#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-23

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[00:00:27] <nick> i learned to deal with the fear after spending a few years running cables in roof and floor spaces, i'd end up talking to them, trying to strike a deal.
[00:02:25] <chromas> "Give me a drop of your blood for interrupting my website"
[00:05:59] <takyon> australia
[00:07:43] <takyon> australian inhabitants = 400 billion spiders
[00:08:04] <chromas> per squar meter
[00:08:05] <takyon> *under every bed
[00:08:35] <chromas> ah, it's like raisin bran
[00:08:40] <chromas> "two scoops in every box"
[00:08:50] <takyon> teehee
[00:09:03] <chromas> Spider Bran
[00:09:41] <charon_> don't worry about that one, he won't kill you. an afternoon of agony is all
[00:13:32] <nick> was there for almost a year, and i never actually saw any evil lookin spiders in .au
[00:13:37] <nick> but i was in the city
[00:23:49] <takyon> http://www.reuters.com
[00:23:51] <exec> └─ 13North Korea blames Malaysia for death of its citizen: KCNA
[00:45:39] <paulej72> I blame Troboma
[00:59:24] <takyon> https://www.vice.com
[01:25:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Library Hand, the Fastidiously Neat Penmanship Style Made for Card Catalogs - http://sylnt.us - alas!-never-to-be-seen-again
[01:30:17] <cmn32480> chromas... the 2 firewalls ARE pfsense
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[02:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Partnership Aims to Redesign Operating Rooms Using HoloLens - http://sylnt.us - VR-hacking:-the-final-frontier
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[03:34:54] <exec> welcome n1: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 1°C/34°F, 10:34 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 22 February 2017
[03:35:22] <n1> ~weather-add n1 montevideo
[03:35:24] <exec> name "n1" set for location "montevideo"
[03:35:40] <n1> ~weather
[03:35:43] <exec> 10Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay - currently 77°F / 25°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NE at 0 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (71°F:87°F / 22°C:31°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:84°F / 22°C:29°C), Friday sunny (69°F:83°F / 21°C:28°C), Saturday mostly sunny (69°F:85°F / 21°C:29°C)
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[04:25:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anagram Scoring - http://sylnt.us - morning-car-saga
[04:29:24] <FatPhil> ~weather
[04:29:25] <exec> 10Tallinn, Estonia - currently 34°F / 1°C, snow, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 96% - Thursday snow (22°F:34°F / -6°C:1°C), Friday snow showers (21°F:29°F / -6°C:-2°C), Saturday partly cloudy (21°F:30°F / -6°C:-1°C), Sunday snow showers (28°F:34°F / -2°C:1°C)
[04:53:06] * TheMightyBuzzard victoriously heads off to bed, having vanquished three equal level fighters single-handedly with his thief this evening.
[04:57:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://dailycaller.com
[04:57:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one should be fun
[04:58:00] * TheMightyBuzzard really goes to bed now
[04:58:05] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[05:55:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baidu "Ring Allreduce" Algorithm Allows Faster Machine Learning Over Multiple GPUs - http://sylnt.us - is-baidu-evil-or-not?
[07:27:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thousands of Spills at US Oil and Gas Fracking Sites - http://sylnt.us - it's-just-sugar-water
[08:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Who Took Control of PC Microphones Siphon 600 GB From 70 Targets - http://sylnt.us - always-another-sucker
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[10:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Man Murders His Friend over Graphics Card Debate - http://sylnt.us - IRL-there-is-no-respawn
[10:28:48] <chromas> graphic violence
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[11:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3228
[11:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:58:53] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 321
[12:08:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Child Obesity "35-40 Percent" Inherited From Parents - http://sylnt.us - thanks-folks
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[12:46:43] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:46:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3229
[13:06:31] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[13:06:33] * exec mistakenly hallucinates a loaded diaper of the truth with the
[13:06:33] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:06:35] * exec literally extracts a tumbleweed of spicy cheese sauce from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:08:16] <cmn32480> wtf exec?
[13:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i broke him
[13:08:30] <cmn32480> ~restart
[13:08:32] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (113.4 kb)
[13:08:38] <cmn32480> obviously
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[13:08:51] * cmn32480 goes digging for a link with a shit cert
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[13:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:09:15] * exec historically instantiates a recycle bin of splooge for cmn32480
[13:09:20] <cmn32480> ewww
[13:10:09] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[13:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:10:20] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 322
[13:38:18] <cmn32480> ~join #fite
[13:48:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seven Earth-Sized Exoplanets, Including Three Potentially Habitable, Identified Around TRAPPIST-1 - http://sylnt.us - tentatively-named-Doc-Grumpy-Happy-Sleepy-Bashful-Sneezy-and-Dopey
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[14:18:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:18:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3230
[14:18:22] <Bytram> !uid
[14:18:22] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6506, owned by monterrey
[14:18:36] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:18:38] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 33°F, partly cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 81% - Thursday scattered thunderstorms (28°F:46°F), Friday cloudy (26°F:43°F), Saturday showers (32°F:40°F), Sunday partly cloudy (15°F:37°F)
[14:18:41] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:18:43] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 37°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 86% - Thursday partly cloudy (37°F:50°F), Friday showers (38°F:45°F), Saturday showers (33°F:48°F), Sunday cloudy (28°F:41°F)
[14:18:45] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:18:47] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 50°F, mostly sunny, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 68% - Thursday sunny (47°F:61°F), Friday isolated thunderstorms (48°F:60°F), Saturday cloudy (35°F:60°F), Sunday cloudy (32°F:45°F)
[14:18:49] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[14:18:51] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 54°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday mostly sunny (54°F:73°F), Friday mostly sunny (57°F:71°F), Saturday thunderstorm (38°F:67°F), Sunday sunny (38°F:49°F)
[14:18:52] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[14:18:54] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 67°F, sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 85% - Thursday partly cloudy (63°F:78°F), Friday partly cloudy (63°F:82°F), Saturday sunny (65°F:83°F), Sunday scattered showers (70°F:79°F)
[14:51:47] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:51:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3231
[14:51:52] <Bytram> https://phys.org
[14:51:54] <exec> └─ 13Tiny cavefish may help humans evolve to require very little sleep
[14:55:51] <paulej72> ~weather
[14:55:53] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 96% - Thursday partly cloudy (50°F:68°F / 10°C:20°C), Friday partly cloudy (53°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (34°F:72°F / 1°C:22°C), Sunday sunny (31°F:47°F / -1°C:8°C)
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[15:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetic Data for Neolithic and Bronze Age Eurasian Migrations Analyzed - http://sylnt.us - war...-war-never-changes
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[16:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Ryzen Processor Hype is Building - http://sylnt.us - can-i-still-root-for-them-if-they're-no-longer-underdogs?
[18:09:23] <cmn32480> ~weather
[18:09:25] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 69°F / 21°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 57% - Thursday mostly sunny (53°F:72°F / 12°C:22°C), Friday partly cloudy (57°F:71°F / 14°C:22°C), Saturday thunderstorm (39°F:65°F / 4°C:18°C), Sunday sunny (38°F:49°F / 3°C:9°C)
[18:18:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soyuz-U Retrospective - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-hydrazine
[18:38:18] <cmn32480> sonofabitch it is only Thursday...
[18:38:28] <cmn32480> damnit.. I been thinking it was Friday all day
[19:12:52] <clorox|2> Weekend Hype is Building
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[19:16:32] <cmn32480> just got the email from AMD to pre-order my Ryzen processor
[19:16:45] * cmn32480 clicks delete
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[19:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VR Gaming Comes to Linux - http://sylnt.us - half-life-3-confirmed
[20:00:17] <cmn32480> Bender: s/confirmed/is-still-vaporware/
[20:00:17] <sedctl> <cmn32480> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VR Gaming Comes to Linux - http://sylnt.us - half-life-3-is-still-vaporware
[20:00:22] <exec> └─ 13VR Gaming Comes to Linux - SoylentNews
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[21:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable Fitness Devices Don’t Seem to Make You More Fit - http://sylnt.us - great-status-symbols-though
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[22:27:08] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 28°C/83°F, 7:27 pm GMT-3, Thursday, 23 February 2017
[22:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Decipher the Nanoscale Architecture of a Beetle's Shell - http://sylnt.us - early-dreadlocks
[23:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.forbes.com Forbes, so javascript required.
[23:24:26] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[23:24:27] <exec> └─ 13Forbes Welcome
[23:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> serves em right
[23:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.washingtontimes.com
[23:25:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:25:16] <exec> └─ 13Homeland Security sets sights on curbing wide-scale DDoS attacks amid 'exponential increase' - Washington Times
[23:25:17] <chromas> "Witches worldwide are planning to cast a spell on Donald Trump on February 24th. Here's how to join them."
[23:25:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:27:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://techcrunch.com Hope you don't have a 5GHz wireless setup at home.
[23:27:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:27:10] <exec> └─ 13Freshly FCC-approved LTE-U wireless rolls out on T-Mobile this spring | TechCrunch
[23:27:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com Because speech should only be free if it's polite and you agree with it.
[23:31:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:31:36] <exec> └─ 13Google fights online trolls with new tool - The Washington Post
[23:32:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[23:52:12] <cmn32480> chromas - they tried running a witch against him in the election and couldn't make it work