#Soylent | Logs for 2017-07-05
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[00:08:53] * TheMightyBuzzard got himself a playlist fulla Chris Janson, Hank Jr., and Kid Rock to go with a case o Yuengling
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[01:45:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Putin Signs Law to Remove Pirate Proxies From Search Engines - http://sylnt.us - no-content-for-you!
[01:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Putin
[01:48:40] * MrPlow smakes Putin upside the head with a bucket o' tapioca
[01:48:59] <chromas> He really is colluding with the US I guess
[01:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> he better be if he knows what's good for him. 'Merica.
[01:50:02] <chromas> But he needs to also give us reprieve from ourselves
[01:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that's what beer was for
[01:51:21] <chromas> Beer doesn't fight the MPAA though
[01:51:31] <chromas> Unless you count coors
[01:51:47] <chromas> or any of the diet beers. they're canon ammo
[01:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, can't count coors.
[01:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze has a history of flaunting the law though.
[01:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you seen Fleabag yet?
[01:53:40] <chromas> I have not
[01:53:43] * chromas bings it
[01:53:51] * chromas receives check from ms
[01:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.imdb.com
[01:54:01] <upstart> ^ 03Fleabag (TV Series 2016– ) - IMDb
[01:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> starts off with a chick doing Ferris Bueller 4th wall breaking while getting done up the butt.
[01:54:50] <chromas> I don't think we have bbc3
[01:54:56] <chromas> I guess that's what buttpiracy is for
[01:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> some quality funny from what i watched before i started drinkin n playin tunes
[01:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole ADHD
[04:27:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Space Race: 6 Manned Moon Missions With the Best Chances of Success - http://sylnt.us - shoot-for-the-moon
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[06:54:47] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, United States, 28°C/83°F, 1:54 am GMT-5, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
[06:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Silicon Valley Women Frankly Describe Sexual Harassment - http://sylnt.us - into-the-light
[08:35:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Roman Concrete Explained - http://sylnt.us - hard-as-nails
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[08:46:36] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 28°C/82°F, 3:46 am GMT-5, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
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[10:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:12:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3524
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[10:26:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beijing Arrests 32 Over Transit Elevated Bus Scam - http://sylnt.us - off-the-rails
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[10:54:27] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/54°F, 7:54 am GMT-3, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
[10:56:28] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:56:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3525
[10:56:37] <Bytram> ~gmorning TheMightyBuzzard
[10:56:45] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:56:47] * exec cohesively prepares a speck of power overwhelming for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:56:57] <Bytram> !uid
[10:56:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6634, owned by Solovokaa
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[11:12:43] <Bytram> #submit http://www.alphagalileo.org
[11:12:44] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[11:13:55] <Bytram> There IS a title on that page, but it just does not appear on a single line:
[11:13:57] <Bytram> <title>
[11:13:59] <Bytram> Frequent sexual activity can boost brain power in older adults, according to new study
[11:14:01] <Bytram> </title>
[11:14:09] <Bytram> ^^^ TheMightyBuzzard
[11:15:21] <Bytram> https://mobile.twitter.com
[11:15:34] <Bytram> https://twitter.com
[11:15:35] <upstart> ^ 03Elon Musk on Twitter: "@SpaceX We're going to spend the 4th doing a full review of rocket & pad systems. Launch no earlier than 5th/6th. Only one chance to get it right …"
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[11:21:15] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 27°C/81°F, 6:21 am GMT-5, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
[11:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:24:52] * exec scientifically generates a small script that substitutes a ciri of stack overflows for Bytram
[11:25:15] * Bytram is seriously undermotivated this AM
[11:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. i ain't fixin it right now.
[11:26:22] <Bytram> huh? Fixin what? My undermotivation?
[11:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, feelin them beers i drank last night a bit. not workin on a damn thing.
[11:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> the title regex
[11:26:38] <Bytram> oh, THAT! np
[11:27:15] <Bytram> just needling ya a bit, and providing test data that may explain other times it could not find a title.
[11:27:32] <Bytram> hope ya feel bettah soon... btw, how was the fooshin yesterday?
[11:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> most the time it's legit and they didn't have a title
[11:27:46] <Bytram> catch anything? (Besides maybe a sunburn?) =)
[11:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a few in where i could see em but they escaped
[11:28:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i didn't get rip roarin drunk. just feel like i need an extra cup of coffee this mornin.
[11:29:08] <Bytram> gotcha
[11:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't really enjoy gettin proper drunk much anymore. i don't bounce back like i used to in my 20s.
[11:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a bit older and one or two beers makes the difference between needing an extra cup of coffee and feelin like complete shit all day.
[11:31:53] <Bytram> yep, that's the truth! Don't miss those days at all.
[11:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> wisdom is a comb life slowly gives you as your hair falls out
[11:33:35] * Bytram quickly adds hair tonic to his beard
[11:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft is Cutting 'Thousands' of Jobs in Global Reorganization - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-in-your-future-endeavors
[12:00:10] <Bytram> is time for me to get ready for work. Hope you all have an excellent day!
[12:27:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:27:43] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:30:30] <cmn32480> anybody else been getting tossed off IRC this morning or is it just me?
[12:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> just you i think
[12:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you using the bouncer?
[12:31:02] <cmn32480> yes
[12:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, just you then
[12:31:17] <cmn32480> ok
[12:31:25] * cmn32480 shuts down and goes home for a nap
[12:31:32] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[12:31:34] * exec overratedly derives a shaken bottle of charmin extra-soft from the
[12:31:34] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:31:36] * exec clumsily hurls an exabyte of systemd units at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:31:53] * exec skeptically twerks an undersized chest of shekels for cmn32480
[12:32:02] <cmn32480> I win
[12:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.tandfonline.com
[12:38:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:38:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:40:11] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://news.softpedia.com
[12:46:59] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:47:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:26:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ukrainian Software Firm Suspected of Spreading Global Virus, Servers Seized - http://sylnt.us - just-a-victim-himself
[13:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[13:53:54] <upstart> ^ 03Journal of The Mighty Buzzard (18)
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[14:19:52] <choice> #submit http://www.aljazeera.com
[14:19:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:20:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[15:08:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TUXEDO Computers to Develop Own Ubuntu-Based Linux Distro Using Xfce Desktop - http://sylnt.us - now-if-it-came-with-Tails
[16:46:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US State Budget Crises Lead to Shutdowns of Offices, Parks, Schools - http://sylnt.us - government-by^Wof-the-people
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[17:42:12] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 18°C/64°F, 10:42 am GMT-7, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
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[17:42:28] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 18°C/64°F, 10:42 am GMT-7, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
[18:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com In before someone claims <i>more</i> gun control is the answer to the violence created by disarming law-abiding citizens.
[18:14:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:14:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[18:16:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:16:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[18:17:41] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:18:06] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[18:38:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba's 3D QLC NAND Could Reach 1000 P/E Cycles - http://sylnt.us - profit-earnings-ratio
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[19:27:16] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, United States, 32°C/90°F, 2:27 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 5 July 2017
[20:16:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Congressional Panel Puts Plans for a US Space Corps in 2018 Defense Budget - http://sylnt.us - do-you-want-to-know-more?
[21:01:12] <FatPhil> "In this paper we demonstrate a complete break of RSA-1024 as implemented in Libgcrypt."
[21:59:30] <takyon> 8 1 9 2
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[22:43:20] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[22:43:20] <upstart> ^ 03U.S. Vows Tougher Action on North Korea After Missile Test - The New York Times
[22:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor Browser 7.0.2 is Released - http://sylnt.us - pray-the-NSA-away
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[22:56:51] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/65°F, 7:56 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 5 July 2017