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[01:09:34] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 13°C/55°F, 10:09 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 14 June 2017
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[02:05:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Tiny New Moons Found Around Jupiter - http://sylnt.us
[03:47:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Hires Key Chip Designer Manu Gulati From Apple - http://sylnt.us - where-is-that-non-compete
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[05:02:09] <jasassin> #fite
[05:02:09] <MrPlow> Fite someone in #fite. #fite <nick>
[05:02:15] <jasassin> #fitehelp
[05:02:19] <jasassin> #fite help
[05:02:19] <MrPlow> #fite restricted to the channel #fite
[05:04:47] <jasassin> wtf is the website for the #fite stats?
[05:05:00] <jasassin> damn, its not on google and i always lose my bookmarks all the time
[05:06:35] <jasassin> #fightctl status
[05:09:38] <jasassin> #fitectl status
[05:09:38] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin level: 569, hp: 370, weapon: 'IBM Model-M Keyboard', armor: 'Duct Tape and Laser Discs'
[05:18:08] <jasassin> ouch
[05:18:12] <jasassin> fu chromas
[05:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China to Send Potato Farming Test Probe to the Moon - http://sylnt.us - lunar-tater-tots
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[06:19:04] <jasassin> IP: (yahoo.com) Hostname: Country: United States Region: California City: Sunnyvale Zip Code: 94089 Latitude: 37.4249 Longitude: -122.0074 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[06:19:04] <jasassin> !ip yahoo.com
[06:20:21] <jasassin> who even used yaho anyway besides nigerian scammers
[06:20:48] <jasassin> and they paid 4.some billion dollars for that? holy shit
[06:21:09] <jasassin> its like paying to get the zica virus for your baby
[06:21:12] <jasassin> im confused
[06:22:07] <jasassin> yahoo is 4.5 billion dollars awsome?
[06:22:10] <jasassin> ummmm no
[06:22:58] <jasassin> i realize im on an irc channel... but stil... people still use yahoo?
[06:23:12] * jasassin wanders off mumbling about yahoo
[07:05:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nokia Shows Worlds Fastest Routers - http://sylnt.us - not-for-your-home-office
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[07:17:46] <jasassin> oh yeah baby sweet sweet love all over
[07:59:00] <SirFinkus> my dad still uses yahoo
[07:59:08] <SirFinkus> big in Japan too
[07:59:15] <jasassin> huh
[07:59:26] <jasassin> is your dad turning japanese? i really think so
[07:59:30] <SirFinkus> naw
[08:00:01] <jasassin> he probably killed a few japs in ww2 who knows
[08:00:09] <SirFinkus> but Japanese websites are kind of weird, they're like 10 years behind
[08:00:11] <SirFinkus> it's great
[08:00:12] <SirFinkus> https://www.yahoo.co.jp
[08:00:14] <upstart> ^ 03Yahoo! JAPAN
[08:00:32] <jasassin> japanese websites are like the geocities of the net
[08:01:11] <jasassin> kinda sad to say, but thats not a bad thing
[08:01:16] <jasassin> javascript sucks my balls
[08:01:17] <jasassin> all day
[08:01:18] <jasassin> all night
[08:01:25] * jasassin teabags javascript
[08:02:06] <jasassin> if you have to resort to javascript to make your site functional FUCK YOU
[08:02:35] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's great
[08:02:40] <jasassin> you know
[08:02:46] <jasassin> i'd rather have a fucking ftp link
[08:02:47] <jasassin> jesus
[08:02:54] <jasassin> this javascript is just out of hand
[08:03:03] <SirFinkus> only problem is they often use images instead of text
[08:03:10] <jasassin> i tought html5 might help mitigate this fuckfest
[08:03:22] <jasassin> noooooooooooo
[08:03:27] <jasassin> just more bullshit
[08:03:44] <jasassin> sorry if im in a fowl mood
[08:03:53] <jasassin> just thinking about this bullshit they are doing with this bullshit
[08:03:55] <jasassin> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[08:04:30] <jasassin> its 2017 and you cant find a standard video format that is just open and kicks ass fuck what?
[08:04:37] <SirFinkus> a lot of them don't have desktops, so most sites are designed for mobile
[08:04:39] <jasassin> this is what we need
[08:04:49] <SirFinkus> or designed to be used very well on mobile
[08:04:56] <jasassin> a fucking codec for video and audio does different ress all open fuck thats what we need
[08:05:00] <jasassin> and it can't suck ass on cpu
[08:05:45] <jasassin> like google just did to chrome, can't even play a fucking low def video on netflix the fucking thing drops frames faster than chuck norris drops charlie
[08:06:06] <jasassin> what the hell did they do to chrome?
[08:06:23] <jasassin> now im using shitty firefox just to watch netflix
[08:06:27] <jasassin> chrome is fucked
[08:06:43] <SirFinkus> my current pet peeve is voip apps that mute shit
[08:06:57] <jasassin> i never had a problem with voip
[08:06:59] <jasassin> it just works
[08:07:24] <SirFinkus> some apps try to be clever and mute/silence other audio on the computer
[08:07:35] <jasassin> hah whatever
[08:07:38] <SirFinkus> which is almost never what I want
[08:07:52] <jasassin> yeah and combine that with the fuckign systemd
[08:07:58] <jasassin> or wait
[08:08:01] <jasassin> you know what i mean
[08:08:03] <SirFinkus> and when it is what I want, I can just turn shit down using the mixer
[08:08:07] <jasassin> pulse
[08:08:17] <jasassin> i dont make fun of pulse
[08:08:20] <jasassin> i love pulse
[08:08:24] <jasassin> it actually fucking rules
[08:08:45] <jasassin> i can have as many songs play at once as i want
[08:08:46] <jasassin> :)
[08:09:06] <SirFinkus> I still think the guy who shot up the nightclub wasn't an islamic fundamentalist, but a unix one
[08:09:22] <SirFinkus> he just got confused
[08:09:24] <jasassin> hahahaha
[08:09:30] <jasassin> he read the manpage upside down
[08:09:49] <jasassin> too early?
[08:09:56] <SirFinkus> systemd probably isn't a great name for a nightclub, if you're thinking of getting into the business
[08:10:20] <jasassin> yeah
[08:10:40] <jasassin> if you open a nightclub with the name systemd, you're pretty much asking for some acid thrown in your face
[08:11:20] <jasassin> i dont have a problem with systemd
[08:11:24] <jasassin> i actually like it
[08:11:27] <jasassin> its easier
[08:12:06] <jasassin> and people complaining about ifconfig
[08:12:08] <jasassin> i did
[08:12:11] <jasassin> then i learned about ip
[08:12:15] <jasassin> now i dont comlain
[08:12:18] <jasassin> its way better
[08:12:53] <jasassin> do this: ip address list
[08:12:56] <SirFinkus> not an expert
[08:13:04] <SirFinkus> but I always liked the bsd init system
[08:13:08] <jasassin> in a shell
[08:13:16] <jasassin> its the basic setup command
[08:13:29] <jasassin> it shows all the ip addresses for all your network interfaces
[08:13:32] <jasassin> do this: ip address list
[08:13:58] <jasassin> and the ip command has lots of different things besides address
[08:14:17] <jasassin> ip link list
[08:14:45] <jasassin> i even used the ip command to set my mtu to 9000
[08:15:08] <jasassin> now i get massive copy rates over the network
[08:15:13] <jasassin> like 89MB/sex
[08:16:34] <SirFinkus> my large network IO tasks aren't particularly time critical, so I haven't tweaked anything much
[08:16:46] <jasassin> just backups and shit?
[08:16:55] <SirFinkus> yeah
[08:17:04] <jasassin> i should backup my stuff
[08:17:06] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[08:17:13] <jasassin> i need an external hardrive
[08:17:19] <jasassin> but they ar so espensive
[08:17:23] <SirFinkus> it's all homegamer stuff
[08:17:38] <jasassin> i know i got about 300 wii games i dont want to lose
[08:17:44] <jasassin> that i'll never play
[08:17:45] <jasassin> bah
[08:18:11] <jasassin> i tried playing that super smash bros
[08:18:15] <jasassin> what a peice of shit
[08:18:22] <jasassin> i dont see why people like it so much
[08:18:25] <jasassin> i like tetris
[08:18:32] <jasassin> and aerofighteres
[08:18:35] <jasassin> and the old games
[08:18:43] <jasassin> mostly tetris and chess
[08:18:54] <jasassin> i dont play people online in chess
[08:19:06] <jasassin> they always use their computer with a crafty mod and cheat me
[08:19:09] <SirFinkus> ssb is fun as long as nobody really knows how to play it
[08:19:12] <SirFinkus> for parties and shit
[08:19:18] <jasassin> wtf is ssb?
[08:19:25] <jasassin> oh super smash b
[08:19:25] <SirFinkus> super smash brothers
[08:19:26] <jasassin> ok
[08:19:37] <SirFinkus> but now at least one asshole will know how to play it well
[08:19:37] <jasassin> i dont know how to play it
[08:19:46] <SirFinkus> and will be way too into it
[08:19:49] <jasassin> i just hit some buttons
[08:20:01] <jasassin> sometimes my guy does something kewl
[08:20:11] <jasassin> mostly just falls into the pit
[08:20:19] <SirFinkus> honestly, I find shittier games are more fun to play with people in meatspace
[08:20:32] <jasassin> well i tell ya
[08:20:45] <jasassin> i got 2 controollers
[08:20:47] <jasassin> if i had 2 more
[08:21:01] <jasassin> that would be four of the stupid fuckers playing ssb of all time
[08:21:22] <jasassin> just a buncha nintendo doods flying into pits
[08:21:30] <SirFinkus> mario kart is better I think
[08:21:38] <SirFinkus> but we usually do pc shit
[08:21:48] <jasassin> mario cart is fun
[08:21:50] <SirFinkus> and end up on jakin bacon source or the specialists or something
[08:21:52] <jasassin> like the one on snes
[08:21:54] <jasassin> that is the shit
[08:21:56] <jasassin> but
[08:22:00] <jasassin> there is questions
[08:22:06] <SirFinkus> just utter garbage, but fun as fuck to play
[08:22:11] <jasassin> like what is the deal with that big jump on that ghost ramp?
[08:22:16] <jasassin> is there a way to go over it
[08:22:25] <jasassin> now i wanna youtube some mario kart videos
[08:22:31] <jasassin> get to thte bottom of this shit
[08:22:35] <SirFinkus> I don't even know the maps lol
[08:22:48] <jasassin> i know theres a ghost one
[08:22:50] <SirFinkus> it doesn't really matter though, it's fun as long as people can mostly stay on the track
[08:22:53] <SirFinkus> which is mostly the point
[08:22:59] <jasassin> and this ramp that looks like why is it there?
[08:23:02] <jasassin> there must be a reason
[08:24:11] <jasassin> did you know you can buy a set of keys that will open up all the arcade games?
[08:24:34] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's called a bic pen
[08:24:50] <jasassin> never done that before
[08:25:05] <SirFinkus> you should see the shit you can do with elevators
[08:25:11] <jasassin> are you sure you're not thinking about nta luggage
[08:25:37] <jasassin> or nwa nsa whatever those assholes at the airport
[08:25:44] <jasassin> pic penning peeoples luggage
[08:25:44] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:25:45] <upstart> ^ 03DEF CON 22 - Deviant Ollam & Howard Payne - Elevator Hacking - From the Pit to the Penthouse - YouTube
[08:25:45] <jasassin> wtf
[08:25:55] <SirFinkus> fuck, I'm watching this again
[08:26:12] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, locks don't matter on luggage if you have a zipper
[08:26:18] <SirFinkus> you're fucked if you have a zipper
[08:26:23] <jasassin> i know
[08:27:37] <jasassin> omfg 239MB
[08:27:44] <jasassin> this is gonna take me like a minute or two
[08:27:51] <SirFinkus> the vid?
[08:27:54] <jasassin> yeah
[08:27:55] <SirFinkus> it's worth it
[08:27:59] <jasassin> youtuble-dl
[08:28:06] <jasassin> i dont have javascript enabled for that horseshit
[08:28:19] <SirFinkus> youtube-dl is fucking awesome
[08:28:21] <jasassin> i hate javascript
[08:29:50] <jasassin> jajajjajaja
[08:29:53] <jasassin> so funny
[08:29:59] <jasassin> he's got the psy video playing
[08:30:03] <jasassin> NICE
[08:31:29] <SirFinkus> I've watched this like 4 times
[08:34:47] <jasassin> heh
[08:34:52] <jasassin> these guys are on some good shit
[08:34:54] <jasassin> i can tell
[08:35:00] <jasassin> ok gonna continue watching
[08:35:13] <SirFinkus> one of the guys does a door talk too
[08:35:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret Service Relaxes Reefer Rules - http://sylnt.us - special-agent-thomas-blunt
[08:45:09] <jasassin> hhahahahahhahahhaha
[08:45:12] <jasassin> HOLY SHIT
[08:45:32] <jasassin> i sat there in the elevator until everyoneone went home and let babakin in
[08:45:34] <jasassin> hahahhahaha
[08:45:38] <jasassin> we rocked the datacenter
[08:47:05] <SirFinkus> yeah, elevators aren't security
[08:47:41] <jasassin> dood
[08:47:44] <jasassin> im not done with it yet
[08:47:47] <jasassin> but holy shit
[08:48:04] <jasassin> its like a spy programming being uploaded to my brain via the matrix
[08:48:17] <SirFinkus> if you can pick a lock, you're fucking IN
[08:48:27] <jasassin> not that far
[08:49:04] <jasassin> i tried picking the lock on my door
[08:49:24] <jasassin> but my brother almost punched me out because i almost broke the rake pick in the keyhole
[08:49:45] <jasassin> im not a very good lock picker
[08:50:03] <jasassin> i can't even pick the lock to my own house
[08:51:54] <SirFinkus> a piece of paper can work sometimes too
[08:52:04] <jasassin> hah
[08:52:11] <jasassin> i broke into a house with a butter knife
[08:52:14] <jasassin> when i was a kid
[08:52:30] <jasassin> i wanted some porno mags
[08:52:36] <jasassin> i searched for porno mags
[08:52:41] <jasassin> i didnt find any porno mags
[08:52:50] <jasassin> what a fruitless intrusion
[08:53:10] <SirFinkus> just buy the keys
[08:53:45] <jasassin> meh
[08:53:50] <jasassin> just shoplift a prono mag
[08:54:59] <jasassin> imagine being the kid who gets busted shoplifting a juggs magazine
[08:55:53] <jasassin> im going to play a game where gamma has no meaning
[09:09:59] <FatPhil> Oh my, the only other online community I'm part of is really going through a "fuck beta" movement right now...
[09:16:02] <jasassin> wtf?
[09:16:04] <jasassin> now what?
[09:18:02] <jasassin> man fuck all that bullshit
[09:18:34] <jasassin> i wanna know what google did to chrome! it can't play even low def videos without dropping frames like they are going out ot style
[09:18:36] <jasassin> wtf
[09:19:17] <jasassin> fuck chrome
[09:19:22] <jasassin> if thats what they wanna do
[09:19:23] <jasassin> fuck it
[09:19:29] <jasassin> can't even play a fucking netflix video
[09:19:31] <jasassin> stupid assholes
[10:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox 54 Improves Multi-Process Architecture - http://sylnt.us - will-the-bloat-be-taken-out
[11:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> vidya++ #back later
[11:54:09] <Bender> karma - vidya: 6
[11:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juno Jupiter Mission - Flyby "Movie" - http://sylnt.us - Juno-the-way-to-San-Jose?
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[12:44:37] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[12:44:38] <upstart> ^ 03BA passengers caught in crossfire of Heathrow baggage meltdown • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:54:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> ^ that's why I always pack at least one change of clothes in my carry-on when traveling by air.
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[13:12:03] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 15°C/59°F, 10:12 am GMT-3, Thursday, 15 June 2017
[13:14:23] <FatPhil> When working for a company with head offices in Toulouse, every business flight went via Paris CdG. Every single time, hold luggage got lost. Everyone flew with spare socks and pants.
[13:17:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Epic Battle" Over the Details of China's Next Large Telescope - http://sylnt.us - will-it-be-made-in-Japan
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[14:27:02] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.flickr.com
[14:27:02] <upstart> ^ 03Flickr: Page Not Found
[14:27:27] <Bytram> oh yeah? I'm looking at the page right now. :/
[14:32:13] <FatPhil> By Jove!
[14:33:30] <FatPhil> Holy jeebus, that's a haunting fly-by - I felt I was going to crash!
[14:44:38] <Bytram> I found it impressive, too! That's why I did a bit more digging to provide background on it. Would appreciate your posting a comment on the story... seems we don't see much discussion on astronomy stuff and gives the impression that the community is not interested in it.
[14:56:41] <boru> Lame.
[14:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft AI Achieves Perfect Ms. Pac-Man Score - http://sylnt.us - wocka-wocka-wocka-wocka
[14:57:06] <FatPhil> which story is it? I've not really had much chance to read SN these last couple of days
[14:57:54] <boru> Point taken, though.
[15:13:27] <Bytram> FatPhil: boru: this link: https://soylentnews.org
[15:13:29] <upstart> ^ 03Juno Jupiter Mission - Flyby "Movie" - SoylentNews
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[15:29:36] <Bytram> have a flakey connection today... gonna take a break. back laters.
[16:09:44] <FatPhil> Man, with the 2001 music, it's awesome! I was initially watching the jove 05 with no sound
[16:37:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More "Cracked" Ultra HD Blu-ray Releases Appear Online - http://sylnt.us - ultra-extra-full-hd-plus
[18:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Germany Considering Fingerprinting Children and Spying on Personal Comm - http://sylnt.us - terrorists-win
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[19:57:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kodi Add-on Library "TVAddons" Disappears After Lawsuit - http://sylnt.us - a-shot-across-the-bow
[20:20:41] <FatPhil> Blow up your TV: https://www.youtube.com
[20:20:42] <upstart> ^ 03The lightning struck in the TV! Cool! We caught a lightning by a kite. - YouTube
[21:15:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nokia Shows World's Fastest Routers - http://sylnt.us - not-for-your-home-office
[21:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PC, Ethernet, and Tablet Computer Pioneer Chuck Thacker Passes - http://sylnt.us - titanic
[23:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside Walt Mossberg's Gadget Museum - http://sylnt.us - obsolescence-was-never-so-fun