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[00:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was around a day or two ago, yeah.
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[01:17:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Blocks Updates for New CPUs on Windows 7 and 8.1 - http://sylnt.us - no-updates-for-you
[01:53:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[01:53:45] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[01:53:59] <charon_> true
[01:54:05] <cmn32480> ~last nick=spallshurgenson
[01:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> been maybe six months or better
[01:54:25] <cmn32480> been over a year
[01:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya?
[01:54:31] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 02:05:5] #Soylent -*- SpallsHurgenson daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[01:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen SpallsHurgenson
[01:54:42] <MrPlow> Sorry, I have not seen SpallsHurgenson
[01:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch, yep
[01:54:57] <charon_> obviously the kitchen appliances got him
[01:55:00] <cmn32480> ~seen spallshurgenson
[01:55:01] <exec> cmn32480, spallshurgenson was last seen in #Soylent 423 days, 23 hours, 49 minutes, 15 seconds ago with message:
[01:55:01] * exec daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[01:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i miss him. he amused.
[01:55:26] <cmn32480> he was a lot of fun
[01:55:35] <cmn32480> specially when we got inot puns
[01:55:42] <cmn32480> they were complete torture to him
[01:55:52] <Bytram> most assuredly... a very quick wit, he was
[01:56:05] <Bytram> ~seen xlefay
[01:56:06] <cmn32480> no he hated them with a passion
[01:56:06] <exec> Bytram, xlefay not seen in #Soylent
[01:56:44] <cmn32480> he was already gone before I started opping on exec
[01:56:45] <Bytram> ~last nick=xlefay
[01:56:50] <exec> 03[2014-09-02 08:16:2] #Soylent <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[01:57:10] <Bytram> has it been THAT long? Yikes!
[01:57:40] <cmn32480> crutchy gave me the db...
[02:01:05] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:02:02] <paulej72> wow, really long time
[02:02:31] <cmn32480> yep
[02:02:51] <paulej72> believe it was cancer (brain porbably)
[02:03:19] <cmn32480> ????
[02:03:28] <cmn32480> where'd you come up wiht that?
[02:04:32] <paulej72> xlefay metioned before he left that he was having sleeping issues and terrible headaches. some other comments left me think he was in serious medical trouble that he did not want to discuss
[02:05:25] <cmn32480> wow...
[02:05:51] * cmn32480 has nothing
[02:06:58] * Bytram has no idea on that part... had some PMs with him, and he seemed amazingly enthusiastic; genuinely nice guy who really cared
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[02:09:09] <paulej72> but private enough that I was never able to get his real name and such to do a obit search
[02:09:52] <Bytram> same here
[02:11:36] <Bytram> break time -- dishes
[02:11:56] <Bytram> afk
[02:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i drop off the face of the earth, assume i was abducted by identical triplet strippers for use as a sex slave.
[02:13:09] <cmn32480> got it.
[02:13:20] <cmn32480> I shall set my cell phone to call every 6 minutes
[02:13:46] <paulej72> male triplet strippers
[02:14:14] <paulej72> or worse shemale triplet strippers
[02:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, the way my luck runs? it's a possibility.
[02:14:52] <cmn32480> tiawanese shemale strippers
[02:15:08] <paulej72> #yt if it wasn't for bad luck
[02:15:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt social distortion bad luck
[02:15:25] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:15:43] <cmn32480> mmmmm milk and cookies....
[02:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[02:17:16] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 64
[02:22:05] <Fnord666> samoan shemale triplet strippers
[02:23:28] <paulej72> lol
[02:29:28] <Bytram> !uid
[02:29:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6529, owned by checomp
[02:37:05] <paulej72> that was me Bytram
[02:37:26] <Bytram> 6529?
[02:37:46] <paulej72> yep
[02:37:58] <paulej72> needed a test account on prod
[02:38:09] <charon> sock puppet
[02:38:33] <cmn32480> sock puppet
[02:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> give the guy some credit, it's a sock MUPPET
[02:47:57] <Bytram> it's not easy being green... with envy
[02:47:59] <Bytram> ;)
[02:49:43] <charon> Hey! Wokka wokka wokka
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[03:02:00] <Bytram> hey! My connection keeps dropping out on me... maybe I should consider doing the same
[03:02:23] <paulej72> yeah I about to bed myself
[03:02:28] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:02:29] * exec unnecessarily steals a lattice of buttnuggets from cmn32480
[03:02:30] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:02:31] * exec brazenly rubs a ½ cup of childhood memories on TheMightyBuzzard
[03:02:32] <Bytram> ~gnight paulej72
[03:02:33] * exec hurriedly allocates a 5¼" floppy dick of stale crackers for paulej72
[03:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[03:02:38] <Bytram> ~gnight charon
[03:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[03:02:38] * exec seductively snatches a shitton of tofurkey from Bytram
[03:02:41] <charon> i shall dance on your beds!
[03:02:41] * exec points at Bytram
[03:02:42] * exec retroactively launches a painting of hatred toward charon
[03:02:50] <charon> ~gnight bytram
[03:02:52] * exec fanatically integrates the last copy of hypergolic buttsauce with bytram
[03:02:52] <paulej72> ~gnight #soylent
[03:02:54] * exec single-handedly piles a wide load of cookies on #soylent
[03:03:04] <charon> ~gnight paulej72
[03:03:05] * exec hurriedly vomits a tablespoon of boogers on paulej72
[03:03:17] <Bytram> paulej72: you won the cookies!
[03:03:29] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[03:03:30] <paulej72> yay
[03:03:30] * exec transphobically culturally enriches a wallet of pleasant hooters with bytram
[03:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt c is for cookie
[03:03:34] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:03:38] <Bytram> paulej72: and... boogers. :(
[03:03:49] <cmn32480> bytram got pleasant hooters
[03:03:55] <charon> vomited boogers
[03:04:12] <Bytram> is much better than the unpleasant ones, I suppose
[03:04:37] * Bytram is too tired to come up with a witty reparte'
[03:04:49] <Fnord666> ~gnight Bytram
[03:04:50] * exec explicitly stuffs a wagon of piano wire into Bytram
[03:05:05] <charon> sleep well
[03:05:24] <Fnord666> ~gnight paulej72
[03:05:25] * exec spontaneously writes a fanfic featuring a raid 1 volume of manpages about paulej72
[03:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Seal Whiskerers: Navy Looks to Sea Life for New Ships - http://sylnt.us - what-no-lasers
[03:05:42] <cmn32480> ~gnight paulej72
[03:05:43] * exec cromulently sets a tremendouns number of cigars by paulej72
[03:05:44] <charon> heh. man pages
[03:06:20] * cmn32480 is gonna call it a night as well
[03:06:25] <cmn32480> gotta work again tomorrow
[03:06:34] <Fnord666> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:06:35] * exec slowly penetrates a cockle of bewb with cmn32480
[03:06:40] <cmn32480> ~gnight Fnord666
[03:06:41] * exec covertly $action a scrote of broken promises $preposition Fnord666
[03:06:43] <charon> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:06:45] <cmn32480> ~gnight charon
[03:06:46] * exec fanatically mixes a shitton of lips & assholes with cmn32480
[03:06:48] * exec romantically reticulates a truecrypt volume of clam chowder for charon
[03:07:16] <cmn32480> guess I won... with a cockle of bewb
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[03:07:46] <Fnord666> :)
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[04:46:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Detect the Universe's Earliest Stars by Looking for Blue Supernovae - http://sylnt.us - you-would-be-blue-too
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[05:04:06] <charon> hiyo Andronas
[05:04:49] <Andronas> hi charon
[05:05:13] <charon> how goes it?
[05:24:05] <Andronas> it's going okay
[05:24:18] <Andronas> i re-watched a movie i'd seen years ago and saw far more in it than i originally remember
[05:24:27] <Andronas> it's chock full of irony
[05:24:52] <clorox|2> 1984?
[05:25:03] <charon> the breakfast club?
[05:25:07] <Andronas> Cube.
[05:25:12] <charon> ...
[05:25:26] * clorox|2 saw parts
[05:25:37] <Andronas> it's a pretty deep movie :) you should watch it again
[05:25:47] <clorox|2> were there familiar facets?
[05:25:59] <Andronas> it's more that i was able to interpret the psychological aspects of the film
[05:26:11] <Andronas> whereas when i was watching it as a kid it was just a thriller with an ironic ending
[05:26:17] <Andronas> there's a lot of psychological irony in the movie
[05:26:57] <charon> do they ever escape... the Cube?
[05:27:04] <Andronas> you'll have to watch to find out :)
[05:27:10] <clorox|2> Sound you found some new dimensions
[05:27:19] * clorox|2 tries to think up other cubical wordplay
[05:27:23] <Andronas> i did! so much love
[05:27:52] <charon> maybe i need to give that movie a square deal
[05:28:12] <Andronas> you do
[05:28:23] <Andronas> you might as well cube it :D
[05:28:41] <Andronas> (i tried, ok?)
[05:28:45] <charon> heh
[05:31:22] <charon> i have to keep reminding myself not to rush it when selecting and buying PC hardware
[05:31:55] <charon> research every part, make sure of it's compatibility before pulling the trigger on the order
[05:32:11] <Andronas> yeah i have to do that kinda thing too, just with other aspects of life
[05:32:12] <charon> also, stop putting apostrophes where they do not belong
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[06:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Facebook, Fake News and Friends Are Warping Your Memory - http://sylnt.us - hello-operator
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[08:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Chrome 57 Restricts Activity of Background Tabs - http://sylnt.us - reining-in-rogue-tabs
[10:06:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Technology Reveals 16th Century Edinburgh - http://sylnt.us - there-will-be-an-app-for-that
[10:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:24:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3287
[10:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, chuck berry died
[10:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:27:59] <exec> └─ 13Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode - YouTube
[11:00:30] <chromas> exec: s/G..(.)(.)/D\2\1/
[11:00:31] <sedctl> <chromas> <exec> └─ 13Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Ded - YouTube
[11:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:02:59] <exec> └─ 13Chuck Berry Live 1972 ~ My Ding-a-Ling - YouTube
[11:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:08:06] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 331
[11:46:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transparent Ceramics Make Super-Hard Windows - http://sylnt.us - seeing-is-believing
[11:46:55] <paulej72> coffee++
[11:46:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3288
[11:47:01] <paulej72> eggs++
[11:47:01] <Bender> karma - eggs: 3
[11:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamine++
[11:49:25] <Bender> karma - amphetamine: 4
[11:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> two hours of sleep can suck it.
[11:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, that is the last time i drink a four shot cappuccino two hours before bedtime.
[11:50:05] <paulej72> amphetamine: breakfast of kings
[12:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.darkreading.com The root cause of course being women's brains have a hard-wired desire to lead them to the kitchen. Ain't it fun to make wild-assed suppositions as to the cause of statistics?
[12:00:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:00:15] <exec> └─ 13Women Still Only 11% Of Global InfoSec Workforce
[12:00:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:00:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one should be fun for a weekend laugh
[12:25:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 17_02 Latest Bug Fixes: UPDATED - http://sylnt.us - kill-one-bug-find-another-must-be-cockroaches
[12:30:53] <paulej72> OK I have updated prod to latest and updated the latest meta article with the patch list
[12:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, that include the new js collapsy stuff?
[12:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, you still had bugs in that you wanted to fix.
[12:32:02] <paulej72> no, we need to test that some more before deploying. That includes so much JS killing I need to be sure not to break things
[12:32:45] <paulej72> I think the bugs are fixed, just it should have some more QA first
[12:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. bytram would feel unappreciated otherwise.
[12:33:38] <paulej72> Plus I need to track down some inline JS and remove it.
[12:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[12:35:06] <paulej72> Well I think I do, It is admin functions and we are immune to CSP.
[12:35:30] <paulej72> but I want to find out how many calls and where they are
[12:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... it LOOKS like stripe shouldn't be working. it's inline.
[12:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme check real quick as AC
[12:37:22] <paulej72> no it calls a file and sets up a listener
[12:37:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, apparently you can source a script inline but not write a script inline.
[12:38:07] <paulej72> that is vailid no matter where the include is
[12:38:28] <paulej72> and you cant do onclick events inline
[12:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, that was not at all clear in the specs.
[12:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i'd just been working around it as if it wasn't true
[12:39:21] <paulej72> I am loading my expand all script to the bottom of the comments div
[12:39:36] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i put the select-all button stuff up in head just because why not
[12:40:38] <paulej72> well the nice thing about putting at the bottom it runs after page mostly loads
[12:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't difficult to have tie it into the load event
[12:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> woulda saved me two lines but meh
[13:08:09] <paulej72> well all of the onclick event stuff is all in AJAXy D2 shit or in admin fucntions so we should be OK
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly anyway. select-all was onclick but i fixed its little red wagon.
[13:36:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Gives a Thumbs-Down to its Old Star Rating System - http://sylnt.us - live-or-die
[14:26:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Closure of Moscow's Library of Ukrainian Literature - http://sylnt.us - maybe-they're-on-kindle
[15:09:46] <Bytram> http://www.securityweek.com
[15:09:48] <exec> └─ 13App Paths Used to Bypass User Account Control in Windows 10 | SecurityWeek.Com
[15:18:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Tango Means You'll Never Get Lost in a Store Again - http://sylnt.us - where-is-the-restroom?
[15:55:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: Pale Moon now (as of 27.2) supports whatever cipher it is that you're using on tmb.dedyn.io.
[15:56:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: You might want to update the code for your BSD build of Pale Moon, since there's a new version out as of yesterday.
[16:19:45] <Bytram> looks like Intel's Optane is becoming available:
[16:19:48] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[16:19:50] <exec> └─ 13Intel’s first Optane SSD: 375GB that you can also use as RAM | Ars Technica
[16:19:58] <Bytram> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[16:20:00] <exec> └─ 13Intel reveals Optane SSDs: 375GB to start, at surprising speed • The Register
[16:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i added a cipher to make it let palemoon users in
[17:05:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LHCb Observes an Exceptionally Large Group of Particles - http://sylnt.us - strange-but-charming
[18:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stem Cell Therapy for Macular Degeneration: Conflicting Reports - http://sylnt.us - consider-the-source
[20:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oral Fecal Pill Could Treat Clostridium Difficile - http://sylnt.us - a-better-approach-than-the-breakfast-shake-idea
[21:02:54] <Bytram> http://www.recode.net
[21:02:55] <exec> └─ 13Uber president Jeff Jones is quitting as management turmoil at the ride-hailing company deepens - Recode
[22:09:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[22:09:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3289
[22:17:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Reduces JPEG File Size by 35% - http://sylnt.us - just-use-a-photocopier-multiple-times
[22:52:47] * chromas gives google jpeg2000
[22:53:20] <paulej72> jpeg2017 :)
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