#Soylent | Logs for 2017-12-22

« return
[00:04:20] -!- upstart has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[00:05:39] -!- upstart [upstart!~init@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[00:14:26] -!- chromas has quit [Quit: No Ping reply in 180 seconds.]
[00:14:50] -!- upstart has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[00:15:47] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[00:17:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GCHQ Has Developed More Hacking Capabilities than Expected - http://sylnt.us - still-working-on-making-a-Palantir
[00:17:26] -!- upstart [upstart!~init@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[00:21:50] -!- upstart has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[00:43:08] * Bytram Just got yet another phone call from within my area code and exchange... I normally let it go to voice mail, and no message is left, but decided to answer this time to see what it was... Home Improvement services... and I have an apartment. :P
[00:46:15] <sulla> These people have no idea. Att has called me three times a day since I cancelled dtv
[00:50:50] <Bytram> lol
[00:52:50] -!- upstart [upstart!~init@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[01:23:58] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[01:58:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Unhackable" Computer Under Development With $3.6M DARPA Grant - http://sylnt.us - the-folks-at-GCHQ-may-have-other-ideas-about-that
[02:01:32] <takyon> I'm glad I added scare quotes to that headline in time
[02:10:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> it deserves them
[02:10:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> labeling anything as "unhackable" is just an invitation for some smart-ass to disprove it.
[02:18:56] -!- SoyCow6816 [SoyCow6816!~bdac8918@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[02:21:06] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[02:22:06] -!- SoyCow6816 has quit [Client Quit]
[02:25:23] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[02:32:25] <chromas> Bender: s/the.*/lol/
[02:32:25] <upstart> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Unhackable" Computer Under Development With $3.6M DARPA Grant - http://sylnt.us - lol
[02:51:28] -!- xuser [xuser!~xuser@et-52-404-993-882.midwest.us.northamericancoax.com] has joined #Soylent
[03:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Offers Cash Bounties to Improve the Security of VLC Media Player - http://sylnt.us - read^W-picture^W-watch-this
[03:27:09] -!- sulla has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[03:40:53] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@204-76-850-909.NBN.mel.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[03:42:24] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[04:07:06] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[04:28:42] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[04:55:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Administration Finalizes 300% Import Tariff on Bombardier Jets From Canada - http://sylnt.us - making-friends-and-mending-fences
[06:36:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ESO's Very Large Telescope Observes Giant "Bubbles" on Red Giant Pi1 Gruis - http://sylnt.us - red-giant-has-gas
[07:09:55] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[07:27:23] -!- Sirfinku_ [Sirfinku_!~SirFinkus@a-75-623-671-658.hsd7.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[07:41:47] -!- xuser has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[08:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Magic Leap Finally Announces a Product, But is It Still Vaporware? - http://sylnt.us - cockroach-of-the-industry
[09:35:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Romanian Hackers Infiltrated 65% of DC Outdoor Surveillance Cameras for Extortion - http://sylnt.us - pown-to-own-the-government's-surveillance
[09:56:31] -!- Web_weasel has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[09:58:17] -!- Web_weasel [Web_weasel!~Stefan@bjue57-680-612-675.range02-630.btcentralplus.com] has joined #Soylent
[11:01:17] -!- upstart has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[11:03:46] -!- upstart [upstart!~init@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[11:15:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Khronos Group Releases v1.0 Provisional Specification for the Neural Network Exchange Format - http://sylnt.us - NNE-server-is-skynet
[11:47:00] <crutchy> red_wine++
[11:47:00] <Bender> karma - red_wine: 4
[11:53:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:53:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3819
[11:53:51] <Bytram> cmn32480: Good morning! Looks like exec is on vacation. :(
[11:57:09] <crutchy> ahoy sir
[11:57:15] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[11:57:18] <Bytram> bone chewer!
[11:57:19] <crutchy> derp
[11:57:28] <Bytram> (aka Bon Jour!)
[11:57:34] <Bytram> #smake exec
[11:57:34] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a sack of angry weasels
[11:57:38] <crutchy> no work till the 8th woohoo!
[11:58:18] * Bytram is taking care of a few things here before heading into work early today... snow is a coming and promises to be steady throughout the day... I want to get to work before it hits in earnest
[11:58:21] <Bytram> !uid
[11:58:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6825, owned by AlbertPropst
[11:58:34] <crutchy> #start exec
[11:58:39] <Bytram> looks like a propster nick, doncha think?
[11:58:44] <Bytram> lol
[11:59:42] <Bytram> looks like the top 4 crypto coins took a hit recently: https://www.coinbase.com
[11:59:43] <upstart> ^ 03Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin Price Charts - Coinbase
[12:00:32] <Bytram> Bitcoin
[12:00:32] <Bytram> ·
[12:00:32] <Bytram> $14,052.09
[12:00:32] <Bytram> Bitcoin Cash
[12:00:32] <Bytram> ·
[12:00:33] <Bytram> $2,471.63
[12:00:34] <crutchy> i dunno what to make of it
[12:00:35] <Bytram> Ethereum
[12:00:37] <Bytram> ·
[12:00:39] <Bytram> $668.57
[12:00:41] <Bytram> Litecoin
[12:00:43] <Bytram> ·
[12:00:45] <Bytram> $255.52
[12:00:49] <Bytram> profit taking, is my guess
[12:01:25] <crutchy> probably
[12:01:39] <crutchy> it sort of seems more like a stock than a currency
[12:01:45] <crutchy> or a casino :p
[12:02:11] <Bytram> yous pays yous money yous takes yous chances
[12:17:12] <chromas> The answer to the buttcoin problem is to have the feds mine a ton of coins, then distribute them equally to all citizens
[12:17:24] * chromas awaits the gibs
[12:19:02] <crutchy> stalincoin
[12:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Justice Secretary Calls on Amazon and eBay to Ban Tiny Phones Intended for Prison Smuggling - http://sylnt.us - like-a-boss
[12:50:45] <chromas> Just make tiny phones totally not intended for prison smuggling
[12:51:56] <chromas> I bet they're lobbied hard by the companies that do inmate phones & email. They charge far out the ass for it.
[13:00:30] <crutchy> cos everyone knows that drug cartels *hate* the DEA :p
[13:07:56] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[13:11:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday yeh bastids
[13:11:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...where's exec?
[13:31:45] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: it seems that exec is pining for the fjords
[13:38:26] <Bytram> time to get ready for work... afk
[14:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iced Tea Company Rebrands as “Long Blockchain” and Stock Price Triples - http://sylnt.us - soylent-blockchain
[14:27:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait that was for serious? I thought it was just a joke.
[14:28:53] <Bytram> http://www.nasdaq.com
[14:29:55] <Bytram> time for work... have a great day, everybody!
[15:36:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CRISPR Treatment for Some Inherited Forms of Lou Gehrig's Disease Tested in Mice - http://sylnt.us - science-to-the-rescue
[16:38:26] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[16:48:27] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[16:50:04] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[17:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Differences Between Cold and Hot Brewed Coffee - http://sylnt.us - with-milk-and-sugar
[17:38:19] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[17:40:58] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[18:36:42] -!- Web_weasel has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[18:46:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Play Store to Set Minimum API Level for New and Updated Apps - http://sylnt.us - making-the-garden-walls-a-little-higher
[18:46:49] -!- cortex has quit [Quit: My MacBook has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[19:51:49] -!- Web_weasel [Web_weasel!~Stefan@bjue57-680-612-675.range02-630.btcentralplus.com] has joined #Soylent
[20:16:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Charlottesville Police Chief Resigns - http://sylnt.us - planned-to-fail-or-failed-to-plan
[21:14:28] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[21:47:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Star 550 Light Years Away May be "Devouring" Planets - http://sylnt.us - nom-nom-nom
[22:05:43] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:05:43] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> vacations are boring. especially on a laptop you have to pound the shit out of the N on.
[22:08:02] -!- Runaway1956 has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[22:11:41] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~guy@67.223.zmk.nh] has joined #Soylent
[22:23:22] <chromas> igger?
[22:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu
[22:25:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima take it apart when i get home and either fix it or hit it repeatedly with a splitting maul
[22:37:53] -!- mechanicjay [mechanicjay!~jhowe@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mechanicjay] has parted #Soylent
[22:43:00] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[22:45:55] -!- cortex has quit [Client Quit]
[22:52:50] -!- SoyCow2202 [SoyCow2202!~88f348e3@hedleb.362.86.952.390.clients.your-server.de] has joined #Soylent
[22:53:58] -!- SoyCow2202 has quit [Client Quit]
[23:08:26] -!- SoyCow3022 [SoyCow3022!~629741af@ouv-64-127-62-027.hawaii.res.rr.com] has joined #Soylent
[23:14:33] -!- SoyCow3022 has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[23:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Life Expectancy Continues to Decline Due to Opioid Epidemic - http://sylnt.us - that's-what-averages-do
[23:38:08] -!- cortex [cortex!~cortex@189.172.tkm.sw] has joined #Soylent
[23:44:59] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@204-76-850-909.NBN.mel.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[23:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[23:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... 404
[23:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least we know who to blame
[23:55:27] <crutchy> ahoy sir!