#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-26

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[00:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://thathashtagshow.com
[00:00:17] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:00:17] <exec> └─ 13Finally! Original Trilogy Theatrical Cuts To Be Released On Blu-Ray!!! - That Hashtag Show
[00:00:42] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[00:04:45] <charon_> huh, it only took lucas not having his mitts on it anymore for that to happen
[00:05:37] <chromas> Will it be original or will Disney put it's own cgi into it?
[00:06:11] <chromas> so it's so dense, every single image has so many thingsgoing on
[00:07:54] <charon_> meesa wanna be a ghosty jedi!
[00:08:23] <chromas> they should remake the prequels where that plotline actually happens. you know the one
[00:08:31] <charon_> i know the one
[00:08:39] <charon_> and yes, it would be good
[00:11:17] <charon_> every time i see ram referred to as DDR Ram, i cannot help but think Dance Dance Revolution
[00:13:39] <chromas> I just saw an old DDR machine in a pizza place the other day. All the scores were reset and the CRT was flickering. I didn't remember the game was that old
[00:14:19] <chromas> With all the neon lighting (hehe, gaslighting) and the CRT I'd think it would be cheaper to run a VAX
[00:14:28] <chromas> and more people would play with it
[00:15:04] * charon_ attempts to bust a move, but instead busts an aorta
[00:18:33] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:18:35] <exec> └─ 13Star Wars Episode I: What Went Wrong - YouTube
[00:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> site going down for the upgrade that would never come
[00:29:34] <charon_> ermahgerd! it's all happening
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[00:45:49] <SoyCow5568> Is the site down? I am not able to load soylentnews.org as of 5 minutes ago.
[00:47:48] <chromas> There was talk of loooong-overdue upgrades
[00:47:58] <charon_> yes, the site is currenty down for the Mighty Upgrade of ought 17
[00:49:51] <SoyCow5568> Okay. Thank you.
[00:50:27] <Fnord666> We should stand up a tiny nginx instance and point the load balancer at that during maintenance
[00:50:45] <Fnord666> it could display a maintenance notification static page at least.
[00:50:53] <charon_> at this time no one knows how long it will take
[00:51:01] <chromas> I thought there was a static page made just for this
[00:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're currently waiting on all the db changes to get changed
[00:51:28] <Fnord666> if so we aren't pointing at it
[00:51:37] <charon_> 404, meal replacement not found
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[00:51:55] <Fnord666> yes it's down right now
[00:52:02] <khallow> ok
[00:52:18] <khallow> bu bu but I didn't get to whine first
[00:52:27] <charon_> lol
[00:52:27] <chromas> need a bot script to say "yes, it's down" whenever someone joins :)
[00:52:30] <Fnord666> it was a surprise. Surprise!
[00:52:52] <Fnord666> as charon said: yes, the site is currenty down for the Mighty Upgrade of ought 17
[00:53:00] <charon_> i was typing a comment that would change the world
[00:53:09] <khallow> You do realize I was using SN as a means to avoid cleaning my bathroom
[00:53:20] <chromas> well now you have irc
[00:53:20] <Fnord666> well now you have irc
[00:53:24] <khallow> the reprecussions will be disastrous!
[00:53:26] <charon_> whoa
[00:53:27] <Fnord666> ninja'd
[00:53:33] <charon_> deja vu
[00:54:13] <charon_> but consider, khallow: you'll have a nice clean bathroom
[00:54:45] <Fnord666> says the man avoiding cleaning the snake.
[00:54:57] <Fnord666> :)
[00:55:03] <charon_> touche
[00:57:33] <khallow> ah well, going gently into that dark night...
[00:58:10] <charon_> bring extra bleach
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[01:27:45] <charon_> Attention: the inscrutable techno-mages have invoked the name of the mighty demon, MYSQL. Do not step out of your protective pentagam.
[01:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's daemon
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[01:28:35] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at robertcu
[01:28:49] <charon_> another lost soul looking for solace
[01:28:49] <robertcu> site down for anyone else?
[01:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're busy breaking things. give us a minute.
[01:29:08] <charon_> the great upgrade is occurring as we speak
[01:29:31] <robertcu> what is "the great upgrade?"
[01:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> just a site code update that's taking longer than expected
[01:30:07] <charon_> it makes loading of stories faster, and improves the site a lot
[01:30:24] <charon_> when it comes back up, we'll have a story about what's changed
[01:33:13] <robertcu> awesome
[01:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be another 3-5 minutes if nothing else goes weird
[01:34:41] * charon_ stays in his protective pentagram
[01:37:33] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke while paulej72 works his magics
[01:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> home stretch now. pj is being methodical so he don't forget stuff.
[01:46:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Continues to Resist Requests for "Alexa" Audio Evidence in Arkansas Murder Case - http://sylnt.us - murder-she-heard
[01:47:31] * Deucalion wanders into charon_ 's pentacle and flicks him on the nose. Your painted symbols mean naught. :P
[01:47:59] <charon_> blast, i am unprotected against rogue titans
[01:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, you said tit
[01:48:46] <charon_> ermahgerd, bender say's it's up
[01:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait for it. pj still has stuff to do
[01:49:10] <charon_> s/'//
[01:49:11] <sedctl> <charon_> ermahgerd, bender says it's up
[01:49:13] <exec> <charon_> ermahgerd, bender says it's up
[01:49:45] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his celebratory beer ready though
[01:50:28] * charon_ slinks outside to hose off the snake
[01:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i usually do that in the bathroom
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[02:05:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Update 17_2 - http://sylnt.us - not-actually-an-NCommander-post
[02:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit. i don't feel like relearning nexuses code to add a reviews nexus.
[02:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> there. done.
[02:16:41] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:16:42] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 285
[02:17:00] <Deucalion> Past your bed time isn't it? :)
[02:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i still got 45m
[02:17:47] <Deucalion> You have a set "must be in bed by" time?
[02:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gave myself a "should be in bed by" time so i don't wake up dragging ass at 5am, which i always wake up at.
[02:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> waking up at the same time every day makes getting up and facing the day suck less ass.
[02:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're never like "argh! just five more minutes?" cause your body is used to waking up at that time.
[02:20:17] <Deucalion> Weird, my wake up time is generally tied to fell into bed time. Do you set alarm to wake up at 5am?
[02:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even throw it off on weekends
[02:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but i usually wake up like 5-15 minutes before it
[02:22:21] <Deucalion> Makes sense to keep a regular cycle, weekend or no. Shame I'm a wage slave that has shift starts varying from 7am to 2pm. Need to fix that, it's not healthy.
[02:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, i always hated that
[02:26:47] <Deucalion> 4 on 4 off 12 hour shifts aren't so bad but continually cycling from 7am to 2pm starts on 9hr shifts with just 2 days between is fucking me up as it just means bad sleep all the time.
[02:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> dupont schedule?
[02:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's something different
[02:29:38] <Deucalion> dupont?
[02:30:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> named for the schedule the chemical company keeps (used to keep?)
[02:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's really fucked up
[02:33:56] <Deucalion> Dunno... when covering 24hr previously it was a case of 12hr shifts, 4 days on, 4 days off, alternating between early and late. Now I am on 7 days 2pm - 11pm, 2 days off, 3 days 7am - 4pm, 2 days off. Back to the 7 days of 2pm - 11pm.
[02:34:22] <Deucalion> It's not working for me.
[02:35:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Guilty of Misconduct Went on to Receive $100 Million in NIH Grants - http://sylnt.us - what-ever-happened-to-honest-peer-review
[02:35:55] <Fnord666> sounds painful
[02:45:31] <Deucalion> It's not great for proper sleep. Which has knock on effects in terms of being on the ball when diagnosing faults. Constantly tired is not a good state. Conversation time then look for another job if nothing gives as I'm not going to continue this way.
[02:47:56] <charon> bytram++
[02:47:56] <Bender> karma - bytram: 85
[02:51:15] * Deucalion paints a pentacle around charon... if you step outside this you will burst into flames.
[02:54:40] * charon stays inside the pentacle with Deucalion's wallet which he liberated.
[02:57:19] <Bytram> charon++
[02:57:19] <Bender> karma - charon: 6
[02:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer++
[02:57:25] <Bender> karma - beer: 61
[02:57:51] * Deucalion welcomes charon to the wallet.... you may find some dead moths.. what? you thought I carried cards and cash in something so obvious as a wallet?
[02:58:56] <Fnord666> Deucalion++
[02:58:57] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 21
[03:02:25] * charon finds a picture of Deucalion's family in the wallet.
[03:02:38] <charon> huh, you're the ugly one, eh?
[03:04:51] <Deucalion> Now that's just made up shit, no such photo exists, I have no family and just coalesced into existence as you would understand it from your row boat.
[03:57:14] <khallow> I've been doing two shifts 8-4pm and then three shifts of 5-1am
[03:57:37] <khallow> The late shifts are ok, but I'm faceplanting at the keyboard with the first two days
[03:57:55] <khallow> won't matter soon, this is my last week of it
[04:00:06] <khallow> hrmmm, what happened to the nested viewpoint for threads?
[04:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 5G Draft Technical Requirements Announced - http://sylnt.us - the-good-thing-about-standards
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[04:58:20] <MDC> You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
[04:59:25] <charon> cruel, but true
[05:01:00] <MDC> It's Saturday night. What are you doing on IRC?
[05:03:45] <charon> i am a pathetic person with nowhere else to be
[05:05:03] <cmn32480> ~gnight mdc
[05:05:05] * exec ironically hangs a trigger warning sign about an attack helicopter of spicy cheese sauce on mdc
[05:05:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight charon
[05:05:08] * exec figuratively cyberbullies a cloud of terrible twos at charon
[05:05:10] <cmn32480> I'm off to be
[05:05:16] <cmn32480> story queue ias good to about 10am
[05:05:18] <charon> hi and bye cmn32480
[05:05:53] <cmn32480> if yo toss anythign in, the sub queue is pretty shitty looking
[05:05:58] <cmn32480> stick around the 2 hour mark
[05:06:02] <charon> yeah, i'm looking now
[05:06:23] <cmn32480> and remember.. don't vandalize all the good subs...
[05:06:34] <charon> you are welcome to the next one
[05:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China to Fly Lunar Samples to Earth - http://sylnt.us - expensive-paperweights
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[06:56:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earth BioGenome Project Aims to Sequence the Genomes of All Species on Earth - http://sylnt.us - Earth's-seed-bank
[07:25:33] <charon> holy shit, that new lasagna cat
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[08:37:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Original Star Wars Trilogy Theatrical Cuts To Be Released On Blu-Ray - http://sylnt.us - it's-about-time
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[09:35:53] <chromas> http://ejie.me
[09:35:56] <exec> └─ 13Clover Brings Chrome-Style Tabs to Windows Explorer. | 易捷科技 EJIE Technology
[10:25:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Key, No Login: G Suite Admins Can Now Make FIDO Security Keys Mandatory - http://sylnt.us - the-key-that-bites-back
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[11:11:26] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[11:11:33] <exec> └─ 13army exam paper leak: Army exam leak: Examination countermanded in six centres | India News - Times of India
[11:12:06] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[13:58:58] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:58:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3235
[13:59:02] <Bytram> !uid
[13:59:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6507, owned by JombieMan
[14:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:00:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3236
[14:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smart Toys Are a Minefield, for Both Toymakers and Parents - http://sylnt.us - like-siri-for-kids
[14:12:56] <xhedit> oh my god comment usernames really should be back in the next line it's destroying my ability to read comments
[14:13:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not the only one to say that
[14:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> be talking about it with pj when he gets done with whatever he's doing. possible they'll be back there by this evening.
[14:14:53] <xhedit> pls, that's really my only complaint about it
[14:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i liked the +/- better than the chevrons as well as that.
[14:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just didn't care enough to bitch about it before release.
[14:16:35] <xhedit> i think plus / minus makes more sense
[14:17:32] <xhedit> but, a decade+ of reading slash style comments means i need to retrain how to move my eyes and read comments, it's making me twitch
[14:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could do _ and a square for minimize and maximize. JUST LIKE WINDOWS!
[14:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't read too many of them today then. we'll likely be more familiar by this evening.
[14:19:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> or this afternoon if we really kick out some coding.
[14:20:14] <xhedit> no need to bust anyone's ass coding it as long as it's on the list
[14:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh none of the changes that are making folks annoyed are big ones. the coding won't take long.
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[15:23:30] <cmn32480> you broke my bot!
[15:24:18] <cmn32480> I'm with xhedit... fix the names
[15:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, they're fixed on dev. hold yer horses.
[15:28:50] * cmn32480 pokes exec
[15:29:04] <cmn32480> cn't log in via ssh... that isn't a good sign
[15:29:31] <cmn32480> box is up
[15:29:40] <cmn32480> or at least it responds to pings
[15:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> been playing with the firewall?
[15:32:12] <cmn32480> nope
[15:32:19] <cmn32480> haven't touched that box in a dogs ago\e
[15:32:23] <cmn32480> *age
[15:33:05] <cmn32480> wow... 3 minutes to get a login
[15:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice
[15:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> something have the cpu pegged?
[15:33:32] <cmn32480> gotta be the F@H
[15:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[15:34:16] <cmn32480> nope
[15:34:19] <cmn32480> python 3
[15:34:23] <cmn32480> exec!
[15:34:29] <cmn32480> or rather... Arthur
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[15:36:21] <cmn32480> yeah... cpu is pegged
[15:36:36] <cmn32480> I'll have to kill the F@H when I go to the office tomorrow
[15:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't kill it remotely?
[15:37:51] <cmn32480> found it
[15:38:16] <cmn32480> now python 3 is at 95.7% of processor
[15:39:04] * cmn32480 installs updates remotely... 'cuz what could go wrong
[15:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[15:39:19] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a dead smurf
[15:39:33] <cmn32480> prolly a bad sign that python 3 has near 7 hours or CPU time...
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[15:44:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:44:45] * exec disturbingly penetrates a battery of oil with TheMightyBuzzard
[15:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[15:45:15] * exec clumsily duplicates a udp packet of embiggening for cmn32480
[15:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> fek, outa coffee
[15:46:35] * cmn32480 rushes to the kitchen
[15:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> now do i make more and drink way too much coffee today or soldier on?
[15:49:39] <cmn32480> how much bug fixin still needs doing?
[15:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> not much
[15:52:02] * cmn32480 sips on a nice fresh cup of coffee++
[15:52:34] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:52:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3237
[15:52:58] * cmn32480 has some serious beer farts this morning
[15:55:31] <cmn32480> dear god I love the dimming comments
[15:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too. makes it SO much easier to see new shat
[15:55:54] * cmn32480 gives TMB a big wet sloppy kiss for implementing that
[16:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo Switch Impressions: Out of the Box and Into Our Hands - http://sylnt.us - but-will-it-blend?
[18:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MXNet Machine Learning Project Accepted by Apache Software Foundation - http://sylnt.us - all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it
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[19:01:41] <paulej72> OK added new comment limit filter to dev and prod and removed the scrollbar for comments
[20:06:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uncle Sam Needs You... to Debug, Improve Dept of Defense Open-Source Software at Code.Mil - http://sylnt.us - spooks-needed
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[21:55:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watershed SHA1 Collision Just Broke the WebKit Repository - http://sylnt.us - just-take-it-out-back-and-shoot-it-already
[21:56:20] <mrpg> ohoh
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[23:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Deleted Server Supplier After Finding Infected Firmware in Servers - http://sylnt.us - broken-out-of-the-box