#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-16

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[00:28:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Method Uses Heat Flow to Levitate Variety of Objects - http://sylnt.us - more-trouble-than-it's-worth
[00:52:15] <NCommander> You're having a bad day when you need to do 'gdb ld'
[00:54:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> ummm...
[00:54:35] * AndyTheAbsurd isn't sure what NCommander is doing but is pretty sure it qualifies as scary.
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[00:57:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> thing just said in the room I'm currently in: "Everyone is Hitler."
[00:57:46] <charon_> je suis Hitler
[00:58:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> dylanwh was working on a JavaScript-based thing to help with setup of the board game "Secret Hitler".
[00:59:56] <charon_> man, that game seems designed to destroy friendships
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[01:42:06] * cmn32480 is taking a page from bytram's book
[01:42:15] <cmn32480> change one f**king thing at a time then test.
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[01:56:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google’s Not-So-Secret New OS - http://sylnt.us - more-data-to-not-be-evil-with
[01:57:01] <takyon_> what, chromedroid
[02:06:32] <cmn32480> I heard they were gonna name it annabelle
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[03:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISRO Makes History, Sets World Record by Successfully Launching 104 Satellites in One Go - http://sylnt.us - one-for-each-keyboard-key
[04:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Keck Dataset of 1,600 Stars Released; 100 Potential Exoplanets Found - http://sylnt.us - my-god,-it's-full-of-stars
[06:27:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warren Buffett Drops Walmart -- Signals Death of Retail as we know it - http://sylnt.us - the-wizard-of-omaha-is-never-wrong
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[08:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Bypass ASLR Protection with Simple JavaScript Code - http://sylnt.us - more-secure-every-day
[08:34:15] <FatPhil> eather
[08:34:19] <FatPhil> ~weather
[08:34:21] <exec> 10Tallinn, Estonia - currently 32°F / 0°C, cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 96% - Thursday partly cloudy (31°F:37°F / -1°C:3°C), Friday rain and snow (28°F:35°F / -2°C:2°C), Saturday partly cloudy (31°F:38°F / -1°C:3°C), Sunday showers (29°F:38°F / -2°C:3°C)
[09:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Indians Dodged Government's 'Black Money' Clampdown - http://sylnt.us - invest-in-gold
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[11:06:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Failed Alzheimer's Disease Therapy - http://sylnt.us - senility-creeps-unabated
[11:16:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Some Indians Dodged Government's 'Black Money' Clampdown [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - invest-in-gold
[11:21:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:21:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3207
[11:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.angrypatriotmovement.com
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[11:31:51] <chromas> Terrible and racist, dogg
[11:33:55] <chromas> Can't just go around comparing a group of people who ask for handouts and whenever you spoil them they just ask for more to a dog
[11:34:29] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:35:01] * chromas throws a tantrum
[11:40:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:40:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3208
[11:40:10] <Bytram> !uid
[11:40:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6496, owned by northcolorado
[11:40:46] <Bytram> still? we haven't has a new acct in a few days, it seems... brb
[11:41:01] <chromas> Registering some sockpuppets?
[11:41:04] * Bytram checks and it appears the account was added: 6496 2017-02-13 09:03:57 "northcolorado"
[11:41:16] <Bytram> nah... don't need to
[11:41:23] <Bytram> and... don't want to
[11:41:31] <Bytram> what good would they be?
[11:41:36] <chromas> exec and MrPlow need some so it looks like we have more bots
[11:41:49] <chromas> They'd increments the maximum UID value
[11:42:03] <Bytram> nah, they just need to alias their nick when they are in different channels
[11:43:58] Bytram is now known as bytram
[11:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that didn't work... wonder why
[12:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:17:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 317
[12:37:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Poop in Space - http://sylnt.us - another-in-our-ongoing-instructional-series
[12:38:28] <chromas> Bender: s/P.3/💩/
[12:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender, s/P.../💩/
[12:39:01] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to 💩 in Space - http://sylnt.us - another-in-our-ongoing-instructional-series
[12:39:06] <exec> └─ 13How to Poop in Space - SoylentNews
[12:39:10] <chromas> Damn. Was about to try that
[12:39:15] * chromas had to cheat and go look it up
[12:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ninja!
[12:40:17] <chromas> Maybe I was thinking of {3}
[12:40:35] <chromas> s/w.{2}/🐩/
[12:40:35] <sedctl> <chromas> Maybe I 🐩 thinking of {3}
[12:40:44] <chromas> yeah
[12:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> gettin too fancy
[12:40:58] <chromas> see that's not just a poo. it's a poo dle
[12:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes less chars to type ... than .{3}
[12:41:37] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/.{3}/…/
[12:41:37] <sedctl> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> …es less chars to type ... than .{3}
[12:41:39] <exec> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> takes less chars to type ... than …
[12:41:46] <chromas> herp
[12:41:50] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/\.{3}/…/
[12:41:50] <sedctl> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> takes less chars to type … than .{3}
[12:41:53] <exec> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> takes less chars to type ... than …
[12:41:59] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:42:01] * exec allegedly requisitions a fistful of sum yun gai for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:42:03] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[12:42:05] * exec covertly shippon of the dankest of memes twanks chromas
[12:42:08] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[12:42:11] * exec explicitly prepares a mountain of imitation bacon bits for cmn32480
[12:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:42:20] * exec retroactively snatches a battery of GNU/toecheese from cmn32480
[12:43:07] <cmn32480> oooo imitation bacon bits and toecheese!
[12:43:10] <cmn32480> that's almost a meal
[12:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt always look on the bright side of life
[12:43:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:45:34] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:45:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3209
[14:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacking: a Multi-Billion-Dollar Industry that will Quadruple in Size in 3 Years - http://sylnt.us - i-am-in-the-wrong-profession
[14:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:07:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3210
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[15:02:03] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/51°F, 4:02 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 16 February 2017
[15:02:03] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/51°F, 4:02 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 16 February 2017
[15:47:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Undefined Behavior != Unsafe Programming - http://sylnt.us - for-all-you-code-writing-types-out-there
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[17:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IRIS: New Edition of the Sinclair C5 Electric Trike - http://sylnt.us - it's-faster-than-walking-now
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[18:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Winston Churchill on Aliens - http://sylnt.us - open-minded
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[19:50:52] * cmn32480 considers going home to start drinking early
[19:51:37] <mechanicjay> It's important to be hungover for work on Friday so you can start enjoying your weekend clearheaded on Saturday.
[19:52:19] <mechanicjay> ...I accidentally discovered this a couple weeks ago -- it was a revelation.
[19:52:53] * mechanicjay can no longer remembered *why* he drank heavily on a Thursday night.
[19:54:48] <cmn32480> probably something that happened at work
[20:01:07] <bytram> joy at finding an inexpensive cell phone mount for his car, no doubt!
[20:01:33] <mechanicjay> Hopfully that will be delivered today!\
[20:01:41] <bytram> actually being able to find *any* kind of mount on short notice, I should have said
[20:02:00] <bytram> yep, how long from now will you embark on your journey
[20:03:47] <mechanicjay> 25 hourssesseseses!
[20:03:59] <cmn32480> I'm glad you aren't excited....
[20:04:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> where are you going?! Are you leaving us FOREVER!?
[20:04:47] * AndyTheAbsurd hasn't been paying much attention to #Soylent lately and missed all this
[20:05:02] <cmn32480> ROAD TRIP!
[20:05:10] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: might have been chatting in a different channel about it yesterday
[20:05:12] <mechanicjay> anyway
[20:05:21] <mechanicjay> 10 day Road Trip to California
[20:05:26] <cmn32480> quick... AndyTheAbsurd if you leave now, you can hed him off at the pass!
[20:06:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> I doubt that; getting from here to Atlanta if I left now would take 10 hours and I think he's farther from me than Atlanta is.
[20:06:39] <cmn32480> pffrft... it's only Seattle
[20:06:49] <cmn32480> and who said you ahd to drive?
[20:07:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> huh....I broke Mule ESB. Oh well, it's just dev.
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[20:28:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cross-Modal Recognition in Goats - http://sylnt.us - but-they're-all-mean
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[21:47:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tata Steel Workers Agree to Pension Cuts to Save 8,000 Jobs - http://sylnt.us - difficult-choice
[21:58:32] <FatPhil> ~gday Bender
[21:58:34] * exec problematically stuffs a mouthful of com objects into Bender
[21:58:47] <FatPhil> ~gday exec
[21:58:48] * exec arrogantly integrates a tablespoonful of chocolate truffles with exec
[21:58:59] <cmn32480> ~gday FatPhil
[21:59:01] * exec sardonically embiggens a singularity of pain with FatPhil
[21:59:10] <FatPhil> fight it out amongst yourselves you fucking retard bots
[21:59:22] <cmn32480> HEY!
[21:59:25] <FatPhil> ~gday fatphil
[21:59:26] * exec inadequately hangs a trigger warning sign about a DD cup of vindication on fatphil
[21:59:43] <exec> Be nice. Bots have feelings too!
[22:00:05] <FatPhil> Sorry, exactly what value do these shitty scripts have to the channel?
[22:00:24] <cmn32480> sometimes they are laughable
[22:00:37] <FatPhil> s/Sorry/I'm in no way sorry/
[22:00:37] <sedctl> <FatPhil> I'm in no way sorry, exactly what value do these shitty scripts have to the channel?
[22:00:40] <exec> <FatPhil> I'm in no way sorry, exactly what value do these shitty scripts have to the channel?
[22:00:53] <cmn32480> see?
[22:00:54] <FatPhil> Wayhay - billion laughs
[22:01:02] <cmn32480> ~sed off
[22:01:03] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[22:01:15] <cmn32480> rough day FatPhil?
[22:01:29] <FatPhil> Narp, good day.
[22:02:03] <FatPhil> No time for retarded things, been dealing with actually forward looking positive creative things.
[22:02:22] <FatPhil> This is bread and circuses
[22:02:37] <cmn32480> very much so
[22:03:39] <FatPhil> For example, one of my biggest complaints, which *everyone* (apart from me) does, is to control the bot using broadcast public messages, to which the bot replies using a broadcast message
[22:03:46] <FatPhil> 00:01 <+cmn32480> ~sed off
[22:03:46] <FatPhil> 00:01 < exec> sed disabled for #Soylent
[22:04:00] <FatPhil> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:04:08] <FatPhil> Control your bot in silence
[22:04:43] <FatPhil> and the public doesn't need to see that your bot has responded to your control message
[22:05:40] <FatPhil> Is this some stupid way of saying "I'm in control of a bot", "and it works"?
[22:06:25] <FatPhil> Your counter-argument has nonplussed me.
[22:07:07] <cmn32480> if the bots annoy you, I can only suggest that you set a /ignore for all of them.
[22:08:10] <FatPhil> I like being able to ask for the weather
[22:08:26] <FatPhil> However, why does it respond *broadcast*?!?!?!?
[22:08:33] <FatPhil> fucking retarded
[22:08:59] <FatPhil> Who gives a shit what the wather is in Tallinn od Helsinki, only the person who asks it.
[22:11:25] <cmn32480> good night FatPhil. I'm gong home
[22:12:15] <FatPhil> The crowning glory of the antisociality of the bots, which I admit is blaming all of the bots for the weakness of one, was when I tried to #fite over a privmsg, and the bot didn't understand that. I *had* to do it over a broadcast medium.
[22:13:05] <FatPhil> *boioioioing* <-- cmn32480's gong
[22:18:32] <chromas> donggong
[22:25:45] <FatPhil> s/o/oo/
[22:25:45] <sedctl> <FatPhil> *booioioioing* <-- cmn32480's gong
[22:25:50] <FatPhil> s/o/oo
[22:25:51] * sedctl hurls a / at FotPhul!
[22:25:55] <FatPhil> OK
[22:26:04] <FatPhil> s/O/o/
[22:26:04] <sedctl> <FutPhul> oK
[22:26:10] <FatPhil> s/K/kk/
[22:26:10] <sedctl> <FatPhil> Okk
[22:26:20] <FatPhil> s/O/oo/
[22:26:20] <sedctl> <FatPhil> ooK
[22:26:39] <FatPhil> OK, billion laughs not easy
[22:26:58] <FatPhil> thank gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[22:27:15] <FatPhil> s/o/*************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************/
[22:27:15] <sedctl> <FatPhil> thank g*************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[22:30:07] <FatPhil> s/o/*************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************/g
[22:30:07] <sedctl> <FatPhil> thank g**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
[22:30:07] <sedctl> ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
[22:30:16] <FatPhil> erp derp
[22:40:06] <takyon> u ok?
[22:42:45] <FatPhil> yeah,tesinging my code with a library which fakes random system call failures today. getting a 100% pass rate finally. Which of course means it could fail tomorrow.
[22:47:49] <FatPhil> Did you have some counter-argument to my criticisms voiced tree-quarters of an hour ago? Or is silence tacit agreement?
[22:48:08] <FatPhil> +missing letter(s)
[22:50:10] <FatPhil> actually, no, I'm not OK, this fucking laptom keyboard is pissing me off, the spacebar is about 50/50, I've broken one of the cursor keys permanently, and another 2 or 3 keys only works intermittently. But I can switch...
[22:51:05] <FatPhil> ... to this 5e crappy plastic squidgy keybard
[23:00:17] <bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[23:00:19] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft cancels February Patch Tuesday despite 0-day in wild | Ars Technica
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[23:17:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EPA Officials May be Using Signal to “Spread Their Goals Covertly” - http://sylnt.us - are-we-for-encryption-or-against?
[23:40:54] <mechanicjay> whelp...it just happened
[23:41:04] <mechanicjay> My brain went on vacation 24 hours early.
[23:52:47] <Bytram> mechanicjay: That's amazing! I've *never* heard of such a thing happening before! ;)
[23:53:23] <paulej72> my brian left me for another body
[23:53:29] <mechanicjay> It's a problem...I'm trying to do work, but all I can manage to do is muddle of which camera I'm going to bring on my trip
[23:53:43] <Bytram> Attack of the Brain-Pod Snatchers
[23:54:14] <paulej72> bring all the cameras
[23:54:30] <Bytram> ^^++
[23:54:32] <mechanicjay> :)
[23:54:37] <paulej72> look like a japanese tourist
[23:55:10] <Bytram> paulej72: s/j[^ ]* //
[23:55:11] <sedctl> <Bytram> <paulej72> look like a tourist
[23:55:32] <mechanicjay> I cleaned and lubed an Afga Isolette iii, which is a medium format film camera (6cm x 6cm negatives!). I'm tempted to bring it, but until I get the first roll back from the lab, I don't want to risk wasting my time
[23:55:44] <mechanicjay> since I'm not sure I have everything cleaned and adjusted right.
[23:55:50] <Bytram> practical decision
[23:56:13] <mechanicjay> I'm thinking of just bringing the trusty old Minolta 35mm...along with the cellphone for snapshots
[23:56:19] <Bytram> that's medium format? how big are the large format ones?
[23:56:44] <paulej72> 6"
[23:56:45] <Bytram> well, except for a haselblad (sp?)
[23:57:27] <Bytram> a negative that is larger than most people's prints (5x7) -- wow
[23:57:38] <Bytram> brb dishes
[23:58:06] <paulej72> https://www.kickstarter.com
[23:58:08] <exec> └─ 13The Intrepid 4x5 Camera - An Affordable Large Format Camera by The Intrepid Camera Co. —
[23:59:14] <paulej72> looks like 4x5 is a popular size