#Soylent | Logs for 2017-04-12

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[00:25:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Insurers Scramble to Put a Price on a Cyber Catastrophe - http://sylnt.us - really-big-protection-money
[01:20:38] <SirFinkus> cogmind is good
[01:20:47] <SirFinkus> if anybody is looking for a new roguelike to play
[01:20:53] <SirFinkus> well, not "new"
[01:21:16] <SirFinkus> you are a robot, you do robotty things
[01:21:26] <SirFinkus> you kill other robots, and take their parts
[01:21:35] <SirFinkus> you hack other robots and robotic facilities
[01:21:58] <SirFinkus> annoying robots come and steal your loot
[01:22:42] <SirFinkus> also, the graphics are fucking amazing
[01:22:42] <SirFinkus> http://gridsagegames.com
[01:22:44] <exec> └─ 13Home | Cogmind - A Sci-Fi Roguelike by Grid Sage Games
[01:23:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:34] <exec> └─ 13Cogmind - Alpha Launch Trailer - YouTube
[01:26:26] <SirFinkus> no affiliation or anything, I've just been having fun with it lately
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[01:55:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Identify Remains of 14,000-Year-Old Seeds: Fava Bean - http://sylnt.us - faba-ulous
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[03:26:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Severe Bleaching Hits the Great Barrier Reef for Second Year in a Row - http://sylnt.us - canary-in-the-ocean?
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[05:06:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Triggers a High-School Student to Suddenly Drop Out? - http://sylnt.us - got-tripped-up
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[05:09:58] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 2:09 am GMT-3, Wednesday, 12 April 2017
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[06:22:42] <FatPhil> SirFinkus: "roguelike" ... "graphics are fucking amazing" = does not compute
[06:22:52] <SirFinkus> watch the video
[06:24:34] <FatPhil> If I can't run it over a vt52, it's not sufficiently roguelike
[06:37:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tilt Sensors Can Leak Your Phone's Password - http://sylnt.us - didn't-learn-lessons-from-pinball
[07:12:05] <FatPhil> lapsang_souchon++
[07:12:05] <Bender> karma - lapsang_souchon: 1
[07:19:32] <FatPhil> Am I weird in thinking that ls -lart and ls -larrt should sort in opposite orders?
[07:26:47] <chromas> wouldn't that just be the same as -lt then?
[07:27:21] <chromas> Maybe the second r overrides the first
[07:49:17] <FatPhil> larrt was a typo, and I was disappointed to see ls not punish me for making it, indeed.
[07:49:37] <chromas> Make a patch :)
[07:50:09] <chromas> change "reverse = true" to "reverse != reverse"
[07:52:51] <FatPhil> SUS says "-r Reverse the order of the sort to get reverse collating sequence [...]", which supports that, but unfortunately continues "... oldest first, or smallest file size first depending on the other options given." which kinda poops on my cornflakes.
[07:53:38] <chromas> 1840 case 'r':
[07:53:38] <chromas> 1841 sort_reverse = true;
[07:53:38] <chromas> 1842 break;
[07:54:49] <FatPhil> oooh - I could get away with it in FreeBSD: https://www.freebsd.org
[07:54:52] <exec> └─ 13ls(1)
[07:55:42] <chromas> time to install FreeBSD then. Linux is too mainstream now anywho
[07:56:07] <FatPhil> yeah, fucking linuxsters.
[08:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fighting Gynecological Cancers with Iron-clad Sperm - http://sylnt.us - beware-of-Greeks-bearing-gifts
[09:29:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:29:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3347
[09:36:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mass Effect Update Leaves Pirates With Rough Facial Animation - http://sylnt.us - yo-ho-ho-and-a-bottle-of-DRM
[09:36:44] <chromas> hah
[09:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, what am i doing up this early?
[09:48:30] <chromas> A whole thirty minutes
[09:48:54] <chromas> You're excited to get rusty
[09:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'actually more or less done with the new bot
[09:51:09] <chromas> But not the old bot
[09:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i guess i could write generic flood protection
[09:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that's already built into ircd
[09:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm... i'm kinda tired of playing with bots at the moment.
[09:52:40] <chromas> You could port rehash over to rust
[09:52:55] <chromas> or perl 6. that's still around, right?
[09:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it's been replaced by perl (that symbol prince used for his name)
[09:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i don't wanna work on the bot cause i think i wrote a whole bunch of code for the new fite system that now needs scrapped and rewritten since i know how to do it correctly.
[09:56:47] <chromas> Surprisingly that symbol isn't in Unichode yet. But here: ⚧
[09:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> really the entire bot needs rewritten with the main irc reading loop that blocks until a new event comes in spun off into another thread and handing events back to a main thread that's gonna loop every 10ms or so regardless of what's going on
[09:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> really, really wish i'd done that to begin with
[09:59:34] <chromas> Start from scratch
[09:59:39] <chromas> or start from the new bot
[09:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, was pondering that
[09:59:57] <chromas> fork I mean, not add #fite to the new one
[10:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[10:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather just create a 0.1.0 branch of the current code and make 0.2.0 the rewrite
[10:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> really i'd kinda like to rewrite the underlying irc library for that dude. it's an O(N^2) op just to deal with nick changes with how he has the data structured
[10:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> instead of having a sensible server-wide nick list and putting pointers to it in channel nicklist arrays, he has an array of channel lists which are themselves arrays of user entries and if a user is in two channels you're in there are two non-deduped entries.
[10:07:56] <chromas> Is there a name for that kind of system?
[10:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> dipshit
[10:08:17] <chromas> no I mean the one you're doing
[10:08:25] <chromas> Like arrays that are kind of "views" into another array
[10:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i just do things. i don't bother with if anyone else's invented them before.
[10:09:18] <chromas> I was thinking you could make a lib/unit that just provides that, then upload it
[10:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he'd hafta refactor his shit regardless. easier to just write it as a pr.
[10:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i essentially just made Talos use an entirely different user tracking system. one using a hashmap keyed on nick instead of arrays.
[10:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause he don't do per-channel ops, just server-wide ones.
[10:14:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i may do a ground-up rewrite. be much cleaner code.
[10:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing i ain't changing is the db cause fuck a bunch of having to make another one when this one has the info i want already in it.
[10:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of the functions ain't gonna change anyhow. they don't really gaf about the overall structure of the code, just taking input and returning output.
[10:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:20:20] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 356
[10:31:19] * TheMightyBuzzard starts finalizing 0.1.0
[10:33:43] * TheMightyBuzzard fixes a long standing damage calculation bug
[10:33:55] <takyon> soylentrpg?
[10:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> sumpin like without all the annoying rp bits
[10:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[10:45:35] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[10:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, base damage is now 1-6 instead of 1-8 and rolls of 6 mean continue rolling for more damage. critical hit calculations should be correct now as well.
[10:48:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, speeded up fights start to happen at 50 instead of 100
[10:49:44] * TheMightyBuzzard tests is real quick
[10:50:40] <takyon> user submissions should boost stats
[10:50:45] <takyon> (that way I win every time)
[10:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, NCommander would still spank yas
[10:53:42] <soy673> what are you guys playing?
[10:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite
[10:54:29] <MrPlow> #fite is not a currently implemented command
[10:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite soy673
[10:54:42] <MrPlow> #fite restricted to the channel #fite
[10:54:52] <soy673> I roll 1d20+8 to fite TheMightyBuzzard
[10:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[10:54:57] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard level: 779, hp: 0, weapon: 'miniature giant space hamster', armor: '( o Y o )'
[10:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[10:55:07] <MrPlow> #fite scoreboard updated: https://sylnt.us
[10:56:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a fight other users thing. level up each time you win. lose a level each time you die.
[10:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[10:56:18] <MrPlow> #fite The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[10:56:18] <MrPlow> #fite the gods have smiled upon ctlctl
[10:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone gets revived every four hours
[10:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bots are good to level up on
[10:56:50] <soy673> Pokemon, but with irc users
[10:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bite yer tongue. i use proper dnd dice rolling mechanics.
[10:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well mostly. i stole exploding dice from whatever game it was that used that.
[10:57:52] <soy673> 1d20+4 damage save
[10:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> given a damage die of 6, if you roll a six you keep rolling and adding to the total until you don't roll a 6.
[10:59:22] <soy673> is it Perl powered?
[10:59:58] <soy673> I forgot what the dice roller CPAN module was called
[11:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust
[11:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl bot ran like a hundred megs RES to do all the stuff rust bot does in under ten
[11:00:58] <soy673> oh ok, I had fun with Games::Dice::Roll20
[11:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 5d6
[11:01:10] <MrPlow> pass 1: 17
[11:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should put help info in for #fite and #fitectl
[11:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> before i wrap up this version and start on the rewrite.
[11:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite only works in the #fite channel though, for spam reasons
[11:03:47] <MrPlow> #fite restricted to the channel #fite
[11:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup bot
[11:04:16] <soy673> where's this channel logged to?
[11:04:37] <soy673> or is it simply being accessible to webchat irc?
[11:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Are Skeptical That Hard Work Will Pay Off - http://sylnt.us - fair-play
[11:06:34] <soy673> well, there's no reward to be had :)
[11:08:52] <soy673> I wonder if all those H1B truck driver jobs are real
[11:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> soy673, um... good question
[11:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://logs.sylnt.us
[11:11:23] <soy673> cool, now to binge on
[11:11:34] * TheMightyBuzzard had to look in another channel's topic
[11:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:14:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 357
[11:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather uranus
[11:35:51] <MrPlow> 98.6F and windy.
[11:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[11:43:02] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[11:54:22] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:54:23] * exec historically liberates a cold can of tomacco from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:54:31] * exec homogeneously separates a quart of windows 2000 from cmn32480
[11:54:52] <cmn32480> I miss anythign whilst I been gone?
[11:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> was you gone?
[11:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, nothing exciting this past week.
[11:57:14] <cmn32480> well thats good
[11:57:42] <cmn32480> glad to knwo my presence was missed
[12:00:29] * TheMightyBuzzard has had his head stuffed up the new bot's ass all week
[12:01:39] <cmn32480> that stinks...
[12:14:42] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:14:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3348
[12:14:45] <Bytram> !uid
[12:14:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6560, owned by kts
[12:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:15:34] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 358
[12:16:02] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[12:16:04] <exec> └─ 13The world’s two most powerful telescopes are glorious—and vulnerable | Ars Technica
[12:17:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans are Skeptical that Hard Work Will Pay Off - http://sylnt.us - fair-play
[12:19:57] <Bytram> thank goodness for having a UPS -- just had a 3-5 second total blackout... beep beep, beep beep, and not a hitch with my PC!
[12:21:36] <Bytram> and... one blinking clock (got lucky on coffee maker & microwave, all others except for one have a battery backup)
[12:21:59] <cmn32480> it's a laptop... it has a battery in it
[12:36:36] <Bytram> cmn32480: yes, but the monitor does not... neither does the coffee machine nor the microwave oven
[12:36:53] <Bytram> btw, it is STILL running like a champ!
[12:36:59] <Bytram> many MANY thanks!
[12:37:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - West Virginia on Course for Medical Marijuana - http://sylnt.us - pill-or-liquid-form???
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[12:45:00] TheMightyBuzzard|fit is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[12:45:36] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheMightyBuzzard|bla
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[12:53:06] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheMightyBuzzardQ
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[12:59:41] TheMightyBuzzardQ is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
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[13:04:32] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TMB
[13:04:47] TMB is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
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[13:15:27] <Bytram> be careful out there with the latest MS patches...
[13:15:27] <Bytram> https://www.askwoody.com
[13:15:31] <exec> └─ 13Conflict between Win7/8.1 patches and Carrizo DDR4 machines @ AskWoody
[13:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alabama Governor Robert Bentley Resigns - http://sylnt.us - he's-no-atticus-finch
[13:16:00] <Bytram> ^^ money quote: "If the PC uses an AMD Carrizo DDR4 processor, installing this update (KB 4015549 (the Win7 Monthly Rollup), KB 4015546 (the Win7 Security-Only patch), KB 4015550 (the Win8.1 Monthly Rollup), KB 4015547 (the Win8.1 Security-Only patch) will block downloading and installing future Windows updates."
[13:16:17] <Bytram> cf: https://portal.msrc.microsoft.com
[13:16:19] <exec> └─ 13{{windowTitle}}
[13:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.goodshomedesign.com
[13:38:07] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[13:38:09] <exec> └─ 13Highly Transparent Solar Cells For Windows That Generate Electricity | Home Design, Garden & Architecture Blog Magazine
[13:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.goodshomedesign.com
[13:38:15] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[13:38:15] <exec> └─ 13Highly Transparent Solar Cells For Windows That Generate Electricity | Home Design, Garden & Architecture Blog Magazine
[13:38:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> good, not my bot's fault
[13:47:51] <soy673> didn't MS say they're not going to make any updates for Win7 anymore if it was installed on new hardware?
[13:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i thought
[13:49:47] <soy673> jokes on MS, I don't even update my gaming PC, just download games off steam and block every other connection
[13:49:50] <soy673> :)
[14:06:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Shadow Brokers" Release the Rest of Their NSA Hacking Tools - http://sylnt.us - look-at-all-the-wonderful-toys
[14:16:38] * Bytram has a late work day today... 1530 - 2230, think ima try and take a nap ahead of time.
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[15:25:31] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[15:25:36] <exec> └─ 13Which Books Make it to Your List? - SoylentNews
[15:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Passenger Violently Removed From Overbooked United Airlines Flight - http://sylnt.us - customer-relations
[16:10:35] <FatPhil> n.w. https://player.vimeo.com
[16:10:37] <exec> └─ 13Deeply Artificial Trees from artBoffin on Vimeo
[16:15:27] <FatPhil> https://motherboard.vice.com
[16:15:47] <FatPhil> there was a recent story similar to that wasn't there?
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[18:57:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba Warns That its Survival is at Risk - http://sylnt.us - bankruptcy-is-not-death
[19:07:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fighting Gynecological Cancers with Iron-Clad Sperm - http://sylnt.us - beware-of-Greeks-bearing-gifts
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[20:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Great Cold Spot Found on Jupiter - http://sylnt.us - drops-of-jupiter
[21:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[21:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[21:54:01] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 359
[22:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Outbreak of Rat Lungworm on Maui - http://sylnt.us - brain-invader
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[22:17:18] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 16°C/61°F, 7:17 pm GMT-3, Wednesday, 12 April 2017
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[23:46:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Reportedly Developing New 152 mm Tactical Nuclear Weapons - http://sylnt.us - just-under-six-inches
[23:47:14] <soy673> haha, NUCLEAR TANKS
[23:47:28] <soy673> CnC Generals is becoming prophecy