#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-10
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[00:47:54] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[00:48:44] <takyon_> switcging to google news
[00:56:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Great News: Wine Runs on Windows Subsystem for Linux - http://sylnt.us - can-it-run-soylentnewsos
[01:02:21] <takyon_> great tesla story coming
[01:06:06] <nick> what one would that be?
[01:06:13] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[01:06:15] <exec> └─ 13Elon Musk Accuses Tesla Employee of Being a Union Agitator: SoylentNews Submission
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[01:08:41] <nick> that is hilarious
[01:12:55] <nick> i also like how they're apparently going to start building
[01:13:06] <nick> 'test model 3's' this month
[01:13:19] <nick> but plan to build 500,000 production ones next year
[01:14:57] <takyon_> to hear NBF tell it, SpaceX plans to launch more rockets in 2017 than the previous 6 years combined
[01:16:11] <nick> going to be a busy year for musk, more rockets, more cars, more holes
[01:16:39] <takyon_> are you referring to the underground tunnels idea?
[01:16:44] <nick> aye
[01:17:15] <nick> https://techcrunch.com
[01:17:17] <exec> └─ 13Elon Musk says he’ll start digging a tunnel from SpaceX HQ next month | TechCrunch
[01:17:32] <nick> that article is old, apparently they already started
[01:17:36] <takyon_> yeah I'm sure that will be ready for L.A. drivers around the same time Hyperloop is real
[01:18:41] <nick> ah shit, i forgot about SolarCity
[01:19:10] * nick wonders how many billions musk will want in the next round
[01:22:41] <takyon_> SolarCity, a Tesla subsidiary
[01:28:36] <jasassin> where do i get the cert for this server?
[01:29:11] <chromas> the server sends it
[01:29:48] <jasassin> weird i get a Verify E: unable to get local issuer certificate.? (20) -- Ignored
[01:29:59] <jasassin> i think its because i dont have some cert.pem file installed in hexchat
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[02:21:54] <jasassin> hahahhahaha
[02:22:11] <jasassin> i guess i figured out why the cert shit is not owrking in hexchat
[02:22:32] <jasassin> bwahhahaha read the code in /home/jas/hexchat/src/common/ssl.c
[02:22:38] <jasassin> and found this awesome fucking bit:
[02:22:59] <jasassin> FIXME: Master-Key, Extensions, CA bits
[02:22:59] <jasassin> (openssl x509 -text -in servcert.pem)
[02:22:59] <jasassin> */
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[02:25:57] <jasassin> i wonder how long thats been there...
[02:26:09] <jasassin> they just said fuck it bitch use untrusted keys ...
[02:27:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hundreds of Earthworks Built by Ancient Amazon Civilizations - http://sylnt.us - 3d-nazca-lines
[02:28:13] <Deucalion> If you have the checkbox checked in hexchat yes it ignores "invalid" certs... it has no granular control or cert pinning functions. So ticking that box to allow a self signed cert also allows expired and otherwise hooky certs. I's far from ideal.
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[02:35:27] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[02:35:29] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 6:35 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 9 February 2017
[02:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[02:36:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[02:36:50] <exec> └─ 13Internet Backbone Provider Cogent Blocks Pirate Bay and other "Pirate" Sites - TorrentFreak
[02:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[02:36:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:36:56] <exec> └─ 13Internet Backbone Provider Cogent Blocks Pirate Bay and other "Pirate" Sites - TorrentFreak
[02:37:21] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:37:46] <jasassin> theres no servcert.pem in the rest of the code either
[02:38:07] <jasassin> yeah, i guess if someone clones your shit and switches a number i wouldn't know
[02:39:16] <Deucalion> who in there right mind would want to clone my shit? That sounds like a smelly exercise in futility.
[02:39:46] <takyon> can I borrow your fecal DNA
[02:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.forbes.com
[02:41:05] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[02:41:06] <exec> └─ 13Forbes Welcome
[02:41:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[02:41:19] <takyon> um
[02:41:23] <takyon> we don't want to run Forbes
[02:41:29] <takyon> it's adwall/scriptwalled
[02:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> find another source then =P
[02:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a hell of a relevant story
[02:42:08] <takyon> I passed on submitting that
[02:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm gonna too. i can't be arsed to type up a summary.
[02:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, here we go. from the forbes story.
[02:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://hexus.net
[02:44:16] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[02:44:17] <exec> └─ 13UK and US prices for AMD R7 Ryzen processors spotted - CPU - News - HEXUS.net
[02:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[02:44:22] <chromas> there's over 9,000 other farticles
[02:44:22] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[02:44:26] <chromas> http://www.techspot.com
[02:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit
[02:44:27] <exec> usage: ~submit <url>
[02:44:28] <exec> └─ 13AMD Ryzen: Prices revealed, no Windows 7 support, smaller than Skylake - TechSpot
[02:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://hexus.net
[02:44:37] <exec> └─ 13UK and US prices for AMD R7 Ryzen processors spotted - CPU - News - HEXUS.net
[02:45:08] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[03:58:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shell Files Plan to Dismantle North Sea Oil Rigs - http://sylnt.us - navigational-hazards
[04:08:51] <Bytram> is anyone else having problems with the main site?
[04:09:25] <Bytram> okay, it's back
[04:19:20] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[04:19:21] * exec theoretically reverse-engineers a speck of vibrating rooster sammich from #Soylent
[05:26:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 5,000-Year-Old Chinese Beer Recipe Recreated by Students - http://sylnt.us - mmm,-porridge
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[06:36:30] <jasassin> amd ryzen given amd fanbois boners all over the world!
[06:36:54] <jasassin> amd ryzen now selling with a jars of vaseline
[06:37:26] <jasassin> amd ryzen we can no longer report on it because we are in the throes of orgasms
[06:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Brain Imaging Technique Creates Detail Out of Tiny Pixelated Images - http://sylnt.us - I-saw-it-coming
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[08:26:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $54 Billion Anthem-Cigna Health Insurer Merger Rejected by U.S. Judge - http://sylnt.us - too-big-to-merge
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[08:49:55] <jasassin> what's the difference between a subroutine and a function?
[08:51:42] <jasassin> a function returns a value where a subroutine does not
[08:51:45] <jasassin> hmmmm
[08:57:42] <FatPhil> ~weather helsinki
[08:57:44] <exec> 10Helsinki, Finland - currently 17°F / -8°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 82% - Friday partly cloudy (17°F:25°F / -8°C:-4°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (24°F:28°F / -4°C:-2°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (28°F:32°F / -2°C:0°C), Monday partly cloudy (36°F:41°F / 2°C:5°C)
[08:58:08] <FatPhil> I don't believe that
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[08:59:12] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 6°C/42°F, 12:59 am GMT-8, Friday, 10 February 2017
[08:59:24] <jasassin> jesus christ chromas you are a cheating sunof a bitch
[08:59:27] <jasassin> fuck cheat much
[08:59:45] <jasassin> let you loose on discworl.starturtle.net:4242
[08:59:46] <jasassin> telnet
[08:59:48] <jasassin> shit man
[08:59:53] <jasassin> you rip em a new one
[09:00:15] <jasassin> sed s/discwol/discworld
[09:00:21] <jasassin> whatever
[09:00:29] <jasassin> discworld.starturtle.net:4242
[09:00:59] <chromas> What's on that?
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[09:01:17] <jasassin> its a discworld (book) multi user dungeon game
[09:01:23] <jasassin> all text
[09:01:42] <chromas> Probably not so easy to cheat there tho
[09:01:46] <jasassin> no
[09:01:51] <jasassin> possible, but not like this
[09:01:59] <jasassin> they kick your ass if you do
[09:02:16] <jasassin> i'm no long er allowed on there, as a matter of fact i was the first person to have their named permanantly banished
[09:02:16] <chromas> but hey I only used nicks already on the list so it's only parcheating
[09:02:30] <jasassin> they have my pickled head in the thieves guild cabinet
[09:02:34] <chromas> /nick jasassin1
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[09:03:30] <jasassin> its a prize i'd pay someone to get
[09:03:37] <jasassin> but so far noone has been able to get it for me
[09:03:41] <jasassin> i'd even pay real life money
[09:03:45] <jasassin> but noone can get it
[09:04:46] <jasassin> you use a program called mushclient (windows) or tintin++ unix
[09:05:09] <jasassin> i think tintin++ is the best mud client still, but since the last time i used it... it had a terrible but in it
[09:05:15] <jasassin> imagine a text irc client
[09:05:30] <jasassin> ok fuck it imagine what you are using now... there is a channel window and a text bar below it
[09:05:40] <jasassin> tintin++ for the last 20 fucking years
[09:05:41] <Bender> karma - tintin: 1
[09:05:47] <jasassin> tintin--
[09:05:47] <Bender> karma - tintin: 0
[09:05:56] <chromas> Text interface for text. Terrible
[09:06:05] <jasassin> because it has a bug in it where the cursor just randomly jumps above the textbox
[09:06:15] <chromas> Actually, I can be revolutionary and put the input box at the top
[09:06:15] <jasassin> and the only way to fix it is to quit the text tin tin and restart it
[09:06:18] <jasassin> control-l
[09:06:23] <jasassin> all the reset shit doesn't work
[09:06:36] <jasassin> your cursour is stuck in the window above
[09:06:43] <jasassin> its the most infuriorating thing
[09:06:48] <chromas> Fork it
[09:06:48] <jasassin> otherwise it would be perfect
[09:06:50] <chromas> tintintin+++
[09:06:52] <jasassin> the most PERFECT thing
[09:06:53] <jasassin> dood
[09:07:00] <jasassin> i have NO idea why the cursour jumps up there
[09:07:01] <chromas> rintintin+++
[09:07:17] <jasassin> tintin++ a bullet in the forhead
[09:07:17] <Bender> karma - tintin: 1
[09:07:28] <jasassin> tintin--
[09:07:28] <Bender> karma - tintin: 0
[09:07:30] <chromas> Wasn't there a dog involved?
[09:07:48] <jasassin> i think they shot it at the end
[09:07:52] <jasassin> who gives a shit
[09:08:21] <chromas> People who don't like lead in their Chinese
[09:08:41] <jasassin> dood
[09:08:48] <jasassin> it took me 10 seconds to process that
[09:08:51] <jasassin> holy shit
[09:08:57] <jasassin> most difficult joke to process ever
[09:09:02] * jasassin blames it on weed
[09:09:06] <chromas> You've been drinking too much. Or not enough
[09:09:07] <jasassin> that was a nice one
[09:09:12] <jasassin> i am quite hammered
[09:09:22] <jasassin> just had 10 or 12 beers and quite a bit of the weed
[09:09:30] <jasassin> perfect time to start coding
[09:09:34] <chromas> ooh, the weed stuff
[09:09:52] <chromas> #yt the civil war on drugs
[09:09:52] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[09:10:15] <jasassin> dood
[09:10:18] <jasassin> i know all about this bullshit
[09:10:42] <jasassin> heres's something you might not have known
[09:11:15] <jasassin> i was watching an episode of bonanza on tv and the doctor says (because this guy had a tumor in back of his head) egyptions have been doing this for over a thousand years ago
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[09:11:34] <jasassin> so ancient egyptions were cutting open skulls and removing brain tumors and putting the skull back in
[09:11:37] <jasassin> how the fuck does this work?
[09:11:55] <jasassin> could you imagine 1000 year old brain surgery that worked?
[09:12:41] <chromas> Well they were black Egyptians and they had all the technologies before the white man came and appropriated their cultures
[09:13:00] <jasassin> who knows
[09:13:03] <jasassin> im going with the alien shit
[09:13:16] <chromas> ancient_aliens.gif
[09:14:59] <jasassin> dood that was kinda retarded, but he did have an excellent hairdo
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[09:16:56] <chromas> the ancient aliens guy?
[09:17:03] <chromas> he's also trump colored
[09:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prosthetic Arm Technology Detects Spinal Nerve Signals - http://sylnt.us - give-em-a-hand
[10:12:02] <jasassin> sorry
[10:12:06] <jasassin> i dont have the uhd
[10:12:10] <jasassin> rhd
[10:12:13] <jasassin> rhu
[10:12:14] <jasassin> rfu
[10:12:27] <jasassin> whatever they wanna call it
[10:12:50] <jasassin> i actually saw the stupidest fucking post i ever saw in my life
[10:12:55] <jasassin> it was related to porn
[10:13:09] <jasassin> the guy complained that the pic of the pussy is too colorfull and too clear
[10:13:18] <jasassin> that is the most retarted thing i have ever heard
[10:13:29] <jasassin> i give up on the world
[10:13:33] <jasassin> with a comment like that
[10:13:37] <jasassin> i just wave a white flag
[10:13:49] <jasassin> please let me out of this shit i give up, i want on your team
[10:14:13] <jasassin> i wanna be on the team with 10-bit colorod pussy and 4k pixels so i can see every skin cell
[10:14:15] <jasassin> fuck it
[10:14:40] <jasassin> i want to zoom in on that pussy and see DNA
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[11:02:56] <jasassin> momma mia let Fnord66 go
[11:03:02] <jasassin> oh mamma mia let him go
[11:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Intermediate-Mass Black Hole Discovered - http://sylnt.us - massive-hole
[11:31:38] <jasassin> spider man and his amazing friends
[11:31:40] <jasassin> jasassin
[11:31:46] <jasassin> firestar
[11:32:35] <jasassin> btw angelica james is MY girlfriend... NOT peter parkers
[12:00:28] <jasassin> is it weird to learn a programming language by needing to do somethign and finding some code trying to figure out how it works
[12:00:39] <jasassin> then you just take it and cut and paste it all together
[12:00:44] <jasassin> add your own shit to make it work
[12:00:49] <jasassin> man that is open source
[12:01:09] <jasassin> just today i realize how powerfull open source is
[12:01:17] <jasassin> i had a problem and i looke dinto the source code
[12:01:22] <jasassin> found the fucking problem
[12:01:50] <jasassin> its kinda neat to be running the only system in the world where the code works
[12:09:33] * jasassin just took a dump and it felt like moses parting the red seas
[12:32:58] <jasassin> lady gaga in spider mans pants
[12:33:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> lady gaga as baba yaga
[12:34:28] <jasassin> wa wa slappa slabba
[12:35:01] <jasassin> all over her romance
[12:35:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> out of curiosity, which drugs have you taken recently and in what quantities?
[12:46:47] <FatPhil> bath salts?
[12:53:12] <jasassin> dood
[12:53:13] <jasassin> wtf?
[12:53:36] <jasassin> what kinda shit question is that?
[12:53:45] <jasassin> lots
[12:54:29] <jasassin> who knows
[12:54:37] <jasassin> seems to be working pretty good
[12:54:57] <jasassin> you know, if were not illegal
[12:55:09] <jasassin> i think everyone should have a little strip of this in their daily diet
[12:55:21] <jasassin> then they wouldn't be such pissed off assholes every day
[12:55:25] <jasassin> just neough lsd
[12:55:31] <jasassin> im talking just a little tiny bit
[12:55:40] <jasassin> lsd will take pms right outta ya
[12:55:44] <jasassin> in small quantity
[12:55:49] <jasassin> it take the pms right outta ya
[12:56:00] <jasassin> lsd in too much
[12:56:18] <jasassin> and then its not cool and you pray to god the world would stop
[12:56:30] <jasassin> but if you take a little bit
[12:56:34] <jasassin> you feel really good
[12:56:40] <jasassin> not tripping out tra la la shit
[12:56:48] <jasassin> its a fucked up chemical
[12:57:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> 'In the last half-year, the chances a local batch of the club drug Molly actually contained MDMA, widely known as ecstasy, are "zero to one," the managing director of the Florida Poison Information Center said Friday.' ......... so he doesn't actullay know the probability of the drug being MDMA? because that's the entire range of probability.
[12:57:07] <jasassin> lsd in minute ammounts has a positive effect on the mind
[12:57:28] <jasassin> i dont know anything about that molly shit
[12:57:36] <jasassin> never did it never haerd of it
[12:57:43] <jasassin> i just smoke weed and drink beer
[12:57:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.tampabay.com
[12:57:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:57:56] <jasassin> and when i get some shrooms or some acid thats cool too
[12:58:04] <jasassin> but i just dont mow down a handfull of shrooms
[12:58:06] <jasassin> jesus
[12:58:13] <exec> └─ 13502 Bad Gateway
[12:58:16] <jasassin> i just eat a little bit at a time to make me happy
[12:58:16] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:58:46] <jasassin> fuck all that bullshit about feeling bad or sad before you eat it
[12:58:55] <jasassin> just eat a little bit and stfu
[12:58:59] <jasassin> you'll see
[12:59:20] <jasassin> like if you ate a gram of really really best in the world mushrooms
[12:59:24] <jasassin> gave you an hour
[12:59:29] <jasassin> you'd be whining for more
[12:59:37] <jasassin> over 3 grams at a time and you trip balls
[12:59:42] <jasassin> then you become the weirdo
[12:59:45] <jasassin> fancypants
[13:00:09] <jasassin> oh nobodys ever seen anythign like this before
[13:00:53] <jasassin> praying to god it would just stop
[13:00:55] <jasassin> hahahaha
[13:01:28] <jasassin> i saw a youtube video of this fucking guy he maws the most powerfull mushrooms looks like gargamel eating a smurf village
[13:01:38] <jasassin> i was just thinking does this guy know whats going to happen to him
[13:01:43] <jasassin> i wonder if he's still alive
[13:02:07] <jasassin> i do one gram and im loopy
[13:02:15] <jasassin> giggly ass motherfucker and i got a solid mind
[13:02:19] <jasassin> weed meh
[13:02:41] <jasassin> 3 grams of good mushrooms i loose composure and i cannot stop laughing at anything or anyone
[13:02:46] <jasassin> everyhthing they say is so stupid
[13:03:05] <jasassin> example
[13:03:15] <jasassin> me my friend at jazzfest in sioux falls
[13:03:19] <jasassin> we ate some shrooms
[13:03:35] <jasassin> we rode are bikes down there took about 45 minutes to kick in we got there 30
[13:04:03] <jasassin> then we are laying down benith this tree 10's of thousands of people there and theres this guy standing out in the field with his cell phone
[13:04:21] <jasassin> out of all these peple theres one guy standing out in the middle of nowhere talking on his cell phone
[13:04:31] <jasassin> my friend pointed it out.... i didn't think much about it
[13:04:56] <jasassin> then as it started kicking in... this idiot out the middle of the field right beside 10 thousand people started kicking in... and i lost my mind
[13:05:01] <jasassin> total loss of control
[13:05:12] <jasassin> cackled like a bitch so hard i couldn't stop
[13:05:36] <jasassin> laughed so hard i was puking and my friends trygin to help me along "he just had too much sun"
[13:06:32] <jasassin> dood seriously, im not someone you would want to fuck with irl because i lift some weights and shadow boy
[13:06:43] <jasassin> but you should see my native american friend
[13:06:51] <jasassin> holy shit
[13:07:08] <jasassin> you could darth vader me with just a stare
[13:07:28] <jasassin> he curls 25 pound weights up and down like they are hamm sammiches
[13:07:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google DeepMind Pits AI Against AI - http://sylnt.us - think-about-it
[13:07:56] <jasassin> i try to lift more weights but i threw my back out a long time ago
[13:08:11] <jasassin> so i just stand up and try to lift 5 pound weights a few times for arm curls
[13:08:17] <jasassin> just to strenthenth my back
[13:08:21] <jasassin> my back is so fucked
[13:08:26] <jasassin> i couldn't possibly fight anyone
[13:08:34] <jasassin> so if anyone says oh jasassin i'll kick your ass
[13:08:35] <jasassin> yes
[13:08:38] <jasassin> yes you will
[13:08:39] <jasassin> good for you
[13:08:44] <jasassin> you beat up an invalid
[13:08:45] <jasassin> props
[13:09:16] <jasassin> im just trying to lift some 5 pound weights so my back wont fall apart
[13:09:19] <jasassin> what a shitty deal
[13:09:51] <jasassin> i tell ya what though... those 5 pound weights are pretty heavy if you are a pussy like me
[13:09:59] <jasassin> so just grab them 5 pounders and curl them
[13:10:09] <jasassin> and sit down and lift them straight up over your head
[13:10:13] <jasassin> oh....
[13:10:27] <jasassin> it hurts alot but damn it helps
[13:10:53] <jasassin> do about as much as you can do before it starts to hurt tooo much
[13:10:56] <jasassin> then do that every day
[13:11:03] <jasassin> pretty soon you can do more and more
[13:11:11] <jasassin> and pretty soon you can walk around again
[13:11:14] <jasassin> well kinda
[13:11:35] <jasassin> my back is still fucked
[13:11:46] <jasassin> every day when i wake up
[13:11:50] <jasassin> im fucked
[13:11:57] <jasassin> i try to lift the 5 pound weights
[13:12:03] <jasassin> but its just too much
[13:12:09] <jasassin> i think im falling apart
[13:12:16] <jasassin> i might have to file for disabaility
[13:12:19] <jasassin> goddamn
[13:12:44] <jasassin> i got gout and broken back
[13:12:49] <jasassin> guys life is real fun
[13:13:11] <jasassin> im only just turned 40 a couple years ago
[13:13:19] <jasassin> wait until you turn 40
[13:13:25] <jasassin> you are FUCKED
[13:13:48] <jasassin> only thing i can recommend
[13:13:51] <jasassin> only thing i can say
[13:14:00] <jasassin> i've said this before in another dimensnion
[13:14:04] <jasassin> walk around while you
[13:14:14] <jasassin> walking isn't a right, its a gift
[13:14:18] <jasassin> walk around a little bit
[13:14:27] <jasassin> walk... walk somewhere even right now
[13:14:29] <jasassin> just walk around
[13:14:35] <jasassin> some day you'll never walk again
[13:16:08] <jasassin> you can't have the spark of life, and infinite motion
[13:16:49] <jasassin> its why they call it the spark of life
[13:16:53] <jasassin> because its fleating
[13:18:17] <jasassin> if you could only see the edge you are pushing against
[13:18:28] <jasassin> you would close your eyes and never open them again
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[13:27:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:27:57] <Bytram> !uid
[13:27:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3191
[13:27:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6493, owned by LTKKane
[13:31:50] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:31:52] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 2°F, sunny, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 66% - Friday partly cloudy (-16°F:7°F), Saturday snow showers (-6°F:10°F), Sunday snow showers (13°F:19°F), Monday snow (8°F:26°F)
[13:31:53] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:31:54] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 10°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 56% - Friday cloudy (5°F:16°F), Saturday snow (21°F:25°F), Sunday rain and snow (28°F:35°F), Monday blizzard (20°F:31°F)
[13:31:56] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:31:58] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 14°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 15 mph, humidity 55% - Friday cloudy (16°F:21°F), Saturday snow showers (26°F:36°F), Sunday rain and snow (32°F:37°F), Monday snow (23°F:34°F)
[13:33:28] <Bytram> and... I gtg... have a great day everyone!
[13:33:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> hi Bytram, bye Bytram.
[13:34:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[13:34:02] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly sunny skies. High 72F. Winds NE at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny. High around 75F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[13:34:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[13:34:15] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, sunny, wind NE at 20 mph, humidity 64% - Friday cloudy (59°F:72°F / 15°C:22°C), Saturday sunny (60°F:75°F / 16°C:24°C), Sunday sunny (63°F:75°F / 17°C:24°C), Monday mostly sunny (61°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C)
[13:40:25] <CoolHand> anyone else having problems loading the site?
[13:42:08] <saxdm> no issue 20mins ago, but now, yes.
[13:45:09] <CoolHand> looks back for me..
[13:46:48] <saxdm> yes.
[13:58:40] <jasassin> no problem
[13:59:00] * jasassin cups a fart and tosses it towards Aphrodite
[13:59:43] <jasassin> weird
[13:59:53] <jasassin> everythign seems functional here
[14:01:27] <paulej72> both frontends are OK for me
[14:01:55] <paulej72> If people are having issues then maybe Linode is having routing issues
[14:02:42] <jasassin> soulds like an issue between user and keybaord
[14:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:03:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3192
[14:04:02] <jasassin> man if you keep drinking that shit your colon is going to fall out
[14:04:10] <jasassin> ++water
[14:04:10] <systemd> Karma - water: 1
[14:04:45] <jasassin> out of all the shit water only has 1 karma
[14:04:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> water is for making coffee not drinking
[14:04:53] <jasassin> remind me to thank water for more stuff
[14:05:03] <jasassin> bah
[14:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma water
[14:05:06] <Bender> karma of water is 35
[14:05:09] <jasassin> you suck sometimes
[14:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> you used the wrong bot
[14:05:23] <jasassin> water is better than coffee
[14:05:35] <jasassin> oh shit szueeze me
[14:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> unpossible. coffee is life.
[14:05:48] <jasassin> turntable no even close
[14:06:06] <jasassin> coffee is for grumpy old men
[14:06:24] <jasassin> especially if they can't ejaculate while attemping to masturbate
[14:06:33] <jasassin> might as well go fishing fuck it
[14:06:47] <jasassin> cock and balls dont work anyways
[14:06:53] <jasassin> gonna go fishin
[14:07:02] <jasassin> gonna go phishin for a nigerian princess
[14:07:21] * jasassin wanders off to phish for a nigerian princess
[14:07:35] * jasassin stops
[14:07:46] <jasassin> wait
[14:08:06] <jasassin> sorry i have no sexual interest in black women
[14:08:10] <jasassin> none whatesoveer
[14:08:12] <jasassin> sorry
[14:08:23] <jasassin> is that racist?
[14:08:31] <jasassin> no
[14:08:49] <jasassin> i just do not find black women attractive at all
[14:08:57] <jasassin> none none on any list
[14:09:08] <jasassin> you can list them out NOPE
[14:09:58] <jasassin> i can mate with any race on the planet except black
[14:10:10] <jasassin> my penis would not function
[14:10:42] <jasassin> your skin goes over the shade of solid oak wood unstained and nope
[14:10:45] <jasassin> NO SORRY
[14:10:51] <jasassin> no semen for you
[14:11:02] <jasassin> call me what you want to call me
[14:11:10] <jasassin> i just dont like the thought of fucking a black lady
[14:11:20] <jasassin> especially when you see them all on maury povich
[14:11:26] <jasassin> oh jessus what a nightmare that would be
[14:11:34] <jasassin> jasassin you ARE the father
[14:11:38] <jasassin> i'd just shoot myself
[14:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.tennessean.com
[14:19:24] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[14:19:26] <exec> └─ 13Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos inspires Tennessee 'free speech' bill
[14:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[14:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, this one i'll do manually
[14:26:28] <CoolHand> I just saw issues for a couple minutes earlier.. then it was fine. I was getting "white pages" returned from two different browsers/networks..
[14:27:57] <CoolHand> there was no error, it acted like it was loading a blank html page is all.. it was weird
[14:32:14] <jasassin> why bother
[14:32:20] <jasassin> just dismiss it
[14:32:27] <jasassin> start straight fuck it
[14:32:32] <jasassin> time is short
[14:32:59] <jasassin> and if you dont like it, then hey... fuck you
[14:33:48] <jasassin> oh shit
[14:33:58] <jasassin> have fun with that
[14:35:10] <jasassin> hey hack me, then hey hack you
[14:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> CoolHand, no idea. Might have been related to us getting slammed last night to the tune of 5.6Mbps for two hours. Or maybe not.
[14:36:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Accuses Tesla Employee of Being a Union Agitator - http://sylnt.us - pressing-for-change
[14:40:40] <jasassin> pretty sad that some dickheads bother with us
[14:40:53] <jasassin> just some doods on a website with a chat channel
[14:40:58] <jasassin> im not even part of this shit
[14:41:03] <jasassin> but they are fucking with you
[14:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it was prolly our daily backup
[14:41:14] <jasassin> man i would really like to know all the anti tactics bulshit
[14:41:28] <jasassin> theres got to be a way to know
[14:41:29] <jasassin> boy
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[14:41:36] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 6°C/42°F, 3:41 pm GMT+1, Friday, 10 February 2017
[14:41:42] <jasassin> aren't you gitting this shit
[14:41:45] <jasassin> to roll back
[14:42:01] <jasassin> i have no idea
[14:42:11] <jasassin> i looked at your topography
[14:42:15] <jasassin> its kinda fucked up
[14:42:25] <jasassin> i bealive you when you say you need this... but i dont bealive it
[14:42:37] <jasassin> kinda a ok, but the fuck kinda thing
[14:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's what's necessary if you want to keep a site up all the time.
[14:43:03] <jasassin> you have redundancy up the yingyang
[14:43:17] <jasassin> and yet sometimes the redundancy causes the more yingyang
[14:43:22] <jasassin> man it just blows my mind
[14:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything mission critical should have redundancy
[14:44:08] <jasassin> i guess, once you get it setup like its supposed to
[14:45:39] <jasassin> the problem i always have...
[14:45:47] <jasassin> the redundancy systems seem to fuck up the main system
[14:45:55] <jasassin> and i get extraordinaryly pissed off
[14:46:44] <jasassin> i've got parity data shooting up my ying yang... into /dev/null who knows where the fuck its going
[14:46:56] <jasassin> and then the whole system collapses
[14:47:10] <jasassin> then i call in the cleaner
[14:47:45] <jasassin> its this guy has about 100 different racks in his van and all the shit
[14:48:21] <jasassin> hook it up through a different copper wire bam
[14:48:28] <jasassin> im back again
[14:48:43] <jasassin> i could come back again
[14:48:48] <jasassin> dood
[14:48:59] <jasassin> i can pull random class a ip out of my ass
[14:49:06] <jasassin> i am a force to be reconed with
[14:49:18] <jasassin> i cannot be banned
[14:49:27] <jasassin> who cares
[14:50:00] <jasassin> i just want to teach people how it works
[14:50:13] <jasassin> most people dont even know what purpose a netmask serves
[14:50:17] <jasassin> jesus
[14:50:22] <jasassin> what stupid idiots nowadays
[14:50:55] <jasassin> how are they excpected to code down to the hardware layer?
[14:51:56] <jasassin> fuck man
[15:12:43] <jasassin> please
[15:12:47] <jasassin> never do that again
[15:28:20] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage grey chunks in brown sauce
[15:28:21] <exec> added to beverages
[15:28:33] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage brown chunks in grey sauce
[15:28:33] <exec> added to beverages
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[16:07:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flaw Discovered in Intel's C2000 SoCs - http://sylnt.us - stay-alert
[16:12:51] <jasassin> it's all insignificant to the power of the jasassin
[16:13:21] <jasassin> the jasassin side of the force
[16:13:38] <jasassin> suck that mark hammilll
[16:13:44] <jasassin> you marky mark ass motherfucker
[16:14:11] <jasassin> go bobsled around and raise some funds for some people you care about as you bobsled around and make another movie
[16:14:20] <jasassin> you markie mark puek sun of a bitch
[16:14:25] <jasassin> yeah im calling you out markie mark
[16:14:32] <jasassin> i think you are a total peice of shit
[16:14:37] <jasassin> and i'd knock ya out 1v1
[16:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i seen markie mark without a shirt on in that video. he'd whoop your entire ass.
[16:21:11] * AndyTheAbsurd is confused as to whether jasassin is actually referring to Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg or Mark Hammil
[16:21:22] * AndyTheAbsurd probably just spelled both of their last names wrong
[16:21:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://randomascii.wordpress.com
[16:22:00] <exec> └─ 1350 Bytes of Code That Took 4 GB to Compile | Random ASCII
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[17:11:32] <FatPhil> billion laughs...
[17:13:17] <cmn32480> written by... TheMightyBuzzard
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[17:27:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[17:27:45] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 8°C/46°F, 9:27 am GMT-8, Friday, 10 February 2017
[17:28:33] <SoyCow1285> A few times in the last few days, I click on the "only xx submissions" link and the screen goes white. Deleted the SN cookie and was able to log in again. Any thoughts? Firefox, Windows7.
[17:29:02] <cmn32480> hmmmm
[17:29:08] <cmn32480> lemme try it
[17:29:49] <cmn32480> it seems to work, at least at the current time
[17:30:08] <cmn32480> we did have a DNS issue that was causing some heartburn a few days back,
[17:30:28] <cmn32480> but I find it unlikely that is the issue
[17:30:49] <cmn32480> TMB might be able to tell us if there have been any issues with the front ends
[17:30:51] <SoyCow1285> Here it's intermittent, happened 3x in the last two days. I used that link a dozen times or more in the same time.
[17:31:22] <cmn32480> so you are saying we shoudl rule out user error?
[17:32:19] <SoyCow1285> All I do is click! On SN's pages that never seems like a user error(grin).
[17:32:50] <cmn32480> obviously.. you are holding the mouse wrong...
[17:33:11] * cmn32480 giggles
[17:33:14] <mechanicjay> Actually, I just got a white screen of death when trying look at an article my self.
[17:33:18] <SoyCow1285> It's one of those angles "Anker" mice, should be OK, it leans to the right...
[17:33:33] <Runaway1956> Odd - the site is loading a plain gray page?
[17:33:45] <cmn32480> yes.. but with you mechanicjay, we are certain it is user error
[17:34:09] <SoyCow1285> Yes, completely white/gray. Click on the "reload" button in Firefox does nothing.
[17:34:18] <cmn32480> interesting.
[17:34:23] <Runaway1956> Mechanicjay could do a cartoon - user error?
[17:34:28] <mechanicjay> #smake cmn32480
[17:34:28] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a beefstick
[17:34:44] <cmn32480> I saw somethign that we were getting a slight DDoS
[17:34:50] <Runaway1956> There we go - soylent loads now
[17:35:01] <cmn32480> it was in one of the other channels...
[17:35:06] * cmn32480 dives in and digs
[17:35:42] <Runaway1956> channel 4 news at 4:00
[17:36:17] <cmn32480> couple earlier reports at around 0800 today
[17:36:28] <cmn32480> NC adn TMB were there when it happened...
[17:37:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lunar Eclipse and Cometary Approach Predicted - TONIGHT - 2/10/2017 - http://sylnt.us - get-out-your-telescope
[17:37:52] <cmn32480> if I had to guess, there is high traffic and that is causing the white screens
[17:38:04] <cmn32480> since that was the issue earlier this morning
[17:38:35] <Runaway1956> But - cmn - we all look up to you - you can't be guessing! Heroes can't guess!
[17:39:02] <cmn32480> we most certainly can.
[17:39:05] * Runaway1956 hides crossed fingers behind back
[17:39:09] <cmn32480> we just have to be right all the time!
[17:39:27] <SoyCow1285> OK -- time to donate...so the SN masters can order up some more servers.
[17:39:48] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: The load on the web servers just isn't that high
[17:40:01] <cmn32480> we are not allowed to take donations... but we can have additional subscribers!
[17:40:10] * cmn32480 shurgs...
[17:40:29] <cmn32480> this hero guessed wrong... but alas... he is just a lowly editor
[17:40:52] <Runaway1956> Charity starts at home - so bring more people home!
[17:41:11] <cmn32480> carefull.... you bring more people home.. they bring extra pets...
[17:41:24] <cmn32480> you end up with a house full of dogs that like to play in puddles!
[17:41:34] <Runaway1956> Can't have our fleas crossbreeding with other people's fleas
[17:42:23] <Runaway1956> Actually, I'm waiting for summer, to see if rags can drag a puddle around with her, or it just seems that way
[17:42:50] <cmn32480> I'd bet she can soak one up and get rung out to create another
[17:43:18] * Runaway1956 heads off to bed
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[17:44:23] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Runaway1956
[17:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
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[18:38:51] <SoyCow1285> "heads off to bed" What a strange phrase, do you put the head back on when you get up?
[18:39:09] <cmn32480> lol
[18:39:16] <cmn32480> he works 3rd shift...
[18:39:19] <charon_> procrustes to the rescue
[18:40:07] <charon_> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:40:09] <exec> └─ 13Procrustes - Wikipedia
[18:43:54] <SoyCow1285> Touche!
[19:07:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former NSA Contractor Harold Martin Indicted - http://sylnt.us - always-get-your-access-tools-tailored
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[20:29:52] <cmn32480> yegads I hope stupid isn't catching
[20:33:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's already too widespread to figure out if it is or isn't
[20:35:05] <cmn32480> I know...
[20:35:09] <cmn32480> kinda scary...
[20:35:15] <cmn32480> coudl be the next super virus
[20:36:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Releases Europa Lander Study 2016 Report - http://sylnt.us - attempt-no-landing-there
[20:42:07] <charon_> first you start saying stupid things as irony, soon you can't stop yourself
[20:42:36] * cmn32480 notes that charon_ is likely speaking as the voice of experience
[20:43:07] <charon_> unfortunately, yes
[20:44:09] <cmn32480> I know... we can smell our own
[20:44:23] <charon_> like saying "OMG" in an airhead voice. mocking people who would really say "OMG" in an airhead voice. but then i realize i'm the only person who really knows i'm not that sort of person
[20:44:43] <charon_> to everyone else, i AM that kind of person
[20:44:56] <cmn32480> the mocker? or the mockee?
[20:45:08] <charon_> something something stare into the abyss
[20:48:17] <cmn32480> I know that stare...
[20:48:21] <cmn32480> I do it regularly
[20:59:42] * AndyTheAbsurd gives up on Outlook 2013 HTML rendering bullshitery and asshattery, goes home.
[21:00:02] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd is apparently smarter than cmn32480
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[21:58:56] <NCommander> !maxuid
[21:58:58] <NCommander> !uid
[21:58:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6493, owned by LTKKane
[22:07:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Materially Engineered Artificial Pollinator - http://sylnt.us - just-use-a-qtip
[23:16:54] <cmn32480> sheldor is backonline
[23:17:52] <cmn32480> !bier
[23:17:52] * Bender geeft een flesje amstel aan cmn32480
[23:24:06] <systemd> !sex
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[23:35:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Historical Copper Trapped in Ice - http://sylnt.us - this-ice-has-a-metallic-taste
[23:39:27] <chromas> in south america, pipe go through water!
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