#Soylent | Logs for 2017-10-02
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[00:06:59] <Bytram> FlakeyInternetConnection--
[00:06:59] <Bender> karma - flakeyinternetconnection: -1
[00:09:17] <Sulla> As much as I hate comcast, I very rarely lose connectivity
[00:10:03] * Bytram tethers his phone... for the past couple days or so, things have been underwhelming.
[00:32:05] * TheMightyBuzzard got a letter from his ISP saturday
[00:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> bastards are doubling my data rate at no additional cost for the second time in three years
[00:43:16] <Bytram> any data cap, yet?
[00:53:03] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard Yur fite bot is pining for the fjiords
[01:32:48] <Sulla> I had att bump mine to 35 from 15, been 8 months and no charge yet. Would be nice to understand what they are thinking
[01:33:16] <Bytram> Sulla: s/what/if/
[01:33:16] <upstart> <Sulla> I had att bump mine to 35 from 15, been 8 months and no charge yet. Would be nice to understand if they are thinking
[01:33:18] <exec> <Bytram> <Sulla> I had att bump mine to 35 from 15, been 8 months and no charge yet. Would be nice to understand if they are thinking
[01:34:00] <Bytram> #weather
[01:35:25] <Bytram> ~seen
[01:35:31] <Bytram> ~seen MrPlow
[01:35:33] <exec> Bytram, MrPlow was last seen in #Soylent 3 days, 8 hours, 16 minutes, 20 seconds ago with message: Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:35:34] <exec> Bytram, was last seen in #Soylent 540 days, 15 hours, 11 minutes, 47 seconds ago with message: └─ 13John Mellencamp - Authority Song - YouTube
[01:36:37] <Bytram> #smake MrPlow
[01:43:35] <Sulla> Anyone here use contact lenses?
[01:44:30] <Bytram> only from a distance ;)
[01:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no data caps. poor mrplow.
[01:44:53] <Bytram> plowed his last row, eh?
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[01:45:15] <Bytram> TIL:
[01:45:16] <Bytram> Only the following versions of the company name are proper:
[01:45:16] <Bytram> GLOBALFOUNDRIES - the all-capitalized version
[01:45:16] <Bytram> GlobalFoundries - the initial letter “G” capitalized with a capitalize “F” version
[01:45:16] <Bytram> Globalfoundries - the initial letter “G” capitalized with a lower case “f” version
[01:45:32] <Bytram> ... and I was all set to toss in a [sic] on a story I was editing, too.
[01:45:32] <Sulla> Plz no spy
[01:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> he ain't got an init script so he don't come back after reboot
[01:47:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:47:47] <Bytram> so, h's been down since the server migration?
[01:48:09] * Bytram wonders if he could cheer up MrPlow with an introduction to lithium
[01:50:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, bots belong on bery
[01:51:10] <Bytram> bery well, then.
[01:57:21] <Sulla> I hope in general my journal is seen as funny instead of overly trolly.
[01:57:50] <Bytram> did you include a smiley (or three), or even a winky? =) =) =) ;)
[01:59:33] <Sulla> Oh jeez, not sure I can recover from such an oversight
[01:59:59] <Bytram> what's it called? poe's law?
[02:02:07] <Bytram> ~define nimrud
[02:02:09] <exec> nimrud: unable to find definition
[02:02:18] <Bytram> ~g nimrud
[02:02:20] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:04:26] <Sulla> Poe's law is interesting (had to look it up) but I always just assume everything on the internet exists only for the keks
[02:05:00] <Bytram> Silly Rabbit, kix are for trids
[02:06:12] <Sulla> Thanks Isil, destroying important historical sites. Although I suppose the assyrians probably deserved it.
[02:06:53] <Bytram> ~define nim
[02:06:55] <exec> nim: unable to find definition
[02:07:01] <Bytram> ~g nim
[02:07:03] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:07:38] * Bytram seems to recall a character in a story named nim, but cannot remember which one... maybe one of the Wheel of Time tomes?
[02:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Launch of James Webb Space Telescope Delayed to Spring 2019 - http://sylnt.us - testing-integration
[02:27:59] <Sulla> Did Calexit happen?
[03:03:35] <Booga1> Yep, but they changed their minds as soon as they realized they'd have to buy guns if they wanted an army.
[04:36:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Travis Kalanick Appoints Two New Uber Board Members in "Power Play" - http://sylnt.us - playing-board-games
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[04:54:37] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 9:54 pm GMT-7, Sunday, 1 October 2017
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[05:07:36] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 10:07 pm GMT-7, Sunday, 1 October 2017
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[06:58:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PETA Claims That Cambodian Farmers Are Breeding "Double-Muscled" Mutant Pigs - http://sylnt.us - swine-version-of-the-universe-championships
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[09:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluto's "Bladed Terrain" Caused by Methane Erosion - http://sylnt.us - dangers-of-excess-methane
[10:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:04:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3676
[11:30:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:30:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3677
[11:31:00] <Bytram> !uid
[11:31:00] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6728, owned by pD-brane
[11:31:04] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:06] * exec slowly snatches a buttcrack of windows vista from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:14] <Bytram> whereto? https://youtu.be
[11:31:16] <upstart> ^ 03Papyrus - SNL - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:36:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In a First, Android Apps Abuse Serious “Dirty Cow” Bug to Backdoor Phones - http://sylnt.us - ground-beef
[12:14:34] <Bytram> time to prepare for work... laters!
[13:12:14] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
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[13:18:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monty Hall Dies - http://sylnt.us - deal++
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[14:45:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask SoylentNews: VPN Segmented Browsing? - http://sylnt.us - we're-not-out-to-get-you
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[14:59:46] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 25°C/77°F, 9:59 am GMT-5, Monday, 2 October 2017
[15:00:23] <Runaway1956> Holy crap, another nutjob shooter in Vegas
[15:04:02] <cmn32480> and this one isn't at the craps tables
[15:08:40] <SoyGuest63805> ~gday Runaway1956
[15:08:42] * exec literally scissors a buzzfeed list of hashlists for Runaway1956
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[15:50:20] <Sulla> Wonder if all of this guys guns were auto or just some
[15:50:29] <Sulla> Thats 10-25k per gun if legal
[15:51:39] * TheMightyBuzzard headdesks
[15:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a safe bet that any firearm not maunfactured before the 40s is semi-automatic
[15:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure you still have a few double-barrel or pump shotguns but that's about it
[15:54:28] <Sulla> Unsure how easy it is to get an illegal auto. But I suppose we did have a bunch go "missing" five years ago
[15:54:50] <cmn32480> breech and muzzle loaders
[15:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty easy if you're in tight with the mexican cartels. obama sold em plenty.
[15:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch it turn out to be a Fast and Furious gun
[15:58:42] <cmn32480> that'd be... interesting
[16:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know the difference between a fully automatic (not three round burst) M16 and a semi-automatic AR15? a cam with slightly different notches in it.
[16:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's essentially the difference between any semi-automatic weapon and a fully automatic one.
[16:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept revolvers
[16:02:07] <Sulla> "Clip after clip after clip"
[16:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'm not interested in the gun. i'd rather know wtf went wrong with his head.
[16:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean jason aldean and his fans ain't exactly who i'd pick to shoot if i were gonna go hunting people
[16:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, come on, politicians are way more deserving and they all gather up in the same building regular like. limited exits. you can fish in a barrel them.
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[16:16:28] <Sulla> Yeah. Weird situation
[16:17:04] <Sulla> Wonder if guy was really Isis
[16:19:34] <Sulla> Does nobody read aristarchus' journal? I assumed more people would notice that mine was a direct copy of his
[16:23:52] <cmn32480> nope
[16:25:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over 50 dead in mass shooting in Las Vegas - http://sylnt.us
[16:36:05] <pinchy> the pic i saw was some old white dude. he doesnt look like the kind to want to convert to islam. didnt they say he was sixty something?
[16:36:17] <cmn32480> 64
[16:36:39] <cmn32480> FBI is saying no ties to ISIS... they are apparently caliming responsibility jsut to claim responsibility
[16:36:54] <pinchy> wasnt that dude that blew up a school house with dynamite and old dude too?
[16:37:17] <cmn32480> don't remember hat one
[16:37:44] <cmn32480> so far I haven't heard a political affiliateion
[16:37:45] <pinchy> he was 55
[16:38:01] <pinchy> killed 44, looks liek new record
[16:38:24] <cmn32480> I jsut saw 58
[16:38:34] <Sulla> Wasn't his girlfriend a philipino?
[16:38:46] <Sulla> They seem to be having issues with islam over there
[16:38:51] <cmn32480> asian of some sort. but is apparently out of the country atm
[16:40:09] <cmn32480> AP says 58 dead 515 injured as of an hour ago
[16:40:28] <pinchy> he injured more than ol anders prolly
[16:40:37] <pinchy> off to google to refresh mah memory
[16:40:56] <cmn32480> still pretty unreal
[16:41:22] <pinchy> 77, 319 injured
[16:42:42] <Sulla> Thats a lot. Im unfamiliar with the layout at the hotel. Do rooms surround the concert area or is it one side facing the concert?
[16:46:12] <Sulla> ""Not an avid gun guy," his brother said, despite being found with at least 10 firearms."
[16:46:20] <Sulla> What qualifies an avid gun guy?
[16:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> read on
[16:49:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> his brother thought he had a couple handguns and maybe a hunting rifle.
[16:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> which'd make him a pretty ordinary gun owner.
[16:50:42] <Sulla> Oh good, Hill to save the day saying we need to keep silencers illegal because this could have been worse
[16:51:30] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[16:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i gotta go hunting n gathering. fridge is kinda empty.
[16:52:45] <cmn32480> Hill as in Capitol Hill? or Hillary Clinton?
[16:55:02] <pinchy> prolly same as whitman, do an autopsy and find a tumor in his head
[16:56:45] <cmn32480> likely
[16:58:36] <pinchy> just kidding, they wont find a thing
[17:00:25] <Sulla> Hillary
[17:00:50] <Sulla> Really want a silencer for my M1A, I would love to not need to take earmuffs with me out in the woods
[17:01:02] <cmn32480> Rahm Emanuel said it best "Never let a crisis go to waste"
[17:01:23] <Sulla> True that
[17:02:10] <Sulla> Wonder if Bill Orielly will blame it on antifa, wonder how he will spin this to hawk his book
[17:08:18] <pinchy> what amazes me is the trash left all over the place. it reminds me of those pix of that open concert in the .uk iirc. was basically a carpet of garbge as far as the eye could see
[17:10:49] <cmn32480> same thing happens when they do concerts in Central Park in NY
[17:14:47] <Sulla> I dont understand that, trashcans are not hard to fine
[17:14:49] <Sulla> Savages
[17:17:08] <cmn32480> pretty much
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[17:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Court Rules That the FBI Does Not Have to Disclose Name of iPhone Hacking Vendor - http://sylnt.us - who-got-my-tax-money?
[18:01:43] <SoyGuest63805> Hoorah for ICANN - thank goodness 69.bingo is now registerable.
[18:01:52] <SoyGuest63805> https://www.questionablecontent.net
[18:01:53] <upstart> ^ 03urls
[18:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, i find it quite understandable that people wouldn't take time to pick their garbage up like they might normally while under fire.
[18:35:32] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard, many outsdoor shows end up looking like that
[18:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in my little area of them they don't
[18:47:00] <cmn32480> venture outside your little corner of the world. People a generally fucktards
[18:48:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, the vast majority of concerts don't end up like the end of a Kenny Chesney concert in Pittsburg.
[18:48:15] <Sulla> My complaint was not specifically regarding this event
[18:48:38] <Sulla> But valid point
[18:48:59] <Sulla> Was more that every event has this happen
[18:49:36] <Sulla> But im also in eugene oregon so the majority of "events" are drugged out hippies
[18:55:00] <cmn32480> one of the manufacturers we deal with is based out there...
[18:55:25] <cmn32480> and I think it might be an (occassionally) accurate description of there support desk
[19:00:45] <pinchy> haha "pick u trash up". I would be like "damn dropped mah dasani, wonder if I can make it out into the open without getting shot?"
[19:01:17] <pinchy> make it into an obstacle course, jumping bodies, ducking bullets. grab the bottle and SCORE!
[19:02:50] <Sulla> Priorities please, that bottle of dasani could kill an animal if it got to the ocean and broke down into microplastics
[19:05:32] <cmn32480> ungrateful bastards contributing to the planetary fever!
[19:27:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Services to Offer Physical Two-Factor Authentication for Politicians and Executives - http://sylnt.us - garden-walls-are-growing
[19:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[19:27:52] <Bender> karma - naps: 62
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[19:46:41] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 15°C/59°F, 12:46 pm GMT-7, Monday, 2 October 2017
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[20:16:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GlobalFoundries to Spend $10-12 Billion on a 7nm Fab, Possibly $14-18 Billion for 5nm - http://sylnt.us - how-many-atoms-wide-is-that?
[20:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Species of Giant Rat Identified on the Solomon Islands - http://sylnt.us - How-do-you-ID-a-rat?-Ask-for-its-license,-of-course.
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[21:52:57] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 16°C/61°F, 2:52 pm GMT-7, Monday, 2 October 2017
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[22:24:57] <Sulla> How is 20 rounds a high capacity mag
[22:25:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple and Belkin's $35 Dongle Brings 3.5mm Headphone Port Back to the iPhone - http://sylnt.us - Only-$10-per-millimeter!
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[22:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, it's not.
[22:34:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i gotta quit playing internet. time to watch cartoons.
[22:41:41] <Sulla> What shows you watching? I caught a glimpse of the upcoming season and it looks like crap
[22:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, Bleach. old anime show.
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[23:40:28] <Sulla> I presume dattebayo subs for supreme elitism? Or just streaming?