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[00:24:06] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:24:06] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[00:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jellyfish Found to Sleep Despite Lack of a Brain - http://sylnt.us - do-they-dream-of-electric-eels
[00:26:11] <Virindi> "messages" don't really seem to work even if it is supposed to be a delay
[00:26:37] <Virindi> sometimes when someone replies to my comment, I get a message. sometimes I don't ever get one
[00:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always get one
[00:27:15] <Virindi> in the last week I have been not getting them
[00:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[00:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have. check your settings make sure you didn't turn em off.
[00:27:45] <Virindi> I posted this comment here: https://soylentnews.org
[00:27:46] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Instead of Protecting the Earth, EPA Agents Now Forced to Serve as Pruitt Bodyguards
[00:27:56] <Virindi> I haven't changed any settings
[00:28:19] <Virindi> I will look, if it is off then it was not my doing
[00:28:44] <Virindi> Comment Reply: Web
[00:28:50] * TheMightyBuzzard already looked, yup
[00:28:58] <Virindi> so that comment I linked, got a reply
[00:29:01] <Virindi> I never got a message for it
[00:29:06] <Virindi> that is just one example.
[00:29:41] <Virindi> in fact, if I look back through my messages, I haven't gotten a reply notification for a few days now
[00:29:48] <Virindi> but I have still been getting replies,
[00:29:49] <Virindi> .
[00:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh. weird
[00:30:40] * TheMightyBuzzard really has no idea how the message system works
[00:31:20] <Virindi> just a guess but I bet it has something to do with how moderation messages are combined into one message
[00:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> tack an issue up on github if ya would. it's gonna be a bit before i can get to any SN coding though.
[00:31:30] <Virindi> losing reply messages at the same time
[00:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, those messages are generated by a scheduled script. there never was a moderation message every time you got moderated.
[00:32:49] <Bytram> Virindi: hiya! lemme go look... same nick as you use here?
[00:33:02] <Virindi> yes
[00:33:07] <Bytram> k
[00:34:05] <Bytram> hmm, gonna try somethin... brb
[00:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Virindi, Bytram just wants to look a third time. he's weird like that.
[00:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn but my head hurts
[00:35:08] <Bytram> Virindi: chekc if you have any msgs
[00:35:14] <Virindi> I am a human bug magnet heh, any bug in the world that is possible I always hit it
[00:35:24] <Virindi> Hi there! Please msg me in IRC unless, of course, you did not receive this. =)
[00:35:29] <Bytram> better to be the windshield than the bug, eh?
[00:35:39] <Bytram> well, looks like THAT worked!
[00:36:18] <Bytram> next try
[00:37:01] <Virindi> messages have been seeming "funny" for weeks, like some were missing, but just now this one is super obvious
[00:37:18] <Virindi> I had started clicking on moderation messages to see if anyone had replied to me
[00:37:25] <Virindi> just to see
[00:38:03] <Virindi> it sucks because I had been relying on reply messages to keep the conversation going
[00:41:38] <Bytram> Virindi: refresh your homepage and see if there is a msg about a reply to a comment of yours
[00:41:55] <Virindi> 0 new messages
[00:42:00] <Bytram> hrmm
[00:42:22] <Bytram> oh, those get bundled up and sent out periodically (IIRC)
[00:42:41] <Bytram> lemme try another
[00:42:45] <Virindi> I don't think I have ever seen a bundled reply message.
[00:42:48] <Virindi> just moderation
[00:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> bundled as in the message queue gets processed every few minutes not instantly
[00:46:44] <Bytram> ^^ what he said
[00:46:56] <Virindi> ah yeah
[00:47:32] <Bytram> I just replied to one of my comments, and am waiting for notification.
[00:48:22] <Bytram> also, I changed your comment reply selection from 'Web" to "No Messages", saved it, and then changed it back to "Web" and saved that.
[00:48:51] <Virindi> okay, yes it still says web now
[00:48:54] <Bytram> ISTR that we have some wonkiness at one time (prolly when we added some new choices) anyway, reselecting seemed to help.
[00:48:57] <Bytram> =)
[00:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> manually ran it
[00:49:23] <Virindi> and like I said I am not sure if I have ever changed any settings, but if I did it was a long time ago
[00:49:30] <Virindi> as in
[00:49:31] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:49:34] <Virindi> when I first subscribed
[00:49:52] <Virindi> so like right after the site started :)
[00:50:08] <Bytram> 2014-02-28
[00:50:20] <Bytram> @ 11:52:19
[00:50:22] <Bytram> =)
[00:50:56] <Virindi> when did the site start, I know there was maybe a week or two when people were talking about starting an anti-beta site in the slashdot comments and I didn't click it immediately
[00:51:09] <Bytram> Virindi: i just modded up one of your comments... I am certain that those messages get bundled up and only get released to me periodically.
[00:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, moderation messages go out daily.
[00:51:34] <Bytram> shhh, I snuck in before the site was live
[00:51:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks
[00:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i don't wanna manually run that and confuse people
[00:52:05] <Bytram> Virindi: so, if nothing else, if you get the comment moderation msg, and still have not gotten a msg about getting a reply to a comment, then we have something.
[00:52:20] <Bytram> good point
[00:52:24] <Virindi> I do seem to have been getting mod messages.
[00:52:48] <Virindi> in my feed right now I have several mod messages that should have reply messages in between them
[00:52:51] <Virindi> but they do not
[00:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Virindi, check your messages
[00:53:00] <Bytram> huh.
[00:53:15] <Virindi> now I have two
[00:53:26] <Bytram> Hi! Hi!
[00:53:29] <Virindi> I got both those replies.
[00:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[00:53:39] <Bytram> so, we're good?
[00:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> seems to be working now then
[00:53:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what did you do?
[00:53:55] <Virindi> well I didn't say I wasn't getting ANY reply messages
[00:54:00] <Virindi> it was always intermittent.
[00:54:07] <Bytram> oi
[00:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing. just replied after you poked his settings and ran the message delivery task
[00:54:41] <Bytram> ahhh, "ran the message delivery task"
[00:54:47] <Bytram> that does NOT look like nuthin
[00:54:54] <Virindi> I have indeed always been getting SOME, just not ALL reply messages. That's why I linked you a specific one that was missing.
[00:55:38] <Virindi> sorry, I thought I was more clear about that
[00:55:39] <Virindi> my bad
[00:56:24] <Bytram> np, I saw the exchange going on and did a hurried read on scrollback.
[00:56:42] <Bytram> I prolly missed something in my haste
[00:59:46] <Bytram> !uid
[00:59:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6717, owned by freywelll
[00:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only errors in the log for that task are sendmail errors
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[01:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd check the apache log to see if it's having issues creating the message to send but there's too much garbage in it
[01:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to put it off till i actually have time and not a massive headache
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[01:14:36] <Sulla> TMB: sorry for setting off a powderkeg again, but im happy with my punishment
[01:15:08] <chromas> Didja get mod-banned or somethin'?
[01:15:49] <Sulla> Yeah, worth it
[01:15:59] <Sulla> First downmod in months
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[01:27:00] <Sulla> In general I decided that continued off topic posts about the same thing crossed a line for me. Decided it was worth the 300 point hit to getting a good ratio was worth it to make that point. Plus now I can say I was banned and didn't complain about it.
[01:28:01] <Sulla> Only thing I felt bad about was that I was sure TMB would take the blame.
[01:28:15] <Bytram> linky to the comment?
[01:29:00] <Sulla> https://soylentnews.org to the journal. He links to it
[01:29:02] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Breaking Journal! aristarchus Spam modded again!
[01:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't me. i had nothin to do with it.
[01:29:14] <Bytram> clicky
[01:29:19] <Sulla> Was me
[01:29:33] <Sulla> Im sure others did not see as spam, but I did. So im fine with consequences
[01:30:18] * TheMightyBuzzard is trying to decide if he needs more ram or another sword
[01:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.trueswords.com
[01:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> thing's taller'n i am
[01:32:53] <Bytram> trues words?
[01:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rapists!
[01:33:38] <Bytram> football chant: Gored Skins!
[01:35:32] * TheMightyBuzzard can't decide between https://www.youtube.com and https://www.youtube.com for best football related song
[01:36:00] <Virindi> huhh it sounds like someone doesn't understand the "militia" clause :P
[01:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[01:36:53] <Virindi> he had a side comment on there about how the virginia declaration of rights shows the second amendment is not an individual right, which is absolutely not correct
[01:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[01:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> every single place in the constitution and amendments where it means "the state(s)" it says "the state(s)" 2nd specifically says "the people"
[01:38:14] <Bytram> Sulla: appreciate what you said, AND how you said it. Not sure about spam modding though... then again, I'm pretty wiped out atm and am not thinking clearly. should prolly hit the hay soon, at that.
[01:38:15] <Virindi> well the vdr says something like, "an armed militia, consisting of the body of the people, is the correct defense of a free state"
[01:38:41] <Virindi> any non-individual interpretation skips over that second part.
[01:39:26] <Virindi> it literally says that an armed population exists to resist oppressive government
[01:39:50] <Sulla> Pretty hard for virginia to have a bill of rights that works after the feds keep not siding with the 10th
[01:40:23] <Bytram> instead of taking the 10th, try two 5ths?
[01:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. scotus has been handing the feds power every time they ask for it since inception.
[01:40:52] <Virindi> btw I am a virginian, a lawyer, and very interested in constitutional law :)
[01:40:54] <Bytram> that's a pretty strong statement
[01:41:12] * Bytram was referring to tmb
[01:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, s'hyperbole.
[01:41:26] <Bytram> NOW you tell me! Geeesh!
[01:41:34] <Bytram> okay, that's it.
[01:41:38] <Bytram> bed time for me
[01:41:41] <Sulla> Bytram: thanks, I felt if I was going to use it rightly or wrongly that I should give an explination
[01:41:43] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:41:50] <Virindi> more like thing things that stand over time are those that give the central government more power
[01:41:58] <Virindi> the things*
[01:42:26] <Bytram> whether the government or the people, few like to give away power once they have obtained it.
[01:42:30] <Virindi> there have been plenty of times when courts went the other way, but they are most often not left to stand for the long haul
[01:42:51] <Virindi> that's exactly right
[01:42:54] <Sulla> I wish my gun safe was as well regulated as it should be
[01:43:00] <Virindi> it's a ratchet.
[01:43:22] <Virindi> is it a walmart crap grade "safe"? :P
[01:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> safe? gun safes are oxymorons.
[01:43:29] <Virindi> nah
[01:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> safe is loaded on/in your nightstand
[01:43:46] <Virindi> gun safes are quite useful....you don't have only one gun do you?
[01:43:52] <Virindi> it is for the ones you aren't using right now
[01:44:03] <Sulla> I keep everything but my M1A and 1911 in the safe
[01:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that's acceptable. i'll stick to a closet though.
[01:44:31] <Virindi> the idea is that a gun that is not under your direct control is not safe
[01:44:32] <Sulla> Too many keeeds
[01:44:32] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:44:33] <Bender> Added quote 843
[01:44:36] <Virindi> so it should be in a safe :P
[01:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh. anyone in a position to be in my bedroom closet is going to have to deal with my asking them pointed questions about why they're in it.
[01:45:32] <Sulla> 2 m1a, mini14, mini30, 1911, rando 357 revolver, shotgun, and henry 357
[01:45:43] <Virindi> I hope you never have small children in your house
[01:45:55] <Sulla> Hah
[01:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Virindi, under six? no.
[01:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> over six they damned well better have been taught gun safety.
[01:46:14] <chromas> If the kids get in, then it's a self-correcting problem
[01:46:39] <Virindi> or indeed, humans of ANY age who are not responsible. Leaving unlocked guns in random places is an assumption that ANYONE who is in those places is responsible. That is usually a poor assumption.
[01:46:50] <Sulla> One of mine tried to pick up a muzzel loader I had in the closet and ended up knocking a bunch of stuff down
[01:47:00] <Sulla> Course could have done the same with a stick
[01:47:00] <Virindi> the reality is, a lot of humans over six have not been taught safety
[01:47:06] <Sulla> True that
[01:47:12] <Virindi> we have to deal with reality here, not what you think people should be taught
[01:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but they don't get to come in my bedroom and go rooting around in my closet
[01:48:20] <Sulla> Had some family staying with me at one point, I was walking to my truck to go shooting and my aunt flipped out about "is it loaded" . Acting like it might just go off on its own and kill her
[01:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone besides me and any chicks i've happened to invite over have much bigger worries than the unloaded weapons in my closet.
[01:48:36] <Sulla> Serious lack of understanding by a lot of people as to basic gun function
[01:49:01] <chromas> They have to worry about the loaded weapon in your pants
[01:49:14] <Virindi> well with my house, I often have guests, people cleaning, whatever. I cannot vouch for the training level or responsibility of these people, so I would not feel safe having weapons (or valuables) unlocked
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. i know, right? i left my .22 looking out the window all day one day and it didn't shoot a single person.
[01:49:27] <Bytram> out hunting with my dad -- (he was really really big on gun safety) - one day he was tired of a blue jay squawking at us, flying 200 ft to get ahead of us again, repeat, repeat. My dad took aim at it as it flew by (with a skeet load), missed the bird, but I watched the top of a tree fall over from having part of it shot off.
[01:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[01:49:55] <Bytram> that gave me a HUGE clue as to what a gun could do.
[01:50:22] <Bytram> that, and one time he had some cardboard shelled shells
[01:50:24] <Bytram> slugs
[01:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i just shot all kinds of different things with my rifle n shotgun as a kid
[01:50:29] <Bytram> 12 guage magnum
[01:50:43] <Bytram> figured they were getting to be too old to keep around.
[01:50:55] <Bytram> let me take aim at an old fridge with one of 'em
[01:51:03] <Bytram> went straight through the freezer compartment
[01:51:05] <Bytram> out the back
[01:51:06] <Sulla> I have a box of .357 from the 40s
[01:51:08] <Bytram> another 30 feet
[01:51:11] <Virindi> fridges are all foam
[01:51:14] <Sulla> Dont know what to do with them
[01:51:32] <Bytram> and then, by chance, through a somewhat rtted 6x6 in the ground, and then another 12 inches into the ground
[01:51:43] <Virindi> unload the primer and powder and use it as an ornament
[01:51:51] <Bytram> this wasa at least 50 year-old fridge -- all steel heavy duty construciton
[01:51:59] <Virindi> still just sheet steel
[01:52:08] <Virindi> soft steel
[01:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure hurts when you whack yourself in the head with it though
[01:52:38] <Bytram> weel, lets just say that my attempts at even poiunding a dent into it, nevermind a hole through it, were unsuccessful.
[01:52:54] <Virindi> one time when I was little shooting with my dad he put up a target which was designed for pistol, it was rated to 44mag or something, like 1" thick steel plate
[01:53:03] <Virindi> I was like hey that's a fun target
[01:53:14] <Virindi> so I should it with the ar-15, 5.56 green tip
[01:53:21] <Virindi> put a hole right through, clean
[01:54:00] <Virindi> s/should/shot
[01:54:13] <Bytram> hopefully from a safe distance... ricochet could be *nasty*
[01:54:31] <Virindi> my dad was a little upset
[01:54:34] <Virindi> it was like 25yd though
[01:55:15] <Bytram> impressive
[01:55:45] <Bytram> well, did more than press in (im-press-ive) =)
[01:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. we were out shooting at turtles in a pond one day and start hearing hornet-sounding things flying overhead. seems if you hit the water at the right angle it comes back just over your head.
[01:56:03] <Virindi> green tip is pretty effective against soft steel :)
[01:56:17] <Bytram> understatement++
[01:56:17] <Bender> karma - understatement: 3
[01:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Securities and Exchange Commission Hacked in 2016 - http://sylnt.us - INSecurities-exchange-commission
[01:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> still not as exciting as... wtf... i forgot what we called that in boot... crawling under concertina wire and machine gun fire while they're setting off pound blocks of c4 in pits that you're having to go around.
[01:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn headache. can't think.
[01:59:46] <Virindi> sounds like fun
[02:00:03] <Bytram> that sounds like the kind of fun I could do without
[02:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> woulda been cept for the sand rubbing your elbows n knees raw.
[02:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> noisy but fun
[02:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> my dad told me after i'd done got all done with boot and ait both that yer sposed to go buy some maxi pads and stick em on your knees n elbows.
[02:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i allowed that while good to know, it was less than timely information.
[02:02:23] <Virindi> then why not just get knee pads.
[02:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> be out of uniform
[02:02:38] <Virindi> and maxipads aren't?
[02:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not underneath the uniform they're not
[02:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't inhibit movement like proper knee pads would either i wouldn't think
[02:11:23] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[02:11:25] * exec figuratively hurls the last bucket of shame at TheMightyBuzzard
[02:11:45] * cmn32480 blames bytram for anythign and everythign that went wrong today
[02:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[02:11:52] * exec insensitively reticulates a moldy tome of chocolate coins for cmn32480
[02:11:57] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:12:00] * exec accidentally irritates a udp packet of eye boogers with cmn32480
[02:12:00] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:12:03] * exec sneakily cracks open a 5¼" floppy dick of plastic grommets for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, ditto
[02:12:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[02:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:12:10] * exec retroactively pesters a pile of bad naked with bytram
[02:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[02:12:14] * exec faithfully deletes a mighty bundle of Uranus from cmn32480
[02:12:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:12:17] * exec mistakenly enriches a poo socket of canadian pennies with Bytram
[02:12:18] * exec sexually rubs a matrix of peanuts on TheMightyBuzzard
[02:12:19] * cmn32480 just got to the hotel
[02:12:36] <cmn32480> after a stop at TGI Fridays for a couple beers and a to go order of dinner
[02:12:37] * TheMightyBuzzard is fookin tired
[02:12:45] <Bytram> canadian pennies? there's no such thing any more!
[02:12:57] <cmn32480> bad naked?
[02:13:05] <cmn32480> is there such a thing?
[02:13:17] * cmn32480 looks in the mirror and decides that there is
[02:14:00] <Bytram> okay, got us covered with stories past start of workday EDT.
[02:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, bad naked is when it's cold
[02:14:10] <Bytram> time to snack and sleep
[02:14:12] <Bytram> laters!
[02:14:16] <cmn32480> laters!
[02:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp. i needs sleep as well. maybe when i wake up this headache will be gone.
[02:15:35] <cmn32480> good luck buzz.. I hope you feel better
[03:05:04] <Virindi> too bad you can't get more karma
[03:05:07] * Virindi farms + mods
[03:06:41] * cmn32480 declares a writ of "No Mas!" and goes to bed
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[05:26:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:26:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:29:45] <SoyCow8963> #submit https://betanews.com
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[05:30:11] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[06:37:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Acquires HTC's "Pixel" Division, Rather than HTC Itself, for Just $1.1 Billion - http://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-follow-you-with
[08:05:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alphabet Seeking $2.6 Billion in Damages From Uber - http://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-buy-HTC-with
[09:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Magic Pill to Cure Alcohol Dependence Yet - http://sylnt.us - Stopping-is-easy...-I've-done-it-many-times!
[10:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:58:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3667
[11:15:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automating Steps in the Security Process is Critical to Defeat Today’s Relentless and Complex Attack - http://sylnt.us - brought-to-you-by-Home-Depot,-Target,-and-Equifax
[11:27:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:27:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3668
[11:28:02] <cmn32480> working_late--
[11:28:02] <Bender> karma - working_late: -1
[11:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:28:13] * exec hideously generates a small script that substitutes a fartbox of false hope for cmn32480
[11:28:18] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:20] * exec metrosexually separates a shitton of Ray's cysts from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:32] <cmn32480> double lose?
[11:28:41] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:28:56] * cmn32480 needs extra coffee++
[11:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not awake enough to think on it
[11:29:01] <cmn32480> amen to that
[11:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:31:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 471
[12:15:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:15:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3669
[12:15:33] <Bytram> ugh... need to be @ work in 45 minutes
[12:20:37] <Bytram> !uid
[12:20:37] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6717, owned by freywelll
[12:20:44] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[12:20:46] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME 04769, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 93% - Friday partly cloudy (45°F:75°F / 7°C:24°C), Saturday mostly sunny (55°F:82°F / 13°C:28°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (57°F:83°F / 14°C:28°C), Monday scattered showers (57°F:76°F / 14°C:24°C)
[12:20:47] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:20:49] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F / 14°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 69% - Friday cloudy (58°F:70°F / 14°C:21°C), Saturday sunny (60°F:77°F / 16°C:25°C), Sunday sunny (63°F:80°F / 17°C:27°C), Monday sunny (61°F:79°F / 16°C:26°C)
[12:20:53] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:20:54] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 58°F / 14°C, cloudy, wind N at 22 mph, humidity 87% - Friday rain (60°F:61°F / 16°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (63°F:74°F / 17°C:23°C), Sunday sunny (66°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Monday sunny (64°F:80°F / 18°C:27°C)
[12:21:00] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:21:02] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 75% - Friday partly cloudy (67°F:85°F / 19°C:29°C), Saturday partly cloudy (71°F:88°F / 22°C:31°C), Sunday sunny (72°F:90°F / 22°C:32°C), Monday mostly sunny (71°F:88°F / 22°C:31°C)
[12:21:04] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:21:06] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, light rain showers, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 89% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:88°F / 26°C:31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:88°F / 26°C:31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:88°F / 25°C:31°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C)
[12:21:48] <Bytram> off to work I go.
[12:37:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Watch Series 3 Ships with LTE Bug - http://sylnt.us - watch-out!
[12:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Find Recipe for Forest Restoration - http://sylnt.us - heard-good-things-about-oxygen
[13:25:58] <FatPhil> Anyone use duckduckgo?
[13:29:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have used it
[13:30:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> the "use bang codes to limit searches to a specific provider" thing is...interesting but not hugely useful.
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, gives shit results in my experience. yandex ain't as good as google but it's better than duckduckgo.
[13:34:18] <FatPhil> yeah, I was just about to ask if anyone else was getting *zero* hits for ``middlesex''.
[13:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got a bellybutton fetish?
[13:35:53] <FatPhil> well, it's where I come from
[13:35:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I get a bunch of results for "middlesex", including a map (from Wikipedia) of the county in England
[13:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yandex gives >1M results
[13:36:53] <FatPhil> woh, I just did the search again, and indeed duckduckgo does return some results now
[13:37:11] <FatPhil> that still means it's fucked, if you get inconsistent results from it.
[13:37:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Random Internet Weirdness™
[13:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna try booting to >4.11 kernels built with gcc 4.9.4 instead of 5.4.0. may stick around if either works. otherwise gonna go play some vidya in protest.
[14:18:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Distrustful U.S. Allies Force Spy Agency to Back Down in Encryption Fight - http://sylnt.us - damaged-reputations
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[15:55:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pimax Launches Kickstarter for "8K" Virtual Reality Headset - http://sylnt.us - nauseatingly-fun
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[16:44:32] <SoyCow8963> #submit https://www.wired.com
[16:44:32] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
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[17:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Football Star Aaron Hernandez's Brain Found to Have Severe CTE - http://sylnt.us - bashing-things-together
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[19:06:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A SoylentNews Reader Reviews Firefox Developer Edition 57.0b1 - http://sylnt.us - should-I-stay-or-should-I-go-now?
[20:45:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Marine Corps to Have its First Female Infantry Officer - http://sylnt.us - should-have-drafted-Demi-Moore
[22:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Five Ways Ancient India Changed the World – With Maths - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-Greeks?
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[23:38:57] <Bytram> FatPhil: DDG is my primary search engine... I got plenty of results for "middlesex"... 30 on the first page, and something like 50 on the next page.
[23:45:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Reportedly Teaming Up With AMD for Custom AI Chip - http://sylnt.us - cars-aren't-intelligent,-they-only-*think*-they-are
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