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[00:05:51] <jasassin> cmn32480 smites the everlovin crap out of jasassin with a yo mamma's knee knockers (111)
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[00:34:00] <mrpg> What is Turkey’s problem with Darwin? http://al-monitor.com
[00:34:01] <exec> └─ 13What is Turkey’s problem with Darwin?
[00:34:25] <mrpg> make mexico great again
[00:43:43] <mrpg> gringos go home
[00:43:49] <mrpg> americanes eunt domus
[00:46:02] <mrpg> wikipedia says turkey is secular.
[00:58:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Substantial Evidence of Holographic Universe - http://sylnt.us - are-we-really-here?
[01:07:58] <mrpg> wow http://www.bbc.com
[01:08:00] <exec> └─ 13Germany: Six teens dead in Bavaria after party in a garden hut - BBC News
[01:08:30] <mrpg> it says maybe it was CO poisoning
[01:09:18] <mrpg> http://www.bbc.com
[01:09:20] <exec> └─ 13Auschwitz death camp: Poland puts database of prison guards online - BBC News
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[01:45:10] <jasassin> i say turkey is tastey with some gravy but it makes me tired
[02:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Namco Founder and “Father of Pac-Man” has Died - http://sylnt.us - Rest-In-Peace
[02:27:58] * TheMightyBuzzard is having fun spreading facts among all the butthurt on the trump immigration story
[02:28:29] <takyon> I saw that
[02:28:34] <takyon> it's tough love
[02:28:50] <takyon> gonna check out the RISC-V article now
[02:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp. i hate to actually hope for anything politically except quicker decline but trump may be the best possible president to be in office if what you want is for congress to start pulling executive powers away.
[02:31:54] <chromas> Maybe next time someone worthy will try running
[02:32:46] <takyon> the Democratic establishment seems to be slobbering over Bernie, including him prominently in hearings and press conferences, but it's too late that guy could keel over at any time into a puddle of hairy goo
[02:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's nobody worthy of the amount of power the executive has managed to wrangle for itself
[02:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> no-debate treaties? czar-this, czar-that?
[02:35:22] <takyon> the Bannon Cannon
[02:35:54] <chromas> we should do ministries next
[02:35:59] <chromas> Ministry o' Truf
[02:36:22] <takyon> Trump and Truth are very similar words
[02:36:38] <takyon> what could it meme?
[02:36:58] * chromas moves that all the federal bureaus adopt CoCs
[02:40:38] <takyon> chromas: "CoC" is a misogynist trigger that should be banned
[02:41:15] <chromas> True. We need a word for femiCoCs
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[02:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Dildonics?
[02:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Conduct Laws, Inter-Team
[02:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> against my better judgment, ima watch Arrival
[02:51:36] <jasassin> teledildonics
[02:51:55] <jasassin> ipv4dildonics, i just vibrate your teeth right through the internet
[02:52:52] * jasassin cackles at takyon
[02:52:58] <jasassin> reading though this shit
[02:54:23] <chromas> ipv6
[02:54:30] <chromas> moar bits for the ladies
[02:55:51] * jasassin whines like a little bitch
[02:56:51] * jasassin accuses TheMIghtyBuzzard of conducting illegal teledildonic expiriments
[02:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> illegal? i'll admit to holding the remote to a toy or two but she was absolutely consenting and it was on allowed frequencies.
[02:58:08] <jasassin> you mean that thing you rigged together accepted all frequencies from the FCC?
[02:58:48] <jasassin> i dunno man
[02:59:00] <jasassin> i think i'd rather fuck myself with a samsung galaxy 7
[02:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw man, it just ran in the allowed low-power bands
[02:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i've dropped some big turds but not that wide
[03:00:02] <jasassin> gross
[03:00:51] <jasassin> i dont know whether to feel sorry for the toilet, or the plunger
[03:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> both
[03:02:03] <jasassin> i feel sorry for that rat in the sewer that got bitchslapped by that slug
[03:02:53] <jasassin> poor rat ass bastard spackled to the side of a sewer drain wall
[03:03:12] <jasassin> oh yeah i got one for ya TMB
[03:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly suffocated
[03:03:18] <jasassin> hahahahhaahha
[03:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, ya reminded me.
[03:03:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta feed the rats
[03:03:29] <charon> you voted up one of my comments, TMB. you do have a heart after all
[03:03:47] <jasassin> nah, he ate some bad carp
[03:04:07] <charon> teah, that's more likely
[03:05:02] <jasassin> now i forgot what i was gonna say to tmb
[03:05:09] <jasassin> damnit charon
[03:05:12] <jasassin> damnit weed
[03:05:15] <jasassin> marijuana++
[03:05:16] <Bender> karma - marijuana: 5
[03:05:43] <charon> i'd apologize, but i think it was the weed's fault too
[03:05:57] <jasassin> you smoke weed charon?
[03:06:10] <charon> not for 20 years or so
[03:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon, i vote up lotsa good stuffs
[03:06:46] <jasassin> weed just makes it really really hard to code, but it makes music sound better
[03:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> weed's for kids. you know, where the stupid will go unnoticed.
[03:07:22] <jasassin> yeah, no shit when I had the fucking NET: and it was Net: omfg
[03:07:25] <jasassin> so fucking stupid
[03:07:35] <jasassin> you saw that right when i did
[03:07:38] <charon> when i was in my 20s, i worked with a guy who had really good stuff, and it was fun. but every other time, it just made me feel stupid
[03:07:52] <jasassin> dood, i hate that part of it
[03:08:00] <jasassin> its cool if you are gonna watch some tv or listen to music
[03:08:04] <jasassin> if you want to code or think
[03:08:06] <jasassin> nope
[03:08:10] <jasassin> no
[03:08:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze at least only makes you act like a dumbass. don't actually make you stupid.
[03:08:25] * jasassin disagrees
[03:08:54] <jasassin> i can do the hard shit anymore
[03:09:00] <jasassin> can but wont
[03:09:05] <jasassin> i just pound brews
[03:09:07] <jasassin> i love beer
[03:09:11] <jasassin> my favorite is hamms
[03:09:17] <jasassin> cheap and robust
[03:09:18] <charon> i've always wanted to try acid, but not enough to actually find some
[03:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to get cron to stfu about successful runs. it's hogging up my syslog.
[03:09:28] <jasassin> you wont like it
[03:09:44] <jasassin> it makes you feel like you are choking and it lasts a long time like 14 hours for me
[03:10:04] <jasassin> the air turns orange and purpple eyeballs floating around
[03:10:06] <jasassin> fuck that
[03:10:11] <takyon> jassassin makes good drugs sound bad
[03:10:15] <charon> the coking part i could do without
[03:10:19] <charon> choking
[03:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamines++ ftw
[03:10:32] <Bender> karma - amphetamines: 12
[03:10:48] <jasassin> no wonder
[03:10:52] <jasassin> another crackhead
[03:10:55] <charon> heh
[03:10:56] <jasassin> why am in not surprised
[03:10:59] <jasassin> a meth coder
[03:11:03] <jasassin> geee.....
[03:11:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[03:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> prescription
[03:11:22] <charon> THM is too coherent to be a tweaker
[03:11:23] <takyon> prescription opiates!
[03:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't gotta take no ghetto meth. i got the real shit.
[03:11:32] <jasassin> wtf? you seeing dr strangelove?
[03:11:56] <charon> i care too much for my precious bodily fluids
[03:11:57] <jasassin> my doctor wouldn't prescribe me a fucking childrens tylenol
[03:12:08] <jasassin> goddamn florination of the water
[03:12:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> like right now i got enough that i could go on a right good shopping spree at bass pro if i sold them.
[03:12:18] <jasassin> contaminating our precious bodily fluids charon
[03:12:23] <jasassin> we have to put a stop to it now
[03:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd just be depressed for six months.
[03:12:44] <jasassin> that's why i only drink distilled water and grain alchohol
[03:12:45] <takyon> jasassin: a lot of doctors overprescribe, get kickbacks from pharma, etc. which is why there is a prescription drug "crisis" these days
[03:14:02] <charon> that's the american way, takyon
[03:14:21] <jasassin> hey takyon, you gotta love that little fucking manlet that upped the price of the eppibens like 500%
[03:14:24] <jasassin> that little manlet
[03:14:32] <takyon> martin shrikeli or w/e
[03:14:39] <jasassin> i'd like to soccer kick him off his segway
[03:14:48] <charon> the epipens was someone else. but yeah, they all do it
[03:15:00] <takyon> actually he raised the price of Daraprim
[03:15:07] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:15:08] <exec> └─ 13Martin Shkreli - Wikipedia
[03:15:20] <takyon> somebody threw shit at his face a couple of weeks ago
[03:15:22] <jasassin> they have a special place in hell set aside for him
[03:15:34] * jasassin rofl at takyon
[03:15:46] <takyon> I'm talking about literal feces too
[03:15:47] <charon> hah, and no one can say he didn't deserve it
[03:16:00] <jasassin> what a shithead
[03:16:33] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:16:34] <exec> └─ 13Martin Shkreli - Wikipedia
[03:16:40] <takyon> Shkreli was revealed as the winner of an auction for the Wu-Tang Clan album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin after the single copy of the album was sold via Paddle8 on November 24, 2015, for US$2 million to what was reported to be a "private American collector".[116] On December 9, 2015, Bloomberg Businessweek identified Shkreli as the purchaser.[102] In February 2016, he announced in an offer letter $10 million to become the sole owner of Kanye
[03:16:40] <takyon> West's album The Life of Pablo.[117][118] On February 12, 2016, Shkreli increased his offer for West's The Life of Pablo from $10 million to $15 million.[119] On August 5, 2016 he became a recurring guest on the Pardon My Take Podcast presented by Barstool Sports.[citation needed] In late October 2016, Shkreli claimed on his Twitter that he would release the album for free download if Donald Trump won the 2016 US presidential election and
[03:16:41] <takyon> would destroy the album if Hillary Clinton won.[120] He shared the intro and one track the day after Donald Trump became the President-elect.[121]
[03:17:12] <takyon> I remember this controversy, but didn't know he released a track 9 days ago. hilarious
[03:17:19] <jasassin> WOW
[03:17:25] <charon> so it was all the Kanye fans who voted for Trump
[03:17:31] <jasassin> hahahahahahahhaha
[03:17:35] * jasassin gives up
[03:18:30] <takyon> In January 2017, Shkreli's Twitter account was suspended after repeatedly tweeting about dating journalist Lauren Duca, and then sharing Photoshopped pictures of himself with Duca on his account.[122][123] In another Tweet, Shkreli had promoted "clovergender awareness", referring to a hoax trend of adults identifying as children, while also being sexually attracted to them.
[03:18:42] <takyon> banned on Twitter is a good sign of character these days
[03:18:58] <jasassin> OH MAN
[03:18:59] <charon> the lauren duca thing was more than a little creepy
[03:19:14] <charon> i heard about that as it was happening
[03:19:32] <takyon> I heard about it but didn't really dig too deep into it
[03:19:35] <jasassin> i was at a friends house... and there was this bitch about 25 or whatever and she talked like a baby
[03:19:40] <takyon> clovergender awareness is hilarious though
[03:19:47] <jasassin> creeped me the fuck out
[03:20:30] <takyon> if she tells you she's wearing a diaper, that's when you need to jump out of the nearest close window (break the glass)
[03:20:38] <charon> heh
[03:20:49] <jasassin> if you met this bitch you wouldn't think so
[03:20:51] <jasassin> nothing funny about this weirdo, and she snuck into his house in the middle of the night to pilfer some weed
[03:21:03] <charon> what the hell are you doing in #fite, jasassin?
[03:21:14] <jasassin> what?
[03:21:17] <jasassin> nani?
[03:21:19] <jasassin> que?
[03:21:27] <takyon> ^weeb
[03:21:31] <charon> <jasassin> oh no, jasassin, not this systemd shit again
[03:21:39] <charon> for 20+ lines
[03:21:59] <takyon> downward spiral
[03:22:09] <jasassin> doood
[03:22:16] <jasassin> its not me, its you
[03:23:08] <jasassin> it's tmb probably fucking with me
[03:23:11] <jasassin> fucker
[03:23:17] <jasassin> now i gotta recode brb
[03:23:31] <takyon> oh man the Trump story needs an update
[03:23:36] <takyon> https://www.nytimes.com
[03:23:37] <charon> again?
[03:23:38] <exec> └─ 13Trump Fires Acting Attorney General - The New York Times
[03:24:05] <takyon> happened about an hour ago, a couple hours after the acting head said the DoJ would not defend the policy legally
[03:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[03:24:22] <jasassin> oh no, jasassin, not this systemd shit again
[03:24:22] <jasassin> oh made mr plows weapon a systemd
[03:24:30] <takyon> this was the earlier story: https://www.nytimes.com
[03:24:32] <exec> └─ 13Trump Fires Acting Attorney General - The New York Times
[03:24:39] <charon> yeah, didn't see this coming at all. anyone who doesn't do as he says is a traitor
[03:24:39] <takyon> oh, they replaced the shit
[03:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea what you're going on about
[03:24:43] <takyon> the old headline was...
[03:24:55] <takyon> "Acting Attorney General Orders Justice Dept. Not to Defend Refugee Ban"
[03:25:13] <jasassin> TMB: the #fite channel
[03:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thou shalt not tell your boss to suck eggs.
[03:25:19] <jasassin> i gotta fix my shit
[03:25:33] <jasassin> Unless thou winest thine lotto.
[03:25:59] <charon> psssh, if your boss is wrong and you know it, of course you tell him. then you get a press release ready to tell everyone why
[03:26:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you wanna stay employed
[03:26:30] <jasassin> if i wont the lotto i wouldn't do much different
[03:26:34] <takyon> she was on the way out anyway
[03:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the proper response is:
[03:26:36] <takyon> "acting head"
[03:26:37] <jasassin> i hate going places, and i hate people
[03:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt take this job and shove it
[03:26:42] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:26:43] <charon> yeah, i'm betting she was prepared for the fallout
[03:26:51] <jasassin> i'd just get better beer
[03:26:57] <takyon> Yates will probably get mad props from well-connected liberals for taking a stand
[03:27:18] <jasassin> i'd buy every different beer in the world until i found the one i liked the best... then i'd drink that and ty-nant sparkling water exclusively
[03:28:01] <jasassin> i'd still live in my trailer house
[03:28:06] <jasassin> with all these scumbags
[03:28:13] <takyon> what style(s) of beer do you prefer jasassin? (other than "cheap" or "american adjunct lager")
[03:28:22] <charon> doppelbock
[03:28:43] <jasassin> well, i had a friend from sweeden send me a can of "bellmans" that was really good
[03:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't she the one who put the screws to whatzisface at the FBI to drop the clinton email case?
[03:28:51] <jasassin> i dont care for the jap beers that much
[03:29:00] <takyon> Asahi is pretty good
[03:29:06] <jasassin> no its not
[03:29:15] <jasassin> german beers are usually too skunky for me
[03:29:15] <charon> i thought that was Bill himself who supposedly did that
[03:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> met with her on the tarmac for like two hours, didn't he?
[03:29:51] <takyon> what you need is a Foster's.
[03:29:52] <jasassin> canadians have some good beers molson and shit, but like a st paulies girl
[03:29:53] <charon> memory hazy, must find source
[03:29:58] <jasassin> fosters is pretty good shit
[03:30:10] <takyon> jasassin has shit taste confirmed
[03:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not certain it was her. all doj chicks look alike to me.
[03:30:29] <jasassin> i like a fosters
[03:30:31] <charon> ~deplorable TheMightyBuzzard
[03:30:31] <jasassin> too expensive though
[03:30:32] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, you're deplorable!
[03:31:09] <jasassin> like 3 bucks a can
[03:31:17] <jasassin> not on my budget (non existant)
[03:31:48] <jasassin> i get a 30 pack of hamms from walmart, pretty good flavor $12.64
[03:32:06] <charon> i think it was Loretta Lynch
[03:32:09] <jasassin> usually lasts me 2 days
[03:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> PBR, bitches
[03:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a joke, yo
[03:32:37] <jasassin> Professional Bull Riding? Yeah I guess it's pretty cool... but
[03:32:37] <takyon> PBR came out with a "craft" ale recently. pretty funny
[03:32:46] <chromas> I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
[03:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like expensive beerses
[03:33:13] * jasassin congratulates chromas on an excellent reference
[03:33:28] <chromas> tmb made it first
[03:33:50] <jasassin> well fuck it then
[03:33:50] <chromas> I guess hipsters aren't the only pbr drinkers
[03:34:03] <jasassin> hipsteres drink pbr?
[03:34:06] * chromas steals da credit
[03:34:08] <charon> fuck PBR. it's piss
[03:34:08] <jasassin> dood, i dont even drink pbr
[03:34:10] <takyon> YES
[03:34:11] <jasassin> tastes like shit
[03:34:28] <jasassin> tastes like someone pissed in a can with some melted plastic
[03:36:03] * charon is not going to ask how you know that taste
[03:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> alaska amber or abita amber or duvel or lotsa stuff. unless i just mowed, then i'll drink a bud.
[03:36:14] <takyon> https://www.beeradvocate.com
[03:36:15] * TheMightyBuzzard shows charon pictures
[03:36:17] <exec> └─ 13Pabst Old Tankard Ale | Pabst Brewing Company | BeerAdvocate
[03:36:29] <takyon> I love me some Duvel.
[03:36:35] <jasassin> im going hamms
[03:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a devilishly good brew
[03:36:42] <jasassin> not hamms lite (blaaaashrhgh blarg)
[03:36:45] <jasassin> i like hamms
[03:36:47] <takyon> hard as a motherfucker
[03:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> them som bitches know how to brew over in Belgium
[03:37:05] <charon> i have half a case of sam adams varietals behind me but haven't drunk any in a while
[03:37:25] <charon> most good, some great
[03:37:40] <takyon> I think if you did an all grain brew with borrowed equipment, you might be able to make beer cheaper than the 30 pack of hamms for $12.64
[03:37:45] <takyon> not really sure
[03:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> sam's okay but after a while they all start tasting the same
[03:38:09] <jasassin> i love the effervescence of hamms, while enjoying it's robust flavor... frivolous, yet not too presumptuous
[03:38:24] <takyon> the Sam Adams beer portfolio is deeper than you can imagine TheMightyBuzzard
[03:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer good. foamy.
[03:38:31] <charon> frivolous? lol
[03:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, i dunno man. i tried at least thirty of their varieties.
[03:39:19] * jasassin winks at charon
[03:39:33] <charon> the pumpkin brew they made this past fall is spectacular
[03:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> but using similar amounts of the same hopps on multiple brews leads my mouth to start saying meh.
[03:40:45] <takyon> I like New Belgium as the Sam Adam's replacement. avoids that problem, and they have some really good regular brews like Snapshot
[03:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't tried em yet
[03:41:23] <charon> i will usually pick up a six of something i've never had. see what's new in the case.
[03:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be time for a liquor store run tomorrow.
[03:41:28] <takyon> get Snapshot
[03:41:30] <jasassin> belgian beer is pretty good, but its only a notch above hamms
[03:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay
[03:41:46] * TheMightyBuzzard pees in a can for jasassin
[03:41:56] <takyon> https://www.beeradvocate.com
[03:41:58] <exec> └─ 13Snapshot Wheat | New Belgium Brewing | BeerAdvocate
[03:42:01] * jasassin farts in a walmart bag for TheMightyBuzzard
[03:42:10] <charon> i tend towards browner ales and bocks. but an IPA is always good too
[03:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wheat. nah, it's winter. want something thicker. amber at least. maybe a porter.
[03:42:40] <jasassin> i went to one of those bars with like 200 different beers
[03:42:52] <jasassin> it took me about 25 tries to find a black ale i could handle
[03:42:57] <jasassin> most are too salty or bitter
[03:43:01] <charon> i like some porters but they are usual;ly to heavy for my taste
[03:43:15] <takyon> TMB: New Belgium's top selling beer is Fat Tire, an amber ale. It's ok.
[03:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> winter. gotta have a thick beer to keep you warm.
[03:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i seen that afore. i'll pick some up tomorrow.
[03:44:10] <charon> Banana, clove, coriander, yeast and buttered biscuit. A bit weak IMO.
[03:44:10] <charon> T: Delicious mixture of light banana and spices, with a biscuit yeasty finish. A bit of lemon, orange and citrus in there as well.
[03:44:30] <takyon> speaking of, I bottled my beer earlier this month and it's done now. ABV is pretty low, but it's alright
[03:44:37] <jasassin> yeah i'll get a 6xer maybe just a 2 bottle of that flat tire shit
[03:44:51] <charon> how much do you brew? just one batch at a time?
[03:44:53] <jasassin> i see that shit all around
[03:45:26] <takyon> charon: one at a time basically, but I have two buckets with airlock lids now. I have a blackberry mead in the bucket atm
[03:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always add extra sugar beyond the recipe. i like strong shat.
[03:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooooh
[03:45:44] <charon> never had mead
[03:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> mead is bad. ass.
[03:45:55] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[03:46:01] <takyon> it's great carbonated or uncarbonated
[03:46:07] <jasassin> yuck
[03:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[03:46:34] <jasassin> i do not enjoy the concept of drinking gruel
[03:46:46] <takyon> says the guy who drinks hamms
[03:46:53] <charon> touche
[03:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus is's muslim-friendly: https://www.youtube.com
[03:46:57] <exec> └─ 13It's made from honey - YouTube
[03:47:02] * jasassin burps a huge hamms burp all over the channel
[03:47:05] <takyon> it's gluten free
[03:47:27] <takyon> I think I'm going to do a hopped mead cuz why the hell not
[03:47:32] <jasassin> trump should ban that shit too
[03:47:33] <takyon> after that I dunno
[03:47:55] <chromas> make it a five star
[03:47:57] <chromas> binder
[03:48:09] <charon> i know almost nothing about brewing. do you follow a recipe or just make shit up?
[03:48:11] <takyon> jasassin: https://www.youtube.com
[03:48:13] <exec> └─ 13Stop it. Get some help. - YouTube
[03:48:30] <takyon> follow a recipe first, then experiment
[03:48:30] <jasassin> sorry bro
[03:48:34] <jasassin> i dont' do javascript
[03:48:38] <jasassin> can't do that
[03:49:24] <jasassin> maybe if youtube wants to use html5 like a series of normal though processes should occur then i'll watch it
[03:50:02] <chromas> if you're not getting html5 your browser might be brokwn
[03:50:09] <jasassin> one of the reasons (one of many) that i love soylentnews is that i can read it without shitty javascript
[03:50:36] <jasassin> well im using the newest chrome for linux, who knows maybe it is
[03:52:22] <chromas> Maybe the player uses js to load the html 5
[03:52:43] <chromas> paste the link into vlc
[03:52:49] <jasassin> i dont have to paste a link
[03:52:57] <jasassin> i just go to youtube with javascript turned off in chrome
[03:53:03] <jasassin> the fuckign webpage doesn't even show thumbnails
[03:53:45] <chromas> But if you do paste the link in vlc, it'll play
[03:54:10] <jasassin> yeah if i gave half a shit, i'd open a console and youtube-dl the link in a console
[03:54:13] <jasassin> but i dont
[03:54:32] <chromas> ooh, there's a vlc npapi plugin
[03:55:21] <takyon> that's been around for a while, right
[03:55:58] <chromas> Probably
[03:56:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fake News is About to Get Even Easier Than You Ever Dreamed - http://sylnt.us - max-headroom-lives
[03:56:53] <chromas> looks like mplayer doesn't do youtube links
[03:56:56] <jasassin> fucking nigger from a 1990's mcdonald commercial... you know man fuck you
[03:57:33] <jasassin> i try to be a nice guy
[03:57:39] <jasassin> but you just want to antagonize me
[03:57:40] <chromas> jasassin->troll() == success;
[03:57:43] <jasassin> fuck off
[03:58:29] <chromas> s/(.*)(;)/assert(\1)\2/
[03:58:29] <sedctl> <chromas> assert(jasassin->troll() == success);
[03:59:49] <jasassin> s/jasassin/chromas/g
[03:59:52] <chromas> https://www.popsugar.com
[03:59:53] <exec> └─ 13Healing Crystal Dildos | POPSUGAR Love & Sex
[04:01:34] <jasassin> takyon, you know you talk a lot of shit... i really wonder how you would feel about it if one of your family members had their leg blown off by a muslim terrorist
[04:01:50] <takyon> I don't exist jasassin
[04:02:16] <takyon> trolling me is not gonna work, especially when you have revealed how full of crap you are
[04:02:25] <jasassin> im not trolling you
[04:02:32] <jasassin> im just telling you you are fucked im done now
[04:02:43] <takyon> cool
[04:02:46] <takyon> allahu ackbar
[04:03:09] * TheMightyBuzzard wants a snackbar
[04:03:15] <takyon> aloha
[04:03:45] <jasassin> is he coming or going?
[04:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i can't read anymore. time to go to bed.
[04:04:17] <charon> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[04:04:18] * exec emphatically refactors a dongle of toecheese for TheMightyBuzzard
[04:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight charon
[04:04:25] * exec faithfully heaps a udp packet of Splode on charon
[04:04:28] * jasassin farts
[05:23:37] <jasassin> It's Fisher Prices new toy! Tickle Me Again and I'm Calling the Cops Elmo!
[05:26:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable 'Watches' to Monitor Your Blood Pressure - http://sylnt.us - pocket-watches?
[05:28:10] * chromas remembers the $X-me-elmo jokes from decades ago
[05:49:13] * jasassin accuses chromas of accusing kids to get off his lawn
[05:50:44] <jasassin> great now not only when people piss me off so bad im gonna have a heart attack, i got a samsung galaxy 7 strapped to my wrist exploding
[05:59:51] <jasassin> cough
[05:59:55] <jasassin> cough bullshit
[05:59:58] <jasassin> TheMightyBuzzard smites the everlovin crap out of jasassin with a 8======D (188)
[06:00:08] * jasassin coughs up a buncha fuckin bullshit
[06:45:58] <jasassin> just wait beatch, im gonna drop ya hook line and sinker
[06:57:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hungry Penguins Help Keep Car Code Safe - http://sylnt.us - tux-is-that-you?
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[07:13:19] <jasassin> if im not here somone punch that azumai azumi whatever the fuck in the most hurtfull place to punch whatever it is
[07:13:52] <jasassin> is this azumai hackaloogie even a real person?
[07:14:05] <jasassin> is this a joke? is this person serious or just a total fucking retard?
[07:14:52] <jasassin> i wonder what teet azuma has been suckling on
[07:15:22] * jasassin nestles up and kicks azuma to the hind teet
[07:16:57] * jasassin is almost willing to waive a few rights to sock that knobgobbler
[07:18:42] <chromas> Sounds racis
[08:25:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Find "Earliest Known Human Ancestor" - http://sylnt.us - how-did-it-fart?
[08:25:54] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
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[09:32:13] <jasassin> stir it or smoke it?
[09:32:19] <jasassin> on the next jeraldo
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[09:56:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars, Venus, Moon Conjuction on Tuesday - http://sylnt.us - the-cosmic-ballet-goes-on
[10:37:17] <FatPhil> damn, why did I not see anyone post this before: https://www.youtube.com ?
[10:37:18] <exec> └─ 13"INAUGURATION DAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration - YouTube
[10:39:36] <FatPhil> chromas: yeah, mplayer's a bit do-one-job-well rather than kitchen-sinky. Which isn't a bad thing. I use a little shell script that calls youtubedown, then mplayer, and then cleans up.
[10:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:47:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3167
[11:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said:
[11:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:20:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3168
[11:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitches
[11:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turkish Government to Remove Evolution From High School Curriculum - http://sylnt.us - god-is-pleased
[11:29:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:29:33] * exec sardonically duplicates the last bucket of gimlet for Bytram
[11:30:20] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:22] * exec transphobically hucks my butt of gold nuggets at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:23] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:30:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3169
[11:30:26] <Bytram> !uid
[11:30:26] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6486, owned by Thgzz-zz
[11:31:09] <Bytram> onlt 14 more to 6500, at one a day, we might reach it by the site's 3-year anniversary on (about) 2/14
[11:32:22] * Bytram has doctor's appt this am -- clean out dead stuff from my infection (cf: necrotic tissue and debridement)
[11:32:50] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: have any luck on threaded?
[11:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> busy yesterday. didn't have time to dive into it
[11:35:26] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:35:50] <chromas> firefox--
[11:35:50] <Bender> karma - firefox: -9
[11:36:42] <Bytram> I don't anticipate I'll have much time over the next couple days to do much of anything, but I would like to know when/if things have changed so I don't waste my time trying to test something that has NOT changed...
[11:37:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: please post something in #dev if you make any changes to the comment-handling code
[11:37:52] <Bytram> and, which server(s) that the change(s) can be found on
[11:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> will do. i might have time to play with it today but no guarantees.
[11:37:59] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> also going to be removing unnecessary dropdown options from the sorting dropdown.
[11:41:15] <Bytram> much obliged
[11:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> will only be 0/1(oldest first/newest first) left
[11:41:46] <Bytram> no "highest scores" ??
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't be done the way we pull them now
[11:42:01] <Bytram> not that I am asking for it, just confirming
[11:42:06] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:42:14] <Bytram> fewer permutations ... yay!
[11:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to go for efficiency's sake
[11:42:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:42:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:42:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 300
[11:50:38] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:50:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3170
[11:51:00] <Bytram> afk -- getting ready for work, etc. biab
[12:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:13:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 301
[13:01:03] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:01:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3171
[13:07:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dropbox's Paper Launch - http://sylnt.us - taking-on-the-800lb-gorillas
[13:16:17] <takyon> not even fit to throw in my journal: https://www.pcgamesn.com
[13:16:19] <exec> └─ 13AMD RX 490 briefly appeared as a suggested GPU for Fallout 4's new high-res texture pack | PCGamesN
[13:19:04] * AndyTheAbsurd waits for Microsoft Server Query Language Server Studio Management Studio to start up
[13:19:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> It took me less time to type that than it did for the program to start.
[14:00:12] <cmn32480> cripe... this guy has been gone for nearly 2 weeks... and I jsut got my first forwarded email from his acocunt
[14:02:03] <takyon> you're fired
[14:02:33] <takyon> you have 4 minutes, 37 seconds to clean out your desk
[14:06:29] <FatPhil> is that what Trump said to his (Attorney) General?
[14:06:44] <cmn32480> wasn't his attoryney general
[14:06:45] <FatPhil> No similarity with Stalin at all. Nope, not one iota.
[14:07:03] <cmn32480> or at least it wasn't his pick for it
[14:07:28] <FatPhil> Separation of powers implies that it's *the* attorney general, not a particular president's.
[14:07:33] <cmn32480> I'm frankly rather surprised that he even kept her on (or anybody else at that level) who was a holdover form the Obama administration
[14:07:47] <FatPhil> exactly, kill all the generals
[14:07:57] <FatPhil> asI said, no similarity with Stalin at all.
[14:08:02] <takyon> fatphil is fired up
[14:08:29] <FatPhil> I'm awake during the daytime, this is a rarity!
[14:08:35] <takyon> I guess calling him Stalin is what you do when his actions are legal
[14:08:45] <cmn32480> it is actually quite standard practice in our gov't for the top levels of cabinet leadership to be shown the door on change in party in the executive branch
[14:08:46] <takyon> heehee
[14:09:29] <cmn32480> it just generally doens't happen until the new cabinet secretaries are appointed
[14:09:33] <cmn32480> and confirmed
[14:10:28] <takyon> BBC just described it well
[14:10:39] <takyon> normal procedure is to voice concerns internally, then resign
[14:10:58] <takyon> she knew she would be fired for this, and that some successor would defend the policy
[14:11:10] <takyon> just an ego stroking exercise on her part
[14:11:26] <cmn32480> so she cna be painted as a martyr
[14:11:56] <cmn32480> but she got fired... so she gets to collect unemployment
[14:11:57] <takyon> she also didn't say that the policy was "unlawful", she said it was "unjust"
[14:12:08] <cmn32480> big difference
[14:12:15] <takyon> yup
[14:13:20] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[14:13:22] <exec> └─ 13FBI Releases Gamergate File
[14:14:07] <takyon> "this plan backfired big league"
[14:14:22] <takyon> because DoJ lawyers will be chilled from dissent, even internally
[14:16:59] <cmn32480> whose plan? the former Acting AG, or Trump?
[14:19:04] <takyon> acting AG
[14:48:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Removes Plugin Controls From Chrome - http://sylnt.us - next-they-will-kill-kenny
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[14:53:03] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[14:53:04] * exec democratically crossbreeds a ½ cup of superballs with janrinok
[14:54:54] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:54:56] * exec covertly poops an array of chromas' tossed salad for cmn32480
[14:55:06] <cmn32480> you win'
[14:55:17] <janrinok> how's tricks?
[14:55:31] <cmn32480> now bad... but I prefer not to pay for it
[14:55:48] <cmn32480> *not
[14:57:17] <cmn32480> hows things on your end?
[14:57:42] <janrinok> just ploughing my way through the comments on the DHS Ignores Judicial Ruling story
[14:59:21] <cmn32480> just for fun? glutten for punishment you are
[14:59:25] <janrinok> in 2002, Bin Laden promised that he would change America forever. Make Americans tear apart all that they have believed in, have stood for. Make them fearful in their own homes, to show them that they can be defeated. Looks to me as if he was right.
[15:00:11] <cmn32480> sure looks like it
[15:00:23] <janrinok> doesn't matter which side of the fence you are on - he is setting American against American
[15:00:55] <cmn32480> Civil War II - Bin Laden's Revenge
[15:01:11] <janrinok> when is it on general release?
[15:03:19] <cmn32480> unknown... but it should be a real blood and guts flick
[15:12:06] <FatPhil> Osama needs a catchy saying, maybe like arnie's "I'll be bach" - "I told you so"?
[15:15:25] <janrinok> I tried to contact him, but apparently he's gone fishing or something ...
[15:50:54] <cmn32480> I heard it was deep sea fishing... but I wonder what he is using for bait
[15:51:10] <janrinok> toes, fingers, that sort of thing
[15:52:59] <FatPhil> Not sure if Osama-Wan's ghost would need bait. Can't he just lift the fish out of the water using the force?
[15:55:01] <FatPhil> Having said that, the only guys from the middle east that I know well used to use explosives to fish. (true story)
[16:08:41] <cmn32480> probably practicing....
[16:16:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cassini Takes Close View of Saturn's Rings in "Grazing" Phase - http://sylnt.us - cassini-liked-it
[16:17:19] <FatPhil> Well, one of them was Christian, and the other Druz, by birth, so not the high-risk candidates.
[17:35:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ringing in 2017 With Updates to Our Google Voice Apps - http://sylnt.us - all-new-from-google
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[17:58:14] <mrpg> MEXICANOS IR HOGAR
[18:26:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> que?
[18:30:29] <mrpg> I'm just jumping in the xenophobia. americans, mexicans, romans, etc.ç
[18:30:41] <mrpg> aliens, supergirl go home!
[18:36:24] <mrpg> I'm gonna see supergirl before anything happens, bye.
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[19:17:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snooze Patterns Vary Across Cultures, Opening Eyes to Evolution of Sleep - http://sylnt.us - catch-some-zzzz's
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[22:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart Kills Amazon Prime-like Service, Expands Free Shipping - http://sylnt.us - new-purchasing-options
[22:40:24] <FatPhil> RIP John Wetton. The curse of King Crimson, after Lake last year?
[22:42:29] <charon_> well, over the years KC has had a lot of members
[22:42:47] <charon_> it's only over when Fripp gets it
[23:13:43] <takyon> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:13:45] <exec> └─ 13Flashy Intel sees the XPoint of solid state • The Register
[23:13:49] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:20:36] <takyon> https://www.vice.com
[23:21:10] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:21:12] <exec> └─ 13CPU Failures Hurt Intel's Bottom Line
[23:21:26] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[23:21:28] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: Lockheed talks up reducing F35 costs by at least ten percent
[23:21:37] <takyon> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:21:38] <exec> └─ 13Trump's visa plan leaks: American techies first • The Register
[23:22:58] <charon_> huh, if Lokkheed could lower costs by 10% why didn't they?
[23:23:13] <charon_> fuck cost+ contracts
[23:31:08] <chromas> ✡
[23:31:57] <charon_> ~deplorable chromas
[23:31:58] <exec> chromas, you're deplorable!
[23:32:16] <charon_> you think jews have a monopoly on greed, do you?
[23:33:50] <chromas> According to the internet they're behind Hillary, BLM and the holocaust
[23:34:02] <chromas> When has the internet ever been wrong about anything?
[23:36:16] <charon_> never
[23:36:21] <charon_> not once
[23:36:51] * chromas presses alt-right to move forward
[23:37:16] <charon_> i hear the internet likes people punching nazis
[23:38:05] <chromas> The internet likes all conflict. Hell, everyone does. Nobody wants to read a story without conflict. That would be boring, like real life
[23:45:09] <charon_> http://www.newyorker.com
[23:45:10] <exec> └─ 13Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich - The New Yorker
[23:46:18] <chromas> Invest your money in bullets and whisk(e)y
[23:46:27] <chromas> Everyone'll want that when the day comes
[23:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VLC Contacted by French Tax Authority Due to a "One-Way Endorsement" - http://sylnt.us - any-excuse
[23:49:58] <charon_> yep, it's the only thing worth picking up in Fallout 3
[23:59:27] * chromas still hasn't played that