#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-26
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[00:06:02] <Deucalion> ~weather
[00:06:10] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 39°F / 4°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 77% - Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F:50°F / 3°C:10°C), Wednesday rain (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C), Thursday showers (42°F:54°F / 6°C:12°C), Friday mostly cloudy (43°F:58°F / 6°C:14°C)
[00:06:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Populism Surge Unlikely to Dent Corporate Deal Making - http://sylnt.us - too-big-to-fail
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[00:23:58] <charon_> http://www.thedailybeast.com
[00:23:58] <systemd> ^ 03The Man Who Wants to Tax Porn Thinks His Past Assault Case Is "Fake News" - The Daily Beast
[00:25:32] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, looks like The Long Dark is exiting early access (latest announcement) - they've had a countdown active on their website for the last 21 days (9 days remaining) - they're tight-lipped as always right now, but early access is definitely closing so most likely the countdown is for story mode :D
[00:26:52] <Deucalion> I've grabbed a couple copies in the midweek sale as gifts... now just to see what transpires in 9 days then work out who deserves a gift :)
[00:28:10] <Deucalion> I figured as I've had sooo many hours out of it and I bought it for peanuts originally in early early access, I can drop a few shekels on a couple copies at half price the EA price as gifts :D
[00:58:41] <charon_> never heard of it
[01:16:41] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:16:43] * exec covertly imagines a wallet of op codes with #soylent
[01:19:02] <cmn32480> the man who wants to tax porn should be shot, drawn, quartered, and pureed
[01:19:11] <charon_> hiyo cmn32480
[01:19:20] <cmn32480> ~gday charon
[01:19:21] * exec excoriatingly snatches a training bra of cheese from charon
[01:19:25] <charon_> ~submit https://www.eurekalert.org
[01:19:35] <charon_> #submit https://www.eurekalert.org
[01:19:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:19:58] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:20:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:20:04] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:21:01] <charon_> offs
[01:21:12] <chromas> hah
[01:21:19] <chromas> Run 'em both
[01:22:42] <charon_> he only wants to tax porn to keep people from being addicted to it like he is
[01:23:05] <charon_> so they won't want to marry their computers, like he does
[01:27:21] * chromas caresses his kernel
[01:31:11] * cmn32480 cleans up the mess from chromas' kernel panic
[01:31:47] <charon_> !grab cmn32480
[01:31:47] <Bender> Added quote 829
[01:31:56] <cmn32480> !quote 829
[01:31:56] <Bender> Quote 829 - <cmn32480> ~gday charon
[01:32:15] <charon_> son of a pig
[01:32:18] <cmn32480> Bender can't grab actions
[01:32:35] <chromas> Bender--
[01:32:36] <Bender> karma - bender: -3
[01:32:40] <cmn32480> now... let me go clean up the mess from chromas' kernel panic
[01:32:52] <charon_> stupid bender. i knew we should have gotten Grabber instead
[01:32:55] <chromas> !grab cmn32480
[01:32:55] <Bender> Added quote 830
[01:33:07] <chromas> !grab charon_
[01:33:07] <Bender> Added quote 831
[01:33:33] <cmn32480> lol
[01:33:41] <cmn32480> !quote lol
[01:33:41] <Bender> Quote 48 - <IT_phreak> lol didn't mean to interrupt ;D
[01:33:42] <chromas> Kernels are hot though.
[01:33:45] <Bender> Also in quotes: 59, 70, 734, 785
[01:33:47] <chromas> Oh baby, show me your spinlocks
[01:34:15] <charon_> i like corn
[01:36:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plastic-Eating Caterpillars Can Degrade Polyethylene - http://sylnt.us - butterflies-with-plastic-wings
[01:37:30] <chromas> We need more animals like that. We could turn animal sanctuaries into landfills
[01:38:36] * chromas throws his trash in the ocean to make lobsters thrive
[01:39:40] <charon_> hold on there. first we need to genetically engineer the lobster to eat human fle--- err, plastic
[01:51:23] <cmn32480> human plastic?
[01:51:27] <cmn32480> sounds interesting...
[01:51:41] <cmn32480> made from the oils in out overly fat bodies after renering?
[01:54:47] <charon_> i have never rendered a human (this week)
[01:56:31] * cmn32480 is too tired to second stories
[01:57:16] <Bytram> cmn32480: got ya covered -- go to bed.
[01:57:51] <cmn32480> is it bad that I'm too tired to second... not even to push 1st's?
[01:58:16] <Bytram> not bad, just your body *trying* to tell you: "GO TO BED AND GET SOME SLEEP!"
[01:58:31] <Bytram> meet me in #editorial
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[02:45:22] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/60°F, 11:45 pm GMT-3, Tuesday, 25 April 2017
[02:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Preliminary Results of Breakthrough Listen Project Released - http://sylnt.us - eureka?
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[04:28:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Upward Mobility Has Fallen Sharply in US - http://sylnt.us - need-a-ladder
[06:08:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber vs Apple — Kalanick cut off by Cook - http://sylnt.us - you-don't-mess-around-with-Tim
[07:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISIS Threaten Hacker After He Fills Jihadi Twitter Accounts With Porn - http://sylnt.us - trolling-for-fun-and-profit
[09:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloud Solution Proposed for Coral Bleaching - http://sylnt.us - http://gizmodo.com
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[10:31:26] * TheMightyBuzzard has tweaked a few noses in comments over the past day or so
[10:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:31:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3383
[10:48:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gay Russians in Chechnya Speak Out - http://sylnt.us - religion-of-piece
[11:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:03:51] * exec $adverb planks an assfull of nudez and aminals for Bytram
[11:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:05:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 374
[11:36:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:10] * exec diabolically penetrates a safespace of smell my finger with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:36:19] * exec transphobically requisitions a bribe of closure for cmn32480
[11:36:41] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:36:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3384
[11:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:37:36] <cmn32480> how things this morning buzzard?
[11:38:07] <boru> Missed opportunity for 'ThisMorningBuzzard'.
[11:38:20] <cmn32480> good point
[11:38:30] * cmn32480 files that for alter use
[11:38:37] <cmn32480> *later
[11:39:01] <boru> I imagine TheMorningBuzzard to be rather curmudgeonly. MorningBoru is, at least.
[11:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say there's no such thing as a MorningBuzzard but i spose i've been one for years now.
[11:39:17] <cmn32480> how things w/ you boru?
[11:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i gets up at 5am every day and gets straight to work before i've even finished a cup of coffee.
[11:39:48] <boru> I'm exhausted, but otherwise fair. I'll be moving to a new team away from this shit sandwich at the end of the week. How're things with yourself?
[11:40:46] <boru> TMB; best time of day.
[11:41:09] <boru> Well, besides whiskey o'clock, naturally.
[11:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. far and away my best coding hours. probably because they're when my ADHD drugs are kicking along full speed.
[11:41:58] <boru> Aye, wee hours in general, I find. Quiet, ergo suitable for deep thought.
[11:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> now the other end of wee hours, they're right out for me. i turn into a pumpkin somewhere between 9pm and midnight every night.
[11:43:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> taking amphetamines every morning will regulate the hell out of your sleeping hours.
[11:43:43] <cmn32480> see I'm best between 8 and nooish
[11:43:46] <boru> Aye, no doubt.
[11:43:58] <cmn32480> after the first cup kicks in
[11:44:38] <boru> Aye, tends to be my most productive time at work.
[11:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i feel ya on that first cup but i find i can get quite a lot of coding done while i'm still trying to wake up. possibly because my brain's cleared out all the clutter from the day before and is running fresh, dunno.
[11:45:09] <cmn32480> 'except days like today... where I'm pissing it away on IRC... and searching Amazon for stuff
[11:45:10] <boru> I try to get in at 7/7:30 to get some work in before the herd swans in.
[11:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, zactly
[11:45:29] <cmn32480> boru - yes
[11:45:37] <cmn32480> this morning I'm pissing it away on IRC
[11:45:49] <cmn32480> and looking for new lugs for my trailer
[11:46:00] <cmn32480> lug nuts... the lugs are fine
[11:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm sitting here updating the three Calculate(mostly gentoo) boxes on my network instead of monkeying with rehash today.
[11:46:44] * cmn32480 considers taking a nap
[11:47:26] <cmn32480> i must be stressed out.. I dont' think I moved after I turned off the light last night, and was jolted awake by the alarm.
[11:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get my desktop set up like audioguy has lithium set up now. build generic x86-64 packages for the other two systems and have them point to mine for updates.
[11:47:53] <cmn32480> or perhaps it was the whiskey
[11:47:56] <boru> Aye, I do that.
[11:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, quite likely. beer + bbq chicken had me up all night with smoke-flavored heartburn.
[11:48:36] <boru> Local cross compile package site in a poudriere jail for low powered SBCs.
[11:48:48] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at boru
[11:48:51] <boru> Cross compile on some big iron, that is.
[11:48:58] <boru> Definitely worth it for ports, man.
[11:49:13] <boru> Unless you're cold, in which case you should build firefox or llvm.
[11:49:19] <boru> Bloody C++...
[11:49:45] * cmn32480 starts writing an SOW for another 45 days onsite... and cries just a little
[11:50:01] <boru> What's that?
[11:50:07] <boru> ~wtf sow
[11:50:13] <boru> #wtf sow
[11:50:15] <cmn32480> Scope Of Work
[11:50:21] <boru> Ah.
[11:50:24] <cmn32480> ~define SOW
[11:50:26] <exec> SOW: unable to find definition
[11:50:32] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[11:50:32] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with tmb's fish
[11:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> this box ain't precisely big iron (7 years old) but it still builds damned fast what with being a six core.
[11:50:38] <boru> wtf: I don't know what `sow' means!
[11:50:42] <boru> Boo.
[11:51:01] <boru> Aye, I've been meaning to upgrade my big rig.
[11:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add sow, a female pig
[11:51:12] <exec> definition for term "sow" set to "a female pig"
[11:51:15] <boru> Build rig is currently a dual socket sandybridge.
[11:51:24] <cmn32480> big feather in my cap.. customer has said (without actually making this a condition of the PO) that they want only my face to show up on their sites
[11:51:29] <boru> I'm waiting for some new xeons.
[11:51:48] <boru> As a deterrent?
[11:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may build me a build/gaming box out of a ryzen and continue using this one for my desktop since it doesn't have the hardware rootkit.
[11:52:15] <boru> Heh, indeed.
[11:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, until the ryzens came out, there was no point in upgrading this box. it would have not made financial sense to "upgrade" a six core 3.6GHz processor to anything Intel or AMD was offering.
[11:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> even been debating buying a spare motherboard/cpu for it before they get too high so i can replace them when they eventually die.
[11:58:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:58:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3385
[11:58:20] <Bytram> !uid
[11:58:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6577, owned by JessicaTips
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[12:03:03] <Bytram> https://phys.org
[12:03:05] <systemd> ^ 03A new sensor increases smartwatch battery life five times
[12:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:03:17] * exec arrogantly penetrates a hugbox of chocolate sailors with Bytram
[12:03:22] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:03:24] * exec skeptically queefs a bucket of horse tentacle tofu at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:03:28] <cmn32480> ~gday Bytram
[12:03:30] * exec prematurely hallucinates a trunk of piano wire with Bytram
[12:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win
[12:03:35] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:03:38] * exec insensitively sets a singularity of cigars by cmn32480
[12:03:55] <Bytram> cmn32480: tie, I think
[12:03:57] <boru> What in blazes are chocolate sailors?
[12:04:08] * Bytram has no idea
[12:04:21] <cmn32480> ~define chocolate sailors
[12:04:23] <exec> chocolate sailors: unable to find definition
[12:04:34] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:04:35] <systemd> ^ 03HipChat Prompts Password Resets Following Server Hack | SecurityWeek.Com ( http://www.securityweek.com )
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[12:05:36] <SoyCow3204__> I submitted an additional link and clarification for the Marathon Pharmaceuticals story that'll be posted later today. I'd appreciate it if an editor could update the story. Thanks in advance.
[12:06:20] <Bytram> break time
[12:06:20] <Bytram> afk
[12:07:00] <cmn32480> SoyCow3204__, we will take care of it. Thanks for the heads up
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[12:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - States Introduce Dubious Anti-Pornography Legislation to Ransom the Internet - http://sylnt.us - a-marriage-is-formed-between-one-man-and-one-electronic-computing-device
[12:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> break
[12:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:29:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 375
[12:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit
[12:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:29:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 376
[12:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin mail client kicked up a popup dialog telling me it couldn't connect to the server and broke my macro
[12:31:06] * Bytram offers splits and bandaids and duct tape
[12:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to find out there's an option in the client config of claws mail to NOT tell you if it can't connect to your mail server
[12:36:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: BTW, I noticed that <quote> no longer seems to be translated to <blockquote> on user submissions... I thought I saw that work in the last site update, but it seems to have been lost along the way. :/
[12:37:44] <Bytram> NB: and <blockquote> becomes: <blockquote><div> -- apparently for fear of CSS dependencies IIRC from a chat with PJ way back when
[12:40:36] <Bytram> afk laundry
[12:42:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that was a pj fix. give him a hit-up about it.
[12:43:15] <Bytram> k
[12:46:52] <Bytram> done -- see #dev
[12:46:52] <Bytram> https://phys.org
[12:46:54] <systemd> ^ 03Study identifies optimum human hand-throwing techniques
[12:47:01] <Bytram> how far can you throw YOUR hand?
[12:47:03] <Bytram> ;)
[12:47:12] <Bytram> and... with that, is time for me to head to work.
[12:47:19] <Bytram> Have a GREAT day everyone!
[13:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:06:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 377
[13:47:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gloves Convert Sign Language to Written Text, SMS or Speech - http://sylnt.us - no-haptic-feedback
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[14:47:23] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 14°C/58°F, 11:47 am GMT-3, Wednesday, 26 April 2017
[15:26:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dentist Accused of Extracting Teeth While Riding Hoverboard - http://sylnt.us - band-name-of-the-week
[16:56:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marathon Pharmaceuticals Cashes Out on Regulatory Loopholes - http://sylnt.us - all-about-the-Benjamins
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[18:17:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Creates News Service "Wikitribune" - http://sylnt.us - fake-news-anybody-can-edit
[19:05:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Betraying "Hire American" Pledge, Trump Rewards Companies Offshoring US Jobs - http://sylnt.us - pants-on-fire
[19:56:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Has a Database Containing 25 Million Books and Nobody is Allowed to Read Them - http://sylnt.us
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[21:18:45] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 2:18 pm GMT-7, Wednesday, 26 April 2017
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[21:26:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disney Will Never Alter or Restore Original Star Wars Trilogy - http://sylnt.us - we-demand-a-jar-jar-force-ghost
[21:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[21:29:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:30:03] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://ucrtoday.ucr.edu
[21:34:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:34:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:36:49] <chromas> Sure are a lot of Bill Nye memes lately
[21:37:19] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[21:37:19] <systemd> ^ 03[no title]
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[21:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'on account of him being a douchenozzle
[21:40:38] <chromas> Yep. We need a new TV sciene presenter 4kids
[21:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mr wizard was da bomb but today i'd say adam savage
[21:42:23] <chromas> didn't mr wizard die though? jesus took the wrong guy
[21:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, lotsa people die though. can't go holding that against them.
[21:52:28] <paulej72> i died a little bit when trump was elected
[21:57:11] <chromas> paulej72: This is one of the reasons Trump won: https://www.youtube.com
[21:57:12] <systemd> ^ 03My Sex Junk - Rachel Bloom - Bill Nye Saves The World - YouTube
[21:59:32] <paulej72> I think I puked a bit and died inside a bit again watching that
[22:00:34] * chromas muppet nods
[22:27:35] <charon_> looks like SoylentNews' own bytram has won the prize for comment #500000: https://soylentnews.org
[22:27:37] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | Elon Musk Urged to Dump Trump
[22:28:45] <mrpg> eeeeee congrats!
[22:32:21] <n1> Bytram++
[22:32:21] <Bender> karma - bytram: 88
[22:32:26] <charon_> he will be receiving a $10 gift certificate to McDonalds and a bouncy rubber ball
[22:32:31] <n1> he's a good egg that Bytram
[22:34:21] <mrpg> our own code tester.
[22:34:57] <charon_> hmmm... you think he...? nah
[22:35:07] <mrpg> hm....
[22:35:29] <mrpg> trustno1
[22:35:34] <charon_> lol
[22:36:23] <n1> is it just me or is the site going slow?
[22:36:38] <charon_> it is for me also
[22:37:53] <mrpg> its slow for me. 2mbits.
[22:38:09] <mrpg> wait, my internet is 2mbits, never mind.
[22:39:31] <mrpg> QUICK; Marissa Mayer or Trump?!?!
[22:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, appears fine here
[22:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme check server load
[22:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sphinx (search indexer) is running but it shouldn't slow things down too badly
[22:43:41] <charon_> uh... trump
[22:48:43] <mrpg> but she has experience, years in front of a sinking ship.
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[22:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, https://www.google.com!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x87087941aa2e8a4b:0xa0f3a2c767f9ac13!8m2!3d36.8600261!4d-101.2134954
[22:53:15] <systemd> ^ 03Google Maps ( https://www.google.com )
[22:54:38] <charon_> Hooker Equity Exchange?
[22:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i haves no idear. okies is the craziest peoples.
[22:56:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cassini Has Made its Last Flyby of Titan - http://sylnt.us - this-is-why-we-can't-have-nice-things
[22:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:57:23] <systemd> ^ 03Straight Outta Compton (redneck version) - YouTube
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[23:04:56] <mrpg> Bender: nice to see you
[23:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender, bier mrpg
[23:07:28] * Bender geeft een flesje hoegaarden aan mrpg
[23:09:11] <mrpg> danke schön
[23:09:37] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to think if he has a use for running android-x86 in a vm
[23:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[23:13:16] mechanicjay is now known as capt_curmudgeon
[23:13:22] <chromas> It's linux without poettering
[23:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> just read "TLDR: Leverage Kubernetes annotations across your cluster to declaratively configure management of monitoring and logging." as the first sentence of an article.
[23:13:27] <chromas> so yes
[23:13:30] <paulej72> All Hail capt_curmudgeon
[23:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone's playing silly buggers with buzzwords and i have no time for such
[23:14:18] <capt_curmudgeon> Full speed ahead men. Update those man pages, compile those kernels, update that caching, and by all means, for the love of god, stay ahead of The Cloud!
[23:14:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://fossforce.com
[23:14:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:14:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:14:50] <charon_> capt_curmudgeon: s/Cloud/Butt/
[23:14:51] <sedctl> <charon_> <capt_curmudgeon> Full speed ahead men. Update those man pages, compile those kernels, update that caching, and by all means, for the love of god, stay ahead of The Butt!
[23:14:53] <exec> <charon_> <capt_curmudgeon> Full speed ahead men. Update those man pages, compile those kernels, update that caching, and by all means, for the love of god, stay ahead of The Butt!
[23:15:49] <capt_curmudgeon> charon: s/charon/butthead/
[23:16:16] <charon_> muahah
[23:16:18] <capt_curmudgeon> :( well screw you too exec
[23:17:05] <capt_curmudgeon> TheMightyBuzzard: that word salad that contains some Kubernetes doesn't even parse.
[23:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[23:17:27] * capt_curmudgeon opens up a COBOL book
[23:18:40] * capt_curmudgeon fires up his green screen terminal
[23:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> capt_curmudgeon++
[23:19:32] <Bender> karma - capt_curmudgeon: 1
[23:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> green on black is the only way to live
[23:20:06] <capt_curmudgeon> I've been doing orange on black for years now, but the green on this old zenith is very soothing.
[23:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's easier to remember the proper color for terminal emulators too because it's your two hex digits of choice surrounded by two pairs of zeros.
[23:22:18] <chromas> What if my hex digits of choice are 0s?
[23:22:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't work. you'd all the time be getting them mixed up with the ones that go on the sides.
[23:22:51] * chromas puts two 0s before he puts two 0s, and then he puts two more
[23:23:27] <capt_curmudgeon> because, what the hell: http://archives.smbfc.net
[23:23:28] <systemd> ^ 03[no title]
[23:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, nice
[23:24:42] <capt_curmudgeon> The best part are the giant character block screen layout sheets in the back of the book
[23:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, fun
[23:25:33] <charon_> i dig the curly cord
[23:27:25] <capt_curmudgeon> can't be arsed to take a picture, but they're basicall like these but with out the IBM branding: http://blog.bounceweb.com
[23:27:30] <systemd> ^ 03[no title]
[23:28:32] <capt_curmudgeon> lol, also missing the "instructions bit" as I guess, this COBOL book is all like modern and stuff -- designed for use with Mag-tape or something.
[23:28:54] <capt_curmudgeon> s/instructions bit/punching instructions/g
[23:28:54] <sedctl> <capt_curmudgeon> lol, also missing the "punching instructions" as I guess, this COBOL book is all like modern and stuff -- designed for use with Mag-tape or something.
[23:28:56] <exec> <capt_curmudgeon> lol, also missing the "punching instructions" as I guess, this COBOL book is all like modern and stuff -- designed for use with Mag-tape or something.
[23:29:48] <capt_curmudgeon> When The Cloud rains, what will the drops be made of? What about when The Cloud Reigns?
[23:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> the tears of sysadmins the world over
[23:32:05] <capt_curmudgeon> hmm... +1 insightful
[23:32:10] <capt_curmudgeon> TheMightyBuzzard++
[23:32:10] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 297
[23:32:36] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off after food and an evening's entertainment courtesy of Adventures in Babysitting (original version)
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