#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-22

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[01:06:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google, A.I. and the Rise of the Super-Sensor - http://sylnt.us - careful-what-you-ask-for
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[01:35:45] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[01:35:48] <upstart> ^ 03Google cloud glitch hits at Beer O'Clock Friday, fix coming Monday • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[01:36:10] <Bytram> some might ask: "When is it NOT beer o'clock?"
[02:36:47] * cmn32480 cuts his losses adn goes to bed
[02:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:39:45] * exec buttmagically planks a goblet of companionship for cmn32480
[02:39:52] <n1> Bytram, when driving to the store for beer
[02:39:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:39:57] * exec derisively tosses a hemp bag of guitar strings to TheMightyBuzzard
[02:40:04] * n1 hat tip cmn32480
[02:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato. the roomie'll be stoked.
[02:40:50] <n1> exec finally paying out
[02:40:54] <cmn32480> tell him I said high
[02:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Tells Thousands of Remote Employees to Come Back to Office or Find New Jobs - http://sylnt.us - see-you-in-the-tramway
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[04:15:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Botulism Outbreak Linked to Gas Station's Nacho Cheese - http://sylnt.us - I-dont-feel-fine
[05:46:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA Informants Imprisoned and Killed in China From 2010 to 2012 - http://sylnt.us - send-the-kingsmen
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[06:58:24] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/66°F, 1:58 am GMT-5, Monday, 22 May 2017
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[07:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OxyContin's 12-Hour Problem - http://sylnt.us - prescription-for-a-disaster
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[08:06:43] <_jasassin> i need help
[08:06:45] <_jasassin> ok
[08:06:49] <_jasassin> theres a song
[08:07:08] <_jasassin> ba ba ba ba ba living yesterdaay
[08:07:16] <_jasassin> somethign something yesterday
[08:07:25] <_jasassin> i tried it youtoube iti can't find it
[08:07:29] <_jasassin> you knwo what mi mean
[08:07:36] <_jasassin> dadada yesterday
[08:08:33] <_jasassin> living for another day
[08:08:53] <Xyem> Yesterday by Pencey Prep?
[08:09:28] <Xyem> http://www.metrolyrics.com
[08:09:30] <upstart> ^ 03Pencey Prep - Yesterday Lyrics | MetroLyrics
[08:10:43] <_jasassin> no
[08:10:57] <_jasassin> do you have skype i could hum it
[08:11:16] <_jasassin> i can't believe i cant find it
[08:13:16] <_jasassin> man i am getting pissed off
[08:13:28] <_jasassin> every time i try to youtube living for another day
[08:13:34] <Xyem> I do, but I can't use it right now and I probably wouldn't know it anyway. Not finding any songs with the phrase "living yesterday" and another mention of "yesterday" without living before it (except the Pencey Prep one).
[08:13:36] <_jasassin> it comes up with some nigger ass bullshit
[08:13:52] <_jasassin> living for another day
[08:14:38] <_jasassin> fuck
[08:14:50] <_jasassin> i thank you for trying to help
[08:14:56] <_jasassin> i dont want to be a jerk
[08:15:01] <_jasassin> i just am confounded
[08:15:26] <_jasassin> i can hear it in my head repeated but i can't hear the words
[08:15:35] <Xyem> I understand, I get that too.
[08:16:07] <_jasassin> thanks man
[08:16:18] <Xyem> Searching for "living for another day" and "yesterday" gets me this: http://www.duranduran.com
[08:16:19] <upstart> ^ 03duranduran
[08:16:19] <_jasassin> this is borderline infurated suicidal kidna shit
[08:17:35] <_jasassin> mi no
[08:18:19] <_jasassin> although duran duran rocks and is my favorite
[08:18:21] <_jasassin> but no
[08:18:43] <_jasassin> since david bowie died duran duran took over
[08:19:13] <_jasassin> faith no more and red hot chillie peppers are close
[08:20:48] <_jasassin> now the song is gone from my head
[08:20:50] <_jasassin> thanks man
[08:21:40] <_jasassin> xyem thank yo man
[08:22:32] <Xyem> Sorry I couldn't find it. Let me know if you remember anything else about it.
[08:23:23] <_jasassin> thank you for your help
[08:23:27] <_jasassin> i appreciate it man
[08:24:08] <_jasassin> now its totally gone
[08:24:11] <_jasassin> and thats fine with me
[08:24:37] <Xyem> Not being able to remember the song is like the troll-level version of an earworm..
[08:25:01] <_jasassin> i knwo
[08:25:10] <_jasassin> and i dont know enough words to youtube it
[08:25:47] <_jasassin> i can't even hum it anymore
[08:25:50] <_jasassin> im so glad
[08:25:54] <_jasassin> it was driving me insane
[08:26:02] <Xyem> I have a song I've been looking for for years, but it has no words..
[08:26:18] <Xyem> I'm not even sure I'd recognise it if I heard it again.
[08:26:37] <_jasassin> it sucks doesn't it
[08:26:46] <_jasassin> makes you just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[08:26:50] <_jasassin> i feel ya
[08:27:16] <Xyem> I'm fairly sure it is something done by Brian Eno and was on the radio in.. 2004?
[08:27:33] <_jasassin> i have no idea man
[08:27:44] <_jasassin> i can't even hum the thing i was thinking about
[08:27:50] <_jasassin> you totally took my mind off it
[08:27:54] <_jasassin> and i appreciate it
[08:28:02] <Xyem> Heh, you're welcome.
[08:28:59] <_jasassin> can i make a joke at your expense... ok i will who cares
[08:29:12] <_jasassin> xyem is the pill you take to make shit stop happening
[08:29:47] * _jasassin apologises
[08:30:02] <Xyem> Depending how you take that, it isn't really "at my expense". It could be a compliment :)
[08:30:20] <_jasassin> it is pretty cool i guess
[08:30:28] <_jasassin> it helped me
[08:30:41] <Xyem> Time for me to jack up the price 600%?
[08:30:50] <_jasassin> hahahhahahahahahhahahaa
[08:30:51] <_jasassin> manlet
[08:31:25] <Xyem> Shkreli would be proud :')
[08:31:29] <_jasassin> i bet that guy wears out the batteries of a rascal scooter in 20 minutes
[08:32:00] <_jasassin> let me find a picture of that manlet
[08:33:10] <_jasassin> i can't even find a pic of him
[08:33:29] <_jasassin> what is his name?
[08:33:34] <_jasassin> that little douche
[08:34:47] <_jasassin> i swear if you try to google that it will use kung-fu against you
[08:35:12] <_jasassin> who is that asshole
[08:35:20] <Xyem> Shkreli?
[08:35:28] <_jasassin> ok gonna google
[08:35:49] <_jasassin> YES
[08:35:55] <_jasassin> that manlet
[08:36:26] <_jasassin> he rides around on a what do you call that thing with two wheels and a gyro
[08:36:53] <Xyem> Segway.
[08:36:58] <_jasassin> YES!
[08:37:02] <_jasassin> thank you
[08:37:37] <_jasassin> im getting old i apologize i cannto remember all this shit
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[08:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISS Emergency Spacewalk Planned to Replace a Failed Computer - http://sylnt.us - things-that-can't-be-done-inside
[09:50:22] <chromas> no ssh?
[09:50:53] <chromas> what about that intel outside-the-os spycontrol thing?
[09:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:53:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3447
[10:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[10:22:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:22:25] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:27:20] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 76F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 78F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph.
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[10:33:28] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/53°F, 7:33 am GMT-3, Monday, 22 May 2017
[10:35:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Delta Kiosk Checks Your Face Before You Check Your Bag - http://sylnt.us - did-the-agents-want-$15/hour?
[11:53:13] <Runaway1956> #submit http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[11:53:14] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[11:54:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. newline in the <title> tags
[11:55:16] <Runaway1956> Is that the question mark?
[11:55:35] <Runaway1956> #submit http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[11:55:36] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[11:55:43] <Runaway1956> I guess not
[11:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll figure out the flag for that here after a while. not terribly experienced with rust regexes.
[11:57:22] <Runaway1956> Kinda rusty, you say? Ehh, it's from India . . .
[11:58:38] <Runaway1956> Reminds me of some steel I picked up on the piers in N. Carolina - shipped here from India as deck cargo
[11:58:58] <Runaway1956> Salt water won't get onto deck cargo, if it's got tarps thrown over it, right?
[11:59:25] <Runaway1956> It was utter shit, I didn't even want to load it - and the customer wasn't any happier with it.
[12:01:21] * TheMightyBuzzard blames the french
[12:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:01:53] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 400
[12:06:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Site Update -- One Day Later -- WOW! - http://sylnt.us - community++
[12:20:26] <chromas> You can use (\n|.)*?
[12:22:09] <Bytram> Da!
[12:22:09] <Bytram> !uid
[12:22:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6605, owned by fab23
[12:22:27] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:22:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3448
[12:22:40] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[12:22:42] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 50°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 71% - Monday cloudy (43°F:61°F), Tuesday cloudy (42°F:66°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (47°F:69°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (47°F:68°F)
[12:22:44] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:22:45] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 53°F, rain, wind SW at 5 mph, humidity 83% - Monday rain (48°F:55°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (49°F:66°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (50°F:65°F), Thursday showers (49°F:57°F)
[12:22:49] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:22:50] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 51°F, cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 79% - Monday showers (53°F:55°F), Tuesday cloudy (55°F:66°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:63°F), Thursday rain (54°F:58°F)
[12:22:52] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:22:53] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 60°F, rain, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 93% - Monday rain (62°F:74°F), Tuesday showers (60°F:69°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F:76°F), Thursday thunderstorm (61°F:75°F)
[12:23:02] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:23:04] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 81°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 74% - Monday mostly sunny (76°F:85°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (78°F:87°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:88°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:85°F)
[12:28:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Site Update Story Followup -- WOW! - http://sylnt.us - community++
[14:07:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘Autobots, roll out!’: Father & son make Transformer out of old Russian car (VIDEO) - http://sylnt.us - definetly-NOT-Optimus-Prime
[15:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[15:10:32] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[15:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[15:11:11] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell...
[15:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, newlines again
[15:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reloadregexes
[15:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[15:16:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, should be able to sub that story now
[15:17:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> well after this one gets done
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[15:40:17] <mrpg> News from 4 days ago: extratorrent is no more.
[15:41:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> torrent sites are like Hydra, though
[15:41:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> for every one that gets taken down, two more appear...they just take time to become popular.
[15:42:37] <mrpg> Yes.
[15:42:45] <mrpg> hail hydra
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[15:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Employers Steal Billions From Workers' Paychecks Each Year - http://sylnt.us - for-gewg
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[16:20:39] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 17°C/63°F, 9:20 am GMT-7, Monday, 22 May 2017
[16:33:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weathe
[16:33:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[16:33:32] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High around 85F. Winds WSW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 83F. Winds SSW at 15 to 25 mph.
[16:34:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> Feels hotter out there.
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[17:27:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Daily Mail: Facebook Gives You (More) Cancer - http://sylnt.us - i-think-we-already-knew-that
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[18:20:52] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 16°C/60°F, 8:20 pm GMT+2, Monday, 22 May 2017
[19:06:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Are Paying $38 to Collect $1 of Student Debt - http://sylnt.us - cost-effective
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[19:29:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin, daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator."
[19:29:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> I like it!
[19:33:11] <n1> it's a good one
[19:34:34] <n1> i would like to see a study on the correlation between reading the dailymail and cancer... i think it would work out quite damning due to my assumptions about the age demographic of the DM readership
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[20:20:36] <EdIII> Hello
[20:20:47] <Xyem> Evening EdIII
[20:20:48] <EdIII> Stripe contacted me back, and basically put the ball in SoylentNews's court
[20:21:40] <EdIII> They say they only you guys can look into with them and find out why they think my card is fradulent and why the transaction would not go through
[20:22:19] <EdIII> Which I think is hilarious as the actual owner of the card. Only YOU guys can tell me what's wrong with me :)
[20:34:37] * n1 suspects EdIII is a russian hacker
[20:35:49] <EdIII> Da
[20:35:51] <EdIII> I mean yes
[20:35:53] <EdIII> dammit
[20:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Song About Public Key Infrastructure - http://sylnt.us - it's-the-ginchiest
[20:37:01] <n1> EdIII, i assume youve tried to make the payment more than once?
[20:37:30] <EdIII> Well, no. The error message was strange enough that I didn't know if went through or not
[20:37:53] <EdIII> It had OK in the beginning of the message, but then claimed my card was fradulent or something
[20:38:13] <EdIII> I had contacted support just to see if it was an error, or if it did go through.
[20:38:17] <n1> i dont know anything about the payment processing on this site, so it went through at first but got rejected at some point after initial confirmation?
[20:38:43] <EdIII> I ended up donating through PayPal (which I hate) because I wanted to help with the fundraising shortfall (while it existed)
[20:39:20] <EdIII> I have no idea. I copied and pasted the error message to TMB
[20:39:44] <EdIII> The OK in the beginning really screwed me up. It was like a success code that came with an error description
[20:40:16] <n1> to be honest, any subscriptions we get now is extremely important... we'd rather not have another funding shortfall at the end of the year when most people are spending all their spare and more on xmas type things
[20:41:11] <EdIII> I'm going to test a $4 sub
[20:43:29] <EdIII> Yep
[20:43:33] <EdIII> I got the error message again
[20:43:50] <EdIII> OK The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator, admin@soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[20:44:37] <n1> hopefully that will make it easier to figure out now that its happened a couple times... my only assumption having done card processing before is it's something to do with the type of card you're using
[20:44:37] <EdIII> The submit box did turn into a green checkmark and then was redirected back to subscribe.pl and gave that error
[20:45:05] <EdIII> Just a regular ol' debit card from a bank
[20:46:39] <n1> i'm sure tmb will get to the bottom of it, when he returns from fishing or whatever
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[20:47:52] <Xyem> I'll check the server logs, one second.
[20:49:26] <Xyem> Oh wait, I don't have access to production server so I can't. Sorry..
[20:49:42] <Xyem> Was just looking on dev, which isn't amazingly helpful :)
[20:50:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> ack
[20:50:58] * AndyTheAbsurd logged in dev.soylentnews.org and was presented with the half-finished LCARS theme
[20:54:42] * AndyTheAbsurd considers which of the 37 fake CC numbers he has memorized to use
[20:58:46] <EdIII> Yeah, TMB will figure it out
[20:59:06] <EdIII> I'm just glad you got everything you needed yesterday and now we are in the stretch goal
[21:00:31] <Xyem> Someone poked the community beast.
[21:01:02] <Xyem> And they delivered :)
[21:01:23] <Xyem> And technically, I was part of it as I subscribed when I made my account the other day \o/
[21:01:44] * mechanicjay goes to check his sub status
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[22:16:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Moderation Guidelines Leaked to The Guardian - http://sylnt.us - +1-interesting
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[22:35:29] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 7:35 pm GMT-3, Monday, 22 May 2017
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[23:47:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - J.P. Morgan's Quorum and Zcash - http://sylnt.us - I-don't-know-nuthin