#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-21
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[00:03:48] <chromas> We should all be running Lennart's BTRFS-suvolume-based package management
[00:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yes. dunno what they are offhand cause i don't deal in that scale but i do know they exist.
[00:10:47] <Xyem> It's something I need to look into for my VMs, but I haven't done so yet.
[00:11:17] <NCommander> WHO BROKE IT?
[00:11:21] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm getting a 500 :/
[00:11:37] * NCommander got rid of it by hitting F5
[00:11:51] <cmn32480> wasn't me
[00:11:59] * cmn32480 points to Xyem...
[00:12:03] <cmn32480> blame the new guy!
[00:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens occasionally. i generally hear one complaint a week or so.
[00:12:58] <NCommander> Part of me feels like we should fix it but it would be an utter bitch to find a very intermedint 500 :/
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[00:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> F5 usually solves it but i bounce the apache/varnish frontends when it happens just for good measure.
[00:13:43] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, if you're in the system, anything interesting in the apache error log?
[00:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much to see. we need to clean house after this deploy.
[00:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> looked a day or so ago. it were bad.
[00:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not breaking things bad but hard as shit to troubleshoot anything bad.
[00:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo, boss guy... you wanna roll that thing out tonight since we're both here anyway?
[00:17:02] <NCommander> the key?
[00:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, we're doing that today.
[00:17:18] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, proably need to do an upgrade cycle dedicated to deshittifying error_log. Again
[00:17:24] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, yeah, I can be on standby
[00:17:30] <NCommander> I'm getting ready to go get dinner
[00:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries
[00:17:44] <Xyem> I'm happy to look into cleaning up things getting into error_log.
[00:18:00] <NCommander> He says that now ...
[00:18:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well most of the same errors should be on dev's error log
[00:18:18] <Xyem> To be honest, I'd added it to my TODO before I even said that, but you know..
[00:18:28] <NCommander> mod_perl errors make peoples beards go grew
[00:18:31] <NCommander> *grey
[00:18:59] <cmn32480> mod_perl aint the only cause
[00:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> good. mine's enough lighter than my hair that it looks odd.
[00:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly cause i wear a hat if i'm out in the sun
[00:20:07] * NCommander is saving up his SN code contribution for the year for mod_perl 2.4
[00:20:10] <NCommander> *wimper*
[00:20:26] <NCommander> ... since I think 1.3->2.2 was the LAST time I actually committed to the tree
[00:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, okay. i'm gonna merge the two outstanding PRs, fix the Home link at the bottom of the page, and roll it out here in a couple hours then.
[00:20:47] <NCommander> yay
[00:20:54] <cmn32480> wait.. you said tomorrow
[00:21:04] <NCommander> cmn32480, it's technically tomorrow UTC
[00:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i got bored waiting
[00:21:11] <cmn32480> fuckers...
[00:21:16] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[00:21:20] <NCommander> This is why we usually push the release notes after releasing
[00:21:21] <cmn32480> I edited the story and fell on my sword
[00:21:21] <NCommander> >.>;
[00:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[00:21:33] * exec points at Bytram
[00:21:39] <cmn32480> sonsa bitches
[00:22:06] <NCommander> cmn32480, on the plus side, we've gotten money
[00:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[00:22:16] <cmn32480> sonsa bitches
[00:22:25] <NCommander> Crap, he's stuck in a loop
[00:22:27] <NCommander> .op
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[00:22:47] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Aphrodite
[00:22:49] <exec> welcome cmn32480: Baltimore, MD, USA, 18°C/65°F, 8:22 pm GMT-4, Saturday, 20 May 2017
[00:22:58] <cmn32480> sonsa bitches
[00:23:02] <NCommander> fuck
[00:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> like $200+ on stripe. dunno what on paypal.
[00:23:19] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, you could look at the subscription list on prod ya know
[00:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas cheating.
[00:23:34] <cmn32480> beg-o-meter hasn't moved
[00:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> beg-o-meter is manual
[00:23:54] <NCommander> Always been manual
[00:24:10] * TheMightyBuzzard goes ahead and ties it directly in to the bank account
[00:24:37] <Xyem> Am I missing something? On the user info page, it says "probably would be more interested in the Preferences links you see up top there", but there isn't a "Preferences" link..
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[00:25:11] <NCommander> ... that probably predates SoylentNews that message
[00:25:28] * Xyem adds to TODO
[00:25:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Xyem, top-ish left. definitely above that statement.
[00:26:08] <Xyem> InfoJournalMessagesFriendsFansFoesFreaks
[00:26:57] <NCommander> Xyem, you dig deep enough, you're going to find CmdrTaco's tacos
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[00:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> preferences should be under info
[00:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> left side bar
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[00:27:47] <NCommander> I'm semi-debating adding a staff icon next to the star/smily face
[00:27:56] <Xyem> If you put low bandwidth/simple design on.. there isn't a left side bar..
[00:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em if they can't handle a few hundred k
[00:28:25] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:28:30] <NCommander> ... we mandate SSL
[00:28:37] <NCommander> Christ, that's like ...
[00:28:39] * NCommander brain melts
[00:28:50] <chromas> You should switch to the facebook style of upgrades
[00:28:52] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, are you on helium? I'm sorta tempted to see if anyone actually uses it?
[00:28:59] <Xyem> Perhaps I can change the message so it is just an inline link?
[00:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> uses what now?
[00:29:08] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, low bandwidth mode
[00:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm only on boron right this second
[00:29:23] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, there's a fuckton of ugly related to that in the skins code
[00:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[00:30:08] <Xyem> "probably would be more interested in <a>your preferences</a>, where you can customize SoylentNews"
[00:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, now where is that fucking Home link at...
[00:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, i forgot we always test-deploy to boron first.
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[00:45:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Into the Mental Resilience of Journalists - http://sylnt.us - writer's-bloc
[00:57:08] <cmn32480> sonsa bitches
[01:03:48] * chromas steals the turkey
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[01:09:37] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[01:09:39] <upstart> ^ 03Towards an Economically Viable roadmap to large scale space colonization | NextBigFuture.com
[01:12:30] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[01:12:30] <upstart> ^ 03Electric bikes could grow from 200 million today to 2 billion in 2050 | NextBigFuture.com
[01:13:10] <chromas> from the segwey dept
[01:17:24] <nick> well that is some rather modest growth projections
[01:17:42] <nick> you're not going to get VC funding with 2bn in over 30 years projections....
[01:18:07] <nick> 1tn by 2025 would be much more enticing
[01:18:11] <takyon> lol
[01:18:31] <takyon> it's dependent on other trends, like our ever-limiting batteries
[01:19:07] <takyon> if we manage to double the energy density of lithium batteries (see that Nova special for more details) then it makes the e-bikes much more attractive
[01:19:12] <takyon> and I already like the looks of them
[01:19:13] <charon_> i keep meaning to follow up on all the different stories we've done about NEW battery technologies and where are they now
[01:19:44] <takyon> it's next to unpossible. I would just use the NOVA episode as a baseline
[01:22:43] <NCommander> takyon, we're also talking about VCs who funded Jucieio
[01:23:04] <takyon> Juicero
[01:23:14] <NCommander> *Juicerio
[01:23:23] <takyon> *Squeezio
[01:23:29] <charon_> heheh, juicero
[01:30:27] <charon_> hmm, is whatever y'all are upgrading likely to be affecting story submissions?
[01:30:56] <charon_> exec is thowing a reskey error, see #test
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[01:34:06] <cmn32480> refresh the page. If exec is tossing a reskey error, it is likely that the key for that story changed.
[01:34:28] <cmn32480> but that ought not happen for another 3 minutes
[01:35:00] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[01:35:14] <upstart> ^ 03Drugs and more for Supersoldiers and strength enhancing exoskeleton armor | NextBigFuture.com
[01:35:19] <takyon> http://www.sciencemag.org
[01:35:27] <takyon> https://blogs.scientificamerican.com
[01:38:10] <charon_> cmn32480: same thing, the hash was the same after reload. i though reskey is what it fetches from SN in order to make the submission?
[01:38:53] <cmn32480> hapening on all or just that 1?
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[01:52:49] <NC|FromFuture> WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
[01:53:06] <NCommander> ...
[01:53:11] <NCommander> Future me is melodramatic
[01:53:26] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:53:27] <upstart> ^ 03Death Grips - Where's it at (Death Heated) - YouTube
[01:53:40] <chromas> That's just what you're going to want us to have believed
[01:54:10] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[01:54:11] <upstart> ^ 03Killing C.I.A. Informants, China Crippled U.S. Spying Operations - The New York Times
[01:56:29] <NC|FromFuture> chromas, your lucky lotto numbers are 2 8 21 and 47
[01:56:47] <chromas> Hey, that's the same combination on my luggage!
[01:58:33] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[01:58:34] <upstart> ^ 03SK Hynix Advances Graphics DRAM: GDDR6 Added to Catalogue, GDDR5 Gets Faster
[01:58:46] <takyon> someone asked about GDDR6 voltage. There's 1.35V
[01:59:10] <takyon> please tell us about High Bandwidth Memory 4.0, future man
[01:59:51] <NC|FromFuture> takyon, it was shit. Trump something something something. Darkside
[02:00:00] <NCommander> NC|FromFuture, ... of course you'd say that
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[02:08:25] <ppr> Techman likes to fuck kids in the ass!!
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[02:08:37] <chromas> it's that season again eh
[02:09:52] <cmn32480> apparently
[02:10:07] <NCommander> was too slow to kline :/
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[02:11:34] <NCommander> God damn it
[02:11:54] <takyon> that's some upgrade
[02:12:04] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - where is Talos?
[02:12:16] <cmn32480> probably better than IRC SUpernets
[02:13:14] <NCommander> I'm debating setting +M, +z, or +R
[02:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, he's workin fine. he just doesn't have any permissions.
[02:13:21] <NCommander> +z would require SSL to connect
[02:13:24] <NCommander> should shutdown the spambots
[02:13:58] <cmn32480> i tought his whole point was to stop this crap
[02:14:24] <chromas> +s works too for some bots
[02:14:42] <chromas> But we should be requiring a special handshake too
[02:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Electric-Saudi Arabia Deals Announced - http://sylnt.us - meet-the-new-boss
[02:17:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, we haven't had time to poke him with a stick. Deucalion's been busy getting a second ircd up.
[02:17:28] <cmn32480> chromas - https://www.youtube.com
[02:17:29] <upstart> ^ 03Best Handshake of All-Time - YouTube
[02:17:49] <chromas> ooh, a pronouncable video id
[02:20:23] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 853 joins during this reporting period!
[02:20:26] <NCommander> Amusing
[02:22:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
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[02:22:39] * chromas notices Diego's been missing for some time
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[02:22:46] <chromas> Go, Diego, Go!
[02:23:04] <poutine> You ever poop for 3 hours and then have to use your fingers to push your insides, which are now hanging outside, back into your anal cavity?
[02:23:07] <cmn32480> he's in ICE prison awaiting deportation
[02:23:15] <NCommander> Deucalion, is +f not usable w/ our services?
[02:23:27] <NCommander> poutine, holy undead trolls
[02:23:38] <lemon> poutine: not since tuesday
[02:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i only poop when i need to and stop when i don't. all this compulsive/retentive stuff is for noobs.
[02:24:07] <poutine> I can poop while running
[02:24:12] <Deucalion> NCommander, what do you expect +f to do?
[02:24:16] <poutine> Not everyone can do that you know
[02:24:16] <NCommander> Deucalion, flood control
[02:24:40] <chromas> There's some amount of flood control
[02:24:52] * chromas 's had bot booted before
[02:24:56] <poutine> Legitimate users like myself like to flood also
[02:24:57] <NCommander> chromas, autokick five lines in three seconds. I know you can do it in Unreal
[02:25:10] <poutine> check them against a dnsbl
[02:25:23] <Deucalion> NCommander, we have flood control set in the ircd.conf - I can dial it in harder
[02:25:30] <chromas> I think it's more like ~15 or so lines within whatever time and it boots from the whole server
[02:26:03] <Deucalion> ircd.conf flood control does not boot it just silently stops relaying messages in channels :)
[02:26:14] <chromas> Must've changed it
[02:26:54] <chromas> Set it to 1 message per minute. This isn't Twitter
[02:27:33] <Deucalion> It's a black art to get the line right so genuine users don't get quieted or booted - particularly here where people like to paste lots of code snippets and the like
[02:27:45] <NCommander> Deucalion, I'm ok with five in three secons
[02:27:49] <NCommander> Holy fireworks
[02:28:15] <cmn32480> is it possible to put a 5 second quiet on them when they log in?
[02:28:32] <Deucalion> Yus
[02:28:36] <chromas> and raise the bar when they're unregistered
[02:28:39] <cmn32480> taht may resolve the issue
[02:28:57] <cmn32480> nickserved gets you no quiet
[02:29:25] <cmn32480> 5 seconds from login to first line in the chan for un reg'd
[02:29:32] <cmn32480> or 3 seconds
[02:29:43] <cmn32480> the bots that are spammy are generally in and out in under 3 seconds
[02:29:51] <Deucalion> I can set brutal limits on unregistered nicks separately - just means the bot writer gets to add a nickserv reg line or two to the script.... unless we go full on confirm your email reg before valid - which I'd rather not do
[02:30:19] <NCommander> Deucalion, I'd honestly be OK w/ that
[02:30:20] <NCommander> TBH
[02:30:31] <cmn32480> the odds of an IRC spam bot writer having the bot reg w/ nickserv are pretty slim, I shoudl think
[02:30:43] <NCommander> cmn32480, you'd be surprised
[02:30:55] <Deucalion> Yeh... so hard to add a /ns register line to a bot
[02:30:56] <cmn32480> apparently I'm too nice
[02:31:14] <NCommander> Deucalion, maybe remove #soylent off /list? Most folks should either know its here or using the webclient. Probably put menthon of it in the MOTD
[02:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i could put the bot online in like 5m if it had oper powah
[02:31:55] <Deucalion> Fuck security through obscurity... we no hidey
[02:32:09] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, is Talos ready for service?
[02:32:13] <NCommander> Deucalion, meh, how hard would be a DNS blacklist?
[02:32:28] <cmn32480> why don't we start easy?
[02:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, take a few minutes to change debug statements to executions but yeah.
[02:32:40] <cmn32480> spam is NOT a huge problem here.. jsut annoying for the most part
[02:33:02] <Deucalion> NCommander, we have loads options for using blocklist / blacklists in ircd.conf - a lot of them block ToR exits though... and we're kinda ToR friendly
[02:33:18] <cmn32480> put in the 5 second quiet for unreg'd nicks... if there are more issues, go more draconian
[02:33:44] <NCommander> Deucalion, well, I don't mind forcing tor traffic out of our onionhole, and disallowing it in general
[02:34:23] <cmn32480> !grab NCommander
[02:34:23] <Bender> Added quote 837
[02:35:02] <Deucalion> I thought our onionhole was more like /dev/null at the moment... seem to remember our .onion died some time back
[02:35:03] <chromas> Just need to modify the ircd; integrate it into rehash
[02:35:18] <Deucalion> And hit 88mph!
[02:35:39] <chromas> rehashd-charybdisd
[02:35:52] <cmn32480> They keep talking about our onionhole... am I the only one giggling?
[02:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, should still be working as far as i know. we had to poke it with a stick a while back because we were getting dos'd from it.
[02:36:33] <chromas> cmn32480: that's tor-riffic
[02:39:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya_bastids
[02:39:15] * exec accidentally tosses a side channel of buffer underflows to ya_bastids
[02:39:22] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:39:24] * exec cromulently instantiates a dutch oven of hip hop for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:41:36] <Bytram> !gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:41:46] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:41:48] * exec inadequately slides a json representation of rupees to TheMightyBuzzard
[02:41:49] <Bytram> doh!
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[03:08:06] <_jasassin> i need some help with a question
[03:08:23] <_jasassin> what does it mean so close yet so far away?
[03:08:27] <_jasassin> what does that mean?
[03:08:47] <_jasassin> its making me angry
[03:08:50] <_jasassin> literally
[03:08:59] <_jasassin> i need to understand what that means
[03:09:28] * cmn32480 rolls off to bed.
[03:09:34] <_jasassin> no
[03:09:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight # soylent
[03:09:36] <_jasassin> stop
[03:09:37] * exec prematurely pukes a chest of sleep on #
[03:09:38] <_jasassin> answer
[03:09:45] <_jasassin> cmn
[03:09:47] <_jasassin> please dont
[03:09:52] <_jasassin> please at least try to explain
[03:09:56] <_jasassin> what that means
[03:10:13] <cmn32480> it means you are close to an answer or resolution, but how to get to that answer or resolution escapes you
[03:10:18] <cmn32480> example:
[03:10:30] <_jasassin> there is no example
[03:10:34] <cmn32480> you are on a trail... the parking lot is 500ft away
[03:10:44] <cmn32480> but there is a 300ft wide river in between
[03:10:51] <cmn32480> you are so close... yet so far away
[03:10:55] <_jasassin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[03:10:58] <_jasassin> ok
[03:11:00] <_jasassin> thank you
[03:11:01] <Deucalion> When you aim to do something, prepare for it, then try to do it - yet you missed one vital, usually minor detail and fail to achieve the goal because of that trivial thing. i.e. So close in the prep, but when actioning fell short by a whisker. So close ... yet so far. You were very close in that you crossed and dotted all but one thing - but very far away because ultimately you failed the goal and have to start again
[03:11:20] <charon> suddenly you hear him, Shia LaBouef
[03:11:32] <cmn32480> anyway... I'm out
[03:11:36] <_jasassin> thanks man
[03:11:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:11:37] <_jasassin> cya
[03:11:39] * exec democratically terrorizes a tub of political correctness with #soylent
[03:11:42] <Deucalion> night cmn32480
[03:11:50] * nick hat tip cmn32480
[03:11:54] <_jasassin> now i understand
[03:12:08] <charon> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:12:10] * exec allegedly extracts a spoon of flowers from cmn32480
[03:12:24] <_jasassin> achieving a goal but falling short
[03:12:32] <_jasassin> i think
[03:12:33] <nick> jasassin, the feeling you get when trying to reach something at the back of a high shelf
[03:12:50] <_jasassin> ohhhhhh yeah
[03:12:59] <_jasassin> but i dont get that im 6'2
[03:13:13] <_jasassin> im understanding though
[03:13:17] <_jasassin> you put it in a good way too
[03:13:20] <_jasassin> thankyou guys
[03:13:27] <_jasassin> i had no idea what the fuck that meant
[03:13:31] <_jasassin> thank you
[03:13:39] <Deucalion> The shelf is 10' and you need to build a ladder... yet your instructions for ladder building miss one crucial step....
[03:14:00] <Deucalion> I hope you can be less angry about common phrases in future
[03:14:03] <_jasassin> yes i understand now
[03:14:05] <_jasassin> thank you
[03:14:47] <_jasassin> its like the fish that got away
[03:15:09] <_jasassin> he bit the hook but it didn't catch and he swims free
[03:15:12] <_jasassin> i understand now
[03:15:19] <nick> yeah, that would be an example
[03:15:23] <Deucalion> It's common parlance because it is an all too common occurrence in our lives. Usually the thing we overlook is in the "obvious" not in the new.
[03:15:43] <_jasassin> i understand
[03:15:53] <_jasassin> new is something that can hardly be overlooked i get it
[03:16:46] <_jasassin> im sorry if it was a stupid question
[03:16:51] <_jasassin> i just really didn't get it
[03:17:31] <_jasassin> i specifically logged in to find out because you are the smartest people i know
[03:17:33] <_jasassin> thank you
[03:17:50] <Deucalion> In fact I just wasted 2 hours of my life because I missed one character in a copy / paste between conf files. I looked at those conf files 100 times and only on look 101 did I see the missing character in the field that "must be right" - so I was just skimming over it. I was so close, yet so very far because without it being right, shit just flat out would not work. 1 character away close, still failed hard.
[03:18:35] <_jasassin> ohhhhhh
[03:18:41] <_jasassin> now that makes me undestand
[03:18:43] <_jasassin> so close
[03:18:48] <_jasassin> yet so far away
[03:19:24] <_jasassin> nah it still doesn't make sense
[03:19:29] <Deucalion> lol
[03:20:06] <Deucalion> then I cannot help more. I have tried to explain it 2 different ways. I therefore suck at explaining things :D
[03:20:12] <_jasassin> is it a wish that didn't happen?
[03:20:53] <_jasassin> a horseshoe that missed the ring?
[03:22:35] <_jasassin> im sorry
[03:22:39] <_jasassin> i wasted your time
[03:22:46] <_jasassin> i still dont understand what it means
[03:22:48] <_jasassin> im sorry
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[03:23:16] <nick> are apparently so close but yet so far in understanding...
[03:32:06] * Xyem is amused as all hell right now
[03:37:31] <Bytram> ~gnight
[03:37:39] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:37:44] * exec disturbingly pilfers a floccinaucinihilipilificator of Soylent Green from #Soylent
[03:40:38] * Deucalion casts spell of sleep on Xyem....
[03:41:12] <Xyem> Haha, thanks. It's 5am and I should have gone to bed ages ago..
[03:41:32] <Deucalion> it's 4.41am
[03:41:42] <Deucalion> I suspect we're in the same TZ
[03:41:55] <Xyem> Quite possibly :)
[03:42:15] <Deucalion> I get my best work done when it's quiet :D
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[03:47:23] <Xyem> I think I'm am going to head off, morning everyone.
[03:47:38] <Deucalion> Don't let the brodsong keep you awake
[03:47:47] <Deucalion> birdsong*
[03:48:48] * Deucalion just plants that ear worm... every blackbird chirp will now keep Xyem awake.....
[03:49:00] <Deucalion> muahahahahah
[04:08:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tabby's Star Under Observation After Dimming Event Detected - http://sylnt.us - megastructures
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[04:28:59] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/54°F, 1:28 am GMT-3, Sunday, 21 May 2017
[05:46:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WikiLeaks Reveals 'Athena' CIA Spying Program Targeting All Versions of Windows - http://sylnt.us - the-whole-pantheon
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[09:30:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:30:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3444
[09:30:26] <Bytram> !uid
[09:30:26] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6604, owned by sassafras
[09:50:29] <Bytram> #fite chromas
[09:50:29] <MrPlow> #fite restricted to the channel #fite
[09:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:55:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3445
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[10:17:44] <Bytram> only 11 more coffee++ for a nice, monitonically increasing number
[10:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays!
[10:21:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:21:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3446
[10:27:20] <Bytram> here's a blast-from-the-past... http://monster6502.com
[10:27:21] <upstart> ^ 03MOnSter 6502
[10:27:50] <Bytram> https://cdn.evilmadscientist.com
[10:29:05] <Bytram> It's a 6502 constructed out of discrete components, constructed on a 4-layer PCB; 12" x 15" x 0.1"
[10:29:26] * Bytram misses his Atari 800 and Commodore 64s
[10:29:34] <Bytram> break time
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[10:29:48] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 11°C/52°F, 7:29 am GMT-3, Sunday, 21 May 2017
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[10:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:36:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 399
[10:48:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM and D-Wave Quantum Computing Announcements - http://sylnt.us - maybe-IBM-isn't-all-services
[12:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com As a veteran myself, this utterly fails to surprise.
[12:03:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:03:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:16:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Starts Charging What It Thinks You’re Willing to Pay - http://sylnt.us - I-am-willing-to-pay-$0
[12:19:31] <chromas> What was it charging before? Batteries?
[12:58:55] <FatPhil> Light brigades, I think.
[13:47:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New SMB Worm Uses Seven NSA Hacking Tools. WannaCry Used Just Two - http://sylnt.us - ahhh-crap
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[16:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New SMB Worm 'EternalRocks' Uses Seven NSA Hacking Tools -- WannaCry Used Just Two - http://sylnt.us - ahhh-crap
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[16:56:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Army Rations Helped Change Food - http://sylnt.us - making-it-tastier-by-comparison
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[18:19:56] * mechanicjay sends a message to a guy who wrote a piece of software 30 years ago to see if he still has a copy.
[18:20:42] * cmn32480 expect the return message to be engraved in a stone tablet
[18:20:50] <cmn32480> or worse... COBOL
[18:36:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 40,000 AT&T Mobility Workers Have Walked Out Until Monday - http://sylnt.us - a-ruined-weekend-for-some
[19:01:10] <chromas> AT&T Mobility Scooter Pilots unite!
[19:25:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 37,000 AT&T Mobility Workers Have Walked Out Until Monday - http://sylnt.us - a-ruined-weekend-for-some
[19:28:36] <chromas> That number gets smaller every time you tell it, grampa!
[20:16:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fearing Shadow Brokers Leak, NSA Reported Critical Flaw to Microsoft - http://sylnt.us - better-late-than-never
[20:34:07] <cmn32480> dear God I hate hanging curtain rods...
[20:34:30] <cmn32480> it doesn't matter how straight they are according to multiple levels... the wife says they are crooked
[20:39:21] <Bytram> one would be wise to NOT suggest that she is the one that is off-balance.
[20:39:55] <cmn32480> tooooo late
[20:43:53] * boru is almost certain there's a Twin Peaks joke in there somewhere...
[20:50:01] <Bytram> You have managed to pique my interest.
[21:57:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Changes the Way it Sells Books -- May Hurt Publishers - http://sylnt.us - amazon-would-never-be-underhanded
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[22:31:28] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 15°C/59°F, 7:31 pm GMT-3, Sunday, 21 May 2017
[23:25:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plasma Jet Engines - http://sylnt.us - jetsons