#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-22
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[00:06:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massachusetts Throws Out 21,587 Tainted Drug Convictions - http://sylnt.us - real-reason-to-celebrate-4/20
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[01:35:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Rolls out Chatbot Tools in Race to Dominate Voice-Powered Tech - http://sylnt.us - His-Master's-Voice
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[02:44:12] <SoyCow4234> Well I can see that the chan is hopping as much as the site
[02:46:25] <Bytram> am real and fully knackered... time to hit the hay
[02:46:35] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:46:40] * exec carefully hurls a sidechain of Hitler did nothing wrong at #Soylent
[02:54:24] <chromas> #smake exec
[02:54:24] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with diego
[03:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Warns Against Cough Syrups with Codeine or Tramadol - http://sylnt.us - kill-the-pain-not-the-kid
[03:10:27] <SoyCow4234> Hitler has been rehabilitated because of soylent
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[03:14:58] <chromas> Well he died so his sins are forgiven. It worked for Jesus.
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[03:48:28] <charon> what was that about aaron hernandez?
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[04:18:58] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/63°F, 1:18 am GMT-3, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[04:45:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Habitable Planet, LHS 1140b, Only 40 Light Years Away - http://sylnt.us
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[06:16:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Migraine, Epilepsy Drug Caused Serious Birth Defects in Thousands of French Children - http://sylnt.us - medicine
[07:43:35] <FatPhil> ~gday nick
[07:43:36] * exec homogeneously hangs a trigger warning sign about a buttcrack of terrible puns on nick
[07:44:00] <FatPhil> I've won this one.
[07:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Justice Department Considering Charges Against Julian Assange - http://sylnt.us - no-surprise
[09:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Data on Hospital Inspections to Become Public - http://sylnt.us - finally-get-the-oops-totals
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[10:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3370
[10:47:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IVF Success Rate Boosted by Using Diamond-Coated Petri Dishes - http://sylnt.us - in-utero-fertilization-often-involves-diamonds-too
[11:11:09] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:11:10] * exec sardonically hurls a sidechain of Super VHS tapes at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:11:21] * exec accidentally requisitions a shitton of SASL salsa for cmn32480
[11:11:32] <cmn32480> Little league opening day today... is it wrong that I was praying for rain?
[11:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> self-addressed-stamped-llama salsa for you
[11:12:36] <cmn32480> you got Super VHS...
[11:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can have our rain. it's overstayed its welcome anyway.
[11:14:24] <cmn32480> just enought o shut down baseball today...
[11:14:29] * cmn32480 needs a freaking day off
[11:16:12] * TheMightyBuzzard needs a beer
[11:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:16:30] * exec insensitively blows a hollowed out iMac of red-eye gravy at Bytram
[11:18:38] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:18:40] * exec hideously postulates a hashtable of gold doubloons towards TheMightyBuzzard
[11:18:53] <Bytram> gravy and hash?
[11:18:54] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:18:56] * exec cohesively derives a used franger of rum from bytram
[11:18:58] * Bytram is getting hungry
[11:19:03] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:19:05] * exec casually blows a wine flute of 2 steak shit at cmn32480
[11:19:20] <Bytram> ~define franger
[11:19:23] <exec> franger: unable to find definition
[11:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm... hash....
[11:20:03] <cmn32480> all righty... off to opening day for Little League
[11:20:10] <cmn32480> if anybody is gonna shoot me.. now is the time
[11:20:35] <Bytram> good luck
[11:20:39] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:20:41] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 60°F, cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 84% - Saturday rain (48°F:60°F), Sunday cloudy (51°F:60°F), Monday rain (52°F:57°F), Tuesday rain (56°F:60°F)
[11:22:18] <Bytram> ~weather preque isle
[11:22:20] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 32°F, cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 93% - Saturday rain and snow (32°F:37°F), Sunday cloudy (31°F:53°F), Monday partly cloudy (23°F:47°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (39°F:54°F)
[11:22:25] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:22:27] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 40°F, light rain showers, wind NE at 13 mph, humidity 90% - Saturday showers (36°F:44°F), Sunday partly cloudy (41°F:55°F), Monday mostly sunny (39°F:58°F), Tuesday rain (43°F:48°F)
[11:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:22:29] <MrPlow> Today: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. High 61F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Rain showers early with mostly cloudy conditions later in the day. High 67F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
[11:22:37] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:22:39] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 43°F, fog, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 95% - Saturday scattered showers (41°F:50°F), Sunday partly cloudy (45°F:57°F), Monday partly cloudy (46°F:58°F), Tuesday rain (47°F:49°F)
[11:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt shipping up to boston
[11:22:49] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:22:49] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:22:51] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F, cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 69% - Saturday cloudy (74°F:81°F), Sunday thunderstorm (71°F:80°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (67°F:87°F), Tuesday sunny (66°F:83°F)
[11:23:07] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[11:23:09] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 93°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 7% - Saturday mostly sunny (68°F:94°F), Sunday sunny (73°F:98°F), Monday sunny (75°F:101°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (73°F:100°F)
[11:23:16] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[11:23:18] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 104°F, widespread dust, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 21% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (82°F:105°F), Sunday sunny (81°F:106°F), Monday mostly sunny (77°F:100°F), Tuesday sunny (75°F:100°F)
[11:23:37] <Bytram> ~weather new delhi
[11:23:39] <exec> 10New Delhi, Delhi, India - currently 103°F, widespread dust, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 21% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (82°F:105°F), Sunday sunny (82°F:107°F), Monday sunny (78°F:101°F), Tuesday sunny (75°F:101°F)
[11:24:03] <Bytram> ~weather south pole
[11:24:05] <exec> south pole temp:
[11:36:52] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:36:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3371
[11:36:56] <Bytram> allergies--
[11:36:56] <Bender> karma - allergies: -14
[11:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3372
[11:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. took a couple hours of debugging and turned out to be a missing )
[11:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> now wtf is wrong with displaying the net
[11:43:55] <Bytram> syntax_highlighting++
[11:43:55] <Bender> karma - syntax_highlighting: 1
[11:56:26] <Bytram> https://phys.org
[11:56:28] <exec> └─ 13Physicists demonstrate new way to violate local causality
[11:56:40] <Bytram> do it at a distance?
[11:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> they dindunuffin
[11:57:58] * Bytram wants an eggmcmuffin
[11:59:15] <Bytram> http://www.nature.com
[11:59:53] <Bytram> ^^ "Experimental violation of local causality in a quantum network"
[12:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, Bytram, got payment net displaying the net income except for stripe cause they don't give us that info back.
[12:01:45] * Bytram goes to take a look at what's new
[12:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> also threw an asterisk by the number cause it's easier to see that way.
[12:02:10] <Bytram> what does the asterisk mean?
[12:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> means THIS IS GROSS, DO NOT ADD IT.
[12:02:54] <Bytram> ummm, would a "G" or "g" be more meaningful?
[12:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> not to me cause i dunno which would mean what =P
[12:03:39] <Bytram> lookin better...
[12:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you got a different way you want it displayed, lemme know. yer the one using it most.
[12:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and if you want income since date from stripe, you can let me know that as well and i can log in and pull it up.
[12:06:13] <Bytram> just tried a $15.00 sub using BC on dev
[12:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> shows up
[12:07:05] <Bytram> was capturing http comms... can you not see the BC flag being passed into subscribe.pl?
[12:07:06] <Bytram> POST /subscribe.pl cmd=_xclick&charset=UTF-8&amount=15.00&days=180&puid=4031&uid=4031&from=&type=user&op=stripe&stripeToken=src_1ABMz2KAL8UJd4wpZgRxa5j0&stripeTokenType=source_bitcoin&stripeEmail=bytram%40soylentnews.org
[12:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i can see it but i'm not gonna hardcode their fee algorithms in to the source cause they're subject to change without notifying us lowly devs.
[12:08:39] <Bytram> I understand that. I just need to know that it was a BC or a CC trans coming from stripe so I can figure out what the net amount *IS*
[12:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tell ya what i will do though, i'll put in a feature request for them to send the net back with the rest of the data.
[12:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> having you calculate it is bloody stupid and lazy on their part.
[12:11:15] <Bytram> I agree. OTOH, that will be nice for the *future*, but for *historical* and *current* results, I'm still stuck being unable to have the information I need in order to calc the net amount to put in the nagger.
[12:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i said ask me. i can look it up fairly quickly and not have to calculate squat.
[12:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> any direction we go besides getting stripe to add a Net field is going to be The Wrong Way, so we might as well save effort while we're being wrong.
[12:13:20] <Bytram> I'd like to keep an independent path avail... I have a program I wrote which pulls down the subs page(s) needed, calcs the net based on known rates, spits out the net total over the period, along with % of funding goal which i copy/paste to the nagger
[12:14:28] <Bytram> and as for the rates changing over time, could use a table with a date/time range that a rate is known to be in effect, and columns for multiplier, addon, and max amount.
[12:15:13] <Bytram> for any subscription, find the time range that appplies for that payment type, calc the overhead, subtract from gross, display gross and net.
[12:15:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Suggests Sympathetic Nervous System Key to Thermogenesis - http://sylnt.us - is-it-hot-in-here?
[12:15:39] <Bytram> actually, always display gross AND net
[12:47:05] <Bytram> ok gtg
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[13:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Recalls 53,000 Cars Over Brake Issue - http://sylnt.us - don't-stop-now
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[13:48:43] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 13°C/55°F, 8:48 am GMT-5, Saturday, 22 April 2017
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[15:25:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Juicero Squeezed by Press and Internet - http://sylnt.us - squeezing-green-from-a-VC
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[16:20:54] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/63°F, 1:20 pm GMT-3, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[16:57:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Card With a Fingerprint Sensor Revealed by Mastercard - http://sylnt.us - order-a-replacement-finger
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[17:59:27] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 14°C/58°F, 12:59 pm GMT-5, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[18:25:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sensor-Filled Glove Could Help Doctors Take Guesswork Out of Physical Exams - http://sylnt.us - advances-in-proctology
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[19:55:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Circular Runways: Engineer Defends His Proposal - http://sylnt.us - roundabouts-for-airplanes
[20:23:33] <chromas> Circular? Why not spirals?
[20:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> that engineer is an idiot. how, precisely, are you supposed to know what point to hit the circular runway without the nav system working?
[20:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://themerkle.com
[20:27:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:27:39] <exec> └─ 13Open Source Remote Access Trojan Targets Telegram Users – The Merkle
[20:28:03] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://liliputing.com
[20:29:03] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:29:04] <exec> └─ 13Linux PC builder System76 plans to design, manufacture its own hardware - Liliputing
[20:29:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rosehosting.com Do not take this as a serious submission, folks. Reading the first step had me falling out of my chair laughing.
[20:31:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:31:18] <exec> └─ 13Secure your SSH using two-factor authentication on Ubuntu 16.04 – RoseHosting.com Blog
[20:31:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com Things like this are why I would never hire a professional programmer without an online portfolio of source code to check for Blatant Stupidity.
[20:44:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:44:09] <exec> └─ 13Top-ranked programming Web tutorials introduce vulnerabilities into software - Help Net Security
[20:44:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fox Revives 'The X-Files' ... Again - http://sylnt.us - we-are-not-alone
[22:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://milo.yiannopoulos.net Nope, no snark in the summary. Saving it for the comments.
[22:03:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[22:03:40] <exec> └─ 13Gay Russians Speak Out About Rising Fear Of Honor Killings In Muslim-Majority Chechnya – MILO NEWS
[22:03:45] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
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[22:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar. manually subbed.
[22:26:49] <chromas> palemoon-- #for taking so long to build
[22:26:49] <Bender> karma - palemoon: 2
[22:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD's Ryzen Could be Forcing Intel to Release "Coffee Lake" CPUs Sooner - http://sylnt.us - dive-into-a-coffee-lake
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[23:02:06] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 25°C/77°F, 4:02 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[23:02:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Shit, missed the science march
[23:02:23] <Ethanol-fueled> because fuck waking up before noon on a Saturday
[23:02:37] * chromas assumes it was as dumb as the women's march
[23:02:57] <Ethanol-fueled> All of the virtue-signaling weenies who should have attended are at Coachella-fest, the pseudo-grassroots corporate photo-op for celebrities and rich-kids
[23:03:22] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, the idea was to see if it was truly rejecting all politics in science, or if it was just another anti-trump circle-jerk
[23:03:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Guess I'll find out later.
[23:03:36] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[23:03:38] <exec> └─ 13Houston's March for science on Earth day! - Album on Imgur
[23:03:55] * chromas came across that just when you popped into the channel
[23:04:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, that ain't really that bad.
[23:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> there are always going to be one or two idiots trying to cram Trump into everything
[23:04:52] <chromas> It's Houston though. Do they have celebrities and rich kids?
[23:05:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I doubt it...it ain't exactly Austin
[23:05:23] <Ethanol-fueled> That place is all oil and maybe some military industrial complex
[23:06:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Anyway, gonna splizzie
[23:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe be back later drunk
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[23:07:34] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 25°C/77°F, 4:07 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[23:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled> One more thing -
[23:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> GO LE PEN!
[23:07:45] <Ethanol-fueled> STOP THE ISLAMIC MENACE!
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[23:12:21] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, USA, 12°C/54°F, 7:12 pm GMT-4, Saturday, 22 April 2017
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[23:12:42] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, USA, 12°C/54°F, 7:12 pm GMT-4, Saturday, 22 April 2017
[23:12:55] <chromas> Oh sure, NCommander comes in right after Ethanol-fueled leaves. That doesn't seem suspicious at all
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[23:24:46] <pinchy> its the Talos princible starring stderr, swiss and u
[23:25:18] <stderr> ?
[23:30:13] <stderr> pinchy: What are you talking about?