#Soylent | Logs for 2017-11-22

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[00:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Battery-Switching Device Promises More Road Time for Tesla, Leaf Drivers - http://sylnt.us - roadrange++
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[02:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Social Network Tencent Surpasses Facebook in Market Value - http://sylnt.us - how-much-would-$500b-in-dimes-weigh?
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[03:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sinking Container Ships by Hacking Load Plan Software - http://sylnt.us - instead-of-csv-files-we-should-use...xls?
[05:36:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Revolutionary Imaging Technique Uses CRISPR to Map DNA Mutations - http://sylnt.us - genetically-engineering-CRISPR-bacon
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[05:41:32] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 19°C/66°F, 9:41 pm PST, Tuesday, 21 November 2017
[05:41:49] <ethanol-fueled> man the marriage of figaro is awesome as fuck
[05:42:42] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:42:43] <upstart> ^ 03Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:42:45] <exec> └─ 13Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:44:00] <ethanol-fueled> Man, that is awesome as fuck
[05:44:49] <ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna smoke a cig
[05:46:30] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:46:31] <upstart> ^ 03Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:46:32] <exec> └─ 13Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:47:51] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:47:52] <upstart> ^ 03Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:47:53] <exec> └─ 13Le Nozze Di Figaro - (complete) English Subtitles - YouTube
[05:48:04] <ethanol-fueled> Man, this is awesome.
[05:49:38] <ethanol-fueled> their voices are angelic.
[05:50:23] <ethanol-fueled> Ahh, like La Susana.
[05:51:02] <ethanol-fueled> In the days of the Spanish Inquition
[05:51:19] <ethanol-fueled> "La Susana" was an instrument of torture
[05:53:09] <ethanol-fueled> But us White boys liked the fat "La Susana"
[05:53:30] <ethanol-fueled> She made us hungry, drooling
[05:54:43] <ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[05:56:42] <ethanol-fueled> Man, I think I need to smoke a cigarettete
[05:58:06] <ethanol-fueled> Hold on for a second, I believe that a ciggarette must be smoked:
[06:00:35] <ethanol-fueled> La Susana rubbed herself up and down her pants.
[06:01:28] <ethanol-fueled> it is a goddamn shame that none of you wish to interact with me now.
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[06:06:51] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 19°C/66°F, 10:06 pm PST, Tuesday, 21 November 2017
[06:06:58] <ethanol-fueled> Wuddup niggas
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[07:06:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Caught Tracking Android User Location Data - http://sylnt.us - hands-in-the-cookie-jar
[08:47:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free Wheelin' in New York: the Big Apple Bike Boom - http://sylnt.us - No-sweat!-Oh...-wait.
[10:26:40] <chromas> Bender: s/Whee/Ba/
[10:26:40] <upstart> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free Balin' in New York: the Big Apple Bike Boom - http://sylnt.us - No-sweat!-Oh...-wait.
[10:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jet Fuel from Sugarcane a Realistic Prospect - http://sylnt.us - sugar-promotes-heart-disease
[10:34:03] <chromas> Can sugar melt steel beams?
[12:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Myth of the Genius Solitary Scientist is Dangerous - http://sylnt.us - whom-do-you-trust...-and-why?
[13:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Way to Store Thermal Energy - http://sylnt.us - getting-warmer
[13:45:02] <pinchy> http://www.the-postillon.com
[13:45:03] <upstart> ^ 03The Postillon: Bone find proves early man lived horizontally beneath the earth
[13:45:04] <exec> └─ 13The Postillon: Bone find proves early man lived horizontally beneath the earth
[13:52:23] <pinchy> related http://www.the-postillon.com
[13:52:24] <upstart> ^ 03The Postillon: Doctors find fully preserved skeleton inside man’s body
[13:52:25] <exec> └─ 13The Postillon: Doctors find fully preserved skeleton inside man’s body
[13:52:55] <boru> Is this site like The Onion?
[13:53:05] <boru> Aren't skeletons usually found inside the body?
[13:55:27] <pinchy> what about that flat earther thats building his own rocket ship?
[13:56:08] <pinchy> they showed a video of earlier attempt and the parachute got chewed up on deployment
[14:04:51] <boru> What about them?
[14:05:39] <boru> I didn't load your URLs, but from the headlines, I'm assuming it's a parody site.
[14:07:00] <boru> Don't most humans end up horizontal below the Earth after death?
[14:07:11] <boru> Makes sense that you'd find their horizontal bones there.
[14:07:30] <boru> Anyway, just struck me as parody, superficially.
[15:17:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ESO Observations Show First Interstellar Asteroid is Like Nothing Seen Before - http://sylnt.us - ask-Sigmund-Freud
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[15:43:12] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 19°C/66°F, 12:43 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 22 November 2017
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[16:08:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:08:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3768
[16:08:32] <Bytram> !uid
[16:08:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6778, owned by sseagal76
[16:10:23] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[16:10:24] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently 39°F / 4°C, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 86% - Wednesday rain (20°F:39°F / -7°C:4°C), Thursday mostly sunny (20°F:30°F / -7°C:-1°C), Friday mostly cloudy (25°F:29°F / -4°C:-2°C), Saturday partly cloudy (28°F:46°F / -2°C:8°C)
[16:10:30] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[16:10:31] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 46°F / 8°C, light rain showers, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 82% - Wednesday rain (26°F:46°F / -3°C:8°C), Thursday mostly sunny (28°F:39°F / -2°C:4°C), Friday sunny (36°F:44°F / 2°C:7°C), Saturday mostly sunny (36°F:53°F / 2°C:12°C)
[16:10:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[16:10:35] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 53°F / 12°C, rain, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday rain (30°F:53°F / -1°C:12°C), Thursday mostly sunny (33°F:42°F / 1°C:6°C), Friday sunny (39°F:47°F / 4°C:8°C), Saturday mostly sunny (40°F:55°F / 4°C:13°C)
[16:10:37] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[16:10:39] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 57°F / 14°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 44% - Wednesday sunny (33°F:56°F / 1°C:13°C), Thursday sunny (35°F:48°F / 2°C:9°C), Friday sunny (40°F:54°F / 4°C:12°C), Saturday mostly sunny (41°F:57°F / 5°C:14°C)
[16:10:46] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[16:10:48] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 69°F / 21°C, sunny, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 68% - Wednesday partly cloudy (62°F:74°F / 17°C:23°C), Thursday rain (61°F:68°F / 16°C:20°C), Friday showers (55°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C), Saturday partly cloudy (50°F:71°F / 10°C:22°C)
[16:10:52] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[16:10:54] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 81°F / 27°C, sunny, wind SE at 1 mph, humidity 66% - Wednesday partly cloudy (71°F:83°F / 22°C:28°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:81°F / 22°C:27°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (67°F:82°F / 19°C:28°C), Saturday partly cloudy (62°F:81°F / 17°C:27°C)
[16:38:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57 Million People - http://sylnt.us - punishment-should-fit-the-crime
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[16:42:36] <cosurgi> ~weather Gdańsk
[16:42:38] <exec> 10Gdańsk, Poland - currently 36°F / 2°C, cloudy, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 95% - Wednesday showers (36°F:36°F / 2°C:2°C), Thursday mostly sunny (43°F:47°F / 6°C:8°C), Friday mostly cloudy (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), Saturday showers (39°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C)
[16:42:55] <cosurgi> ~weather Honolulu
[16:42:57] <exec> 10Honolulu, HI - currently 70°F / 21°C, cloudy, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 73% - Wednesday partly cloudy (70°F:77°F / 21°C:25°C), Thursday cloudy (70°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C), Friday cloudy (70°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C), Saturday cloudy (70°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C)
[16:43:06] <cosurgi> ~weather Java
[16:43:08] <exec> 10Java, VA - currently 57°F / 14°C, sunny, wind N at 14 mph, humidity 40% - Wednesday sunny (28°F:59°F / -2°C:15°C), Thursday partly cloudy (30°F:51°F / -1°C:11°C), Friday sunny (35°F:56°F / 2°C:13°C), Saturday mostly sunny (35°F:62°F / 2°C:17°C)
[16:43:19] <cosurgi> ~weather Vladivostok
[16:43:20] <exec> 10Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia - currently 23°F / -5°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 57% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (19°F:41°F / -7°C:5°C), Thursday mostly sunny (12°F:29°F / -11°C:-2°C), Friday mostly sunny (10°F:24°F / -12°C:-4°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (13°F:27°F / -11°C:-3°C)
[16:43:26] <cosurgi> cool !1
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[18:15:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indian Grad Sues Oxford Uni After 17 Years for not Getting Top Grades - http://sylnt.us - you-couldn't-make-this-stuff-up
[18:33:39] <pinchy> arent most of the ivy league schools known for law degrees? i wonder if the engineering courses at those schools are worth a crap?
[18:36:00] <pinchy> u never hear of "mechanical engineer from harvard"
[19:55:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why "man -w" will Sometimes Print "gimme gimme gimme" - http://sylnt.us - ABBA++
[22:15:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bird Carcass Strangely Intact After Impact With Landing Plane - http://sylnt.us - good-thing-they-didn't-hit-a-flying-pig
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[23:52:37] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[23:52:37] <upstart> ^ 03Joe Barton, Senior Texas Republican, Apologizes for Explicit Photo - The New York Times
[23:52:39] <exec> └─ 13Joe Barton, Senior Texas Republican, Apologizes for Explicit Photo - The New York Times