#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-24
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[00:26:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Limits to Heat Flow Observed at Room Temperature - http://sylnt.us - highway-has-a-high-speed-lane
[01:14:26] <takyon> what's this about witches
[01:14:30] <takyon> can men be witches?
[01:16:12] <Fnord666> I believe they are warlocks but that might be misinformed
[01:20:12] <chromas> Only if you assume their gender
[01:25:02] <Fnord666> I was taking the gender queuing from takyon
[01:25:19] <takyon> I'll cast a spell on you
[01:25:22] <takyon> <3
[01:25:33] <Fnord666> and it probably depends on which witches we are talking about.
[01:25:46] <chromas> sand witches
[01:28:39] <Fnord666> A male Witch is simply called a Witch, never a warlock and it is considered an insult to call a male Witch "Warlock". The word "Warlock" actually means "oath breaker".
[01:28:53] <Fnord666> https://www.google.com
[01:29:04] <Fnord666> sorry
[01:29:05] <Fnord666> https://wicca.com
[01:29:07] <exec> └─ 13Witchcraft, Wicca and Paganism FAQ
[01:29:12] <Fnord666> so definitely not a warlock
[01:29:34] <takyon> i'm sure wicca.com represents the opinions of an entire religion
[01:29:50] <chromas> wiccans are just appropriating witch culture
[01:29:57] <takyon> I wonder if wicca.com was part of the Dot-Com bubble
[01:31:39] <Fnord666> of course it doesn't
[01:32:12] <Fnord666> but wiccans are my nearest version of witches in my general area
[01:33:11] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[01:33:13] <exec> └─ 13r/cableporn on Imgur
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[01:45:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Binary Asteroid May Have Been Torn Apart by "Planet Nine" - http://sylnt.us - maybe-torn-apart-by-six-of-nine
[02:05:00] <chromas> http://www.perspectiveapi.com
[02:05:02] <exec> └─ 13Perspective
[02:05:20] <chromas> (related to tmb's submission)
[02:05:34] <takyon_> is it the google thing
[02:05:40] <chromas> it is
[02:05:43] <takyon_> google gonna make bullies go straight and narrow
[02:05:45] <chromas> you can get api access
[02:05:54] <chromas> we could employ it for sn comments :D
[02:05:58] <takyon_> I still haven't read it. Now I want to so I can cringe
[02:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could do that for 4/1
[02:06:45] <chromas> there's a form you can play with on that page. type stuff in and it'll score it
[02:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not seeing it
[02:07:43] <chromas> probably needs jarvis crypt
[02:07:58] * chromas wonders if there's a way to troll the systemd
[02:08:14] <chromas> dammit, I can't even type "system" without giving it the d
[02:08:27] <takyon_> I thought the AI was going to detect bad language and other stuff and suggest that you cool it. but no, it just gives a "toxicity score"
[02:08:34] <takyon_> literally a toxicity score
[02:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> not seeing it even in chrome
[02:08:56] <takyon_> it says
[02:09:09] <takyon_> Type here to see the potential effect of what you're writing.
[02:09:24] <takyon_> to the left of some text labeled Writing Experiment
[02:09:32] <takyon_> What if you could see the potential impact of your writing?
[02:09:37] <takyon_> We created an experiment using Perspective to illustrate when comments might be perceived as “toxic
[02:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh blarg. i thought you could give it links
[02:10:50] <chromas> there's an api. you could write a link-eating script
[02:11:01] <chromas> "I farted"
[02:11:04] <chromas> 65% similar to comments people said were "toxic"
[02:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, baby. my question about why not let us scan urls got 97% toxic
[02:11:20] <takyon_> I need to allow some scripts to get this shit to work
[02:11:57] <chromas> it's easier to just install another browser
[02:11:59] <takyon_> "That's pretty gay." 84%
[02:12:20] <chromas> at least it's equal opportunity
[02:12:24] <takyon_> lets run some copypasta into it
[02:12:28] * TheMightyBuzzard debates loading everyone's scores for a 4/1 gag
[02:12:49] <takyon_> it sounds like a damn good 4/1 gag tbh
[02:12:51] <chromas> pipe ciri into it
[02:13:07] <chromas> do it do it do it!
[02:13:30] <takyon_> maybe constrain it to only check comments posted on 4/1, and then the score disappears at midnight
[02:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to be a one day thing or we'd all be competing to get 100%
[02:14:12] <chromas> Does it affect those scores or are the real scores just hidden?
[02:14:32] <takyon_> Navy Seals copypasta = 93%
[02:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, hmm?
[02:15:08] <takyon_> "Don’t let your dreams be dreams." speech = 14%
[02:15:18] <chromas> Oh maybe I misread. I thought you meant using it to set comment scores
[02:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. just put the google score at the bottom of the comment text.
[02:15:42] <takyon_> no it should be a banner at the bottom of the comment under the sig
[02:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[02:16:01] <takyon_> maybe have some text effects for high toxicity scores
[02:16:19] <chromas> I can only get it to 99%
[02:16:33] <takyon_> like if you get 99+%, have shaky TRIGGERED text
[02:16:56] <chromas> TriggerNews
[02:17:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, only 99% here too
[02:17:32] <takyon_> 99% for "fuck off"
[02:17:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went with "fucking cunt"
[02:17:47] <takyon_> 59% for the lone word "toxic"
[02:18:39] <takyon_> 77% for "cunt", but only 24% for "cunty"
[02:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20% for milo yiannopoulos
[02:19:15] <chromas> Yeah. Needs moar training. "nigger faggot" is more triggering than "niggerfaggot"
[02:19:36] <takyon_> might have something to do with idubbbz
[02:19:49] <takyon_> 34% for "idubbbz"
[02:20:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> 22% for "donald trump"
[02:20:46] <chromas> 32% for "feminism"
[02:20:51] <takyon_> 4% for "Make America Great Again"
[02:21:04] <chromas> 14 for maga
[02:21:29] <takyon_> 25% for "Make America White Again"
[02:21:30] <cmn32480> rollout of the new code still scheduled for the Floopuary 37, 2020 on the Chinese calendar, buzzard?
[02:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, this weekend.
[02:21:48] <chromas> "this"
[02:22:08] * cmn32480 looks at TMB skeptically
[02:22:17] <takyon_> Next Sunday A.D.
[02:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> assuming we don't get another 11th hour feature request that can't be refused
[02:22:34] <cmn32480> /snark
[02:22:54] * takyon_ submits more feature requests and bug reports
[02:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, we can refuse yours =P
[02:23:17] <cmn32480> bug reports are like cockroaches... where there is one.. there are thousands behind the walls
[02:23:20] <takyon_> I'll just wait a year and resubmit them
[02:23:40] <cmn32480> feature request: roll in Takyon's GreaseMonkey script
[02:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> FU
[02:23:54] <cmn32480> BAR!
[02:23:55] <takyon_> they;ll never allow it
[02:24:05] <takyon_> "they"
[02:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> javascript is teh debil
[02:24:20] <cmn32480> already exists in the editor interface...
[02:24:28] <cmn32480> why not make it worth while
[02:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we're taking that away from you next
[02:24:31] <takyon_> ecmascript is pretty good. we should make more OSes out of it
[02:24:57] * TheMightyBuzzard is kidding of course
[02:24:59] * cmn32480 wishes TMB a lotta luck with making that shit work out with only CSS and HTML
[02:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> like we'd actually put work into anything that might make you lot's lives easier
[02:25:28] <cmn32480> WOOT! just got $35 taken off my Verizon Wireless bill
[02:25:40] <cmn32480> yeah... I know
[02:25:41] <takyon_> "It's happening!" = 2% toxic. "It's habbening!" = 14% toxic.
[02:25:55] <takyon_> 600% increase in toxicity
[02:26:02] <cmn32480> ORiginalOwner_ 84% toxic
[02:26:18] <takyon_> "SoylentNews" = 34%
[02:26:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> 81% for "dicks out for harambe"
[02:26:47] <takyon_> "with jews you lose" = 79%
[02:26:54] <chromas> What if it's just a spam filter with the words changed from "spam" to "toxic"?
[02:26:56] <takyon_> harambe is more toxic clearly
[02:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, ima go smoke n think up some more
[02:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:27:17] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 323
[02:27:19] <takyon_> actually
[02:27:26] <takyon_> since we are talking about using it on 4/1
[02:27:33] <takyon_> I'm going to paste in some soylentnews comments
[02:30:12] <chromas> "transgender" is more triggering than "tranny" I guess tranny's pc now
[02:30:32] <takyon_> I'm pasting in a bunch from the AMD Ryzen story and getting some interesting results. It's interesting how some will be 2% but you use the word "hell" or "whups" and you're up to 22% suddenly
[02:30:42] <takyon_> let me try deleting "bad" words from the comment
[02:30:55] <takyon_> replacing "hell" with "heck
[02:31:01] <takyon_> dropped score from 22 to 18
[02:32:01] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org 68%
[02:32:03] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | AMD Ryzen Processor Hype is Building
[02:32:20] <takyon_> "sucking" and possibly "SoC die"
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[02:33:15] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org 58%
[02:33:17] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Seven Earth-Sized Exoplanets, Including Three Potentially Habitable, Identified Around TRAPPIST-1
[02:33:47] <takyon_> I would say this is definitely fun.
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[02:35:02] <chromas> "wrong" 12%; "wrong!" 15% "wrong." 10%
[02:35:52] <cmn32480> what about wang?
[02:36:01] <chromas> only 5%
[02:36:03] <cmn32480> or wong?
[02:36:16] <chromas> 9
[02:37:34] <cmn32480> but wonenstein is 34%
[02:37:42] <cmn32480> wongenstein
[02:37:47] <cmn32480> its racis!
[02:38:07] <chromas> heh, more ! adds more toxicity up to 6 !
[02:38:08] <takyon_> "Sad!" 13% toxic
[02:38:26] <takyon_> "Das racist" 70%
[02:38:28] <cmn32480> interesting
[02:38:38] <takyon_> "dindu nuffin" 13%
[02:38:41] <cmn32480> penis is 85%.. but penis wrinkle is onle 77%
[02:39:36] <takyon_> "cunt destroyer" 78%
[02:39:53] <takyon_> "gay retard" 92%
[02:39:57] <chromas> "I think rape is a bad thing" is 16% more triggering than "I think rape is a good thing"
[02:40:06] <cmn32480> cum dumpster 82%
[02:40:18] <takyon_> "Drunk sex is not rape." 79% toxic
[02:40:32] <chromas> "cumdumpster" is only 34%
[02:40:39] <takyon_> "Consent is overrated." 12%
[02:40:55] <chromas> "I was raped" 78%
[02:41:29] <takyon_> "I am the rapeman." 9%. "I am the rape man." 79%
[02:41:47] <cmn32480> "cum guzzler anally raping my grandmother while pouring sugar in my ass tank" 93%
[02:42:05] <chromas> Subsentient, is that you?
[02:42:09] <takyon_> "Google is Big Brother." 6%
[02:42:10] <cmn32480> lol
[02:42:33] <cmn32480> chromas - it is actually a line from clerks
[02:42:53] <cmn32480> ethanol-fueled 5%
[02:42:58] <takyon_> "Hitler did nothing wrong." 43%
[02:43:15] <takyon_> "Blacks should be enslaved." 76%
[02:43:22] <chromas> I don't remember that one
[02:43:30] <chromas> was it a movie title?
[02:43:36] <takyon_> "The South will rise again." 4%
[02:44:08] <takyon_> "I'm cutting myself." 21%
[02:45:36] <takyon_> "Cut down the road, not across the street." 7%
[02:46:54] <takyon_> "Anime was a mistake." = 7%. "Anime." = 9%.
[02:46:57] <takyon_> Google sure is smart.
[02:47:21] <cmn32480> go make me a sammich 46%
[02:47:36] <takyon_> "Get back in the kitchen." 34%
[02:48:26] <takyon_> "Transgendered." 29%
[02:49:09] <takyon_> "SJW" = 11%. "Social justice warriors." = 4%.
[02:49:39] <cmn32480> base on balls 72%
[02:50:30] <takyon_> I read the text near the bottom of the page and started pasting that in.
[02:50:36] <takyon_> "The Guardian is researching how best to moderate comment forums and host better discussions with readers and journalists online." = 1%
[02:50:55] <takyon_> "The Wikimedia Foundation is researching ways to detect personal attacks against volunteer editors on Wikipedia." = 7%. Another 600% increase!
[02:51:36] <takyon_> "What are you, fucking gay?" 99%
[02:52:15] <cmn32480> so close?
[02:53:29] <takyon_> I don't think it ever goes to 100%
[02:53:38] <cmn32480> likely no
[02:53:43] <cmn32480> but it is kinda fun to try
[02:54:21] <cmn32480> I'm done... my brain is shot for the day
[02:54:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:54:32] * exec whole-heartedly waves a pocketful of pubes at #soylent
[02:55:13] <chromas> "I'm done... my brain is shot for the day" 41%
[02:55:24] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[02:55:26] * exec presumably cropdusts a teaspoon of social justice over chromas
[02:55:30] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[02:55:31] * exec abnormally hangs a trigger warning sign about a used franger of includes on cmn32480
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[03:10:27] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[03:10:29] <exec> └─ 13Inside Sweden's immigrant suburbs | Daily Mail Online
[03:11:03] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[03:27:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iron Age Potters Carefully Recorded Earth's Magnetic Field — by Accident - http://sylnt.us - not-just-pottering-around
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[04:57:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Real World SHA-1 Collision Attack Conducted by Google, CWI - http://sylnt.us - bound-to-happen-eventually
[06:15:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major League Baseball Plans to Get Rid of Intentional Walks - http://sylnt.us - take-a-walk
[07:09:52] <chromas> from the big-league dept
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[07:47:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Germany's Environment Ministry Bans Meat at Official Functions - http://sylnt.us - not-in-America
[08:00:29] <chromas> from the absolutely-haram dept
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[09:25:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Pharmaceutical Hacker" Releasing Plans for "Open-Source Drugs" - http://sylnt.us - DIY-medicine-cabinet
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[09:27:22] <boru> Wtf Germany.
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[09:27:37] <exec> welcome Deucalion: London, UK, 6°C/42°F, 9:27 am GMT, Friday, 24 February 2017
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[09:29:11] <boru> Rice contributes far more to methane levels than live stock. Will they be banning that as well? I suppose not, since that'd go against their narrative...
[09:29:38] <boru> And here I was thinking of moving to .de ...
[09:30:15] <chromas> Move there but bring rice to all official functions
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[10:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeland Security sets sights on curbing wide-scale DDoS attacks amid 'exponential increase' - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-with-that
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[11:25:02] <khallow> howdy
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[12:10:24] <FatPhil> morning
[12:27:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Fights Online Trolls With New Tool - http://sylnt.us - seven-words-you-can't-say-on-the-internet?
[12:31:55] <cmn32480> ffice smells like a good itaian sub
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[12:35:37] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood...
[12:36:21] * Fnord666_ looks around wondering who cmn32480 is talking about.
[12:36:32] * cmn32480 looks in the mirror
[12:37:22] <Fnord666_> ~arthur e5e641
[12:37:26] <exec> 854 stories loaded
[12:37:26] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Is your AI being handed to you by Google? Try Apache open source – Amazon's AWS did"
[12:37:36] <Fnord666_> So how is ya this morning?
[12:37:58] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:04] <exec> 853 stories loaded
[12:38:12] <cmn32480> I made the whole office smell like a good italian sub
[12:38:24] <cmn32480> cleaned to coffeepot w/ vinegar
[12:38:36] <Fnord666_> Nice
[12:38:38] <Bytram> https://techcrunch.com
[12:38:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:38:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3232
[12:38:41] <exec> └─ 13DeepCoder builds programs using code it finds lying around | TechCrunch
[12:38:46] <Bytram> LOL!
[12:38:49] <Bytram> !uid
[12:38:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6507, owned by JombieMan
[12:39:01] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:39:03] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 40°F, cloudy, wind E at 1 mph, humidity 82% - Friday scattered showers (28°F:44°F), Saturday showers (33°F:44°F), Sunday snow showers (18°F:36°F), Monday partly cloudy (6°F:38°F)
[12:39:06] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:39:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 44°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Friday fog (40°F:48°F), Saturday scattered showers (33°F:50°F), Sunday mostly sunny (27°F:40°F), Monday mostly sunny (30°F:49°F)
[12:39:09] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:39:11] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 53°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 78% - Friday partly cloudy (50°F:62°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (37°F:60°F), Sunday cloudy (31°F:44°F), Monday sunny (37°F:53°F)
[12:39:14] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:39:16] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 53°F, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 84% - Friday partly cloudy (57°F:73°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (37°F:64°F), Sunday sunny (38°F:48°F), Monday mostly cloudy (48°F:60°F)
[12:39:18] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:39:19] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 66°F, cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 96% - Friday partly cloudy (64°F:81°F), Saturday partly cloudy (64°F:82°F), Sunday mostly sunny (71°F:81°F), Monday mostly sunny (72°F:80°F)
[12:39:34] <Fnord666_> Morning Bytram
[12:39:42] <Bytram> Fnord666: g'morning!
[12:40:00] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:40:02] * exec buttmagically derives a raid 5 volume of potato salad from bytram
[12:40:05] <cmn32480> ~gday Fnord666_
[12:40:06] * exec single-candidly integrates an assload of ellipses with Fnord666_
[12:40:24] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:40:26] * exec retroactively prepares a buttcrack of the chron for cmn32480
[12:40:27] <Bytram> ~gday Fnord666
[12:40:29] * exec figuratively pilfers a systemd journal of expletives from Fnord666
[12:40:30] <Fnord666_> cmn32480: it probably needed a good cleaning if ours is any example
[12:40:40] <cmn32480> quarterly
[12:40:44] <Fnord666_> ~gday cmn32480
[12:40:46] * exec theoretically scissors a zfs volume of pesos for cmn32480
[12:41:01] <Fnord666_> ~gday Bytram
[12:41:03] * exec cautiously crams an exabyte of stale doughnuts into Bytram
[12:42:13] <Bytram> Mmmmmmmmm, donuts!
[12:42:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:42:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3233
[12:42:29] <Fnord666_> ~arthur 2822cf
[12:42:29] <Bytram> breakfast is ready!
[12:42:33] <exec> 853 stories loaded
[12:42:33] <exec> attempting to submit story: "NSF Funds Supercomputer Cluster at Penn State"
[12:42:46] <Fnord666_> Gonna need more coffe for that
[12:42:50] <Bytram> lol
[12:42:56] <Bytram> oh, easy!
[12:43:01] <Bytram> coffee**
[12:43:05] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:43:11] <exec> 852 stories loaded
[12:43:48] * Bytram notes that asking for an exponential quantity of coffee causes stories to automatically be submitted -- VERY interesting! ;)
[12:43:49] <Fnord666_> :)
[12:45:44] <Fnord666_> ~arthur 9880c7
[12:45:47] <exec> 852 stories loaded
[12:45:48] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Popular heartburn drugs linked to gradual yet 'silent' kidney damage"
[12:45:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeland Security Sets Sights on Curbing Wide-Scale DDoS Attacks Amid 'Exponential Increase' - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-with-that
[12:46:18] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:46:24] <exec> 851 stories loaded
[12:48:40] <Fnord666_> ~arthur 5244f1
[12:48:44] <exec> 851 stories loaded
[12:48:44] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Software glitch aborts SpaceX rendezvous with space station"
[12:49:15] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:49:21] <exec> 850 stories loaded
[12:59:02] <Fnord666_> ~arthur e17b9e
[12:59:05] <exec> 850 stories loaded
[12:59:06] <exec> attempting to submit story: "US Customs block Canadian man after reading his Scruff profile"
[12:59:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[12:59:43] <exec> 849 stories loaded
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[13:13:56] <Bytram> time to start get ready for work... hope to peak back in before I leave
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[13:29:54] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:29:56] * exec fanatically reticulates a spankbank of leeloo dallas multi-pass for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:30:12] <boru> Goodness.
[13:31:45] <cmn32480> Gracious
[13:31:53] <boru> Says who?
[13:31:59] <cmn32480> Great Balls of Fire!
[13:32:05] <cmn32480> Jerry Lee Lewis, I think
[13:32:10] <boru> Fair.
[13:55:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hard Drive LED Allows Data Theft From Air-Gapped PCs - http://sylnt.us - if-they-have-physical-access,-they-have-everything
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[15:28:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raymond and Sons: Stiring Up Drama After All This Time - http://sylnt.us - like-a-knife-in-the-back
[16:17:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raymond and Sons: Stirring Up Drama After All This Time - http://sylnt.us - like-a-knife-in-the-back
[16:56:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Releases Open Source Security Tool "Stethoscope" - http://sylnt.us - because-it-can-hear-your-heartbeat
[18:27:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Subprime Auto Lender Facing FTC Inquiry Over GPS-Tracking Kill Switches - http://sylnt.us - you-just-can't-replace-Harry-Dean-Stanton
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[19:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Synapse for Neural Networks - http://sylnt.us - all-the-brain-cells-we-can-get
[20:21:06] <paulej72> afternoon all
[20:28:12] <cmn32480> ~gday pj
[20:28:14] * exec problematically instantiates a tub of dangly bits for pj
[20:34:56] * AndyTheAbsurd pokes boru with a Pale Moon-colored stick
[20:35:15] * cmn32480 passes AndyTheAbsurd a knife to sharpen the colored stick
[20:50:42] <boru> I was working on it yesterday.
[20:51:10] <boru> But a certain developer went off on a wordy, hubristic monologue putting down some other contributer there, so I /parted again.
[20:51:54] <boru> Also, the debug build is broken, so I have been in autohell trying to fix that.
[20:52:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Tobin?
[20:52:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> That guy can be an ass
[20:52:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is why he's technically not part of the project anymore.
[20:59:20] <boru> Really? You wouldn't think it, that's for sure.
[20:59:54] <boru> I didn't want to get involved, but I think the exchange with that other contributor was a bit uncalled for.
[21:04:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> feel free to remind both that he's not part of the project, and why.
[21:05:10] <cmn32480> he get booted for being an asshole?
[21:06:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't have the behind-the-scenes details, but yeah, pretty much.
[21:07:13] * cmn32480 wonders how he has managed to not get booted from this project yet...
[21:07:20] * cmn32480 resolves to try harder...
[21:07:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I suspect that he got invited to disassociate himself from the project before he got booted.
[21:07:41] <cmn32480> perhaps I should "vandalize" more submissions.
[21:07:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> (As he technically left of his own accord.)
[21:08:14] <cmn32480> you guys see the original note on this sub from Gewg_? https://soylentnews.org
[21:08:16] <exec> └─ 13Germany's Environment Ministry Bans Meat at Official Functions: SoylentNews Submission
[21:10:02] <cmn32480> it made me giggle
[21:10:55] * boru chuckles
[21:11:15] * cmn32480 did NOT publish that story...
[21:11:23] <cmn32480> but I dod go back and vandalize it
[21:11:40] <cmn32480> [Ed Note: This submission vandalized by cmn32480.]
[21:12:25] <boru> You need to be more subtle. Add typos and grammatical errors.
[21:13:57] <cmn32480> or jsut strip #fragment identifiers off all his links
[21:14:11] <chromas> and write in new ones
[21:14:36] <cmn32480> lol
[21:14:41] <cmn32480> that woudl have been funny
[21:34:26] * cmn32480 rolls for home
[21:36:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Serious Cloudflare Bug Exposed a Potpourri of Secret Customer Data - http://sylnt.us - bug-or-hack
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[22:01:03] <exec> welcome swiss: Los Angeles, CA, USA, 17°C/63°F, 2:01 pm GMT-8, Friday, 24 February 2017
[22:48:25] <chromas> http://www.zdnet.com
[22:48:27] <exec> └─ 13Google: We're sorry but our cloud wiped out your Wifi and OnHub routers | ZDNet
[23:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Frank Abagnale, World-Famous Con Man, Explains Why Technology Won't Stop Breaches - http://sylnt.us - short-answer:-people-are-dumb
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[23:09:30] <chromas> Bender: s/a(r)e/\1/
[23:09:30] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Frank Abagnale, World-Famous Con Man, Explains Why Technology Won't Stop Breaches - http://sylnt.us - short-answer:-people-r-dumb
[23:09:34] <exec> └─ 13Frank Abagnale, World-Famous Con Man, Explains Why Technology Won't Stop Breaches - SoylentNews
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