#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-27
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[00:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Navy's New Mach 6 Electro-Magnetic Railgun Almost Ready for Prime Time - http://sylnt.us - is-that-a-railgun-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me?
[00:29:06] * Bytram wonders why Bender insists on providing an obfuscated link? s/b: https://soylentnews.org
[00:29:20] <Bytram> hmmm, no titles here?
[00:29:23] <Bytram> ~titles on
[00:29:56] <Bytram> ~title on
[00:29:58] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[00:30:01] <Bytram> =)
[00:30:14] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[00:30:15] <chromas> Bender's always given shortlinks
[00:30:17] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. Navy's New Mach 6 Electro-Magnetic Railgun Almost Ready for Prime Time - SoylentNews ( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:30:18] <exec> └─ 13U.S. Navy's New Mach 6 Electro-Magnetic Railgun Almost Ready for Prime Time - SoylentNews
[00:30:19] <exec> └─ 13U.S. Navy's New Mach 6 Electro-Magnetic Railgun Almost Ready for Prime Time - SoylentNews
[00:30:35] <Bytram> that may be, but I have always failed to see the value in doing that.
[00:30:48] <chromas> Probably to take up less space in the channel
[00:31:01] <chromas> It uses SN's own shortner though so there's no tracking
[00:31:11] <Bytram> what happened to your title/link processing bot?
[00:31:19] <chromas> it got stuck. I restarted it
[00:31:37] <chromas> Not sure what it was doing. Probably playing gorillaz.bas
[00:31:44] charon_ is now known as High_Lord_Charon_of_
[00:32:01] * Bytram didn't see it chime in on any of the links I just posted... is it just sleeping, or back to pining for the fjiords?
[00:32:12] <High_Lord_Charon_of_> see what you did? turning on titles and i'm stuck like this
[00:32:19] <chromas> it got stuck on your chipotle link in #editorial
[00:32:40] * chromas blames curl
[00:33:20] <Bytram> strange! the first one was a de-redirected link... was, originally: http://go.theregister.com
[00:33:21] <systemd> ^ 03Chipotle may have banished E coli, but now it has a new infection • The Register ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:33:23] <exec> └─ 13Chipotle may have banished E coli, but now it has a new infection • The Register
[00:33:24] <exec> └─ 13Chipotle may have banished E coli, but now it has a new infection • The Register
[00:33:52] * Bytram can't believe he's about to say this, but he's glad that 'systemd' (the bot) is here
[00:34:39] High_Lord_Charon_of_ is now known as High_Lord_Charon
[00:35:17] <chromas> systemd++ # :D
[00:35:17] <Bender> karma - systemd: -29
[00:35:30] <Bytram> ROFL!
[00:35:33] <High_Lord_Charon> lol
[00:35:51] <Bytram> that reminds me!
[00:35:53] <Bytram> poutine--
[00:35:53] <Bender> karma - poutine: -412
[00:36:02] <High_Lord_Charon> probably the first ++ it's ever gotten
[00:36:16] <Bytram> ~who-up systemd
[00:36:24] <chromas> !
[00:36:32] <chromas> also I think s/-//
[00:36:42] <Bytram> !whoup systemd
[00:36:42] <Bender> uppers of systemd are: chromas: 22, crutchy: 8, systemd: 4, JamesNZ: 4, charon: 1, aqu4: 1, crutchy__: 1
[00:36:52] <Bytram> !whodown systemd
[00:36:52] <Bender> downers of systemd are: geotti: -24, ar: -8, aqu4: -8, Subsentient: -7, chromas: -5, TheMightyBuzzard: -5, Runaway1956: -4, FatPhil: -3, Gravis: -2, janrinok: -1, Tramtrist: -1, arti: -1, mechanicjay: -1
[00:36:54] <High_Lord_Charon> uhh... what?
[00:37:00] <chromas> systemd upped itself
[00:37:14] <swiss> systemd++
[00:37:14] <Bender> karma - systemd: -28
[00:37:25] <High_Lord_Charon> systemd--
[00:37:25] <Bender> karma - systemd: -29
[00:37:43] * Bytram thinks it was long ago before you used the nick, someone just playing around, nicked as systemd, and ++'d themselves
[00:39:46] <chromas> 💩nick poettering
[00:39:46] systemd is now known as poettering
[00:39:50] <chromas> 💩say systemd++
[00:39:50] <poettering> systemd++
[00:39:50] <Bender> karma - systemd: -28
[00:40:02] <Bytram> poettering--
[00:40:02] <Bender> karma - poettering: -1
[00:40:04] <Bytram> =)
[00:40:10] <chromas> 💩say Poettering++
[00:40:10] <poettering> Poettering++
[00:40:10] <Bender> karma - poettering: 0
[00:40:17] <chromas> :D
[00:40:32] poettering is now known as poutine--
[00:40:36] <High_Lord_Charon> appropriate leading token
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[02:08:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - System 76 Moves Product Design and Manufacturing in House - http://sylnt.us - must-be-pricey
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[02:49:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[02:49:53] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 14°C/57°F, 11:49 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 26 April 2017
[03:36:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Launches Aircraft Carrier - http://sylnt.us - making-a-big-splash
[05:06:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Develop Eco-Friendly, 4-in-1 Catalyst - http://sylnt.us - green-chemistry
[06:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientist Invents Way to Trigger Non-Organic Photosynthesis-Like Reaction - http://sylnt.us - solar-fuel?
[08:15:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Needs Coal? Britain Did Nicely Without Coal for 24 Hours - http://sylnt.us - electrifying-news
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[09:35:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Illegal Engineering in Oregon - http://sylnt.us - illegal-to-doubt
[10:55:11] <paulej72> yum
[10:56:28] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:56:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3386
[10:56:41] <Bytram> allergies--
[10:56:42] <Bender> karma - allergies: -16
[11:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Want to Encourage Cooperation? Try Exchanging Names. - http://sylnt.us - I'm-charles-coward
[11:23:46] <paulej72> ~weather
[11:23:48] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 60°F / 16°C, cloudy, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 92% - Thursday partly cloudy (59°F:77°F / 15°C:25°C), Friday partly cloudy (60°F:83°F / 16°C:28°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (58°F:85°F / 14°C:29°C), Sunday partly cloudy (52°F:66°F / 11°C:19°C)
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[11:44:35] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Estonia, 6°C/43°F, 2:44 pm GMT+3, Thursday, 27 April 2017
[11:45:32] FatPhil is now known as SoyGuest48501
[11:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuuuuck
[11:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> left my phone in the living room and slept in two hours.
[11:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:54:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3387
[11:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:54:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3388
[11:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:54:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3389
[11:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:58:58] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 378
[12:13:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:13:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3390
[12:16:25] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:16:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3391
[12:16:28] <cmn32480> ~gday Bytram
[12:16:30] * exec emphatically pairs a rusty trombone of 1-up shrooms with Bytram
[12:16:31] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[12:16:33] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:16:33] * exec prematurely copies a terabyte of psilent consonants for the
[12:16:34] * exec insensitively sodomizes a spoon of Beer-brand beer with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:16:44] * exec slowly liberates a potion of targeted ads from cmn32480
[12:16:54] <Bytram> ~gnday cmn32480
[12:16:55] * TheMightyBuzzard wins by default
[12:16:57] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:16:59] * exec hurriedly instantiates a raid 2 volume of CentOS for cmn32480
[12:17:13] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:17:15] * exec defiantly pilfers a dumpster full of cheese from TheMightyBuzzard
[12:17:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nooooo! my cheese!
[12:17:27] <Bytram> Cheese!
[12:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:17:32] * exec democratically steals a used franger of celerons from Bytram
[12:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win
[12:17:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:17:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3392
[12:18:02] <cmn32480> cheese... aka "The Great Colon Cleanser"
[12:18:05] <Bytram> what WAS the name of that movie with Wallace and Gromit...
[12:18:24] <Bytram> A Grand Day Out?
[12:18:24] * TheMightyBuzzard has no idea
[12:22:15] <Bytram> yep!
[12:22:23] <Bytram> As Wallace and Gromit relax at home, trying to decide where to spend their upcoming bank holiday, Wallace decides to fix a snack of tea with cheese and crackers. Finding no cheese in the kitchen, he decides that the pair should go to a place known for its cheese. After browsing several possible locations, a glance out the window at the night sky gives them the idea to travel to the moon, since, according to Wallace, "everybody knows the
[12:22:23] <Bytram> moon's made of cheese." They build a rocket in the basement and pack for the trip,
[12:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> never watched it or known anyone who has until now.
[12:23:59] * cmn32480 remembers wallace and grommet in a passing kinda way
[12:24:09] <cmn32480> claymation, IIRC
[12:27:51] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[12:27:51] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 81
[12:28:16] <Bytram> absolutely hilarious British humor... the attention to detail is *amazing*
[12:36:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marissa Mayer Will Get $186M Golden Parachute Upon Yahoo's Sale To Verizon - http://sylnt.us - failing-upwards
[12:54:10] <paulej72> too humid today
[12:54:39] <paulej72> and now the big bight thing in the sky is showing
[12:55:15] <boru> I've heard tell of such an object, but only in the myths and legends of my people.
[12:58:37] <Bytram> got some things to take care of... will check back in later.
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[13:41:04] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 11°C/51°F, 2:41 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 27 April 2017
[14:18:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Allays Some Critics With First Use of New Mass-Hacking Warrant - http://sylnt.us - don't-you-believe-it
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[14:51:52] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/62°F, 11:51 am GMT-3, Thursday, 27 April 2017
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[15:18:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> #sumbit https://arstechnica.com
[15:18:18] <exec> └─ 13Picture this: Senate staffers’ ID cards have photo of smart chip, no security | Ars Technica
[15:21:38] <boru> That's gold.
[15:31:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well... It means someone's going to be able to blackmail Senators (and/or their staffers) for a LOT of gold.
[15:46:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Square Hires Yik Yak’s Engineers, Leaving Fewer Than 10 Employees Behind - http://sylnt.us - unicorn-cannibalism
[16:31:41] <capt_curmudgeon> In other news, Yik Yak is still a thing...
[16:34:06] <capt_curmudgeon> in other other news, my nick is still capt_curmudgeon
[16:46:29] AndyTheAbsurd is now known as lt_cynical
[16:46:41] <lt_cynical> What are your orders, Captain?
[16:46:51] <cmn32480> more power to the warp engines!
[16:47:34] <lt_cynical> cmn32480: shut up, you're not in the chain command!
[16:49:00] <cmn32480> shhhh..... I'm undercover
[16:57:38] <capt_curmudgeon> Tear out the cabling to AWS, we can use it to fuel the warp enignes!
[17:03:42] <paulej72> shhhh..... I'm hunting wabbits
[17:06:27] * lt_cynical grabs tools, starts tracking down which cables go to AWS
[17:06:56] <paulej72> OMG they all do
[17:07:13] <paulej72> everyone that I have test can ping AWS
[17:10:38] <capt_curmudgeon> Well, shit, get working on those firewall rules lt_cynical, we need to keep the AWS out of our networks until we can isolate its source and destroy it by surreptitiously deploying systemd in it's midst!
[17:11:05] <lt_cynical> Sir! Yes, sir!
[17:14:48] lt_cynical is now known as AndyTheAbsurd
[17:16:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Stores to Expand Gratis Seminars - http://sylnt.us - you-mean-i-have-to-leave-the-house?
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[18:48:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Begins Installing Missile Defense System in South Korea - http://sylnt.us - poking-the-madman-up-north
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[20:04:05] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Estonia, 2°C/35°F, 11:04 pm GMT+3, Thursday, 27 April 2017
[20:27:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Implanted Scaffold With T Cells Rapidly Shrinks Tumors - http://sylnt.us - hopefully-them-tcells-don't-fall-off-that-scaffold
[22:02:25] <swiss> clorox|2: SoyGuest64809 you're both vulnerable to the new weechat exploit
[22:04:49] * clorox|2 lols at TheMightyBuzzard's bots for sending swiss' ctcp replies to me
[22:05:13] <swiss> yeah, his version replies went to channel
[22:05:34] <clorox|2> Ah, I see how it is
[22:05:38] <clorox|2> Thanks for the notice
[22:05:45] * clorox|2 doesn't see an update yet
[22:07:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Live Murder: A New Global Pastime - http://sylnt.us - modern-psychos
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[22:14:15] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 3:14 pm GMT-7, Thursday, 27 April 2017
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[22:16:37] <exec> welcome AndyTheAbsurd: Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA, 28°C/82°F, 6:16 pm GMT-4, Thursday, 27 April 2017
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[22:47:03] <RoxyRose18> everdred esainane_ AndyTheAbsurd mechanicjay Web_weasel Azrael n1 alexbst zipppy FatPhil popeydoll poutine-- arti|work x0908d3b2 sigh Leebert stderr acanthus Runaway1956 exec sirecote Deucalion clorox|2 sedctl Aphrodite chromas TheMightyBuzzard boru Talos MrPlow cosurgi swiss SirFinkus
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[22:47:39] <chromas> Oh, is it that time again already?
[22:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hah! it got poutine-- first in #test
[22:48:42] <mechanicjay> wtf was that?
[22:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot i expect. you'll prolly need to ban it later
[23:09:30] * n1 plays 'my summer car'
[23:12:59] <paulej72> tired, just finished 12 miles on my bike. took advantage of the nice day
[23:18:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless it had a motor i am sorely disappointed in you for violating the pasty nerd stereotype.
[23:19:58] <paulej72> no motor
[23:20:23] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes his head
[23:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> exercise should only be had if you're forced or with a naked woman
[23:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Volkswagen to Roll Out an Electric Car in China. Can It Help Reduce the Smog? - http://sylnt.us - check-the-software-first