#Soylent | Logs for 2017-08-17

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[00:25:28] <chromas> You could mount them with rubber grommets
[00:25:42] * chromas puts rubbers in Deucalion's box
[01:00:20] * Bytram prefers Wallace and Grommit
[01:01:04] <Bytram> s/mm/m/
[01:01:04] <upstart> <Bytram> okay, I'm heading out for a bit... laters!
[01:01:06] <exec> <Bytram> prefers Wallace and Gromit
[01:01:09] <Bytram> LOL
[01:01:13] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:01:14] <upstart> ^ 03Wallace and Gromit - Wikipedia
[01:03:30] <Bytram> chromas: Your onion bot seems to have died
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[01:14:29] <Bytram> !uid
[01:14:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6671, owned by a262
[01:20:01] <Bytram> https://shop.bkk.hu
[01:23:32] <chromas> that's 'cause I rebooted to <cough>windows</cough>
[01:23:44] * Bytram offers a honey lozenge
[01:24:30] <chromas> "therefore service availability of the online sales system cannot be ensured temporarily"
[01:24:40] <chromas> I was hoping for temporary ensurance, dangit
[01:25:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pioneer and Voyager Maps to Earth: How Much of a Mistake? - http://sylnt.us - V'Ger
[01:27:51] <Bytram> chromas: where's that from?
[01:41:15] <chromas> your link
[01:41:30] <chromas> "BKK’s IT infrastructure is under continuous attack, therefore service availability of the online sales system cannot be ensured temporarily."
[02:00:06] <Bytram> ahh, I had scripts off... for safety.
[02:00:37] <Bytram> as riddled with holes as it apparently is, I'm not surprised at the 'attention' it would gather
[02:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[02:07:26] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 80°F, clear, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 91% - Wednesday partly cloudy (74°F:90°F), Thursday thunderstorm (70°F:86°F), Friday sunny (67°F:89°F), Saturday partly cloudy (71°F:91°F)
[02:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> 80F and 91% humidity. that's over an hour after proper sundown (horizon not trees).
[02:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yard's mowed though
[02:09:22] <Bytram> kudos
[02:09:26] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[02:09:28] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, clear, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 70% - Wednesday clear (49°F:68°F / 9°C:20°C), Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:71°F / 9°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (58°F:77°F / 14°C:25°C), Saturday showers (62°F:69°F / 17°C:21°C)
[02:09:30] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:09:32] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, clear, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 47% - Wednesday clear (54°F:81°F / 12°C:27°C), Thursday mostly sunny (59°F:80°F / 15°C:27°C), Friday showers (65°F:70°F / 18°C:21°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (65°F:77°F / 18°C:25°C)
[02:09:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:09:36] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 48% - Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F:82°F / 16°C:28°C), Thursday mostly sunny (65°F:82°F / 18°C:28°C), Friday showers (70°F:74°F / 21°C:23°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:84°F / 21°C:29°C)
[02:09:38] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[02:09:40] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 80°F / 27°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday partly cloudy (73°F:89°F / 23°C:32°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:86°F / 25°C:30°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:89°F / 24°C:32°C), Saturday mostly sunny (72°F:90°F / 22°C:32°C)
[02:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> neighbor guy was like "hey, Buzz, come drink some beer with me" after i got done mowing.
[02:09:42] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[02:09:44] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 86°F / 30°C, clear, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 72% - Wednesday partly cloudy (81°F:90°F / 27°C:32°C), Thursday partly cloudy (81°F:89°F / 27°C:32°C), Friday isolated thunderstorms (81°F:91°F / 27°C:33°C), Saturday thunderstorm (81°F:87°F / 27°C:31°C)
[02:09:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> so of course i did the neighborly thing.
[02:10:03] <Bytram> mighty good neighbor, I'd say
[02:10:14] <Bytram> the both of yas, of course!
[02:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's one hell of a character for sure. talks shit like there's a going out of business sale on it but watches my house whenever we go out of town. anyone pulls up in the drive or beside it he goes over to make sure they don't need an ass whooping.
[02:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not remotely the sharpest bowling ball in the shed but as good a guy as you'll find anywhere.
[02:13:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck. 16 goddamned new messages and me hot, tired, and beered up. i think they can wait till morning for a proper embarrassing in my own particular idiom.
[02:15:02] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:15:21] <Bytram> sounds like a good ol' boy.. and sounds like a prudent plan.
[02:15:31] <Bytram> I think I'm gonna plan to head to bed.
[02:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> puerto rican from NYC living in rural TN
[02:16:54] <Bytram> that is an interesting route, indeed.
[02:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i say them yankees and californicators are full of shit on diversity.
[02:20:13] <Bytram> some may be, but I've met a fair share of 'em that weren't
[02:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i mean they ain't got nothing like the diversity we got and they still wanna tell us how to do it
[02:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, occasionally i wish i didn't have principles and could mod-ban folks for being shitty mods. there's only like four people i'd permaban though.
[02:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're the ones who are ALWAYS on the moderating side of the mod-bombs list, though they all know better than to do five in a day now.
[02:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.jhsph.edu This is what comes from not teaching your kids how to fish.
[02:29:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:29:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:30:29] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders doing up another Troll HoF post. and a shitty moderator post.
[02:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.federaltimes.com
[02:36:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:36:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://opensource.com
[02:36:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:37:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://liliputing.com
[02:37:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:37:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.techradar.com
[02:37:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:38:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why You Should Have an Afternoon Routine - http://sylnt.us - naps++
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[04:45:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ukrainian DNC Hack-Author has Turned Himself in and is Cooperating with FBI - http://sylnt.us - hack-this
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[06:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Lunar XPrize Deadline Revised; New Prizes Available - http://sylnt.us - prize-winning-performance
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[10:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3597
[10:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:57:34] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 446
[11:15:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Down Syndrome Births Nearly Eliminated in Iceland - http://sylnt.us - I-Am-Sam
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[11:33:29] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 22°C/72°F, 2:33 pm GMT+3, Thursday, 17 August 2017
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[12:08:29] <SoyCow1937> #help
[12:08:29] <MrPlow> Commands: help, weatheradd, weather, submit, seen, smake, smakeadd, youtube, abuser, bot, admin, socialist, roll, bnk, join, part, tell, klingon, g, sammich, sammichadd, say, pissoff, dieinafire, quit, nelson
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[12:11:06] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:11:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3598
[12:11:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: good morning!
[12:11:17] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:18] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms this morning, then mainly cloudy during the afternoon with thunderstorms likely. High around 85F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High near 90F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:11:36] <Bytram> looks like not a good day to go fooshin for ya :(
[12:11:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:11:41] * exec transphobically rubs a tablespoonful of U-matic tapes on Bytram
[12:11:49] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:51] * exec illegitimately $action a thing of pecan sandies $preposition TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, just as well i spose.
[12:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> my grammar lurved them pecan sandies
[12:12:11] <Bytram> in scrollback, noticed your mentioning mod bombs...
[12:12:22] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear what yer talkin about
[12:13:04] <Bytram> if, when using last mod point it is a downmod, check to see if all other mods that day were down mods of same person, if so... just drop it (much like we do when a story is already at -1)
[12:13:31] <Bytram> fromt his:
[12:13:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard> man, occasionally i wish i didn't have principles and could mod-ban folks for being shitty mods. there's only like four people i'd permaban though.
[12:13:32] <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> they're the ones who are ALWAYS on the moderating side of the mod-bombs list, though they all know better than to do five in a day now.
[12:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh
[12:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a tough bit of db calling or i'd have already done it.
[12:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was talking about the names you always see on the potential mod bombs list downmodding the same people every single day though. not mod-bombing itself.
[12:17:33] <Bytram> understood that
[12:17:47] <Bytram> you have the query for the list of downmods...
[12:18:40] <Bytram> can't wrap that in a count() that the last 5 are downmods all of the same UID?
[12:19:09] <Bytram> just thinking out loud and definitely undercaffeinated atm
[12:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no because the last five are not guaranteed to be of the same batch
[12:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have to wrangle date
[12:22:10] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:22:31] <Bytram> do we store a date somewhere in the DB (or elsewhere) when we restore mod points each night?
[12:26:37] <Bytram> !uid
[12:26:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6671, owned by a262
[12:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, we store it in the slashd job
[12:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's hardcoded to like 10 after midnight utc
[12:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit man, i lost three hours of morning. shoulda took my drugs earlier.
[12:46:37] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:47:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 447
[12:52:59] <Bytram> break time
[12:57:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teenage Security Researcher Reports Flaw in Budapest Transport Authority Site, Is Arrested - http://sylnt.us - no-good-deed-goes-unpunished
[13:25:59] <chromas> It's why god invented tor
[13:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought it was why god created insecure wifi and gave it to people you don't like
[14:00:41] <cmn32480> #smake stupid people
[14:00:41] * MrPlow smakes stupid people upside the head with a medium trout
[14:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[14:01:46] * exec diarrhetically integrates an ace archive of weeds with cmn32480
[14:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need tab completion for things i type often
[14:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> like bot commands
[14:02:49] <boru> Just use a greedy search algorithm.
[14:02:58] <boru> #s MATCH!
[14:03:13] <chromas> #smatch
[14:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i'd prolly have to open up the source and write my own patch
[14:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, channels match. which is handy for the #fite command in the #fite channel
[14:03:45] <boru> Channel your inner computer scientist. You know you want to.
[14:04:16] <Bytram> chromas: your Onion bot seems to have died again
[14:04:41] <chromas> You're just lookin' for moar xps
[14:04:42] <boru> Hmm, actually, you could probably use a trie/radix tree. Just add leaves for the abbreviated commands. Profit!
[14:04:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> scientist? pffft. engineer. i demand things work in the real world instead of just in theory.
[14:04:48] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:04:49] * exec figuratively connects a tumbleweed of windows 10 to TheMightyBuzzard
[14:04:59] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[14:05:01] * exec clumsily snatches a petabyte of leeloo dallas multi-pass from cmn32480
[14:05:06] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[14:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, you win
[14:05:09] * exec provocatively crams a volley of cobol into bytram
[14:05:17] <boru> Sounds painful.
[14:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> moolti-pass!
[14:05:35] * Bytram hats to admit how much he really knows the COBOL language
[14:05:54] <boru> Did you ever recover?
[14:05:59] * Bytram tested a COBOL compiler and a programmer's workbench for COBOL
[14:06:03] <chromas> https://www.themooltipass.com
[14:06:04] <upstart> ^ 03The Mooltipass Hardware Password Keeper
[14:06:32] <boru> Sheesh man, that about has me beat for torturous tasks of my career.
[14:06:43] <boru> Do you still write cobol? You could be making a mint!
[14:07:01] <boru> The proceeds could pay for the PTSD therapy.
[14:07:05] <Bytram> nope... that was many years ago...
[14:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> polish that turd up and make some fat bank... from banks.
[14:07:44] <Bytram> and... it was strictly language constructs, primarily PROCEDURE DIVISION thingies -- no sperience to speak of wrt libraries and things
[14:07:57] <boru> Call the turd 'kurwa'?
[14:08:18] <boru> Tough crowd.
[14:09:02] <Bytram> downside is that when things go toes up... they's looking right at ya... and who ya gonna call? stackexchange?
[14:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> write an official irc bot in COBOL n you can get Deucalion to write you a nice reference letter saying you've been professionally coding COBOL for us.
[14:09:30] <boru> Consulting toiletoverflow is considered poor form, where I'm from.
[14:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, it's a quick n dirty tool. if quick n dirty is all you need it's fine.
[14:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfectly acceptable for non-critical shell scripts that you only run once in a while.
[14:11:07] <boru> It's heavy on collective misguiding.
[14:11:41] <boru> It just irks me when someone shows me a question where some 'experts' tell people to do stuff that only works on their system because they don't know any better.
[14:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, it's more like heavy on collective worst-possible-correct-solution-providing
[14:11:52] <boru> Usually the Linux/Intel crowd.
[14:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:12:19] <boru> Or, my favourite: "How do I do X in language Y?" "HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT IN PYTHON"
[14:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, yeah
[14:12:53] <chromas> !fight stackoverflow vs quora
[14:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't that a ciri command?
[14:13:15] <chromas> <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: quora beats stackoverflow by 31,600,000 to 18,600,000!
[14:13:20] <Bytram> that's not SO bad... if you understand the algorithm, and they are both, say procedural languages, then a translation is possible
[14:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've actually recovered quite a lot of "random shit i've forgotten because i rarely use it" from SE
[14:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you i've probably since lost it again and will have to look again next time.
[14:15:56] <Bytram> have to agree on that one, and that, too!
[14:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i don't use something once every five years i forget the hell out of it to make room for something useful
[14:17:15] <Bytram> some things I forget w/in a year... others... it's been like 10 years and I could still jump right back at it.
[14:17:25] <Bytram> well, maybe 5 years.
[14:17:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i utterly forgot how to free a non-malloc'ed variable in C a year or two ago when i was rewriting MrPlow in C
[14:17:58] * Bytram has learned several languages just from looking at example code and their output.
[14:18:25] <Bytram> umm why would you not malloc a variable?
[14:18:36] <Bytram> knowing that you would want to free it later, that is,
[14:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause you don't want it on the heap
[14:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> or because you don't HAVE malloc
[14:19:03] <chromas> Does it need to be freed then?
[14:19:23] <Bytram> chromas++
[14:19:23] <Bender> karma - chromas: 192
[14:19:24] <chromas> or is that what you forgot?
[14:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on where it is in the code. you can write leaks if you leave things just hanging about.
[14:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really leaks but wasted ram.
[14:19:54] <Bytram> fair 'nuf
[14:19:56] <chromas> I'd expect it to just hang around on the stack until it goes out of scope
[14:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yup. that's what it does. which i'd totally forgotten C did cause i always malloc'd when i was writing MrPlow.
[14:21:17] * Bytram is reminded of FORTRAN where one would define blocks of memory for passing between subroutines; basically a map of vars onto RAM
[14:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[14:22:13] <Bytram> data division in cobol was similar; one could redefine a memory location and thus end up with a variant record.
[14:22:30] <Bytram> s/ a / several /
[14:22:30] <upstart> <Bytram> data division in cobol was similar; one could redefine several memory location and thus end up with a variant record.
[14:22:33] <exec> <Bytram> data division in cobol was similar; one could redefine several memory location and thus end up with a variant record.
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[14:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> making sure you don't leave huge things laying around in ram is pretty important in embedded code so you stuff it in a function and make sure only what you need lives beyond the function.
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[14:23:12] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 22°C/72°F, 5:23 pm GMT+3, Thursday, 17 August 2017
[14:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays!
[14:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> he learned to auth!
[14:23:35] <FatPhil> nope, that was manual
[14:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, well at least you know the mechanics
[14:35:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - End of the Checkout Line: the Looming Crisis for American Cashiers - http://sylnt.us - who-is-going-to-ask-if-I-want-fries?
[15:20:46] <FatPhil> snowing in Helsinki :/
[15:21:41] <cmn32480> in August?
[15:21:46] <cmn32480> iss that a normal thing?
[15:26:22] <FatPhil> This is the rainiest summer ever, nothing about this august is normal
[15:26:43] <cmn32480> ok
[15:26:54] <cmn32480> well at least it is the whole summer that is fubar...
[15:27:29] <FatPhil> Tallinn's almost certainly having its rainiest august ever too, rainiest month ever, probably. We've had thunderstorms on at least 4 days so far, and they're pretty uncommon generally.
[15:33:23] <Bytram> ~weather helsinki
[15:33:25] <exec> 10Helsinki, Finland - currently 68°F / 20°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 75% - Thursday partly cloudy (59°F:70°F / 15°C:21°C), Friday cloudy (62°F:67°F / 17°C:19°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:72°F / 15°C:22°C), Sunday scattered showers (58°F:66°F / 14°C:19°C)
[15:34:03] <Bytram> Looks kinda warm for it to be snowing.
[15:41:35] <FatPhil> I've questioned my sources...
[15:42:06] <FatPhil> We did have hail in June here, maybe it's just tiny hail that he's seeing.
[15:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. something's wrong with my brain today. i look up from my screen and it keeps being three hours later.
[15:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> time NEVER passes fast for me. something's wrong.
[15:55:26] <cmn32480> it's becasue I'm trying to do my expenses so the phone never stops ringing and time passes at an exponential rate
[15:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then. as long as i have someone to blame.
[15:59:27] <cmn32480> fell free... everybody else does
[15:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and just for good measure...
[15:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[15:59:44] * exec points at Bytram
[16:00:01] <cmn32480> and all my salesreps are pissed that I ignored them (for the most part) while I been out of town the last couple weeks
[16:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em n feed em fish heads
[16:00:38] <cmn32480> pretty much
[16:00:58] <cmn32480> and they are pissed bcause I am adamanyt about diggeing out before I start taking calls again
[16:01:09] <cmn32480> wow,.. my typoing there was fabulous
[16:01:30] <cmn32480> and they are pissed because I am adamant about digging out before I start taking calls again
[16:05:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could always trade them some of your pile of work for taking a few calls
[16:05:40] <cmn32480> nah... I'm trying to get my expenses done... they'd fuck it up
[16:05:47] <cmn32480> and I'd end up out $$
[16:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[16:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need nicotine and breakfast i think
[16:06:47] <cmn32480> good plan
[16:06:51] <cmn32480> I'ma have lunch instead
[16:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cancer Detection with Sugar Molecules - http://sylnt.us - ain't-that-sweet?
[16:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> me: park behind me when you get home, dude. i went to move my boat out of my space from mowing and my back shit out on me.
[16:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie: oh shit, dude, you need anything?
[16:25:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> me: boobies. i need boobies.
[16:28:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: check out these: https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:28:08] <upstart> ^ 03Red-footed booby - Wikipedia
[16:28:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> 70cm? need bigger boobies than that.
[16:29:22] * Bytram prepares his amazing shrinking ray gun and trains it on TheMightyBuzzard
[16:29:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could make it up in quantity instead of individual size.
[16:29:38] <Bytram> give the world and they will soon be more than adequate
[16:30:00] <Bytram> s/l//
[16:30:00] <upstart> <Bytram> give the word and they will soon be more than adequate
[16:30:02] <exec> <Bytram> give the word and they will soon be more than adequate
[16:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit man. at 5'6" i ain't even taking hot showers just in case.
[16:31:02] <Bytram> that's one way to 'chill out'
[16:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm cool like that
[16:31:38] <Bytram> bet you got a great pair of shades, too.
[16:32:06] <Bytram> man I can't wake up today.
[16:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you n me both
[16:32:35] <Bytram> think Ima get some food and head outdoors and see if some fresh air can help me wake up.
[16:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima blame the quart of beer i drank last night but that's really not enough to make me drag in the morning.
[16:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy.
[16:33:13] <Bytram> maybe all the sun from mowing the lawn, too.
[16:33:17] <Bytram> ;)
[16:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, sun's good for me. energizes me all up with vitamin D n shit.
[16:34:12] <Bytram> iow, might not bejust one thing... I keep reminding myself that 10x1 == 1x10 i.e. 10 little things can add up to be just as much as one big thing
[16:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> was that a short joke?
[16:34:43] <Bytram> and the little things have a tendency to add up and I don't notice it until I feel overwhelmed.
[16:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly a good argument for a gang bang?
[16:34:55] <Bytram> nope... not awake enough to be that clever today, sadly
[16:35:21] <Bytram> laters
[16:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
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[17:23:38] <FatPhil> why does https://www.youtube.com tickle me?
[17:23:39] <upstart> ^ 03What if Alfonso Cuaron made pancakes? - YouTube
[17:24:26] <FatPhil> The Tarantino one just makes me hungry... https://www.youtube.com
[17:24:27] <upstart> ^ 03What if Tarantino made Spaghetti & Meatballs? - YouTube
[17:30:58] <cmn32480> there'ld be sauce EVERYWHERE
[17:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Canadian Banned From the U.S. for Past Drug Use - http://sylnt.us - can't-get-past-your-past
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[22:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supplement Maker on FDA Blacklist After Deadly Bacteria Found in Water System - http://sylnt.us - garbage-in-garbage-out
[22:09:02] <mrpg> garbage in bowels out
[22:09:11] <mrpg> water in everything out
[22:13:14] <mrpg> cama arriba cama abajo
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[23:30:10] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to work up an sql command to figure out our worst ten moderators (downmods to upmods ratio) while on opiates
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