#Soylent | Logs for 2017-10-12
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[00:00:39] <Sulla> Aristarchus articles are so good for getting the blood boiling
[00:05:00] <chromas> When trolls succeed
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[00:09:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[00:09:15] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 5:09 pm GMT-7, Wednesday, 11 October 2017
[01:05:35] <cmn32480> anybody think a pronhub story about AI witha dept line of "facial recognition" is too far?
[01:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, bwahahahaha
[01:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> blame it on me if you must but run it
[01:16:10] <cmn32480> at least 1 person will get it
[01:16:28] <cmn32480> oh no.. I'm totally wanting the credit
[01:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[01:17:08] <cmn32480> actaully.. I think it ought to be from the did-they-say-facial-recognition?" dept
[01:17:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Perl, the Glue That Holds the Internet (and SN) Together, Turns 30 This Year - http://sylnt.us - There’s-more-than-one-way-to-do-it,-but-sometimes-consistency-is-not-a-bad-thing-either
[01:17:35] <cmn32480> or an ed note say somethign to that effect
[01:18:13] <cmn32480> it's too funny NOT to
[01:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, forgot i was talking here
[01:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... can you use unicode in the dept?
[01:40:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can you could go u+a0 instead of spaces
[01:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, it's a quarter till bedtime. i been waiting since i finished dinner.
[01:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine then bed.
[01:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:46:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 481
[01:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight cmn32480
[01:57:49] * exec defiantly slides an assload of gasoline to cmn32480
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[02:24:22] <Sulla> Wow, you let through articles about porn but not about how nazis are conquering the united states?
[02:24:26] <Sulla> Wow, such bias
[02:32:24] <chromas> To quote the internet, ""Racist!" lost its potency for some reason (BLM, cough, cough) so they had to escalate it. By my math they will be out of slanders in a couple years, after they've exhausted "Nazi!", they'll be calling us devils and ghouls, then Literally Satan, then where do you go from there? Double-Plus Bad Racist Nazi Devil Meaniehead?"
[02:33:38] * chromas builds a nazi bot
[02:56:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPL as a Contract Survives Summary Judgement - http://sylnt.us - by-reading-this-department-you-agree-to-the-following
[03:32:52] <Sulla> Thats not a bad idea
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[03:38:26] <chromas> /nick Sulla
[03:40:33] upstart is now known as BotSupremacist
[04:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Death Re-Emerges in Madagascar - http://sylnt.us - sounds-like-a-Monty-Python-skit
[04:37:56] <chromas> Sounds like a black supremacist youtuber, like black hitler
[04:38:08] <chromas> #yt black hitler
[04:38:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[04:40:49] * chromas skips to 2:23
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[05:55:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Announces Oculus Go for $200 - http://sylnt.us - go-go-gadget-VR
[07:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In America, Rescuing a Piglet Makes You a Terrorist but Shooting Up a Concert Doesn't - http://sylnt.us - oink-I-say
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[09:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Star Trek: Discovery' Happenings - http://sylnt.us - boldly-go
[09:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[09:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i object to being awake this early
[09:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:37:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3691
[09:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also...
[09:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[09:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[09:40:59] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 482
[09:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. gotta manually renew dev's cert again. i really should script that one of these days.
[10:32:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ring Confirmed Around Dwarf Planet Haumea - http://sylnt.us - Rings-Past-Uranus
[10:33:02] <boru> Any excuse to make Uranus jokes. And people wonder why astronomers are grumpy all the time.
[10:33:46] <boru> It's a TNO!
[10:34:21] * TheMightyBuzzard never gets tired of uranus jokes
[10:35:17] <boru> Pft.
[10:40:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://biglawbusiness.com I can't wait to see the fragile little snowflakes trained at that law school appear in court.
[10:40:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:41:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[11:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:27:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 483
[12:03:12] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:03:14] * exec casually derives a blagoblag of hotcakes from TheMightyBuzzard
[12:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:03:29] * exec seductively culturally enriches an array of oil with cmn32480
[12:04:03] <cmn32480> i have no idea who won that
[12:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on the size of the array
[12:04:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g oil price
[12:04:25] <MrPlow> http://oilprice.com - "Crude oil prices & gas price charts. Oil price charts for Brent Crude, WTI & oil futures. Energy news covering oil, petroleum, natural gas and investment advice."
[12:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to be a pretty good sized one to get you some hotcakes. at least a couple gallons worth.
[12:08:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pornhub Adopts Machine Learning to Tag Videos as Malvertising Looms - http://sylnt.us - facial-recognition
[12:10:30] * cmn32480 snickers at the dept line
[12:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my inner 12yo is proud of you.
[12:14:04] <cmn32480> we'll see if anybody comments on it
[12:15:02] * TheMightyBuzzard is holding off to let someone else have the honor
[12:15:29] <cmn32480> lol
[12:15:57] <cmn32480> shit... I almost want to point it out
[12:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i already had my chuckle over it. might as well let others have theirs.
[12:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:17:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 484
[12:18:13] <FatPhil> I was going to post about anilingus vids, but then I realised my argument was completely arse about face
[12:19:05] * boru rolls eyes.
[12:19:32] * cmn32480 cackles with glee
[12:20:14] <FatPhil> Yeah, I know.. I've got some cheek
[12:20:14] <cmn32480> I almost want to point out that every facial is different even with the same actors
[12:21:13] <cmn32480> I've seen a few... for research purposes, mind you
[12:21:36] <boru> I bet you have, you dark horse.
[12:26:49] <cmn32480> IT WAS FOR RESEARCH!!!!!
[12:28:39] <chromas> #smake chromas
[12:28:39] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with an ice cream cone
[12:28:48] <chromas> missed a good grab opportunity there
[12:29:24] <boru> You can't do historic grabs?
[12:29:31] <boru> Or just fabricate them in the database?
[12:29:43] <cmn32480> nah.. those kind come out in the news... see the whole Harvey Weinstein thing
[12:31:52] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:31:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3692
[12:31:56] <Bytram> !uid
[12:31:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6745, owned by MajorSeales
[12:32:09] <boru> Ever closer to 6809. Soon.
[12:32:27] <chromas> IS that a landmark number?
[12:32:40] <Bytram> if you know anything about microprocessors
[12:32:42] * chromas prepares to grab 6802
[12:32:47] <chromas> oh wait, that was 6502. frown
[12:32:49] <boru> Not 6502?
[12:32:51] <boru> Heh.
[12:32:53] <Bytram> 8080, z80, 6502, 6809
[12:33:02] * chromas doesn't remember the 6809
[12:33:03] <boru> 6800, as well.
[12:33:05] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - first comment nails it
[12:33:14] <boru> 8051
[12:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> 555
[12:33:47] <cmn32480> Pentium
[12:33:48] <Bytram> programmable interval timer?
[12:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> what can i say, i'm mostly a below-microprocessor kinda guy.
[12:34:17] <boru> I'll be waiting until the heat death of the universe for 68k.
[12:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally if i can't do it with transistors, resistors, coils, capacitors, and diodes, i don't build it.
[12:35:55] <Bytram> SteveCiarcia++
[12:35:55] <Bender> karma - steveciarcia: 1
[12:36:09] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to watch some tv and have some breakfast
[12:36:22] * Bytram wonders if he is the only one old enough here to recognize that reference
[12:37:14] <Bytram> fwiw, 6502 ==> "ParanoidFactoid"
[12:38:20] <chromas> Maybe you're the only one young enough to remember it :)
[12:39:01] <boru> Is there a feature to kill users and usurp their uids?
[12:39:26] <Bytram> steve famously stated on many an occasion something to the effect that he only programmed with solder.
[12:39:31] <boru> "Dear reader. Congratulations! You've been randomly selected to have your uid swapped with boru!"
[12:40:03] <boru> Have you seen that megaprocessor project, or whatever it's called?
[12:40:13] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:40:26] <boru> Speaking of solder, I meant to dig out that PACE soldering wizard video for someone.
[12:41:03] <Bytram> boru: do you even have a nick on soylentnews.org?
[12:41:07] <boru> Soldering pr0n, if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com
[12:41:08] <BotSupremacist> ^ 03Pace Inc.Everything you wanted to know about soldering and desoldering but were afraid to ask - YouTube
[12:41:24] <boru> I do, it's b0ru. ISTR not being able to register 'boru', but it might've just been a typo.
[12:41:41] <Bytram> ahhh, there is no 'boru' in the DB
[12:42:04] <Bytram> ahhh, there you are 6054
[12:42:11] <chromas> You can grab is when 6809 comes along
[12:42:16] <boru> Everyone keeps taking 'boru' on various sites. Shithub, Shitbucket etc.
[12:42:20] <boru> None of whom are me.
[12:42:35] <Bytram> dopelgangers
[12:42:37] <chromas> s💩s💩t💩
[12:42:37] <BotSupremacist> <chromas> You can grab it when 6809 comes along
[12:42:38] <boru> Aye, I'll try my best.
[12:42:48] <boru> Even worse -- java programmers!
[12:42:48] <Bytram> ;)
[12:43:11] <Bytram> sometimes, you just have to earn a paycheck -- don't hold it against 'em
[12:43:14] <Bytram> nograb
[12:43:26] <chromas> !grab boru
[12:43:26] <Bender> Added quote 845
[12:43:44] <Bytram> !quote 845
[12:43:44] <Bender> Quote 845 - <boru> Even worse -- java programmers!
[12:44:24] * chromas sprinkles xml factories around the channel
[12:44:46] * Bytram invokes the cleaning robot from wall-e
[12:46:01] * boru subjects chromas to CORBA RMI
[12:48:03] * chromas suicides
[12:48:37] <Bytram> ~g RMI
[12:48:39] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:48:50] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:48:51] <BotSupremacist> ^ 03RMI - Wikipedia
[12:48:54] <Bytram> lol
[12:49:00] <Bytram> ~deine RMI
[12:49:04] <Bytram> ~define RMI
[12:49:05] <exec> RMI: unable to find definition
[12:49:13] <boru> Basically java RPC.
[12:49:22] <Bytram> oh, okay.
[12:49:24] <Bytram> thansk
[12:49:37] <boru> You won't be thanking me if you ever have to use it.
[12:50:14] <Bytram> no, but I'll now know to avoid it. =)
[12:50:27] <boru> Indeed!
[12:50:30] <boru> Like the plague.
[12:50:49] <boru> You still see a lot of corba knocking around in aero. It's truly awful.
[12:51:03] <boru> Thankfully I don't have to work with scientists anymore.
[12:51:13] <Bytram> lol
[12:51:14] <boru> It's all C and assembly, these days.
[12:51:23] <Bytram> biab,
[12:51:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:51:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3693
[12:51:33] <boru> Catch you later.
[13:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secrets of Hidden Ice Canyons Revealed - http://sylnt.us - did-they-find-aliens?
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[15:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mark Zuckerberg Tours Hurricane-Struck Puerto Rico in VR - http://sylnt.us - passtimes-of-the-rich-and-famous
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[16:08:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[16:08:11] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 9°C/48°F, 9:08 am GMT-7, Thursday, 12 October 2017
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[16:33:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[16:33:24] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/47°F, 9:33 am GMT-7, Thursday, 12 October 2017
[16:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Introduces a Waterproof Kindle E-Reader - http://sylnt.us - now-I-can-read-in-the-pool
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[18:36:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Book Review: Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants by Dr. John D. Clark - http://sylnt.us - things-that-go-zoom-and/or-boom
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[20:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iPhone 8 Plus Batteries Are Swelling on Some Phones - CNET - http://sylnt.us - maybe-there-is-a-worm-inside
[20:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iPhone 8 Plus Batteries Are Swelling on Some Phones - http://sylnt.us - maybe-there-is-a-worm-inside
[21:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What is a Safe Following Distance? - http://sylnt.us - who-is-behind-whom?
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[23:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Futuristic Airless Tire is 3D Printed, Won't Go Flat or Need Replacement - http://sylnt.us - avoid-puddles