#Soylent | Logs for 2017-10-28
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[00:53:45] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.theguardian.com
[00:53:46] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Lost at sea: the man who vanished for 14 months | World news | The Guardian
[00:55:16] <takyon> http://www.cnn.com
[00:55:17] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Exclusive: First charges filed in Mueller investigation - CNNPolitics
[01:05:06] <Bytram> whoah!
[01:05:10] * Bytram clicks link
[01:07:42] <Bytram> looks like wheels have been set in motion, but we'll probably not know anything more before Monday or so.
[01:25:33] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:25:34] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03BREAKING: CNN Reports First Charges Filed in Mueller Investigation - YouTube
[01:25:39] <takyon> CNN knows the names but will not release them
[01:25:45] <takyon> so they might leak pretty damn soon
[01:26:16] <takyon> that bit of info is at 1:40 in the video
[01:26:18] <Bytram> clicky
[01:29:38] <Bytram> almost there
[01:30:09] <Bytram> "we have ideas"
[01:30:16] <takyon> don't hang on that
[01:30:30] <takyon> later in the video they go on to say that they are contacting the lawyers of specific people
[01:31:01] <Bytram> k
[01:37:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - According to Gallup, American Support for Cannabis Legalization is at an All-Time High - http://sylnt.us - next-up?-legalize-pans!
[02:01:52] <Bytram> sleep time
[02:02:18] <Bytram> catch ya all in the morning, barring any surprises, of course!
[02:02:21] <Bytram> ciao for now
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[02:20:36] <chromas> Bender: That should be "totally high, dude"
[02:23:00] <Sulla> God damn hippies
[02:24:18] <Sulla> Need to get ahold of a lawyer and sue the new people down the street for lost property value for my neighborhood smelling like pot. I voted for legalization, and still would, but never realized how bad growing pot smells
[02:29:24] <chromas> Aren't they limited to just a couple plants?
[02:34:42] <Sulla> Never looked up the regs
[02:35:49] <Sulla> 4 plants
[02:36:02] <Sulla> They have a 30x15 greenhouse full of them
[02:36:50] <chromas> Time for an anonymouse tip, eh
[02:37:12] <chromas> Though I s'pose they could have a speshul exception
[02:38:29] <Sulla> Eh. They have a nice dog, I dont want it to get shot
[02:39:11] <chromas> True. Cops can be assholes about that
[02:39:37] <chromas> #DogeLivesMatter
[02:39:40] <Sulla> Kind of want to use those lawsuits about pigfarms and get them to pay the difference in my property value so I can move
[02:40:01] <Sulla> Oregon smells like pot everywhere, need to move further out into the country
[02:40:17] * chromas used to live there
[02:41:13] <chromas> A few weeks ago I helped to some vidya stuff at a church and some elderly people came in reeking of pot smoke.
[02:42:38] <Sulla> Its kind of like people who open carry to make a statement. I will die for your right to be free, but its on you to not be a jackass about it
[02:43:51] <chromas> That's racist.
[02:44:00] <chromas> No wait, muh second!
[02:44:03] <chromas> shit, I'm confused now
[02:44:55] <chromas> It's either full-on takin' muh gunz or free revolvers in happy meals. can't be in between
[02:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, take up smoking cigarettes. it'll kill your sense of smell and you won't have to worry about it anymore.
[02:49:26] <chromas> Damn. Wish I could edit my comment.
[02:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, that's the only thing that'd get me to buy a happy meal
[02:49:38] <Sulla> Smoke cigars, never smoked a cig though
[02:49:38] * chromas should've nested a second <spoiler> tag
[02:49:50] <Sulla> Pretty interested in happy meal revolvers
[02:50:13] <chromas> Six-piece shooter mcnuggest
[02:50:35] <Sulla> Better have a kids movie theme holster
[02:50:35] <chromas> s/(s)(t)/\2\1/
[02:50:36] <Khyber400ACLEDs> <chromas> Six-piece shooter mcnugge\2\1
[02:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, s/(s)(t)/$2$1/
[02:51:24] <Khyber400ACLEDs> <chromas> Six-piece shooter mcnugge$2$1
[02:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to work on the bot
[02:51:51] <Sulla> So I need to take some uni courses to get my 150 credits for CPA. Considering doing an sql course cause work would pay. What online uni should I use?
[02:52:06] <chromas> I think $ is the character the regex lib uses, but at the moment the bot just does a literal replace with no special chars
[02:52:27] <chromas> Do you have to take diversity training for online unis?
[02:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, beats the shit outa me. never had any interest in online universities after i figured out you can learn the same shit for free.
[02:55:36] <Sulla> Same, but need them credits. 20 more then I can get cpa and an additional 20k/yr
[02:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i wouldn't sweat which it's with then unless the credits won't transfer.
[02:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you're basically paying them for a piece of paper. if you really wanna learn something, just learn it and then take the class so you don't have to think to pass it.
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[03:03:19] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 20°C/68°F, 8:03 pm GMT-7, Friday, 27 October 2017
[03:03:30] <ethanol-fueled> wuttup niggaz
[03:03:43] <ethanol-fueled> 20 degrees is cold for us.
[03:04:37] <chromas> You might even get some snow
[03:09:00] <Sulla> Not about learning, work just wants the peice of paper
[03:10:48] <Sulla> Finally this mueller shit is over. Would be nice if he actually does his job and indicts everyone in washington
[03:19:29] <ethanol-fueled> theyre all dirty
[03:19:41] <ethanol-fueled> they're all gonna go down
[03:20:02] <ethanol-fueled> the ones who bargain wont
[03:20:34] <chromas> Trump will get them all to quit or be fired
[03:20:36] <chromas> mega
[03:20:40] <chromas> upload
[03:20:41] <chromas> .com
[03:22:07] <ethanol-fueled> chromas, you scumbag. Good to see you again
[03:24:12] <ethanol-fueled> It makes me so mad that I want to light up a cigarette
[03:24:24] <chromas> do you even vape, bro?
[03:24:45] <ethanol-fueled> vapingis for niggers, Chromas.
[03:25:19] <chromas> It's pretty popular with whitey. There's some powerful niggatry at work here
[03:25:26] <ethanol-fueled> When one vapes...they should elavate themselves to the NEXT LEVEL
[03:26:28] <ethanol-fueled> Vaping is a Whitey drug
[03:26:52] <ethanol-fueled> REAL WHITES hold themselves to a higher standard....
[03:27:05] <ethanol-fueled> A KLINGON STANDARD!
[03:27:41] <chromas> I thought klingons were the niggers of star trek
[03:27:46] <chromas> they're always wanting to fight
[03:28:16] <ethanol-fueled> There are times here when I talked shit about Blacks
[03:28:18] <chromas> them and the romulans. eas' side, wes' side
[03:28:38] <chromas> I don't believe you
[03:28:48] <ethanol-fueled> But the REAL emenimenies are ROMULANS. AKA MEXICANS
[03:29:58] <ethanol-fueled> YOU do not BELIEVE me?
[03:30:28] <ethanol-fueled> WELL, don't ask me..ask the TWINZ
[03:30:52] <chromas> The Ferengi are behind it all. Setting the romulans and klingons up to fight the humans to increase their shekels
[03:31:07] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:31:08] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03The Twinz - Round and Round - YouTube
[03:32:15] <chromas> Remember the bouncing cars in 90s hip hop?
[03:36:35] <ethanol-fueled> I like how that Black lady showed her armpits.
[03:37:40] <ethanol-fueled> When a White....or BLACK...woman likes you, she shows her armpits.
[03:40:22] <ethanol-fueled> You all fools don't believe it.
[03:46:11] <ethanol-fueled> Oh, yes. those hot Black women make me wanna MISS-CEGNATE!
[03:46:59] <ethanol-fueled> I can smell the wet-dog smell of their nappy hair.
[03:47:25] <ethanol-fueled> it is filthy, and yet delicious.
[03:48:01] <ethanol-fueled> It makes me drool in anticipation.
[03:50:31] <ethanol-fueled> Have you pasty-faced White-boys ever smelled the hair of a Black woman hungry for you?!
[03:51:24] <ethanol-fueled> no? Too bad. Those darkies are delicious.
[03:53:14] <chromas> Is it true the dark meat is juicier?
[03:53:57] <ethanol-fueled> Oh yes...but don't think of the darks as meat...think of them as berries
[03:54:15] <ethanol-fueled> the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
[03:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CVS Attempting $66 Billion Acquistion of Health Insurer Aetna - http://sylnt.us - drug-money
[03:58:41] <ethanol-fueled> Mmmmm, Black women are so delicious.
[03:59:19] <ethanol-fueled> Not even as a gimmick or fetish, but tasty in their own right.
[03:59:42] <ethanol-fueled> Their skin has a different texture.
[04:00:12] <ethanol-fueled> But they have monkey hands and feet.
[04:00:12] <chromas> I heard you have to baste it.
[04:00:54] <ethanol-fueled> chromas, you don't have to baste Black women...but unfortunately the old adage of "don't touch the hair" holds true.
[04:01:39] <ethanol-fueled> Whitewashed Blacks go through great lenghts to have "White" hair.
[04:02:15] <ethanol-fueled> But authentic Blacks, with their nappy cornrows and weaves, will never understand...
[04:04:55] <Sulla> Pretty sure cigars are the smoke of the civilized man
[04:05:25] <ethanol-fueled> Sulla, you have to be an alias of the Cuban guy here.
[04:05:40] <ethanol-fueled> What you speak is true.
[04:06:11] <Sulla> Closest I have to being cuban is 1/16th choctaw
[04:06:13] <ethanol-fueled> I know folks in city government who have a taste for 30-round magazines and Cuban cigars.
[04:06:57] <Sulla> Never had a cuban, but to my understanding nicaragua does it better
[04:07:10] <ethanol-fueled> Sulla, can you get a Californian some <em>ropa viaja?</em>
[04:07:53] <Sulla> How does one use the wiki lookup in irc
[04:08:13] <ethanol-fueled> ~define ropa_viaja
[04:08:14] <exec> ropa_viaja: unable to find definition
[04:08:29] <ethanol-fueled> ~define ropa viaja
[04:09:04] <ethanol-fueled> ~define frojoplero
[04:09:06] <exec> frojoplero: unable to find definition
[04:09:23] <ethanol-fueled> ~define frijolero
[04:09:25] <exec> frijolero: unable to find definition
[04:09:29] <chromas> I think exec's diction powers be broke
[04:10:21] <ethanol-fueled> chromas, what bot can perform a lookup?
[04:10:56] <ethanol-fueled> http://allrecipes.com
[04:10:57] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Cuban Ropa Vieja Recipe - Allrecipes.com
[04:10:57] <chromas> Used to be exec
[04:11:09] <chromas> also exec and MrPlow can do google searches
[04:11:18] <chromas> #g brown menace
[04:11:19] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "Nov 24, 2015 ... Name for the influx of immigrants coming from Mexico and South America to take your jobs and bang your wives and daughters."
[04:11:25] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.urbandictionary.com
[04:11:26] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: frijolero
[04:11:52] <Sulla> I just call those californians
[04:11:56] <chromas> so it's spanish for beaner?
[04:12:21] <ethanol-fueled> frijolero is informal mexican spanish for "beaner"
[04:12:23] <chromas> oh, number 2 answers me
[04:12:48] <ethanol-fueled> It's a funny word. One of my favorites.
[04:13:46] <Sulla> Until you gave the link I presumed you were talking about rope tobacco, which is delicious
[04:15:15] <ethanol-fueled> I find that difficult to believe, Sulla.
[04:16:06] <ethanol-fueled> ropa in Espanyol means "clothing"
[04:17:28] <ethanol-fueled> when we sent care packages to South America, we sent them as "ropa usada" or, "used clothing" and you filthy scum stilll stole all of it.
[04:18:28] <ethanol-fueled> The reason why Americans hate you scumbags is because you stole it...all of it.
[04:18:53] <ethanol-fueled> Hence, my penchant for...The Brown Menace.
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[04:25:47] <Sulla> Guess that settles it, gonna have to start pretending to be cuban
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[10:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:28:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3722
[10:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:37:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:37:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:05:15] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off for a day of vidya
[11:07:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Tide is Turning for Underwater Turbines - http://sylnt.us - go-with-the-flow
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[11:45:02] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/64°F, 8:45 am GMT-3, Saturday, 28 October 2017
[11:53:32] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:53:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3723
[11:53:43] <Bytram> and... need to be at work in about an hour.
[13:26:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Are Embracing New Ways to Leave Their Remains - http://sylnt.us - you-can't-take-it-with-you
[14:15:09] <cmn32480> tell chromas that exec uses Urban dictionary for his definitions. Not nearly as comprehensive as dictionary.com
[14:20:14] <chromas> Yeah but exec's been a butt about it lately
[14:20:54] <chromas> ~define stare rape
[14:21:02] <chromas> #smake exec
[14:21:02] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with bunged up data
[14:21:37] <chromas> ~define Stare Rape
[14:21:42] <chromas> Sometimes caps matter
[14:21:53] <cmn32480> ~~define hypergolic buttsauce
[14:22:37] <cmn32480> ~define hypergolic buttsauce
[14:22:38] <exec> [local] hypergolic buttsauce: what anything on a menu with over three out of five peppers will become in a few hours
[14:24:17] <cmn32480> ~define stare rape
[14:24:27] <cmn32480> ~reload
[14:24:35] <cmn32480> ~restart
[14:24:37] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (119.8 kb)
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[14:25:33] <cmn32480> ~define stare rape
[14:25:44] <cmn32480> ~define rape
[14:25:45] <exec> rape: unable to find definition
[14:25:52] <cmn32480> ~define hamburger
[14:25:54] <exec> hamburger: unable to find definition
[14:26:12] <chromas> Maybe they've had enough of our shit and blocked the bot
[14:26:15] <cmn32480> i'll have to look at it and see if they changed the API or something
[14:26:24] <cmn32480> could be
[14:26:34] <cmn32480> \we are a buncha shitheads after all
[14:26:52] <chromas> Seems like it hit up a couple other sites as backup though
[14:28:06] <chromas> import oz.crutchy;
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[16:28:21] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:28:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:28:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:30:20] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:30:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:30:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:31:13] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:31:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:31:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:33:05] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:33:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:33:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:34:06] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:34:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:34:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:34:50] <SoyCow1> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:34:50] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:35:16] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:38:13] <SoyCow1> #submit https://www.engadget.com
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[16:38:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:38:54] <SoyCow1> #submit https://www.engadget.com
[16:38:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:39:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[16:57:50] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[16:57:50] <upstart> ^ 03Journal of takyon (881)
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[23:47:32] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/65°F, 8:47 pm GMT-3, Saturday, 28 October 2017