#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-03
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[00:26:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Success in the 3-D Bioprinting of Cartilage - http://sylnt.us - new-type-of-nose-prints
[01:46:36] <Bytram> paulej72++ journal fixes
[01:46:36] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 239
[01:55:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fraud in Heart Disease Trial - http://sylnt.us - heart-ache
[01:58:26] <paulej72> ~gnite #Soylent
[01:58:35] <Bytram> ~gnight paulej72
[01:58:37] * exec hideously deletes a hammerfs volume of excitement from paulej72
[01:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya fookers
[01:58:55] <paulej72> ~gnight #Soylent
[01:58:55] * exec romantically farts a photograph of Splode at ya
[01:58:57] * exec problematically waves an exabyte of sum yun gai at #Soylent
[01:59:27] <paulej72> I win
[02:02:45] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:02:47] * exec metrosexually sodomizes The Cloud of whoopass with TheMightyBuzzard
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[03:14:35] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/63°F, 12:14 am GMT-3, Wednesday, 3 May 2017
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[03:24:14] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 13°C/55°F, 8:24 pm GMT-7, Tuesday, 2 May 2017
[03:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fox News Exec Exits; Merger Rumoured - http://sylnt.us - fit-and-proper-yet?
[03:40:37] <chromas> Nooo! The only honest news company leaving us forever?
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[04:56:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Remnants of Expo 67, 50 Years Later - http://sylnt.us - how-time-flies
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[05:43:51] <chromas> https://www.amazon.com
[05:43:57] <upstart> ^ 03Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2) - Kindle edition by Leonard Delaney. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
[06:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analysis of 14 Million Arab Spring Tweets Reveals Normal People Drive Huge Movements - http://sylnt.us - on-the-periphery
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[07:47:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Quantum Theory About Reality or What We Know? - http://sylnt.us - so-it's-what-you-know,-not-who
[09:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sodium and Magnesium to Replace Lithium in Batteries - http://sylnt.us - more-flammable-metals
[10:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:27:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3406
[10:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> our load balancers are gonna replace dev?
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[10:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heat-Resistant Ultrasonic Transducers - http://sylnt.us - hot-topic
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[11:34:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:34:05] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:37:37] <tizizi> Hi everybody, I'd appreciate some help for my first submission
[11:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not an editor but i'll tell ya what i can
[11:39:34] <tizizi> Thanks TheMightyBuzzard, it's about the MP3 format being now patent free
[11:40:07] <tizizi> I have a mock up of a submission on <https://pastebin.com/TbpyzMwj>. Does this look good to you?
[11:40:07] <upstart> ^ 03Pastebin.com - Page Removed
[11:40:10] <exec> └─ 13Pastebin.com - Page Removed
[11:42:22] * TheMightyBuzzard checks
[11:43:17] <tizizi> oops, it should read "encoding is also free"
[11:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Yeah, that should work fine. The eds may pull in some quoted text from the linked articles but they shouldn't have much to say otherwise.
[11:45:14] <tizizi> Okay, thank you :) I'll submit the item then
[11:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[11:58:59] <cmn32480> We'll tear it apart... put it throgh the wood chipper, and then grind it into powder.
[11:59:13] <cmn32480> By the time we are done with it, it is gonna look just like ti did when you subbed it....
[12:00:10] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[12:00:11] * exec single-handedly extracts a bongload of more cowbell from the
[12:00:12] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:14] * exec proverbially heaps a caravan of peanut butter & pickle sandwiches on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:13] <tizizi> er, is there a page that shows submitted stories?
[12:04:24] <boru> Yes.
[12:04:28] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[12:04:30] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[12:04:31] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Submissions
[12:04:32] <cmn32480> I think
[12:04:58] <tizizi> yeah, that's it. Thanks!
[12:05:12] * cmn32480 cheated adn copied it from his bookmark
[12:05:21] <boru> Err, at least there was a link saying how many stories there are in the queue, but it no longer seems to exist on the front page, or has moved.
[12:05:36] <cmn32480> that only shows when there are less than 20
[12:05:55] <boru> Boo.
[12:09:40] <Bytram> Eek.
[12:09:45] <Bytram> =)
[12:09:46] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:09:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3407
[12:09:49] <Bytram> !uid
[12:09:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6586, owned by ubuntourist
[12:09:52] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:09:55] <exec> └─ 13IBM warns of malware it shipped on flash drives - CNET
[12:09:55] <upstart> ^ 03IBM warns of malware it shipped on flash drives - CNET ( https://www.cnet.com )
[12:09:57] <exec> └─ 13IBM warns of malware it shipped on flash drives - CNET
[12:10:30] <boru> Don't tell me they put Clearcase on their flash drives!
[12:12:05] <Bytram> the version control stuff?
[12:12:07] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[12:12:09] <upstart> ^ 03Mozilla takes a turn slapping Symantec's certification SNAFU • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:12:10] <exec> └─ 13Mozilla takes a turn slapping Symantec's certification SNAFU • The Register
[12:12:11] <exec> └─ 13Mozilla takes a turn slapping Symantec's certification SNAFU • The Register
[12:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:13:05] * exec slowly formulates a combinatoric explosion of TopKek for cmn32480
[12:13:12] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:13:13] * exec carefully combines a FAT12 volume of ribs with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:13:15] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:13:19] * exec presumably kipes a hammerfs volume of hot sauce from cmn32480
[12:13:21] <Bytram> https://mattermedia.com
[12:13:23] <upstart> ^ 03Disabling Intel AMT ( https://mattermedia.com )
[12:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, no gday for you
[12:13:56] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:13:57] * exec cantankerously gives birth to a byte of coins for bytram
[12:14:06] <cmn32480> ~nelson TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:08] <exec> 03TheMightyBuzzard: HA! HA!
[12:14:10] <Bytram> lol
[12:14:11] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[12:14:12] <upstart> ^ 03Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:14:15] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents • The Register
[12:14:15] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents • The Register
[12:14:19] <cmn32480> ~title off
[12:14:20] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[12:14:26] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[12:14:27] <upstart> ^ 03Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:14:33] <Bytram> better. thanks!
[12:15:20] <Bytram> http://feeds.nature.com
[12:16:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Beefs Up Warnings On '13 Reasons Why' After Outrage - http://sylnt.us - talk-to-your-kids
[12:16:22] <Bytram> not so good,it seems.
[12:16:31] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[12:16:32] <upstart> ^ 03Why online etiquette matters -- and why IT leaders should care | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[12:18:54] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[12:18:55] <upstart> ^ 03San Francisco to DMV: how should cops deal with self-driving cars that park wrong? | Ars Technica
[12:27:52] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[12:27:55] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 46°F, light rain showers, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 88% - Wednesday showers (35°F:54°F), Thursday mostly sunny (43°F:61°F), Friday cloudy (42°F:57°F), Saturday rain (51°F:58°F)
[12:27:57] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:27:59] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 54°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 14 mph, humidity 60% - Wednesday partly cloudy (39°F:60°F), Thursday mostly sunny (43°F:59°F), Friday rain (47°F:51°F), Saturday rain (48°F:56°F)
[12:28:01] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:28:04] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 56°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 55% - Wednesday cloudy (43°F:61°F), Thursday mostly sunny (45°F:57°F), Friday rain (53°F:54°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (50°F:63°F)
[12:28:08] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:28:10] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 62°F, sunny, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 42% - Wednesday mostly sunny (52°F:65°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (59°F:69°F), Friday showers (57°F:71°F), Saturday rain (50°F:62°F)
[12:28:15] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:28:17] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday mostly sunny (75°F:84°F), Thursday mostly sunny (76°F:84°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:88°F), Saturday partly cloudy (65°F:84°F)
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[12:38:47] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[12:38:49] <upstart> ^ 03Today, even US water is overly medicated—these scientists want to change that | Ars Technica
[12:54:04] <paulej72> ~weather
[12:54:06] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, sunny, wind W at 14 mph, humidity 45% - Wednesday partly cloudy (41°F:62°F / 5°C:17°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Friday rain (56°F:66°F / 13°C:19°C), Saturday showers (45°F:64°F / 7°C:18°C)
[12:55:24] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:55:24] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy skies this morning will become overcast during the afternoon. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 80F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy with periods of rain. Thunder possible. High 61F. Winds WSW at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
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[13:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Teams With NASCAR for Broadband Test - http://sylnt.us - pay-no-attention-to-the-high-tech-behind-the-curtain
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[14:48:04] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 11°C/52°F, 3:48 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 3 May 2017
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[15:06:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Vigilante is Putting a Huge Amount of Work Into Infecting IoT Devices - http://sylnt.us - Using-1337-powers-for-good
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[15:16:35] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 22°C/72°F, 12:16 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 3 May 2017
[16:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Female Dragonflies Fake Death to Avoid Lusting Males - http://sylnt.us - playing-hard-to-get
[16:52:23] <chromas> Sounds like feminism is spreading.
[18:26:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Windows 10 S Only Runs Software From Store - http://sylnt.us - no-one-saw-that-coming
[18:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Windows 10 S Only Runs Software From Windows Store - http://sylnt.us - no-one-saw-that-coming
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[19:17:07] <alexbst> heh
[19:47:21] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: don't piss in the water when you are out fishing; https://arstechnica.com
[19:47:23] <upstart> ^ 03Today, even US water is overly medicated—these scientists want to change that | Ars Technica
[19:48:15] <chromas> It's not an epidemic 'til the fish are shooting up their schools
[19:49:04] <paulej72> I would shoot up a school, but I have never been able to get it in the syringe
[19:49:34] <chromas> well that sucks
[19:50:13] <boru> Bytram; yeah, clearcase is a bloody abomination.
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[19:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leaked Document on Facebook's Marketing to Teenagers - http://sylnt.us - buy-now!
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[21:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://dailycaller.com
[21:21:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:21:37] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:25:40] <chromas> https://threatpost.com
[21:25:42] <upstart> ^ 03Researcher: 'Baseless Assumptions' Exist About Intel AMT Vulnerability | Threatpost | The first stop for security news
[21:26:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Orléans Dismantles Monuments to Failed Coup and Civil War Figures - http://sylnt.us - to-be-replaced-by-piles-of-beignets
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[22:23:04] <exec> welcome idetuxs: Buenos Aires, Argentina, 19°C/66°F, 7:23 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 3 May 2017
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[22:57:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Ecological 'Pawprint' of Domestic Dogs is Much Greater Than Previously Realised - http://sylnt.us - humans-aren't-number-one-by-a-mile?