#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-17
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[00:25:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indian Teen Builds World's 'Lightest Satellite' - http://sylnt.us
[01:57:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beads Made From Meteorite Reveal Prehistoric Culture's Reach - http://sylnt.us - hopefully-not-kryptonite
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[02:48:58] <n1> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:49:06] <n1> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engraving is Now Reportedly the Most Automated Profession - http://sylnt.us - cutting-edge
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[04:12:31] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 13°C/56°F, 1:12 am GMT-3, Wednesday, 17 May 2017
[04:27:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wikileaks Offers $100,000 Bounty for Trump Tapes - http://sylnt.us - plenty-of-dirty-laundry-to-go-around || Google Deepmind's Slurp of 1.6m UK Medical Records: "Legally Inappropriate" - http://sylnt.us - deepmed
[05:08:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA: Sun Shining on Ice May Be Making Earth Sparkle - http://sylnt.us - or-unicorn-poop
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[05:59:53] <Bytram> charon++ GREAT dept line!
[05:59:53] <Bender> karma - charon: 8
[06:00:36] <chromas> 🦄💩
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[06:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cop Brushes Fentanyl Off Uniform, Overdoses - http://sylnt.us - bad-touch
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[07:19:04] <exec> welcome crutchy: and Datehttps://www.timeanddate.com - CachedState: Victoria (Vic)
[07:19:35] <crutchy> ~location crutchy
[07:19:36] <exec> *** location "crutchy" = "melbourne, australia"
[07:19:50] <crutchy> exec, you suck balls
[07:23:53] <clorox|2> ~g'day crutchy san
[07:23:55] * exec diabolically irritates a shitload of mail tiers with crutchy
[07:25:57] <crutchy> ~g'day chromas san
[07:25:59] * exec allegedly fires a ring buffer of windows 95 at chromas
[07:26:13] <chromas> how'd you know?
[07:26:24] <crutchy> wa host :p
[07:26:43] <boru> I didn't know.
[07:26:47] * boru updates the narc list.
[07:27:16] <crutchy> xlefay needs to come back and randomize the host serv thingy some more
[07:29:18] <chromas> 💩nick xlefay+
[07:29:25] <chromas> 💩nick xlefay2
[07:29:25] upstart is now known as xlefay2
[07:32:26] <crutchy> if he ever does come back his bouncer is gunna be spamming him for hours with all the scrollback he's missed
[07:34:08] <xlefay2> ping ping ping
[07:34:35] <crutchy> i been working on a lazarus project this week
[07:34:42] <crutchy> a system tray app
[07:34:44] <chromas> nice
[07:34:45] <crutchy> its fun
[07:34:56] <chromas> work-related?
[07:34:59] <crutchy> yeah
[07:35:10] xlefay2 is now known as upstart
[07:35:18] <crutchy> allows me to run commands remotely from a web server
[07:35:25] <crutchy> on user workstations
[07:36:08] <crutchy> so a user can click a link on a web page and it can do something that web browsers normally aren't allowed to do
[07:36:19] <crutchy> like open files on the hard disk
[07:36:25] <chromas> ooh that sounds naughty
[07:36:40] <crutchy> oh its very kinky
[07:37:52] <crutchy> i've sort of parameterized it a bit like prepared statements in sql, so someone could trigger remote commands, but they would be limited to doing only what could be done from the web browser
[07:37:56] * chromas thinks browsers should start supporting other languages
[07:38:08] <crutchy> like klingon?
[07:38:28] <chromas> yes
[07:38:38] * crutchy wonders if there is a klingon programming language
[07:38:53] <crutchy> instead of classes it could have crusties
[07:38:53] <chromas> #klingon 10 PRINT 💩: GOTO 10
[07:38:54] <MrPlow> 10 PRINT 💩: GOTO 10 ( 💩: )
[07:39:11] <chromas> Ah oh. I'm missing the appropriate font
[07:39:12] <crutchy> and instead of objects it could have underpants
[07:39:25] <crutchy> so you can have crusties in your underspants
[07:40:13] <chromas> all hail the underpants gnome3s
[08:27:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Johnny Depp to Star in Movie About John McAfee - http://sylnt.us - goofy-facial-hair-and-hats
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[10:05:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Dominates Voice-Controlled Speaker Market - http://sylnt.us - OK-Alexa,-tell-Cortana-to-call-Siri
[10:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3437
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[10:21:58] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 21°C/70°F, 5:21 am GMT-5, Wednesday, 17 May 2017
[11:24:15] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:24:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3438
[11:24:18] <Bytram> !uid
[11:24:18] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6598, owned by Milosz Piechocki
[11:24:22] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:24:23] * exec carefully hucks a dire ear of dehydrated water at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:28:40] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[11:28:42] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 54°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 56% - Wednesday showers (57°F:63°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:84°F), Friday scattered showers (37°F:60°F), Saturday sunny (38°F:58°F)
[11:28:45] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:28:47] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 57°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 73% - Wednesday sunny (64°F:72°F), Thursday mostly sunny (64°F:84°F), Friday partly cloudy (45°F:74°F), Saturday sunny (44°F:60°F)
[11:28:59] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:29:01] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 65°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 58% - Wednesday partly cloudy (70°F:86°F), Thursday mostly sunny (70°F:92°F), Friday partly cloudy (49°F:80°F), Saturday sunny (47°F:62°F)
[11:29:18] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:29:20] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 67°F, sunny, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 69% - Wednesday sunny (75°F:92°F), Thursday partly cloudy (74°F:94°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (57°F:90°F), Saturday mostly sunny (57°F:74°F)
[11:29:33] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:29:35] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 11 mph, humidity 77% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (77°F:85°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:85°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:85°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:84°F)
[11:30:31] <Bytram> on wed & thurs it will be warmer in Boston and Baltimore than in Miami?
[11:38:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Revealed Classified Information to Russia - http://sylnt.us - leakers-are-everywhere
[11:58:30] <Bytram> ~weather new delhi
[11:58:32] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 99°F, haze, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 24% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (81°F:99°F), Thursday mostly sunny (82°F:106°F), Friday mostly sunny (85°F:109°F), Saturday mostly sunny (85°F:110°F)
[11:58:37] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[11:58:39] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 99°F, haze, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 24% - Wednesday clear (81°F:99°F), Thursday mostly sunny (82°F:106°F), Friday mostly sunny (85°F:109°F), Saturday mostly sunny (85°F:110°F)
[12:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Trump Revealed Classified Information to Russia; and Tweets it to the World [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - leakers-are-everywhere
[12:31:27] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy don't curse your bot... that's like beating yourself up!
[12:52:15] <cmn32480> #smake I-95
[12:52:15] * MrPlow smakes I-95 upside the head with tp
[13:09:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I-95's a big fucking road.
[13:10:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> Miami, FL to Houlton, ME.
[13:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Miami, FL
[13:10:55] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 85F. Winds E at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms. High around 85F. Winds E at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[13:11:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Houlton, ME
[13:11:06] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies with a few showers this afternoon. High 68F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds WSW at 10 to 15 mph.
[13:16:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 40,000-year-old Bracelet Made by Extinct Human Species Found - http://sylnt.us - time-travellers
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[14:55:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ZeniMax Media Sues Samsung Over Gear VR Headset - http://sylnt.us - those-who-can't-do,-sue
[14:56:44] <weeds> It's a "World, World, World, World, World, Mad"
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[16:14:33] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/63°F, 1:14 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 17 May 2017
[16:27:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Remote Pacific Island Has World's Highest Plastic Trash Density - http://sylnt.us - pretty-trashy
[17:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carbonated Beverages Cause Weight Gain in Rats - http://sylnt.us - things-you-can't-drink
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[19:27:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Producing Fertilizer from Air Could be Five Times as Efficient - http://sylnt.us - growing-interest
[19:45:12] <chromas> five times as efficient as what?
[19:45:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> as not fertilizing
[19:45:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess
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[20:22:37] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 32°C/90°F, 3:22 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 17 May 2017
[21:07:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dubai Firm Dreams of Harvesting Icebergs for Water - http://sylnt.us - on-the-rocks
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[21:13:26] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 18°C/65°F, 2:13 pm GMT-7, Wednesday, 17 May 2017
[21:13:40] <ethanol-fueled> its way hotter than 65 degrees F
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[21:15:50] <charon_> it should feel cooler to you since you're evaporating faster
[21:18:09] <ethanol-fueled> more problem neighbors have moved out
[21:18:12] <ethanol-fueled> hooray!
[21:18:45] <ethanol-fueled> two homosexuals from Oregon and thier fag-hag were getting strung-out and going to bath houses every night, pulling up every goddamn night between midnight and 4am blasting techno music and making a scene
[21:19:36] <ethanol-fueled> Unscrupulous Nancies.
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[21:20:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> what does their being homosexual or from Oregon have to do with it? That's dick behavior whoever is doing it.
[21:20:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was too late, now I guess we'll never if those attributes were relevant.
[21:22:04] <charon_> they were making the bath-house too crowded for him
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[21:28:02] <charon_> anyone know anything about HDMI switches?
[21:38:43] <n1> probably not
[21:38:54] <n1> far too new technology
[21:38:55] <n1> :p
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[22:47:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chelsea Manning Released From Prison, Remains on Active Duty Pending Appeal - http://sylnt.us - home-sweet-home
[22:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> <MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon Ethanol-fueled
[22:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> which just goes to show that they have a sense of humor
[23:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was a new one on me. had to go fix a computer cause the child had no idea how to scroll without a wheel mouse.
[23:06:44] <charon_> what would the poor kid do if confronted by a phone with a dial?
[23:08:21] <chromas> If it was rotary, probably try to scroll it
[23:36:25] <charon_> hah, i juat had a guy come into my shop with a lawnmower that needed a simple fix. i tried to explain how simple it was, but he kept interrupting me with, "oh i'm so bad at machines, i can't possibly understand." so i just fixed it without explaining. hope he doesn't have the same problem again.
[23:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fun bit is her wheel mouse was working just fine, i just didn't tell her i'd put a new battery in it earlier in the week.
[23:41:33] <chromas> Did you make her cough up her allowance?
[23:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i already made her go buy me a candy bar earlier and then mow the yard.
[23:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> allowance is something that happens to other people in this house.
[23:46:16] <chromas> Hey now, she was allowed to go buy that candy bar
[23:46:24] <chromas> it's a privilege
[23:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought so.
[23:46:41] <chromas> same with mowing
[23:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, yeah. she'd prolly throw a fit if we didn't let her mow.
[23:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> she lurves driving the riding mower
[23:59:43] <Xyem> Time to head to bed. Goodnight everyone.