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[00:23:46] <jasassin> anyone know the best rechargeable AAA batter?
[00:23:58] <jasassin> i been trying to find a website
[00:24:17] <jasassin> i'd like to know if any independ people have tested them
[00:24:41] <jasassin> is energizer as good as duracell? is rayovak really shitty because its cheaper?
[00:24:57] <crutchy> dunno. most the good ones seem to be those custom l-ion
[00:25:08] <jasassin> i mean recharchable
[00:25:16] <jasassin> nimh
[00:25:54] <crutchy> i've used energizer for years
[00:26:01] <crutchy> bit expensive
[00:26:06] <crutchy> but they're ok
[00:26:37] <crutchy> duracell is cheaper than energizer here
[00:27:49] <crutchy> i would only use energizer chargers for energizer batteries
[00:36:53] <cmn32480> chromas - he has a moat!
[00:37:26] <cmn32480> jassassin - I use an off brand call ed Tenergy adn have been quite pleased
[00:37:47] <jasassin> hmmmm
[00:38:10] <cmn32480> but only the long life ones that hold a charge for a good long time.
[00:38:17] <cmn32480> the cheap ones discharge in about 30 days
[00:38:20] <jasassin> i looked at walmart a few hours ago (they were out of all the aaa) they wanted 10.96 for a 4 pack of engergizer and 10.97 for a 4 pack of duracell
[00:38:31] <crutchy> is it a coincidence that 'boat' rhymes with 'moat'? i think NOT!
[00:38:32] <jasassin> yeah im reading about it now
[00:38:57] <jasassin> panasonic eneloop looks like the way to go (not the pro)
[00:39:11] <cmn32480> tenergy
[00:39:59] <crutchy> not as good as elevenergy
[00:40:06] <cmn32480> https://smile.amazon.com
[00:40:32] <cmn32480> available form Amazon.... like everythign else in this world
[00:41:33] <cmn32480> they also sell packages of different kinds if you need different sizes
[00:41:53] <crutchy> remember when amazon sold books?
[00:42:03] <crutchy> like, real ones?
[00:42:07] <cmn32480> Amazon used to sell books?
[00:42:15] * cmn32480 check his ancient history file
[00:43:35] <cmn32480> sonofabitch... they did
[00:44:09] <cmn32480> "In the beginning times, the first major online bookseller was a small site named Amazon.com"
[00:45:19] <crutchy> and thenceforce became the bad guy in "you've got mail"
[00:45:23] <jasassin> tenergy: I bought two packages of these batteries a few months ago, now after 10-15 cycles, more than half of them don't work at all. I'/m using a Tenergy charger which I bought from the same seller. I put 12 of them into the charger for 8+ hours, and four or five of them don't even register. They are completely dead, completely unusable. I don't know how there are so many good reviews for this product, unless they're getting them
[00:45:23] <jasassin> from another seller. I contacted the seller, and after about a month of emails back and forth, they said they'd send me an RMA to return them. I never got it. But it wouldn't matter, because now I have even more dead batteries. This product is garbage. If you really want some good batteries. Probably best not to buy them online, and certainly not this brand.
[00:46:23] <cmn32480> I've had the same sets for years. they are what runs the remotes on my Wii
[00:46:55] <jasassin> hmmm...
[00:47:10] <cmn32480> my evidence, like any review is anecdotal
[00:48:37] <mechanicjay> LOL @ people
[00:49:24] <jasassin> my fucking walmart... damn i gotta skeevy walmart
[00:49:26] <mechanicjay> there is this new program starting who were consulting with on their startup infrastructure. They seem to think they can hire 1 IT manager and just put all their stuff "in the cloud".
[00:50:03] <jasassin> then they'll sue him for millions when he wont give the password!!!
[00:50:13] <cmn32480> if it is in the cloud, you don't need people to manage it... it works by fucking magic, right?
[00:50:24] <cmn32480> Unicorns and rainbows... and pooping ice cream
[00:50:59] <crutchy> that only works if the 1 IT guy is a linux geek
[00:51:09] <jasassin> hah geek
[00:51:17] <crutchy> otherwise you need an office full of it guys to manage 1 windows server
[00:51:35] <jasassin> who came up with the word geek?
[00:51:36] <cmn32480> I disagree
[00:51:46] <cmn32480> I manage a whole bunch of windows servers
[00:51:51] <cmn32480> by my slef
[00:51:52] <crutchy> dunno. isn't a geek like a wanna-be nerd?
[00:52:01] <crutchy> cmn32480, yeah but you're a linux geek?
[00:52:12] <jasassin> nah, just a geek
[00:52:22] <crutchy> heh
[00:52:34] <crutchy> windows stuff is always fucking up where i work
[00:52:37] <cmn32480> crutchy - I can't even spell Linex
[00:52:45] <crutchy> loonucks?
[00:52:47] <jasassin> leenooks
[00:53:05] <cmn32480> 'zactly
[00:53:15] <crutchy> when it comes to winduz i just play dumb
[00:53:18] <cmn32480> exec is only running 'cuz I leave that box the hell alone!
[00:53:33] <cmn32480> winduz plays dumb too
[00:53:41] <crutchy> that's pretty much how lunooks works :p
[00:53:55] <jasassin> you guys ever listen to the .au file that was shipped with slackware? it was uncompressed you could cat it to /dev/audio and it was leenoos... he says hello this is leenooos torvalds and i prounounce leenooks as leenooks
[00:53:56] <crutchy> set it up so it works... then don't fuck with it
[00:53:58] <jasassin> so funny
[00:54:27] * cmn32480 isn't good enough to play with stuff like slacware
[00:54:29] <jasassin> now he calls it linux
[00:54:41] <jasassin> lin-uhx
[00:54:58] <jasassin> i call it leenooks
[00:55:12] <crutchy> slackware is what happens when a gentoo beardy puts a redhat on and fucks a stegosaurus
[00:55:36] <jasassin> slackware is what happens when you dont want to be able to compile anything
[00:56:19] <cmn32480> so....... out of my league
[00:56:34] <cmn32480> but I'm honest about it.
[00:56:45] <cmn32480> I'm a linux noob...
[00:56:59] <jasassin> well you know package dependances?
[00:57:00] <cmn32480> play a littel when I got time.. but not much more than that
[00:57:02] <jasassin> dependencies?
[00:57:09] <cmn32480> i understand the concept
[00:57:11] <jasassin> in slackware there is no such thing
[00:57:24] <jasassin> so if you install something that doesn't have something it just doesn't work and shoots out an arcane message
[00:57:33] <cmn32480> sounds lfun
[00:57:52] <jasassin> really fuckin fun when you're trying to get shit to compile
[00:57:56] <jasassin> its a nightmare
[00:58:19] <cmn32480> sorry... my /sarcasm tag is borked
[00:59:17] <jasassin> just thinking about slackware pissed me off... gonna go play left4dead 2 and take out my agression on some poor zombies
[00:59:27] <jasassin> smoke some weed and kill some zombies
[00:59:29] <jasassin> fuck you slackware
[01:00:07] <cmn32480> both my linux boes at work are Ubuntu
[01:00:46] <jasassin> !ip 64.57.102.36
[01:01:07] <jasassin> IP: (64.57.102.36) Hostname: connie.slackware.com Country: United States Region: California City: Sacramento Zip Code: 95822 Latitude: 38.5137 Longitude: -121.4979 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[01:01:07] <jasassin> !ip 64.57.102.36
[01:05:15] <charon_> ewwwwbuntu
[01:05:38] <jasassin> you make it sound gross
[01:06:19] <jasassin> ok afk
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[01:14:21] <cmn32480> oh lord charon_ is back... god help us all
[01:14:53] <charon_> i never left... i am always here
[01:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Martin Shkreli Points Fingers at Other Pharmaceutical Companies - http://sylnt.us - the-enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend,-right?
[01:17:10] <cmn32480> ever present and the opposite of omnipotent
[01:18:50] <charon_> except when i'm struggling to stay awake
[01:19:21] <cmn32480> #yt weird al trigger happy
[01:19:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:51] <cmn32480> on the up side of life we found the tub that contains all the electronics for the pinewood derby track for the cub scout pack
[01:25:02] <chromas> #yt trigger happy tv
[01:25:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:25:13] <charon_> good. eyeballing it would cause dissent
[01:25:25] <cmn32480> not dissent... chaos
[01:25:57] <cmn32480> it;s verra ugly
[01:26:04] <charon_> the track?
[01:26:30] <cmn32480> no.. not having electronic scoring
[01:26:37] <cmn32480> looks like it is in good shape
[01:26:46] <cmn32480> they are all aluminum now
[01:27:12] <cmn32480> when I was a kid.. they were wood
[01:27:53] <charon_> wait, the cars are aluminum?
[01:28:04] <cmn32480> the track knucklehead
[01:28:18] <charon_> quit using ambiguous antecedents
[01:28:38] <cmn32480> the cars are still wood
[01:28:41] <charon_> ok
[01:29:20] <charon_> my son quit scouts a couple years ago, but i made cars with him a couple times
[01:30:36] <cmn32480> it'll be a good time
[01:30:45] <cmn32480> providing the track works right
[01:31:27] <charon_> next level trolling, make the track in the shape of a brachistochrone
[01:32:30] <cmn32480> i'll be happy if the damn cars don't jump the track
[01:33:07] <charon_> aren't there ridges for each car to stay in its own section?
[01:34:15] <cmn32480> there are... but if the sections of the track don't line up right, you get cars going airborne
[01:45:44] <charon_> pinewood airport
[01:47:45] <cmn32480> wings bitches!
[01:58:49] <jasassin> man i just bought some tomatoes you would not want thrown at your head in the stocks
[01:59:29] <jasassin> these puppies would probably brain ya
[02:00:26] <jasassin> you would not want a jackass like ghallagar around when you are in stocks, the fuckin idiot would probably be throwing watermelons at you
[02:02:40] <jasassin> !define brachistochrone
[02:02:47] <jasassin> ~define brachistochrone
[02:02:48] <exec> brachistochrone: unable to find definition
[02:03:16] <jasassin> ~define brachistochrone
[02:03:17] <exec> brachistochrone: unable to find definition
[02:03:59] <jasassin> ahhh
[02:04:06] <jasassin> heh the first thing i thought was why not straight down
[02:04:10] <charon_> more correctly, tautochrone https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:04:12] <exec> └─ 13Tautochrone curve - Wikipedia
[02:04:17] <charon_> though they are the same curve
[02:04:41] <charon_> work time over, laters
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[02:19:50] <jasassin> isn't it weird sometimes, you look at the clock and then do your job and then look at the clock and its only been like 15 minutes and you tihnk its time to go home
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[02:32:49] <jasassin> nobody said anything about triangles
[02:33:21] <cmn32480> what about cowbell? can we use cowbell instead of a triangle?
[02:45:47] <jasassin> no
[02:46:46] <jasassin> #fite cmn32480
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[02:54:25] <jasassin> reboot
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[02:56:33] <chromas> That's systemctl reboot to you!
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[03:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake jasassin
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[07:04:44] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
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[07:05:48] <crutchy> ~say #fite jasassin
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[07:05:49] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
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[07:09:15] <jasassin> oh no, jasassin not this systemd shit again
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[07:10:14] <jasassin> #fite Web_weasel
[07:10:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:10:18] <MrPlow> #fite Web_weasel falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[07:10:26] <jasassin> #fite x0908d3b2
[07:10:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:10:40] <MrPlow> #fite x0908d3b2 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[07:10:41] <jasassin> #fite xuser
[07:10:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:10:45] <MrPlow> #fite xuser falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[07:10:58] <jasassin> #fite Aphrodite
[07:10:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:10:58] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[07:11:07] <jasassin> #fite Deucalion
[07:11:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:11:07] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[07:12:36] <jasassin> and alexander wept
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[07:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Formula 1 Will Change With Chase Carey at the Wheel - http://sylnt.us - Bye-Bye-Bernie
[07:27:39] <jasassin> yawn
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[08:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - D-Wave Announces Availability of a ~2,000 Qubit Machine and a Customer for It - http://sylnt.us - not-quebert
[10:27:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Space Junk Could Take Out a European Satellite This Week - http://sylnt.us - caution-space-debris
[11:32:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:32:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3154
[11:58:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arch Linux Preparing To Deprecate i686 Support - http://sylnt.us - all-the-world's-a-Cray
[12:03:27] <jasassin> rhubarb with sugar or rhubarb with salt?
[12:03:34] <jasassin> i go salt all the way
[12:03:45] <jasassin> people that eat rhubarb with sugar piss me off
[12:04:38] <jasassin> #fite Aphrodite
[12:04:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:04:48] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:01] <jasassin> #fite Deucalion
[12:05:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:05:06] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:08] <jasassin> #fite charon
[12:05:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:05:12] <MrPlow> #fite charon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:16] <jasassin> #fite CoolHand
[12:05:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:05:26] <MrPlow> #fite CoolHand falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:27] <jasassin> #fite cosurgi
[12:05:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:05:38] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:38] <jasassin> #fite Fnord666
[12:05:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:05:49] <MrPlow> #fite Fnord666 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:05:50] <jasassin> #fite mechanicjay
[12:05:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:06:08] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:06:09] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[12:06:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:06:13] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:06:18] <jasassin> #fite SirFinkus
[12:06:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:06:35] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:06:35] <jasassin> #fite takyon
[12:06:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:06:44] <MrPlow> #fite takyon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:06:45] <jasassin> #fite tachyon
[12:06:45] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see tachyon
[12:06:54] <jasassin> #fite alexbest
[12:06:54] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see alexbest
[12:07:07] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[12:07:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:07:26] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:07:26] <jasassin> #fite #AndyTheAbsurd
[12:07:26] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see #AndyTheAbsurd
[12:07:45] <jasassin> #fite AndTheAbsurd
[12:07:45] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see AndTheAbsurd
[12:07:51] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
[12:07:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:07:56] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:07:57] <jasassin> #fite arti
[12:07:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:08:09] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:08:10] <jasassin> #fite arti|work
[12:08:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:08:28] <MrPlow> #fite arti|work falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:08:31] <jasassin> #fite Azrael_
[12:08:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:08:38] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael_ falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:08:48] <jasassin> #fite Bender
[12:08:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:08:49] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:08:57] <jasassin> #fite Booga1
[12:08:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:09:18] <MrPlow> #fite Booga1 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:09:18] <jasassin> #fite boru
[12:09:18] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[12:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake jasassin
[12:09:28] * MrPlow smakes jasassin upside the head with a paternity suit
[12:09:36] <jasassin> #fite MrPlow
[12:09:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:09:43] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[12:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> stop fiting idle people. you ping them and it pisses them off.
[12:09:54] <jasassin> wah a fucking wah
[12:09:58] <jasassin> cry me a river
[12:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Tachyon already left cause of it
[12:10:04] <jasassin> make me a stradavrius
[12:10:05] <jasassin> stfu
[12:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay then
[12:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:10:19] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:10:40] <jasassin> that wasn't what i said
[12:10:46] <jasassin> thats fucked
[12:11:11] <jasassin> thats worse than \c not working
[12:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer chappin a lot of asses. i'd prefer ya not do it using my bot.
[12:11:26] <jasassin> wtf?
[12:11:57] <jasassin> i thought it was a game to play
[12:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas why me n chromas n bytram only fite the bots for leveling. or people who play themselves.
[12:12:25] <jasassin> i dont understand
[12:12:29] <jasassin> what is your point
[12:12:54] <jasassin> just tell me
[12:12:58] <jasassin> dont play that anymore
[12:13:03] <jasassin> dont do this dont do that
[12:13:04] <jasassin> do this do that
[12:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you say someone who's idle and doesn't want to play's name it pings them. this annoys them.
[12:13:22] <jasassin> i do not understand
[12:13:26] <jasassin> i do not ping anyone
[12:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't have nick alert in your client?
[12:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes beep, makes the window flash?
[12:13:56] <jasassin> i do not know that oh no
[12:13:58] <jasassin> hell no
[12:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> most folks do cause they want to know if someone's talking to them.
[12:14:31] <jasassin> why does me typing #fite make them mad?
[12:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can see how this would cause a prollem?
[12:14:40] <jasassin> no
[12:14:45] <jasassin> i really do not understand
[12:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like randomly dialing phone numbers then hanging up.
[12:15:16] <jasassin> why?
[12:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> they go to answer and it's nothing but it still made them stop and look.
[12:16:03] <jasassin> so i am making somone look at something or somethign like that?
[12:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> also possibly covering up someone actually talking to them
[12:16:46] <jasassin> then why is #fite there?
[12:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's fun when used properly. that's just a design flaw. new version you're gonna have to be auth'd with nickserv and have registered or started a fite yourself to play.
[12:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> opt in instead of opt out.
[12:18:13] <jasassin> so in other words, pointless
[12:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's a game. it's pointless anyway.
[12:18:39] <jasassin> pointless to the point noone will ever access the code
[12:18:41] <jasassin> stupid
[12:18:46] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[12:19:10] <jasassin> oh well
[12:19:13] <jasassin> i had fun with it
[12:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> bots will all be hand-registered. me n chromas and bytram n whoever else wants to play will be on the scoreboard.
[12:19:17] <jasassin> props nigger
[12:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> needed to shut him down anyway for an update, so i'll go do that.
[12:20:15] * jasassin builds a wall to keep TheMightyBuzzard out
[12:20:32] * jasassin makes Mexico pay for it
[12:21:35] <jasassin> all the code will bust
[12:21:51] <jasassin> you'll be like... now what .pm do i need ffs
[12:22:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, mrplow is in Rust nowadays.
[12:22:23] <jasassin> hey tmb got a sweet perl book
[12:22:27] <jasassin> fag
[12:22:41] <jasassin> dood, that is so gayness
[12:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl takes up too much ram to run bots in it on production servers
[12:22:52] <jasassin> hahahahahah
[12:23:01] * jasassin cackles like a little bitch
[12:23:27] <jasassin> made me laugh man
[12:23:54] <jasassin> gotta have it all in rust, like 20 extra lines of shit to do a printf
[12:23:58] <jasassin> oh i love rust
[12:24:05] <jasassin> FUCK RUST
[12:24:48] <jasassin> perl is ok, but i am losing faith quickly
[12:25:02] <jasassin> it all depends so much on other code and its so wonky
[12:25:18] <jasassin> if you use straight perl you are ok... include some modules and have fun
[12:25:22] <jasassin> flip a coin
[12:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> rust's kinda fun. low enough you get tight code but don't let you overflow a variable like C
[12:25:54] <jasassin> i hear that
[12:26:01] <jasassin> but i dont have to worry about that
[12:26:13] <jasassin> you already taught me more than i know of programming
[12:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i HAD to use perl for a bot i'd use the xs loader to pull in C libraries for IRC and most everything else.
[12:26:28] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[12:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing networking libraries in perl is fucked up.
[12:26:45] <jasassin> its really easy
[12:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do not want a bot that doesn't even have any functions to take up 40MB
[12:26:55] <jasassin> easier than c
[12:27:11] <jasassin> shit it takes me two pages of code to send one udp packet in c
[12:27:13] <jasassin> wtf dood
[12:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not on a SN server that had been running short of ram.
[12:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i need nicotine. back in 10
[12:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:27:40] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 296
[12:27:43] <jasassin> how much ram?
[12:27:56] <jasassin> dood i already mailed yo usome ram
[12:28:04] <jasassin> i got 4 gigs now
[12:28:16] <jasassin> and i can run vm 1ith 1 gig
[12:28:50] <jasassin> i finally found out how to max my system... 2 virtual machines with 1GB each and i got 4GB total that makes the system shit
[12:28:57] <jasassin> i need a system with more ram
[12:29:09] <jasassin> my system only uses 4GB
[12:29:21] <jasassin> i wish i had one of those fance systems with like 64GB
[12:29:26] <jasassin> that would be so fucking awesome
[12:29:41] <jasassin> you know i was thinking about it....
[12:29:59] <jasassin> what kind of systems do they have to make all these virtual machines?
[12:30:03] <jasassin> seriously!
[12:30:12] <jasassin> must be so much heat and so many racks
[12:30:13] <jasassin> damn
[12:30:35] <jasassin> i wonder what the TDP is on soylentnews
[12:30:42] <jasassin> seriously
[12:30:44] <jasassin> i really wonder
[12:31:34] <jasassin> hey tmb you alive?
[12:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, was out smoking
[12:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow runs on a SN server, not one of mine.
[12:33:51] <jasassin> do you need all these servers to run sn?
[12:33:56] <jasassin> that is my question?
[12:33:59] <jasassin> no /
[12:34:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, more or less yeah. otherwise we run into downtime a lot more often and load problems.
[12:34:25] <jasassin> couldn't soylent news run off a server with like 32 megs of ram with all the db and shit
[12:34:27] <jasassin> serioulsy
[12:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, 512MB minimum.
[12:35:05] <jasassin> im just saying couldn't soylent news run off one computer with all the shit you use
[12:35:07] <jasassin> right?
[12:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically yes. there would be big problems with that though.
[12:35:42] <jasassin> please extrapolate
[12:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now we got a load balancer(with a spare backup) up front. it tells you which web frontend to hit so one server don't take the whole load and so we can down one without the site going down if necessary.
[12:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have two db boxes running mysql-cluster so if we need to down one or one crashes we don't lose the site as well.
[12:37:31] <jasassin> my god that sounds like an admin nightmare
[12:37:34] <jasassin> sorry man
[12:37:37] <jasassin> wozzers
[12:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> that much is easy
[12:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes for much adminy happiness.
[12:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause shit don't go down like ever.
[12:38:30] <jasassin> how do you access the system is it with an rdp like system or ssh?
[12:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell we had a db node down for who knows how long recently and never noticed.
[12:38:35] <jasassin> i have no idea how that works
[12:39:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have a staff server what holds internal staff stuff like our own instance of SN for internal news, ssh logins, whatever we use instead of LDAP, and a staff version of apache for our personal use.
[12:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> then we have beryllium what serves up the wiki, irc, and all other public-facing stuff what ain't the core website.
[12:39:57] <jasassin> so the staff apache is for testing like we did in the #test?
[12:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> then we have a dev box what is for to break.
[12:40:15] <jasassin> oh the dev box is that
[12:40:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:40:28] <jasassin> i could definitely break that
[12:40:38] <jasassin> look at my shitty code
[12:40:44] <jasassin> you got a pastebin or something
[12:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> have at it. sub a bug report if you do. dev.soylentnews.org
[12:40:50] <jasassin> i don't even know how to use pastebin
[12:40:51] <jasassin> so stupid
[12:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> use github. easy.
[12:41:11] <jasassin> no
[12:41:16] <jasassin> its not that important
[12:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow is in github and he's not important
[12:41:32] <jasassin> oh ffs
[12:42:01] <jasassin> yeah i dont knowhow to use git that much chromas helped me out with it
[12:42:06] <jasassin> just to get a diff from all the changes
[12:42:13] <jasassin> i know dick about git
[12:42:43] <jasassin> i can do a git pull
[12:42:53] <jasassin> and a git diff 83838..38992 etc
[12:43:00] <jasassin> thats about it
[12:43:05] <jasassin> i don't reall get git
[12:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> git's easy man. you only gotta know like 3 commands
[12:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe five
[12:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you fuck shit up then you gotta google
[12:44:11] <jasassin> yeah solving the rubics cube only takes 8 algo
[12:44:27] <jasassin> that doesn't mean its easy
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[12:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[12:44:44] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[12:44:48] <jasassin> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:44:48] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[12:45:16] <jasassin> meh
[12:45:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> !join #fite
[12:45:16] <Bender> done - join
[12:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, now ya can at least do SOME fiting
[12:46:00] <jasassin> #fite my cock and balls
[12:46:00] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[12:46:21] <jasassin> #fite against the machine
[12:46:21] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
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[12:47:48] <jasassin> works
[12:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, bugged line gone
[12:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, strip run on the binary
[12:48:10] <jasassin> what code is it?
[12:48:30] <jasassin> perl?
[12:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, rust
[12:49:06] <jasassin> #fite Aphrodite
[12:49:06] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[12:49:34] <jasassin> meh
[12:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have made it so ya could fite in privmsg but oh well
[12:49:56] <jasassin> dood
[12:50:01] <jasassin> it was fine the way it was
[12:50:06] <jasassin> just buncha bullshit
[12:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it already caused one person to bail on the server
[12:50:34] <jasassin> why? its just a stupid game
[12:50:35] <jasassin> wtf/
[12:50:38] <jasassin> why?
[12:50:44] <jasassin> why did they bail?
[12:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's annoying spam to some folks.
[12:50:46] <Booga1> Noise is a distraction and annoying.
[12:50:50] <jasassin> bah
[12:51:10] <jasassin> on a goddamn chat channel with nothing going through it
[12:51:15] <jasassin> and they quit
[12:51:23] <Booga1> Some folks have a hard enough time dealing with the non-linear aspect of IRC that they don't like to use it at all.
[12:51:24] <jasassin> jesus, what silent room do they go to?
[12:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ? dude, you alone make sure that's never true.
[12:51:33] <jasassin> like an irc channel with noone talking and just themselves
[12:51:36] <jasassin> just sitting there
[12:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i take up the slack when yer sleepin.
[12:51:48] <jasassin> and they are thinking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is the shit
[12:51:50] <jasassin> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:52:07] <jasassin> in my own channel noone talking to me ARRRRRGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... layes back
[12:52:23] * jasassin lays back like a fat fuck in his own private IRC channel
[12:52:25] <Booga1> Some people do run their own channels for that reason.
[12:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they're thinking they can sit there idle and if someone wants their attention they can say their name and poof they will be paying attention.
[12:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> then along comes #fite and everyone is getting pinged all the time
[12:53:03] <jasassin> wah a fucking wah
[12:54:05] <jasassin> you are going to change YOUR bot... because they are too lazy to remove #fite?
[12:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it only mildly annoys me when i'm trying to sleep. otherwise i don't care cause i'm either here and know multiple rapid pings mean #fite is happening or i'm not here and can't hear it.
[12:54:12] <jasassin> fuck them, and im sorry bra fuck you
[12:54:46] <jasassin> #fite shouldn't wake you up
[12:54:46] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[12:54:52] <jasassin> you are doing it wrong
[12:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> am not. i WANT to be alerted when someone says my name
[12:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or devs, or TMB, or a few other things.
[12:55:37] <jasassin> thats like the =~ in the Xchat:: wont allow the username in the regex
[12:55:50] <jasassin> that is broken
[12:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> says who?
[12:56:08] <jasassin> says xena warrior princess
[12:56:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> far be it from me to argue with someone with sharp weapons
[12:56:34] <jasassin> she has many skills
[12:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... new flat mode isn't getting called at all apparently.
[12:57:28] <jasassin> probably a pesky set of {
[12:58:47] <jasassin> nah, i looked at your code
[12:58:51] <jasassin> very nice
[12:58:53] <jasassin> very tight
[12:58:57] <jasassin> very readable
[12:59:29] <jasassin> i still have no idea what the fuck it does
[12:59:55] <jasassin> #fite cmn32480
[12:59:55] <MrPlow> #fite temporarily restricted to the channel #fite
[13:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> which code? rehash?
[13:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's very legible for perl. only a few bits that are still write-only.
[13:00:57] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:00:59] * exec defiantly duplicates some cream of rocks for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:01:06] * exec carefully pukes a scrote of dollar-store ice cream on cmn32480
[13:01:27] <jasassin> fags
[13:01:55] <jasassin> i go now to do something
[13:02:11] <jasassin> it will not be faggity
[13:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> arg, fuck, they go through all this blah blah to decide if $sco->{one_cid_only} should be set to 1 then set it explicitly to 0 one line later!
[13:02:40] <jasassin> ahhahaha
[13:02:42] <jasassin> wtf
[13:02:45] <jasassin> dood
[13:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> # For now, until we are able to pull hitparade into discussions so we can
[13:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> # read it here, don't use the one_cid_only optimization feature.
[13:03:08] <jasassin> please i am not even a coder but spending awhile with you ... that shit makes me laugh
[13:03:27] <jasassin> yeah we go through all this bullshit, but you know... lets just make it 0
[13:03:42] <jasassin> sounds good to me
[13:04:00] <jasassin> so we might as well comment out all that code
[13:04:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait till i tell you about foreach(keys %$hashref) {$hashref->{$_} = $hashref->{$_} if defined $hashref->{$_};}
[13:04:35] <jasassin> ok
[13:04:55] <jasassin> thats a lot of hashref
[13:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> steps through each key on a hash and if it exists, sets it equal to itself.
[13:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's in there multiple times.
[13:05:20] <jasassin> why?
[13:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no fucking idea
[13:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does nothing except waste ram and cpu cycles
[13:05:48] <jasassin> hmmmm
[13:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, i should lay off chinese food. it makes for some nasty ass gas.
[13:06:36] <jasassin> nah
[13:06:48] <jasassin> chinese is not gass its something else you had
[13:07:09] <jasassin> never had any gass from chinese
[13:07:24] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[13:07:24] <jasassin> actually, i think if you eat enough chinese food you can suck farts back up your asshole
[13:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly all the SMG
[13:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i didn't eat sarah michell gellar, i must have meant MSG
[13:08:22] <jasassin> wow thats fucked up, my girlfriend always used to order the chinese with no MSG and i was like wtf?
[13:08:30] <jasassin> have you seen how they make MSG?
[13:08:32] <jasassin> OMFG
[13:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[13:08:42] <jasassin> if you see the video you'll never eat chinese again
[13:08:51] <jasassin> its these fish
[13:08:55] <jasassin> nasty ass fish
[13:08:59] * cmn32480 isn't into Asian women
[13:09:08] <jasassin> and they take these filthy things and rot them
[13:09:13] <jasassin> oh its so fucking gross
[13:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i was looking at the wrong log. no wonder
[13:09:35] <jasassin> its basically like this black rotten fish liquid
[13:09:38] <jasassin> so fucking gross
[13:09:44] <jasassin> like rotten fish dumpster juice
[13:10:00] <jasassin> so every time you eat some chinese food
[13:10:02] <jasassin> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[13:10:09] <jasassin> rotten fish dumpster juice
[13:10:27] <jasassin> asian women are ok
[13:10:32] <jasassin> until they turn like 30
[13:11:28] <jasassin> japanese broads are ok until they turn 19, then they turn into those japanse ghosts that haunt children
[13:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. it's getting the comments returned but not displaying them.
[13:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least i think so.
[13:12:24] <jasassin> yeah i need to join you in the test
[13:12:26] <jasassin> damn man
[13:12:40] <jasassin> oh wait
[13:12:43] <jasassin> different things
[13:13:08] * TheMightyBuzzard is trying to figure out why dev isn't displaying comments when you ask for Flat/Newest First
[13:16:02] <jasassin> i was always curious... when more than one person is working on the same file... how does that work?
[13:16:04] * cmn32480 bets TMB forgot to check the box that says "Display Comments"
[13:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[13:17:03] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with proverbial 2x4
[13:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, generally it means a complex merge
[13:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of the two has to rebase. pretty much whoever finishes last.
[13:17:52] <jasassin> but how would one know while its happening in real time
[13:18:00] <jasassin> it just seems implausible
[13:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wouldn't but when you get done and go to merge a pull request you can't cause github will tell you so.
[13:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so then you gotta git rebase master from your branch
[13:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and manually edit the files to be how they should
[13:19:05] <jasassin> ahhhhh
[13:19:12] <jasassin> so theres locks
[13:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:19:47] <jasassin> was wondering
[13:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we try to stay out of working on the same files though. we talk over in our super sekrit channel that i am not talking about right now.
[13:19:52] <jasassin> shit has to be locked somewhere
[13:20:58] <jasassin> its so super sekret im gonna join it
[13:21:07] <cmn32480> and that is why TMB always tries to dfinish first
[13:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> git has locks itself. if a file on github in the branch you're working on is newer than the one you're trying to upload, it won't work.
[13:21:31] * jasassin laughs at cmn32480
[13:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, merging code is like sex. whoever finishes first wins.
[13:21:59] <jasassin> hmmm.....
[13:22:12] <jasassin> that sucks
[13:22:28] <jasassin> oh well... they just usually crawl away from me, so it doesn't really matter
[13:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they can crawl, you didn't knock them out with a brick like you were supposed to.
[13:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt how to have anal sex
[13:23:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:23:49] <jasassin> like i need a fucking youtube video on how to have anal sex... dood wtf? dick->ass
[13:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, wrong link
[13:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
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[13:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's +5 Informative
[13:24:24] <jasassin> meh
[13:24:37] <jasassin> if you ever fucked a chick in the ass its highly overrated
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[13:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you obviously didn't watch that video. it's teh funny.
[13:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, visiblekids and kids are not being set when we do oldest first
[13:28:23] * TheMightyBuzzard shrugs and goes to smoke
[13:38:39] <jasassin> tmb is a cycloid of the moon, mooning the sun
[13:39:00] <jasassin> that is a misappropriation of an emote
[13:39:18] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders why those two values are not getting set
[13:40:05] <jasassin> no idea
[13:40:19] <jasassin> probably outside of the local
[13:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i see how i buggered this up but that should be buggering both methods of sorting up
[13:40:49] <jasassin> join the fucking club
[13:40:56] <jasassin> thank god im not alone
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[13:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, i'll figure it out eventually
[13:42:33] <jasassin> perl works ok, these plugin bullshit is just fucked
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[13:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you gotta get used to it if you ever wanna code anything. everything makes use of libraries.
[13:52:57] <jasassin> NO
[13:53:18] <jasassin> i write everything in assembly from machine specs
[13:53:31] <jasassin> no assembly only 0 and 1
[13:54:09] <jasassin> 0010100000100010100101010101000000011111101010010101 = GO FUCK YOURSELF
[13:54:49] <jasassin> what point would that allocation serve?
[13:55:19] <jasassin> allocation or assignment?
[13:55:21] <jasassin> hmmmm
[13:56:04] <jasassin> assign
[13:56:19] <jasassin> ok heres one for you
[13:57:13] <jasassin> Forest is to tree as tree is to ?
[13:57:14] <jasassin> A. plant
[13:57:14] <jasassin> B. leaf
[13:57:14] <jasassin> C. branch
[13:57:14] <jasassin> D. mangrove
[13:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> E. toothpick
[14:00:02] <jasassin> ok
[14:00:07] <jasassin> a different one
[14:00:31] <jasassin> what is the difference between a womens track team and tribe of pygmies?
[14:01:11] <jasassin> one is a group of cunning runts
[14:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's the difference between a porcupine and a corvette?
[14:02:29] <jasassin> no idea
[14:02:40] <jasassin> something about a prick?
[14:04:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> porcupines got the pricks on the outside
[14:04:26] <jasassin> close
[14:04:37] <jasassin> what do fags call a condomn?
[14:04:47] <jasassin> no google allowed
[14:05:16] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[14:05:19] <jasassin> seal a meal
[14:05:36] <jasassin> what do you call 4 leppers in a bathtub
[14:05:50] <jasassin> you know this one
[14:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i found why it's not displaying comments but wtf is it not getting this set when it's in newest first mode?
[14:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't. i can't remember jokes to save my life.
[14:06:16] <jasassin> soup
[14:06:33] <jasassin> i looked at your code it its well written, but i do not know
[14:07:00] <jasassin> wish i had that nice coding style
[14:07:13] <jasassin> i just slap tabs all over
[14:08:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> indent when you enter a block, don't when you leave it.
[14:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not complex
[14:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> python would eat your entire ass if you have tabs issues
[14:08:51] <jasassin> TheMightyBuzzard: reminds me of Mike Tyson, saying she like a porcupine got more dicks sticking out of her than her
[14:08:54] <jasassin> whtaever
[14:09:05] <jasassin> it was on a comedy central roast
[14:09:07] <jasassin> it was stupid
[14:09:22] <jasassin> mike tyson comedy central roast
[14:09:39] <jasassin> i never used python
[14:09:59] <jasassin> not even one line dont even know 0% of python
[14:10:19] <jasassin> i dont want to learn another shitty language
[14:10:22] <jasassin> fuck that
[14:10:26] <jasassin> fuck you and python
[14:10:32] <jasassin> piss me off
[14:10:46] <jasassin> perl sucks asshole
[14:10:48] <jasassin> pisses me off
[14:10:55] <jasassin> at least c i sane
[14:11:20] <jasassin> the more i use perl the more i get pissed off
[14:11:25] <cmn32480> TMB what is the command for ignore in IRC?
[14:11:41] <cmn32480> I can't remember and am too lazy to go look it up
[14:11:52] <jasassin> its /ignore
[14:11:59] <cmn32480> thank you
[14:12:10] <cmn32480> ]/ignore jasassin
[14:12:36] <jasassin> stupid
[14:12:38] <jasassin> hah
[14:12:45] <jasassin> stupid idiot
[14:13:10] <jasassin> dood i totally lied
[14:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh shit, i was missing an entire sub in the chain of tracing
[14:14:31] <jasassin> howdd you find it?
[14:14:33] <jasassin> just curious
[14:15:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried looking for it in the file i thought the bug was in. didn't find it.
[14:17:55] <jasassin> l4d 2 time... fu all
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[15:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh! i can't fucking find where $comments->{0} is being set.
[15:09:04] <jasassin> good luck
[15:09:08] <jasassin> you'll need it
[15:10:11] <jasassin> yes im going unconcious
[15:10:14] <jasassin> finally
[15:10:25] <jasassin> afc
[15:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, prollem now is entirely different but i can't for the life of me figure out why
[15:49:00] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.nytimes.com
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[15:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> RAR! made it work!
[15:50:50] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[15:50:52] * exec clumsily snatches $container of pants from TheMightyBuzzard
[15:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[15:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[15:51:10] * exec flatulantly derives a chariot of radioactive rubber pants from Bytram
[15:51:15] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[15:51:16] * exec implicitly pits a byte of adult beverage against bytram
[15:51:17] <Runaway1956> That may be the most perverse thing I've seen here in #soylent
[15:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> just in time for me to run off.
[15:51:27] <Runaway1956> Buzzard, put your pants back on, please?
[15:51:29] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[15:51:29] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a staff meeting
[15:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[15:51:35] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[15:51:49] * Bytram chuckles
[15:52:05] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: just got here... what you been rassling with?
[15:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> got flat comments working. wanna clean it up but it'll be on dev this evening for you to break.
[15:52:28] <cmn32480> that thing he keeps in his pants most liekly
[15:52:45] * Bytram is running out of spare time
[15:53:07] <Bytram> on dev, instead of chillax? makes life much easier!
[15:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[15:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually it'll be up before this afternoon but i don't spect you'll have time before evening.
[15:53:52] <Bytram> afore you consider it working, please do give it a try with your comment limit per page preference set way small, like 10 or so.
[15:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what it's set at right now in fact.
[15:54:12] <Bytram> kewel!
[15:54:30] <Bytram> I have today off, so let me know and I'll start beating on it
[15:54:38] <cmn32480> no fair helping out the QA guy.
[15:54:47] <cmn32480> !grab Bytram
[15:54:47] <Bender> Added quote 810
[15:55:13] <Bytram> oh, don't worry, I show know mercy or preferential treatment when it comes to QA!
[15:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, awesome. i'll put it up right now then.
[15:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimme a sec
[15:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't cleaned up, mind yas.
[15:55:57] <cmn32480> hgmmmmm 67MB free on my local disk...
[15:56:01] <cmn32480> that coudl be a problem
[15:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> one more fix...
[15:56:25] <Runaway1956> Who will ever need more than 640k anyway?
[15:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i gots pr0n images way bigger than that.
[15:56:51] <Bytram> yi yi yi! there'slike a dozen /twenty pages of scrollback! head to #qa for the time being if you want to chat w/ me
[15:56:59] <Runaway1956> Must be some huge wangs
[15:57:37] <Runaway1956> https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:57:39] <exec> └─ 13Wang Laboratories - Wikipedia
[15:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying on dev, will let ya know.
[15:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, my dev vm deploys faster than dev.
[15:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> done
[16:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> break away.
[16:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm out. gotta go shoppin for stuffs.
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[16:10:36] <cmn32480> hmmmm.. uninstalling Steam from this laptop seems ot have freed a shitton of room.
[16:18:57] <cmn32480> damn.. uninstalled StarWars Battle Front II and got back nearly 40GB.
[16:19:18] <cmn32480> crisis averted
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[21:19:50] <chromas> http://www.smh.com.au
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[22:17:45] <Bytram> ~time x
[22:17:47] <exec> Thursday, 26 January 2017 @ 10:17 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[23:11:05] <n1> http://www.cbsnews.com
[23:11:07] <exec> └─ 13Trump strategist Stephen Bannon tells media to "keep its mouth shut" - CBS News
[23:15:47] <n1> http://www.independent.co.uk
[23:15:48] <exec> └─ 13President Donald Trump to publish weekly list of crimes committed by immigrants | The Independent
[23:15:55] <n1> it's a strange time to be alive
[23:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> n1, i don't blame Bannon. by in large the media were not simply favorable to clinton, they were actively campaigning for her.
[23:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd be of a "go fuck yourself" mindset in his position as well.
[23:29:19] <n1> from someone who apparently spent many years being in opposition and frustrated by people keeping their mouth shut and towing a line, it's just hypocrisy... if he wasn't a publisher and curator of punditry, it's ridiculous
[23:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'd let em say whatever they liked but every last media outlet that didn't attempt to remove bias from their reporting would find out the news from those few who did.
[23:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they'd be booted the fuck out of the whitehouse press corps
[23:34:22] <n1> how do you define bias, a position or information that contradicting the intent of press release being given in the statement?
[23:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> position. prove me wrong all you like but do it factually not emotionally.
[23:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a place for opinionated reporting but it is not in the mainstream media.
[23:36:16] <n1> that should always be the intention, but the presentation and selective use of facts can create it's own bias
[23:37:06] <n1> and that applies to everyone, the media can misrepresent, the government can misrepresent... if they both call each other out on it in a fact based, verifiable/sourced way, that would be great
[23:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i think after having to watch cspan to find out what's happening in DC for a while, they'd start dropping the opinion from their reporting.
[23:38:30] <n1> opinion is pretty hard to get out of 'media' as the 'media' companies do entertainment and information and there has been blending of the two throughout history
[23:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's really not. if i can do it, as strongly opinionated as i am, anyone can.
[23:39:25] <n1> the media companies are trying to make money, they'll do it the easiest way possible
[23:39:40] <n1> some target certain demographics, some cast a wider net
[23:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which would be to toe the line for four years and just report the facts.
[23:40:46] <n1> some facts matter more than others to different people, and talking of appeals to emotion as your argument, there's been nothing but that from all sides, including the administration.
[23:41:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is fine. they're not the ones supposed to be telling the truth. they're politicians not reporters. they're supposed to lie.
[23:42:22] <n1> but then you're not toeing the line if you misinterpret the lies as such
[23:42:48] <n1> wider argument, not all the evidence is available, credible sources says, i have been briefed on...
[23:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. the press is supposed to be the fourth branch of government not the fifth column.
[23:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're supposed to hold all power accountable to the public. it's their entire reason for existence.
[23:43:41] <n1> indeed
[23:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's precisely why they can say whatever they like whenever they like and nobody can call them on it.
[23:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a pretty hefty right to give folks and they don't currently deserve it.
[23:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyways, i think ima go play me some vidya or visit with the kiddos or something.
[23:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much computing time for me today.
[23:45:22] <n1> personally i'm pretty appalled by the narrative presented by people/groups both for and against the actions of the new administration and no one appears to be taking the situation seriously, being prepared to be the adult in the room
[23:45:25] <n1> take it easy
[23:45:29] * n1 hat tip
[23:45:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable App-Connected Baby Monitors Considered Harmful - http://sylnt.us - it's-called-marketing
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[23:56:28] <mrpg> FIRST POST
[23:56:35] <mrpg> SIMPSONS DID IT