#Soylent | Logs for 2017-03-12
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[00:00:21] * cmn32480 needs to clean out all the crap in this server room
[00:00:56] <cmn32480> anybody got a flame thrower I can borrow?
[00:02:17] <cmn32480> woop!
[00:02:20] <cmn32480> !woop
[00:02:20] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:02:25] <charon_> no, but i do know how to make napalm
[00:02:28] <cmn32480> VPN is back up to the other office
[00:15:11] <cmn32480> thankfully, no major malfunctions
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[01:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Used Best Buy's Geek Squad To Increase Secret Public Surveillance - http://sylnt.us - of-course-they-did
[01:30:36] <Deucalion> working on a saturday cmn32480 ?
[01:30:46] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:30:51] <cmn32480> kinda a suck ass thing
[01:31:00] <cmn32480> but it has to get done before I split for 2 weeks
[01:31:16] <cmn32480> you still home relaxin' figuring out how to break ircd again?
[01:31:44] <Deucalion> Not broken it yet :P
[01:32:33] <Deucalion> There's a couple more things I want to get done to make it more secure but it's not happening tonight
[01:32:39] <cmn32480> :-)
[01:33:06] <cmn32480> I just figured out that when I reboot the firewall here, I lose the web, VPN, and SSH clients
[01:33:12] <Deucalion> note the use of the word "yet" in that sentence... it will come back to haunt me :)
[01:33:39] <Deucalion> firewall not retaining its settings or some such random BS?
[01:33:56] <cmn32480> yes
[01:34:04] <cmn32480> AND not starting the services for certain things'
[01:34:19] <Deucalion> ~blame
[01:34:27] * cmn32480 goes to restart exec
[01:34:59] <Deucalion> your firewall relies on exec? Somehow even that wouldn't surprise me
[01:35:03] <cmn32480> no
[01:35:13] <cmn32480> but exec is behind the firewall
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[01:35:18] <Deucalion> It wasn;t a serious question :P
[01:35:24] <cmn32480> and when I rebooted to test he dumped
[01:35:35] <cmn32480> ~blame
[01:35:36] * exec points at Bytram
[01:40:09] <Deucalion> Good luck with your firewall... it probably upgraded to systemd at some point :D
[01:40:15] <cmn32480> nah
[01:40:22] <cmn32480> Juniper doesn't run system d
[01:40:39] <cmn32480> the next set are freeBSD based
[01:40:44] <cmn32480> PFSense
[01:41:58] <cmn32480> so definetly no systemd
[01:42:57] <cmn32480> nothign is ever easy
[01:44:49] <Deucalion> it'd be no fun if things just worked
[01:47:51] <cmn32480> but I'd liekly still ahve hair
[01:50:59] <Deucalion> and no job satisfaction.... can you imagine every day, everything you do, it just works with a clicky button, no diving through logs to work out what is misconfigured, why it's not running how it should - fixing it - and that sense of satisfaction. Every single day... clicky.... there my job is done. Oh wait... there would be no job if that were the case :D
[01:52:21] <cmn32480> yeah.. but once in a while that'd be nice :-)
[01:54:35] <Deucalion> true - I do get occasional days like that where it's just the firs most obvious fix every time - boom, done, boom, done, boom, done - and home. But if every day were like that, it'd get old real fast for me - the head noodles need exercise :D
[01:57:13] <cmn32480> agreed
[01:57:16] <cmn32480> keeps us young
[02:00:29] <Deucalion> yup truth - in fact I recently had to arrange a whole month of easy jobs just to avoid reverting to being a foetus I was becoming so young
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[02:41:02] <cmn32480> ~quit
[02:41:04] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (87.4 kb)
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[02:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://newsroom.aaa.com
[02:42:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:42:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:47:17] <Deucalion> News Flash - Americans feel unsafe around anything "new".... unless they find a bible verse to support it or it's not going to threaten jerbs.
[02:47:40] <Deucalion> How was that for broad stroke stereotyping - I think I nailed it :D
[02:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair, for a limey
[02:49:08] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[02:49:08] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[02:49:23] <charon> yeah, the bible verse part was a nice touch
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[02:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, did you upgrade the irc server or just the services? cause i hadda recode mrplow to not use ssl after the update
[02:49:53] <Deucalion> I'll take "pretty fair" - coming from you, that means I just shot a 3 pointer in NY from the moon :D
[02:50:10] <Deucalion> I bumped both services and ircd
[02:50:27] <Deucalion> What errors you seeing?
[02:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't care enough to find out. something to do with ssl but since he's on the local machine it wasn't worth troubleshooting as opposed to just dropping ssl.
[02:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> and apparently it's working for everyone here so it can't be that broken
[02:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be because of the cert change
[02:52:41] <Deucalion> [Deucalion] is using a secure connection [TLSv1.2, ECDHE-RSA-AES256-GCM-SHA384]
[02:52:57] <Deucalion> The cert was not changed... just dragged it across
[02:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's entirely likely i've got him connecting to 127.0.0.1 instead of irc.soylentnews.org
[02:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it was changed since the last time we bounced irc. i had to add some hosts to it that we forgot last time i did it.
[02:54:22] <cmn32480> prolly all your fault
[02:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, ya know, that's prolly it. connecting to localhost would cause the cert to not be valid since it's only for externally resolvable hosts.
[02:55:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> just wonder why it worked before
[02:55:42] <Deucalion> da F... * [MrPlow] is connecting from *@Soylent/BotArmy 255.255.255.255 - OK, that's odd :/
[02:56:04] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[02:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd fix it but the port is hardcoded and i don't feel like recompiling before bed.
[02:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and either way, you'd need root on bery to sniff his unencrypted traffic since it never leaves bery
[02:58:53] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles about the weather
[02:59:08] <Deucalion> user = "*@127.0.0.1/32"; is spoof = "Soylent/BotArmy"; which is for bots - so it's coming in on localhost v4 - just seems odd to see that 255.255.255.255
[03:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> was all set to smoke some pig today and go fishing tomorrow. got the pig going and it rains a bit. then snows a bit. then sleets a bit. then snows again but enough to stick to stuff this time.
[03:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had ALL OF THE WEATHER in one damned day
[03:01:50] <Deucalion> If you keep talking about the weather so much you'll actually become British TMB :D We talk about it because there really is nothing else to talk about :D
[03:02:15] <Deucalion> Is MrPlow running on Bery?
[03:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[03:02:49] <Deucalion> just logging in with password rather than certfp or sasl?
[03:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. easier.
[03:04:17] <Deucalion> I'm taking the easy out.... it works for everything else.. yer bot's TLS handling must be broke :D
[03:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it's cause i'm getting a cert for irc.soylentnews.org but connecting to 127.0.0.1. anything properly handling SSL SHOULD kick up an error.
[03:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> but we had to have everything accepting invalid certs for a long time cause of our self-signed silliness
[03:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess we just finally moved over to the real cert instead of the self-signed one
[03:07:16] <Deucalion> the cert didn;t change - I just copied across
[03:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> something changed. i hadn't recompiled MrPlow in months.
[03:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. no. it's still the shitty wildcard cert.
[03:12:14] <Deucalion> Needs more cowbell - well debug
[03:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got a valid one for irc.soylentnews.org/irc.sylnt.us from LE. we should try using it sometime.
[03:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it's sha256 instead of the recently proven insecure sha1
[03:13:33] <Deucalion> Bender and Loggie seem happy with the whole deal... that 255.255.255.255 may well be the key.... that's just odd, like the process is not bound to a sensible interface
[03:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, past my bedtime. ima get me some sleeps and go do something not as fun as fishing tomorrow since MY BOAT IS FULL OF SNOW
[03:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What a Gottlieb-Led FDA Might Mean for the Pharmaceutical Industry - http://sylnt.us - time-to-market
[03:18:46] <Deucalion> PLay the long dark - that's full of snow too - although you get to stay warm while enjoying the snow :D
[03:19:35] <Deucalion> As for sha1 - yeh I'm working up a plan to get our certfp moved on from that - it's going to be a pain in the ass but needs to ne done.
[03:22:54] <charon> my hovercraft is full of eels
[03:25:56] <Deucalion> TMB - MrPlow is a rustbot? That logging could do with some work... like timestamps :D
[03:27:17] * Deucalion takes away charon's hovercraft and issues a row boat .... you don't get to play with nice things you deathly succubus :P
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[05:16:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Carmack Sues ZeniMax for $22.5 Million - http://sylnt.us - can't-we-all-just-get-along?
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[06:30:51] <takyon> http://www.ign.com
[06:30:54] <exec> └─ 13Nintendo Comments on Docks Scratching Switch Screens, Joy-Con Connectivity Problems - IGN
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[07:15:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After CIA Leak, Intel Security Releases Detection Tool for EFI Rootkits - http://sylnt.us - responded-quickly
[07:44:30] <crutchy> ~storybot-submit ddbf70
[07:45:10] <crutchy> ~storybot ddbf70
[07:45:26] <crutchy> ~arthur ddbf70
[07:45:29] <exec> 433 stories loaded
[07:45:29] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Africa gets its own web address with launch of .africa"
[07:46:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:46:05] <exec> 435 stories loaded
[07:49:21] <crutchy> ~arthur 1c7d55
[07:49:26] <exec> 435 stories loaded
[07:49:28] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Musk Bets He Can Fix Aussie Power Woes in 100 Days or It’s Free"
[07:49:57] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:50:02] <exec> 434 stories loaded
[07:50:35] <crutchy> from the "aussie-politicians-can-stall-the-implementation-for-well-over-100-days" dept.
[07:53:27] <crutchy> or the "is-that-free-or-Free(TM)" dept.
[09:15:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Bill Proposed That Will Undermine the Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act (GINA) - http://sylnt.us - your-DNA-for-sale
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[09:53:07] <SoyGuest88527> has someone done fuxed up ircd's SSL?
[09:53:15] <SoyGuest88527> and wiped nickserv passwords?
[09:56:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Diplomatic Spat Between Turkey and Netherlands Right Before Dutch Elections - http://sylnt.us - strange-timing
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[10:39:17] <chromas> TMB mentioned needing to tweak MrPlow due to irc cert
[10:39:23] <chromas> but nothin' changed for me
[10:39:51] * chromas skips over NickServ and goes straight for SASL
[10:42:57] <crutchy> its more sassy
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[11:15:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Race and Wrongful Drug Convictions in the US - http://sylnt.us - statistics
[11:48:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://newsroom.aaa.com
[11:48:47] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:48:49] <exec> └─ 13Americans Feel Unsafe Sharing the Road with Fully Self-Driving Cars | AAA NewsRoom
[11:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, wrong link
[11:49:12] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.ghacks.net
[11:49:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:49:38] <exec> └─ 13PaleMoon team looking for a new FossaMail maintainer - gHacks Tech News
[11:49:54] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:59:24] <paulej72> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:59:25] * exec overratedly pesters a teaspoon of silk underwear with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:37] <paulej72> fairy_undies++
[12:00:37] <Bender> karma - fairy_undies: 1
[12:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday paulej72
[12:07:09] * exec presumably embiggens a tablespoon of shekels with paulej72
[12:15:16] <paulej72> Well at least we are making some money that way:)
[12:26:57] <FatPhil> chromas: couldn't do the SASL route any more, couldn't connect to the old secure port
[12:29:37] <clorox|2> Try 7000
[13:16:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Royal Dutch Shell Knew Too: Decades-Long Climate Lies - http://sylnt.us - playing-both-sides-of-the-fence
[15:15:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Consumer Reports Proposes Open Source Security Standard - http://sylnt.us - Russians-hacked-my-toaster.-Again.
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[16:17:12] <takyon> the latest white house fence jumper apparently had a letter about the ruskies
[16:20:43] * TheMightyBuzzard has a letter about how not to use anal beads
[16:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> pro-tip: do not rip them out like you're pull starting a lawn mower.
[16:31:58] <takyon> it depends
[16:32:07] <takyon> are you ripping them out of your own asshole?
[16:32:13] <takyon> because if you aren't, it's not your problem
[16:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh but it soon will be
[16:32:47] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[16:32:49] <exec> └─ 13Infineon Demos a 1.65 mm^2 eSIM Chip: SoylentNews Submission
[16:32:58] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:32:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3265
[16:33:02] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:03] * exec skeptically crossbreeds a singularity of NCommander with TheMightyBuzzard
[16:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[16:33:09] * exec faithfully flings an armpit of Hershey's cocoa at cmn32480
[16:34:06] * cmn32480 starts figureing out what to pack for 2 weeks on the raod
[16:36:29] <cmn32480> coffee++ needs to brew faster
[16:36:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3266
[16:37:19] <takyon> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[16:37:21] <exec> └─ 13Snake bite? Chemists figure out how to easily and cheaply halt venom's spread: Molecular gel could save millions globally from death or disfigurement -- ScienceDaily
[16:37:28] <cmn32480> I should probably pack this https://smile.amazon.com
[16:37:56] <takyon> https://arstechnica.com
[16:37:59] <exec> └─ 13Inside NASA’s daring $8 billion plan to finally find extraterrestrial life | Ars Technica
[16:38:24] <takyon> you got the correct size
[16:39:28] <takyon> "Coming Soon: Dash Button and Subscribe and Save Ordering; you know who you are."
[16:39:30] <cmn32480> excellent
[16:39:50] <takyon> humanity needs to produce an IoT button that easily orders 55 gallon drums of lube
[16:43:29] <cmn32480> I flet work at fucking midnight last night
[16:44:55] <cmn32480> *left
[16:45:01] <cmn32480> my ass is dragging
[16:45:13] <cmn32480> but I gotta get up staris and get packed
[17:10:31] <paulej72> hello all
[17:15:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massive Oil Discovery in Alaska is Biggest Onshore Find in 30 Years - http://sylnt.us - drill-baby-drill
[19:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zika Virus and Male Sterilization - http://sylnt.us - Global-Sterilization
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[21:18:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetic Privacy Bill in Canada - http://sylnt.us
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[21:53:06] <FatPhil> Jeez, someone's wrong on the internet...
[21:53:29] <chromas> That's never happened before
[21:53:33] <chromas> What do?
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[22:54:12] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 14°C/57°F, 3:54 pm GMT-7, Sunday, 12 March 2017
[23:15:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Add-on Activates Body Cameras When Officers Unholster Their Weapons - http://sylnt.us - shooting-and-shooting
[23:26:08] <chromas> They'll just have to learn to shoot from the holster
[23:36:09] * NCommander finally is fed up enough with Linux to wipe the HDD
[23:36:32] <NCommander> I ended up installing CDE, and finding I have a desktop experience that doesn't make me want to hate myself, but Xorg developed a bizare crashing bug
[23:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, noooooo! think of all of teh pr0nz before you dd!
[23:51:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[23:51:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3267
[23:51:05] <Bytram> !uid
[23:51:06] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6519, owned by Soylentbob
[23:51:09] <Bytram> lol
[23:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[23:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, wait, he can't be bob. i'm bob.
[23:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really but it's what i log in as when i'm logging into *nix boxen
[23:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[23:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[23:52:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 327
[23:53:01] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: So, does that make you my mom's brother?
[23:53:06] <Bytram> ;)
[23:53:13] <Bytram> or... something you do to apples?
[23:54:50] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, well right now, I'm rocking my desktop as if it was 1995
[23:57:14] <Bytram> break time for me, too.
[23:58:54] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, Bytram: http://imgur.com
[23:58:57] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet