#Soylent | Logs for 2017-07-17
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[00:01:18] <clorox|2> BTRFS would like to disagree.
[00:01:26] <clorox|2> It would like to, but it's busy rebuilding itself.
[00:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday bitches
[00:40:40] * exec spontaneously pours a shot of a lazy insult for bitches
[00:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:19] <upstart> ^ 03Kid Rock - Po-Dunk [Official Video] - YouTube
[01:21:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[01:21:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 304
[01:22:21] <Bytram> oh, FWIW, I got a 500 error refreshing the main page 1hour and 12 minutes ago... tried another page refresh and it loaded fine.
[01:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> we are not at home to random, intermittent errors until the morning.
[01:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> god bless the south. just had a serious conversation with the roomie about whether a buddy of ours who went out and got a nevada hooker for his birthday was going to fall in love and stalk her.
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[01:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> said marry her at first but the roomie pointed out that she makes a lot more money than him and can do better.
[01:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:30:46] <upstart> ^ 03Kid Rock - All Summer Long - YouTube
[01:31:30] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[01:31:34] <upstart> ^ 03Nevada is in a State of Weed Emergency - SoylentNews
[01:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that. i did laff.
[01:32:36] <Bytram> with your buddy heading to nevada and all, that was one of the first thoughts that came to mind
[01:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh he can't smoke anyway. gets piss tested at work.
[01:34:08] <Bytram> ahh, you mean he gets to take a 'whiz quiz' ??
[01:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger
[01:45:31] <chromas> He just needs to fill a cup ahead of time
[01:45:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Continue Crackdown on Annoying Robocalls - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
[01:47:32] <SirFinkus> at least the section of hell I'm inhabiting right now is air conditioned
[01:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> they got ice water in mine
[01:51:24] <SirFinkus> they even have beer here, but not nearly enough
[01:51:32] <SirFinkus> I guess that's why it's hell
[01:51:45] <SirFinkus> you're always at "one more beer"
[01:52:40] <SirFinkus> like colorado, where they water theirs down so you can't get drunk
[01:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake NCommander
[01:55:51] * MrPlow smakes NCommander upside the head with lesbian gas
[01:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need anything. just thought you needed a smake.
[02:24:00] <Ellenor> #smack TheMightyBuzzard
[03:06:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jeff Bezos' Vision for Space: One Trillion Population in the Solar System - http://sylnt.us - postponing-the-inevitable
[03:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Building Data Centre in China to Comply With Tough Cybersecurity Laws - http://sylnt.us - that's-one-way-to-handle-it
[05:28:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - That Huge Iceberg Should Freak You Out. Here's Why - http://sylnt.us - one-big-ice-cube
[06:19:48] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:19:49] <upstart> ^ 03GRAPHIC: Hilarious Australian Ad Tells Kids Not to Be Beach Bums - YouTube
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[07:05:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - George A. Romero, ‘Night of the Living Dead’ Director, Dies at 77 - http://sylnt.us - may-you-rest-in-peace...-free-of-zombies
[08:35:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juno Captures Best Ever Images of Jupiter's Great Red Spot - http://sylnt.us - a-temptest-in-a-teapot^gas-giant
[10:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:17:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3538
[10:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:17:08] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 426
[10:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Laws of Australia Will Trump the Laws of Mathematics: Turnbull - http://sylnt.us - ok-then
[11:01:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:01:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3539
[11:01:05] <Bytram> !uid
[11:01:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6640, owned by BlackWidow
[11:01:19] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[11:01:20] <upstart> ^ 03Brit neural net pioneer just revolutionised speech recognition all over again • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[11:02:01] <Bytram> cmn32480: Good morning!! When you get a chance, could you please wake up exec, too? It seems to have gone AWOL.
[11:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gmornin, Bytram
[11:02:47] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404
[11:03:33] <Bytram> Doh!
[11:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee n nicotine
[11:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:04:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 427
[11:04:07] <Bytram> yar
[11:09:34] <Bytram> #submit https://www.overclock3d.net
[11:09:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:10:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:26:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> So...good time to buy Ethereum?
[11:26:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Or is there an underlying issue behind the collapse that I should be aware of before buying?
[11:27:00] <Bytram> maybe you should read the article? ;)
[11:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you must be new here
[11:27:12] <Bytram> There was a recent increase (20%) in the difficulty
[11:27:19] <Bytram> required to mine Ethereum
[11:27:33] <Bytram> so, earning 'coins' became more expensive
[11:27:46] <Bytram> as to why the price dropped, I have no idea
[11:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good time to buy a vid card though sounds like
[11:28:15] <Bytram> as for being 'new here', you're one of about a dozen people who could claim that given my 2-digit UID. =)
[11:28:21] <Bytram> zactly
[11:28:53] * Bytram is wondering what AMDs new architecture is gonna be like
[11:29:05] <Bytram> venus? vega? somethin like that
[11:29:20] <boru> 'new'
[11:29:25] <boru> Si is dead maaaan
[11:29:37] <boru> Spend your money when we get graphene and stanene.
[11:29:43] <Bytram> Bender: s/ m/ wom/
[11:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake upstart
[11:30:12] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with an onion
[11:30:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what you do THAT for?
[11:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> falling down on his sed obligations
[11:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, you hit the wrong person for it
[11:31:23] <Bytram> nah, was fine, but B. posted another line after the one I was trying to sed
[11:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru: s/when.*/on hookers and blow/
[11:31:35] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/hit/smaked/
[11:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> NOW he's falling down on his duties
[11:31:41] <Bytram> stop[ that
[11:31:50] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/NOW/THEN/
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/NOW/THEN/
[11:32:02] <Bytram> testing
[11:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake upstart
[11:32:09] * MrPlow smakes upstart upside the head with a three wood
[11:32:09] <Bytram> s/test/eat/
[11:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:32:21] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with division by zero
[11:32:24] <Bytram> yep, no joy in mudville today
[11:33:43] <Bytram> hmm
[11:33:46] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:46] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 91F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 93F. Winds light and variable.
[11:34:02] <Bytram> you might want to catch up on your fooshin this morning
[11:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> went fooshin every day last week
[11:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> caught fish every day too
[11:35:00] <Bytram> good for you!
[11:35:12] <boru> Hmm, is that regex engine sed or something else?
[11:35:20] * boru schemes
[11:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> D implementation i think
[11:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you'd hafta figure out which regex library he uses.
[11:36:48] * boru tries to remember what the syntax is...
[11:37:33] <boru> s/(?R)?badgers/test/g
[11:38:00] <boru> I guess I'd have to wait until it comes back, else someone else has done the same thing and that's why it's not responding...
[11:38:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. can't even turn exec's sed on cause he crashed
[11:39:02] <boru> That one's written in php, right?
[11:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could write it into MrPlow but i already have two todos in rust for this week.
[11:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory anyway. most commands are thrown out to an external process.
[11:40:06] <boru> Hmm.
[11:40:17] <boru> So, the plot thickens.
[11:40:38] <boru> I'd need some shellcode to inject a setsid and exec call.
[11:41:01] <boru> Then the parent couldn't do anything!
[11:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fek, man i think i need my drugs this morning. not firing on all cylinders yet.
[11:42:01] <boru> A bit trite with php, though.
[11:42:12] <boru> Aye, I know what you mean.
[11:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i needa sharpen my knife this morning as well. lent it to two little girls for an hour or so friday and it's roughly as sharp as warm butter now.
[11:46:28] <boru> Poor knife etiquette.
[11:46:33] <Bytram> dull knife == bad cuts
[11:47:20] <Bytram> sharp knife == clean cuts + bigger gauze pads needed
[11:47:20] <Bytram> :P
[11:48:19] <Bytram> I think every one of my fingertips has been visited by some kind of sharp object over the years... and that includes the thumbs, too.
[11:48:19] <Bytram> is a miracle I can still type!
[11:48:19] <Bytram> well, time to get ready for work...
[11:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, drugs (including a shiny, new blood pressure med), more coffee, and nicotine
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:48:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 428
[11:48:46] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: good to see ya back in the saddle... have a great day!
[12:18:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IETF Moves Meeting From USA to Canada to Dodge Trump Travel Ban - http://sylnt.us - trumped-again
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[13:57:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Used GPUs Flood the Market as Ethereum's Price Crashes Below $150 - http://sylnt.us - let-the-games-begin
[14:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! MrPlow is beating out arthur by a nose in subs!
[14:16:12] <boru> Who is arthur?
[14:19:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> the rss scraping bot
[14:19:52] <boru> Ah, right.
[14:20:53] <boru> Hmm, on an unrelated note, any rum drinkers here? I'm trying to buy a decent bottle for a buddy of mine, but I don't know anything about rum. Suggestions welcome.
[14:22:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> appleton estates is pretty fair as far as rums go.
[14:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i generally don't drink rum but if you got piracy in your soul you gotta at least put the effort in sometime or other to find out what's good n what sucks rum-wise.
[14:24:18] <boru> Quite.
[14:24:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.liquor.com
[14:24:22] <upstart> ^ 03Appleton Estate Jamaica Rum
[14:24:31] <boru> I'll give that one a look. Sound.
[14:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.qualityliquorstore.com only $149/fifth!
[14:26:33] <upstart> ^ 03Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum 21 Year Old | Quality Liquor Store
[14:27:12] <boru> Aye, I was having a look at that.
[14:27:23] <boru> It's 150 lids in the queen's money, as well.
[14:27:26] <boru> Shitehawks.
[14:27:48] <boru> That'll have to do, I suppose.
[14:28:03] <boru> I may as well pick up a few bottles of whiskey whilst I'm doing an order, as well.
[14:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'd go with the 12yo unless it's for a really good friend.
[14:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> still quite passable rum as far as rums go. which isn't very far in the smoothness department.
[14:32:33] <boru> Aye, he's a good skin. The 21 ought to do the trick.
[14:32:44] <boru> Thanks for the suggestion man.
[14:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, always glad to help with the booze
[14:52:14] <cmn32480> don't forget the jello for the jello shots!
[14:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt escape rupert holmes
[14:52:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:54:22] <boru> Well, he's an ex-SF half-malay lunatic. I don't think jello shots would be his thing...
[15:05:26] <cmn32480> as a tough guy he gets purple jello
[15:05:36] * boru chuckles
[15:06:07] <boru> I'm not sure I understand how those work; doesn't the jelly get stuck in the glass?
[15:06:28] <boru> Is there an optimal mix ratio for viscosity?
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[15:23:59] <cmn32480> jello shots are easy.
[15:24:15] <cmn32480> instead of water, use liquor. Freeze for best results
[15:25:55] <cmn32480> and there is always room for J E L L O
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[15:27:18] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 27°C/80°F, 4:27 pm GMT+1, Monday, 17 July 2017
[15:36:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Can We Stop Algorithms From Lying? - http://sylnt.us - swear-on-a-stack-of-K&Rs
[16:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it's hot out there
[16:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[16:24:45] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 86°F, sunny, wind NW at 2 mph, humidity 54% - Monday sunny (69°F:91°F), Tuesday sunny (71°F:94°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (73°F:94°F), Thursday sunny (74°F:96°F)
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[16:26:21] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 16°C/60°F, 9:26 am GMT-7, Monday, 17 July 2017
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[17:12:23] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 26°C/78°F, 6:12 pm GMT+1, Monday, 17 July 2017
[17:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where's the Beef? - http://sylnt.us - you-are-what-you-eat
[17:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck a bunch of finishing weed-eating until like 8:00 tonight. it's hot as hell out there when you're having to swing around ten pounds of weed-eater.
[17:51:46] <cmn32480> how hot is it out there? volcanic?
[18:09:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #w 33713
[18:09:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #smake MrPlow
[18:09:43] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a slice of pizza
[18:09:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33713
[18:09:59] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy with a slight chance of thunderstorms. High 89F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Thunderstorms likely in the morning. Then the chance of scattered thunderstorms in the afternoon. High 87F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[18:44:56] <chromas> 💩enable sedbot
[18:44:56] <upstart> k
[18:46:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Study Lengths of Restroom Queues - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-shitty-business
[20:25:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google, Facebook Pressured to Decrypt Data by New Australian Law - http://sylnt.us - time-to-move-off-the-cloud
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[23:02:28] <chromas> That's 'cause being republican makes it naughtier
[23:04:59] <Ellenor> er, no
[23:47:05] <chromas> Can't argue with that logic, I guess