burn Fat - http://sylnt.us - diff--fat
[12:56:58] <Bytram> !uid
[12:56:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6829, owned by painfreeme
[13:10:42] <Bytram> #g IRC
[13:10:43] <MrPlow> https://www.rescue.org - "The International Rescue Committee (IRC) responds to the world's worst humanitarian crises and helps people to survive and rebuild their lives. Find out how you can help the IRC offer lifesaving care and life-changing assistance to refugees forced to flee from war or disaster."
[13:10:46] <Bytram> lol
[13:10:50] <Bytram> #g IRC chat
[13:10:50] <MrPlow> https://webchat.freenode.net - "Javascript is required to use IRC. menu. Connect. Connect to freenode IRC. Nickname: Channels: Auth to services: Username: Password: Humanity: privateinternetaccess. OptionsAdd webchat to your siteAbout qwebirc."
[13:11:03] <Bytram> #g IRC internet chat
[13:11:04] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Main article: Internet Relay Chat operator. There are also users who maintain elevated rights on their local server, or the entire network; these are called IRC operators, sometimes shortened to IRCops or Opers (not to be confused with channel operators). As the implementation of the IRCd ..."
[13:11:08] <Bytram> thanks
[13:12:36] <boru> RTFRFC!
[13:12:53] <Bytram> lol
[13:13:09] <boru> #rfc irc
[13:13:20] <boru> #rfc 1459
[13:13:23] <boru> Lame.
[13:14:47] <boru> My local program won't spit out IETF URLs, just the local text record. Boo.
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[13:15:25] <Bytram> #g RFC 1459
[13:15:25] <MrPlow> https://tools.ietf.org - "RFC 1459 Internet Relay Chat Protocol May 1993 connected to the network. These channels are marked by the first character being a only clients on the server where it exists may join it. These are distinguished by a leading '&' character. On top of these two types, there are the various channel modes available to alter the ..."
[13:16:13] <boru> Odd synopsis, there.
[13:16:42] * Bytram shivers in agreement
[13:16:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[13:16:50] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently -7°F / -22°C, cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 75% - Friday mostly cloudy (-11°F:4°F / -24°C:-16°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (-8°F:4°F / -22°C:-16°C), Sunday cloudy (-12°F:5°F / -24°C:-15°C), Monday partly cloudy (-19°F:-1°F / -28°C:-18°C)
[13:16:53] <Bytram> ~weather portland, mne
[13:16:57] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently -8°F / -22°C, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Friday snow showers (-3°F:10°F / -19°C:-12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (1°F:15°F / -17°C:-9°C), Sunday sunny (-7°F:11°F / -22°C:-12°C), Monday sunny (-7°F:9°F / -22°C:-13°C)
[13:17:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:17:02] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 3°F / -16°C, cloudy, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 59% - Friday partly cloudy (6°F:17°F / -14°C:-8°C), Saturday cloudy (8°F:23°F / -13°C:-5°C), Sunday sunny (-1°F:14°F / -18°C:-10°C), Monday sunny (1°F:11°F / -17°C:-12°C)
[13:17:09] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[13:17:12] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 19°F / -7°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 51% - Friday partly cloudy (25°F:31°F / -4°C:-1°C), Saturday snow showers (20°F:35°F / -7°C:2°C), Sunday partly cloudy (13°F:25°F / -11°C:-4°C), Monday mostly sunny (14°F:25°F / -10°C:-4°C)
[13:17:16] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[13:17:19] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 41°F / 5°C, cloudy, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 92% - Friday cloudy (41°F:52°F / 5°C:11°C), Saturday sunny (41°F:63°F / 5°C:17°C), Sunday mostly sunny (42°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday cloudy (35°F:46°F / 2°C:8°C)
[13:17:20] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[13:17:23] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 66°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 98% - Friday partly cloudy (61°F:81°F / 16°C:27°C), Saturday sunny (56°F:80°F / 13°C:27°C), Sunday sunny (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Monday mostly cloudy (61°F:77°F / 16°C:25°C)
[13:17:31] <Bytram> ~weather nome
[13:17:33] <exec> 10Nome, AK - currently 8°F / -13°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 70% - Friday partly cloudy (-1°F:8°F / -18°C:-13°C), Saturday mostly sunny (3°F:4°F / -16°C:-16°C), Sunday snow showers (18°F:20°F / -8°C:-7°C), Monday partly cloudy (19°F:22°F / -7°C:-6°C)
[13:17:36] <boru> ~weather achill sound
[13:17:38] <exec> 10Achill Sound, County Mayo, Ireland - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 25 mph, humidity 66% - Friday showers (35°F:46°F / 2°C:8°C), Saturday rain (42°F:49°F / 6°C:9°C), Sunday rain (41°F:44°F / 5°C:7°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (42°F:46°F / 6°C:8°C)
[13:17:55] <Bytram> !uid
[13:17:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6829, owned by painfreeme
[13:18:06] <boru> Feck, I missed 6809!
[13:18:09] <Bytram> okay, really gtg get ready for work.
[13:18:13] <Bytram> lol
[13:18:17] <boru> Buggeration.
[13:18:41] <boru> Can you please kill that user such that I can usurp their UID?
[13:18:50] <Bytram> 6809 2017-12-07 04:44:30 "uptocoupons"
[13:18:59] <Bytram> ^^^ take it up with them
[13:19:01] <boru> What a stupid username.
[13:19:05] <Bytram> really gtg
[13:19:11] <boru> Catch you later, old chap.
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[15:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Link Between Lead Exposure and Criminality Could be Weaker Than Thought - http://sylnt.us - weak-lead
[17:04:56] <cmn32480> chromas was correct. the -3- is a kissy face
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[17:45:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Blames Human Error for Loss of Angolan Satellite - http://sylnt.us - did-I-program-that...?
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[17:49:38] <Sulla> Who holds uid 1337
[17:50:11] <mechanicjay> That's a great question!
[17:58:13] <cmn32480> !uid 1337
[17:58:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6829, owned by painfreeme
[17:58:27] <cmn32480> oh well... so much for that idea
[17:59:30] <mechanicjay> 1337 is owned by "drcm"
[19:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Internet-Exposed Sonos and Bose Speakers Can be Hacked Remotely - http://sylnt.us - sounds-like-a-problem
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[20:25:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nearly End-Of-The-Year Summary - http://sylnt.us - wishes-it-were-more-summery-here
[20:56:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Offers $29 Battery Replacements in Response to iPhone Slowdown Scandal - http://sylnt.us - sorry-we-love-you
[22:27:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microbes Sampled and Sequenced Aboard the ISS - http://sylnt.us - call-Rosie-Jetson
[22:58:25] <chromas> They just don't make Nigerian Princes like they used to
[22:59:21] <chromas> http://www.charlotteobserver.com
[22:59:22] <upstart> ^ 03Louisiana police arrest 'Nigerian prince' scammer | Charlotte Observer
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[23:49:13] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 10°C/50°F, 3:49 pm PST, Friday, 29 December 2017
[23:49:13] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 10°C/50°F, 3:49 pm PST, Friday, 29 December 2017