#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-25
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[00:46:08] <Bytram> chromas: Absolutely *brilliant* proposed dept line for that story! For 5 bonus points, what was the name of the doctor that he played on TV?
[00:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Close-Up of Enceladus's North Polar Region - http://sylnt.us - it's-cold
[00:52:35] <Bytram> !uid
[00:52:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6607, owned by jonlandrum
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[01:37:53] <Deucalion> ~weather
[01:37:55] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind SE at 2 mph, humidity 80% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (57°F:76°F / 14°C:24°C), Thursday sunny (56°F:78°F / 13°C:26°C), Friday sunny (62°F:79°F / 17°C:26°C), Saturday partly cloudy (57°F:80°F / 14°C:27°C)
[01:39:10] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[01:39:12] <upstart> ^ 03Fat-thumbed dev slashes Samba security • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[01:39:23] <Bytram> https://fivethirtyeight.com
[01:39:24] <upstart> ^ 03Science Isn’t Broken | FiveThirtyEight
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[02:25:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Switching to Off-Peak Delivery Times Reduces City Congestion - http://sylnt.us - obvious
[02:30:54] <jasassin> what would jordey and data do without their trusty multi-phase-pulse-emmiters?
[02:31:30] <jasassin> they would have to use one of those old inter-phasic pulse emitters and that just wouldn't be kewl
[02:31:55] <jasassin> there's no way they could recalibrate the modulation effiectiently
[02:34:42] <jasassin> i bet data and jordy could get linux running on the PS4
[02:36:30] <Bytram> Did you mean Giordi?
[02:36:50] <jasassin> whatever
[02:37:21] <jasassin> you get the gist of it
[02:37:59] <jasassin> if takyon presses his index and middle finger against his corrotid artery... what does he feel?
[02:39:29] <jasassin> a: a takyon pulse
[02:41:35] <jasassin> when using a tri-corder to disable a shield, never forget the modulation frequency is in the upper harmonic range
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[03:14:50] <chromas> Bytram: I dunno. Dr Poppinfresh?
[03:15:27] * chromas loses five points
[03:17:37] * chromas sees it was Dr Webber and it was the same tv show
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[04:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Space Aggressors" Train US Forces for Extraterrestrial Conflict - http://sylnt.us - start-wars
[05:49:08] soylentp- is now known as poutine
[05:49:27] <poutine> The IBS will continue perpetually. That is all
[05:56:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kill Google AMP Before It Kills the Web - http://sylnt.us - the-more-you-tighten-your-grip...
[07:36:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SCOTUS: NC's Gerrymandered Districts are Unconstitutional - http://sylnt.us - careful-plotting
[09:05:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple, Verizon Join Forces to Lobby Against New York's 'Right to Repair' Law - http://sylnt.us - you-don't-actually-own-anything
[09:18:22] <jasassin> i hope this youtube-dl can pull the new episodes of star trek continues from their site... i really wish they had a torrent link for the 1080p. the fucking vimeo bullshit web interface is NOT giving me 1080
[09:21:11] <jasassin> you'd think in the year 2017 these dickheads could play video through chrome at 1080. so sad.
[09:24:46] <jasassin> or at least make a torrent link
[09:39:05] <jasassin> the redheads tits from star trek continues randomly puts eyes out and knocks over small table lamps
[09:41:14] <chromas> just as god intended
[09:41:44] * jasassin wish's he could suckle upon them like a starving infant
[09:42:39] <jasassin> go to startrekcontinues.com stream the episode from last... man when she sits down in that shuttle craft
[09:42:41] <jasassin> damn
[09:47:00] <jasassin> that bitches titties force the motion compensators offline
[09:51:59] <jasassin> my bad
[09:52:03] <jasassin> i meant inertial dampeners
[09:52:09] <jasassin> you get the gist of it
[09:54:44] <jasassin> lucky they dont have a trampoline onboard the enterprise in star trek continues. if the redhead jumped on it, it would damage the hulls structural integrity.
[10:21:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, why would i wanna taint my brain with a shitty sjw series pretending to be trek?
[10:22:43] <jasassin> the amazing tits?
[10:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> pornhub.com
[10:23:10] <jasassin> ok fine you wanna play devils advocate
[10:23:18] <jasassin> i'll go there
[10:23:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i just don't wanna watch shitty trek. rather watch reruns.
[10:23:50] <jasassin> the episode where they transfer to the evil world. it's pretty cool.
[10:24:34] <jasassin> it's just as cool as in tos and elaborates on it
[10:24:57] <jasassin> it's an excellently written episode
[10:25:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[10:25:23] <jasassin> how do you know?
[10:25:30] <jasassin> if you haven't watch them?
[10:26:12] <jasassin> and if you have already watched them and didn't like them the point is moot
[10:26:18] <jasassin> you are illogical
[10:26:50] * TheMightyBuzzard gives jasassin the vulkan neck pinch
[10:27:45] * jasassin drops to the floor unconcious
[10:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> two things right off: they flat out said they were making show decisions based on social justice reasons and not trying to be special and not centering around the captain
[10:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> as much of a trek fan as i am, i'm still not supporting putting bullshit politics ahead of good story writing.
[10:30:11] <jasassin> that's contradictory to the casting. you couldn't have much chicks with huge titties than this show.
[10:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never said they wasn't hypocrites
[10:32:37] * jasassin laughs
[10:34:03] <jasassin> dood
[10:34:17] <jasassin> they're just making excuses for all the huge knockers
[10:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> huge knockers alone do not a good trek make.
[10:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> granted, they are what pushed voyager over into watchable though
[10:35:02] <jasassin> ohhhh contraire mon fraier
[10:35:38] <jasassin> 7 of 9's lovely ass and smashing set of tits
[10:36:01] * TheMightyBuzzard steps away for his morning throne time
[10:36:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:36:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3454
[10:36:23] <Bytram> !uid
[10:36:24] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6607, owned by jonlandrum
[10:38:17] <jasassin> god i hate cables
[10:38:24] <jasassin> but i hate batteries worse
[10:38:56] <jasassin> i can't wait until we have power over air or something like that
[10:39:14] <jasassin> i'd love to have a pair of wireless earbuds i never need to charge
[10:39:18] <Bytram> Tesla++
[10:39:18] <Bender> karma - tesla: 2
[10:39:24] <jasassin> a wireless keyboard and mouse that never needs charghing
[10:39:33] <jasassin> no shit!
[10:39:35] <Bytram> solar panels
[10:39:36] <jasassin> tesla++
[10:39:36] <Bender> karma - tesla: 3
[10:40:30] <jasassin> i live in my moms basement with no lights... solar panels are not an option
[10:40:40] <jasassin> i'm a cave dwelling troll
[10:41:48] <jasassin> plus if i had the tesla array my hair could stick straight up without not showering for a week
[10:42:39] <jasassin> oh wait... who ever heard of a basement in a trailer house
[10:43:04] <jasassin> i mean living under the neighbors trailer house tapped into his electricity and wifi
[10:43:23] <jasassin> i'm like the guy from real genius
[10:43:41] <jasassin> why'd that guy craw under that trailer house?
[10:44:35] <jasassin> got my bedroll box setup right under the wireless router under the trailer
[10:45:03] <jasassin> my system entering every sweepstakes on the internet constantly
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[10:45:55] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/62°F, 7:45 am GMT-3, Thursday, 25 May 2017
[10:46:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Will Spend Six Years in Georgia Prison Despite Jury Finding him 'Not Guilty' - http://sylnt.us - all-lives-matter
[10:47:01] <jasassin> I should win thirty-two point six percent of the prizes, including the car.
[10:48:14] <Bytram> 32.6%? Including the car? So, an engine, a tranny, and two wheels?
[10:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, you claiming Laslo Holifield levels of genius or just the weirdness?
[10:49:21] <jasassin> you remind me of that stupid bitch on the insurance commercial... what are you supposed to do? drive three fourths of a car?
[10:49:38] <jasassin> both
[10:50:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i remain skeptical. laslo got the hottie at the end.
[10:50:33] * jasassin ponders
[10:50:38] <jasassin> well you got me there
[10:51:07] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to hammer a six inch spike through a board with his penis
[10:51:41] * jasassin doesn't know whether to feel sorry for the board or the spike
[10:53:09] * jasassin goes to hammer a six in spike through TheMightyBuzzards penis with a board
[10:54:12] <jasassin> tmb the correct response to that is... to get through you'll need a nine inch nail
[10:54:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm? i was readin the weekly rust newsletter.
[10:55:12] <jasassin> are they still developing that?
[10:56:01] <jasassin> next thing you'll tell me is you have no buffer overruns
[10:56:12] <jasassin> meh
[10:56:53] <Xyem> They're not buffer overruns, they are "unsegregated bytes".
[10:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i used the unsafe keyword to put one in just for you
[10:57:43] <jasassin> that just sounded wrong... rust == condom
[10:58:39] <jasassin> my code is so big it breaks magnum's all the time
[10:58:48] <Bytram> sounds, umm, gritty
[11:00:18] <jasassin> don't worry that'll be the next lauge TMB uses. gritty
[11:00:43] <jasassin> goes from c to perl to rust then gritty
[11:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, i think ima keep MrPlow in rust for a while. until i find another language that intrigues me anyway.
[11:02:45] <jasassin> i shouldn't joke about gritty. some douche might actually make it.
[11:03:55] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: have you ever considered going forth?
[11:04:08] * Bytram groans at his bad attempt at a pun.
[11:04:20] * jasassin giggles at a joke about coming out the closet first
[11:04:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:04:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3455
[11:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> never.
[11:04:31] * TheMightyBuzzard aims his lance and charges the rear
[11:04:49] * jasassin porky pigs
[11:05:33] * Bytram wishes that HexChat supported something like "Alt+Uparrow/Downarrow" to go to the previous/next channel in the channel list
[11:06:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ctrl-pgup/pgdn
[11:06:19] * Bytram knows there is "Alt+digit", but I've got 12 channels atm
[11:06:24] <Bytram> Huh? Hey!!!!!!!!!
[11:06:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:06:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 301
[11:06:35] <Bytram> !woop
[11:06:35] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[11:06:41] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:06:57] <jasassin> hah
[11:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas me, spreading a hope and sunshine wherever i roam
[11:07:01] <Bytram> coffee++ celebratory -- that's been bugging me like forever!
[11:07:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3456
[11:07:09] <Bytram> and, I nice round number, too boot!
[11:07:23] <Bytram> or even one boot, but not too much. :/
[11:07:34] <Bytram> afk
[11:07:37] <Bytram> break time, too
[11:07:39] <Bytram> biab
[11:08:04] * TheMightyBuzzard gets back to refactoring mrplow so it doesn't look like a complete noob wrote it
[11:09:03] <Xyem> jasassin: Further to our discussion the other day about "remembering music", I had another stab at finding those songs I'd heard. Not had much luck, though narrowed the field down.
[11:09:16] <jasassin> yeah
[11:09:18] <jasassin> you know
[11:09:19] <Xyem> I think it was an interview on BBC Radio in 2005..
[11:09:36] <jasassin> i talked to my brother about that i think yesterday or the day before
[11:09:42] <jasassin> i told him about the whole deal
[11:09:53] <jasassin> he just said... huh
[11:09:57] <Xyem> But listening to the album released at that time doesn't ring any bells and I can't find a copy of either of the interviews it may have been.
[11:10:21] <jasassin> i can't even help anymore remember when i said you helped me get it out of my head
[11:10:34] <jasassin> now i can't even hear the rythum or melody
[11:10:51] <jasassin> i am a blank page on it
[11:11:21] <jasassin> do you have a log do you remember the words i said
[11:11:32] <Xyem> Yeah, "living for another day" and "yesterday"
[11:11:36] <jasassin> oh shit
[11:11:39] <Xyem> Or "live for another day"
[11:12:07] <jasassin> oh shit its back
[11:12:43] <Xyem> With more information?
[11:12:45] <Xyem> :)
[11:13:08] <Xyem> Also, apparently I got selected for eBay's new concierge thing for sellers.
[11:13:16] <Xyem> You know, despite never having sold anything on eBay.
[11:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Xyem
[11:13:31] <Xyem> Great selection algorithm there..
[11:13:32] * exec scientifically piles a raid 1 volume of hashlists on Xyem
[11:13:37] <Xyem> Morning TMB
[11:14:24] <Xyem> Heh, to add to my other ones, exec?
[11:14:35] <jasassin> FOUND IT!
[11:14:37] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[11:14:37] <upstart> ^ 03Die Anoher Day Official Music Video HD - YouTube
[11:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Xyem, hmm?
[11:15:07] <Xyem> jasassin: Nicely done.
[11:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forget how to add things to exec. ask chromas or cmn32480.
[11:15:43] <Xyem> I have several RAID10f2 volumes with git-annex's on them, which are effectively hash lists..
[11:20:41] <jasassin> i got that ebay thing to xyem, i have sold things. but not in years
[11:20:44] <jasassin> they must be hard up
[11:21:13] <jasassin> sometimes i wonder
[11:21:41] <jasassin> like i got those panasonic headphones from ebay for 8.69 free shipping and the sellers got pay ebay and shipping
[11:21:53] <jasassin> where do they get this shit so cheap? did it fall off the back of a truck?
[11:23:06] <jasassin> not complaining, just wondering
[11:24:16] <jasassin> ok im not good at this
[11:24:19] <jasassin> this is where i suck
[11:24:31] <jasassin> which came first madonna hung up, or lady gaga telephone?
[11:24:56] <FatPhil> Hmmm, if I see 1 poster with 2 sock-puppets having a trollish argument with himself, is that "spam" mod worthy?
[11:24:57] <jasassin> one of these bitches should be sued
[11:25:33] <jasassin> sock-puppets?
[11:25:52] * Xyem facepalms
[11:26:32] <Xyem> Someone at my work argues that sweetener is better for you than sugar because sugar isn't natural.. they didn't know if comes from sugar cane.
[11:26:41] <Xyem> know it comes*
[11:26:59] <FatPhil> or sugar beet
[11:27:42] <FatPhil> does he think ripe fruit is injected with HFCS before it's put on the shelves?
[11:28:03] <Xyem> I'm not sure if they know my burst of laughter was at them :)
[11:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, where?
[11:28:40] <jasassin> hmmm.....
[11:28:42] <FatPhil> you need a "boss key" which pulls up a "falling over puppy" gif, or something each time you laugh at an inopportune moment
[11:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> because, yes, that is spamworthy.
[11:29:11] <jasassin> that's not inopportune man... sometime just say what you wanna say. tell them the truth.
[11:29:28] <Xyem> They weren't talking to me, the person they are talking with did correct them though.
[11:29:31] <jasassin> same thing happened to my friend and work. my nephew was working and this lady tried to tell him jesus wasn't a jew.
[11:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> if the ipid matches
[11:30:15] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: did it, with what I think are the best intentions.
[11:30:19] <jasassin> he got pissed off and told her she was a stupid idiot, and then the manager came over and told them to stop and he told the manager what the hell man? jesus is a jew.
[11:30:48] <jasassin> well this isn't the place to talk about that.... while dealing with an account called everything jewish
[11:31:07] <jasassin> shit made me laugh so hard
[11:31:22] <Xyem> I hear some.. interesting things here.
[11:33:50] <Xyem> Like someone who didn't believe the ozone exists.
[11:34:09] <jasassin> http://www.jewishsource.com
[11:34:15] <jasassin> this is the account we had to deal with
[11:34:24] <jasassin> and you can only order 1 item and pay shipping
[11:34:38] <jasassin> if you want two items you have to place seperate orders and pay seperate 9.00 shipping or whatever
[11:34:44] <jasassin> that in itself makes me laugh again
[11:34:46] <Xyem> And someone who thinks people with tourettes are just faking it!
[11:35:49] <jasassin> its so funny i had this old lady call up she wanted to order a star of david and it was like 5 bucks, the shipping was like 9 dollars and she says
[11:36:03] <jasassin> now what i want you to do is just put it in an envelope and ship it wish a postage stamp
[11:36:12] <jasassin> im sitting there at me screen facepalming
[11:37:28] <jasassin> the irony of a jew website with 9 dollars shipping per item and a jew telling me to put it in an envelope and ship it with a postage stamp... i couldn't handle it
[11:39:27] <jasassin> i had about 20 different accounts i had to deal with, then they wanted to move me up to the next level to deal with more with no pay raise
[11:39:33] <jasassin> thats when i threw in the towel
[11:41:09] <Xyem> Don't blame you.
[11:41:12] <jasassin> one time i took a call from a mexican barely spoke english wanted to order some motor cycle parts. i know dick about motor cycle parts and less spanish. after 10 minutes i got so fustrated i lost vision for about 5 seconds. and then when i came back i hung up.
[11:42:19] <jasassin> i literally went temporarily blind
[11:43:30] <jasassin> but yeah next level my ass
[11:43:40] <jasassin> ironically i was working for midco
[11:43:45] <jasassin> the same domain i'm on
[11:44:07] <jasassin> not only do they run the monopoly on internet here, they sell all kinds of bullshit through the phone
[11:45:02] <jasassin> j&p cycles, everything jewish, noble collection, d r power, fuck man the list goes on and on even all those pills that old people order off tv
[11:45:33] <jasassin> im surprised i haven't commited suicde already
[11:45:43] <jasassin> it permanently fucked me up
[11:48:32] <jasassin> i apologize... i am having flashbacks
[11:49:20] <jasassin> you woudn't believe how many turkeys and hamms i sold
[11:49:44] <jasassin> i asked the lady after my first year how much money did i sell... it was like 245,000 worth of shit and i got a 5 cent raise
[11:50:20] <jasassin> people wonder why people drive trucks filled with explosives into buildings
[11:52:41] <jasassin> i only worked 16 hours a week
[11:52:55] <jasassin> there's old ladys working there full time for 13 years
[11:52:59] <jasassin> jesus christ
[11:53:04] <jasassin> please have mercy on their souls
[11:54:03] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:54:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 404
[11:54:04] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:54:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 405
[11:54:05] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:54:05] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 406
[11:54:09] <jasassin> thats for the last 4
[11:54:13] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:54:13] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 407
[11:54:26] <Xyem> I was going to say..
[11:54:37] <jasassin> i gotta calm down
[11:54:52] <jasassin> i am about ready to light another one, just thinking about this pisses me off to no end
[11:55:02] <Xyem> At that rate, you're going to end up putting the box in your mouth and setting it alight!
[11:55:27] <jasassin> yeah... i look like that gremlin in the movie theater with 4 cigarrets in his mouth
[11:55:39] <Xyem> Though smoking the warning messages would be kind of ironic..
[11:55:57] * jasassin laughs at Xyem
[11:56:18] <jasassin> that my friend made me happy! excellent joke
[11:56:53] <Xyem> :)
[11:58:09] <jasassin> xyem you have a positive effect on my massive negativeness... you ever think of being a counselor or shrink or whatever?
[11:58:38] <Xyem> I have considered it before, yeah.
[11:58:49] <Xyem> However, I am probably not that well suited for it.
[11:59:47] <jasassin> i believe you could do it. or at least a part time comedian.
[12:00:15] <jasassin> nicotine++
[12:00:15] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 408
[12:00:36] <Xyem> Heh, thanks :)
[12:02:34] <jasassin> no, thank you! im going to go do some things i didn't have the gumption to do before. thank YOU!
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[12:04:40] <Xyem> I hope it isn't to go and smoke the warning labels.
[12:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Car Sales Up 91% in California Q1 2017 - http://sylnt.us - plugging-electric-vehicles
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[13:04:41] <jasassin> #sammich cmn32480
[13:04:41] * MrPlow sneaks up behind cmn32480 and cuts their throat
[13:04:41] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced cmn32480's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[13:06:40] <jasassin> #socialist Bytram
[13:06:40] <MrPlow> Bytram, you're a socialist!
[13:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gods but refactoring noobish rust code using nothing but vim is a pain
[13:08:53] <jasassin> hahaa you've only got two minutes to save the world... better know how to use vim
[13:11:37] <jasassin> :4,14w !perl
[13:13:50] <Xyem> Welcome back jasassin.
[13:13:58] <Xyem> Dare I ask what you went and did?
[13:14:04] <jasassin> you wouldn't dare
[13:15:10] <Xyem> Alright.
[13:15:13] * Xyem goes back to watching pv
[13:15:39] <Xyem> Maybe not, it says it's going to take a day to complete :)
[13:16:22] <jasassin> lets just say i got my own webster and bubbles now....
[13:16:40] <Xyem> Uh, thanks brain. It's actually just over an hour.
[13:17:09] <Xyem> At least it is going at 1,400 symlinks/second rather than 30.
[13:17:27] <jasassin> i called macaulay culkin but he wouldn't answer
[13:18:49] <jasassin> holy shit hold on....
[13:19:16] <jasassin> macaulay culkin just called back! YES! we're gonna go hang with webster and bubbles!
[13:23:06] <jasassin> #save everyone
[13:23:56] <jasassin> #grab em by the pussy
[13:24:21] <Xyem> Save everyone? /nick jesussin
[13:24:48] <jasassin> NONNONONONONONONONO
[13:25:13] <jasassin> ouch that hurt
[13:25:21] <Xyem> Aw, and I was doing so well!
[13:25:40] <jasassin> it was funny dont get me wrong
[13:25:55] <jasassin> actually quite ingenius
[13:26:11] <Xyem> It is a multi-level joke, one of my favourite kinds.
[13:26:23] <jasassin> i just dont wanna piss that kinda level off
[13:27:22] <jasassin> i wish you all had just a little hit of acid
[13:27:39] <jasassin> just enough to make you smile
[13:30:16] <jasassin> its' been awhile... i forgot how big of a pita it is to open a socket in C
[13:32:54] <jasassin> i wrote some code to papasmurf but i dont know where i put it... i think its gone
[13:34:14] <jasassin> ahhh goood its on the net
[13:35:24] <jasassin> wow way better than mine
[13:37:31] <jasassin> heh its funny
[13:37:41] <jasassin> it started as a syn flood
[13:37:54] <jasassin> then they made syn cookies
[13:37:57] <jasassin> and it changed
[13:38:03] <jasassin> wow
[13:38:09] <jasassin> let me think
[13:38:23] <jasassin> i guess it depends on network topology
[13:38:33] <jasassin> either way it still works the packets must flow
[13:38:50] <jasassin> quote me on that
[13:38:55] <jasassin> that packets must flow
[13:39:06] <jasassin> eerrrrr
[13:39:30] <jasassin> s/that/the/g
[13:39:37] <jasassin> grrrrr
[13:44:11] <jasassin> my voodoo doll tells me people are looking for me
[13:46:41] <jasassin> i've got some code i wrote... would someone like to try to slap this into something humanly readable?
[13:47:39] <jasassin> more function based
[13:48:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mission to Metal Asteroid Psyche Moved Up a Year - http://sylnt.us - I-feel-good-about-this
[13:50:55] <jasassin> s/Metal/Mental/g
[13:52:17] <jasassin> -+
[13:52:41] <jasassin> ++--
[13:52:55] <jasassin> ++-- t
[13:55:30] <jasassin> ++ ++ t
[13:56:14] <jasassin> asb
[13:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake jasassin
[13:56:51] * MrPlow smakes jasassin upside the head with one for Jenny and the wimp
[13:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> english, yo
[13:58:27] <jasassin> no worries, it's not like it was geek code to find out if you... <insert joke here>
[13:59:55] <jasassin> who the fuck is jenny and the wimp?
[14:00:00] <jasassin> dont make me google
[14:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt boot to the head
[14:00:25] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[14:02:15] <jasassin> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[14:02:54] <jasassin> HEY! I don't want no boot to the head!
[14:03:24] <jasassin> jeujajak at ;east o got the whine celler
[14:03:27] <jasassin> fuck
[14:03:30] <jasassin> hahahahahhahahahahaha
[14:03:46] <jasassin> OUUCH THAT SMARTS!
[14:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i gotter do lotsa housework. see yall this evenin.
[14:05:22] <jasassin> cover your heads everybody
[14:05:49] <jasassin> tmb... i just have one question.
[14:06:05] <jasassin> what flavor is it?
[14:06:42] <jasassin> that is the funniest shit i have seen in a long time
[14:06:52] <jasassin> i totally missed out on that one
[14:11:55] <jasassin> omfg tmb that is epic
[14:13:31] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[14:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, before i go, this one goes along with that: https://www.youtube.com
[14:13:32] <upstart> ^ 03The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 16. Ti Kwan Leep - YouTube
[14:13:33] <upstart> ^ 03The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 16. Ti Kwan Leep - YouTube
[14:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, your bot's on drugs again
[14:14:29] <jasassin> hahhahahahahahahah look at the log closer
[14:14:36] <jasassin> it was simultaneous
[14:15:09] <jasassin> the new one is funnnier
[14:23:59] <upstart> burp
[14:24:51] <jasassin> that was fucking awesome
[14:24:55] <jasassin> thank you for the video link of that
[14:25:00] <jasassin> thank you thank you thank you!
[14:25:06] <jasassin> SO FUCKING ASWESOEM!
[14:26:24] <jasassin> i didn't know someone did coreography for the original.
[14:26:27] <jasassin> hillarious!
[14:26:51] <jasassin> i just heard it on the radio as a kid about 40 years ago
[15:06:50] <Bytram> !uid
[15:06:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6607, owned by jonlandrum
[15:08:49] <Bytram> need to reboot my system... may be a while before I return
[15:17:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inquiry: ESA's Schiaparelli Spacecraft was "Ill-Prepared" for Mars Landing Attempt - http://sylnt.us - Actually,-breaking-up-is-NOT-hard-to-do
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[15:49:06] <exec> welcome arti: Santa Ana, CA 92707, USA, 17°C/62°F, 8:49 am GMT-7, Thursday, 25 May 2017
[16:28:46] <jasassin> what is it a commodore64?
[16:29:40] <jasassin> maybe its a fedora system like mine with everything installed for no apparant reason
[16:31:36] <jasassin> i got more packages installed in my system than a bitch from a ggg prono
[16:57:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EPA Nixes Chlorpyrifos Ban & Training Rule; Farm Workers Sickened - http://sylnt.us - not-organic
[17:57:25] <jasassin> this ming is a psycho
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[18:13:07] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 18°C/64°F, 8:13 pm GMT+2, Thursday, 25 May 2017
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[18:17:59] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 31°C/87°F, 1:17 pm GMT-5, Thursday, 25 May 2017
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[18:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doctor Teaches Children Critical Thinking Skills - http://sylnt.us - no-shit-sherlock
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[19:06:44] <FatPhil> ~gday Runaway1956
[19:06:46] * exec literally pilfers a potful of chocodiles from Runaway1956
[19:07:11] <FatPhil> ~gday janrinok
[19:07:13] * exec deliciously heaps a side channel of tofurkey on janrinok
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[19:10:24] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 32°C/89°F, 2:10 pm GMT-5, Thursday, 25 May 2017
[19:14:59] <FatPhil> ~gday Runaway1956
[19:15:01] * exec retroactively piles an easter basket of stool softener on Runaway1956
[20:16:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Operators Give Free Decryption to Taiwanese Man - http://sylnt.us - good-PR
[20:29:08] <chromas> free Rising Storm GotY on humble bundle store
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[21:46:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Science Busts The Biggest Myth Ever About Why Bridges Collapse - http://sylnt.us - tacoma-bridge-is-falling-down,-falling-down
[22:30:16] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:30:16] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:33:59] * mechanicjay actually fixed a perl script today.
[22:35:05] * Bytram just finished pushing out two stories and now prepares to head out the door for the evening -- back later.
[22:35:07] <Bytram> afk
[22:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl scripts don't break though!
[22:40:12] <mechanicjay> only when your co-worker mis-spells a function call.
[22:40:20] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[22:40:29] <mechanicjay> been like this for a year
[22:40:32] <mechanicjay> no one notices
[22:40:51] <mechanicjay> it was an error in the "Tell the user they just did something dumb" handler.
[22:41:14] * mechanicjay is tempted to go rename that sub *right now*
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[22:47:54] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 7:47 pm GMT-3, Thursday, 25 May 2017
[22:58:24] <Xyem> Ah Firefox, you pain in the backside, why are you (mostly!) ignoring mousewheel events now..
[22:59:03] <Xyem> But only in one window..
[23:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Skirting User Account Control on Windows 10 With fodhelper.exe - http://sylnt.us - another-day-another-UAC-bypass
[23:20:04] <boru> I'm amazed that people still consider Windows to be suitable for any purpose.
[23:21:15] <mechanicjay> I guess I'm not people then.
[23:21:54] <boru> I presume you have to support windows lusers?
[23:22:19] <boru> Also, filled with whiskey, I'm primed for winblows bashing.
[23:22:19] <mechanicjay> oh hell, no.
[23:22:31] <mechanicjay> fuck windows in it's stupid ass.
[23:23:06] <lemon> mechanicjay but they've changed!
[23:23:19] <mechanicjay> yes, for the worse!
[23:23:25] <lemon> they have linux and cloud services and free vs code now
[23:23:36] <mechanicjay> No, Microsoft has those things.
[23:23:38] <boru> Pft, Linux.
[23:23:52] <mechanicjay> and they're doing a bang-up job of interoperability now.
[23:23:53] <lemon> and linux even said they're pretty cool!
[23:23:59] <mechanicjay> Windows, however, is a festering pile.
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[23:48:24] * Deucalion is still hands on with XP and ancient WinPE stuff - much joy to be had
[23:50:01] <mechanicjay> I still have an XP VM on my laptop. Gets booted about 4 times a year for some random purpose.
[23:50:55] <Deucalion> I have a Win2K VM about the place for one specific application.... can;t remember the last time I used it, but I no as soon as I delete it I'll require it :/
[23:55:00] <mechanicjay> Still have a Win2K laptop around. Used for ready OBD codes off the cars.
[23:55:17] <mechanicjay> doesn't need to be Win2k, but that's what was on it when I retired it into that role...
[23:57:33] <Deucalion> I have a Win7 lappy partition with my ODBC software on it :) I'm detecting a pattern here