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[01:47:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Pitched Its Watson Supercomputer as a Revolution in Cancer Care -- It’s Nowhere Close - http://sylnt.us - looks-like-they-blue-it
[04:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Drive Becomes Popular Substitute For Torrent Websites - http://sylnt.us - torrents-are-so-2000's
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[06:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Humor from Cisco - http://sylnt.us - you-can't-make-this-stuff-up
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[08:48:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Demonoid Hopes to Return to Its Former Glory - http://sylnt.us - a-quixotic-endeavor
[09:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:29:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3641
[09:29:32] <boru> I agree.
[09:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to get an early start today. got weekday shat needs doing here in a bit
[09:36:24] <boru> Aye, same as myself. I'm preparing for a long distance move.
[09:36:30] <boru> Bloody work getting in the way...
[09:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, fun.
[09:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't function well without at least an hour of coffee n quiet in the morning though
[09:38:28] <boru> Aye, I can relate. I typically land at my desk after grunting at other early morning colleagues at the coffee machine and put on my headphones.
[09:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a good idea, music
[09:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt dentist song little shop of horrors
[09:39:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[09:39:11] <boru> Sometimes music, sometimes Brownian noise. Both are effective for drowing out the world.
[09:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i prefer hitting the rss feeds in quiet but i woke up with that song in my head
[09:41:49] <boru> I'm in a Van Halen mood today: https://www.youtube.com
[09:41:50] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[09:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake upstart
[09:42:10] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with foo"); drop table smakes;
[09:42:27] * boru chuckles.
[10:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:07:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 460
[10:16:06] <dindu_nuffin> fuck customers
[10:16:09] <dindu_nuffin> fuck them right in the ear
[10:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> customers have ears?
[10:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't that make them theoretically capable of listening?
[10:17:37] <dindu_nuffin> prolly
[10:17:47] dindu_nuffin is now known as cmn32480
[10:18:04] <cmn32480> I
[10:18:35] <cmn32480> I'm going to a site today where their network guy knws everythgin and hath summoned the "Power of the Certification" to justtify everythgin he does
[10:18:54] <cmn32480> but the problem thye are having has been going on for over a year, and he can't solve it
[10:19:12] <cmn32480> he constantly wants to blame the devices, instead of looking at the one element (the network) that changed.
[10:19:42] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[10:19:52] <cmn32480> it's bad enough that I'm considering telling upper management to cancel their contract and tell tehm to go fuck off
[10:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk to his boss and relay that consideration first
[10:20:55] <cmn32480> already done that
[10:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> or just kick him in the nuts and get the work you need to do done while he's rolling around on the floor
[10:21:30] <cmn32480> and I told the account rep to talk to them and basically let them know I'm ready to fire the customer
[10:22:06] <cmn32480> I miss anything this weekend?
[10:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple mediocre arguments in the comments. nothin important.
[10:22:42] <cmn32480> k
[10:22:43] <cmn32480> good
[10:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and Fnord666 passed up CoolHand on the hof
[10:24:05] <cmn32480> ooooo
[10:24:10] * cmn32480 looks over his shoulder
[10:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> he still got a ways to go to catch yas but he's stayin busy.
[10:25:07] * cmn32480 notes that he needs to help out more.... but needs an extra 3 hours in the day
[10:25:16] <cmn32480> he's done a great job
[10:25:21] <cmn32480> Fnord666++
[10:25:21] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 5
[10:25:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fnord666++
[10:25:28] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 6
[10:26:02] <cmn32480> oh
[10:26:08] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:26:10] * exec ironically prepares a volley of freedom for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> with any luck, jr will be back next year
[10:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:26:23] * exec cohesively gives an attack helicopter of Christmas cookies to cmn32480
[10:26:29] <cmn32480> he's sure had a rough year...
[10:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt
[10:26:36] <cmn32480> pokles in every now and again
[10:26:47] <cmn32480> pops a story here and there, 2nds stuff.
[10:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one. i don't like christmas cookies
[10:27:22] <cmn32480> tie
[10:27:36] <cmn32480> An attack helicopter full is a LOT of christmas cookies
[10:27:44] * cmn32480 opens his belt an extra notch
[10:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't tell nobody though. my step-mom is still under the impression that i lurve hers.
[10:28:09] <cmn32480> my lips are sealed... unless I'm give christmas cookies
[10:28:35] * TheMightyBuzzard is a traditionalist on the cookie front. chocolate chip or bust.
[10:28:46] <cmn32480> I prefer bust...
[10:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[10:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> large, bouncy busts.
[10:29:25] <cmn32480> or small peach adn plum sized ones
[10:29:33] <cmn32480> I'm equal opportunity
[10:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobs are like bacon. there's only like a 1% variation in goodness no matter what.
[10:31:21] <cmn32480> agreed
[10:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> as long as they're safe to put in your mouth anyway.
[10:31:28] <cmn32480> yes
[10:31:39] <cmn32480> and I prefer them on women as opposed to men
[10:32:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too but i make allowances for them what like it the other way round.
[10:32:19] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:32:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3642
[10:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:32:30] * exec problematically crossbreeds a github of rations with Bytram
[10:32:35] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:32:37] * exec transphobically poops a scrote of peanut butter & banana sandwiches for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:32:38] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[10:32:40] * exec brazenly violates a dire ear of blood thinners with cmn32480
[10:32:51] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[10:32:53] * exec faithfully merges a biodome of systemd with bytram
[10:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm... peanut butter n nanner...
[10:33:20] <Bytram> receiving ANYTHING with systemd means I lost
[10:33:22] * cmn32480 should really get on with what brought him into the office at this god-forsaken hour
[10:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i won that three-way exchange
[10:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course i always win three-ways
[10:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> finishing first means you win, right?
[10:34:10] * cmn32480 is at a slight loss for words
[10:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g three way tennessee
[10:34:57] <MrPlow> http://cityofthreeway.org - "Welcome to the City of Three Way, Tennessee. Three Way is a thriving community of friendly neighborhoods with family style values, and a small-town feel with ..."
[10:35:01] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3643
[10:35:01] <Bytram> insihing first means you lost out on somethin
[10:35:12] <Bytram> yeah, that
[10:35:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:35:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3644
[10:35:26] <Bytram> oh, and more importantly, this too:
[10:35:29] * TheMightyBuzzard lives about 5mi from there
[10:35:38] <Bytram> Fnord666++ Congras on moving on up in the HoF!!!
[10:35:38] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 7
[10:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think ima grab a smoke and get busy with my day. see yall this afternoon/evening.
[10:38:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[10:38:07] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[10:38:07] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy this morning, then becoming cloudy during the afternoon. High near 75F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Periods of rain. High near 65F. Winds NE at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall around a quarter of an inch.
[10:38:15] <Bytram> ~weather tampa
[10:38:17] <exec> 10Tampa, FL, USA - currently 74°F / 23°C, light rain showers, wind SW at 19 mph, humidity 100% - Monday rain (77°F:82°F / 25°C:28°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (75°F:88°F / 24°C:31°C), Wednesday sunny (76°F:90°F / 24°C:32°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C)
[10:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it'd be awesome fishin weather but i ain't got the time.
[10:39:14] <cmn32480> time to get on w/ it.
[10:39:20] <cmn32480> back in a while
[11:02:03] <Bytram> time to get ready for my work day... laters!
[11:07:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Does an Innocent Man Have to Do to Go Free? Plead Guilty. - http://sylnt.us - things-are-not-always-as-they-appear
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[11:26:27] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 18°C/65°F, 6:26 am GMT-5, Monday, 11 September 2017
[12:17:53] <cmn32480> this job 'ld be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers
[13:26:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Planning Gas and Diesel Car Ban - http://sylnt.us - too-little-too-late?
[15:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yet Another AWS Config Fumble: Time Warner Cable Exposes 4 Million Subscriber Records - http://sylnt.us - another-day,-another-unsecured-database
[15:29:33] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[15:29:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:29:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[16:15:34] <SoyCow1937> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[16:15:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:16:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:19:17] <SoyCow1937> #submit http://www.securityweek.com
[16:19:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:19:43] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[16:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jaguar Land Rover to Electrify All its Cars by 2020 - http://sylnt.us - electric-jaguars,-land-rovers-and-volvos;-Oh-my!
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[18:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stanford University Researchers Create AI to Detect Sexual Orientation - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-silly-name-for-an-AI
[19:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Outrage Builds after Equifax Executives Banked $2 Million Following Data Breach - http://sylnt.us - malice-or-coincidence?
[21:17:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds Oldest Kids in Class do Better, Even Into University - http://sylnt.us - we-finally-have-an-excuse
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[22:43:12] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[22:43:13] <upstart> ^ 03Len Wein, Co-Creator Of Wolverine And Storm Comics, Dies At 69 : NPR
[22:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Allergen Pulls a Fast One - http://sylnt.us - clever-lawyers