#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-20

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[00:36:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VLF Radio Waves Create Protective Bubble Around Earth - http://sylnt.us - the-earth-in-the-bubble
[00:59:44] <Bytram> !uid
[00:59:44] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6601, owned by iisan7
[01:13:45] <charon_> hiyo Bytram
[01:14:23] <Bytram> hiyo charon charon_
[01:14:33] * Bytram is 2nding stories atm
[01:15:07] <charon_> i meant to stuff the queue but it has been insane at work tonight. this is the first breath i've had for almost an hour
[01:15:31] <Bytram> in that case, you might want to take more than one breath, eh?
[01:15:40] <Bytram> ;)
[01:15:52] <charon_> no kidding. holding it for that long has side effect
[01:15:53] <charon_> s
[01:16:13] <Bytram> also, i find it best to alternate the exhales with the inhales
[01:16:25] <charon_> witchcraft!
[01:17:49] <Bytram> well, it's either that, or to alternate the inhales with the exhales... is hard to keep it all straight, yanno?
[01:19:29] <charon_> i'd go with hyperventilate and then hold it for 20 minutes
[01:20:37] <Bytram> that might work for, oh, a minute or two.
[01:21:25] <charon_> if i turn purple that means it's going perfectly
[01:22:59] * Bytram tap. tap. tap. May I have your attention please? Could we please have cleanup on aisle 5 for a purple dinosaur?
[01:25:35] <Bytram> "What happened Doc?" "Sad to say it, he met with a Violet end."
[01:26:19] * charon_ facepalms
[01:27:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elsevier Wants $15 Million Piracy Damages from Sci-Hub and Libgen - http://sylnt.us - you-reap-what-you-sow || US Court Upholds Enforceability of GNU GPL as Both a License and a Contract - http://sylnt.us - free-as-in-willy?
[01:27:23] <charon_> i'd /grab that, but it doesn't make sense on it's own
[01:27:40] <Bytram> well, just to be safe... nograb
[01:28:07] * Bytram hopes that at least one of those attempts was met with a chuckle
[01:30:00] <Bytram> only two more stories left to 2nd
[01:30:16] <charon_> the violet end one was quite good.
[01:30:23] <charon_> bytram++
[01:30:23] <Bender> karma - bytram: 89
[01:30:31] <Bytram> YAY!
[01:30:42] <Bytram> wasn't bad, if I say sew myself
[01:32:31] * Bytram notices charon_ was already 2nding the Green Antarctica story and backs out without making any changes
[01:33:04] <charon_> actually i was firsting it. so go ahead and confirm
[01:33:13] <Bytram> oh? ok.
[01:33:13] <chromas> charon_: s/r//
[01:33:15] <exec> <chromas> <charon_> actually i was fisting it. so go ahead and confirm
[01:33:18] <Bytram> tx!
[01:33:40] <charon_> !grab exec
[01:33:40] <Bender> Added quote 836
[01:34:04] <Bytram> exec: s/st/sh/
[01:34:06] <exec> <Bytram> <exec> <chromas> <charon_> actually i was fishing it. so go ahead and confirm
[01:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you rang?
[01:35:15] <chromas> exec: s/<.*?>/💩/g
[01:35:30] <chromas> exec: s/\<.*?\>/💩/g
[01:37:23] <charon_> chromas: s/.+/💩/
[01:37:24] <exec> <charon_> <chromas> /mode💩b *!*@*
[01:37:45] <chromas> Probably needed some () too
[01:38:22] <chromas> exec: s/(<).(>)/\1💩\2/g
[01:38:51] <chromas> exec probably ignored itself now like everybody else
[01:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[01:40:12] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) bitpay to the new api
[01:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 3
[01:40:22] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[01:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think ima work on the api after i get the new dev vm rockin n rollin
[01:41:23] <chromas> with gentoo or systemd?
[01:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> gentoo. gonna use it as another test deploy after we repave the unused load balancer and before we redo beryllium
[01:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> also wanna make several vms off the base install. one testing if we can use repo versions of perl/apache/mod_perl/mysql-cluster
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[01:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell. go to squish one spider in the floor and find a bigger one while i'm chasing it down.
[01:53:44] <chromas> In Australia, spider chase you down!
[01:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's it, i'm moving everything away from the walls and spraying the baseboards n window sills tomorrow.
[01:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> with napalm
[01:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.rt.com
[01:55:27] <upstart> ^ 03In wealthiest US state, taxing the rich no longer works — RT America
[01:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the ran-out-of-other-people's-money dept
[01:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, did you know it's not PC to call someone a tweaker anymore?
[01:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta call em methican americans now.
[01:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, bitcoin looks like it's gonna break $2k tonight
[01:59:58] <Bytram> break time
[02:07:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Sesame: Science Centre Unveiled in Jordan - http://sylnt.us - a-sesame-seed
[02:08:42] <cmn32480> buzzard - are they all dealing drugs?
[02:09:10] <cmn32480> I mena the methicans
[02:16:40] <nick> http://www.independent.co.uk
[02:16:41] <upstart> ^ 03Theresa May to create new internet that would be controlled and regulated by government | The Independent
[02:17:01] <nick> makes me proud to be british
[02:17:24] <cmn32480> COngrats Nick! you are a citizen of North Korea!
[02:17:27] <nick> '"Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet," it states. "We disagree."'
[02:17:52] <nick> 'Senior Tories confirmed to BuzzFeed News that the phrasing indicates that the government intends to introduce huge restrictions on what people can post, share and publish online.
[02:17:52] <nick> The plans will allow Britain to become "the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet", the manifesto claims.'
[02:18:39] <nick> this is what they meant when they talked about returning sovereignty from the EU
[02:19:12] <nick> '"We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm," the Conservatives write.'
[02:20:46] <nick> it's also what they mean by 'strong and stable'
[02:21:11] <nick> like i alluded to in a dept. title, Erdogan in turkey is a model of that, they have been inspired.
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[02:25:23] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 18°C/65°F, 7:25 pm GMT-7, Friday, 19 May 2017
[02:25:23] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 18°C/65°F, 7:25 pm GMT-7, Friday, 19 May 2017
[03:18:31] <chromas> BuzzFeed
[03:18:44] <chromas> From the fake-news dept
[03:24:07] <nick> buzzfeed is awful, maybe that's why a lot of government officials don't mind giving them quotes
[03:32:11] <NCommander> What the fuck did I read in the backscroll
[03:34:21] <cmn32480> ~reload
[03:34:26] <cmn32480> ~restart
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[03:35:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thoracic Surgeon Loses Funding After Paper Retraction - http://sylnt.us - dr-macciarini's-throat-elixir
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[04:25:01] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/54°F, 1:25 am GMT-3, Saturday, 20 May 2017
[05:15:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dell BIOS Update Bricks PCs - http://sylnt.us - "bricks"-is-absolutely-accurate-this-time
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[06:46:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rican Nationalist Oscar López Rivera Is Freed - http://sylnt.us - free-beer
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[08:36:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Approves 10 Locally-Designed Nuclear Reactors; China to Build 2 Reactors for Argentina - http://sylnt.us - news-met-with-glowing-reports
[08:40:46] <poutine> Wow SoylentNews is more like StinkyPoos
[08:45:40] <chromas> Excellently crafted insult.
[08:53:21] <poutine> thank you
[08:53:22] * poutine bows
[09:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~join #fite
[09:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:54:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3442
[10:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> well fuck. there's no morning news to speak of to read
[10:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Change is Turning Antarctica Green, Say Researchers - http://sylnt.us - i'd-settle-for-a-nice-shamrock
[10:31:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:31:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3443
[10:31:43] <Bytram> palindrome... nice!
[10:31:45] <Bytram> !uid
[10:31:45] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6601, owned by iisan7
[10:32:01] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[10:32:03] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 40°F, sunny, wind NW at 12 mph, humidity 62% - Saturday mostly sunny (36°F:58°F), Sunday mostly sunny (41°F:65°F), Monday scattered showers (44°F:59°F), Tuesday scattered showers (47°F:66°F)
[10:32:13] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[10:32:15] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 51°F, partly cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 52% - Saturday partly cloudy (44°F:64°F), Sunday mostly sunny (48°F:64°F), Monday scattered showers (47°F:54°F), Tuesday scattered showers (48°F:64°F)
[10:32:22] <Bytram> hmmm
[10:32:26] <Bytram> ~weather pwm
[10:32:28] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:32:38] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:32:40] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 55°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 52% - Saturday mostly sunny (49°F:60°F), Sunday mostly sunny (51°F:62°F), Monday rain (52°F:55°F), Tuesday cloudy (55°F:66°F)
[10:32:52] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[10:32:53] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 69°F, cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 69% - Saturday cloudy (58°F:68°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (61°F:68°F), Monday thunderstorm (60°F:77°F), Tuesday cloudy (63°F:74°F)
[10:32:54] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[10:32:56] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday mostly sunny (77°F:87°F), Sunday mostly sunny (74°F:85°F), Monday partly cloudy (75°F:85°F), Tuesday sunny (78°F:87°F)
[10:32:59] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke whilst Bytram goes through his list o weathers
[10:33:11] * Bytram just finished with 'em
[10:33:16] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:33:18] * exec scientifically derives a smidgen of underwear from TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:29] <Bytram> ~seen SirFinkus
[10:40:31] <exec> Bytram, SirFinkus was last seen in #Soylent 12 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes, 56 seconds ago with message: the hypothesis is too seductive, and the results of experiments never really lie up to the hype
[10:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:41:54] * exec $adverb pits a pocketful of hip hop against Bytram
[10:42:13] <Bytram> relatively benign tie
[10:42:21] <Bytram> question....
[10:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> really wish this cold would go away. i'd like to code something more complicated than hello world
[10:42:35] <Bytram> Pleare contact @nick:
[10:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[10:42:50] <Bytram> ^^^ isn't that the correct format to refer to someone?
[10:43:01] <Bytram> e.g. @Bytram:
[10:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, or <user>nick</user>
[10:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> either works
[10:43:41] <Bytram> was trying to refer to SirFinks in the site story I'm doing... didn't pick up on him, i.e. didn't see a link get made.
[10:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, not sure it works in stories.
[10:44:11] <Bytram> maybe works in comments, but not in stories?
[10:44:14] <Bytram> jinx
[10:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't believe i ever tested it
[10:44:39] <Bytram> yep, neither of those seem to work... unless
[10:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless he has a space in his name?
[10:45:09] <Bytram> ahh, he has a " " in his name
[10:45:11] <Bytram> doh!
[10:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> the ole irc limitation bites again
[10:45:49] <Bytram> nom nom nom
[10:46:17] <Bytram> hmmm, do you know if he has an @sn email addy?
[10:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact i do not
[10:46:50] <Bytram> well, that makes two of us, then.
[10:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> strength in numbers
[10:47:27] <Bytram> I suppose I could just try it and see if it bounces or not, but whats the fun in THAT?
[10:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> send him an admin->user message if ya can't think of another way to contact him
[10:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> or use his email from his user info page
[10:48:27] <Bytram> I'm updating the site upgrade story, added stuff about f@h, wanted to encourage more people to join up, thot I'd send them to him.. hence these queries on how to actually reach him
[10:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[11:16:26] <FatPhil> local fancy wine shop closing down - all wines 45% off - I left with a full rucksack of reds :)
[11:16:54] <FatPhil> bit of sirloin bought too - gonna be a good evening
[11:20:21] <Bytram> FatPhil: and... what are your plans for tomorrow morning's hangover? ;)
[11:20:36] <Bytram> but seriously, sounds like you snagged a great deal!
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[11:31:56] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 21°C/70°F, 2:31 pm GMT+3, Saturday, 20 May 2017
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[11:33:41] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 22°C/71°F, 2:33 pm GMT+3, Saturday, 20 May 2017
[11:33:56] <Bytram> break time
[11:34:06] <FatPhil> Bytram: I have the alcoholism' gene - I never get hangovers :)
[11:45:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Registration Requirement for Drone Hobbyists Struck Down by Appeals Court - http://sylnt.us - how-do-we-unregister?
[12:44:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be damned, my bot compiles again. it's entirely possible i'm done refactoring.
[13:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Partnering With HTC and Lenovo for Standalone VR Headsets - http://sylnt.us - real-reality-isn't-good-enough-anymore
[14:51:34] <cmn32480> ~join #fite
[14:55:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Large Moon Confirmed Around Slowly Rotating Dwarf Planet 2007 OR10 - http://sylnt.us - it-might-be-Mega-Maid
[15:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Update 17.05; Backend Changes; Folding@Home News; Accounts Milestone; Funding Shortfall - http://sylnt.us - site-status-smorgasbord
[16:16:03] * NCommander loves Gentoo's CPAN intergration
[16:16:04] <NCommander> Damn
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[16:27:00] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/54°F, 1:26 pm GMT-3, Saturday, 20 May 2017
[16:36:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Redstone: A Guide to the Builds - http://sylnt.us - all-you-Linux-people-can-just-move-along
[18:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carnage in Indian IT: Wipro, Infosys, Tech Mahindra, Cognizant Slash Jobs - http://sylnt.us - $15/hr
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[19:10:47] <SoyCow7073> Just wanted to let someone know that I received an error when attempting to subscribe
[19:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow7073, what kind?
[19:18:09] <SoyCow7073> I'll paste the message here
[19:18:11] <SoyCow7073> OK The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator, admin@soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[19:18:49] <SoyCow7073> I attempted payment with Stripe and this was the message received after submitting it
[19:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, you have javascript disabled by chance?
[19:19:45] <SoyCow7073> Actually, no
[19:19:54] <SoyCow7073> Not for SoylentNews
[19:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh... lemme check the payment log see if it went through
[19:21:15] <chromas> Does SN host the Stripe js?
[19:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, sourced from stripe
[19:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm seeing two rejected payments. /msg me the email address you gave stripe so i can tell if one was you?
[19:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, wait, three
[19:24:02] <chromas> https://www.gog.com
[19:24:03] <upstart> ^ 03Mount & Blade on GOG.com
[19:24:14] <chromas> (free game)
[19:24:57] <SoyCow7073> Did you get my msg? It's been ages since I used IRC
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[19:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Guards Eject Reporter - http://sylnt.us - shouting-questions-in-a-crowded-hallway
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[21:02:34] <SoyCow4809> Hi, I sent an email to admin@soylentnews.org. But it bounced, because it was relayd to jason@smbfc.net with my original from address (and my domains SPF records obv. don't allow that). What to do?
[21:14:26] <nick> hi SoyCow4809
[21:14:35] <nick> what was the email regarding?
[21:17:44] <SoyCow4809> just a question to support, nothing terribly important. was wondering if it's possible to change ones nick.
[21:18:06] * nick pokes TheMightyBuzzard
[21:18:52] <SoyCow4809> but i'm mostly wondering if this is a general problem with emails sent to you? or maybe a problem on my side? (my mailserver has worked with no problems for a couple years now, first time this happened)
[21:20:33] <nick> i'm not sure who gets the admin emails right now, will investigate
[21:22:06] <SoyCow4809> sure, no hurries, mainly just reporting it, more than asking anyting
[21:26:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Norwegian Seed Bank is Flooded; Seeds Unharmed - http://sylnt.us - now-they-can-grow!
[21:28:34] <mechanicjay> admin goes to me, pj and probably bytram at this point
[21:29:40] <mechanicjay> It's just a mail exploder.
[21:35:01] <nick> any thoughts on the above mail getting bounced?
[21:36:08] <mechanicjay> it's strange, I get emails for admin all the time, so it generally works. He said it bounced from jason@smbfc.net, which indicates that my server rejected it. I'd have to back and find the message trace to figure it out.
[21:37:53] <nick> always nice to have a mystery to solve ;)
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[21:38:47] <mechanicjay> actually it's worse admin forwards to mechanicjay@sn which then bounces a copy to my personal email -- that's a long thing to trace back.
[21:40:18] <mechanicjay> ...which I'm not going to now, because this is like only the 2nd sunny day we've had this month, and I'm about head back outside and enjoy it!
[21:40:52] <nick> sounds reasonable to me, enjoy the nice weather :)
[21:40:55] <SoyCow4809> please do!
[21:41:31] <nick> i need to take out the trash but it seems like a lot of effort for a saturday
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[22:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HSBC Voice Authentication Bypassed in BBC Test - http://sylnt.us - voices-in-my-head
[23:10:54] <cmn32480> #smake cmn32480
[23:10:54] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with pleasant hooters
[23:11:01] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!
[23:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's life, that is. sometimes you get what you don't deserve.
[23:13:38] <nick> #smake cmn32480
[23:13:38] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a pair of juggs
[23:13:48] <cmn32480> AWESOME!
[23:13:55] <cmn32480> that's twice!~
[23:13:59] <cmn32480> ina row!
[23:14:07] <nick> i dont know if we can handle two Deucalions
[23:14:11] <cmn32480> and I thought MrPlow hated me
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[23:16:15] <Deucali0n> rawrrrr...
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[23:16:54] <nick> i think we broke into a parallel universe for a second there
[23:17:12] <cmn32480> which one has the beard?
[23:18:09] <nick> i'm guessing the one that rawr'd
[23:18:30] <Deucalion> I think I glimpsed a hipster beard on it!
[23:18:59] * cmn32480 sharpens his pitchfork
[23:20:24] <nick> for some reason that gave me the idea to reword the classic sign 'trespassers will be shot, hipsters will be shot again'
[23:21:17] <Deucalion> that's sooo ironic
[23:21:56] * nick checks he's not a trespassing hipster
[23:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:50:38] <upstart> ^ 03David Allan Coe- If that ain't country - YouTube
[23:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com
[23:52:31] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:52:56] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:55:55] <cmn32480> are there free tools to manage large numbers of Linux installations?
[23:56:16] <cmn32480> I'm trying to make a point to gewg_, which I know will go unheard, but it's still nice to piss in his cherios
[23:56:16] <chromas> Windows 10
[23:56:30] <chromas> Dunno much about it but I've heard of tools like puppet
[23:56:43] <cmn32480> buzzard ^^^
[23:56:46] <Xyem> Depends on the definiton of "manage"?
[23:57:04] <cmn32480> apply all your software patches and policies, similar to what Windows does via WSUS and GPO