#Soylent | Logs for 2017-08-21
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[00:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> got like 90% at my house but it's too close to not go see the full monty
[00:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone, say "thank you, takyon". we ran plum out of stories after the Jerry Lewis story and he's filling us back up.
[00:17:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Unfortunately, I'm good for about 60% coverage... much too far a trip for me to consider heading somewhere for the full eclipse
[00:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[00:17:33] * exec brazenly queefs a crust of testicular torsion at Bytram
[00:17:40] <Bytram> ~gday
[00:18:01] * Bytram was able to push out a story from my phone during a break... just got home and trying to push out a few more
[00:18:06] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[00:18:08] * exec covertly deletes a big floppy donkey dick of jury duty from TheMightyBuzzard
[00:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! no jury duty for me!
[00:18:37] * chromas gives Bytram some plum juice
[00:19:00] * TheMightyBuzzard steps outside for a cigarette
[00:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:19:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 452
[00:19:08] <Bytram> chromas: that's justplum disgusting
[00:22:33] <chromas> I'd offer you prune juice but prunes don't have juice. That's why they're prunes.
[00:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Companies and Extremist Sites - http://sylnt.us - internet-hate-cycle
[00:27:56] <chromas> It's like some kind of Internet Hate Machine
[00:28:03] <chromas> exploding-van.asf
[01:10:59] <Bytram> time for dinner... biab
[02:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BSD Magazine Interview with Andrew Tanenbaum - http://sylnt.us - "don't-worry-about-speed"
[02:32:25] <pinchy> kaboom https://youtu.be
[02:32:26] <upstart> ^ 03AIR COMBAT - THE X-PLANES - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:15:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Volkswagen to Produce Electric Version of its Microbus Camper Van - http://sylnt.us
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[04:51:07] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 14°C/57°F, 7:51 am GMT+3, Monday, 21 August 2017
[04:52:05] FatPhil is now known as SoyGuest38058
[06:06:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Putting Red Dragon on the Back Burner - http://sylnt.us - draggin'-dragon?
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[07:57:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ICE Says It Does Not Use Cell-Site Simulators to Locate Undocumented Immigrants - http://sylnt.us - Don't-have-a-COW
[09:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Report Proposes to Stop a Supervolcanic Eruption by Siphoning Heat From It - http://sylnt.us - matter-of-scale
[09:42:52] <chromas> http://www.theonion.com
[09:42:53] <upstart> ^ 03Nation Rallies Around Ronald McDonald Statue That Embodies Country’s True Heritage - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[10:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart Patents a Blimp Warehouse - http://sylnt.us - up-in-the-air-about-this
[10:57:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Slowing Overseas Investments, Banning Investment in Gambling and Sex - http://sylnt.us - taking-a-chance
[11:15:06] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:15:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3604
[11:15:09] <Bytram> !uid
[11:15:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6677, owned by asad
[11:35:23] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[11:35:24] <upstart> ^ 03Rescuers Seek 10 Missing Sailors After U.S. Navy Ship and Tanker Collide - The New York Times
[11:38:31] <takyon> subbed
[11:51:30] <Bytram> gotta go... hope you have a great day everyone!
[11:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[11:56:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:56:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:04:18] * TheMightyBuzzard starts getting things ready to head out to see the eclipse
[12:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2017 Solar Eclipse: The Path of Totality - http://sylnt.us - come-join-in
[14:07:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chan Zuckerberg Initiative Hires its First CFO From PayPal - http://sylnt.us - gigabucks
[15:26:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's First 8th Generation Processors Are Just Updated 7th Generation Chips - http://sylnt.us - kaby-fake
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[16:28:16] <SoyGuest38058> So, who's under the path?
[16:47:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 10 Sailors Still Missing After U.S. Destroyer Collision With Oil Tanker - http://sylnt.us - the-US-Navy's-annus-horribilis
[17:17:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Silent 10-Minute Track Reaches Top 100 on iTunes - http://sylnt.us - wish-I-thought-of-that!
[17:25:26] <pinchy> https://twitter.com
[17:25:27] <upstart> ^ 03Natalya Tatarchuk on Twitter: "'crescent shadow mapping' in action https://t.co"
[17:26:11] <pinchy> https://mobile.twitter.com
[17:30:45] <cmn32480> neat
[17:30:59] <cmn32480> even if it is on twitter
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[17:43:41] <mechanicjay> The shadows were seriously the best part.
[17:58:23] <cmn32480> you calling me fat because I cast a large shadow?
[17:58:26] <cmn32480> das racist!
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[18:30:38] <pinchy> https://mobile.twitter.com
[18:38:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paul Allen Finds Lost World War II Cruiser USS Indianapolis - http://sylnt.us - depths
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[19:41:00] <cmn32480> stupid rain....
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[20:16:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Third Party Trackers on Web Shops Can Identify Users Behind Bitcoin Transactions - http://sylnt.us - bloodhounds-of-bitcoins
[20:23:34] <SoyGuest38058> In an official report into what caused Bad Things(tm) to happen, "high confidence" means "of course it was made up, shhhhhh!!!", doesn't it?
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[21:55:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Asked to Nullify the Google Trademark - http://sylnt.us - just-duck-it
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[23:27:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Reportedly Advising Companies to Ditch Kaspersky Apps - http://sylnt.us - ditch-digging