#Soylent | Logs for 2017-10-27
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[00:08:13] <Bytram> https://www.nasa.gov
[00:08:14] <upstart> ^ 03Small Asteroid or Comet 'Visits' from Beyond the Solar System | NASA ( https://www.nasa.gov )
[00:08:22] <Bytram> https://www.jpl.nasa.gov
[00:08:22] <upstart> ^ 03News | Small Asteroid or Comet 'Visits' from Beyond the Solar System
[00:09:39] <Bytram> V'ger
[00:09:40] <takyon> had to read the first sentence to get the significance
[00:10:25] <takyon> what is the typical relative velocity of a comet
[00:10:25] <Bytram> the second link provides a better layout to the story (the original NASA one has a locked banner at the top and on the LHS)
[00:10:35] <Bytram> laden or unladen?
[00:10:39] <Bytram> =)
[00:11:21] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:11:22] <upstart> ^ 03Comet - Wikipedia
[00:11:31] <takyon> this is some real shit bro
[00:12:23] <Bytram> I'm reading the wiki entry as fast as I can
[00:19:09] <takyon> writing the sub
[00:19:23] <Bytram> kewel!
[00:19:54] <Bytram> as best as I can gather from that wiki article, this is the only reference to a comet's speed:
[00:19:58] <Bytram> "Early observations have revealed a few genuinely hyperbolic (i.e. non-periodic) trajectories, but no more than could be accounted for by perturbations from Jupiter. If comets pervaded interstellar space, they would be moving with velocities of the same order as the relative velocities of stars near the Sun (a few tens of km per second). If such objects entered the Solar System, they would have positive specific orbital energy and would
[00:19:58] <Bytram> be observed to have genuinely hyperbolic trajectories. A rough calculation shows that there might be four hyperbolic comets per century within Jupiter's orbit, give or take one and perhaps two orders of magnitude.[95]"
[00:20:10] <takyon> done
[00:20:18] <Bytram> takyon++
[00:20:18] <Bender> karma - takyon: 35
[00:20:25] <Bytram> hey, while you are here
[00:20:49] <Bytram> I want to personally thank you for the phenomenal number of submissions you've provided over the past few days!!!!!!
[00:21:49] <takyon> no problem
[00:21:55] <takyon> you shouldn't count on that many though
[00:22:24] <Bytram> yeah, when I saw well over a dozen in one shot... amazement and gratitude!
[00:25:52] <Bytram> sorry, just got lost in a rabbit hole on wikipedia... had very long ago known of Venn diagrams, but Euler diagrams were new to me, and now I see there are Veitch diagrams in addition to Karnaugh maps! fun fun!
[00:25:53] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:25:54] <upstart> ^ 03Euler diagram - Wikipedia
[00:26:56] <takyon> seems like you would need a computer to easily make one
[00:27:11] * Bytram wonders where he could find one of those?
[00:27:12] <takyon> where are we going to find computers that big?
[00:29:13] <Bytram> prolly at Apple
[00:32:38] <takyon> updated JFK story... again
[00:33:04] <Bytram> obliged
[00:46:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - JFK Files to be Released on the Deadline of the JFK Assassination Records Collection Act (Updated) - http://sylnt.us - for-the-record || Japan's Liberal Democratic Party Wins Election, Could Revise Pacifist Constitution - http://sylnt.us - the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense
[02:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Blue Nearing Completion of Second Crowdfunding Attempt - http://sylnt.us - trying-to-get-a-good-look
[03:56:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Purdue University Shows Off Microchannel Array Chip Cooling Technique - http://sylnt.us - not-so-hot
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[04:17:47] <SoyCow8347> Hello, good friends.
[04:18:14] <SoyCow8347> I do enjoy that slice operator.
[04:18:26] <chromas> in python?
[04:18:38] * chromas assumes it's called that in py
[04:18:42] <SoyCow8347> Let me bestow upon you all some good jams:
[04:19:29] <chromas> is it the hotline miami ost?
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[04:21:30] <SoyCow8347> Hold on for a second,
[04:21:42] <SoyCow8347> You guys will like this...
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[04:23:38] <SoyCow8347> https://www.youtube.com
[04:23:39] <upstart> ^ 03Flow - YouTube
[04:24:42] <SoyCow8347> chromas, your py joke is well appreciated. py jokes, using nympy as np.
[04:24:44] <SoyCow8347> etc.
[04:25:27] <SoyCow8347> https://www.youtube.com
[04:25:28] <upstart> ^ 03Flow - YouTube
[04:25:35] <SoyCow8347> Let's JAM!
[04:27:08] <upstart> upstart
[04:27:10] <SoyCow8347> I have a fat pack of smokes and a lot of time to waste with you motherrfuckers.
[04:27:20] <SoyCow8347> and now is a good time to smoke;)
[04:29:35] <chromas> You can bring back ol' Ladarius ;)
[04:30:05] <SoyCow8347> You nerd-types can't appreciate a good sense of humor.
[04:31:00] <SoyCow8347> if you rember, correctly, chomas, you're the one son of a bitch who got ladarius working
[04:31:25] <SoyCow8347> had it not been for you, ladarious would not be working.
[04:31:56] <chromas> Good thing I ran into that same issue with my own bot
[04:32:37] <SoyCow8347> I owe you, and all the other Soylent Fucks, a debt of gratitude.
[04:33:19] <chromas> Thanks
[04:33:19] <SoyCow8347> If it weren't for you, Chromas, and the rest in particular,
[04:33:31] * chromas likes to be helpful, and also to shitpost
[04:33:42] <SoyCow8347> I would be a lowly nigger.
[04:36:20] <chromas> You still can be. Here at Soylent, we embrace diversity.
[04:36:30] * SoyCow8347 is a nigger.
[04:36:47] <chromas> We need some token minorities so we don't get banned from twitter
[04:37:04] <SoyCow8347> I believe i can help you all out with that.
[04:38:03] <SoyCow8347> I can't associate myself with you all in the process.
[04:38:21] <SoyCow8347> You're just gonna have to take my word for it :)
[04:39:03] * chromas suspects you're already on staff under an alias
[04:39:31] <SoyCow8347> Not quite.
[04:39:53] <SoyCow8347> Just as Worf had to dissociate himself from Kurn...
[04:40:28] <SoyCow8347> I must disccociate myself from the rest of you....to allow the opportunity of revenge.
[04:41:10] <SoyCow8347> We will win, fellows.
[04:41:23] <chromas> Will we be tired of winning?
[04:41:56] <SoyCow8347> When you fight against Whites, the battle is neverending...
[04:43:32] <SoyCow8347> Our pasty friends have lost their way...
[04:45:59] <SoyCow8347> ...but we WILL win.
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[05:03:33] <takyon> is the internet getting fucked
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[05:05:18] <takyon> what happened
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[05:06:20] <SoyCow0767> Hee hee hee HEH HEHE HEH
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[05:06:36] * chromas blames Khyer's 400TB/s DDoS
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[05:07:05] <takyon> had a cloudflare site fail, checked soylentnews, saw that it wasn't workin, got paranoid
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[05:07:31] <SoyCow0767> What's up niggers?
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[05:08:44] <SoyCow0767> niggers.irc.sylnt.us
[05:09:47] <SoyCow0767> When you are one with the niggers, all is possible.
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[05:10:50] <SoyCow0767> I have NOT forsaken my heritage...banned from Slashdot.
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[05:11:51] <takyon> Trump won't save his whites: https://www.nytimes.com
[05:11:52] <upstart> ^ 03Trump Declares Opioid Crisis a ‘Health Emergency’ but Requests No Funds - The New York Times
[05:12:03] <takyon> whites BTFO by heroin
[05:12:18] <SoyCow0767> takyon, not me...
[05:12:48] <SoyCow0767> Others like me WILL resist!
[05:13:31] <takyon> I have 20 tramadols. I could get on the opioid wagon
[05:13:51] <SoyCow0767> A fools' errand. Pills.
[05:14:35] <takyon> “The best way to prevent drug addiction and overdose is to prevent people from abusing drugs in the first place. If they don’t start, they won't have a problem.” – President Donald J. Trump
[05:14:44] <takyon> https://www.whitehouse.gov
[05:14:45] <upstart> ^ 03President Donald J. Trump is Taking Action on Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis | whitehouse.gov
[05:15:03] <SoyCow0767> I care NOT for your business. I wish to SMOKE POT!
[05:15:28] <SoyCow0767> There are many others like me...
[05:16:54] <SoyCow0767> The very logo of the KLINGON EMPIRE is that of the pot leaf...only 3 of them, how we started our humble beginnings...
[05:17:16] <SoyCow0767> Soon we cultivated those with FIVE leaves!
[05:17:24] <SoyCow0767> ...and THEN OF SEVEN!
[05:18:15] <takyon> where my fractal weed
[05:18:40] <takyon> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
[05:18:42] <SoyCow0767> takyon, those in the Klingon empire who study science are not highly regarded...
[05:19:17] <SoyCow0767> we study flowering plants, and NOTHING MORE!
[05:21:10] <SoyCow0767> We are liberarians. We care not of your business, only of...what those in the Federation call..."Dank Leaves."
[05:22:11] <takyon> I ama libationarian
[05:25:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Zealand's National Party to Pay $600k for Eminem Copyright Infringement - http://sylnt.us - kim's-spaghetti
[05:26:04] SoyCow0767 is now known as librarian
[05:26:18] <librarian> I care not for your pill-rolling ways.
[05:27:11] <librarian> I have a natural resistance to their chemical makeuip. I can resist even THC in all its forms.
[05:28:13] <librarian> However, what I cannot resist is the timless molecule of Ethanol Alcohol, epecially in conjunction wtih what proto-humans call "tobacco"
[05:28:34] <takyon> you must consume all THC to destroy it
[05:28:43] <takyon> this is going to be a long ass sub
[05:28:58] <librarian> takyon, I do not wish to be the first person to perish from THC overdose.
[05:29:10] <takyon> I'm rolling in the White House announcement, the arrest of a pharma billionaire, and Walgreens stocking Narcan into this submission
[05:29:27] <librarian> Should you find a suitable human, he'll have one hell of a trip! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[05:30:08] <librarian> Now, takyon, if you'll excuse me, I think I should pyrolyze a human cigarette.
[05:30:17] <takyon> kbye
[05:31:19] <librarian> I'm not going bye bye until a mere human bans me.
[05:31:48] <librarian> Just had to step out for a second and watch Mexicans be loud ;)
[05:35:03] <librarian> Com-putah! Explain "twnentieth-century human Mexicans"
[05:36:02] <librarian> <em><blockquote> A vocallly loud race of humans. Close to the family, yet lacking in manners...</em></blockquote>
[05:36:13] * chromas has twnentieth-century human Mexican neighbors
[05:38:49] <librarian> Com-putah! And just how can we integrate those Mexicans into twentieth-century cicilized society?
[05:40:02] <librarian> <em></blockquote> By a lot of trial-and-error, sir. Remember that episode when you beamed a bunch of hillbillies into the cargo bay and forced them to mate with the advanced society? </em></blockquote>
[05:42:10] <librarian> Com-putah! I remember it well, they had good Bourbon. But we had the luxury of spawning it in an isolated cargo-bay and then spitting it all into a socity in which we had no stake.
[05:43:09] <chromas> And they weren't even nice enough to inject their own dna into the pool
[05:43:35] <librarian> <em><blockquote> Tough-shit, Captain. Beam them onto one of those romance-novel planets like season 6 of TNG and make a plot device out of it.</em></blockquote>
[05:44:06] <chromas> cum-putah, your tags are out of order
[05:44:20] <takyon> I was triggered by that HTML syntax error
[05:45:10] <librarian> <em><blockquote> " Syntax error. Please Repeat your request. </blockquote></em>
[05:45:40] <takyon> Error: Block elements can't be nested in an inline element
[05:46:30] <takyon> you can't even have line breaks in an <em />. Tried it on the JFK summary
[05:47:36] <librarian> <em> " Please report to Utopia Planetia for debugging." </em>
[05:49:17] <chromas> Could you imagine the Star Trek future where data is all XML?
[05:49:55] <librarian> chromas, if they could speed up the dialogue and make a rap video out of it, I'km game.
[05:50:03] <chromas> earl_grey_tea_(hot).pattern.xml
[05:50:31] <librarian> brew.tea.(EARL_GREY, HOT);
[05:51:19] <librarian> brew.tea(JAPANESE_GREEN, temperature.HOT)
[05:52:45] <chromas> Error: semicolon expected, not EOF
[05:52:56] <librarian> drinks.brew = DRINKS_REAL_MEN_DRINK_COFFEE;
[05:53:40] <chromas> The real reason the Borg couldn't assimilate the humans was they couldn't handle the Java
[05:53:54] <chromas> Kept running out of memory
[05:54:05] <librarian> not to mention how retarded and inconsisten human programmers were.
[05:55:29] <librarian> BORG.ADMINISTATION.PERPETUATION.PROPAGATION.FEDERATION.SECTOR_0_0_1.HUMAN.ASSIMILATION
[05:55:42] <librarian> TRUE =
[05:56:29] <takyon> http://puu.sh
[05:56:58] <chromas> drugs++
[05:56:58] <Bender> karma - drugs: 3
[05:57:17] <librarian> Man, must be nice to be able to do drugs.
[05:57:25] <chromas> Crack is available in all those states without a prescription
[05:57:31] <takyon> widely
[05:57:46] <librarian> chromas, where I work, there are feces on the streets.
[05:57:51] <librarian> needles
[05:57:56] <chromas> no poo in the loo?
[05:58:48] <librarian> chromas, they don't need a loo to poo where I work...true story: Only a few days ago did we lock up the shop only to find a crackhead bum who snuck in the next week.
[05:59:35] <librarian> This is a guy who, because Boston Dynamics had to move into the ghetto, snuck in and we found him the next week crouched in under our nice workbenches
[05:59:43] <chromas> are those damn wypipo?
[05:59:55] <librarian> what the fuck is a wypipo?
[06:00:44] <chromas> I'm totally shockd you're not up on the latest racis internet slangs
[06:01:46] <takyon> white -> wy + people -> pipo?
[06:02:02] <chromas> Yes'm
[06:02:14] <librarian> chromas, I've through some research found some "sheeeeeeit" and "bix nood" guys where I work
[06:02:21] <chromas> In a sorta urban youths / ebonics accent
[06:02:32] <librarian> but we're not very good at acronyms.
[06:03:40] <takyon> you should write a memoir and have MDC write the foreword
[06:04:13] <librarian> It's funny, because a Mexican caught me looking at Zerohedge and called me out on "Drudge Report, eh?"
[06:04:25] <takyon> the 41 states thing looks outdated because the Walgreens press release is telling me 45 states
[06:05:02] <librarian> I laughed, then I found him again downstairs with some other sympathetics and we all did the "nudge nudge, wink wink" thing
[06:06:18] <librarian> The /pol/ Zerohedge thing is really fight club
[06:06:52] <librarian> You'd be surprised at how widespread those are. It makes me feel good, kinda warm and fuzzy, even if we're all lunatics.
[06:07:26] <takyon> i heard pol got banned on reddit the other day
[06:07:30] <takyon> well
[06:07:33] <takyon> whatever that form of it was
[06:08:06] <librarian> ...and when we all talk about "reptilians," we mean it all faticisiously but we all know exactly who we're talking about.
[06:08:08] <librarian> HAHHAHAHAHAHAA
[06:09:50] <takyon> since this summary is so damn long I should just throw a line about KRATOM in there
[06:10:57] <librarian> I've heard many good things about kratom
[06:13:15] <takyon> "Hawaii, Kansas, Missouri, Montana and Wyoming are the only states that have not passed laws to improve access to naloxone, according to the Network for Public Health Law. Laws in Hawaii and Missouri are waiting on governor approvals, and Montana has established an agreement with CVS to allow wider access, according to the AP."
[06:16:29] <librarian> Everybody self-medicates. Whether it's Mountain Dew, or Ethanol/tobacco, or pills, kratom, pot,
[06:16:59] <librarian> No matter how pure a standard one holds themselves to, they ALL self-medicate.
[06:17:53] <takyon> caffeine
[06:18:03] <librarian> Especially caffeine.
[06:18:04] <takyon> tryptophan
[06:18:09] <librarian> Melatonin
[06:18:24] <takyon> melatonin is produced by the body using a self-regulating cycle
[06:18:25] <librarian> Green Tea
[06:18:30] <librarian> Black Tea
[06:18:56] <takyon> don't forget DMT: The Spirit Molecule
[06:19:14] <takyon> not too familiar with the science but I heard it is produced in the body so it must be true
[06:19:31] <librarian> Man. DMT must be awesome. I've heard plenty about it.
[06:20:01] <takyon> it's called the "businessman's trip" because it can be enjoyed in about 10 minutes
[06:20:13] <librarian> takyon, there are expensive New York City therapists who refer their most difficult clients to Ayahuasca
[06:20:19] <takyon> but I hear you can hook someone onto a drip of DMT and have them blazed for dayz
[06:21:10] <librarian> takyon, I don't hear that. But I do hear that if you want a proper DMT trip, Ayahuasca, then you have to do the whole shaman("trip-sitter) experience.
[06:21:21] <takyon> I think ayahuasca includes a bunch of other crap that will just make you want to vomit.
[06:21:23] <librarian> Many say it's 10 years of therapy
[06:21:37] <takyon> might as well smoke/vape pure DMT
[06:21:51] <librarian> takyon, that is true. Ayahuasca is DMT plus natural alkaloids
[06:29:14] <takyon> gimme about 2 minutes and this masterpiece will be done
[06:32:49] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[06:32:50] <upstart> ^ 03Opioid Crisis Official; Insys Therapeutics Billionaire Founder Charged; Walgreens Stocks Narcan: SoylentNews Submission
[06:34:20] <takyon> that fucking quote from Trump looks so nice right at the top
[06:35:43] <librarian> Trump is a troll.
[06:36:27] <takyon> not just any troll. troll-in-chief
[06:36:41] <takyon> RIP Melania's anti-bullying initiative
[06:36:44] <librarian> UNfortunately for many, this is the age of the troll - the age of free speech - a backlash from being to say what we're said to say by finger-wagging hypocrites.
[06:37:28] <librarian> Well, I'm going to listen to some Upstart, and pass out.
[06:37:48] <librarian> You all have a good night -- and LONG live SOUL JAZZ
[06:38:00] * librarian backflips into a spray of fart
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[06:56:46] <boru> Feh, ncommander offline. How am I supposed to continue my discussions with people in other TZ!
[06:56:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Trees Grew by Controlled Structural Collapse and Repair - http://sylnt.us - if-you're-not-interested,-would-you-be-board?
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[10:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:35:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3721
[10:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[10:46:09] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with Loggie
[10:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #tell cmn32480 fix yer bot
[10:46:23] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[10:47:09] <chromas> exex died in the great server burp of October 26
[10:47:45] <chromas> 🖕nick exec
[10:47:45] upstart is now known as exec
[10:47:57] <chromas> No one will know the difference
[10:48:32] <chromas> exec's got nick protection
[10:48:45] exec is now known as SoyGuest9130
[10:49:19] <chromas> 🖕nick 🖕
[10:49:21] <chromas> d'aww
[10:51:18] <chromas> 🖕nick Khyber400ACLEDs
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[11:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we had a great server burp?
[11:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. talos and MrPlow are still up
[11:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i ain't got enough patience for stupid to watch The Orville yet this morning
[11:16:13] <chromas> Yeah, a few of us timed out and the site wasn't working for me either
[11:16:46] <chromas> almost midnight, your time
[11:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly something along your route then. looks like most of us stayed here.
[11:29:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:29:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 499
[11:37:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saudi Prince Predicts Demise for Bitcoin - http://sylnt.us - know-when-to-hold-'em-know-when-to-fold-'em
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[11:41:02] <chromas> AllahCoin, piece be upon him
[11:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. i'm getting annoyed with deluge. fucking thing uses WAY too much cpu time. stupid python.
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[11:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima play some vidya today
[11:55:15] <chromas> Use the rust
[11:57:01] <cmn32480> tooken care of TheMightyBuzzard
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[11:57:26] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:57:28] * exec theoretically integrates a blerg of grits with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:57:30] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[11:57:32] * exec retroactively scissors a ⅓ cup of dumpster juice for chromas
[11:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:57:47] * exec historically combines a trunk of nuts with cmn32480
[11:58:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[11:58:07] * exec unjustifiably merges a staff of tama lama ding dongs with cmn32480
[11:58:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:14] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:58:19] * exec faithfully twerks a dong of terrorism for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:21] * exec unjustifiably impales a big floppy donkey dick of arrogance on AndyTheAbsurd
[11:58:22] * exec seductively tosses a stein of Scooby Snax to AndyTheAbsurd
[11:58:26] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:58:29] * exec inadequately kipes a broken promise of CW from cmn32480
[11:58:49] <cmn32480> he's a littl e slow right now... his box is updateing
[11:58:50] <chromas> No ham for you!
[11:59:15] <cmn32480> been a month or so since I logged into it
[11:59:41] <cmn32480> only a couple hundred package updates
[11:59:52] <chromas> Gentoo?
[12:00:00] <cmn32480> Ubunntu 16.04
[12:00:28] <boru> I'd say that's the real reason it's running slowly.
[12:00:41] <cmn32480> no real arguement there either
[12:01:17] <boru> I'm glad we agree, then.
[12:01:25] <cmn32480> on most things.
[12:01:49] <boru> Well, no one's perfect.
[12:02:06] <cmn32480> you really can't help it. probably geneitc or something.. but I forgive you
[12:03:02] <boru> Like your typing!
[12:03:10] <cmn32480> exactly
[12:03:18] * boru gallops away on his high horse.
[12:03:20] <cmn32480> my lack of typoing skills is famous
[12:03:24] <chromas> It's not imperfect, it's just a disagreement
[12:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. i'm out for a while. it's winders vidya time and i can't be arsed to put hexchat on the winders install.
[12:11:56] <boru> What're you playing?
[12:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> darkest dungeon i think
[12:12:35] <boru> Not sure I know that one. I'm working my way through Dungeons 3, though it's still not nearly half as fun as the original Dungeon Keeper series.
[12:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> newish vaguely roguelike dungeon crawler. party instead of individual.
[12:13:54] <boru> I may give it a look.
[12:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> added diseases n mental disorders n such
[12:14:18] <boru> I started playing Tides of Numenera, but it couldn't be further away from Planescape: Torment.
[12:15:00] <boru> The latter being my favourite RPG of all time.
[12:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got bored as shit with it because you absolutely can not do combat at higher levels with anything but a fighter type. rogue type or mage type will get your ass handed to you fast.
[12:15:47] <boru> Aye, many RPGs are like that.
[12:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, most rpgs you just gotta play a different strategy with the character but they can at least significantly contribute to a party
[12:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ToN the best combat strategy is a full group of sword fighter types
[12:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyhow, i'm off. back this afternoon i expect
[12:19:59] <boru> Catch you later.
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[19:33:45] <chromas> Tamed by winter
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[21:32:51] <Bytram> whereto? https://motherboard.vice.com
[21:32:53] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Samsung Made a Bitcoin Mining Rig Out of 40 Old Galaxy S5s - Motherboard
[21:34:07] <chromas> Should've used the 7s
[21:34:13] <chromas> FlameCoin
[21:39:19] <Bytram> whereto? http://www.sciencemag.org
[21:39:20] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Quantum experiment in space confirms that reality is what you make it | Science | AAAS
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[22:56:25] <takyon> somehow a mining rig built on a 2014 smartphone doesn't seem like a winner
[23:00:19] <Bytram> but maybe when you lash 40 of them together, it just, might, work?
[23:02:12] <takyon> I thought even GPUs were obsolete for that. ASICs owned by millionaires being dominant
[23:03:04] <Bytram> that is true for *bitcoin*, but AFAICT, Ethereum was designed to be ASIC antagonistic and require a goodly amount of RAM *and* goodly amount of computes.
[23:04:18] * mechanicjay still feels like its all a scam
[23:05:50] <Bytram> I remember when I first read about it on /. -- seriously considered mining using just my CPU (which was quite effective back then) but something came up, distracted me from the thought, and never had the free cash/time to follow up on it later as it required more compute power then, than I could afford.
[23:05:59] * Bytram kicks himself for that
[23:06:50] <Bytram> hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but to think that I could be retired, right now, and rather wealthy, too... too depressing.
[23:07:31] <Bytram> ~g dilithium crystals
[23:07:33] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org(Star_Trek)
[23:07:36] <mechanicjay> I ran it for a while with just my cpus. After a week or two and I never actually got anything mined I gave up, figuring the power being paid for would never be recovered.
[23:07:56] <Bytram> that's... somewhat comforting. thanks!
[23:08:06] <mechanicjay> ....as I still can't pay my power bill with BTC, I'd say direct cost revoer is still impossible.
[23:08:33] <Bytram> instead of direct, shouldn't you be on alternating, current?
[23:09:25] * mechanicjay searches for the appropriate type of current to charge Bytram with
[23:09:41] <Bytram> lol
[23:11:12] <mechanicjay> Gah, my entire afternoon got boned. Was going to be working on updating our auto-deploy framework to support webhooks from GitHub as well as our internal GitLab. Instead, I'm doing an "emergency" deployment for someone else.
[23:12:47] <Bytram> mechanicjay: sorry to hear that! I hope that it, at least, goes somewhat smoothly for ya!
[23:13:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:13:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[23:13:37] <mechanicjay> Yeah, it only took a little bit of prep and it's straight forward enough, but like, I'm sitting here on my hands waiting for the appointed time to start now.
[23:13:58] <Bytram> #yt dancing on the ceiling
[23:13:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:14:12] * Bytram is trying to remember
[23:14:34] <Bytram> are you the one who had his hosting provider 'go silent' a week or so ago?
[23:15:34] <mechanicjay> nah, that was audioguy
[23:15:46] <mechanicjay> this video is amazing, BTW
[23:16:17] <Bytram> Lionel Ritchy
[23:16:19] <Bytram> ?
[23:16:56] <mechanicjay> Yeah, Never saw the video before.
[23:17:38] <Bytram> IIRC, they constructed an entire room within a cylinder... spun the room (slowly) while maintaining camera postion... gave impression of the other way around... pretty kewe;!
[23:19:13] <mechanicjay> Currently listening to this
[23:19:15] <mechanicjay> https://www.youtube.com
[23:19:16] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03DEODATO_Also Sprach Zarathustra_PRELUDE ALBUM COMPLETO - YouTube
[23:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i got more refined tastes. https://www.youtube.com
[23:23:41] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03The Whores of Sailortown - YouTube
[23:24:21] <mechanicjay> There is no way in hell I'm clicking on that at work.
[23:24:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> wise decision
[23:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's my favorite sea shanty since i found it
[23:26:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breaking News: Catalonia Declares Independence - http://sylnt.us - freedonia
[23:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ hail hail freedonia / land of the brave and freeeeeee ♫
[23:28:24] <mechanicjay> It'll be interesting to see how that plays out for Spain...and the EU more generally.
[23:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:28:51] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03Hail hail Freedonia - YouTube
[23:28:56] <Bytram> I dunno about that, but I *am* pretty sure where most of the rain in Spain falls
[23:29:04] <Bytram> ;)
[23:29:59] <mechanicjay> 4:30 go time!
[23:30:15] <Bytram> go go gopher!
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[23:30:20] <Bytram> ~g go go gopher!
[23:30:22] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[23:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> food time here
[23:30:25] <Bytram> LOL!
[23:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[23:31:33] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:33:04] <Bytram> cmn32480: according to the log in #wiki, it looks like exec has written no changes to the story list page for the last 15 or so updates.
[23:33:16] <Bytram> Well, that's how it looks from what I see there.
[23:34:08] <takyon> it's true that thinking about not being a bitcoin millionaire is depressing
[23:34:12] <takyon> since it was so attainable
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[23:42:45] <takyon> https://boards.4chan.org
[23:42:45] <Khyber400ACLEDs> ^ 03/pol/ - CATALONIA DECLARES INDEPENDENCE - Politically Incorrect - 4chan
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[23:43:02] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 8:43 pm GMT-3, Friday, 27 October 2017