#Soylent | Logs for 2017-09-17

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[00:45:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video Game Players Get Varsity Treatment at More US Colleges - http://sylnt.us - up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-start
[01:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:17:25] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[01:17:27] <exec> └─ 13The Presidents Of The USA - Peaches - YouTube
[03:05:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - X11 has Turned 30 Years Old - http://sylnt.us - Happy-Birthday-to-You!
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[05:25:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America's Luckiest Lottery Players - http://sylnt.us - chance-reporting
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[07:46:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Slaps Lenovo on the Wrist for Selling Computers With Secret Adware - http://sylnt.us - drain-the-ocean-with-a-teaspoon
[09:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Savaged by Systemd - http://sylnt.us - Linux-erotica
[11:55:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Descrambling Split-Band Voice Inversion With Deinvert - http://sylnt.us - can-it-descramble-the-adults-on-Peanuts?
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[12:52:03] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:52:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3653
[12:54:14] <cmn32480> ~arthur https://www.backpacker.com
[12:54:20] <exec> 514 stories loaded
[12:54:21] <exec> story not found
[12:54:30] <cmn32480> ~submit https://www.backpacker.com
[12:54:42] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[12:54:52] <cmn32480> #submit https://www.backpacker.com
[12:54:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:55:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Fiber Shut Off Customer's Service Because She Owed 12 Cents - http://sylnt.us - cutting-off-the-nose
[14:37:41] <cmn32480> contact on my verizon Fios is runnbing out... time to cut the cord
[14:37:53] * cmn32480 starets digging into internet only plans
[14:45:47] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[14:45:47] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[14:48:42] * cmn32480 snatches the skittle out of the air and eats it
[14:48:55] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:48:56] * exec diarrhetically ships an NTFS volume of coffee beans with TheMightyBuzzard
[14:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:49:17] * exec inadequately deletes a cheap plastic cup of fresh-baked gender rolls from cmn32480
[14:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i so won that
[14:49:51] <cmn32480> most def
[14:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:49:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3654
[14:50:59] <cmn32480> time to call verizon and see what I can get out of them....
[14:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout time to go change the oil in my car. haven't changed it since last september. that's fine though since it has under 2k miles since then.
[14:52:24] <cmn32480> lol
[14:52:29] <cmn32480> 2k miles a year?
[14:52:34] * cmn32480 giggles
[14:52:45] <cmn32480> I average about 18-19k
[14:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. i only ever drive it fishing or to the corner store.
[14:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> rest of the time we take the roomie's truck since his company pays for fuel.
[14:53:19] <cmn32480> car is 11 years old... and just rolled 200k
[14:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's al `01 with 266K on it. not likely to ever hit 300k though.
[14:54:24] <cmn32480> if you keep it.. that'd be sometime around 2050
[14:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i plan on dying of falling elephant while in a three-way with a couple of hot twins less than half my age well before then.
[14:56:00] <cmn32480> sounds like a way to go out for the history books
[14:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, i'm gonna try for triplets but i'm not greedy.
[14:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> been having fun in a regex arms race with Mr. Dick Niggers. he's honing my skills quite nicely and exposing some flaws in our web interface.
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[15:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. oil change time then looking into homograph attack prevention cause that's the next thing he'll try.
[15:06:57] <cmn32480> nice
[15:07:06] <cmn32480> is it all the smae IPID?
[15:07:15] <cmn32480> or are you just having fun w/ it now
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[15:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, different ipid every time. and yes, it's amusing the hell out of me.
[15:10:15] <cmn32480> nice
[15:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> downright entertaining.
[15:10:49] <cmn32480> if it is a different ipid everytime.. likely means he is proxying.. least it is giving you a way to hone your regex skillz
[15:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. and therein lies the fun.
[15:12:44] <cmn32480> lol
[15:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should see if i can get an address to send him one of the nicer than the SN store hats i got planned.
[15:14:55] <cmn32480> verizon transfers me internally... and I get "your call cannot be completed as dialed"
[15:15:25] <cmn32480> goatse?
[15:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i don't wanna spend a hundred bucks mailing hats and if SN pays for it that adds a hundred to the total for the hats.
[15:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just better quality and not shitty looking ball caps.
[15:17:02] <cmn32480> you are such a sweetie
[15:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well. i needa quit fucking around and get that oil change done. teachin the roomie's boy how to do it so i don't gotta get greasy this time.
[15:19:25] <cmn32480> and verizon has no one that can help on a sunday
[15:19:28] <cmn32480> useless
[15:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course not. hrm... $3 each to ship the fookers in a box. *checks envelope*
[15:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> same same
[15:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. may have folks just send shipping in prior to mailing them out. $3 x 1 = $3 but $3 x 36 = 108
[15:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It Seems China is Shutting Down its Blockchain Economy - http://sylnt.us - man-wants-his-cut
[16:55:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew
[16:55:14] * TheMightyBuzzard sweats all over the place
[16:57:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> sonuvabitch. https://soylentnews.org
[16:57:50] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Cartoon Controls Amazon Echo, Apple iHome, Google Home ( https://soylentnews.org )
[16:57:52] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Cartoon Controls Amazon Echo, Apple iHome, Google Home
[17:10:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: "useless" has been my summation of Verizon ever since they lied to me about being able to get DSL to my apartment back in 2005. I've refused to do business with *any* of their business units since.
[17:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, hmm?
[17:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, already tweaked the regexes again today. i'm not even done with blocking the ways i can think up to get that phrase posted yet though, much less if he can come up with anything new.
[17:17:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, I hadn't read any of the discussion earlier today - flipped over and pasted the link in before I saw that it was already being discussed.
[17:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm all sweaty n greasy from teaching a 12yo to change the oil on a car or i'd start on the next round before he even thinks of it.
[17:47:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Supernova Analysis Reframes Dark Energy Debate - http://sylnt.us - did-they-use-oak
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[19:48:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Will Auto-Delete Android Backups if Phones not Used for Long Periods - http://sylnt.us - use-it-or-lose-it
[21:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, more fun with our spammer. he found a bug in filter checking.
[21:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're doing $filter = get_filter_from_db(); $text_to_match =~ /$filter/; right now
[21:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should be doing $filter = get_filter_from_db(); $compiled_filter = qr/$filter/x; $text_to_match =~ /$compiled_filter/;
[21:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 8,500 Verizon Customers Disconnected Because of “Substantial” Data Use - http://sylnt.us - greed,-greed-and-more-greed
[21:46:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh
[21:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine, i'll test it on dev first before breaking prod for ten minutes
[22:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bingo, found the bug. not sure why it's a bug but by god i found it.
[22:30:42] <cmn32480> its a bug becasue somebody is exploiting it to post crap that they ought not.
[22:30:53] <cmn32480> didja fix it yet?
[22:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, there was a coding bug that was making our more complex regexes not run proper. i fixed it.
[22:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, from now on, make damned sure you escape any # signs in any regex you put in a filter
[22:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta go cook burgers
[22:47:53] <cmn32480> [mmmmm boogers
[22:48:01] <cmn32480> are they cheese boogers?
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[23:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, they are indeed cheese boogers. or were.
[23:43:27] <cmn32480> yum....
[23:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ad Industry “Deeply Concerned” About Safari’s New Ad-Tracking Restrictions - http://sylnt.us - if-the-advertisers-don't-like-it,-it-sounds-like-a-good-idea
[23:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> blackberry pie in the oven now. 65-75 minutes until mouthgasm
[23:55:43] <cmn32480> we did cherry dump cake in the dutch oven last night
[23:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> "dump"
[23:56:19] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> "dutch oven"
[23:56:37] * TheMightyBuzzard bwahahahas