#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-17
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[00:27:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Civil Engineers Give USA's Infrastructure Another D-Plus - http://sylnt.us - watch-where-you-drink-and-drive
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[00:47:31] <jasassin> i got a question im not sure how to describe it...
[00:47:50] <jasassin> you know in video games nowadays they are all made of polygons....
[00:48:19] <jasassin> do you think it would be possible to make a world out of small spheres? does it make any sense?
[00:48:48] <jasassin> i mean know thats the way the world is, but to make one on a computer... is it feasable?
[00:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> how small?
[00:49:25] <jasassin> microscopic
[00:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> atomic?
[00:49:39] <jasassin> hmmm probably not
[00:49:56] <jasassin> realistic looking
[00:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, really, really not feasible. spheres take a lot of polygons each to even fake well.
[00:50:57] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[00:52:52] <jasassin> i thought i was onto something and you blew my idea out of the water
[00:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> not my fault. blame the vid card makers. they're the ones who only like drawing triangles.
[00:54:42] <jasassin> yeah i know
[00:55:28] <jasassin> need a soc that shoots spheres out its ass
[00:55:50] <jasassin> billions
[00:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.bostonglobe.com Free speech for all. Unless they disagree with us on something...
[00:58:59] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:59:00] <exec> └─ 13Wellesley College student newspaper ignites free-speech debate - The Boston Globe
[00:59:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:03:25] <jasassin> didnt you just have one of those?
[01:04:10] <jasassin> i read something somewhere im sure it was here that the dickhead college students are the ones destroying the first ammendment with their inability to deal with hate
[01:06:00] <jasassin> they broke totem, now they got nautilus so stupid omg so fucked
[01:06:42] <jasassin> its like a combination of a ribbon bar with a drop down menu
[01:06:44] <jasassin> its fucked
[01:07:41] <jasassin> like how to create a folder... its fucking stupid
[01:07:59] <jasassin> almost aggravates me... well it does slightly
[01:10:22] <jasassin> crackhead ribbon bar asss MOFJF FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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[02:07:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Creative Proposals for "the Trump Wall" -- Hyperloop Along the Border and Others - http://sylnt.us - that-is-NOT-what-we-expected
[02:09:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[04:16:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows Servers at Risk - http://sylnt.us - security-through-no-one-getting-fired
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[06:17:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slavery Alleged at U.S. Immigrant Detention Centres - http://sylnt.us - cheap-foreign-labor
[07:55:19] <SoyGuest40442> So, has a trump supporter been propagating fake news? http://blog.dilbert.com
[07:58:44] <chromas> Ooh, the Official Answer®™&©
[07:59:13] * chromas unofficially robs a liquor store.
[08:27:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Leaders Moot Cannabis Legalisation - http://sylnt.us - puff-puff-pass
[09:29:25] SoyGuest40442 is now known as FatPhil
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[09:29:32] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Estonia, 1°C/34°F, 12:29 pm GMT+3, Monday, 17 April 2017
[09:59:07] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:59:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3357
[09:59:14] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[09:59:15] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 35°F, cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 97% - Monday rain and snow (27°F:40°F), Tuesday cloudy (24°F:43°F), Wednesday showers (31°F:48°F), Thursday rain and snow (33°F:42°F)
[09:59:18] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[09:59:19] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 74% - Monday partly cloudy (36°F:63°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (35°F:44°F), Wednesday scattered showers (40°F:45°F), Thursday rain (40°F:47°F)
[09:59:21] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[09:59:23] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 63°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 76% - Monday partly cloudy (42°F:72°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (38°F:48°F), Wednesday scattered showers (44°F:53°F), Thursday showers (47°F:53°F)
[09:59:26] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[09:59:28] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 70°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 59% - Monday rain (55°F:72°F), Tuesday sunny (50°F:70°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (60°F:64°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (64°F:82°F)
[09:59:35] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[09:59:36] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 74°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 70% - Monday showers (71°F:80°F), Tuesday mostly cloudy (72°F:82°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (71°F:80°F), Thursday showers (70°F:80°F)
[09:59:40] <Bytram> !uid
[09:59:40] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6566, owned by goldzilapapi
[10:04:49] <Bytram> break time
[10:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows Servers at Risk [UPDATED] - http://sylnt.us - security-through-no-one-getting-fired
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[10:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:29:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3358
[10:30:15] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns like the grand canyon
[10:31:32] <clorox|2> Dryly with a stream at the bottom?
[10:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hugely n long
[10:32:39] * cmn32480 runs off to get some stuff done
[10:33:53] * clorox|2 sets up a ramp that spans halfway across tmb's mouth for a sweet jump
[10:34:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fonzie, is that you?
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[10:34:31] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 7:34 am GMT-3, Monday, 17 April 2017
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[10:35:18] <clorox|2> Do you have sharks in there?
[10:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wellesley College Student Newspaper Ignites Free-Speech Debate - http://sylnt.us - not-listening-to-all-sides
[10:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but some nasty morning breath happening till i finish this cup of coffee.
[10:43:57] <cmn32480> fuck
[10:44:11] <cmn32480> hiring manager and his #1 are out today with a new person starting...
[10:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> good. means they won't get their heads filled fulla wrongness.
[10:44:51] <cmn32480> as the higest ranking person left in the office today I get to blow my day dealign with the new girl
[10:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think yer looking at this wrong. you totally get to make up anything you like and say it's company policy.
[10:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> "sorry, we don't allow green socks in the office. it's not a problem today but make sure not to do it again."
[10:52:07] <cmn32480> interesting idea.. right up until they ask about it
[10:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's why you institute many silly company policies that will clearly show as jokes rather than harassment later on.
[10:54:32] <clorox|2> Sock discrimination lawsuit incoming
[10:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> "the newest staff member is obliged to bring in donuts every friday until someone else is hired."
[10:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> "tuesday is silly hat day"
[11:02:15] <clorox|2> This week's silly hat is the white cone
[11:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:04:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 364
[11:06:09] * cmn32480 kinda likes the donut rule
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[11:56:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Buffooning Yourself: Are You Jargoning and Acronyming Your Audience to Death? - http://sylnt.us - speak-regular-words
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[12:07:43] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 21°C/70°F, 7:07 am GMT-5, Monday, 17 April 2017
[12:21:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> anybody want to try this on Windows 10 and get back to me on whether or not it works? https://sinewalker.wordpress.com
[12:21:05] <exec> └─ 13MS-Windows focus-follows-mouse Registry hacks | sine walker
[12:21:52] <Bytram> time for work -- have a great day everyone!
[13:17:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Aide Monitored by FBI, DOJ During Campaign - http://sylnt.us - sunday-red-meat
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[14:55:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Interview with Cybersecurity Expert Jeffrey Carr about Crowdstrike's Russian Hacking Claims - http://sylnt.us - the-truth-is-in-the-bits-and-bytes
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[16:25:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Eyeing Mini Space Station in Lunar Orbit as Stepping Stone to Mars - http://sylnt.us - future-vision
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[16:45:22] <Soylentbob> Hi, good day. Is there a separate channel for editors?
[16:46:41] <cmn32480> Soylentbob, type /join #editorial
[16:46:47] <cmn32480> or do it here
[16:46:49] <cmn32480> either one
[16:47:36] <Soylentbob> cmn32480, thank
[16:47:38] <Soylentbob> thanks
[16:47:41] <cmn32480> what can this lowly editor do to help Soylentbob
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[18:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SN Security Updates: CAA, LogJam, HTTP Method Disable, and 3DES - http://sylnt.us - removing-old-ciphers-is-like-taking-old-yeller-behind-the-barn-...
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[18:59:43] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 19°C/66°F, 3:59 pm GMT-3, Monday, 17 April 2017
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[19:59:30] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[19:59:32] <exec> └─ 13Cascade Mall shooting: Suspected gunman found dead in prison cell - BBC News
[20:01:08] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[20:01:09] <exec> └─ 13BBC - Culture - Why reality is now too strange for satire
[20:04:08] <chromas> "and could have faced the death penalty if found guilty."
[20:04:16] <chromas> He died so he must be guilty
[20:06:25] <takyon> GUILTY!
[20:11:16] <FatPhil> nah, that's not how it should work. guity = survives, so you can be burnt on a pyre. dies = was innocent, oops.
[20:12:02] <takyon> "President Donald Trump had to share the limelight with the Easter Bunny at the annual White House egg roll. Meanwhile, First Lady Melania Trump gave her husband a nudge to prompt him to put his hand on his heart during the national anthem."
[20:12:48] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[20:12:50] <exec> └─ 13Hackney nightclub acid attack leaves at least 12 injured - BBC News
[20:13:15] <chromas> Always carry a bag of baking soda just in case
[20:13:50] <chromas> Also, booo to the bbc for no comments section
[20:14:00] <takyon> or cake the baking soda onto your face while clubbing
[20:14:19] <takyon> yeah only a select few BBC articles bother to have comment sections
[20:14:22] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[20:14:24] <exec> └─ 13G.Skill Announces 16 GB DDR4-4333 Memory Kit for Intel Kaby Lake CPUs
[20:14:25] <chromas> To reduce cultural enrichment. White powder!
[20:20:46] <nick> lack of comment sections on bbc website is proof that the liberal media wants to ban free speech.
[20:47:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Systemd-implementation of "rm -rf" Buggy, Could Erase Root Partition - http://sylnt.us - people-that-live-in-a-bubble
[20:48:46] <takyon> nick: when NPR removed comment sections it was all over
[20:53:52] * chromas blames the gay liberal frog agenda
[20:56:09] * takyon worships Shrek
[21:10:54] <nick> need one of those ubereats type services, i am feeling too lazy to go to the store
[21:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, s'what god created pizza delivery services for.
[21:12:59] <nick> yeah but i need cigarettes too
[21:13:10] <nick> and the pizza in these parts is pretty bad
[21:13:26] <nick> sauce and cheese are optional#
[21:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[21:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's crazy talk
[21:15:17] <nick> it's really weird, and they use cheddar or something instead of mozzarella a lot of the time when cheese is used
[21:15:40] <nick> so what i do is buy pizza bases with sauce, add my own cheese and some salami and or bacon
[21:18:00] <chromas> Bread disks?
[21:18:14] <chromas> (Double sided double density)
[21:29:18] <FatPhil> How can you confuse Dougey Houser and House?!?!
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[21:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.debian.org
[21:40:24] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[21:40:25] <exec> └─ 13Debian -- News -- Statement concerning the arrest of Dmitry Bogatov
[21:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[21:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://blog.torproject.org
[21:41:35] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[21:41:36] <exec> └─ 13Statement regarding Dmitry Bogatov | The Tor Blog
[21:41:40] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[21:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://meduza.io
[21:42:24] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[21:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit
[21:43:54] <chromas> Weird. It has title tags
[21:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right?
[21:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, their mime type is set incorrectly.
[21:45:19] <chromas> I noticed running curl on the link gives me a load o' shit
[21:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> serving gzipped content but reporting text/html or something
[21:45:47] <chromas> ah
[21:46:51] <chromas> gunzip is weird with it's deleting the zipped file
[21:47:13] <chromas> #smake gzip
[21:47:13] * MrPlow smakes gzip upside the head with white privilege
[21:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fook it. i got better things to do than monkey with other people's screw-ups
[21:47:24] <chromas> Send 'em a mail
[21:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas what i meant
[21:47:55] <chromas> "Hey site nobody's ever heard of, fix yo shit"
[21:48:55] * clorox|2 wonders if any browsers would handle 7zipped pages
[21:50:00] * TheMightyBuzzard 7zips up all of clorox|2's pr0n and serves up a beautifully categorized and searchable website
[21:50:36] <clorox|2> Sweet
[21:52:49] <clorox|2> It's all filed under j..jesus\ dude/
[21:57:42] <nick> http://www.imdb.com
[21:58:09] <clorox|2> Hey Scotty, Jesus man!
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[21:59:45] <clorox|2> I guess exec went off to witness
[22:00:55] <nick> Can Robots Believe in Jesus?
[22:01:19] <clorox|2> They'll have to check their programming
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[22:28:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Pioneer Robert Taylor Dies - http://sylnt.us - mourning-a-visionary
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[23:33:56] <takyon> you can get a 4 pack of bread discs at Costco. comes with sauce packets
[23:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, yo bot broke