#Soylent | Logs for 2017-03-27
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[00:07:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New ‘Absent Operator’ in Ruby's Regular Expressions - http://sylnt.us - hooray-for-regex
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[02:17:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warning of Shortage of Essential Minerals for Laptops, Cell Phones, Wiring - http://sylnt.us - rare-earths-are-not-rare
[02:19:20] <drakonis> ^ time to make things with carbon
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[02:40:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[04:16:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Demonoid Returns After Two Months Downtime - http://sylnt.us - warez-will-never-die
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[06:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Game-Changing Balloon Technology Enables Near-Global Flight - http://sylnt.us - around-the-world-in-32-days
[08:17:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocks That Tell Our Industrial History - http://sylnt.us - just-one-more-way-we-are-changing-the-world
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[08:17:22] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 19°C/67°F, 5:17 am GMT-3, Monday, 27 March 2017
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[10:15:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Millions of Functional Human Cells Can be Created in Days With OPTi-OX - http://sylnt.us - created-as-fast-as-destroyed
[10:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:36:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3309
[10:55:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drupal Fires Contributor for Practicing BDSM - http://sylnt.us - drupal-gored
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[10:58:25] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:58:26] * exec accidentally fires a hollowed out iMac of hamster dance at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:02:27] * exec cantankerously internalizes Santa's bag of source code in cmn32480
[11:02:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt hamster dance 2.0 boomtang boys
[11:02:50] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:06:06] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:06:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3310
[11:06:33] * Bytram has very VERY busy day today... just popping in for a short while
[11:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:06:55] * exec implicitly experiences a loaded diaper of gil with Bytram
[11:07:05] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:07:06] * exec homogeneously cropdusts a hashtable of shrunken heads over TheMightyBuzzard
[11:07:14] <Bytram> snack time :P
[11:07:44] * TheMightyBuzzard chews absentmindedly on a shrunken head
[11:08:42] * Bytram helpfully offers salt & pepper
[11:09:43] <Bytram> afk
[11:10:50] <Bytram> laters
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[12:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Howard University West to Open at Google's Mountain View Headquarters - http://sylnt.us - HBCU.GOOG
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[14:06:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Self-Driving Test Car Involved in Crash in Arizona - http://sylnt.us - it-is-everybody-else-you-have-to-watch-out-for
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[15:36:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chasing the First Arcade Easter Egg - http://sylnt.us - arcade-flashback
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[16:03:38] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/46°F, 9:03 am GMT-7, Monday, 27 March 2017
[16:34:30] <Runaway1956> #submit http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[16:34:31] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[16:34:33] <exec> └─ 13BB Lal: Manu's flood a reality, says archaeologist B B Lal | India News - Times of India
[16:37:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> So... B B Lal is the Indian version of Ken Ham?
[16:39:03] <Runaway1956> Maybe, something like that - he claims to have found evidence of a major flood event, is all I know
[16:39:27] <Runaway1956> It would be funny to see Soylentils arguing over it, LOL
[17:04:29] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nbcnews.com
[17:04:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:04:56] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:15:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why You Should Care About the Supreme Court Case on Toner Cartridges - http://sylnt.us - seems-pretty-black-and-white-to-me
[18:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - “Dig Once” Bill Could Bring Fiber Internet to Much of the US - http://sylnt.us - dogs-and-cats-living-together,-mass-hysteria
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[20:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Savvy Kids Defeat Biometric Lockouts, Use Parents' Fingerprints to Unlock Phones - http://sylnt.us - they-only-need-one-finger
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[21:21:18] <chromas> But can they defeat FRP?
[21:23:49] <FatPhil> there needs to be a "meaningless" or "word salad" moderation.
[21:24:16] <FatPhil> to be honest, most of the time "flamebait" and "troll" are interchangeable.
[21:24:27] <FatPhil> trolls bait, that's what they do.
[21:24:37] <chromas> Go away, baitin'!
[21:24:59] <FatPhil> I am the master at baiting
[21:25:24] <chromas> Gentlemen, you must master your joysticks as the fisherman masters bait.
[21:27:17] <FatPhil> I'm a sysadmin, I am the master of my (second level) domain.
[21:27:43] <FatPhil> 'cept that's a Seinfelt reference from decades back that most of you youngsters might not get.
[21:28:08] <chromas> Did--did you just double dip that chip?
[21:28:26] <FatPhil> Having said that, I never used to watch the program, so I have no idea how I know the reference myself!?
[21:28:53] <FatPhil> I heard that in his voice!
[21:29:11] <FatPhil> I've never watched the program, I promise you!?!?!
[21:30:25] <chromas> #yt seinfeld double dip
[21:30:25] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:30:58] <chromas> oh that one's longer
[21:44:47] <n1_> anyone got a dept. title for quadratic formulas and or school kids being studied as they study quadratic formulas?
[21:45:10] <n1_> i'll pay 5 internet points for accepted suggestions
[21:48:22] <chromas> problematic students
[21:48:36] * chromas done ain't smart enough to think up one
[21:51:42] <n1_> i
[21:52:02] <n1_> i'm essentially a high-school dropout, so i definitely aint smart enough
[21:52:25] <n1_> still not used to this damn keyboard either
[21:54:19] <n1_> any takers at 7.5 internet points?
[21:56:07] <chromas> from the yo-dawg-I-heard-you-like-recursion-so-I-put-students-in-your-problems-so-you-can-study-while-they-study dept
[21:56:16] <chromas> (from the ancient-memes dept)
[21:56:34] * chromas clogs the channel with bs
[21:57:02] <n1_> im not sure if that's better or worse than my bs: the students-are-really-the-ones-teaching-us dept.
[21:57:35] <chromas> the-students-teach-the-(bigger)-students
[21:58:00] <chromas> the-students-become-the-problem
[21:58:08] <boru> no-royal-road dept?
[21:58:31] <boru> Applies in both cases, to paraphrase Euclid.
[21:58:47] <boru> If paraphrasing Euclid, rathe.r
[22:00:13] <n1_> going with students become the problem
[22:01:23] <boru> Pft, people besides mathematicians will get that one!
[22:02:19] * chromas never understood what made quadratic equations quadratic.
[22:02:24] <boru> no-royal-road-to-understanding-students dept?
[22:02:36] <chromas> Well I don't geddit so it must be good :D
[22:03:03] * chromas not a mathematician
[22:03:20] <n1_> you'll have to split the internet points now
[22:03:31] <boru> Euclid, when trying to teach Ptolemy geometry, said that to him, when he asked if there were an easier ay to understand it.
[22:03:54] <boru> Like most mathematics, you've got to do the proofs, even if you're a king.
[22:04:20] <chromas> Sounds like a hassle. I'm just gonna put 50 and hand it in
[22:05:16] <boru> Just put 1.618.
[22:05:34] <chromas> I'm not falling for that again
[22:05:46] <chromas> Last time I cheated off you I got a D
[22:06:00] <boru> Did he buy you dinner, at least?
[22:06:10] <chromas> No :(
[22:06:23] <chromas> didn't even spit on it first
[22:07:01] <n1_> hah
[22:18:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stack Overflow Releases 2017 Developer Survey Results - http://sylnt.us - or-you-could-throw-darts
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[22:47:27] <boru> Ugh, this ought to make for an entertaining read.
[22:48:36] <boru> Where's the actual survey results?
[22:48:52] <boru> " "
[22:48:52] <boru> You can view the full results of the Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2017 now.
[22:49:01] <boru> No URL.
[22:50:25] <boru> Probably a result of the tens of sites trying to load gigabytes of javascript being blocked. Oh well.
[23:55:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Starcraft Remastered - http://sylnt.us - in-the-pipe-five-by-five