#Soylent | Logs for 2017-02-06

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[00:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What If an Advisor to the President Had Sworn an Oath of Loyalty to a Foreign Power? - http://sylnt.us - serving-two-masters
[00:28:59] * Deucalion dances around the channel being epic in my own mind.
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[01:00:07] * Deucalion snipes jasassin from the book repository window then hides behind a grassy knoll. #controversy
[01:03:28] * Bytram discovers his OTA antenna is insufficient to pick up channel carrying the Superb Owl -- is disappointed he is missing out on the commercials
[01:07:26] <Deucalion> No doubt they'll be made available on youtube along with the half time music "extra spectacular" thingamy. Depends which bits you find interesting I guess... a. the commercials b. the musical interlude c. a field full of massive blokes running full pelt into each other whilst chasing a hand egg. Those options are not mutually exclusive and option d. is "None of the above" :D
[01:08:10] * Bytram chuckles and nods sagely at the apt summary
[01:08:47] * Bytram was pleasantly astonished to watch Prince's performance -- was not really a fan before that.
[01:09:28] * Bytram has not been terribly impressed by several of the other performances, but is prepared to be surprised again.
[01:09:56] <Bytram> otoh, commercials? is most of the reason I watch the game!
[01:10:13] <Bytram> last year's Prius commercial was a real hoot!
[01:10:24] <Bytram> and the one years ago about herding cats? genius!
[01:11:02] <Deucalion> Prince a.k.a. a symbol the artist formerly known as Prince... now known as Prince again? (If memory serves correctly that was a legal thing). But Prince's older stuff is OK
[01:11:04] <Bytram> and who can forget the 'nothing but net' meme that was set off by larry bird going one on one with whathisname
[01:12:21] <Bytram> Prince, whatever his appellation, never impressed me too much as a singer, but his performance during the pouring rain? He just *owned* the stage... such stage presence was mind blowing for me
[01:16:28] <Deucalion> Wouldn't that be basketball? Larry Bird is basketball player right..... << prime example of how "World Superb Owl" is not worldly at all - much like all those World titles for wrestling in which all competitors are from the US and no-one else gets involved. World Champion (FUCK YEAH!)... in a single nation. It's entertainment not sport so I give it all a pass because I just do not understand why these things are so popular. Which means I fa
[01:16:28] <Deucalion> il at compassion and empathy.
[01:17:14] <Bytram> nah -- just have a grip on reality, that's all =)
[01:17:15] <Deucalion> Did he sing Purple Rain in the pouring rain and rejig the lyrics?
[01:17:20] <Bytram> btw; prince: 7NN3gsSf-Ys
[01:17:27] <Bytram> oops
[01:17:43] <Deucalion> dafuq?
[01:17:44] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[01:17:46] <exec> └─ 13Prince Performs “Purple Rain” During Downpour | Super Bowl XLI Halftime Show | NFL - YouTube
[01:19:17] * Deucalion inspects the back of Bytram's head for leads and ports
[01:19:37] * Bytram is 'jacked in'
[01:24:11] <Bytram> ;)
[01:24:58] <chromas> Just be careful you don't trip and pull the jack off
[01:27:24] * Deucalion looks over Bytram's shoulder..... yup he's "listening" to characters scroll down a green on black screen.... we are in the presence of l33t hackz man - the guy is biometrically and symbiotically one with the interwebosphere. :D
[01:27:54] <Bytram> them characters being mostly the ones he meets on IRC
[01:28:15] <chromas> It's not easy being green.
[01:28:23] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:29:16] <Deucalion> The only way to control this a gigantic firewall with at least two people to control it.... as old as the xkcd refs... https://www.youtube.com
[01:29:17] <exec> └─ 13NCIS hacking - YouTube
[01:30:24] <Bytram> had a long day at work -- think I'm gonna make some dinner... biab
[01:30:33] <Deucalion> And at some point someone will expound upon why they don't ~even~ own a TV and the circle will be complete. Oh wait.. not suite... we need the razor blade screed too...
[01:30:42] <Deucalion> quite*
[01:31:12] <chromas> Actually that comment's on the video :D
[01:31:22] <chromas> "They ask me why I don't watch TV"
[01:32:30] <Deucalion> http://www.theonion.com << BOOM there it is. The circle of luddite hell is complete. The lode stones are in place. In posting this I wish you all well.... it's for the best I assure you.
[01:32:32] <exec> └─ 13Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[01:37:54] <Deucalion> Odd how Prince looks 20 y/o - sure he was 20 30 years ago lol
[01:56:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China on Track to 100% Electric Bus Fleet in 5-10 Years - http://sylnt.us
[01:57:58] <chromas> https://www.riteaid.com
[01:59:03] <chromas> ^ Actual five-blade razors for sale
[02:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> razors shouldn't have but one blade
[02:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> either straight razor or safety razor. anything else is for shaving your girlie bits.
[02:05:17] <charon> i don't even have a TV
[02:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't have mine. i play important video games on it.
[02:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and once in a while i hook up the rabbit ears and watch the weather.
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[02:07:59] <charon> i use my computer monitor for viewing purposes
[02:08:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. that and a bit of copyright violating will take you far in this world.
[02:10:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i could do without 4.6, 4.7, and 4.8 coming out back to back to back. kernels should update nowhere near weekly.
[02:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is the third time in seven days i've had to build kernels.
[02:14:04] Bytram is now known as Bytram|fite
[02:16:39] chromas is now known as Clippit
[02:16:56] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as footlongdong
[02:17:21] footlongdong is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[02:17:44] Clippit is now known as FootlongDong
[02:20:44] FootlongDong is now known as opticalfartcopter
[02:21:00] opticalfartcopter is now known as chromas
[02:21:52] <Deucalion> Could go with a distro with pre-built kernels TMB... just saying
[02:22:31] <chromas> Yeah. Try Calculate Linux
[02:22:34] <chromas> :D
[02:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prebuilt kernels ain't got support for my vid card built into the amdgpu kernel module
[02:29:51] <chromas> well that sucks
[02:30:08] <chromas> maybe schedule a cron jerb to rebuild in the background
[02:30:17] <chromas> or a systemd timer 8D
[02:34:16] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:34:19] <exec> └─ 13The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever - YouTube
[02:34:24] <chromas> #smakeadd a cybernuke
[02:34:24] <MrPlow> "a cybernuke" added.
[02:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight ya bastiches
[02:59:16] * exec retroactively crams a megabyte of clam chowder into ya
[03:00:38] <charon> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:00:40] * exec analiciously liberates a chest of poop cola from TheMightyBuzzard
[03:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ultrasound Waves Turn Wine into Brandy - http://sylnt.us - drinkin'-the-good-stuff
[04:08:47] <charon> http://www.theverge.com
[04:08:49] <exec> └─ 13Google’s Super Bowl ad accidentally set off a lot of Google Homes - The Verge
[04:13:13] <chromas> hah
[04:13:56] <chromas> They didn't learn from Amazon or Microsoft
[05:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Assistant Added to Open Gapps - http://sylnt.us - siri-and-cortanta-are-gonna-be-jealous
[06:23:38] <chromas> http://www.clutchmagonline.com
[06:23:39] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump Changes Black History Month To National African-American History Month
[06:23:50] <chromas> " black and African-American are not interchangeable terms, and for many, calling it African American History Month, no matter who does it, erases the experiences of American descendants of slaves."
[06:24:02] <chromas> You can never be PC enough.
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[07:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Replicant 6.0 Development Updates - http://sylnt.us - little-red-robot-is-alive-and-kicking
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[07:38:21] <jasassin> i can
[07:38:46] <jasassin> i am so pc i can tell you to fuck yourself and HR will fire you for not fucking yourself
[07:40:02] <chromas> Nope. There's always room for one more.
[07:45:33] <jasassin> what does that even mean?
[07:45:53] <jasassin> no comprende on that
[07:45:53] <chromas> Exactly
[07:46:32] <jasassin> i like it
[07:46:37] <jasassin> i approve of that message
[07:46:50] <jasassin> it doesn't have to make any sense to exist
[07:47:12] <jasassin> touche chrmoas
[07:47:17] <jasassin> touche
[07:47:53] <jasassin> chromas: nicely oiled cock by the way
[07:48:16] <chromas> thanks. it's an asian import
[07:48:26] <chromas> it's my slippery slope phallus
[07:48:43] <jasassin> looks like it could definitely cause some damage to the medula oblongata
[07:49:29] <jasassin> while knocking over small desk lamps
[07:50:05] <jasassin> your time is now chromas
[07:50:19] <jasassin> take me out
[07:50:55] <jasassin> i want you... to take me out
[07:51:08] <jasassin> #fite chromas
[07:51:08] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[07:51:16] <chromas> Okay but you have to drink a lot and I get to do things after you pass out
[07:51:32] <jasassin> well, as long as its after i pass out
[07:52:00] <jasassin> i dont want to remember anything
[07:52:00] <chromas> [Hot Cosby ensues]
[07:52:07] * jasassin laughs
[07:52:16] <jasassin> rofl
[07:52:30] <jasassin> i love it, you make me laugh man... seriously irl
[07:52:33] <jasassin> hahahha fuck
[07:52:36] <jasassin> i love you chromas
[07:52:43] <jasassin> you are a one man riot
[07:54:59] <chromas> Thanks. I went to Jared.
[07:55:10] <jasassin> isn't that the dood that diddled all the kids?
[07:55:11] <chromas> He showed me his jewels.
[07:55:38] <chromas> Also a catch phrase from a jewelry store ad
[07:56:14] <jasassin> ahhh... all of a sudden i thought you were in some situation with that most prestigous prevert
[07:56:31] <chromas> it was the implication
[07:56:56] <jasassin> i bet he's not enjoying the foot longs he's getting served now
[07:57:23] <jasassin> or maybe he is
[07:57:25] <jasassin> who knows
[07:57:26] <chromas> five-baller footlongs
[07:57:36] <jasassin> hahahhahahaha
[07:57:39] <jasassin> hjahahahahahahahah
[07:57:41] <chromas> "who's the odd man out?"
[07:57:44] <jasassin> doood
[07:57:46] <jasassin> i was just gonna ask
[07:57:48] <jasassin> hahahahhahaa
[07:57:57] <jasassin> is lance armstrong in that prison?
[07:58:07] <chromas> lol
[07:58:58] <jasassin> alright im starting to feel ashamed of myself, such unabashed shennanigens
[08:00:27] <chromas> I think there were times better appropriate for shame.
[08:00:51] * chromas glares at the buggy perl code
[08:00:57] <jasassin> meh
[08:01:03] * jasassin punches chromas in the nuts
[08:01:03] <chromas> I myself have never written a line of buggy code. No siree
[08:01:17] <jasassin> you saw this shit i wrote
[08:01:23] <jasassin> oh well
[08:01:29] <chromas> Especially not one that got stuck in a channel-flooding loop
[08:01:36] * chromas backs away
[08:01:41] <jasassin> you know, i think i'd catch less shit for a masturbation video than releasing my code
[08:02:06] <chromas> Everybody masturbates. Not everyone shares their code
[08:02:16] <chromas> (A Little Golden book)
[08:02:39] <jasassin> well i wanted people to see it
[08:02:55] <jasassin> if you got any suggestions just send me a fuckign diff, jesus fuck off
[08:03:46] <chromas> It could use an ebonics translator :)
[08:04:23] <jasassin> wtf? its not like im trying to land a mars rover with the shit
[08:04:26] <jasassin> give me a break
[08:04:35] <chromas> With all the catchphrases like "Ayo hol' up!" and "we wuz kangs"
[08:05:04] <jasassin> that wasn't me
[08:05:06] <chromas> I don't mean the code needs translating; just suggesting features
[08:05:16] <chromas> bot features
[08:05:24] <jasassin> oh shit yeah
[08:05:28] <jasassin> thats just a sample of code
[08:05:38] <jasassin> i didn't really write much of that
[08:05:43] <jasassin> i mean i rewrote it all
[08:05:58] <jasassin> but a lot of it is from other places and half of the shit i stole when i looked at it was already broke
[08:06:49] <jasassin> i really wanted to use a case switch... but im not that good yet
[08:07:18] <jasassin> and im not sure it would really work any better, it should be in a program designed this way probably not
[08:08:26] <jasassin> oh yeah, i can add all kinds of shit. the sky is the limit chromas, but i dont know what i would want it to do that it doesn't already
[08:08:32] <jasassin> i just wanted an ip thing
[08:08:40] <jasassin> and you can use me to fight
[08:09:01] <jasassin> if any of you want me to die, you can always join the fite channel and type !jfite Ncommander
[08:09:02] <chromas> !ip 2602:100:44bd:8b92:7597:80de:61ab:708
[08:09:06] <jasassin> im pretty sure that would take me out
[08:09:09] <jasassin> i can't get that to work
[08:09:20] <jasassin> the module doesn't support it
[08:09:23] <jasassin> i tried
[08:09:25] <chromas> we could also make you fite yo'se'f
[08:09:30] <jasassin> no
[08:09:33] <jasassin> it wont work
[08:09:37] <jasassin> maybe it will
[08:09:39] <jasassin> i doubt it
[08:09:46] <chromas> oh wait you mentioned the script doesn't take your nick or something
[08:09:58] <jasassin> its not my script
[08:10:10] <jasassin> its the way the hoook catches in the hexchat
[08:10:18] <chromas> !ip 68.189.139.146
[08:10:18] <jasassin> IP: (68.189.139.146) Hostname: 68-189-139-146.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com Country: United States Region: Washington City: Walla Walla Zip Code: 99362 Latitude: 46.1107 Longitude: -118.3077 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[08:10:30] <jasassin> hexchat doesn't like the nick of a user in the regex
[08:10:33] <jasassin> it just wont work
[08:10:48] <jasassin> i was gonna email the dood about it, but i dont really care that much
[08:11:11] <jasassin> im sure theres a reason for it
[08:11:44] <jasassin> walla walla
[08:11:55] <jasassin> i knew i shoulda taken a left turn at albequerque
[08:13:48] <chromas> That was a historical documentary
[08:14:19] <jasassin> looney toons? when bugs pops up and says... what's up doc?
[08:14:26] <chromas> yeah
[08:14:56] <jasassin> where is alberquerue i think thats new mexico
[08:15:04] <jasassin> wtf is bugs doing in new mexico?
[08:15:22] <chromas> Cooking meth
[08:15:22] <jasassin> trying to buy some cheesy turquoise jewelery probably
[08:16:06] <jasassin> you do realize bugs bunny made all his money running drugs for the columbians
[08:16:49] <jasassin> and that elmer fudd was just a joneser trying to filch a stash
[08:17:01] <chromas> It's how he managed to roll in lettuce for so long
[08:17:12] * jasassin laughs
[08:17:47] * jasassin ponders the concept of buggs bunny hoarding lettuce in antarctica
[08:18:42] <jasassin> chromas, i gotta go bully someone on ffa.cromctf.com
[08:18:51] <jasassin> im going to totally beat them up like a jerk
[08:18:58] <jasassin> quake3 rules
[08:19:05] <jasassin> afk
[08:33:57] <Runaway1956> The NOAA whistleblower article really needs to be published, IMHO
[08:35:22] <Runaway1956> Supersonic space cloud? ROFLMAO - in space there is no sound, so it can't be supersonic.
[08:38:34] <boru> Supersonic just means in excess of the speed of sound, though.
[08:40:09] <Runaway1956> actually, the article goes into some minor detail about the possibility that there is sound in the cloud.
[08:40:18] <Runaway1956> But, they forgot the full definition of sound
[08:40:31] <Runaway1956> there must be a transmitter, and a reciever, for sound to exist
[08:41:04] <boru> So you're saying pressure waves can't exist in space?
[08:41:09] <Runaway1956> So if I'm not there to hear it, there is no sound,
[08:41:30] <Runaway1956> Sure, pressure waves exist, all different sorts of waves, some of which we may not even know about yet
[08:41:33] <boru> Oh, I see, you were setting up for a pun. I should've waited.
[08:41:51] <Runaway1956> but if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, the tree makes no sound
[08:41:52] <boru> I meant specifically in space, though.
[08:42:37] <Runaway1956> Well, even if we are generous, they claim that the cloud is moving faster than the speed of sound at sea level on earth
[08:42:54] <Runaway1956> and that is a pretty silly explanation, if you ask me
[08:43:04] <Runaway1956> just state the speed, and leave it at that
[08:43:10] <boru> I posit that's just putting the speed in terms people can understand, such as all pop sci tends to do.
[08:43:39] <Runaway1956> popular science - alright
[08:43:43] <boru> Frame of reference is everything.
[08:44:15] <chromas> (Banana for scale)
[08:44:51] <Runaway1956> plantation for unit of measurement?
[08:44:52] <boru> Banana rule measuring furlongs per fortnight for scale.
[08:45:21] <boru> I understand that's the measure of distance on US road signs.
[08:45:40] <chromas> that'd be pretty slow
[08:45:52] <chromas> maybe for measuring slug highways
[08:45:57] <Runaway1956> Yeah, except in California, where everything is measured in hours
[08:46:43] <boru> I've only been to the US for conferences, so I haven't really seen much of it. It is a strange exotic land where anything is possible.
[08:47:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Military Pilots Keep Rogue Planes Out of No-Fly Zones Like the Super Bowl - http://sylnt.us - you-can't-out-run-an-F-15
[08:47:43] <Runaway1956> They've eliminated all units of length in Cali, it's just minutes and hours
[08:47:43] <Runaway1956> "how tall are you, Chrissy?" "About half a second tall."
[08:48:01] <Runaway1956> We do have the most boring conferences in the world, outside of the UN.
[08:48:17] * Runaway1956 just remembered that the UN is in the US
[08:48:56] <boru> Half a second at what velocity?
[08:48:59] <boru> Speed of sound?
[08:49:21] <Runaway1956> That's top sikrit stuff - girls won't share that information with the rest of humanity.
[08:49:24] <boru> Eleven bananas?
[08:49:28] * boru chuckles.
[08:50:33] <Runaway1956> Going back to killin' stuff - don't want those aliens to conquer earth . . . .
[08:50:44] <chromas> "Eleven bananas are a tight fit" -- Chrissy
[08:51:27] * boru goes back to...reading work emails.
[08:51:50] <boru> "X is broken" -- top quality bug reports here.
[08:57:11] <chromas> Reply "Bug report is broken."
[08:58:37] <boru> Yeah, I'm famous for my scorching wrath in the bug db.
[08:59:00] * jasassin ponies up the money to buy Runaway1956 and boru a motel for 15 minutes
[08:59:33] <boru> I have an internal page written on the company net about submitting proper bug reports, so I point them at that less than politely. It links to ESR's page about asking smart questions on usenet/IRC, as well.
[09:00:40] <jasassin> so you are a dick
[09:00:59] <jasassin> glad i dont work at your shitty company
[09:01:08] <jasassin> thats gonna fly like a led zeppelin
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[09:29:46] <jasassin> jasassin is going to 1v1 5 point spread
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[10:18:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vinyl Record Production Gets a Much-Needed Tech Upgrade - http://sylnt.us - you-spin-me-right-round,-baby
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[11:25:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:25:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3181
[11:38:59] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:38:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3182
[11:39:08] <Bytram> have been getting 503s on the main site
[11:40:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: can you get to the site okay?
[11:40:19] <Bytram> prod, that is.
[11:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> could a couple minutes ago, yeah
[11:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> checking both webhosts now
[11:42:23] <Bytram> okay, NOW it seems to be working... had a boatload of 503s and twice had to reenter my PWD on my mobile (android / chrome)
[11:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, yo. both appear to be working okay.
[11:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme check the error logs
[11:44:58] <Bytram> many thanks
[11:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like we had too many connections to the db. were you trying to do a buttload of stuff at once?
[11:46:36] <Bytram> nothing really, just loading pages as a user.
[11:46:52] <Bytram> nc was around... maybe he was doing something?
[11:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you prolly caught it during a slashd job or something.
[11:48:34] <Bytram> hmm, seems to be working okay now. i dunno what happened. :P
[11:49:03] <Bytram> just logged in on my mobile again and the main page came right up.
[11:49:11] <Bytram> thanks for checking!
[11:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna bump up max connections on fluorine to account for slashd running on it
[11:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> erg, i don't wanna hot restart mysql and then all the rest of the stuff
[11:55:06] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:55:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Problems With SpaceX Falcon 9 Design Could Delay Manned Missions - http://sylnt.us - nobody-goes-to-mars-until-we-say-so
[12:04:05] <Bytram> well, I've been up since 0430, am gonna head back to bed and try to catch a couple more Zs before I need to head in to work...
[12:04:12] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for looking into things for me!
[12:04:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:04:16] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 283
[12:04:22] <Bytram> teamwork++
[12:04:22] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 32
[12:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, nite again man
[12:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> changes will take place next time we reboot but i am so not doing that just now
[12:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually i am but on this box not fluorine
[12:08:18] <jasassin> buncha fuckin bullshit
[12:08:32] <jasassin> and my precious bodily fluids are being contaminated
[12:11:25] <jasassin> buncha fuckin bullshit
[12:12:17] <jasassin> hey guys have you ever heard of a flash drive just going bad?
[12:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure
[12:12:32] <jasassin> mine is fucked
[12:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have a limited number of writes
[12:12:38] <jasassin> and it really pisses me off
[12:12:45] <jasassin> i had a bunch acool shit on this
[12:12:50] <jasassin> now it just sits and spins
[12:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, you usually ain't gonna find that out unless you use it for a swap drive
[12:12:55] <jasassin> what a grrrrrr
[12:13:24] <jasassin> hmmmm
[12:13:42] <jasassin> i don tthink i abused it that much... i'll have to reformat huh
[12:13:53] <jasassin> and this is one that got good reviews on newegg let me see
[12:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, if it's hosed it's just hosed
[12:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can reformat and get it back working it wasn't a hardware failure
[12:15:07] <jasassin> adata uv128/16GB
[12:15:35] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:15:36] * exec figuratively cyberbullies a tablespoon of grandma's gash at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:15:47] <jasassin> gross
[12:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, go up to like sams club if you got a card. they got two 128GB thumb drives for $30
[12:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:15:59] * exec democratically shoves a potion of perl scripts in cmn32480
[12:16:05] <jasassin> man i dont have 30 dollars
[12:16:06] <jasassin> whtf
[12:16:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, 140GB
[12:16:09] <jasassin> you think im rich?
[12:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one but only cause cmn32480 is askeert of perl scripts
[12:16:42] <jasassin> all you guys with all your money and toys
[12:16:54] <jasassin> meh
[12:16:57] <jasassin> you cheat
[12:17:01] <jasassin> you are a fuckikng cheater
[12:17:02] * cmn32480 no habla perl
[12:17:10] <jasassin> dont worry about it
[12:17:13] <jasassin> he's a cheater
[12:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, it's HIS bot
[12:17:39] <jasassin> ok then fuck you both
[12:17:41] <jasassin> i dont giove a shit
[12:17:49] <jasassin> god you guys make me so frustrated
[12:17:53] <cmn32480> I'm just his op
[12:17:59] <cmn32480> the bot belongs the crutchy
[12:18:08] <jasassin> you should just both 69 eath other and get it over with
[12:18:09] <jasassin> fags
[12:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me. i should finish up MrPlow's new fite code so we can get more than just half a dozen people going on it.
[12:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, who says we didn't already earlier?
[12:18:37] <jasassin> nah you'll just go fishing again
[12:18:58] <jasassin> probably catch another fucking buullhead
[12:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, fishing license expired and i'm waiting till march to bother renewing it on account of the cold.
[12:19:34] <jasassin> how much to renew? just crioous
[12:20:18] <jasassin> i got one for ya
[12:20:22] <jasassin> my old mom
[12:20:27] <jasassin> like 83 fuycking years old
[12:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, $40ish plus another 40ish for year long twra lakes permit
[12:20:52] <jasassin> went to withdraw some money from the bank and she had her id and the lady scanned it and said it was expired and wouldn't give her the money from her account
[12:20:57] <jasassin> how the FUCK does that work?
[12:21:20] <jasassin> its a goddamn us drivers license with a gold star but since it expired that means shes not her anymore?
[12:21:22] <jasassin> what the fuck
[12:21:37] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. making sense is not what bureaucracy does best.
[12:22:12] <jasassin> its some stupid shit
[12:22:44] <jasassin> the fucked up thing is after this broad gave her the harang, she went to another branch about 10 miles away and got her fuckign money no problem
[12:22:47] <jasassin> what a joke
[12:23:17] <jasassin> one of those days i am glad i wasn't there
[12:23:23] <jasassin> that bitch would have died
[12:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, i missed my 6:00 smoke break. oh well. better late than pissed off and stabby.
[12:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:23:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 309
[12:23:35] <jasassin> weed++
[12:23:35] <Bender> karma - weed: 10
[12:23:45] <jasassin> nicotine--
[12:23:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 308
[12:25:10] <jasassin> hey wait
[12:25:29] <jasassin> does anyone remember a movie that is all about a guy that wants to get his 20 dollars but the machien wants a fee?
[12:25:34] <jasassin> theres a movie about that
[12:25:45] <jasassin> can't even think of where to start
[12:26:11] <jasassin> and he gets into so much trouble trying to get his 20 dollars
[12:26:28] <jasassin> you know i think the mofo gets his 20 dollars at the end
[12:29:05] <jasassin> google is red flagging me tryign to figure out what this movie is
[12:29:06] <jasassin> shit
[12:29:17] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard: This about cover thigns? http://dilbert.com
[12:29:19] <exec> └─ 13Homepage | Dilbert by Scott Adams
[12:29:22] <jasassin> its a guy that wants like 5 bucks
[12:29:36] <jasassin> but the machine wants some money
[12:29:50] <jasassin> and this guy goes through so much shit to get his money
[12:30:04] <jasassin> i tried atm and 5 dollars and movie
[12:30:06] <jasassin> i just can't find it
[12:31:26] <jasassin> now i am kind of frustrated
[12:31:41] <jasassin> i know this shit exists but i dont know even with the power of google how to find it
[12:32:04] <jasassin> its a dood who wants his money from the atm
[12:32:16] <jasassin> and he doesn't have enought to cover the fee so he goes to the bank
[12:32:25] <jasassin> or tries to go to the bank
[12:32:42] <jasassin> if i remember right he actually gets there
[12:33:00] <jasassin> he wants his 20 dollars
[12:33:09] <jasassin> god i wish i knew what it was i want to watch it
[12:35:49] <jasassin> this motherfucker... he goes through hell and high water to get his 20 dollars
[12:35:59] <jasassin> just for the principle
[12:36:36] <jasassin> imagine if the doof from blow did that to the bank of i just confisicated 400million dollars
[12:36:38] <jasassin> hahahhaha
[12:36:40] <jasassin> doood
[12:36:56] <jasassin> if they did that to me, they would all die
[12:37:14] <jasassin> theres no reason for that kind of nonsense
[12:37:37] <jasassin> im a pretty easy goign guy but damn... steal my tree fitty... and we go the ploblem
[12:38:46] <jasassin> i just watched this movie with peirce brosnan it was called I.T. kinda fucking weird but not bad
[12:38:52] <jasassin> i think i might even give it 5 stars
[12:39:14] <jasassin> nothing bad to say about that movie
[12:39:24] <jasassin> if you wanna watch a movie watch that
[12:39:38] <jasassin> also totally excellent for your females to watch
[12:39:58] <jasassin> just say that becuase my mom liked it too
[12:40:35] <jasassin> i wonder
[12:41:08] <jasassin> why are you guys here, in an IRC channel, if you have girlfriends?
[12:41:16] <jasassin> i dont
[12:41:49] <jasassin> just curious why you would hang out in an IRC channel if you already haven't had so much of that stuff you dont want anymore
[12:41:51] <jasassin> just wondering
[12:42:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, roughly accurate, yes.
[12:42:32] * jasassin waits for TheMightyBuzzard to code him a way out
[12:43:07] <jasassin> code me a stairway to heaven
[12:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> already did
[12:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt stairway to heaven
[12:43:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:43:43] <jasassin> buster
[12:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap man, i gotta make mrplow do his multiplier based on hp instead of level
[12:44:21] <jasassin> does it really f uckign matter
[12:44:26] <jasassin> theres only 10 difference
[12:44:35] <jasassin> and anyway its already fucking busted
[12:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it matters when someone gets smiled upon
[12:45:54] <jasassin> meh
[12:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm working on the new edition of #fite for the next few days anyway.
[12:46:44] <jasassin> make sure to put in a backdoor to give me about a 25% bonus on all my hits
[12:46:51] <jasassin> yeah i know you its gonna be reverse
[12:46:56] <jasassin> already is
[12:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's OSS. you can look at his code on github any time ya want.
[12:47:47] <jasassin> i can look at my cock and balls in the mirror... doesn't mean thats whats going where its going
[12:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> your sense, it does not make
[12:48:25] <jasassin> when 400 years old you get sense it will make
[12:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[12:53:20] <jasassin> why not just give a big !jfite to ncommander
[12:53:22] <jasassin> heh
[12:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> was gonna the other day but he's not in channel.
[12:55:39] <jasassin> wouldn't really help that much... but it would be funny... i coded that for fun
[12:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'll change under the new system. you can fite people not in #fite and even offline people. they just gotta be registered (which you can do explicitly or it happens automagically the first time you #fite someone)
[12:55:47] <jasassin> i dont give a fuck, i think its funny
[12:56:00] <cmn32480> !uid
[12:56:00] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6491, owned by officesystems
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[12:57:41] <jasassin> slap her down again paw
[12:57:45] <jasassin> slap her down again
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[12:58:17] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[12:58:19] <exec> └─ 131948 HITS ARCHIVE: Slap 'Er Down Agin Paw - Arthur Godfrey - YouTube
[12:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, officesystems, that ipid, and the other account it registered all banned from posting/submitting
[12:58:53] <cmn32480> muchas gracias
[12:59:04] <cmn32480> I just deleted the 2 subs theyn put into the queue
[12:59:11] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat
[12:59:12] <jasassin> wtf is going on?
[12:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> spammer
[12:59:19] <jasassin> someone being a douche?
[12:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically, yeah
[12:59:38] <cmn32480> yup yup
[13:00:00] <jasassin> kinda sad you have to deal with that shit
[13:00:10] <jasassin> its hard enough to make something work without fucking pukes like that
[13:00:50] <jasassin> i can barely make a perl script work and you got peopl ewasting there time tryign to spam shit
[13:00:54] <jasassin> so stupid
[13:01:36] <jasassin> IP: (88.84.24.72) Hostname: cable-static-24-72.rsnweb.ch Country: Switzerland Region: Sankt Gallen City: Sargans Zip Code: 7320 Latitude: 47.0543 Longitude: 9.4488 Time Zone: Europe/Zurich
[13:01:36] <jasassin> !ip 88.84.24.72
[13:02:53] * jasassin starts to get mean
[13:03:21] * jasassin lets it go
[13:03:37] <jasassin> you ever try to speak sweedish? its impossible.
[13:03:53] <jasassin> i dont know how the sounds come out of their mouth
[13:03:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt sweedish chef chocolate moose
[13:03:57] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:03:59] <jasassin> it is unfathombable
[13:06:35] <jasassin> dood
[13:06:39] <jasassin> thats animal abuse
[13:06:56] <jasassin> you can't put the chocholate on the moose
[13:07:15] <jasassin> im pretty sure theres a law that says you can NOT put the chocholate on the moose
[13:07:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> Swedish, Norweigian, Icelandic, Danish... they all seem like fucking torture to pronounce.
[13:07:41] <jasassin> i have a friend in sweededn i skype with
[13:07:49] <jasassin> ok give me a break on this once
[13:07:52] <jasassin> i know its bad
[13:08:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> The main guy behind the Pale Moon web browser lives in Sweden
[13:08:16] <jasassin> but i tried for half an hour to repeat the words "i want to eat your pussy" in sweedish shit, and it is phsyically impossible
[13:08:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> (but is Danish by birth IIRC)
[13:08:23] <cmn32480> woudl anybody qualify the Daily Mail as a reliable sourece or as a tabloid
[13:08:24] <jasassin> hey kept saying it
[13:08:28] <jasassin> but i can't repeat it
[13:08:40] <jasassin> he was a trooper
[13:08:52] <jasassin> he tried way longer than iw ould have
[13:08:57] <jasassin> its impossible
[13:09:00] <jasassin> you can not say that
[13:09:08] <cmn32480> particularly this one
[13:09:09] <cmn32480> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[13:09:10] <exec> └─ 13World leaders duped by manipulated global warming data | Daily Mail Online
[13:10:25] <jasassin> dood
[13:10:28] <jasassin> i think its fucked up
[13:10:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: I'm sure that some people would, but I wouldn't be one of those people.
[13:10:38] <jasassin> they talk about global warming but every winter here it gets colder
[13:10:42] <jasassin> so what the fuck?
[13:11:03] <cmn32480> that's good enough for me
[13:11:11] <jasassin> this part of the globe sure as hell isn't warming
[13:11:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> jasassin: people talk about "global warming is a hoax" but every summer here it gets hotter
[13:11:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> and all my Scottish friends are bitching about the same thing
[13:11:41] <jasassin> i wish some of that shit would blow this way
[13:12:19] <cmn32480> climate change is real
[13:12:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> (I'm in Florida, BTW. And also a Swede I know - not the Pale Moon guy - is bitching that winter isn't cold enough this year.)
[13:12:23] <jasassin> fake
[13:12:39] <jasassin> meh
[13:12:40] <cmn32480> how much of it is due to natural cycles, and how much is due to people is that part that I think is up for argument
[13:12:44] <jasassin> i'll ask matts later
[13:12:47] <jasassin> i bet its the same shit
[13:13:19] <cmn32480> and I say argument, not discussion because it is certainly NOT civil discourse
[13:13:34] <jasassin> wah wah
[13:13:39] <jasassin> drive your chevy to the levy
[13:14:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I sold my Chevy, it was a shit car. (Comfy, but mechanically? Shit.)
[13:14:48] <jasassin> chevys are peices of shit
[13:15:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well, it was the same age as me. Newer ones might be better, IDK. I've got a Ford now but only because Spoony sold it to me for $20.
[13:15:27] <jasassin> every one i saw sucks almost as bad as those ford taurus
[13:16:09] <jasassin> and a fuckin buick is the ultimate pos
[13:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Working on 4K TV Broadcasting Over the Air - http://sylnt.us - mine-eyes-have-seen-the-glory
[13:18:10] <jasassin> hey lets do a poll
[13:18:12] <jasassin> seriously guys
[13:18:13] <jasassin> first car
[13:18:17] <jasassin> what was your first car?
[13:19:09] <jasassin> mine was a plymoth dart it burned more oil than gas
[13:19:39] <jasassin> dart... arrow
[13:19:41] <jasassin> whatever
[13:19:43] <jasassin> it was a pos
[13:20:51] <jasassin> i remember one time being in the wal-mart parking lot and starting that shitter up and it shot this big blue cloud of smoke out into this doods window and he rolled it up
[13:20:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mine was hand-me-down 1987 Chevy Celebrity station wagon with a 4-cylinder engine
[13:21:10] <jasassin> wow
[13:21:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> It could carry a crapton of stuff but was pretty lame otherwise
[13:21:21] <jasassin> yeah how old were ya?
[13:21:23] <jasassin> you remember?
[13:21:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was 16 or 17 at the time
[13:21:58] <jasassin> you bang a bitch in that thing?
[13:22:11] <jasassin> totally uncalled for question, but fuck it
[13:22:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> nope
[13:22:20] <jasassin> meh
[13:22:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Like Steven Tyler said: I was a high school loser, never made it with the ladies.
[13:22:45] <jasassin> wtf?
[13:23:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was a giant nerd in high school
[13:23:09] <jasassin> you ever bang a chick? now my curiousity is peeked and pooked
[13:23:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I still *am* a giant nerd
[13:23:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> But yes, I have banged a chick.
[13:23:39] <jasassin> good
[13:23:47] <jasassin> i know someone who hasn't
[13:23:50] <jasassin> and he is almost 21
[13:23:57] <jasassin> gotta rectify this situation
[13:24:07] <jasassin> and no thats not a homo reference
[13:24:09] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders what happens when he writes "5" to /proc/sys/kernel/hung_task_check_count
[13:24:26] <jasassin> do it
[13:24:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> If it was a homo reference, you'd have said "gotta rectum-fy that shituation"
[13:24:59] <jasassin> cat /dev/urandom > /roc/sys/kernel/hung_task_check_count
[13:25:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's currently set to 4194304
[13:25:27] <jasassin> wow
[13:25:37] <jasassin> i want some of what you have
[13:26:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> 2^22 which seems like a strange number for it to be set to
[13:27:08] * AndyTheAbsurd reduces it to 2^16
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[13:37:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://electrek.co
[13:37:48] <exec> └─ 13Tesla Semi: Elon Musk says they are making progress with new electric semi truck, focus is still on Model 3 | Electrek
[13:37:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> not really any news but should I submit it anyway?
[13:40:10] * AndyTheAbsurd shrugs, decides to submit it the easy way.
[13:40:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://electrek.co
[13:40:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:40:16] <exec> └─ 13Tesla Semi: Elon Musk says they are making progress with new electric semi truck, focus is still on Model 3 | Electrek
[13:40:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:45:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PS4 Will Soon Support External USB Hard Drives - http://sylnt.us - finally-enough-room-for-my-battlefield-videos
[16:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Hacker Just Pwned Over 150,000 Printers Left Exposed Online - http://sylnt.us - think-of-all-the-wasted-paper
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[17:04:59] <FatPhil> pray before the shimmering alter of technology, lest the fickle gods of technology prey on you!
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[17:47:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> to ask a similar question to one posed earlier today:
[17:48:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Would www.mirror.co.uk be considered a reliable news source?
[17:48:52] * cmn32480 shrugs...
[17:48:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> Because seriously, the last three sentences/paragraphs in this article: http://www.mirror.co.uk
[17:49:01] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump 'wasn't briefed' on Executive Order he signed appointing Steve Bannon to National Security Council - Mirror Online
[17:49:09] <cmn32480> I don't know the sources on this side of the pond either
[17:50:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:50:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:50:07] <exec> └─ 13Chrome 56 quietly added Bluetooth snitch API • The Register
[17:50:32] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:50:47] <cmn32480> mrploe is definetly NOT a relaible source
[17:51:33] <cmn32480> neither is MrPlow
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[18:08:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NOAA Whistleblower: Climate Data Was Manipulated, the Computers Used "Suffered a Complete Failure" - http://sylnt.us - we-need-a-full-copy-of-production-for-testing
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[19:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why China is Dominating the Solar Industry - http://sylnt.us - its-always-sunny-in-Tianjin
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[20:21:41] <FatPhil> /Arrival/ nominated for 8 Oscars, dafuq?!?! It was shit.
[20:22:33] <FatPhil> I was just wondering if I need to play catchup and watch anything before them, but it looks a dreadful pile of dross from top to bottom this year.
[20:22:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> The Oscars is usually just Hollywood congratulating itself on how clever its "in" clique is, not matter how good the movies they made are.
[20:28:05] <FatPhil> Yeah, but being good not being an entry requirement doesn't mean that everything entered will be not good.
[20:29:29] <FatPhil> Last year was perhaps just particularly strong. There was something deserving in every category, and it was a very useful list to help me make sure I didn't miss the best of the year.
[20:34:23] <cmn32480> this year... not so much
[20:36:50] <FatPhil> 2015, about 8 really solid ones. 2016, pretty much a dozen. This year? I can't find anything I want to see, and several I wish I hadn't bothered with.
[20:37:31] <FatPhil> I'll give Florence Foster Jenkins a stab, but that's about it.
[20:38:21] * cmn32480 passes FatPhil the knife
[21:27:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bad Idea or the Worst Idea? Having the FTC Regulate "Fake News" - http://sylnt.us - is-there-an-all-fake-news-sites-are-liars-paradox
[21:29:00] <chromas> Is funny 'cause Fake News invented #FakeNews </fake russian accent>
[21:43:26] <FatPhil> I didn't know what to put as the department for that one. I tried about 10 variations on that, but I'm still not happy with it.
[21:44:06] <FatPhil> I just like the idea of untrustworthy sources running stories on the untrustworthiness of sources.
[21:44:22] <chromas> Agreed
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[21:46:20] <jasassin> super sand lesbian
[21:46:57] <jasassin> when i was just a little boy... he didn't invite me to his birthday party
[21:47:18] <jasassin> and i heard the cake was delicious
[21:50:42] <cmn32480> ~gnight kiddos
[21:50:43] * exec abrasively cropdusts a shoeful of your grandmother's queefs over kiddos
[21:50:48] <cmn32480> I gott get out opf here
[21:50:54] <cmn32480> Cub scouts tonight...
[21:51:03] <cmn32480> then hopefully a full nights sleep for a change
[21:51:46] <jasassin> you'll just end up rolling around thinking of brittney spears
[21:52:07] <jasassin> and how she made a mistake and did it again
[22:14:22] <jasassin> cracka crabby pants
[22:32:20] <jasassin> someone did the mickey and turn super sandwhich liasion
[22:39:42] <jasassin> i love this fucked up code
[22:39:43] <jasassin> https://github.com
[22:40:02] <jasassin> makes me wanna rip some hair out and eat it
[22:41:47] <jasassin> very good formatting though
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[23:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Denuvo Forgets to Secure Server, Leaks Years of Messages From Game Makers - http://sylnt.us - couldn't-happen-to-a-nicer-product
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