#Soylent | Logs for 2017-09-19
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[00:45:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electronic Frontier Foundation Resigns From W3C Over Encrypted Media Extensions DRM - http://sylnt.us - community-consensus
[02:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TSMC to Build 7nm Process Test Chips in Q1 2018 - http://sylnt.us - just-a-"small"-improvement
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[03:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What the World’s Emptiest International Airport Says About China’s Influence - http://sylnt.us - sanity-takes-flight
[05:26:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fungal Pathogen Creates 'Zombeetles' - http://sylnt.us - better-keep-them-away-from-classic-volkswagons
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[06:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Sea Snail Plan to Rescue Barrier Reef - http://sylnt.us - insert-Lisa-SImpson-quip-here
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[08:37:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slack Valued at Over $5 Billion - http://sylnt.us - picking-up-the-slack
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[10:05:00] <FatPhil> West-ccoasters - is this guy a genius, or a wackjob? https://www.youtube.com
[10:05:02] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[10:07:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Efficient Use of Raw Materials With the Aid of 'Molecular Conveyor Belts' - http://sylnt.us - very-small-improvement
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[10:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3658
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[11:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, time to write the read the signal on pin 1 and repeat it on pin 2 (with debouncing)
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[11:37:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Detains Man for Selling Service to Evade Internet Firewall - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-ones-you-did-NOT-catch?
[11:48:11] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:48:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3659
[11:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:50:57] * exec unnecessarily instantiates some cream of windows 95 for cmn32480
[11:51:12] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:51:14] * exec problematically mixes a ½ cup of hold music with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:51:25] * TheMightyBuzzard wins, narrowly
[11:51:29] <cmn32480> double loser?
[11:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Pyrrhic victory
[11:52:10] <cmn32480> lol
[11:52:36] <cmn32480> rather have a pyromaniac victory
[11:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather have a pyromantic victory
[11:54:56] <cmn32480> ~g pyromantic
[11:54:58] <exec> [google] www.dictionary.com/browse/pyromantic
[11:55:01] * TheMightyBuzzard is refusing to make another pot of coffee until he gets this bit of code done
[11:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g pyromancy
[11:55:08] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Pyromancy is the art of divination by means of fire. History of pyromancy[edit]. Due to the importance of fire in society from the earliest of times, it is quite likely ..."
[11:55:09] <cmn32480> ~define pyromantic
[11:55:11] <exec> pyromantic: unable to find definition
[11:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g pyromancer
[11:55:31] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Pyromancy is the art of divination by means of fire. History of pyromancy[edit]. Due to the importance of fire in society from the earliest of times, it is quite likely ..."
[11:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[11:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add pyromancer, fire wizard
[11:56:08] <exec> definition for term "pyromancer" set to "fire wizard"
[11:58:36] * Bytram wonders if Aristotle would approve?
[11:58:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:58:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3660
[11:58:51] <Bytram> and... I need to be at work in an hour.
[11:58:59] <Bytram> :/
[11:59:03] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:59:05] * exec emphatically spews a pair of used panties full of buttsecks on cmn32480
[11:59:06] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:59:08] * exec cantankerously heaps a set of cheese logs on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:59:11] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:59:13] * exec abrasively prepares a big floppy donkey dick of feminists for bytram
[11:59:17] <Bytram> ewww
[11:59:22] <Bytram> !uid
[11:59:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6711, owned by killo
[11:59:34] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[11:59:36] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 61°F / 16°C, cloudy, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 94% - Tuesday cloudy (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Wednesday cloudy (47°F:73°F / 8°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (41°F:72°F / 5°C:22°C), Friday sunny (49°F:74°F / 9°C:23°C)
[11:59:40] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:42] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, fog, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday scattered showers (62°F:67°F / 17°C:19°C), Wednesday showers (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (52°F:75°F / 11°C:24°C), Friday partly cloudy (54°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C)
[11:59:46] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:48] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 97% - Tuesday showers (63°F:66°F / 17°C:19°C), Wednesday showers (65°F:68°F / 18°C:20°C), Thursday cloudy (58°F:72°F / 14°C:22°C), Friday cloudy (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C)
[11:59:50] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:59:52] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 71°F / 22°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday partly cloudy (69°F:83°F / 21°C:28°C), Wednesday sunny (70°F:87°F / 21°C:31°C), Thursday sunny (68°F:86°F / 20°C:30°C), Friday partly cloudy (66°F:84°F / 19°C:29°C)
[11:59:53] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:59:55] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday mostly sunny (78°F:88°F / 26°C:31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C)
[12:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:00:04] * exec inadequately queefs a diaper full of rum at Bytram
[12:00:05] <Bytram> ~weather costa rica
[12:00:08] <exec> 10San José Province, San José, Costa Rica - currently 65°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 91% - Tuesday thunderstorm (64°F:76°F / 18°C:24°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (64°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C), Thursday thunderstorm (64°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C), Friday thunderstorm (65°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C)
[12:00:16] <Bytram> umm, I'll pass, thanks.
[12:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt but why is the rum gone
[12:00:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:00:59] * Bytram goes to check the hurricane maps
[12:03:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:03:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3661
[12:03:43] <Bytram> moah coffee and time to get started to get ready for work
[12:03:46] <Bytram> afk
[12:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay. done with that simple program. need moar coffee.
[12:27:00] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at the coffee maker
[12:43:16] * cmn32480 gets a hot steaming cup from the full coffee maker
[12:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's fun writing programs that compile to under 16KB
[12:58:13] <cmn32480> you go 624k left... get on it!
[13:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wish. only 262144 bytes total program space.
[13:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll add a bit more so i don't have to recompile to change one value
[13:16:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Octlantis is a Just-Discovered Underwater City Engineered by Octopuses - http://sylnt.us - do-they-uber
[13:18:35] <cmn32480> 3 cups of coffee and I still can't wake the f**k up
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[13:49:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> 0 cups of coffee and I'm wide as fuck awake.
[13:50:00] * AndyTheAbsurd is probably - as usual - an outlier. (Which is different from being an outright liar.)
[14:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, see your doctor. there's something horribly wrong with you.
[14:34:00] <cmn32480> he's been decaffeinated!
[14:35:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not needing caffeine to feel awake is *amazing*. Although I don't expect any of you coffee-heads to believe me. :)
[14:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee isn't just about the caffeine. it's about the ritual, the taste, and the reason to sit outside doing nothing much for a while every morning as well.
[14:39:28] * TheMightyBuzzard got to watch a couple of baby deer with the spots still on eating leaves across the street this morning
[14:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of outside...
[14:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:40:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 469
[14:47:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Way to Create 'Soft Robots'—DNA Triggers That Cause Hydrogels to Change Shape - http://sylnt.us - it's-baymax
[14:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuuuuuck. i need to make up a grocery list and it ain't gonna be easy with this sinus/ear infection still going on.
[15:03:52] <cmn32480> i suggest penecillin on your grocery list
[15:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw antibiotics. they *might* lessen the length of the infection but they'll damned sure nuke all the bacteria in my digestive tract as well, which would be less than fun.
[15:29:34] <cmn32480> sensitive are you?
[15:45:05] * cmn32480 considers going on the dole due to illness and fatigue
[15:45:51] * cmn32480 is sick and tired of working
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[16:05:03] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/52°F, 9:05 am GMT-7, Tuesday, 19 September 2017
[16:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jim Channon, Corporate Shaman and Basis for Hollywood Character, Dies at 77 - http://sylnt.us - RIP
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[17:57:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IC Insights Predicts Additional 40% Increase in DRAM Prices - http://sylnt.us - it'll-cost-you-to-remember
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[18:20:11] <boru> Feh, roll on MRAM and FRAM.
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[19:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fujitsu Develops World's First Wearable, Hands-Free Speech Translation Device - http://sylnt.us - but-we-want-fish-in-our-ears
[20:11:29] <FatPhil> Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
[20:11:42] <FatPhil> Dafuq - my post is totally cogent
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[21:07:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toys 'R' Us Files for Bankruptcy Protection in US - http://sylnt.us - bankruptcy-r-us
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[21:14:10] <Virindi> oh man, there he is. mr. dick.
[21:14:36] <chromas> Harry Richard?
[21:22:23] <Virindi> dunno who that is.
[21:22:35] <Virindi> does he post about "dick niggers" :P
[21:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> my fault entirely. i was missing a ] in a regex
[21:27:42] <Virindi> he is really on his game.
[21:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's going to have to step it up in a moment. i fixed the one he was using.
[21:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody thing was missing a ] but not throwing an error about it
[21:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid perl
[21:30:42] <chromas> Watch yo mouth!
[21:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd rather watch a beer go in my mouth
[21:31:11] <chromas> [wrath of perl]
[21:31:26] <Virindi> perl was ahead of its time, silently hiding errors and letting them cause unexpected behavior down the line is all the rage these days
[21:31:27] <Virindi> :P
[21:33:07] <chromas> I'm surprised it's not more popular now
[21:33:12] <chromas> node.pl
[21:34:17] <Virindi> nah the problem is, a modern language must be super easy to code with, but move all that work out to a setup and configuration language from hell
[21:34:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, good idea
[21:34:31] <Virindi> perl is lacking that
[21:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could use perl for that language. save time.
[21:34:53] <Virindi> no
[21:35:20] <Virindi> it needs to be something you can't actually code in, so that whenever you need to accomplish something you hit a situation where the language just BARELY doesn't let you do what you need
[21:35:45] <Virindi> jeez it's like you've never used a hipster platform :P
[21:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i use rust
[21:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i even like rust
[21:37:26] <chromas> Rust was an accident
[21:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i was thinking that as well
[21:37:51] <chromas> Mozilla doesn't usually make something good
[21:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like they tried to make something annoying as hell but couldn't even get that right.
[21:38:13] <chromas> failed to fail
[21:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[21:38:23] <Virindi> hey, weird stuff happens
[21:38:54] <Virindi> like, when MS developed .NET, they actually made it really well designed. So they've been doing everything possible to remedy that since
[21:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know... i need a ciagrette. stoopid fucking perl... bitches about every other bit of missing punctuation cept that one...
[21:40:22] <Virindi> "oh crap, people can still understand this code. we need to add yet another type of special language builtin"
[21:41:57] <chromas> They should fire Anders Hejlsberg then
[21:42:58] <chromas> tmb, just port rehash to rust
[21:44:27] <Virindi> we must add so many language features to every language that each person's chosen set of features forces any other person to look up how those features work in order to read the code, because the number of features in the language is so great nobody uses them all
[21:44:32] <Virindi> it worked for cpp
[21:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if it weren't half a million lines i probably would
[21:48:24] <chromas> wasn't that the premise of cpp though?
[21:49:02] <chromas> any way you can think of to do something, we support it!
[21:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that was perl
[21:49:19] <Virindi> exactly! that's the best way to write a language!!
[21:49:57] * chromas invents regexql.net
[21:50:58] * TheMightyBuzzard watches the internet splode
[21:51:36] <mechanicjay> Even Perl doesn't know a valid regex when it sees it.
[21:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, troof
[21:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust, however, has bitching down to a science
[21:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it may not tell you where the shit is but it'll damned sure tell you if you miss a bit of punctuation
[21:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and did you know you can stick a comment in an extended regex?
[21:54:14] * mechanicjay shudders
[21:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> because it's entirely too much bother to put it out past the ;
[21:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> between perl's quirks with backslashes and mysql's, i just swapped a . for the #
[21:57:04] <chromas> It's so you can write whole paragraphs of regex
[22:01:11] <mechanicjay> One can fuck a sheep as well, but I still don't understand why you'd want to.
[22:02:10] <chromas> When in New Zealand…
[22:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:08:34] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[22:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:08:35] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 470
[22:12:06] * chromas can't figure out why bot can't title yt
[22:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, beats me. i can find it just fine with curl
[22:23:00] <chromas> not I
[22:23:27] <chromas> in fact, using curl, I don't even get html :(
[22:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> <title>Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube</title>
[22:23:33] <FatPhil> where's the bot's repo? I'm trying to sleep, but failing, so looking at code might help
[22:23:50] <chromas> no repo
[22:24:15] <chromas> when I curl youtube I just get a header. think my curl's got the hiv
[22:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you not following redirects or something?
[22:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i get the full page without using redirects
[22:25:59] <chromas> oh goddammit
[22:26:12] <chromas> I had -I for headers only instead of whatever does include headers
[22:26:51] <chromas> Now I get 60,000GB of html
[22:27:15] <chromas> And just YouTube for the title
[22:27:32] <chromas> curl -L -c "/tmp/curl.cookies" --user-agent "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:55.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/55.0" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8"
[22:27:33] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[22:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, don't even bother with cookies or switches
[22:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> curl 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8'
[22:28:43] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:28:49] <chromas> The cookies are for those websites that do a redirect and check for cookies
[22:29:00] <chromas> I've come across a couple sites that wouldn't work without it
[22:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[22:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm inclined to say fuck them then. they don't deserve the traffic.
[22:29:45] <chromas> Hm, I did it without parameters and I get a title now
[22:29:47] <chromas> oohhhhhhh
[22:30:01] <chromas> with the useragent it probably uses js to replace the title
[22:30:07] <chromas> google--
[22:30:07] <Bender> karma - google: -20
[22:31:30] <FatPhil> GET "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8" | sed -n -e 's/.*<title>\(.*\)<\/title>.*/\1/p'
[22:31:31] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[22:31:33] <FatPhil> Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube
[22:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[22:33:08] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:33:09] <upstart> ^ 03Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix - YouTube
[22:33:18] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:33:18] <chromas> FatPhil++
[22:33:18] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 308
[22:33:18] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 28
[22:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> rum++
[22:33:53] <Bender> karma - rum: 25
[22:34:04] <FatPhil> The rum isn't gone - g/f brought the bottle of Old Monk from the office yesterday!
[22:34:14] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to throw some easy dinner on real quick like
[22:35:07] <FatPhil> Old Monk + Rochesters Ginger, 50/50, = yum!
[22:36:42] <FatPhil> Plantation 5 yr (French oak) Barbados rum + proper dark kvas = orgasms
[22:37:06] <FatPhil> ooops, that final one's a secret
[22:37:37] <FatPhil> I'm gonna wite a book on coctails using kvas!
[22:38:13] <FatPhil> fuck coke, fuck sprite, kvas is where it's at!
[22:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a damned fine gf
[22:39:38] <FatPhil> either that or one who feels guilty about drinking at work! ;-)
[22:40:18] <FatPhil> nah, she works bloody hard and long hours too, she's very responsible
[22:42:51] * TheMightyBuzzard is having an "I don't want to cook shit" night
[22:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicken strips and green beans it is.
[22:45:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Startup Pi Out to Slice the Charging Cord - http://sylnt.us - just-like-magic
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