#Soylent | Logs for 2017-11-17
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[00:06:11] <mrpg> I realized I went to the bank, sat on the floor and then went to eat hamburguer that I touched with my soiled hands... and now I'm hungry.
[00:09:28] <mrpg> bye.
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[00:25:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart is Raising Prices Online to Increase in-Store Traffic - http://sylnt.us - BrickAndMortar++
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[01:04:47] <chromas> free Killer is Dead on h.bundle
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[01:07:33] <Bytram> anyone here know of a tool that I can point at a [local] HTML file and it will gather all CSS and Javascript file references and imbed them into a single file? I can write one myself, but if there is already something out there that works... why bother?
[01:13:30] <chromas> I haven't seen one. Something like grep -> curl -> cat?
[01:15:44] <Bytram> I would prolly script up two programs... one to handle imbedding CSS and the other for handling imbedding Javascript
[01:16:07] <Bytram> AFAIK, CSS can NOT do nesting
[01:16:16] <Bytram> can javascript files be nested?
[01:16:37] <chromas> They can include each other like other languages I think
[01:16:51] <Bytram> hrmmm, that's new to me.
[01:17:02] <Bytram> off down the rabbit hole I go...
[01:18:06] <chromas> You could probably just write a recursive function to grep for includes, then curl them (since they're URLs) and then curl those
[01:18:36] <chromas> I guess for a single file, then you'd have to replace the includes
[01:18:56] <Bytram> recursion++
[01:18:56] <Bender> karma - recursion: 4
[01:22:27] <Bytram> #g heffalump
[01:22:27] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A Heffalump is a type of fictional elephant in the Winnie the Pooh stories by A. A. Milne. Heffalumps are mentioned, and only appear, in Pooh and Piglet's ..."
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[01:32:50] <Bytram> break time
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[01:47:45] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 14°C/58°F, 10:47 pm GMT-3, Thursday, 16 November 2017
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[01:57:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Set to Launch Mysterious Zuma Payload 0100-0300 UTC on 17th (8:00-10:00 p.m. EST on 16th) - http://sylnt.us - golden-skulls
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[02:16:57] <Sulla> Cigar++
[02:16:58] <Bender> karma - cigar: 6
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[03:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Retail Chain Forever 21 Warns of Data Breach - http://sylnt.us - hackers-were-heard-to-yell-Blackjack!
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[05:07:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Hurricane Season, as Shown by Salt, Smoke, and Dust - http://sylnt.us - gritty-subject
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[06:38:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Presumed Leonardo da Vinci Painting Sold for $450 Million - http://sylnt.us - princely-price-for-prince-of-peace
[08:07:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Anti-Aging Mutation Discovered in Indiana Amish Community - http://sylnt.us - not-so-old-news
[09:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Says Broader Right to Be Forgotten is 'Serious Assault' On Freedom - http://sylnt.us - nobody-say-nothin'
[11:17:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Planning on Adding Rear-Facing 3D Sensors to Future iPhones for Augmented Reality Capabilities - http://sylnt.us - everyone-can-see-you-scream
[11:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:27:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3760
[11:39:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:39:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3761
[11:39:07] <Bytram> !uid
[11:39:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6776, owned by clickclickdrone
[11:39:13] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:39:15] * exec sexually launches a dongle of hypergolic buttsauce toward TheMightyBuzzard
[11:39:33] <Bytram> looks like you had refried beans again
[11:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:42:27] * exec dexterously kipes a set of tubular bells from Bytram
[11:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, habanero salsa
[11:43:56] <Bytram> tubular bells?
[11:44:05] <Bytram> #yt the exorcist
[11:44:05] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:09] <Bytram> ;)
[11:44:19] <Bytram> no head spinning for me today
[11:44:27] <Bytram> at lewast not of the supernatural variety
[11:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna be a good day today. at least till this evening.
[11:46:52] <Bytram> 'cause that's when SpaceX launches a spy satellite for the gub'mint?
[11:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a whole season of The Punisher to watch. hoping it won't be overshadowed by the suckiness of Justice League.
[11:47:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. idgaf about space stuff unless it's space stuff we ain't done a gerzillion times.
[11:49:00] <Bytram> well... SpaceX has only landed, what, 12? 16? rocket boosters? That's gotta be less that a gerzillion!
[11:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but humans has launched so many it's boring
[11:50:02] <Bytram> I bet if you actually saw a launch in person you'd sing a different tune... mowah powah!!!
[11:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubt it. i don't care much about fireworks on the 4th so ones that don't explode in pretty colors is kind of a let down.
[11:52:14] <Bytram> so, you're not into auto racing or impressed by massive excavators or bulldozers or dump trucks, either
[11:52:16] <Bytram> ?
[11:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much. unless one of my favorite drivers is driving, which ain't likely to happen being as one's dead and the other retired.
[11:53:30] <Bytram> yeah, dead folk don't drive much.
[11:53:39] <Bytram> https://0patch.blogspot.com
[11:53:40] <upstart> ^ 030patch Blog: Did Microsoft Just Manually Patch Their Equation Editor Executable? Why Yes, Yes They Did. (CVE-2017-11882)
[11:53:41] <exec> └─ 130patch Blog: Did Microsoft Just Manually Patch Their Equation Editor Executable? Why Yes, Yes They Did. (CVE-2017-11882)
[11:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. all they really get to do is feed worms and vote.
[11:54:08] <Bytram> *chuckle*
[11:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt grandpa voted democrat
[11:54:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:59:43] <upstart> ^ 03Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - YouTube
[11:59:44] <exec> └─ 13Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - YouTube
[12:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:03:01] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 510
[12:15:39] <Bytram> whereto? https://phys.org
[12:15:40] <upstart> ^ 03New treasures from Tutankhamun's tomb
[12:15:41] <exec> └─ 13New treasures from Tutankhamun's tomb
[12:18:57] <Bytram> ^^^ meh
[12:24:11] <Bytram> time to get ready for work
[12:24:14] <Bytram> afk
[12:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. time to get to vidya for me.
[12:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter: Our Blue Check Marks Aren’t Just About “Verification” - http://sylnt.us - sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar
[13:14:56] <Bytram> off to work... have a great dayeveryone!
[13:36:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter: Our Blue Check Marks Aren't Just About "Verification" - http://sylnt.us - sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar
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[14:26:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soda Wars: Colombia's Soda Cartel - http://sylnt.us - a-different-kind-of-coca
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[15:49:54] <SoyGuest64926> coffee++
[15:49:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3762
[16:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amid Global Electric-Car Buzz, Toyota Bullish on Hydrogen - http://sylnt.us - Sonnō-jōi
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[17:36:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Dell’s Gamble On Linux Laptops Has Paid Off - http://sylnt.us - but-isn't-it-free?
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[19:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Charles Manson Hospitalized -- Convicted Killer Near Death, Report Claims - http://sylnt.us - remembered-more-than-his-victims
[20:46:15] <SoyGuest64926> Just watched /Logan Lucky/ - kinda fun, recommended.
[20:48:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samuel Oschin Telescope Near San Diego Upgraded to Capture Fast-Changing Celestial Events - http://sylnt.us - the-cosmic-ballet-goes-on
[21:52:59] <SoyGuest64926> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[21:53:00] <upstart> ^ 03US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable' - BBC News
[21:53:01] <exec> └─ 13US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable' - BBC News
[21:53:08] <SoyGuest64926> has a picture!
[23:03:21] <takyon> haha
[23:04:16] <takyon> "The Federal Aviation Administration, a government agency that regulates US airspace, told local TV station KREM 2 that the manoeuvre did not appear to pose a safety risk and they "cannot police morality"."
[23:05:11] <SoyGuest64926> Agree with FAA on that one. It showed exemplary flying skills too.
[23:05:26] <SoyGuest64926> Is it the world's biggest penis picture/
[23:05:27] <SoyGuest64926> ?
[23:06:24] <SoyGuest64926> This was the largest one I remember in recent history: http://animalnewyork.com
[23:06:25] <upstart> ^ 03Vandals Paint Giant Penis on Major St. Petersburg Bridge - ANIMAL
[23:06:28] <exec> └─ 13Vandals Paint Giant Penis on Major St. Petersburg Bridge - ANIMAL
[23:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heffalump Trap - http://sylnt.us - engineers-need-artists-to-keep-them-honest
[23:37:16] <chromas> https://www.theverge.com
[23:37:18] <exec> └─ 13Twitter says it will judge verified users’ offline behavior - The Verge