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[01:24:40] <Bytram> Virindi: sulla: FatPhil: chromas: I implemented a new filter last night with input from TheMightyBuzzard and cmn32480 that, hopefully, will address that particular spam comment.
[01:25:07] <chromas> Is it on dev? Shall we give it a test?
[01:26:31] <Bytram> chromas: pm please
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[01:36:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Equifax Data Breach Could Affect 143 Million Americans - http://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
[01:41:54] <cmn32480> i dind't say anything
[01:41:55] <cmn32480> I swear
[01:42:53] cmn32480 is now known as dindu_nuffin
[01:47:01] <Bytram> chromas: laters
[01:48:41] * chromas runs off with the secret sauce
[01:49:10] <chromas> Ravioli, ravioli, chromas got the formuoli
[01:52:34] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:52:34] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:54:34] <dindu_nuffin> #sammich
[01:54:34] * MrPlow whips up a spider egg sammich for dindu_nuffin
[01:55:25] <dindu_nuffin> #sammich add salad wrapped in chicken breast and bread
[01:55:25] * MrPlow looks around but does not see add salad wrapped in chicken breast and bread
[01:55:31] <dindu_nuffin> #sammichadd salad wrapped in chicken breast and bread
[01:55:39] <dindu_nuffin> #sammich-add salad wrapped in chicken breast and bread
[01:55:48] <dindu_nuffin> #smake MrPlow
[01:55:48] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with an upper decker
[01:55:54] <dindu_nuffin> #help sammich
[01:55:54] <MrPlow> No need for sudo...
[01:56:02] <dindu_nuffin> #help sammich
[01:56:02] <MrPlow> No need for sudo...
[01:56:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help sammich-add
[01:56:14] <MrPlow> #sammich-add is not a currently implemented command
[01:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich-add
[01:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[01:56:31] <dindu_nuffin> what'd you break?
[01:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd
[01:56:43] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[01:56:43] <dindu_nuffin> and don't tell me you dindu nuffin
[01:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[01:56:45] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
[01:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammichadd knuckle
[01:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> may just not give feedback
[01:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[01:57:15] * MrPlow whips up a vibrating rooster sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:57:27] <dindu_nuffin> so we keep eating till wwe get the one we want?
[01:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, appears i broke sammichadd
[01:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[01:59:07] * MrPlow whips up a last weeks chinese food sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[01:59:29] <dindu_nuffin> #sammich TheMightyBuzzard
[01:59:29] * MrPlow sneaks up behind TheMightyBuzzard and cuts their throat
[01:59:29] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced TheMightyBuzzard's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[02:03:47] <Bytram> chow ciao chow... biab
[02:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Equifax Data Breach Could Affect 143 Million Americans [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
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[03:00:47] <dindu_nuffin> #sammich
[03:00:47] * MrPlow whips up a man sammich for dindu_nuffin
[03:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the Aristocracy Preserved Their Power - http://sylnt.us - duke-it-out
[03:34:31] <Virindi> lolwut? "socialist"?
[03:34:45] <Virindi> #help socialist
[03:34:45] <MrPlow> Has half of a libertarian debate. #socialist <nick>
[03:34:59] <Virindi> #socialist Virindi
[03:34:59] <MrPlow> Virindi, you're a socialist!
[03:35:07] <Virindi> owned.
[03:44:38] <dindu_nuffin> ~socialist Virindi
[03:44:39] <exec> Virindi, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[03:59:51] <Virindi> the proper epithet, I think, is "collectivist" now...for the discerning libertarian :)
[04:00:12] <Virindi> of course, that is only what a socialist would say
[04:00:16] <Virindi> #socialist Virindi
[04:00:16] <MrPlow> Virindi, you're a socialist!
[04:24:33] <dindu_nuffin> THAT is how they ended Voyager????
[04:24:37] <dindu_nuffin> sedriously??
[04:25:59] <dindu_nuffin> no green slave girls?
[04:36:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - End of the Nation-State; Return of the City-State - http://sylnt.us - who's-the-boss?
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[06:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Martin Shkreli Lists Unreleased Wu-Tang Clan Album on eBay - http://sylnt.us - legal-expenses-getting-you-down?
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[07:46:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Robotics Artist Makes Real-Life 'Transformers' - http://sylnt.us - robot-army-coming-soon
[09:17:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Keeping Bitcoins on the Balance Sheet - http://sylnt.us - the-times-they-are-a'-changin'
[10:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:16:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3636
[10:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coca-Cola Will Pay $1 Million for a New Sugar Substitute - http://sylnt.us - How-sweet-it-is!
[11:36:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:36:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3637
[11:37:22] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[11:37:24] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 53°F / 12°C, sunny, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 94% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (46°F:67°F / 8°C:19°C), Saturday thunderstorm (46°F:64°F / 8°C:18°C), Sunday partly cloudy (45°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Monday mostly sunny (48°F:74°F / 9°C:23°C)
[11:37:26] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:37:28] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 56°F / 13°C, sunny, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 82% - Friday partly cloudy (52°F:71°F / 11°C:22°C), Saturday partly cloudy (51°F:68°F / 11°C:20°C), Sunday mostly sunny (51°F:69°F / 11°C:21°C), Monday sunny (54°F:76°F / 12°C:24°C)
[11:37:29] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:37:31] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 58°F / 14°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 77% - Friday mostly sunny (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Saturday partly cloudy (55°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Sunday mostly sunny (55°F:67°F / 13°C:19°C), Monday sunny (57°F:77°F / 14°C:25°C)
[11:37:35] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:37:37] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, sunny, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 72% - Friday mostly sunny (58°F:75°F / 14°C:24°C), Saturday mostly sunny (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Sunday sunny (57°F:73°F / 14°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (61°F:75°F / 16°C:24°C)
[11:37:39] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:37:41] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 83% - Friday partly cloudy (82°F:90°F / 28°C:32°C), Saturday heavy rain (81°F:85°F / 27°C:29°C), Sunday heavy rain (77°F:85°F / 25°C:29°C), Monday scattered showers (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C)
[11:37:52] <Bytram> ~weather dallas
[11:37:54] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind SE at 1 mph, humidity 72% - Friday sunny (64°F:86°F / 18°C:30°C), Saturday sunny (64°F:87°F / 18°C:31°C), Sunday sunny (64°F:86°F / 18°C:30°C), Monday sunny (65°F:88°F / 18°C:31°C)
[11:47:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33713
[11:47:14] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33713, USA - currently 78°F / 26°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 11 mph, humidity 95% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:91°F / 26°C:33°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C), Sunday rain (78°F:82°F / 26°C:28°C), Monday rain (78°F:81°F / 26°C:27°C)
[11:47:27] <boru> ~weather sol
[11:47:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:48:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sunday should really read "a terrifying large amount of water falling from the sky, accompanied by even more terrifyingly strong winds."
[11:50:12] <boru> And mine should give the very high probability of further M and X class flares with partially geo-effective CMEs from AR2673!
[11:50:18] * boru tuts.
[11:51:20] * Bytram would *really* like a site that just gave a nice, simple Kp index reading/forecast
[11:51:51] <Bytram> or, even better, something where I can find the likelihood of seeing an aurora at a given lat/long
[11:52:20] <boru> Well, have I got news for you!
[11:53:37] <boru> SWPC: http://www.swpc.noaa.gov SOHO: https://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov SDO: https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov
[11:53:38] <upstart> ^ 03Homepage | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:53:39] <upstart> ^ 03SOHO Data
[11:53:40] <upstart> ^ 03SDO | Solar Dynamics Observatory ( https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov )
[11:53:51] <exec> ├─ 13Homepage | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:53:52] <exec> └─ 13SOHO Data
[11:54:04] <boru> Also useful: http://www.swpc.noaa.gov
[11:54:06] <exec> └─ 13WSA-ENLIL Solar Wind Prediction | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:54:08] <upstart> ^ 03WSA-ENLIL Solar Wind Prediction | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:54:24] <boru> And some general news: http://spaceweather.com
[11:54:25] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids
[11:54:27] <exec> └─ 13SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids
[11:54:39] <boru> Apologies for all of this bot URL spam.
[11:55:17] <boru> You might also like: http://hfradio.org
[11:55:19] <exec> └─ 13Aurora Oval / Globe - Live Aurora Mapping / North Pole
[11:55:46] <boru> I've got piles of spaceweather data pr0n sites, but those are the least text based.
[11:56:23] <Bytram> yep, I think I've seen all of those at one time or another... I just want the current kP index... as a number. (If there could be a way to enumerate the forecast for the next few hours as a list of indexes, that would be a bonus)
[11:56:43] <Bytram> this is the closest I've found so far: http://www.swpc.noaa.gov
[11:56:44] <upstart> ^ 03Planetary K-index | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:56:46] <exec> └─ 13Planetary K-index | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center
[11:57:07] <boru> Oh, yeah, I think SWPC disabled their FTP server, but let me take a look...
[11:57:23] <Bytram> correction, the "K index", apparently.
[11:57:41] <Bytram> oh! looky there! went up to... 8!
[11:59:21] <boru> Here you go: ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov
[11:59:27] <boru> Bottom section.
[12:00:04] <boru> That's where I used to pull all of my data for forecast graphs from.
[12:00:18] <boru> They migrated the FTP, so a bunch of the data has moved around a bit.
[12:00:30] <Bytram> clicky
[12:01:12] <boru> More specific data to K-indices here: ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov
[12:01:30] <boru> Just poke around that pub/ dir; most of it is self explanatory.
[12:01:52] <Bytram> am looking at: ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov
[12:02:06] <Bytram> pardon the paste spam...
[12:02:07] <Bytram> :Geomagnetic_Values: 2017 Sep 08
[12:02:07] <Bytram> #
[12:02:07] <Bytram> # Middle Latitude Estimated
[12:02:07] <Bytram> #------------- Boulder ------------- ------ Planetary ------
[12:02:07] <Bytram> #Running A 03-06-09-12-15-18-21-24 03-06-09-12-15-18-21-24
[12:02:09] <Bytram> 46 7 4 4 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 8 5 4 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1
[12:02:11] <Bytram> done.
[12:02:18] <boru> Aye, there you go.
[12:02:27] <boru> There's more from other stations in the indices/ directory.
[12:02:33] <Bytram> the "03-06-09..." is that the date? as in 09/03, 09/06 ??
[12:02:53] <boru> No, those are hours.
[12:02:54] <Bytram> hour of the day? what time zone? UTC?
[12:03:01] <Bytram> lol
[12:03:12] <boru> The date is up top.
[12:03:17] <boru> Should be UTC.
[12:06:14] <Bytram> so, the "Estimated Planetary" index was "8" at 03:00 UTC and the report was ":Issued: 2017 Sep 08 1134 UTC" ??
[12:06:44] <boru> Left is actual, right is estimates.
[12:06:57] <Bytram> k...
[12:07:10] <Bytram> but actual is for just the location at Boulder, CO. right?
[12:07:24] <boru> Right. There are reports from other stations, also.
[12:07:55] <boru> e.g. ftp://ftp.swpc.noaa.gov
[12:08:31] <boru> You get proton and xray flux, also.
[12:09:55] <boru> We had a radio blackout for yesterday's flare.
[12:15:08] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:15:32] <boru> The strongest in over a decade. Not bad for solar minimum.
[12:15:37] <Bytram> sorry for the 'stutter' was trying to submit a breaking story about an 8.1 magnitude earthquake in mexico early this AM
[12:15:52] <Bytram> https://earthquake.usgs.gov
[12:15:53] <upstart> ^ 03M 8.1 - 87km SW of Pijijiapan, Mexico ( https://earthquake.usgs.gov )
[12:15:56] <exec> └─ 13M 8.1 - 87km SW of Pijijiapan, Mexico
[12:15:56] <exec> └─ 13M 8.1 - 87km SW of Pijijiapan, Mexico
[12:16:07] <boru> Not to worry; I've always considered IRC to be an asynchronous communication medium.
[12:16:37] <Bytram> I'll get back to you on that.
[12:16:38] <Bytram> ;)
[12:16:44] <boru> Very funny.
[12:18:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:18:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3638
[12:23:13] <Bytram> boru: how are your ghost buster memes? When describing the possible calamity of the situation... something about lions sleeping with something?
[12:24:57] <Bytram> nvm, found it: http://www.imdb.com
[12:24:57] <upstart> ^ 03Ghostbusters (1984) - Quotes - IMDb
[12:25:00] <exec> └─ 13Ghostbusters (1984) - Quotes - IMDb
[12:25:05] <Bytram> Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
[12:25:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cycling to Work is ‘Staggeringly’ Good For You - http://sylnt.us - wiggle-while-you-work
[12:29:43] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:29:45] <exec> Friday, 8 September 2017 @ 12:29 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[12:33:03] <Bytram> break time
[12:33:27] <Bytram> afk
[12:55:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Magnitude 8+ Earthquake Hits Mexico - http://sylnt.us - shaken-AND-stirred
[13:06:26] <boru> For some reason, I thought that was from that other film...
[13:06:27] <boru> Hmm.
[13:06:37] <boru> The Burbs, but no, you're right.
[13:56:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wind Turbine Manufacturers are Dipping Toes into Energy Storage Projects - http://sylnt.us - saving-on-smaller-transmission-line-cables
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[15:37:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jupiter's Auroras Powered by Particles from Io - http://sylnt.us - Io-Io-it's-off-to-work-we-go
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[18:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spain Trying to Stop Catalonia Independence Referendum - http://sylnt.us - then-the-Basques,-and-then-...?
[20:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Army Brings Robotic Vehicles and UAVs Together in Combat Demonstration - http://sylnt.us - enabling-skynet
[21:47:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Terry Pratchett's Unpublished Works Securely Deleted - http://sylnt.us - fighting-the-writing-dead
[23:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon to Invest $5 Billion in Second HQ Outside of Seattle - http://sylnt.us - pick-me
[23:26:22] <Bytram> ~tell AndyTheAbsurd Hey there! Have been thinking about you a lot since word of Irma started... hoping you are able to get out or to get someplace safe before the storm hits! --Bytram
[23:27:40] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[23:27:40] <MrPlow> Today: Clear. Lows overnight in the mid 50s. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 81F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph.
[23:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have decided to drink dinner tonight.
[23:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> not because i'm feeling particularly alcoholic. i just don't want to cook.
[23:47:52] <Bytram> so much for the flambé, eh?
[23:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> flambe is for the end of my cigarette