#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-25

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[00:11:49] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[00:58:40] <takyon> http://arstechnica.com
[00:58:42] <exec> └─ 13Comcast, AT&T, and ISP lobbyists are excited about Trump’s FCC chair | Ars Technica
[01:00:35] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:00:35] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:02:32] * takyon sees gaping, gets deplorable
[01:03:22] * TheMightyBuzzard puts takyon in his basket
[01:04:20] <takyon> http://arstechnica.com
[01:04:22] <exec> └─ 13Pharma companies disown Shkreli; Pissed, Shkreli airs their dirty laundry | Ars Technica
[01:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Aim to Create the World's Largest Sickle Cell Disease Stem Cell Library - http://sylnt.us - no-library-card-required
[01:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.nixcraft.com
[01:08:37] <exec> └─ 13Internet Archive: Page Not Found
[01:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lies!
[01:10:18] <charon_> !submit http://arstechnica.com
[01:10:20] <exec> └─ 13APFS is coming soon: iOS 10.3 will automatically upgrade your filesystem | Ars Technica
[01:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[01:10:56] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:10:57] <exec> └─ 13Widely used WebEx plugin for Chrome will execute attack code—patch now! | Ars Technica
[01:11:20] <charon_> by gum, is it # for submit?
[01:11:21] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:11:32] <charon_> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[01:11:32] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:11:34] <exec> └─ 13APFS is coming soon: iOS 10.3 will automatically upgrade your filesystem | Ars Technica
[01:11:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:17:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> either ~ or #, depending on which bot you want to do it
[01:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow, gives you credit with #, exec does it anonymously.
[01:17:56] <charon_> credit schmedit
[01:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> but exec is better at snarfing information from a page cause i'm too lazy to write more regexes
[01:18:31] <charon_> .+
[01:19:06] * TheMightyBuzzard reads more news instead of replying to his gerzillion web messages on SN
[01:20:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit http://www.phoronix.com
[01:20:53] <exec> └─ 13Wine 2.0 Makes Its Debut - Phoronix
[01:21:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[01:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.pcmag.com
[01:33:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:33:14] <exec> └─ 13'Hack the Army' Program Nets 118 Bugs | News & Opinion | PCMag.com
[01:33:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:38:02] <chromas> #smake CUPS
[01:38:02] * MrPlow smakes CUPS upside the head with yo mama's stank
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[01:39:07] <charon_> #yt cups
[01:39:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:29] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[01:44:30] <exec> └─ 13Kaby Lake E3-1200 v6 Xeon Specifications Leaked
[01:46:30] <chromas> There's a leak at the bottom of the lake
[01:48:39] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[01:48:41] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: Exosuit reduces energy needed to walk by 23%
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[02:01:48] <jasassin> Next Big Future: Exosuit reduces energy needed to walk... great. i can just see all the fat fucks walking around in walmart with those matrix robot suits
[02:02:24] <jasassin> making little grunt sounds each time the robot takes a step
[02:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's from the fart-gas-collecting buttplug
[02:11:41] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[02:29:36] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[02:29:37] <exec> └─ 13Philosiraptor117 asked me to put this video on imgur - GIF on Imgur
[02:38:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mississippi AG Jim Hood Goes After Google for "G Suite for Education" Personal Data Handling - http://sylnt.us - do-no-evil,-maybe
[02:54:27] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[02:54:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:54:45] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:54:47] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[02:54:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:55:02] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[02:55:37] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[02:55:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:55:37] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[02:55:59] <Bytram> #fite exec
[02:55:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:56:03] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at exec's feet.
[03:18:08] <jasassin> #fite Aphrodite
[03:18:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:18:08] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:18:13] <jasassin> #fite Deucalion
[03:18:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:18:24] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:18:29] <jasassin> #fite charon
[03:18:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:18:37] <MrPlow> #fite charon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:18:38] <jasassin> #fite CoolHand
[03:18:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:18:47] <MrPlow> #fite CoolHand falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:18:49] <jasassin> #fite cosurgi
[03:18:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:19:03] <MrPlow> #fite cosurgi falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:19:05] <jasassin> #fite Fnord666
[03:19:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:19:10] <MrPlow> #fite Fnord666 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:19:11] <jasassin> #fite mechanicjay
[03:19:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:19:18] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:19:24] <jasassin> #fite nick
[03:19:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:19:36] <MrPlow> #fite nick falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:19:36] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[03:19:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:19:56] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:19:57] <jasassin> #fite SirFinkus
[03:19:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:06] <MrPlow> #fite SirFinkus falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:07] <jasassin> #fite takyon
[03:20:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:14] <MrPlow> #fite takyon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:15] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[03:20:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:18] <MrPlow> #fite alexbst falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:24] <jasassin> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[03:20:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:32] <MrPlow> #fite AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:35] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
[03:20:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:35] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:20:39] <jasassin> #fite arti
[03:20:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:46] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:48] <jasassin> #fite arti|work
[03:20:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:20:50] <MrPlow> #fite arti|work falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:20:56] <jasassin> #fite Azrael_
[03:20:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:02] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael_ falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:21:04] <jasassin> #fite Bender
[03:21:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:04] <MrPlow> #fite Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:21:08] <jasassin> #fite Booga1
[03:21:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:15] <MrPlow> #fite Booga1 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:21:17] <jasassin> #fite boru
[03:21:17] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[03:21:24] <jasassin> #fite diginet
[03:21:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:33] <MrPlow> #fite diginet falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:21:34] <jasassin> #fite dx3bydt3
[03:21:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:51] <MrPlow> #fite dx3bydt3 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:21:52] <jasassin> #fite everdred
[03:21:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:21:54] <MrPlow> #fite everdred falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:21:58] <jasassin> #fite exec
[03:21:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:07] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:22:07] <jasassin> #fite Leebert
[03:22:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:22] <MrPlow> #fite Leebert falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:22:23] <jasassin> #fite Loggie
[03:22:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:23] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:22:29] <jasassin> #fite Mayonaise
[03:22:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:37] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:22:38] <jasassin> #fite mngrif
[03:22:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:41] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:22:44] <jasassin> #fite MrPlow
[03:22:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:44] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:22:51] <jasassin> #fite mythterj
[03:22:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:22:58] <MrPlow> #fite mythterj falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:22:59] <jasassin> #fite Pigeonburger
[03:22:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:08] <MrPlow> #fite Pigeonburger falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:23:09] <jasassin> #fite Popeidol
[03:23:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:14] <MrPlow> #fite Popeidol falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:23:16] <jasassin> #fite Regurgitator
[03:23:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:25] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:23:29] <jasassin> #fite Runaway1956
[03:23:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:36] <MrPlow> #fite Runaway1956 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:23:39] <jasassin> #fite setctl
[03:23:39] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see setctl
[03:23:42] <jasassin> #fite sedctl
[03:23:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:42] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[03:23:50] <jasassin> #fite sirecote
[03:23:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:23:55] <MrPlow> #fite sirecote falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:24:07] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[03:24:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:24:26] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:24:27] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest71088
[03:24:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:24:33] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:24:35] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest97245
[03:24:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:24:48] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:24:50] <jasassin> #fite stderr
[03:24:50] <MrPlow> #fite I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
[03:24:55] <jasassin> #fite Subsentient
[03:24:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:25:04] <MrPlow> #fite Subsentient falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:25:09] <jasassin> #fite swiss
[03:25:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:25:36] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:25:37] <jasassin> #fite Tachyon
[03:25:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:25:43] <MrPlow> #fite Tachyon falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[03:25:45] <jasassin> #fite tramtrist
[03:25:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:25:56] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at tramtrist's feet.
[03:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi to Work With “Tech Titan” Google for AI Development - http://sylnt.us - AI-for-everyone
[04:01:08] <jasassin> what kinda ai is a fuckin raspberry pi gonna run? give me a break
[04:17:46] <Bytram> ~submit https://www.cnet.com
[04:17:48] <exec> └─ 13Space junk could take out a European satellite this week - CNET
[04:18:19] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[04:40:09] <jasassin> testing the color
[04:40:27] <jasassin> anyone got any good colors for hexchat?
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[05:18:18] <chromas> jasassin: blue, red, green are pretty good colors
[05:20:14] <charon> i prefer black on black
[05:35:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Administration Freezes EPA Grants, Bans Employees From Giving Updates Via Social Media - http://sylnt.us - EPA-has-been-trumped
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[05:56:31] <chromas> "black on black isn't a thing"
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[06:08:50] <jasassin> it doesn't matter the stupid xchat plugins..... Xchat::command("say \cK9,5this is a message"); doesn't shoot out any color just control codes
[06:08:59] <jasassin> so lame
[06:09:22] <jasassin> 9,5 the incoming message from jasassin was 'xtest'
[06:09:22] <jasassin> xtest
[06:14:18] <jasassin> 5,4there some really hard shit that will just fuck up your eyes if you try to read it too long! this is excellent!
[06:15:46] <jasassin> charon has the jungle fever
[06:56:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NTT Creates 12 Core Single-Mode Optical Fiber - http://sylnt.us - still-have-DSL
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[08:27:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - All New Chromebooks to Support Android Apps - http://sylnt.us - fruit-ninja-awaits
[10:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Attack Paralyses St Louis Libraries as Hackers Demand Bitcoins - http://sylnt.us - we-don't-negotiate-with-terrorists
[10:32:27] <Tachyon> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[10:32:38] <Tachyon> FUCK THIS PERMANENT HIGHLIGHTS
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[10:41:26] <boru> What in blazes.
[10:43:00] <FatPhil> he can no longer watch full movies, he's only allowed to watch 10 minute long summarised highlights of them.
[10:43:47] <boru> I see...
[10:43:55] <boru> How was your trip?
[10:44:44] <FatPhil> 130 new beers, 35 new pubs. not bad for <5 days.
[10:45:06] <boru> 130 pints?
[10:45:26] <boru> Or sissy girly glasses?
[10:45:49] <FatPhil> sissy halves
[10:45:55] <boru> Lame.
[10:46:03] <boru> Which pubs did you like?
[10:46:05] <FatPhil> thirds at the beer festival.
[10:46:10] <boru> I presume you hit the Blue.
[10:46:32] <FatPhil> I always hit the blue, I've known Jethro for 20 years (Carlton Arms days)
[10:46:38] <boru> Ah.
[10:47:33] <FatPhil> Hated Numbers Cafe like I've hated almost no other place ever. It did provide me with a new beer though.
[10:47:42] <boru> I don't get down there much; my local's Haymakers.
[10:48:06] <boru> Yeah, that place is a shithole. NFI why it has such a high rating. The coffee is bloody awful.
[10:48:07] <FatPhil> Thirsty's a fun place. Bought loads to take back home there.
[10:48:55] <boru> The Castle is an alright spot for a quiet pint, as well.
[10:49:01] <boru> On Castle Hill, that is.
[10:50:34] <FatPhil> Yeah, old friends of John from the Castle too. He used to let CUTwC hold small winks events upstairs there.
[10:51:16] <FatPhil> We didn't do much north of the river at all apart from Thirsty and (staying at) the Portland.
[10:51:26] <boru> Aye, plenty of stuff like that around town. I go down to the board games night in Heffers the odd time.
[10:51:48] <boru> I don't really go into the city that much, generally, though.
[10:51:59] <boru> I prefer quiet pubs with no music etc.
[10:52:43] <boru> Aye, I was surprised at the 'North of the river' thing when I moved here.
[10:53:36] <boru> It's not bad at all, though. I've only been in one brawl in three years!
[10:53:56] <boru> Compared to Dublin or Belfast, it's a holiday camp.
[10:55:46] <FatPhil> The first time I went to one of the Arbury pubs, there was still the axe-gash in the gents loo door!
[10:57:20] <FatPhil> the previous time some of the guys with me were there, the axe was still in the door.
[10:57:37] <boru> Arbury isn't so bad.
[10:58:28] <boru> I'm in Chesterton ward.
[11:10:19] <FatPhil> Have you been to the Carlton Arms, that's a civilised pub
[11:10:50] <FatPhil> Run by Jethro's sister-in-law
[11:11:25] <boru> I may have; I'm sure the maths boffin sitting beside me has. He's born and bred here, so he's been to practically every pub.
[11:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3150
[11:13:03] <FatPhil> keefir++
[11:13:04] <Bender> karma - keefir: 1
[11:19:47] * TheMightyBuzzard takes his drugs and starts debugging
[11:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. had to fix up some logic left over from copy-pasta.
[11:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> would have been worried if that had just worked the first time.
[11:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a typo.
[11:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for the squirrely bugs
[11:36:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attorney General Nominee Jeff Sessions Backs Crypto Backdoors - http://sylnt.us - ROT-13-is-too-secure
[11:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, i think you pissing off the folks who just idle by pinging them all the time with #fite.
[11:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh good, i was afraid i might have thought of everything when i wrote this. good to know i didn't.
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[11:58:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and THAT is what I am here for! =)
[11:58:38] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:58:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3151
[11:58:42] <Bytram> !uid
[11:58:42] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6482, owned by poofygoof
[11:58:52] <Bytram> for old times sake...
[11:58:55] <Bytram> poutine--
[11:58:56] <Bender> karma - poutine: -408
[11:59:07] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:59:08] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 33°F, cloudy, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 93% - Wednesday rain (26°F:36°F), Thursday cloudy (23°F:37°F), Friday cloudy (15°F:28°F), Saturday partly cloudy (13°F:25°F)
[11:59:13] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:14] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 37°F, cloudy, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday partly cloudy (29°F:40°F), Thursday partly cloudy (31°F:43°F), Friday partly cloudy (28°F:39°F), Saturday mostly sunny (24°F:37°F)
[11:59:16] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:18] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 37°F, light rain showers, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 80% - Wednesday showers (36°F:45°F), Thursday scattered showers (36°F:50°F), Friday cloudy (31°F:42°F), Saturday cloudy (29°F:40°F)
[11:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no, you're here for after i think i have it working to show me how horribly wrong i am.
[11:59:37] <Bytram> LOL!
[11:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still in the not quite working phase
[11:59:48] <Bytram> you just made my morning!
[11:59:56] <Bytram> and much appreciated, too...
[12:00:00] <Bytram> sciatica--
[12:00:01] <Bender> karma - sciatica: -1
[12:00:29] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his beard
[12:00:39] * Bytram scratches his beard
[12:00:52] * Bytram scratches his gray beard
[12:01:28] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:01:30] <exec> └─ 13Sciatica - Wikipedia
[12:01:41] <Bytram> http://www.webmd.com
[12:01:43] <exec> └─ 13Sciatica Symptoms, Causes, Treatments, Exercise
[12:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well technically it is working but i forgot where i put the pagination logic for the new pulling system so i didn't update that yet.
[12:03:48] <Bytram> so, use the number they specced in their prefs, if any, o/w 100 comments, but there's some more if the "last" comment has children?
[12:04:21] * Bytram really doesn't totally understand how this is expected to work
[12:07:21] <Bytram> say I have a story with one top-level comment, and that comment has a reply, and that reply has a reply, and so on to a total of 10 comments... and I set comments per page preference to 5... how many comments am I gonna see?
[12:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ten
[12:08:44] <Bytram> k
[12:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> it won't break threads. it gives you as many as you ask for, without breaking threads.
[12:09:30] <Bytram> so if the tree depth was 100 instead of 10, I'd see 100 comments... right?
[12:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[12:09:44] <Bytram> good...
[12:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'll go over if necessary to preserve threads
[12:11:31] <Bytram> let's say all 100 of them have score 0, except for those at a depth divisible by 10 which have been modded to +1, and I have threshold==1, how many comments do I see? do I still see the hierarchy or do I see 10 top-level comments?
[12:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> all of them. some will be collapsed though
[12:12:18] <Bytram> hrm? Hmmmmmmm...
[12:12:32] <Bytram> ahhhh, click!
[12:12:47] <Bytram> so I'll still see the comment tree, right?
[12:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> we show all comments now regardless of any setting. threshold just collapses them.
[12:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> breakthrough expands them if their score is high enough and their parent tree is collapsed
[12:14:18] * TheMightyBuzzard can't find his pagination code
[12:14:29] <Bytram> so top-level comment has score 0, child has score 1, grandkid score 0; have threshold==1 and breakthrough==1... what do I see?
[12:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything collapsed but child
[12:15:05] <Bytram> top-level collapsed, kid (expanded) and grandkid collapsed?
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:15:16] <Bytram> k
[12:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, how many subs/templates is this stuff spread across?
[12:16:06] <Bytram> 'this stuff' ??
[12:16:14] <Bytram> pagination?
[12:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:16:53] <Bytram> thanks for the answers; that clears up several things... now I need to ponder a bit to see implications and find new edge/corner cases!
[12:16:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:16:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3152
[12:17:09] <Bytram> break time; biab
[12:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, pj wrote the threshold/breakthrough code. it prolly don't have bugs.
[12:17:42] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:17:42] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 295
[12:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, why am i working bottom up. i should know by now to start at the top and trace down.
[12:27:26] <Bytram> lol
[12:29:00] <Bytram> variation: rather that request all comments to a story, I click on a story ID; do I see only that comment and its kids, laid out *exactly* the same as if they were the *only* comments to the story?
[12:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, hmm?
[12:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you click on a story id?
[12:33:37] <Bytram> ooops, comment_id
[12:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh. you see that comment and its kids.
[12:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and grand, great-grand, etc... kids
[12:34:14] <Bytram> layout same as if parents did not exist? indentation, highlights, etc.?
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes.
[12:34:37] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:35:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> flat mode should be no indentation, showing chronologically, whichever direction you have selected.
[12:35:20] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that ain't even been debugged yet. gotta get pagination working first.
[12:36:14] <Bytram> k
[12:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, i left a template in.
[12:37:47] <Bytram> If I understand correctly, there is an interaction between those two; if a comment has 30 replies (at whatever depth) and my 'page size' is 25, or 40, or... need to handle that, too.
[12:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! found it!
[12:39:06] <Bytram> goody!
[12:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> handle what how?
[12:39:47] * TheMightyBuzzard has a moment while he deploy-rehash.sh's
[12:40:23] <Bytram> lemme try again with a better example...
[12:40:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, page links are working but 2nd+ pages are displaying no comments in flat
[12:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oopsie, oldest first ignore threads is displaying as newest first.
[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i managed to get them backwards
[12:42:54] <Bytram> easy peasy! just turn back the hands of time
[12:42:58] <Bytram> ;)
[12:43:54] <Bytram> I think I see my confusion on pagination... now how to phrase it as an example...
[12:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think, i'm going to fix comment sorting so it goes the right direction.
[12:46:15] <Bytram> a 'page' starts with the first (eligible) top-level comment, if selected then every one of its children is selected to appear in that page; if I have not, as yet, reached the 'page size' count, then the next eligible comment is selected and all of its children is selected; repeat until page size is exceeded OR run out of comments, whichever comes first.
[12:46:24] * Bytram chuckles
[12:53:58] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[12:53:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:54:02] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:54:04] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[12:54:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> if selected?
[12:54:08] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> no.
[12:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone of its children appear on that page period.
[12:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i see what you mean.
[12:55:04] <Bytram> nod nod, I was trying to talk about the top-most eligible comment, whenever we have one, we grab it and all its children
[12:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, you have it
[12:55:23] <Bytram> we keep grabbing new ones until we run out of comments or exceed page size
[12:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> eligible as defined by being on page N of the comments
[12:55:39] <Bytram> s/ones/top-most elligible comment/
[12:55:39] <sedctl> <Bytram> we keep grabbing new top-most elligible comment until we run out of comments or exceed page size
[12:55:50] <Bytram> yes
[12:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yes, that's exactly how it works. except exceed needs to be match or exceed
[12:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you have a limit of 50 and hit exactly 50, you stop there
[12:56:41] <Bytram> umm, right!
[12:56:48] <Bytram> I sit corrected.
[13:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, figured out that bug i think
[13:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> copy pasta error
[13:00:39] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:00:40] * exec ceremoniously deallocates a shot of Christmas cookies from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:00:45] * exec whole-heartedly nudges a megabyte of weed toward cmn32480
[13:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay. i don't like christmas cookies much.
[13:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can have em for when you get the munchies
[13:01:31] <cmn32480> sweet!
[13:02:20] * Bytram groans at cmn32480's bad pun
[13:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, now it'll only do newest first
[13:02:23] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[13:02:24] * exec inadequately merges a pit of unintended consequences with cmn32480
[13:02:31] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes head
[13:02:36] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[13:02:37] * exec casually reticulates a mighty bundle of water for bytram
[13:02:45] <Bytram> bundle of water, eh?
[13:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am not having a good logic morning.
[13:03:03] * Bytram knows THAT feeling
[13:03:21] <boru> I'll gladly swap you for chasing clock domain debugging.
[13:03:37] * boru about to start defenstrating people.
[13:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's simple logic that i'm almost certain i have correct. i just dunno why it's wigging the fuck out.
[13:04:48] <Bytram> boru: are we talking about chip-level or LAN/WAN level
[13:04:57] <boru> Chip level.
[13:05:51] <boru> I am blasting digital designers who are blasting hardware folks who are blasting analogue folks.
[13:06:16] <cmn32480> call it user error and move on
[13:06:59] * boru goes for a grumpy walk to make coffee.
[13:07:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Trip Down the League of Legends Graphics Pipeline - http://sylnt.us - blink-and-you-miss-it
[13:07:46] <Bytram> Does anyone really know what time it is? --Chicago
[13:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, better you than me. i'll take my inability to tell descending from ascending any day.
[13:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> gods damnit
[13:08:45] <Bytram> in space, there is no way up
[13:08:54] <Bytram> hmmm
[13:09:07] <Bytram> in space there is no way to get down (boogie woogie)
[13:11:39] <cmn32480> in space no one can hear you scream
[13:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> or fart
[13:12:28] <cmn32480> unless you are in a space suit.. then you gass yourself!
[13:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i give the fuck up for a moment. going to catch up on news.
[13:13:03] <cmn32480> it also occurs to me that a space suit is NOT the place to be when you get the runs
[13:13:18] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Ima sending you an email... should be on its way within a minute or two
[13:13:32] * cmn32480 is already heading that direction today... and so early
[13:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, are you threatening me?
[13:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt are you threatening me
[13:14:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:14:26] <Bytram> nope, just a heads up...
[13:14:51] <Bytram> on its way
[13:15:13] <Bytram> idea is that each of the comment filter/selection fields should have its own, user-visible 'label'
[13:15:17] <Bytram> Breakthrough:
[13:15:20] <Bytram> Threshold:
[13:15:22] <Bytram> Mode:
[13:15:24] <Bytram> Sort:
[13:15:35] <Bytram> i sent ya some html showing the before and after.
[13:15:41] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all greek to me right now
[13:15:53] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> my brain gave the fuck up
[13:16:04] <Bytram> go take a break; I'm gonna do the same
[13:16:12] <Bytram> laters
[13:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, we have docs?
[13:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> learn something new every day...
[13:17:07] <Bytram> btw, if I can fully grok this new stuff, i should be able to code up tests that will clearly identify what/if/where anything wasn't working right.
[13:17:19] <Bytram> like the FAQ, fer instance
[13:17:27] <Bytram> anyway take yer break
[13:17:32] <Bytram> afk biab
[13:21:29] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[13:21:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:21:31] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:21:37] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[13:21:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:21:39] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:22:15] <Bytram> #fite systemd
[13:22:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:22:22] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:30:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needa fookin beer or something
[13:31:27] <cmn32480> sounds like a good plan for the day!
[13:38:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/n /n root /
[13:38:14] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> i needa fookin root beer or something
[13:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, ima coffee and switch to vidya for a bit
[13:39:15] <Bytram> nodnod
[13:39:47] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I really appreciate all your answers to my questions; I hope it didn't interrupt your concentration.
[13:41:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:41:38] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 278
[13:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i ignored ya until i was at breaking points.
[13:44:07] <Bytram> so glad to hear it; if I am ever interfering with your concentration, just say you need to concentrate, k?
[13:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup, i need to concentrate on important pr0n.
[13:47:39] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!
[13:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, funneling coffee down me n catching up on the news
[13:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> morning funny-but-true: https://www.youtube.com
[13:48:26] <exec> └─ 13Comic Database: Steve Hughes... Offended? - YouTube
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[14:37:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hi-Definition From the Heavens - http://sylnt.us - 3d-4k-curved-screen-with-built-in-tivo
[15:15:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas, whoever he was. The man ain't got *no* culture.
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[15:51:51] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - I'm not seeing liberal butt-hurt submissions - maybe I can stop trolling?
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[15:53:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're all too busy crying over Trump reviving DAPL and building a wall and reinstating abortion gag rules
[15:54:01] <Runaway1956> That's cool, I guess, let them cry. But, their shit posts prompted several troll submissions from me, LOL
[15:54:17] <Runaway1956> If they gonna quit shit posting, there's not much point in trolling them
[15:55:34] <chromas> #smake #smake #smake
[15:55:34] * MrPlow smakes #smake #smake upside the head with Tetsuko's special internet
[15:56:00] <chromas> #smake NetworkManager
[15:56:00] * MrPlow smakes NetworkManager upside the head with a limp carrot
[15:56:12] <Runaway1956> I've seen recursive before, but that's excessively redundant, isn't it?
[15:56:43] <chromas> Most certainly not
[15:57:20] <chromas> Hm. 'tis not the networkmanager. For some reason my dhcp server is handing out a kindle tablet's address as gateway/dns server
[15:59:04] <Runaway1956> I'd write a nasty gram to amazon - maybe two or three of them
[15:59:12] <Runaway1956> then I might even mail them
[15:59:40] <chromas> Nah, the Russians hacked it
[15:59:54] <Runaway1956> Be like Trump - fuck the Russians
[15:59:58] <Runaway1956> I hear they like it
[16:00:00] <chromas> Probably trying to install Trump as the MCP in my box
[16:00:45] <Runaway1956> I've tried to install myself in a few boxes . . . .
[16:06:07] <chromas> Also, whoever designed the ip command and especially its help system should be hanged
[16:06:41] <Runaway1956> Try ifconfig - it's much nicer
[16:06:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: yup...it's help system is particularly bad at being helpful.
[16:07:30] <chromas> don't have ifconfig
[16:07:57] <Runaway1956> You don't have a unix-like OS
[16:08:26] <chromas> Does anybody still have ifconfig? I thought it died years go
[16:08:31] <chromas> +a
[16:08:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Metamaterial Could Let a Car Be Its Own Airbag - http://sylnt.us - we-laymen-call-it-silly-putty
[16:08:58] * chromas blames the Russians again
[16:09:07] <Runaway1956> I may get flood banned for this - but here goes
[16:09:12] <Runaway1956> guy@sabayon-pc ~ $ ifconfig
[16:09:12] <Runaway1956> enp0s8: flags=4163<UP,BROADCAST,RUNNING,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
[16:09:12] <Runaway1956> inet 192.168.254.2 netmask 255.255.255.0 broadcast 192.168.254.255
[16:09:12] <Runaway1956> inet6 fe80::740e:3d6d:a95a:9ceb prefixlen 64 scopeid 0x20<link>
[16:09:12] <Runaway1956> ether 00:30:48:c8:16:72 txqueuelen 1000 (Ethernet)
[16:09:13] <Runaway1956> RX packets 3873145 bytes 2539904623 (2.3 GiB)
[16:09:15] <Runaway1956> RX errors 0 dropped 0 overruns 0 frame 0
[16:09:17] <Runaway1956> TX packets 3127376 bytes 323171718 (308.2 MiB)
[16:09:19] <Runaway1956> TX errors 0 dropped 0 overruns 0 carrier 0 collisions 0
[16:11:11] <chromas> Fake news
[16:11:35] <Runaway1956> That would be CNN?
[16:12:24] <chromas> Nah, your output :)
[16:12:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> pick your source; I'm sure you can find some time that every news outlet published something without doing proper checks
[16:12:49] <Runaway1956> Ehhhh - what are you saying? My computer puts out?
[16:12:58] <Runaway1956> Littel SLUT!!
[16:15:52] <chromas> "Fake News" is their own buzzword though
[16:31:16] <Runaway1956> Mmmmmm - Trump promises 'major investigation' into alleged voter fraud
[16:31:29] <Runaway1956> Is he talking out his ass, or does he have the goods on the dems?
[16:36:29] <cmn32480> if history is any indicator... he's talking out his ass because he didn't "win" the popular vote
[16:37:33] <Runaway1956> That may be debateable - it's a given that the DNC screwed Sanders over in more ways than one -
[16:37:49] <Runaway1956> But, there is the fact that the Court Fool does run at the mouth.
[16:38:16] <cmn32480> yes.. but he was talking about illegals voting
[16:45:00] * chromas voted 36 times
[16:48:58] * chromas hangs head in shame
[16:49:16] <chromas> I uh, I had a VM running with a DHCP server
[16:49:27] <chromas> #smake charon
[16:49:27] * MrPlow smakes charon upside the head with a lawsuit
[16:49:30] <chromas> #smake chromas
[16:49:30] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a loaded diaper
[16:49:39] * chromas retracts charon's smake
[16:49:40] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[16:49:40] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a pair of juggs
[16:50:28] <chromas> I deserved that. And much more
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[17:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.eurogamer.net
[17:46:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:46:50] <exec> └─ 13The race for 4K: how Project Scorpio targets ultra HD gaming • Eurogamer.net
[17:47:14] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Supreme Court Rules That Parliament Must Approve Article 50 Invocation - http://sylnt.us - we've-always-been-at-war-with-eurasia
[17:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.zdnet.com
[17:50:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:50:53] <exec> └─ 13Oracle Solaris limps on in continuous delivery mode | ZDNet
[17:51:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:06:14] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[18:06:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:06:23] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[18:11:55] <Bytram> #fite Azrael_
[18:11:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:12:13] <MrPlow> #fite Azrael_ falls broken at Bytram's feet.
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[18:20:09] <cmn32480> shhhh.... charon_ is here.. stop talking abotu him
[18:20:27] * charon_ lurks
[18:25:27] <charon_> #smake cmn32480 for confusing me with chromas
[18:25:27] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 for confusing me with chromas upside the head with a rolling pin
[18:34:41] <cmn32480> glad everybnody listened
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[19:43:21] <cmn32480> ~seen LaminatorX
[19:43:23] <exec> cmn32480, LaminatorX not seen in #Soylent
[19:43:31] <cmn32480> ~seen SpallsHurgenson
[19:43:32] <exec> cmn32480, SpallsHurgenson was last seen in #Soylent 371 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes, 45 seconds ago with message:
[19:43:32] * exec daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[19:48:19] <cmn32480> ~seen crutchy
[19:48:20] <exec> cmn32480, crutchy was last seen in #Soylent 5 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes, 57 seconds ago with message: :D
[20:18:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~seen xlefay
[20:18:12] <exec> AndyTheAbsurd, xlefay not seen in #Soylent
[20:20:20] <mechanicjay> :(
[20:20:42] <mechanicjay> I guess xlefay has finally timed out of whatever logs exec is reading.
[20:22:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> November 30th 2016 19:52 accordign to my logs
[20:22:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> his name had been changed to SoyGuest14572 at that point though
[20:22:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~seen SoyGuest14572
[20:22:43] <exec> AndyTheAbsurd, SoyGuest14572 not seen in #Soylent
[20:23:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> That's what I thought; exec has probably been restarted (or rebuilt with new files?) since hten.
[20:23:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> *then
[20:32:11] <cmn32480> yes.. but I thought he parsed the logs...
[20:32:20] * cmn32480 me is only his op... crutcjhy knows how he works
[20:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA Ends "Wet Foot/Dry Foot" Policy for Cuban Migrants - http://sylnt.us - trump-proof
[22:02:03] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[22:02:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:02:10] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[22:02:54] <Bytram> hmmm 127 hp vs 127 hp... who will win?
[22:03:06] <Bytram> #fite xhedit
[22:03:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:03:46] <MrPlow> #fite xhedit falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[22:16:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wine 2.0 released - http://sylnt.us - can't-spell-windows-without-win
[22:18:22] <cmn32480> #fite bytram
[22:18:22] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see bytram
[22:18:25] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[22:18:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:18:27] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[22:20:04] <Bytram> yeah, I only had 24 hp left... and you had, what... 329? Sounds fair, right?
[22:20:05] <Bytram> ;)
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[22:20:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:20:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3153
[22:21:11] <cmn32480> i think it quite fair
[22:21:19] <cmn32480> but you can blame crutchy since he just wandered in
[22:21:53] <Bytram> hmmm, don't look at *me*! Look over there!!!!!!!!!
[22:21:58] <Bytram> nice try!
[22:22:13] <Bytram> btw, how's your foot healing up? are you back to normal yet?
[22:22:15] <crutchy> ahoy!
[22:22:36] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[22:22:37] * exec literally pilfers an xml representation of goat porn from crutchy
[22:22:39] <crutchy> happy australia day!
[22:22:42] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[22:22:43] * exec derisively $action a cockle of ellipses $preposition crutchy
[22:22:53] <cmn32480> is that when the prisoners revolted?
[22:22:55] <crutchy> or as i like to call it... long weekend day :D
[22:23:06] <crutchy> buggered if i know
[22:23:23] <crutchy> its when everyone has bbq for dinner
[22:23:32] <crutchy> including us :)
[22:23:42] <cmn32480> that alone should be somethign to celebrate
[22:23:49] <crutchy> it surely is
[22:23:52] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:23:54] <exec> └─ 13Australia Day - Wikipedia
[22:24:06] <Bytram> Australia Day is the official National Day of Australia. Celebrated annually on 26 January, it marks the anniversary of the 1788 arrival of the First Fleet of British Ships at Port Jackson, New South Wales, and the raising of the Flag of Great Britain at Sydney Cove by Governor Arthur Phillip.
[22:24:26] <Bytram> http://www.australiaday.org.au
[22:24:28] <exec> └─ 13Home – Australia Day
[22:24:48] <cmn32480> way to runin the fun Bytram.... we were ahveing a good time speculating
[22:25:17] <Bytram> ~blame
[22:25:18] * exec points at Bytram
[22:25:50] <cmn32480> ruiner!
[22:25:51] <crutchy> pretty sure most aussies dont give a crap about the official reasons anyway
[22:26:08] <crutchy> there isn't a whole lotta patriotism here
[22:26:21] <cmn32480> but today, there is a whole lotta BBQ!
[22:27:22] <Bytram> Barbie Queue? Wasn't that in one of the "Toy Story" movies?
[22:27:47] <cmn32480> I tdon't think there was a line of Barbies in those movies
[22:28:47] <crutchy> maybe we just couldn't see them because they were in the far queue
[22:28:56] <Bytram> well, not a line, per se, but there was a scene in a toy store, where rock-n-roll music was playing, and as you come out from the end of an aisle, there were about a dozen Barbies all dancing up a storm
[22:29:51] * crutchy wonders if 'far queue' doesn't work in american because you guys accentuate your r's more
[22:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, still works
[22:30:38] <Bytram> also depends in what part of 'merica you're in.
[22:30:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw a vietnamese resturant named Pho King in DC a while back too
[22:30:55] <cmn32480> lol
[22:31:03] <Bytram> in some parts of the country, a good idea is pronounced "a good ideer"
[22:32:04] <Bytram> but in boston, the Charles River takes away the "R"s -- ya can pahk yah cah in havahd yahd
[22:32:17] <Bytram> s/er/er water/
[22:33:43] * Bytram is looking at: https://dev.soylentnews.org and is aghast at how many permutations that is gonna cause... YIKES!
[22:33:45] <exec> └─ 13Log In
[22:33:51] <Bytram> lol
[22:33:52] <charon_> oh, so autralia day is like columbus day in the US. the day the indiginous people started getting screwed over
[22:34:05] <crutchy> pretty much
[22:34:09] * Bytram wonders how many of those will still take effect after the new story code is in effectr
[22:34:15] <Bytram> *effect
[22:34:20] * TheMightyBuzzard is waiting on the roomie to quit talking to his ex so we can go eat foods then come back n play dnd with the kids.
[22:34:55] * Bytram hopes you have fun... meanwhile
[22:35:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'll be planning out torturous combinations of values from the settings on: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[22:35:29] <exec> └─ 13Log In
[22:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[22:36:16] <Bytram> yeah, if you have ANY thoughts of removing/paring down those options, ya better tell me sooner than later; the interactions are gonna be -- unpleasant -- to debug.
[22:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll have only a very short time to test em though. we're doing a test roll out to chillax this weekend i think.
[22:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> assuming i can unbreak what i broke today tomorrow.
[22:37:10] <Bytram> like: Comment Byte Limit... if I set it to its smallest value, 128K, it could well mess up your paging code
[22:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, my paging code has nothing to do with byte limit.
[22:37:33] <Bytram> this weekend? /me goes to check his calendar
[22:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> literally at all.
[22:37:45] * crutchy is working on a websocket chat thing for his work docs app
[22:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewwww
[22:37:58] * cmn32480 decides to leave work
[22:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> my sympathies
[22:38:04] <cmn32480> have a good day off crutchy
[22:38:09] <crutchy> thanks mate
[22:38:14] * Bytram is working late on sat bugt has sun off.
[22:38:16] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[22:38:18] * exec figuratively sets two fingers of extra lives by crutchy
[22:38:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[22:38:21] * exec clumsily waves the last box of cheesy poofs at TheMightyBuzzard
[22:38:21] <crutchy> got till monday off hopefully
[22:38:23] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram
[22:38:25] * exec spontaneously hucks an anvil of python scripts at Bytram
[22:38:28] <Bytram> ~gnight crutchy
[22:38:28] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[22:38:30] * exec analiciously queefs a drum of goathead thorns at crutchy
[22:38:31] * exec romantically prepares a fat16 volume of gaiety for cmn32480
[22:38:39] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[22:38:43] * exec ceremoniously pairs a tub of coffee with cmn32480
[22:38:46] <crutchy> ~gnight Bytram
[22:38:48] * exec buttmagically bitchslaps a pile of degradation with Bytram
[22:38:52] <crutchy> ~time boston
[22:38:55] <exec> Wednesday, 25 January 2017 @ 5:38 pm GMT-5 - Boston, MA, USA
[22:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff. post the comments soon as ya can to dev and i'll do my best to perpetrate a bytram upon them after i get it rolled out to lithium
[22:39:32] <crutchy> ~define-add doing-a-bytram, to break shit
[22:39:32] <exec> definition for term "doing-a-bytram" set to "to break shit"
[22:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think threaded is workin peachy but flat uses entirely different logic
[22:40:06] <Bytram> problem is there's just too many interacting values; is gonna be hard to do more than a cursory test of the most coarse settings
[22:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, roomie's inside and singing monty python songs. gonna see if we can get food n kill orcses.
[22:40:26] <Bytram> He's a lumberjack and he's okay....
[22:40:30] <crutchy> haha he must be awesome then
[22:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. we can roll out quick updates if necessary.
[22:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be odd if nothing at all got by us.
[22:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, pretty cool, yeah. shame we ain't the type what enjoy hairy man-ass we get along so good.
[22:41:36] <Bytram> but will the fixes come as quickly, though? and the worst part is when fixing A breaks B, and fixing B breaks A; if I ain't got enough automation in place, things is gonna fall through.
[22:42:02] <Bytram> goodfriends++ priceless
[22:42:02] <Bender> karma - goodfriends: 1
[22:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they should. i've definitely got a pretty good handle on comment sorting code nowadays.
[22:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> know where it lives and since i wrote it know why each bit does what it does.
[22:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho. i'm gonna go bug him to wag us all out to dinner since i ate up all the groceries while he was gone.
[22:43:43] <Bytram> nod nod; have a good evening!
[22:44:01] * Bytram needs to get himself ready to head out, too.
[22:45:57] * crutchy doesn't have any friends, except my wife
[22:46:13] <crutchy> too lazy
[22:46:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: BTW, we have an absolutely ancient, no-longer-supported version of jquery that we are using; was upgraded at one point, but seems to have fallen back to an older version.
[22:47:36] <Bytram> crutchy: say what? you got all of us good buddies over here!
[22:50:48] <Bytram> okay, I gotta wrap things up... laters all
[22:51:07] <charon_> cheers Bytram
[23:27:13] <FatPhil> Trump--
[23:27:13] <Bender> karma - trump: 1
[23:27:26] <FatPhil> now that surprises me
[23:32:40] <crutchy> nobody probably cares about trump that much here i guess
[23:33:53] <crutchy> i'll wait 12 months to reserve judgement, not what what i think matters anyway
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[23:35:07] <charon_> trump is the best thing to happen to america since william henry harrison
[23:35:38] <crutchy> dunno who that is
[23:36:25] <charon_> #google william henry harrison
[23:36:48] <charon_> damn my lack of bot command... is it #g?
[23:37:13] <crutchy> he might end up ok. its funny that everyone berating him on tv telling the world how much he sucks were the same clowns that were certain hillary was gunna be potus. i dunno why anyone believes anything coming from those idiots
[23:37:18] <charon_> #g william henry harrison
[23:37:19] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "William Henry Harrison Sr. (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was the ninth President of the United States (1841), an American military officer and politician, and ..."
[23:37:31] <chromas> you're a racist, crutchy
[23:37:45] <crutchy> oh definitely :)
[23:37:45] <chromas> Hillary did win
[23:37:50] <chromas> Trump's winning is #FakeNews
[23:37:55] <charon_> #deplorable chromas
[23:38:01] <crutchy> i come from the racist country after all
[23:38:04] <chromas> ~deplorable chromas
[23:38:05] <exec> chromas, you're deplorable!
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[23:38:22] <chromas> Sounds like I should move down under
[23:38:38] <charon_> do you like vegemite?
[23:38:45] <chromas> Never tried it
[23:38:50] <crutchy> we have fewer brown people here so its awesome.. or something
[23:39:05] <chromas> noice
[23:39:17] <chromas> but you do have a lot of people inflicted with white guilt
[23:39:46] <crutchy> nah we just have a minority that makes the most noise... same as you guys
[23:40:11] <crutchy> most people i'ds wager dont give a fuck about race or racism
[23:40:46] <chromas> While true, the ones who do weasel their way into school and stuff
[23:41:10] <chromas> and now gender studies is leaking into the real world
[23:41:27] <chromas> (thanks, Tumblr)
[23:41:40] <charon_> men are scum
[23:41:54] <crutchy> nature has a way of fixing these kinds of problems. survival of the fittest
[23:42:29] <chromas> We just need to have a social justice convention in Florida at just the right time
[23:42:42] <chromas> Hurricane justice
[23:42:50] <crutchy> the weak always make the most noise. cuz thats all they can do
[23:44:33] <chromas> Make America Quiet Again
[23:45:26] <crutchy> nah its entertaining for countries like mine where our politicians are pretty boring
[23:45:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Micrometeorites Found in Roof Gutters - http://sylnt.us - imagine-how-many-go-down-storm-drains
[23:46:00] <crutchy> i dont even bother reading aussie news. i just go straight to US in google news to see what kinda funnies are happening :)
[23:47:32] <crutchy> ooh. he's ordered the infamous wall. hehe the responses to this should be funny
[23:47:44] <mechanicjay> crutchy: I wish it were as funny from where I'm sitting!
[23:48:06] <crutchy> yeah i imagine it would be different being there
[23:48:33] <crutchy> at least i got a few thousand miles of ocean to protect me :p
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[23:50:01] <chromas> you mean
[23:50:05] <chromas> you have a wall?
[23:50:08] <chromas> (of water)
[23:50:29] <crutchy> yeah see you guys are still playing catch up to straya :p
[23:51:18] <crutchy> now he just gotta order the navy to shoot at boat people and you'll be about on par
[23:52:21] <crutchy> "boat people countries aren't sending their best"
[23:53:03] <chromas> It's true. They're keeping them for themselves to run their drug empires. WE want drug empires, dammit!
[23:56:22] <charon_> then become a high school chemistry teacher, that's the first step