#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-15
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[00:02:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I will sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ONE.
[00:03:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> uh...I mean...
[00:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> hi guys, how's it going?
[00:04:58] <clorox|2> Not so absurdly
[00:05:38] <jasassin> gnome3 isn't that bad
[00:05:44] <jasassin> dont know what the hate about that is
[00:06:21] <jasassin> using gnome3 now
[00:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Geologists Searching for Holy Grail of Carbon Sequestration in Oman's Hills - http://sylnt.us - rock-filter
[00:19:34] <charon_> yes, it is now summertimes
[00:25:08] <charon_> i actually have to work when i am at work
[00:25:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds terrible
[00:25:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> can't you get a different job where they pay you to do something enjoyable?
[00:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> pr0n star fer instance?
[00:32:00] <cmn32480> https://www.nasa.gov
[00:32:02] <exec> └─ 13404 | NASA
[00:32:11] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[00:32:11] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with rusty razor wire wrapped sledgehammer
[00:33:47] <cmn32480> dlines are too funny
[00:33:57] <cmn32480> http://www.popsci.com
[00:34:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.google.com
[00:34:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[00:34:13] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[00:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit https://www.google.com
[00:34:20] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[00:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> why oh why can people not adhere to standards?
[00:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://metro.co.uk
[00:35:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:35:05] <exec> └─ 13Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus | Metro News
[00:35:28] <chromas> well it's a google link
[00:35:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:35:31] <chromas> google--
[00:35:31] <Bender> karma - google: -19
[00:35:33] <cmn32480> already subbed and in the story queue buzzard
[00:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, that was a good title
[00:35:56] <chromas> Isn't that like a week old now?
[00:36:08] <cmn32480> NASA Captured Something Huge Coming Out Of Uranus
[00:36:11] <cmn32480> 4 days
[00:36:16] * chromas thought he already saw it on sn
[00:36:22] <cmn32480> NASA Captured Something Huge Coming Out Of Uranus
[00:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not seeing it in stories or subs cept mine
[00:36:44] <cmn32480> chromas... you ought to know better tha to read flim flam sites like that
[00:36:46] <cmn32480> all fake news
[00:36:54] <cmn32480> and all fake nudes
[00:37:15] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: they changed it awhile back to end jokes like that once and for all
[00:37:39] <cmn32480> pronounced Urine-us
[00:37:58] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: this one: https://soylentnews.org
[00:38:00] <exec> └─ 13NASA Captured Something Huge Coming Out Of Uranus: SoylentNews Submission
[00:38:35] <cmn32480> thats the sub I'm working on
[00:42:06] <Bytram> k
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[01:06:46] <Bytram> allergies--
[01:06:46] <Bender> karma - allergies: -8
[01:06:58] <Bytram> noisyneighbors--
[01:06:58] <Bender> karma - noisyneighbors: -1
[01:11:16] * TheMightyBuzzard is the noisy neighbor
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[01:20:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's right, bitches. it's a whiskey n cupcakes night.
[01:24:51] * cmn32480 imagines TheMightyBuzzard drinking from the bottle... with an 8 inch diameter cupcake balanced on his belly
[01:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> my belly ain't got room for a cupcake that big on it. $self <= 200lbs
[01:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt spicy mchaggis jig
[01:26:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:31:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt kiss me, i'm shitfaced
[01:31:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:36:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Green IT: New Switching Process in Non-Volatile Spintronics Devices - http://sylnt.us - go-green
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[02:21:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt dropkick murphys blood
[02:21:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Journalism in the Era of Clickbait - http://sylnt.us - journalism-will-disappear
[03:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, son. blackout is far and away the best album the dropkick murphys ever put out. has a total of nine songs that flat kick ass on it.
[03:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's Metal Health. nearly everything on it's a hit in its own right.
[03:36:08] <jasassin> metal health? ice ice baby too cold
[03:36:43] <jasassin> vanilla ice is the shit motherfuckers
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[04:45:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prisoners Built Computers from Recycled Parts, Connected them to Prison's Network - http://sylnt.us - Hogan's-Hackers
[06:15:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Tatooine" Planets Around Binary Stars Could be Habitable - http://sylnt.us - imagine-the-sun[rise|set]s
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[07:35:20] <jasassin> wow gnome has a mass bug
[07:35:29] <jasassin> too lazy to report
[07:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Extracting Water from Thin Air - http://sylnt.us - how-well-does-it-scale-up?
[07:53:20] <chromas> from the no dept
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[09:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Captured Something Huge Coming Out Of Uranus - http://sylnt.us - snickering-like-a-13-year-old-boy
[10:00:31] <FatPhil> Anyone awake?
[10:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, yarp. this time every mornin.
[10:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind ya, i don't sit down at the computer till the coffee's done brewing.
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[10:26:00] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 14°C/57°F, 7:25 am GMT-3, Saturday, 15 April 2017
[10:26:01] <FatPhil> OK, which face here do you think is the most punchable: http://www.stroudlife.co.uk
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[10:33:45] * TheMightyBuzzard looks
[10:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, hard call. i think i wanna go with the one on the right by a slight margin though.
[10:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> something about his chin just looks really punchable.
[10:38:55] <FatPhil> datapoint noted
[10:57:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Horizons Measures the Brightness of Galaxies Before Going Into Hibernation - http://sylnt.us - perchance-to-dream?
[11:25:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:25:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3354
[11:25:25] <Bytram> allergies--
[11:25:25] <Bender> karma - allergies: -9
[11:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:26:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3355
[11:35:15] <Bytram> !uid
[11:35:15] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6563, owned by flotillagadolinum
[11:35:17] * TheMightyBuzzard can't think of anything good to do today
[11:35:50] <FatPhil> Anyone IRC from iPhone? Need recommendations for a client app.
[11:35:53] <Bytram> mmmm, if you are open to ideas? How 'bout taking a look at subscriptions with bitcoin?
[11:38:36] <Bytram> FatPhil: Has been forever since I checked, but ISTR that Wikipedia had a page or two comparing IRC clients / features
[11:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, weekend. i'll give it a look-see monday.
[11:39:32] <Bytram> FatPhil: https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:39:34] <exec> └─ 13Comparison of Internet Relay Chat clients - Wikipedia
[11:39:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: k, thanks!
[11:39:44] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[11:39:44] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 82F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy in the morning. Thunderstorms developing later in the day. High 79F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[11:40:01] <Bytram> looks like there may be some fooshin in yur future
[11:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'possible but more likely i'll be house cleanin once everyone gets up and around.
[11:41:08] <Bytram> why wait? start the vacuum cleaner NOW! VRRRROOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
[11:44:21] <Bytram> hmmmm?
[11:44:25] <Bytram> ircs://irc.sylnt.us:6697
[11:44:51] <Bytram> ircs://irc.sylnt.us:6697
[11:50:20] <Bytram> ~weather pakistan
[11:50:21] <exec> 10Islamabad, Pakistan - currently 95°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 20% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (69°F:95°F), Sunday sunny (74°F:101°F), Monday sunny (75°F:103°F), Tuesday sunny (77°F:104°F)
[11:50:30] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:50:31] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 34°F, sunny, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday partly cloudy (41°F:62°F), Sunday rain (32°F:53°F), Monday snow (22°F:39°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (24°F:43°F)
[11:50:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:50:36] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 38°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 64% - Saturday partly cloudy (48°F:59°F), Sunday partly cloudy (52°F:74°F), Monday scattered showers (35°F:57°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F:46°F)
[11:50:38] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:50:39] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 47°F, sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 65% - Saturday cloudy (54°F:65°F), Sunday partly cloudy (57°F:81°F), Monday partly cloudy (42°F:65°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (40°F:47°F)
[11:50:41] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[11:50:43] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 57°F, cloudy, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 65% - Saturday partly cloudy (63°F:73°F), Sunday mostly sunny (66°F:87°F), Monday partly cloudy (53°F:76°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:69°F)
[11:50:47] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[11:50:48] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 75°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 70% - Saturday cloudy (71°F:80°F), Sunday partly cloudy (71°F:80°F), Monday scattered showers (71°F:80°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (72°F:80°F)
[11:58:57] <Bytram> time for me to get ready for work
[12:01:47] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[12:36:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Holds "Incentive Auction" of UHF Spectrum - http://sylnt.us - thats-a-lot-of-incentives
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[14:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former NASA Flight Director Gene Kranz Praises Private Space Entrepreneurs - http://sylnt.us - nothing-ventured...
[15:37:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ad-Blocking Superweapon May End Ad-Blocking Arms Race - http://sylnt.us - End-of-Facebook,-Google,-et-al?
[16:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com You wanted a demonstration that the real minimum wage is zero? There it is.
[16:04:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:04:06] <exec> └─ 13San Diego's new minimum wage already may be killing jobs - The San Diego Union-Tribune
[16:04:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:07:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA's Retail Stores Closing at a Record Rate - http://sylnt.us - One-Wal-Mart!=One-Mom&Pop
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[18:48:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA Director Mike Pompeo Calls WikiLeaks a "Non-State Hostile Intelligence Service" - http://sylnt.us - everybody-is-somebody's-enemy
[20:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Americans Now Work Full-time from Home than Walk and Bike to Office Jobs - http://sylnt.us - where-do-you-sit?
[20:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.mercurynews.com Because nothing says peaceful protests and free speech like assaulting anyone who disagrees with you.
[20:32:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:32:34] <exec> └─ 13Nine arrested at Trump rallies in Berkeley
[20:32:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[20:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://developers.redhat.com
[20:52:43] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[20:52:45] <exec> └─ 13Benchmarking nftables – RHD Blog
[20:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit https://developers.redhat.com
[20:52:51] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[20:52:51] <exec> └─ 13Benchmarking nftables – RHD Blog
[20:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[21:37:06] <n1> http://www.standard.co.uk
[21:37:07] <exec> └─ 13Met Police face 'monster' security operation as Donald Trump insists on golden carriage procession during visit | London Evening Standard
[21:57:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Burger Chain's Hijack of Wikipedia Backfires - http://sylnt.us - little-white-lies
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[23:01:15] <FatPhil> Why? Does he think some people don't like him, or something?
[23:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is ‘Strange Beasts’ a Preview of the Sad (Augmented) Reality Ahead of Us? - http://sylnt.us - tamagotchi
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