#Soylent | Logs for 2017-07-04
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[00:05:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TLS Security: Past, Present and Future - http://sylnt.us - reflections
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[00:37:15] <Bytram> Launch aborted at T-10s
[00:52:29] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:52:30] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceX Scrubs Sunday Launch Attempt, Will Likely Try Again Tuesday at 00:35 UTC [Updates: 2] - SoylentNews
[00:52:43] <Bytram> ^^^ SpaceX Scrubbed Sunday Launch Attempt; Today's Retry Scrubbed, Too [Updates: 3]
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[00:58:41] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 12°C/53°F, 3:58 am GMT+3, Tuesday, 4 July 2017
[00:59:38] FatPhil is now known as SoyGuest8788
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[01:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Scrubbed Sunday Launch Attempt; Today's Retry Scrubbed, Too [Updates: 3] - http://sylnt.us - well,-it-IS-rocket-science
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[01:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brewing Beer With Linux, Python and a Raspberry Pi - http://sylnt.us - DIY-FTW
[03:46:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Self-Teaching Neural Networks Help Find Mysterious Stars Tearing Through the Milky Way - http://sylnt.us - but-can-it-compose-a-sonnet?
[05:17:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Media Blackout of Seymour Hersh's Exposé on US Missile Strike Against Syria - http://sylnt.us - news?-what-news?
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[06:46:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juno to Image Jupiter's Great Red Spot on July 10th - http://sylnt.us - say-cheese-jove
[07:37:38] <SoyGuest8788> ~weather
[07:37:39] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:37:59] <SoyGuest8788> ~weather Tallinn
[07:38:00] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 63°F / 17°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 68% - Tuesday partly cloudy (52°F:63°F / 11°C:17°C), Wednesday showers (50°F:59°F / 10°C:15°C), Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C), Friday mostly sunny (50°F:63°F / 10°C:17°C)
[08:05:16] <SoyGuest8788> strange, looks like black skies and sounds like thunder and torrential rain to me.
[08:07:12] <boru> Is that you, fatphil?
[08:07:23] <SoyGuest8788> yarp
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[08:07:40] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 18°C/64°F, 11:07 am GMT+3, Tuesday, 4 July 2017
[08:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kaspersky Willing to Hand Source Code Over to U.S. Government - http://sylnt.us - here-nsa-take-my-source-code
[10:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:05:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3522
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[10:35:02] <Ellenor> To all affected IRC network administrations from the umbrellix adminship: I'm sure you agree with me that Marco's madness is something of a bizarre packet attack fever dream.
[10:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://thenextweb.com Here's a hint: if one third of your kids think a certain way, it's a personality trait not a mental illness.
[10:40:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:40:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:46:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Finance Sites Erroneously Show Amazon, Apple, Other Stocks Crashing - http://sylnt.us - 1-2-3-4-can-I-have-a-little-more?
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[10:49:51] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 10°C/50°F, 7:49 am GMT-3, Tuesday, 4 July 2017
[11:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:03:52] * exec historically waves a stash of sweet onions at Bytram
[11:04:37] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:04:38] * exec diarrhetically allocates an undersized chest of pinballs for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:05:45] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3523
[11:05:50] <Bytram> !uid
[11:05:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6634, owned by Solovokaa
[11:05:58] <Bytram> ahh, a new one!
[11:06:26] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[11:06:28] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 59°F, light rain showers, wind SW at 5 mph, humidity 91% - Tuesday rain (48°F:74°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (54°F:78°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:80°F), Friday scattered showers (62°F:78°F)
[11:06:35] <Bytram> ~weather PWM
[11:06:37] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:06:42] <Bytram> was worth a try
[11:06:48] <Bytram> ~weather Portland, me
[11:06:50] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 65°F, sunny, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 69% - Tuesday mostly sunny (57°F:76°F), Wednesday sunny (58°F:77°F), Thursday mostly sunny (61°F:72°F), Friday showers (64°F:72°F)
[11:06:58] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:06:59] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 71°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 61% - Tuesday partly cloudy (64°F:82°F), Wednesday sunny (62°F:77°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (66°F:82°F), Friday scattered showers (70°F:79°F)
[11:07:01] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:07:03] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 80°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 63% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:89°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (73°F:84°F), Thursday scattered showers (74°F:84°F), Friday thunderstorm (75°F:88°F)
[11:07:05] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:07:07] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 82°F, mostly sunny, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 80% - Tuesday partly cloudy (81°F:88°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (80°F:89°F), Thursday isolated thunderstorms (79°F:88°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:87°F)
[11:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:08:36] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 89F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Thunderstorms. High around 85F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[11:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[11:08:47] <Bytram> fooshin?
[11:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishin this mornin soon as i get done coffeeing
[11:08:59] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:09:19] <Bytram> hey. quicky question while I got yas here... wrt mysql and doing a query from the cmd line
[11:09:30] <Bytram> describe users;
[11:10:00] <Bytram> ^^^ when I do that from *within* a mysql session, I get the results in nice, ascii-fied boxes
[11:10:15] <Bytram> when I do mysql -e 'describe users;'
[11:10:30] <Bytram> it comes out with just plain ascii text, no boxes.
[11:10:51] <Bytram> any idea how I can get the same resultss from the command line that I do when I am within a mysql session?
[11:10:59] <Bytram> e.g.:
[11:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[11:11:06] <Bytram> bugger
[11:11:18] <Bytram> there's gotta be a way...
[11:11:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[11:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well possibly anyway
[11:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> but you generally want a lack of boxes
[11:12:11] <Bytram> I can't be the first who would want to do that, and it is enough of an itch, I'm sure there IS a way.
[11:12:26] <Bytram> boxes demark each field's value
[11:12:34] <Bytram> i.e. can have spaces in the results
[11:12:48] <Bytram> o/w I need to write me a much more complicated parser to extract results.
[11:13:48] <Bytram> alternatively, do you know a way for mysql to tell me ... hmmm, all the "configuration" / display settings that I have in effect for a given session?
[11:13:58] <Bytram> maybe "show all" ??
[11:14:07] * Bytram is off to do some sperimenting
[11:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> um, it works all tabley for me on bery
[11:15:16] <Bytram> sudo ... and then: mysql soylentnews -e "describe users;" -- that works for you?
[11:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> said on bery
[11:17:06] <Bytram> if you hadn't figured out already, I'm trying to essentially extract the schema for SN
[11:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, it works fine for me on fluorine
[11:18:37] <Bytram> huh?!!? It ws NOT working for me a couple/few days ago! Seems to work now!
[11:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> try `mysqldump -d soylentnews >dbstruct.sql`
[11:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> will dump the entire db structure but none of the data
[11:20:30] <Bytram> does the output contain all the stuff I see in 'describe tablename;' ??
[11:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it contains the sql statements necessary to recreate the entire db
[11:21:48] <Bytram> ahhh, roger. could prolly be made to work for me.
[11:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hafta be done as root though i believe cause it requires privs the prod_writer user don't have
[11:23:05] <Bytram> looks like mysqldump is not installed. :/
[11:23:07] <Bytram> slash@fluorine:~$ mysqldump -d soylentnews > dbstruct.20170401a.sql
[11:23:07] <Bytram> The program 'mysqldump' can be found in the following packages:
[11:23:07] <Bytram> * mysql-client-5.5
[11:23:07] <Bytram> * mariadb-client-5.5
[11:23:07] <Bytram> * mysql-client-5.6
[11:23:08] <Bytram> * percona-xtradb-cluster-client-5.5
[11:23:10] <Bytram> Ask your administrator to install one of them
[11:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bad path for user slash
[11:23:17] <Bytram> mysql --version
[11:23:24] <Bytram> wrong window. sry
[11:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> add /opt/mysql/bin to $PATH for slash in .bashrc if you would then `. ~/.bashrc`
[11:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i can and you'll need to log back in
[11:25:04] <Bytram> if you would please be so kind? I don't trust myself to not bollux up something on prod.
[11:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, just . ~/.bashrc
[11:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you still need to do it as mysql user "root" though instead of "prod_writer"
[11:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> here, i'll make one for yas
[11:28:47] <Bytram> gtg (laundry).... biab
[11:28:57] <Bytram> very much obliged
[11:31:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, s'in yer home dir named 4bytram.sql
[11:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> on fluorine unfortunately. forgot to move it to boron.
[11:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, now is in your home dir on boron. slap it in public_html if you wanna get it web style
[11:43:40] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ many thanks!
[11:43:40] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 303
[11:43:53] <Bytram> nice palindromic number there
[11:44:29] <Bytram> should be able to take it from there.
[11:45:40] <Bytram> I've got a couple things I need to take care of and then get ready for work.
[11:45:50] <Bytram> hope you all have a great 4th of july!
[11:47:01] <Bytram> ugh, story queue is empty. :/
[11:53:24] <boru> Oh, it is the 4th. Have a pleasant Independence Day, American brethren.
[12:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> 101 more and i'm Buzzard Not Found
[12:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, muchos grassy ass
[12:01:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a happy Tuesday to you
[12:04:18] <boru> Ugh, it is Tuesday. Feh.
[12:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Tuesday may not be Friday but it also isn't Monday
[12:07:07] <boru> Indeed. I just need a holiday.
[12:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, want i should play editor? *evil grin*
[12:28:04] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to the lake
[12:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooshin++
[12:28:10] <Bender> karma - fooshin: 1
[13:15:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exploding the Myths of Ada Lovelace's Mathematics - http://sylnt.us - it-all-adds-up
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[15:45:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Workers Killed in Molten Slag Spill at Tampa, Florida Power Plant - http://sylnt.us - ever-decreasing-state-of-workplace-safety
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[18:15:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Lifts Laptop Restriction for Flights from Abu Dhabi - http://sylnt.us - how-much-did-it-cost?
[18:29:39] <FatPhil> 4th July - that's the day the Higgs Boson was confirmed, wasn't it?
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[20:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Suisse Transfers IT Employees to Indian Company - http://sylnt.us - take-it-or-leave-it
[21:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[21:05:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:05:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's All in the Family time, bitches
[21:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> `Merica
[22:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.rt.com
[22:01:11] <upstart> ^ 03Hamburg police deploy water cannons against G20 protesters (VIDEO) — RT News
[22:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> bring out water cannons in TN today and the crowd would just get larger and drunker
[22:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and probably take the water cannons away from you
[22:02:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's they could shoot their buddies in the face
[22:11:50] <chromas> Sounds like a party
[22:11:58] <chromas> Time to riot
[22:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't be a riot in TN. lotta folks here play in the water hose in the summer for fun.
[22:43:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Trying to build an IRC bot in Perl using https://metacpan.org
[22:43:42] <upstart> ^ 03Net::Async::IRC - use IRC with IO::Async - metacpan.org
[22:44:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> but following the example, I get a compilation error: Can't use global @_ in "my" at ./bot.pl line 10, near "= @_"
[22:44:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Any ideas why I can't do that or what I should do instead?
[22:44:38] <chromas> Switch to perl 6
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[22:51:51] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/60°F, 7:51 pm GMT-3, Tuesday, 4 July 2017
[22:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, what's the whole line?
[22:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause we do that all the time with use strict on even
[22:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> my @clone = @_; should do what you expect
[22:56:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> my ( $self, $message, $hints ) = @_;
[22:56:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with that
[22:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're using it in the main body of the script
[22:57:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh...I found it and it was stupid
[22:57:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> There was a line where I'd typed Async:IRC instead of Async::IRC.
[22:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i lurve ones like that. and missing }s
[22:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait though, you're already using @_ at line ten? outside a sub?
[23:00:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> nope, that's the only spot that @_ appears (so far)
[23:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> @_ is "all the crap that was passed into this sub as arguments, one per index"
[23:01:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't make sense to use it outside a sub
[23:01:45] <chromas> How dare you assume its scope!
[23:02:02] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes chromas with a microscope
[23:02:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break, back directly
[23:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:12:12] <upstart> ^ 03Clancy Brothers - Beer, beer, beer - YouTube
[23:16:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - North Korea Claims Successful Test of InterContinental Ballistic Missile - http://sylnt.us - so-they-say
[23:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> !bier TheMightyBuzzard
[23:58:01] * Bender reikt een flesje dommelsch aan voor TheMightyBuzzard
[23:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> why thank ya, Bender. i needed another.