#Soylent | Logs for 2017-09-19

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[22:45:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Startup Pi Out to Slice the Charging Cord - http://sylnt.us - just-like-magic
[22:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicken strips and green beans it is.
[22:42:51] * TheMightyBuzzard is having an "I don't want to cook shit" night
[22:40:18] <FatPhil> nah, she works bloody hard and long hours too, she's very responsible
[22:39:38] <FatPhil> either that or one who feels guilty about drinking at work! ;-)
[22:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a damned fine gf
[22:38:13] <FatPhil> fuck coke, fuck sprite, kvas is where it's at!
[22:37:37] <FatPhil> I'm gonna wite a book on coctails using kvas!
[22:37:06] <FatPhil> ooops, that final one's a secret
[22:36:42] <FatPhil> Plantation 5 yr (French oak) Barbados rum + proper dark kvas = orgasms
[22:35:07] <FatPhil> Old Monk + Rochesters Ginger, 50/50, = yum!
[22:34:14] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to throw some easy dinner on real quick like
[22:34:04] <FatPhil> The rum isn't gone - g/f brought the bottle of Old Monk from the office yesterday!
[22:33:53] <Bender> karma - rum: 25
[22:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> rum++
[22:33:18] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 28
[22:33:18] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 308
[22:33:18] <chromas> FatPhil++
[22:33:18] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:33:09] <upstart> ^ 03Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube
[22:33:08] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[22:31:33] <FatPhil> Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube
[22:31:31] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:31:30] <FatPhil> GET "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8" | sed -n -e 's/.*<title>$.*$<\/title>.*/\1/p'
[22:30:07] <Bender> karma - google: -20
[22:30:07] <chromas> google--
[22:30:01] <chromas> with the useragent it probably uses js to replace the title
[22:29:47] <chromas> oohhhhhhh
[22:29:45] <chromas> Hm, I did it without parameters and I get a title now
[22:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm inclined to say fuck them then. they don't deserve the traffic.
[22:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[22:29:00] <chromas> I've come across a couple sites that wouldn't work without it
[22:28:49] <chromas> The cookies are for those websites that do a redirect and check for cookies
[22:28:43] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> curl 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8'
[22:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, don't even bother with cookies or switches
[22:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[22:27:33] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:27:32] <chromas> curl -L -c "/tmp/curl.cookies" --user-agent "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:55.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/55.0" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8"
[22:27:15] <chromas> And just YouTube for the title
[22:26:51] <chromas> Now I get 60,000GB of html
[22:26:12] <chromas> I had -I for headers only instead of whatever does include headers
[22:25:59] <chromas> oh goddammit
[22:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i get the full page without using redirects
[22:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you not following redirects or something?
[22:24:15] <chromas> when I curl youtube I just get a header. think my curl's got the hiv
[22:23:50] <chromas> no repo
[22:23:33] <FatPhil> where's the bot's repo? I'm trying to sleep, but failing, so looking at code might help
[22:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> <title>Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube</title>
[22:23:27] <chromas> in fact, using curl, I don't even get html :(
[22:23:00] <chromas> not I
[22:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, beats me. i can find it just fine with curl
[22:12:06] * chromas can't figure out why bot can't title yt
[22:08:35] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 470
[22:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:08:34] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[22:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:02:10] <chromas> When in New Zealand…
[22:01:11] <mechanicjay> One can fuck a sheep as well, but I still don't understand why you'd want to.
[21:57:04] <chromas> It's so you can write whole paragraphs of regex
[21:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> between perl's quirks with backslashes and mysql's, i just swapped a . for the #
[21:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> because it's entirely too much bother to put it out past the ;
[21:54:14] * mechanicjay shudders
[21:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and did you know you can stick a comment in an extended regex?
[21:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it may not tell you where the shit is but it'll damned sure tell you if you miss a bit of punctuation
[21:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust, however, has bitching down to a science
[21:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, troof
[21:51:36] <mechanicjay> Even Perl doesn't know a valid regex when it sees it.
[21:50:58] * TheMightyBuzzard watches the internet splode
[21:49:57] * chromas invents regexql.net
[21:49:19] <Virindi> exactly! that's the best way to write a language!!
[21:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that was perl
[21:49:02] <chromas> any way you can think of to do something, we support it!
[21:48:24] <chromas> wasn't that the premise of cpp though?
[21:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if it weren't half a million lines i probably would
[21:44:32] <Virindi> it worked for cpp
[21:44:27] <Virindi> we must add so many language features to every language that each person's chosen set of features forces any other person to look up how those features work in order to read the code, because the number of features in the language is so great nobody uses them all
[21:42:58] <chromas> tmb, just port rehash to rust
[21:41:57] <chromas> They should fire Anders Hejlsberg then
[21:40:22] <Virindi> "oh crap, people can still understand this code. we need to add yet another type of special language builtin"
[21:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know... i need a ciagrette. stoopid fucking perl... bitches about every other bit of missing punctuation cept that one...
[21:38:54] <Virindi> like, when MS developed .NET, they actually made it really well designed. So they've been doing everything possible to remedy that since
[21:38:23] <Virindi> hey, weird stuff happens
[21:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[21:38:13] <chromas> failed to fail
[21:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like they tried to make something annoying as hell but couldn't even get that right.
[21:37:51] <chromas> Mozilla doesn't usually make something good
[21:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i was thinking that as well
[21:37:26] <chromas> Rust was an accident
[21:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i even like rust
[21:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i use rust
[21:35:45] <Virindi> jeez it's like you've never used a hipster platform :P
[21:35:20] <Virindi> it needs to be something you can't actually code in, so that whenever you need to accomplish something you hit a situation where the language just BARELY doesn't let you do what you need
[21:34:53] <Virindi> no
[21:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could use perl for that language. save time.
[21:34:31] <Virindi> perl is lacking that
[21:34:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, good idea
[21:34:17] <Virindi> nah the problem is, a modern language must be super easy to code with, but move all that work out to a setup and configuration language from hell
[21:33:12] <chromas> node.pl
[21:33:07] <chromas> I'm surprised it's not more popular now
[21:31:27] <Virindi> :P
[21:31:26] <Virindi> perl was ahead of its time, silently hiding errors and letting them cause unexpected behavior down the line is all the rage these days
[21:31:11] <chromas> [wrath of perl]
[21:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd rather watch a beer go in my mouth
[21:30:42] <chromas> Watch yo mouth!
[21:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid perl
[21:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody thing was missing a ] but not throwing an error about it
[21:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's going to have to step it up in a moment. i fixed the one he was using.
[21:27:42] <Virindi> he is really on his game.
[21:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> my fault entirely. i was missing a ] in a regex
[21:22:35] <Virindi> does he post about "dick niggers" :P
[21:22:23] <Virindi> dunno who that is.
[21:14:36] <chromas> Harry Richard?
[21:14:10] <Virindi> oh man, there he is. mr. dick.
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[20:11:42] <FatPhil> Dafuq - my post is totally cogent
[20:11:29] <FatPhil> Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
[19:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fujitsu Develops World's First Wearable, Hands-Free Speech Translation Device - http://sylnt.us - but-we-want-fish-in-our-ears
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[18:20:11] <boru> Feh, roll on MRAM and FRAM.
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[17:57:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IC Insights Predicts Additional 40% Increase in DRAM Prices - http://sylnt.us - it'll-cost-you-to-remember
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[16:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jim Channon, Corporate Shaman and Basis for Hollywood Character, Dies at 77 - http://sylnt.us - RIP
[16:05:03] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 9:05 am GMT-7, Tuesday, 19 September 2017
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[15:45:51] * cmn32480 is sick and tired of working
[15:45:05] * cmn32480 considers going on the dole due to illness and fatigue
[15:29:34] <cmn32480> sensitive are you?
[15:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw antibiotics. they *might* lessen the length of the infection but they'll damned sure nuke all the bacteria in my digestive tract as well, which would be less than fun.
[15:03:52] <cmn32480> i suggest penecillin on your grocery list
[14:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuuuuuck. i need to make up a grocery list and it ain't gonna be easy with this sinus/ear infection still going on.
[14:47:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Way to Create 'Soft Robots'—DNA Triggers That Cause Hydrogels to Change Shape - http://sylnt.us - it's-baymax
[14:40:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 469
[14:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of outside...
[14:39:28] * TheMightyBuzzard got to watch a couple of baby deer with the spots still on eating leaves across the street this morning
[14:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee isn't just about the caffeine. it's about the ritual, the taste, and the reason to sit outside doing nothing much for a while every morning as well.
[14:35:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not needing caffeine to feel awake is *amazing*. Although I don't expect any of you coffee-heads to believe me. :)
[14:34:00] <cmn32480> he's been decaffeinated!
[14:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, see your doctor. there's something horribly wrong with you.
[13:50:00] * AndyTheAbsurd is probably - as usual - an outlier. (Which is different from being an outright liar.)
[13:49:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> 0 cups of coffee and I'm wide as fuck awake.
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[13:18:35] <cmn32480> 3 cups of coffee and I still can't wake the f**k up
[13:16:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Octlantis is a Just-Discovered Underwater City Engineered by Octopuses - http://sylnt.us - do-they-uber
[13:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll add a bit more so i don't have to recompile to change one value
[13:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wish. only 262144 bytes total program space.
[12:58:13] <cmn32480> you go 624k left... get on it!
[12:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's fun writing programs that compile to under 16KB
[12:43:16] * cmn32480 gets a hot steaming cup from the full coffee maker
[12:27:00] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at the coffee maker
[12:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay. done with that simple program. need moar coffee.
[12:03:46] <Bytram> afk
[12:03:43] <Bytram> moah coffee and time to get started to get ready for work
[12:03:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3661
[12:03:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:00:59] * Bytram goes to check the hurricane maps
[12:00:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt but why is the rum gone
[12:00:16] <Bytram> umm, I'll pass, thanks.
[12:00:08] <exec> 10San José Province, San José, Costa Rica - currently 65°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 91% - Tuesday thunderstorm (64°F:76°F / 18°C:24°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (64°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C), Thursday thunderstorm (64°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C), Friday thunderstorm (65°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C)
[12:00:05] <Bytram> ~weather costa rica
[12:00:04] * exec inadequately queefs a diaper full of rum at Bytram
[12:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:59:55] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday mostly sunny (78°F:88°F / 26°C:31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C)
[11:59:53] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:59:52] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 71°F / 22°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday partly cloudy (69°F:83°F / 21°C:28°C), Wednesday sunny (70°F:87°F / 21°C:31°C), Thursday sunny (68°F:86°F / 20°C:30°C), Friday partly cloudy (66°F:84°F / 19°C:29°C)
[11:59:50] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:59:48] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 97% - Tuesday showers (63°F:66°F / 17°C:19°C), Wednesday showers (65°F:68°F / 18°C:20°C), Thursday cloudy (58°F:72°F / 14°C:22°C), Friday cloudy (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C)
[11:59:46] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:42] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, fog, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday scattered showers (62°F:67°F / 17°C:19°C), Wednesday showers (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (52°F:75°F / 11°C:24°C), Friday partly cloudy (54°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C)
[11:59:40] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:36] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 61°F / 16°C, cloudy, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 94% - Tuesday cloudy (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Wednesday cloudy (47°F:73°F / 8°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (41°F:72°F / 5°C:22°C), Friday sunny (49°F:74°F / 9°C:23°C)
[11:59:34] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[11:59:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6711, owned by killo
[11:59:22] <Bytram> !uid
[11:59:17] <Bytram> ewww
[11:59:13] * exec abrasively prepares a big floppy donkey dick of feminists for bytram
[11:59:11] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:59:08] * exec cantankerously heaps a set of cheese logs on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:59:06] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:59:05] * exec emphatically spews a pair of used panties full of buttsecks on cmn32480
[11:59:03] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:58:59] <Bytram> :/
[11:58:51] <Bytram> and... I need to be at work in an hour.
[11:58:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3660
[11:58:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:58:36] * Bytram wonders if Aristotle would approve?
[11:56:08] <exec> definition for term "pyromancer" set to "fire wizard"
[11:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add pyromancer, fire wizard
[11:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[11:55:31] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Pyromancy is the art of divination by means of fire. History of pyromancy[edit]. Due to the importance of fire in society from the earliest of times, it is quite likely ..."
[11:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g pyromancer
[11:55:11] <exec> pyromantic: unable to find definition
[11:55:09] <cmn32480> ~define pyromantic
[11:55:08] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Pyromancy is the art of divination by means of fire. History of pyromancy[edit]. Due to the importance of fire in society from the earliest of times, it is quite likely ..."
[11:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g pyromancy
[11:55:01] * TheMightyBuzzard is refusing to make another pot of coffee until he gets this bit of code done
[11:54:58] <exec> [google] www.dictionary.com/browse/pyromantic
[11:54:56] <cmn32480> ~g pyromantic
[11:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather have a pyromantic victory
[11:52:36] <cmn32480> rather have a pyromaniac victory
[11:52:10] <cmn32480> lol
[11:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Pyrrhic victory
[11:51:29] <cmn32480> double loser?
[11:51:25] * TheMightyBuzzard wins, narrowly
[11:51:14] * exec problematically mixes a ½ cup of hold music with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:51:12] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:50:57] * exec unnecessarily instantiates some cream of windows 95 for cmn32480
[11:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:48:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3659
[11:48:11] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:37:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Detains Man for Selling Service to Evade Internet Firewall - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-ones-you-did-NOT-catch?
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[11:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, time to write the read the signal on pin 1 and repeat it on pin 2 (with debouncing)
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[10:19:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3658
[10:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[10:07:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Efficient Use of Raw Materials With the Aid of 'Molecular Conveyor Belts' - http://sylnt.us - very-small-improvement
[10:05:02] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[10:05:00] <FatPhil> West-ccoasters - is this guy a genius, or a wackjob? https://www.youtube.com
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[03:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What the World’s Emptiest International Airport Says About China’s Influence - http://sylnt.us - sanity-takes-flight
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