#Soylent | Logs for 2017-09-18
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[00:00:41] <cmn32480> that's what it's called
[00:00:59] <cmn32480> dump all the ingredients in layers... no mixing.
[00:01:13] <cmn32480> and put it in the coals of the fire to cook in the cast iron dutch oven
[00:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gotta to tell that to the roomie's 12yo boy
[00:04:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got similar senses of humor
[00:04:23] <cmn32480> nice
[00:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i feel like a failure as an "uncle" now. i had to splain a fecal joke to him.
[00:20:48] <cmn32480> ~nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[00:20:50] <exec> 03TheMightyBuzzard: HA! HA!
[00:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, look, a beer. i believe i shall drink it.
[00:26:38] <cmn32480> that sounds like an excellent plan...
[00:26:48] * cmn32480 goes a-diggin' in the fridge...
[00:27:00] <Virindi> coffee+=3
[00:27:04] * cmn32480 notes that a new sixer of Pumpkinhead Ale needs to get put in the fridge
[00:27:07] <Virindi> ouch, it doesn't do that.
[00:27:27] <Virindi> what about...
[00:27:29] <Virindi> ++coffee
[00:27:40] <Virindi> :(
[00:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee+=∞
[00:27:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[00:27:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3655
[00:28:05] <Virindi> coffee++++++
[00:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ale does not need to be refrigerated
[00:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i have no objection to it being so when it's hot outside.
[00:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... the wedding singer, happy gilmore, billy madison, or tin cup?
[00:31:29] <cmn32480> want to touch the heinie
[00:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[00:31:48] <Bender> Added quote 842
[00:32:49] <cmn32480> lol
[00:33:01] <cmn32480> in an adam sandler kind of mood tonight?
[00:36:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less, yeah. comedy at the least.
[00:40:21] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off with his beer to watch some funny.
[00:41:13] * cmn32480 considers what firewall to get with his new and different internet connection
[00:43:55] * cmn32480 looks at the prices on the pfSense firewall appliances and opts to roll his own almost immediuately
[00:44:03] * cmn32480 looks for a cheap ass pc
[00:48:16] <cmn32480> needs dual Gig nics....
[00:51:20] <chromas> 10gig
[01:23:38] <cmn32480> nope
[01:23:44] <cmn32480> but nice try
[01:23:55] * cmn32480 pisses off and heads for bed
[01:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Unsupported Runner Joe McConaughy Broke the Appalachian Trail Record - http://sylnt.us - I-can't-feel-my-legs
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[04:15:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OurMine Hacks Vevo After Employee Was Disrespectful to Hackers on LinkedIn - http://sylnt.us - be-careful-who-you-piss-off
[06:08:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ford Invests in Michigan's Autonomous Car Testing Grounds - http://sylnt.us - how-long-'till-we-have-Knight-Rider?
[06:09:42] * Runaway1956 kicks buzzard in the ass
[06:10:06] <Runaway1956> Jesus Christ buzzard, super blue your balls to the bitch's motorcycle?
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[07:55:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Real-Life Example of Uber's Regulator-Evading Software - http://sylnt.us - I-don't-have-to-accept-your-business
[09:56:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Equifax CIO, CSO “Retire” in Wake of Huge Security Breach - http://sylnt.us - retired-or-fired
[10:46:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon is Building a Haunted House to Hype its Spooky 'Lore' Series - http://sylnt.us - is-that-screatching-on-the-car-roof?
[11:27:17] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:27:18] * exec scientifically rubs a cylinder of shell scripts on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:27:21] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:27:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3656
[11:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:28:34] * exec spontaneously runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a bribe of chromas scratching his glasscrack for cmn32480
[11:28:44] <cmn32480> you win
[11:28:51] <cmn32480> how was the blackberry pie?
[11:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[11:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> epic. i am very much impressed with whoever come up with that recipe.
[11:30:21] <cmn32480> nice
[11:32:45] * TheMightyBuzzard is having a hell of a time getting going this morning
[11:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> must need moar coffees n nicotines
[11:33:20] * cmn32480 agrees on the first
[11:34:32] <chromas> Are tmb and nc the only smokers left? Prospects look grim
[11:34:41] <cmn32480> could be
[11:35:07] <chromas> rehash is doomed
[11:35:08] * cmn32480 has been quit well over a year
[11:35:25] <chromas> perl is fueled by coffee and cigs
[11:35:43] <cmn32480> I thought they were made by sand and oysters?
[11:35:46] <chromas> Good job. How about a cigar to celebrate?
[11:36:14] <cmn32480> nicotine free?
[11:36:24] * cmn32480 woudl prefer a doobie
[11:36:36] * cmn32480 hasn't done THAT in a really long time either
[11:37:44] <chromas> I think that's how you get Objective C code
[11:38:14] <cmn32480> then obviously I didn't do enough of it in college... or I'd be a programmer
[11:40:24] <chromas> You injected enough marijuanas to end up running a php bot though.
[11:42:16] <cmn32480> I'm jsut his op
[11:42:20] <cmn32480> don't ask me to read the code
[11:43:30] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:43:30] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, read his code
[11:44:22] <cmn32480> no
[11:44:32] <cmn32480> all frickin' Australian to me
[11:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. there's prolly spiders in it.
[11:44:57] <cmn32480> and drop bears hidden in the bowels of it
[11:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't php ALL bowel?
[11:52:29] * cmn32480 can't read it so he isn't sure
[11:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. ima hafta wait for my drugs to kick in before i wake up today i guess.
[11:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee just not doing the job.
[11:58:07] * cmn32480 gets the amphetamines ready
[11:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> already took em
[12:01:17] * cmn32480 has no further help to offer
[12:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> adderall = amphetamine + dextroamphetamine
[12:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's one hydrogen atom from being meth
[12:02:19] * cmn32480 s preppiong for his meeting with the company owners to go over licensing costs
[12:03:17] <cmn32480> it's rather ugly
[12:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the owner? that's not very nice.
[12:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> or capitalistic.
[12:06:42] <cmn32480> completley capitalistic... not socialistic
[12:06:56] <cmn32480> if it was socialistic, I'd be meeting with the guvernment
[12:08:01] <cmn32480> or a council of elders
[12:08:07] <cmn32480> or some other such thing
[12:09:47] <cmn32480> the numbers are what they are... I need to look into Azure hosting etc. too
[12:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hosting what, a fondue party?
[12:11:09] <cmn32480> mmmmm fondue....
[12:11:27] <cmn32480> girl scout cookies actually
[12:12:45] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:12:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3657
[12:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> way better than cheese
[12:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:12:52] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:12:52] * exec readily kipes a set of sadness from Bytram
[12:12:59] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:13:00] * exec fanatically hucks some cream of salt and vinegar chips at bytram
[12:13:07] * Bytram only has a short time to visit... needs to take car to shop for some brake work :/
[12:13:13] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:13:15] * exec clumsily runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a sockful of onion dip for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:13:15] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:13:17] * exec $adverb planks a FAT12 volume of ice cream for cmn32480
[12:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, brakes is easy to do yourself
[12:13:25] <cmn32480> i win
[12:13:53] <Bytram> if you know how... if not, and still want car to stop... is not such a good idea.
[12:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> barely even need tools cept for the C clamp to compress the pistons on disk brakes.
[12:14:34] <cmn32480> for what he described the other day.. he needs to take them in buzz
[12:14:45] <cmn32480> Caliper isn't releasing properly
[12:14:56] * TheMightyBuzzard is really glad his dad taught him how to fix things and bought him shitty vehicles as a teenager
[12:15:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[12:15:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Pix Uses AI to Make Whiteboard Photos Better - http://sylnt.us - whiteboards-never-looked-so-good
[12:15:26] <cmn32480> doing pads and shoes is relatively easy, you get into stuff where the lines gotta get bled and it becomes a very different ball game
[12:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> pshaw
[12:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> now running/bending/flaring new lines gets complex.
[12:20:44] <Bytram> yup, need new calipers, too.
[12:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's a good excuse to take them in then.
[12:21:14] * Bytram is NOT looking forward to the cost, but likes being able to stop safely. failing to do so can be even more expensive.
[12:21:24] <Bytram> appreciate the confirmation!!
[12:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> still not hard to do yourself at all but not if you don't know how to bleed brakes.
[12:22:09] <Bytram> k
[12:22:11] <Bytram> gotta run
[12:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus bleeding brakes is really a two-man job
[12:22:25] * Bytram looks around for his twin... sees nuthin'
[12:22:36] <Bytram> ciao for now
[12:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically there's a way with a spare piece of tubing and a container of brake fluid to bleed them by yourself but it's a pita and can end up with brake fluid spilled all over the driveway.
[12:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i really wish i could figure out what in the 4.12+ kernels is keeping me from booting them.
[12:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it were just on this box i'd assume i'd tweaked something in the config and caused it but the media server box runs a stock kernel config for calculate and it gives exactly the same bug.
[12:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[12:53:19] <exec> └─ 13Rare lunar 'occultation' happens today: How it works & why it's a big deal — RT News
[12:53:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:53:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:04:33] <cmn32480> #smake vmware
[13:04:33] * MrPlow smakes vmware upside the head with 386SX
[13:05:27] * TheMightyBuzzard nods, impressed
[13:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd almost think MrPlow knew the context of his smakes once in a while
[13:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> he don't, of course.
[13:06:37] <cmn32480> but some days it sure looks that way
[13:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... do i wanna build n test a new kernel again or work on something i could get paid for or play vidya?
[13:07:48] * cmn32480 votes $$
[13:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, or put some more blocks in for our DN spammer
[13:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go query the roomie bout it as he just got back
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[13:44:08] <SoyCow1937> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[13:44:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:44:10] <exec> └─ 13Washington DC braces for net neutrality protests later this month | Technology | The Guardian
[13:44:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:45:02] <SoyCow1937> #submit https://illinoisblockchain.tech
[13:45:02] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
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[13:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ten Malicious Libraries Found on PyPI - Python Package Index - http://sylnt.us - dirty-libraries
[14:44:53] <boru> Has anyone submitted a story about MS hosing their all-in-one cloud infra crap?
[14:45:15] <boru> Makes for yet another good case against cloud crap.
[15:25:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Review: If You Read One Sci-Fi Series This Year, It Should Be The Broken Earth - http://sylnt.us - time-will-tell
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[15:44:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> How's the d*** n*****s problem today?
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[15:48:37] <boru> The what?
[16:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, isn't one so far. i'm starting to despair about his abilities.
[16:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, the "Dick Niggers" spam we been getting on the site.
[16:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one was https://soylentnews.org
[16:10:44] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | New Supernova Analysis Reframes Dark Energy Debate
[16:10:45] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | New Supernova Analysis Reframes Dark Energy Debate
[16:10:55] <cmn32480> ~title off
[16:10:57] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[16:11:00] <boru> Aye, I was talking to cmn32480 about it. Seems like pretty low tech skiddie crap.
[16:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda depressed that he hasn't found out about homoglyphs yet. that was the next thing i was going to block.
[16:12:19] <cmn32480> homo glyphs?
[16:12:26] <cmn32480> is that like a gay emoji?
[16:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> all emoji are gay
[16:12:41] <boru> TMB++
[16:12:41] <Bender> karma - tmb: 9
[16:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, letters in other scripts that look the same as ascii letters.
[16:13:27] <cmn32480> ahhh
[16:13:29] <cmn32480> thanks
[16:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a nice list of them pulled up in a browser tab ready to go. just my sinuses are bothering me rather worse than normal and have put me out of the coding mood.
[16:15:58] <boru> I was thinking running a Bayesian filter as a side experiment might be interesting, just to see what sort of scores it generates.
[16:16:28] <boru> I was lamenting stupidfilter, and why it didn't go anywhere.
[16:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i like playing with regexes. stupidity sharpens my skills.
[16:25:06] <boru> Until their posts contain infinitely recursive back references!
[16:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. the regex is eval'd but the content being matched against isn't.
[16:26:00] <boru> Aye, I figured.
[16:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's tempting to let it through though just so i could code a filter for it.
[16:27:47] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders moving /var/log over to an encrypted partition along with his mlocate db.
[16:30:12] <boru> Might be a fun exercise.
[16:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> might have to tweak the startup of the syslog daemon to depend on the encrypted volumes being mounted. that'd cost me some early logging but meh.
[16:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now i think ima grab a smoke and a nap though. maybe my head'll feel better in a couple hours.
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[16:54:03] <SoyCow1937> #submit http://www.securityweek.com
[16:54:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:54:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[16:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Stops Challenging Most US Warrants for Data on Overseas Servers - http://sylnt.us - graffiti
[18:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Knife-Throwing as a Sport: Who Would Have Thunk It? - http://sylnt.us - i-get-the-point
[18:45:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I expect there will be some cutting remarks in the comments on that one.
[18:50:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....what, no immediate groans and/or additional puns? You're getting downright DULL, #soylent.
[18:50:59] <cmn32480> how sharp of you to think so
[18:51:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's more like what I expected. You really had me on edge waiting for a response.
[18:53:53] <pinchy> cut it out you two
[18:56:39] <cmn32480> fork you pinchy
[18:57:06] <cmn32480> that wasn't very knife
[18:59:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, way to spoon for you to be objecting to our puns!
[20:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blind Patients to Test Bionic Eye Brain Implants - http://sylnt.us - eye-see-what-you-did-there
[20:13:33] <boru> #submit https://www.eff.org
[20:13:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:13:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CCleaner Hacked for a Month - http://sylnt.us - oops
[21:49:29] <chromas> Who cleans the crap cleaner?
[22:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> me. i can't talk the roomie's kids into cleaning my shower yet.
[23:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Northrop Grumman to Acquire Orbital ATK for $7.8 Billion - http://sylnt.us - somebody-got-rich-on-this