#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-07
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[00:46:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Patent Troll Sues Netflix Over Offline Downloads - http://sylnt.us - don't-burn-your-shows-to-CD-R
[01:07:25] <chromas> dept reminds me of that al yankovic song
[01:07:37] <chromas> #yt don't download this song
[01:07:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:08:00] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off in search of booze
[01:08:08] <chromas> A nobel quest
[01:08:12] <chromas> or noble
[01:08:26] <chromas> depending on the prize
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[01:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Teeling irish whiskey. i give it four stars.
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[01:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like drinking a good single malt scotch but with a bit of bite to it.
[01:26:54] <Bytram> ~g AmyAllenJamz
[01:26:56] <exec> [google] https://www.facebook.com
[01:27:20] <Bytram> bummer.
[01:28:46] <Bytram> one of my favorite performers seems to gave shaken things up, but am finding it hard to find details... seems the most up-to-date info is on FB, but I have never used it and do not plan to start.
[02:14:05] <dyingtolive> watching protester videos again. no matter how shitty my day is, i love the fuck out of watching angry people manage to be hilariously incoherient.
[02:16:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ceres's Cryovolcanoes Viscously Relax Into Nothingness - http://sylnt.us - perfect-vacation-spot
[02:29:42] <chromas> Any more get run over? Those are the best moments
[02:31:36] <dyingtolive> none actually ran over. they more like realize that the car isn't stopping and then the flop onto the hoods. afterwards then they scream about it and make a lot of noise.
[02:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a shame.
[02:32:06] <chromas> Sounds like a good time to accelerate and make your way to the highway
[02:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, slam on the breaks, count to three, then floor it
[02:33:08] <dyingtolive> in this day and age? i'd be afraid someone would catch my license plate. wouldn't need the vehicle damage either. they're either dangerously boney or frighteningly large.
[02:33:47] <chromas> Running over is fun, but wouldn't it be great to see how long they'll hang on for?
[02:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be entertaining but not as satisfying
[02:34:30] <chromas> You can always back up when they fall off
[02:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'm considering wearing a Trump hat to one of their riots
[02:35:12] <chromas> Do it
[02:35:14] <dyingtolive> i mean, i'm no fan of trump either, but man these people are frighteningly governed by emotion. it's pretty incredible.
[02:35:15] <chromas> Bring a camera
[02:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just don't think there are gonna be any close enough to drive to.
[02:35:30] <chromas> Road trip, man
[02:35:39] <chromas> Drive from city to city, mowing assholes
[02:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i was thinking bring a knife.
[02:35:53] <chromas> KnifeCam
[02:35:58] <dyingtolive> for all the press ferguson got, i'm stunned that i've never seen any of the so-called protesters here.
[02:36:18] <dyingtolive> you should mount a pistol grip and bayonet lug on your knife too.
[02:36:24] <dyingtolive> ASSAULT KNIFE.
[02:36:28] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[02:36:33] <chromas> With a 30-stab magazine
[02:36:38] <dyingtolive> haha
[02:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i like my knife. just bought it last month after i left my favorite knife at the fishing dock.
[02:37:11] <chromas> Again?
[02:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly enough, i also found it on the fishing dock.
[02:37:35] <dyingtolive> it has returned to the sea, from whence it came.
[02:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> find knife, enjoy knife, lose knife. the circle of knife.
[02:38:38] <chromas> if these knives could talk
[02:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it kinda got me hooked though. stainless and a switchblade, so excellent for fishing since it won't rust and you can easily open it with one hand while holding a line with the other in a boat.
[02:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less this but no blue on the handle https://www.amazon.com
[02:41:18] <dyingtolive> nice. also, that folding sharpener.
[02:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's kinda nifty but i got a sweet kit for that here at the house.
[02:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus some diamond bench stones that go up to 8000 grit
[02:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i keep it roughly as sharp as my shaving razor. which i never use so it never gets dull.
[02:43:23] <dyingtolive> i've started using a detail belt tool on kitchen knives. got a cheaper hand sharpener for cleaning it up after. wouldn't do that to good knives, but it's pretty amazing for a cheap knife
[02:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[02:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, and a strop with jeweler's rouge for after the diamond stones. almost forgot that. stupid booze.
[02:44:46] <dyingtolive> nice. always wanted to get myself a strop. i stopped shaving a while ago so that i could grow me one of those sleazy hipster beards.
[02:45:35] <dyingtolive> if i wasn't going bald i'd consider shaving the beard though. i don't like blending in with those folks, but i look like powder without the beard.
[02:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin to making one really. swing by your local Tandy Leather and pick up a small piece of vegetable tanned leather, smear jeweler's rouge all over it.
[02:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> well here's the thing... can you grow a proper beard?
[02:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause if you can, do it. go full on billy gibbons.
[02:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt la grange
[02:46:53] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[02:53:23] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 309
[03:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[03:34:43] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filter comments by score in the api 3) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 4) make high-comment stories display much faster 5) relengthen urls for non-soylent urls
[03:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 3
[03:34:58] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 3
[03:35:10] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:35:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 3
[03:35:14] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo bitpay to the new api
[03:35:33] <Bender> todo item 3 added
[03:45:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The High Cost of a Home Is Turning American Millennials Into the New Serfs - http://sylnt.us - can't-get-ahead
[04:09:11] <dyingtolive> TheMightyBuzzard: it's not the best beard, but there's many far worse out there. i'd rate myself at about 6/10 of beardyness. i'm thinking about chewing rocksalt or lumberjacking to see if i can get it to fill in more.
[04:10:07] <dyingtolive> ...err, that is to say, the profession which involves cutting down trees, not whatever unholy thing urbandictionary has lumberjacking defined as.
[04:10:49] <charon> i cut down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra
[04:11:14] <dyingtolive> yeah, that kinda stuff. wholesome things.
[04:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt lumberjack song
[04:11:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[04:13:08] * TheMightyBuzzard listens and taps his foot to the beat
[04:13:17] <dyingtolive> it's pretty catchy.
[04:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[04:13:40] <charon> that eric idle
[04:14:11] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[04:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[04:15:03] <exec> └─ 13Monty Python - Penis Song (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube
[04:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> bedtime. see you lot later
[04:21:43] <charon> night TMB
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[05:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chrome 56 Quietly Added Bluetooth Snitch API - http://sylnt.us - watching-those-who-watch-us
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[08:16:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - InterContinental Confirms Breach at 12 Hotels - http://sylnt.us - more-to-come
[09:56:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu Linux Boss Mark Shuttleworth: Carrots for Unity 8? - http://sylnt.us - window-systems-need-window-shades
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[11:08:04] <NCommander> Oops
[11:08:13] <NCommander> um
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[11:08:18] <chromas> teehee
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[11:08:41] <chromas> Well but while we're out, may as well do upgrades
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[11:09:47] <NCommander> Yeah
[11:09:48] <NCommander> WHoops
[11:09:55] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:09:56] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, so its been awhile since we restarted beryllium :)
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[11:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like
[11:10:10] <chromas> What was the uptime?
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[11:10:52] <NCommander> chromas, reboot system boot 3.12.9-x86_64-li Tue Mar 25 02:53 - 23:56 (23+21:02)
[11:10:52] <NCommander> reboot system boot 3.12.9-x86_64-li Fri Mar 7 03:10 - 02:49 (17+23:39)
[11:10:55] <NCommander> almost a year
[11:11:12] <chromas> Well then it was due :)
[11:11:17] <NCommander> er
[11:11:18] <NCommander> reboot system boot 4.8.6-x86_64-lin Tue Feb 7 11:05 - 11:10 (00:05)
[11:11:18] <NCommander> reboot system boot 4.5.5-x86_64-lin Sun Jul 24 12:17 - 11:04 (197+22:47)
[11:11:21] <NCommander> Forgot last is top up
[11:11:24] <NCommander> About six months
[11:11:26] <NCommander> Yeah
[11:11:27] <NCommander> It was due
[11:11:51] <chromas> Who were you trying to reboot?
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[11:11:56] <chromas> Testing the upgrade?
[11:12:22] <NCommander> chromas, making sure httpd24 started automatically. I forgot the IRCd was on beryllium. For a brief moment, I thought it was still on carbon which doesn't exist anymore
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[11:15:25] <systemd> I lost my L
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[11:26:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vizio Settles With FTC, Will Pay $2.2 Million and Delete User Data - https://soylentnews.org - fine-them-$0.20-per-sale-that-will-certainly-change-things
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[11:32:26] <chromas> Must've accidentally rebooted my internet too
[11:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> we did. you deserved it
[11:33:33] <chromas> Well did you at least bump my speed or gimme native ipv6?
[11:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> we gave you two cans and a string.
[11:34:26] <chromas> If I use my fingers then it's digital
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[11:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Advice Wanted: The Underlying OS for soylentnews.org - http://sylnt.us - insert-systemd-rant-here
[11:57:17] <chromas> Assuming anyone would bring up systemd in a Linux article? Preposterous!
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[12:31:05] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:31:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3183
[12:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:31:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3184
[12:32:01] <cmn32480> harumph
[12:32:15] <cmn32480> lost all my scrollback since 1649 last night
[12:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> serves ya right
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure for what but it undoubtedly does
[12:33:10] <cmn32480> for going home and having a cubscout meet, pizza, beer and bed?
[12:33:19] <cmn32480> shehesh.. you guys are strict!
[12:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> for not using an oxford comma in that sentence.
[12:35:10] <cmn32480> #smakeadd the Oxford Dictionary
[12:35:10] <MrPlow> "the Oxford Dictionary" added.
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[12:36:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd the 0xF0RD dictionary
[12:36:20] <MrPlow> "the 0xF0RD dictionary" added.
[12:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid R, not being a hexadecimal character
[12:37:14] <cmn32480> #smakeadd an Oxford comma (whateverthefuckthatis)
[12:37:15] <MrPlow> "an Oxford comma (whateverthefuckthatis)" added.
[12:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> this, that, and the other thing
[12:37:42] <cmn32480> what other thign?
[12:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> this, that->,<- and the other thing
[12:42:15] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:42:16] * exec carefully steals a flask of emotions from TheMightyBuzzard
[12:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:42:22] * exec theoretically bitchslaps a photograph of pascal with cmn32480
[12:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea who won that
[12:42:59] <cmn32480> neither of us, I think
[12:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:47:56] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 310
[12:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Photons Brake the Sun - http://sylnt.us - and-the-Sun-bakes-us
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[14:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Georgia Tests New Solar Road - http://sylnt.us - perfect-for-sunny-days
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[14:54:55] <cmn32480> upper management needs to quit messing wiht shit
[14:55:33] <cmn32480> I know how to run my dept. Leave me alone instead of tossing out edicts from on high when you don't have a f**king clue!
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[15:42:39] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 1°C/34°F, 7:42 am GMT-8, Tuesday, 7 February 2017
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[15:44:58] <cmn32480> ~joine #fite
[15:45:01] <cmn32480> ~join #fite
[15:45:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> Somebody put MrPlow up on an attempted murder charge!
[15:45:29] * cmn32480 calls the lawyers
[15:47:45] <FatPhil> I was once given a written warning at school for "Attempted assassination of the teacher" when I aimed a smarties tube at the teacher, slapped it hard, and the cap popped out at high speed straight towards him.
[15:48:11] <cmn32480> lol
[15:49:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> I love how in Estonia, "attempted assassination of the teacher" rates being given a written warning instead of getting dragged off to jail.
[15:50:01] <FatPhil> That was in the UK
[15:50:38] <FatPhil> I'm a "love it or leave it" Brit. I brexited britain before they could brexit me!
[15:50:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/Estonia/the UK/
[15:50:45] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> I love how in the UK, "attempted assassination of the teacher" rates being given a written warning instead of getting dragged off to jail.
[15:50:47] <exec> <AndyTheAbsurd> I love how in the UK, "attempted assassination of the teacher" rates being given a written warning instead of getting dragged off to jail.
[15:56:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former NSA Contractor May Have Stolen 75% of TAO's Elite Hacking Tools - http://sylnt.us - just-borrowed-for-a-while
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[18:14:29] <xhedit> running on systemd free debian would be *less* work than any of the alternatives, even if you have to create init files for newer services
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[18:15:35] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon_] by Aphrodite
[18:21:11] <NCommander> xhedit, for now, but as the stack gets more and more interwhined, it will become impossible
[18:21:31] <NCommander> This happened with upstart on Ubuntu which was a much smaller piece of software but there was a lot of resistance (at first) to migrating over
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[18:22:50] <xhedit> if you're worried about the future, just go systemd
[18:22:54] <xhedit> otherwise meh
[18:23:34] <xhedit> i don't like it, but it's not that bad.
[18:23:58] <xhedit> the only issue i ever had is that a bad fstab will prevent the system from booting
[18:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> xhedit, it's a beta init system. it does not belong on productions servers under any circumstances.
[18:56:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Told to Hand Over Foreign Emails in FBI Search Warrant Ruling - http://sylnt.us - and-if-some-american-ones-slip-in-there-who-will-notice?
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[19:15:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[19:15:52] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 3°C/37°F, 11:15 am GMT-8, Tuesday, 7 February 2017
[19:16:47] <mechanicjay> I need an IRC admin...
[19:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, paulej72, Bytram
[19:21:55] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to eat lunch
[19:24:13] <mechanicjay> cmn32480++
[19:24:13] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 74
[19:32:27] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.kfyrtv.com
[19:32:29] <exec> └─ 13Sanitation crews work to remove massive amounts of garbage from DAPL protest camp before spring thaw
[19:33:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[19:33:13] <cmn32480> that makes me giggle
[19:34:34] <cmn32480> ~quit
[19:34:35] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (86.6 kb)
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[19:41:21] <xhedit> it's not beta, sheesh, it's just lennartware
[19:41:39] <xhedit> there's legit hatred of systemd, then irrational hatred of systemd
[19:41:50] <xhedit> you might have been drinking the soylent antisystemd koolaid too long, tmb ;)
[19:47:02] <cmn32480> I'm going to guess that a purple screen on boot is bad, right?
[19:47:49] <cmn32480> #smake fucking linux
[19:47:49] * MrPlow smakes fucking linux upside the head with a dreidel
[19:50:48] <paulej72> cmn32480++
[19:50:48] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 75
[19:51:29] <charon_> sounds fabulous
[19:51:29] <cmn32480> N: Ignoring file '50unattended-upgrades.ucf-dist' in directory '/etc/apt/apt.conf.d/' as it has an invalid filename extension
[19:51:36] <cmn32480> that seems ungood
[19:52:26] * cmn32480 blames systemd instead of Bytram
[19:52:29] <paulej72> 50 shades of unattended upgrades
[19:52:36] <cmn32480> yeah
[19:52:43] * cmn32480 googles to see how to un-fix it
[19:52:58] <charon_> leave it unattended?
[19:53:58] <cmn32480> google says delete it
[19:55:00] <cmn32480> but apparently the notice prevents you from doing apt-get upgrade
[19:55:12] * cmn32480 doesn't know enough to deal with the shit
[19:55:20] <charon_> i think it's the AI
[19:55:33] <charon_> delete it quickly before it become self aware
[19:55:37] * cmn32480 goes back to hunting good resumes
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[20:15:40] <mechanicjay> I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Fuck Chrome. Fuck it in it's stupid ass.
[20:15:56] <mechanicjay> #fite Chrome
[20:15:56] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[20:16:05] <paulej72> can I at least use some lube
[20:16:35] <mechanicjay> as long as its for your pleasure and not Chrome's.
[20:16:59] <cmn32480> anybody out here know wireless and want a job?
[20:17:12] <paulej72> no and no
[20:17:13] * cmn32480 is so sick of looking at resumes
[20:18:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not that I'm sufficiently familiar with either for a job, but: wireless like WiFi or wireless like GSM and CDMA? Or something else entirely?
[20:18:16] <cmn32480> thanks pj. glad you're of no help
[20:18:25] <cmn32480> like wifi
[20:19:55] <mechanicjay> would I get to travel to far away exotic destinations on someone elses dime?
[20:20:04] <mechanicjay> if so, I can pretend to be a wifi expert.
[20:20:11] <charon_> professional wardriver
[20:20:19] <cmn32480> yes, but the remainder of the time, youw ill avhe to be at the office in Baltimore
[20:20:23] <paulej72> mechanicjay: you only get to travel wirelessly
[20:20:41] <cmn32480> paulej72 - the planes are NOT help up by wires.
[20:20:53] * cmn32480 passes a ring around the airplane to prove it
[20:20:54] * mechanicjay my dad still pronounces it "wee-fee"
[20:21:19] <mechanicjay> which surprises the fuck out my because he was huge hi-fi audio guy in the 80's.
[20:21:37] <charon_> it must be a joke... it has to be
[20:21:57] <charon_> like when i call it the interweb
[20:22:09] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: sorry, Seattle is my home base for the forseeable future.
[20:22:10] <cmn32480> don't worry about the interwebs.. it is just a fad
[20:22:30] <mechanicjay> charon_: It's hard to tell with him.
[20:22:32] <cmn32480> I'll be flying into SeaTac sometime this summer... maybe we can grab a beer
[20:22:46] <mechanicjay> yes!
[20:25:16] <cmn32480> don't know when yet... likely late second quarter/early third quarter
[20:25:29] <cmn32480> i'll be passing through on my way to Vancouver
[20:26:01] <mechanicjay> Vancouver, BC or Vancouver, WA?
[20:26:23] <cmn32480> BC
[20:26:47] <cmn32480> SeTac is the closest airport that Southwest flies into
[20:27:03] <cmn32480> and the 3 hour drive, if done in daylight, ought to be beautiful
[20:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hack Knocks Out a Fifth of the Dark Web - http://sylnt.us - how-do-we-know-the-percentage?
[20:27:27] <cmn32480> onyl downside is that I am considering taking the wife with me...
[20:27:36] <mechanicjay> Yeah, it's a pretty easy drive. You just have to watch out for the Border crossing, can get pretty backed up at times.
[20:27:51] <charon_> i thought they don't ever see the sun in seattle
[20:27:53] <mechanicjay> weekends and rush hour.
[20:28:39] <mechanicjay> charon_: that's a falsehood. The rainy season is only September through May.
[20:29:12] <charon_> i stand corrected. and soggy
[20:29:29] <cmn32480> with occassional showers between May and September
[20:30:24] <paulej72> yes but it is september of last year to may of next year
[20:30:26] <cmn32480> if I do that, I will probably be taking a few days off after adn going to see Olympia National Park, Mt. Ranier, and any other National parks I can make happen
[20:31:22] <mechanicjay> Yeah, definitely get as much as you can in.
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[20:32:36] <cmn32480> might work better if I fly the wife out when I expect to be coming back form the customer site, and then we fly back together.
[20:32:39] <mechanicjay> Keep in mind though, it can take a while to drive places out here. My time/distance scale is still calibrated to the East Coast and constantly screws with me.
[20:32:57] <cmn32480> yeah.. roads are few adn far between out there
[20:33:13] <cmn32480> but I expect that the horse and Buggy that I rent shodl be good for 20-50 miles per day
[21:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, post the job opening on the front page. bound to be someone who wants it and you can go through their comment history to see if they're a douchebag.
[21:38:46] <cmn32480> us needs a jerbs nexus
[21:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> was talking about that with the roomie. we should float it around staff n see what we all think.
[21:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think it sounds kinda nifty if you only allow employers to post.
[21:41:49] <cmn32480> and registered nicks
[21:41:52] <cmn32480> no AC subs
[21:42:19] * cmn32480 wonders if Leebert is looking for a jerb
[22:06:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Librem 13 Coreboot Report - February 3rd, 2017: It's Alive! - http://sylnt.us - gratis-and-libre-firmware
[22:21:40] <cmn32480> !uid
[22:21:41] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6492, owned by Creaky
[22:30:20] <cmn32480> I'm out...
[22:30:26] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[22:30:27] * exec hurriedly pits a zip archive of terrible puns against #soylent
[22:30:51] <chromas> ~gn'ight cmn32480
[22:30:56] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[22:30:57] * exec sneakily generates a small script that substitutes a safespace of unchecked parameters for cmn32480
[22:30:59] <cmn32480> I shoudl be back later
[22:31:05] <cmn32480> ~gngiht chromas
[22:31:11] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[22:31:12] * exec cantankerously ejaculates a raid 6 volume of includes at chromas
[22:31:39] <chromas> Mmm, source bukakke
[23:17:54] <Bytram> did someone reboot the IRC server or something? I cannot get on to *all* of the channels I used to be connected to
[23:18:17] <mechanicjay> Bytram: yes.
[23:18:32] <Bytram> ahh, that splains things
[23:18:33] <mechanicjay> Bytram: cmn32480 got me fixed up
[23:18:41] <Bytram> pm
[23:19:49] <xhedit> cmn32480: what exactly do you need regarding wifi, like what kind of job
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[23:43:02] <cmn32480> xhedit - looking for somebody who knows wireless in a more than casual way and can plan systems, pull cable, and troubleshoot existing
[23:43:14] <cmn32480> sorry for the delayed response.. I was driving home
[23:43:31] <xhedit> ah, i'm a developer, sorry :P
[23:43:37] <cmn32480> bytram point the fickle finger of fate at the big dog.
[23:44:00] <cmn32480> everybody arond this joint is a developer...
[23:44:03] <Bytram> ~bytram
[23:44:10] <cmn32480> nobody actually pulls cable anymore
[23:44:12] <Bytram> ~blame
[23:44:13] * exec points at Bytram
[23:44:20] <chromas> Virtual cables
[23:44:25] * Bytram is tired -- cannot even blame himself properly!
[23:44:27] <cmn32480> in this instance.. exec woudl be incorrect
[23:44:36] <Bytram> SDN FTW!
[23:44:49] <cmn32480> ~define SDN
[23:44:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03SDN: suck deez nuts
[23:44:57] <xhedit> :O
[23:45:01] <cmn32480> lol
[23:45:02] <Bytram> Software-Defined Networking
[23:45:08] <cmn32480> I can' only hope that is actually what he meant
[23:45:42] <cmn32480> ah wel;l
[23:45:43] <xhedit> I only pull cables for my personal lan... and usually i just trip over them
[23:45:49] <cmn32480> off to dinner.. I'll be back in a bit
[23:46:01] <chromas> Drill holes in your wall and run conduit
[23:46:09] <chromas> Expecially if you're renting
[23:46:17] <chromas> s/x/s/
[23:46:17] <sedctl> <chromas> Especially if you're renting
[23:46:18] <exec> <chromas> Especially if you're renting
[23:46:25] <xhedit> I did, doesn't help when you have like 8 devices in your office.
[23:46:27] * chromas 's skin darkens
[23:46:36] <xhedit> even my oscilloscope has ethernet.
[23:46:54] <chromas> Neat. Does it run Linux or BSD?
[23:47:02] <xhedit> rigolos
[23:47:22] <Bytram> biab -- chow time
[23:50:37] <charon_> Bytram: i know you're afk now, but ping me when you get back, please
[23:57:18] <dyingtolive> xhedit: homemade ooscilloscope, or very fancy modern one?