#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-27
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[00:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrpg, just passing the computer for a moment. will look at your stuff tomorrow and see about getting it included in this update.
[00:07:21] <chromas> No such thing as too much computing time
[00:07:24] <mrpg> good
[00:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> is so. makes my brain go mushy.
[00:09:15] <chromas> That's what games and programming are for
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[00:18:30] <jasassin> hey man
[00:18:45] <jasassin> im no alfred einstein, but im not a complete dumbass
[00:22:28] <jasassin> im out. gotta go shopliftin some stuffs.
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[00:26:52] <mrpg> five finger discount
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[00:27:30] <jasassin> we live in a world where people blame Cookie Monster because their kids are obese
[00:29:31] <jasassin> its Cookie Monster, not Carrot and Celery Sticks Monster
[00:30:25] <jasassin> i blame it all on that little chomo elmo
[00:30:45] <mrpg> i blame parents
[00:30:49] <mrpg> and TV
[00:31:14] <jasassin> ever since that little red haired faggit came around sesame street went to shit
[00:32:03] <jasassin> parents are stupid
[00:32:20] <jasassin> you should see some of the things these kids nowadays say and do
[00:32:24] <mrpg> I read something somewhere: people had it rough when kids, so they want their children to be happy, but they raise weaklings instead of adults.
[00:32:34] <jasassin> interesting!
[00:32:47] <jasassin> fucked up, but interesting
[00:32:55] <jasassin> i believe you are right
[00:32:55] <mrpg> that's why they carry their bags to school
[00:33:40] <jasassin> i wonder...
[00:33:45] <jasassin> i think im a weakling
[00:33:56] <jasassin> i dont think i could live more than a week in the wilderness
[00:34:16] <jasassin> i watch that tv show fat fucks in the woods, i dont think i could do that shit
[00:35:48] <jasassin> TheMightyBuzzard: did you send me a howto on cleaning fish and a dried fish gravy recipe?
[00:35:53] <jasassin> goddamn i hate fish
[00:36:20] * jasassin pukes
[00:36:26] <mrpg> we dont have to survive in the wild, we are dogs not wolves, we are domesticated by electricity.
[00:36:39] <jasassin> the power of tesla
[00:37:10] <jasassin> mrpg have you ever heard of that quantum shit where if you see it it changes, but if you dont see it it stays the same?
[00:37:48] <jasassin> just the fact that a human being sees it changes it
[00:37:50] <jasassin> that is fucked up
[00:37:57] <mrpg> yes, observation something
[00:38:05] <jasassin> i cannot understand that
[00:38:22] <mrpg> observer effect - https://en.wikipedia.org(physics)
[00:38:24] <exec> └─ 13Observer effect (physics) - Wikipedia
[00:38:35] <jasassin> thansk man!
[00:38:42] <mrpg> welcome.
[00:39:56] <mrpg> I'll leave you all with this as a parting gift:
[00:40:00] <mrpg> http://www.alternet.org
[00:40:01] <exec> └─ 139 Terrible Things Trump Has Done in Just a Week | Alternet
[00:40:07] <mrpg> have fun bye :)
[00:40:52] <jasassin> so basically its a buncha bullshit
[00:41:12] <mrpg> it seems so
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[00:43:26] <jasassin> that is a shitty link
[00:43:29] <jasassin> stupid bullshit
[00:48:25] <chromas> Looks like the country's doing alt-right so far
[00:49:32] <chromas> "He threatened to bring in the feds con help contain the riots! He racis!"
[00:49:48] <chromas> s/c(o)n/t\1)/
[00:49:48] <sedctl> <chromas> "He threatened to bring in the feds to) help contain the riots! He racis!"
[00:50:05] * chromas failed sed school
[00:55:59] <jasassin> sed s/chromas/genius/g
[00:56:43] <chromas> That f'article has three whole comments
[00:56:47] <chromas> "The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power"
[00:57:01] <chromas> Do government leaders normally not have power?
[00:57:11] <jasassin> its stupid bullshit
[00:57:23] <jasassin> i saw the word venom after what i was reading and just started laughing and hit control-w
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[00:58:40] <jasassin> wonder why he posted such a stupid fucking link
[00:58:53] <chromas> To amuse you
[00:59:03] <jasassin> nah, he's butthurt
[00:59:05] <chromas> for teh lulz
[00:59:27] <jasassin> an attempt to get a rise out of me
[00:59:40] <chromas> that's where the lulz come from
[01:01:27] <jasassin> im gonna build a wall and shoot to kill
[01:01:44] <jasassin> i have no problem with trump, except he doesn't drink or some pot
[01:01:47] <jasassin> thats kinda fucked up
[01:03:19] <chromas> I read that GW also doesn't drink
[01:03:34] <chromas> We need more drinking politicians
[01:04:27] <chromas> We don't need a wall. Just give the National Guard a large drone budget
[01:05:09] <jasassin> chris christy doesn't give a shit about traffic jams, but if he couldn't make it to dunkin donuts there would be hell to pay
[01:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Congresspeople Ask FCC to Ditch Set-top Box Plan - http://sylnt.us - big-business-rules
[01:05:53] <chromas> that's not PC. Should be "congresspersons"
[01:06:06] <jasassin> chromas you watch tv? you got cable?
[01:06:19] * chromas is sad that spellcheck believes "congresspersons" is a valid word
[01:06:29] <chromas> just the internets
[01:06:45] <jasassin> you aren't missing anything
[01:07:04] <chromas> Who needs tv when I've got access to exabytes of porn?
[01:07:11] * jasassin agrees
[01:07:29] <jasassin> you know my internet went down for three days... first site i went to was redtube.com
[01:07:37] * jasassin laughs
[01:08:05] <chromas> start your own site
[01:08:08] <chromas> tubesock.ocm
[01:08:09] <chromas> com
[01:08:30] <jasassin> yeah and i could have the red hot chili peppers as the pic for a transparent background
[01:08:32] <chromas> Porn for masturbateurs
[01:08:45] <jasassin> you know when they came out with just socks rubber banded around their cock and balls
[01:11:55] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[01:11:57] <exec> └─ 13George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video) - YouTube
[01:12:52] <jasassin> excellent background music
[01:12:57] <chromas> #g trump your cat
[01:12:58] <MrPlow> https://www.instagram.com - "TrumpYourCat #JustDontTrumpAmerica 1.Brush your cat 2.Form the hair you brushed into a toupee 3.Place toupee on cat 4.Share w/ @trumpyourcat."
[01:13:28] <jasassin> bummber doesn't work without javascript
[01:13:34] <jasassin> no javascript allowed
[01:13:49] <jasassin> im hate javascript with a passion
[01:15:08] <jasassin> if redtube.com can work without javascript.....
[01:16:01] <jasassin> i never watch videos in chrome on youtube, i just click the link and use youtube-dl to pull it and watch it in my player
[01:17:00] <chromas> You can also open youtube links in VLC
[01:17:08] <chromas> drag the link into the window or paste the url
[01:17:08] <jasassin> huh, interesting
[01:17:17] <jasassin> i dont like vlc that much it uses way too much cpu
[01:17:32] <chromas> Are you missing a driver?
[01:17:35] <jasassin> no
[01:17:41] <jasassin> i tried it under windows and linux
[01:17:43] <jasassin> its the same thing
[01:17:48] <chromas> I've found that VLC uses far, far less cpu than the old flash players
[01:17:55] <jasassin> mplayer uses like 8% vlc uses like 50%
[01:18:28] <jasassin> s/like/approximately/
[01:18:28] <sedctl> <jasassin> mplayer uses approximately 8% vlc uses like 50%
[01:18:48] <jasassin> s/like/approximately/g
[01:18:48] <sedctl> <jasassin> mplayer uses approximately 8% vlc uses approximately 50%
[01:18:56] <jasassin> fucking awesome
[01:19:10] <chromas> I'm getting 1% cpu watching 720 video
[01:19:19] <jasassin> what kinda system you got?
[01:19:53] <chromas> fx 8120
[01:20:04] <chromas> nvidia something or another from years ago for graphics
[01:20:14] <jasassin> jesus no wonder
[01:20:26] <chromas> it's ancient
[01:20:36] <jasassin> about 8 times faster than mine
[01:21:29] <jasassin> i've got an intel e2180
[01:21:30] <chromas> oh wait, if I turn of "divide cpu by core count" it's 7% now
[01:21:33] <jasassin> what a peice of shit
[01:21:51] <chromas> and firefox is using 47% doing nothing
[01:21:58] <jasassin> WHAT?
[01:22:13] <jasassin> what a peice of shit
[01:22:19] <chromas> yeah. fuck firefox
[01:22:39] <jasassin> fuck dood install chrome
[01:22:40] <jasassin> fuck it
[01:22:57] <jasassin> got like 20 tabs open and using 0
[01:23:32] <chromas> I've got all the browsers installed
[01:23:35] <jasassin> you just blew my mind man
[01:23:52] <chromas> except the MS ones 'cause they ain't got no leenucks support
[01:23:58] <jasassin> leenooks
[01:24:37] <jasassin> my name is leenoos torvalds and i prounounce leenooks as leenooks
[01:25:48] <jasassin> curious, do you have any idea why firefox is using so much cpu doing nothing?
[01:25:53] <chromas> hm, closed the firewall config page and cpu dropped to 1%
[01:26:02] <chromas> fpos
[01:26:03] <jasassin> wtf
[01:26:14] <chromas> must be some shitty javascripts
[01:26:37] <jasassin> fuckin javascript to the rescue
[01:26:38] <jasassin> blah
[01:26:57] <jasassin> there is no reason to use javascript seriously
[01:27:09] <jasassin> i remember when the web was cool, before the crystal cracked... before javascript
[01:27:23] <jasassin> when the land was green
[01:27:49] <jasassin> people could eat what the grew... then javascript
[01:29:04] <jasassin> anyone on here that predates mosaic?
[01:29:46] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhh - define "predate mosaic" - you mean used a browser older than mosaic?
[01:29:47] <jasassin> i remember a long time ago, when i thought mosaic was just a stupid fad and ftp would rule the world
[01:30:02] <jasassin> i mean have been using the internet before mosaic
[01:30:07] <chromas> really no reason we couldn't do web over ftp
[01:30:08] <Runaway1956> Or, you mean was alive for a couple decades before mosaic
[01:30:29] <jasassin> i mean have been using the internet before mosaic
[01:30:46] <Runaway1956> First few times I got on the web, I didn't know or care what I was using, LOL
[01:31:00] <chromas> No. There was no internet back then. it was all engraved stone tablest
[01:31:20] <Runaway1956> I was just so awe-inspired that I was able to see stuff from hundred or thousands of miles away
[01:31:22] <jasassin> ok i think you guys might have down syndrome
[01:31:55] <jasassin> do retarded people know they are retarded?
[01:31:56] <Runaway1956> I'm so TRIGGERED, jasassin !!!
[01:32:19] <jasassin> #fite Runaway1956
[01:32:19] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[01:32:24] * jasassin snarls
[01:32:31] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[01:33:09] <jasassin> one of these days Alice...
[01:33:30] <Runaway1956> at least you've stopped calling me Shirley
[01:33:46] * jasassin cakles like a little sissy girl
[01:34:42] <Runaway1956> #smake sissy_girl
[01:34:43] * MrPlow smakes sissy_girl upside the head with a partridge in a pear tree
[01:35:09] * jasassin laughs
[01:35:49] <jasassin> and im the one smoking too much weed
[01:36:06] <jasassin> wtf/
[01:36:40] <jasassin> /weed/crack/g
[01:37:40] <jasassin> im gonna punch myself in the balls to make sure they still function
[01:38:00] * jasassin screams in pain
[01:38:07] <jasassin> well they used to function
[01:40:37] <jasassin> time to kill zombies
[01:40:49] <jasassin> afk
[02:28:01] <jasassin> too drunk to fuck
[02:28:21] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[02:28:23] <exec> └─ 13Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck - YouTube
[02:34:32] <jasassin> you give me head, it makes it worse... take out that fuckin retainer put it in your purse
[02:37:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Gambia: Ex-Ruler Yahya Jammeh 'Plundered Coffers' - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-pension,-not-plunder
[02:58:07] <jasassin> meh
[02:58:23] <jasassin> who hasn't thought about taking a dollar out of the donation plate?
[03:07:09] <jasassin> you know, i dont think god would miss it that much
[03:07:32] <jasassin> especially if ya hork a few bucks and buy a hamm sammich
[03:08:16] <jasassin> now if you follow islam they'll chop your had off for stealing the two dollars and behead you for eating pork
[03:10:41] <jasassin> people can eat their own poop, but they can't eat pork
[03:10:49] <jasassin> !bacon
[03:11:20] <jasassin> bacon++
[03:11:20] <Bender> karma - bacon: 323
[03:11:57] <jasassin> jasassin++
[03:12:00] <jasassin> hah
[03:38:48] <jasassin> hey anyone running a bot want me to email you my !ip code?
[03:38:57] <jasassin> IP: (77.24.22.10) Hostname: ip-77-24-22-10.web.vodafone.de Country: Germany Region: Bayern City: Landau Zip Code: 94405 Latitude: 48.6833 Longitude: 12.6833 Time Zone: Europe/Berlin
[03:38:58] <jasassin> !ip 77.24.22.10
[03:51:15] <chromas> Put it on github or bitbucket :)
[03:51:21] <chromas> be trendy, mang
[03:57:48] <jasassin> nah
[03:57:56] <jasassin> i dont know git that well
[03:59:50] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[03:59:52] <exec> └─ 13Rucka Rucka Ali - What the Black Says - YouTube
[04:05:16] <jasassin> im just a poser
[04:05:30] <jasassin> just a poser that read the first 5 pages of a perl book
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[04:05:59] <jasassin> IP: (104.207.24.2) Hostname: mlx-r1-static-104.207.24.2.wctatel.net Country: United States Region: Iowa City: Buffalo Center Zip Code: 50424 Latitude: 43.3919 Longitude: -93.9318 Time Zone: America/Chicago
[04:05:59] <jasassin> !ip 104.207.24.2
[04:06:55] <jasassin> never heard of that isp
[04:07:09] <jasassin> is it worth a shit? how much they charge?
[04:17:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peter Thiel Acquires NZ Citizenship and Large Property - http://sylnt.us - the-ancestral-hobbit-homeland
[04:20:10] <jasassin> when this leg heals im gonna break it off in your....
[04:20:32] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[04:20:33] <exec> └─ 13Adam Sandler- Toll Booth Willie - YouTube
[04:25:18] <jasassin> you're gonna die bitch!!!!! im comin outta the booth!
[04:31:43] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[04:31:43] <jasassin> i mitta pooped a widdle bit, but i didn't fart
[04:32:22] <jasassin> that'll be a dallah 25
[05:01:44] <jasassin> come foreth, drink from mine pimp chalice
[05:03:43] <jasassin> drinketh from the pimpest chalice
[05:14:30] <jasassin> i just heard a sound that makes me think porcealin was just shattered
[05:15:24] <jasassin> karma says if you live your life bad you will end up as porcealin
[05:16:22] <jasassin> and if you are lucky you will be shattered
[05:37:28] <jasassin> what the fuck is a left handed coffee cup?
[05:39:20] <jasassin> loop mode beatch
[06:18:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disqus Commenting System No Longer Free - http://sylnt.us - price-of-free-speech
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[07:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - James Comey to Remain Director of the FBI - http://sylnt.us - you're-not-fired
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[09:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Hack the Army' Program Nets 118 Bugs - http://sylnt.us - cheaper-than-hiring-people
[10:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human-Pig 'Chimera Embryos' Detailed - http://sylnt.us - manbearpig
[11:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:30:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3155
[11:31:12] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:31:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3156
[11:31:54] <cmn32480> speaking of coffee++ I shoudl go make some
[11:34:17] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:19] * exec figuratively liberates a 55 gallon drum of green eggs and ham from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:34:26] * exec emphatically pisses a stein of pocket cmn on cmn32480
[11:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oddly appropriate
[11:34:43] <cmn32480> you won
[11:35:51] * cmn32480 can't sleep... clown will eat me
[11:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole bart
[11:36:26] <cmn32480> my kids are too young for em to watch that anymore
[11:36:32] <cmn32480> *me
[11:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> headphones
[11:38:04] <cmn32480> true
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i think i can get some more fast out of displayThread rendering flat comments.
[11:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be some logic there i can skip since they're guaranteed to not be threaded.
[11:39:13] <cmn32480> likely
[11:39:26] <cmn32480> glad that print job is finally done
[11:39:51] <cmn32480> 8 cases... at 6 rolls each.... been runnign 3 feet from my head for 2 days
[11:40:25] <cmn32480> 329,201 linear inches...
[11:40:29] <cmn32480> sheesh
[11:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell you printing?
[11:41:44] <cmn32480> 3x2 serialized labels.... for a customer
[11:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[11:42:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, there's really not much more i can skip.
[11:42:28] <cmn32480> surprised
[11:43:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i could write a shorter sub that omits a few ifs but it wouldn't speed things up significantly.
[11:44:21] <cmn32480> how many people read in flat?
[11:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> more than read in nested
[11:45:42] <cmn32480> really?
[11:45:49] <cmn32480> but threaded is still king?
[11:47:19] <chromas> Wasn't nested a less retarded threaded?
[11:49:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> by far, yeah
[11:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, nested was a gimped threaded
[11:50:05] <cmn32480> gotcha
[11:50:43] * chromas testes the modes
[11:51:10] * cmn32480 smakes chromas in the modes while he testes
[11:52:04] <chromas> I guess I'm using the one that will die next year after the upate
[11:52:24] * cmn32480 hangs his head in a moment of silence
[11:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:52:39] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a paper football
[11:52:49] * chromas holds his breath for the next update
[11:53:02] * cmn32480 suggests against that course of action....
[11:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll just be getting pure css collapsy buttons. nothin to mourn.
[11:53:23] <boru> Heh: http://www.unicode.org
[11:53:24] <exec> └─ 13UTC 149 Draft Minutes
[11:53:34] <boru> 'Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.'
[11:53:45] <boru> [149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that
[11:53:45] <boru> just fell out of the light fixture.
[11:53:59] <boru> 'Meeting adjourned at 2:33 pm. '
[11:53:59] <boru> Mouse still at large.
[11:54:17] <boru> Unicode people do SFA at their meetings. QED.
[11:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, s/SFA/LSD/
[11:54:38] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <boru> Unicode people do LSD at their meetings. QED.
[11:54:47] <chromas> .htm? is this 1992?
[11:54:56] <boru> I wish.
[11:55:28] <chromas> I bet they have a CoC
[11:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> only explanation for including emojis while there are still unincluded alphabets.
[11:56:03] <chromas> They'll probably try to push Tolerance emojis
[11:56:15] <cmn32480> but but but EMOJIS!!!!
[11:56:38] <chromas> Why can't I create my own custom emojis dammit?
[11:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> create your own font and you can.
[11:57:05] <cmn32480> and the following day... tehy'll include it
[11:57:05] <chromas> I should be able to scribble my own pictures and then be able to send them on the internet. why has that not been invented yet?
[11:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> standards are for conformant bitches.
[11:58:03] * cmn32480 passes TMB a copy of the CoC
[11:58:19] <chromas> TMB doesn't accept that
[11:58:23] <chromas> he's a CoC blocker
[11:58:29] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[11:59:03] * TheMightyBuzzard puts on his Trojan helmet
[11:59:40] * cmn32480 notes taht there are no women in TMB 's house... we shoudl warn the roomie
[12:00:13] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:00:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3157
[12:00:16] <Bytram> sciatica--
[12:00:16] <Bender> karma - sciatica: -2
[12:00:25] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:00:27] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 21°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 81% - Friday cloudy (15°F:28°F), Saturday partly cloudy (14°F:26°F), Sunday mostly sunny (7°F:31°F), Monday partly cloudy (-3°F:18°F)
[12:00:30] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:00:31] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 36°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 62% - Friday partly cloudy (28°F:40°F), Saturday partly cloudy (27°F:38°F), Sunday mostly sunny (20°F:39°F), Monday partly cloudy (14°F:31°F)
[12:00:33] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:00:34] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 40°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 16 mph, humidity 58% - Friday cloudy (32°F:43°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (31°F:42°F), Sunday mostly sunny (24°F:42°F), Monday partly cloudy (21°F:36°F)
[12:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:00:39] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. High 46F. Winds W at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Generally sunny despite a few afternoon clouds. High 47F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph.
[12:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, cold again.
[12:00:49] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:50] * exec inadequately pukes a cloud of more cowbell on TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:53] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:00:54] * exec unjustifiably sets a recycle bin of dough by cmn32480
[12:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:00:59] * exec provocatively hangs a trigger warning sign about shippon of U-matic tapes on Bytram
[12:01:07] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:01:09] * exec hideously spews a D cup of Uranus on bytram
[12:01:13] <Bytram> ewww
[12:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram loses
[12:01:23] <Bytram> yep
[12:01:44] * TheMightyBuzzard plays with his cowbell
[12:01:45] <chromas> what about the tapes though?
[12:04:25] * Bytram sends tapes to recycle bin
[12:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're missing out on a chance to have festive streamers
[12:05:55] * chromas edits the registry to change the recycle bin's name to 💩
[12:06:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: data point for ya: when access as an AC, I *do* see all comments collapsed on: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:06:32] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:06:36] <cmn32480> What do you call a cow masturbating?
[12:06:47] <cmn32480> Beef strokin' off
[12:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, which browser?
[12:06:55] <Bytram> when I login as martyb on dev, no collapsing at all
[12:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> something buggered with your user settings then
[12:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> or cached content being served. log back in.
[12:07:33] <Bytram> Pale Moon Version 27.0.3 (x86) on Win 7 Pro (64-bit) (SP1)
[12:07:55] <boru> I really ought to finish my work on the BSD port.
[12:07:59] <chromas> Start a new browser profile
[12:07:59] <Bytram> just checked for PM updates; says I am up-to-date
[12:08:01] <boru> Of PM, that is.
[12:08:35] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that's what I did...
[12:08:39] <Bytram> Viewed page:
[12:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, i don't blame palemoon. i blame bytram.
[12:08:49] <Bytram> ~blame
[12:08:50] * exec points at Bytram
[12:08:52] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:08:55] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:09:03] <Bytram> logged in as martyb -- no collapsing
[12:09:07] <Bytram> logged out
[12:09:19] <Bytram> looked at page as AC with default thresholds
[12:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gots no idear what to tell yas. cannot reproduce.
[12:09:49] <Bytram> no collapsing
[12:10:09] <Bytram> that's with thresh:0 Break:0
[12:10:17] <Bytram> change to: thresh: 5 break 5
[12:10:31] <Bytram> click change
[12:10:39] <Bytram> see all comments collapsed
[12:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> article.pl or comment.pl?
[12:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> article
[12:11:05] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:11:21] <Bytram> log back in as martyb (who, by the way, submitted all the comments)
[12:11:41] <Bytram> see all comments expanded: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:11:43] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:12:01] <Bytram> martyb clicks [change] (justin case)
[12:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, i have a handle on what you're seeing.
[12:12:11] <Bytram> still same; no collapsed comments
[12:12:56] <Bytram> YAY!
[12:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[12:13:19] <Bytram> that you "have a handle on what I am seeing"
[12:14:09] * Bytram launches IE
[12:14:13] <Bytram> is an AC
[12:14:23] <Bytram> loads: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:14:26] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:14:29] <Bytram> sees all comments collapsed
[12:14:55] <Bytram> logs in as martyb
[12:15:12] <Bytram> all comments are expanded
[12:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need more testing, need to be able to reproduce.
[12:15:25] <Bytram> reproduced on both PM and on IE
[12:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but I can't reproduce.
[12:15:54] * Bytram logs out on IE
[12:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> which tells me something is buggered up with your user profile.
[12:16:22] <chromas> I see them all collapsed when viewing as AC in Firefox
[12:16:33] <chromas> Comment Below Threshold
[12:17:24] * Bytram logs into dev on IE as user bytram
[12:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish i knew where threshold and breakthrough logic was
[12:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zuckerberg Reconsiders Lawsuits Against Native Hawaiians - http://sylnt.us - undocumented-land-owners
[12:17:42] <Bytram> loads: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:17:45] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:18:10] <Bytram> Mydefault Th is -1 and Br is -1
[12:18:20] <Bytram> changes to thresh 5 break 5
[12:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nuff spam. i get it.
[12:18:37] <Bytram> works as bytram
[12:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> got one bit of logic i can check if i can find it
[12:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> but pj wrote it so i dunno where it is.
[12:19:40] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:20:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> here, try this one as martyb for kicks: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:20:28] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #11 - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH - Dev.SN
[12:20:31] <Bytram> so, it appears that it is NOT browser specific atm
[12:21:57] <chromas> What's the (1) for?
[12:22:11] <chromas> just above the first comment
[12:22:35] <Bytram> is clear as mud, but I believe it is to indicate that you are on page 1
[12:23:03] <chromas> I see. It gets a whole line to itself. Well it's new anyway
[12:23:27] <chromas> Paging is for commies
[12:23:37] <Bytram> wouldn't hurt to have a field name / label: Page:
[12:23:56] <Bytram> if there are multiple pages, then should be links to go to the pages other than the current one.
[12:24:00] <chromas> Your link shows the comments collapsed for me when logged in and AC
[12:24:21] <Bytram> thanks for checking!
[12:24:31] <Bytram> which browser are using and on what OS?
[12:24:51] <chromas> firefox 12,000 on arch linux
[12:25:14] <chromas> oh, 50.1.0
[12:25:44] <chromas> So's it ignoring the threshold settings in the url for you when logged in?
[12:27:52] <Bytram> when logged inas martyb (who posted the comments) worked okay as an AC and as user bytram
[12:29:21] <Bytram> I'm going to try and post a comment, using the API, as an AC
[12:29:35] <Bytram> biab
[12:31:41] <Bytram> need to set cookie info before referencing URL
[12:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, found the issue
[12:32:37] <Bytram> yeah?
[12:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is not a bug. your own comments always show expanded.
[12:33:02] <Bytram> why?
[12:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they're speshul
[12:33:18] <chromas> You can't hide from yourself
[12:34:04] <cmn32480> you can if you are schizophrenic
[12:34:26] <Bytram> is you is or is you are?
[12:34:44] <cmn32480> yes
[12:34:57] <Bytram> LOL!
[12:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying a couple changes then gonna smoke then gonna slap the new mobile css in there
[12:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> minor optimizations. shouldn't have any effect on anything but speed.
[12:38:44] <chromas> Do they mix with the theme csses?
[12:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for that typo
[12:39:02] <chromas> like does it make mobile vt100?
[12:39:54] <cmn32480> becha if fixes lcars
[12:44:22] <Bytram> ~define LCARS
[12:44:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03L-CARS: In the world of Star Trek, L-CARS is an acronym for "Library Computer Access and Retrieval System."
[12:44:28] <Bytram> ahhh
[12:50:36] <Bytram> !woop
[12:50:36] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[12:50:51] <Bytram> just posted a comment as an AC -- programatically.
[12:51:20] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:51:22] <exec> └─ 13Dev.SN Comments | test story to play around with
[12:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> LCARS ain't happenin
[12:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> too fiddly to bother with
[12:53:46] <cmn32480> for this update.. or ever?
[12:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever
[12:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone else wants to do it they're welcome but it's too much effort for me.
[12:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, i can't find my typo
[12:55:29] * cmn32480 tears just a little
[12:55:56] <cmn32480> I can make you a mew one if that helps
[12:56:03] * cmn32480 is a typoing expert
[12:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd somehow stuck a curly brace in randomly
[12:59:21] <cmn32480> was it short and curly?
[13:07:29] <Bytram> afk
[13:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[13:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, i can't use any of mrpg's work. he based it on live instead of dev and i do NOT want to manually merge two sets of changes to a css file
[13:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit
[13:31:28] <Bytram> likewise; I've got me a bug in my automation code and need more time to sort it out.
[13:31:45] <Bytram> but, need to go to doc to find out why meds ain't helping my sciatica
[13:31:51] <Bytram> laters
[13:36:27] <Bytram> meh... instead of the documented 10s, I'm waiting 12s after getting reskey on dev and it still complains "You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[13:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[13:36:56] * exec points at Bytram
[13:37:02] <cmn32480> you logged in or AC?
[13:37:08] <Bytram> ac
[13:37:12] <cmn32480> 30 seconds
[13:37:30] <cmn32480> I think
[13:38:00] <Bytram> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[13:38:02] <exec> └─ 13ApiDocs - SoylentNews
[13:38:27] <Bytram> "ten seconds are required between reskey creation and use so do a reskey creation call before allowing the user to enter data"
[13:38:49] * Bytram tries 15s
[13:38:53] <cmn32480> sorry.. I was thinking for posting
[13:39:33] <Bytram> nod nod; np
[13:39:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought you was going to the doc
[13:40:40] <Bytram> still didn't work with 15s
[13:40:50] * Bytram cranks it up to 31s
[13:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, i'm done for the day. going to goof some, maybe work on the bot.
[13:41:05] * cmn32480 wants to be right by accident so bad
[13:41:17] <Bytram> cmn32480: make 3 lefts
[13:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, just make a new account for the bot
[13:41:39] <cmn32480> i tried that... left me right where I wanted to be
[13:42:34] <Bytram> means I need yet another email addy
[13:43:33] <Bytram> and, by rights, I should be able to post as AC... I'll figger it out eventually.
[13:43:36] <Bytram> just not atm
[13:43:57] <Bytram> really gtg; laters -- may not be until tomorrow; depends on what happens at docs and with work.
[13:45:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massachusetts: Tens of Thousands of Drug Convictions to be Overturned After Fraudulent Lab Tests - http://sylnt.us - wheels-of-justice-grind-slowly
[13:49:42] * cmn32480 wishes custoemrs woudl leave him the hell alone
[14:30:29] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[14:30:31] <exec> └─ 13Sam Harris VS Jordan Peterson "What is True" 2017 - YouTube
[14:34:50] <alexbst> interesting.. I'm getting phished on some git-specific email addresses
[14:34:55] <alexbst> anyone else seen that ?
[15:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> alexbst, newp
[15:16:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Current Status of Sanctuary Cities - http://sylnt.us - Emma-Lazarus-would-be-proud
[16:47:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solid Metallic Hydrogen, Once Theory, Becomes Reality -- or Maybe Not? - http://sylnt.us - under-pressure
[18:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Starbucks Misses Revenue Estimates; Mobile App Orders Lead to Congestion, Store Redesign - http://sylnt.us - coffee++
[18:56:34] <mechanicjay> I've managed to make a submission! This should not be news, but I do it so infrequently, it seems like an occasion.
[18:58:34] <mechanicjay> ...and now I need an editor...damnit.
[19:13:07] <cmn32480> bin that POS
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[19:58:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lawsuit Against Snapchat Dismissed - http://sylnt.us - we-need-a-Snapchat-filter-filter
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[21:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Class Action Lawsuit Targets PACER Fees - http://sylnt.us - keep-up-the-pace
[22:24:23] <takyon> https://www.hpcwire.com
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[23:00:04] <chromas> from the fleshlights-ahoy dept
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