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[01:36:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barbie Typewriter Toys Had a Secret Ability to Encrypt Messages — but They Didn't Think Girls Would - http://sylnt.us - get-in-touch-with-your-feminine-side
[02:50:36] <Fnord666> #submit https://krebsonsecurity.com
[02:50:37] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[02:50:39] <exec> └─ 13Who is Anna-Senpai, the Mirai Worm Author? — Krebs on Security
[03:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SELinux Mitigates Container Vulnerability - http://sylnt.us - think-security
[04:45:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baby Girl Born in Ukraine Using Three-Parent Pronuclear Transfer Technique - http://sylnt.us - family-trees-just-got-more-confusing
[06:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Farting on Everyone in 'CropDuster Supreme' Now Available on Linux - http://sylnt.us - fart-jokes-never-get-old
[06:41:58] <chromas> from the f'art dept
[06:44:02] <chromas> Don't tread on my fartistic expression. I took fartography lessons at a liberal farts school. It's my fartisan craft.
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[08:06:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dark Matter Probably Not Needed - http://sylnt.us - baryon-chauvinists
[09:45:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Smell-O-Vision" Comes to VR in the Form of "OhRoma" Gas Mask - http://sylnt.us - so-many-pron-sibilities
[10:33:11] <chromas> Does it come with Zyklon B?
[11:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3145
[11:15:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Francis Collins Retains Position as Director of the National Institutes of Health - http://sylnt.us - qualifications-not-politics
[12:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wake up, ya bastiches
[12:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[12:01:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:02:06] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh!
[12:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Butt-kicking, for Goodness!" -- Minsc
[12:10:32] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[12:10:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:10:36] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:10:45] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[12:10:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:10:53] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:10:54] <Bytram> #fite Regurgitator
[12:10:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:02] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:11:03] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[12:11:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:11:04] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[12:11:09] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:11:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3146
[12:11:11] <Bytram> !uid
[12:11:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6482, owned by poofygoof
[12:11:28] <Bytram> Bender: s/f$/fy/
[12:11:28] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6482, owned by poofygoofy
[12:11:32] <Bytram> ;)
[12:11:41] <Bytram> ~gmorning TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:51] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:52] * exec whole-heartedly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a battery of doughnuts for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:15] <Bytram> doughnuts++
[12:12:15] <Bender> karma - doughnuts: 6
[12:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:15:34] * exec analiciously pesters yo mama's asscrack of chrome ass with Bytram
[12:15:43] * TheMightyBuzzard so wins
[12:15:45] <Bytram> you won that one
[12:15:47] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:15:56] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:15:57] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 31°F, cloudy, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 81% - Sunday cloudy (10°F:31°F), Monday partly cloudy (13°F:26°F), Tuesday snow (30°F:31°F), Wednesday freezing rain (27°F:35°F)
[12:15:59] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:16:00] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 38°F, cloudy, wind NE at 11 mph, humidity 77% - Sunday cloudy (27°F:40°F), Monday snow showers (33°F:33°F), Tuesday rain (35°F:37°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (33°F:43°F)
[12:16:02] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:16:03] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 42°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 85% - Sunday scattered showers (36°F:45°F), Monday scattered showers (36°F:38°F), Tuesday rain (38°F:45°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (41°F:48°F)
[12:16:11] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:16:11] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms this morning, overcast during the afternoon with occasional rain likely. High 61F. ESE winds shifting to N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Tomorrow: More clouds than sun. High 48F. Winds NW at 15 to 25 mph.
[12:16:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: going fooshing today?
[12:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, sposed to rain
[12:17:41] <Bytram> afraid the fish will get wet?
[12:17:47] <Bytram> ;)
[12:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind getting wet in the 60s but my boat dislikes filling up with water.
[12:18:10] <Bytram> just open the drain!
[12:18:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya! why didn't I think of that!
[12:19:27] <Bytram> if'n you are moving fast enough, ISTR that it actually *does* work
[12:20:19] <Bytram> but, if'n it doesn't be sure to have something to cover the hole on the OUTSIDE of the boat while you attempt to get the plug back in the hole
[12:20:25] <Bytram> and, just in case
[12:20:26] <Bytram> nograb
[12:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the plug goes in from the outside
[12:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it's a good thing fish don't have thumbs
[12:21:17] <Bytram> ROFL!!!!!!
[12:21:31] <Bytram> but they do have sharp pointy teeth, no?
[12:21:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> not the ones i catch. just tooth patches on their lips.
[12:21:54] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> like 80 grit sandpaper if you sharpened the sand
[12:23:07] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[12:23:07] <Bender> Added quote 808
[12:23:19] <Bytram> 'sharpened the sand'?? I *like* that!
[12:23:44] <Bytram> that is definitely thinking 'outside of the box'
[12:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cause the box would get soggy in the lake
[12:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know what i miss? cheat codes in games.
[12:27:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> up up down down left right left right b a start
[12:27:31] <Bytram> they's prolly still there, you just ain't found 'em yet, is all
[12:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> idkfa
[12:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> iddqd
[12:27:42] <Bytram> eieio?
[12:28:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas prolly one somewhere, yeah
[12:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully starcraft 2 still has them.
[12:28:29] <Bytram> plugh, plover, xyzzy are/have been popular in the past, so I've heard.
[12:29:55] <Bytram> ~g "colossal cave"
[12:29:56] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:32:23] * TheMightyBuzzard writes Elbereth on the ground
[12:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:34:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 290
[12:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... do i wanna work on the bot some more today or play middle earth: shadow of mordor?
[12:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly the latter. going to start back on site code monday and fix that bug so we can roll out before Feb if at all possible.
[12:43:45] <Bytram> I've got some more test structures in mind that would be useful for verifying the code, but lack the time atm to put it out there; need to make some time to plan it out.
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[12:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. we already got something that breaks sorting.
[12:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[12:44:14] * exec implicitly culturally enriches an attack helicopter of embiggening with janrinok
[12:44:17] <Bytram> and... someone moderated a buncha comments in my last test story, so I need to rebuild it.
[12:44:19] <Bytram> ~gday janrinok
[12:44:21] * exec metrosexually steals a beaker of jargon from janrinok
[12:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, leave it. that way i can check sorting by score as well.
[12:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[12:45:37] <exec> └─ 13Violent Femmes - "American Music" (Official Music Video) - YouTube
[12:45:37] <Bytram> that's part of my plans for the next go round... carefully crafted moderations to comments in a tree
[12:45:41] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his boogie on
[12:45:57] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram
[12:45:58] * exec crutchyly kipes yo mama's asscrack of Windows 10 from Bytram
[12:45:59] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that's part of my plans for the next go round... carefully crafted moderations to comments in a tree -- testing breakthough and threshold
[12:46:02] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:46:03] * exec carefully shoves an assload of rotgut in TheMightyBuzzard
[12:46:58] <Bytram> you're drinking it wrong. ;)
[12:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i gotta i'll just rewrite the bloody sorting algorithm and make it more efficient at the same time. i'd rather just fix it for now though.
[12:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> thataway i can take my time and do timing tests on different types of sorts
[12:48:27] <Bytram> yeah, what I'm trying to do is cover the permutation space so you will have an example of the edge cases where things might do sideways
[12:49:11] <Bytram> just remember that caching affects timing tests, I'd suggest doing at least 4 runs, toss out the first, and then get measd and standard deviation of the next three
[12:49:25] <Bytram> s/measd/mean/
[12:49:25] <sedctl> <Bytram> just remember that caching affects timing tests, I'd suggest doing at least 4 runs, toss out the first, and then get mean and standard deviation of the next three
[12:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, put the timing stats in the code and caching plays no part in it.
[12:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> or did you mean mysql caching
[12:50:28] <Bytram> that's a strong assertion, have you *verified* that?
[12:50:38] <Bytram> assert then verify
[12:50:46] <Bytram> could be *any* kind of caching
[12:51:02] <Bytram> could be someone doing something else at the same time
[12:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> varnish acts AFTER the results. if your metrics are in the code they can't be cached.
[12:51:27] <Bytram> could be asynchronous process demon on server at the same time that happens to hit at the same time
[12:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be, yeah
[12:51:44] <Bytram> bogs server down, just during that run, looks slower
[12:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i usually do three and roughly guestimate the average
[12:52:13] <Bytram> if at least 2 out of 3 look the same, then one can be reasonably confident it is right.
[12:52:21] <Bytram> NOD NOD!!
[12:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mysql caching is an issue though. the first call by anyone to a story is going to pull the results into the local mysql cache, which is ever so slightly slower than pulling it from that cache.
[12:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i think i figured out a way of speeding up the pulling of all comments for a story. not that it matters since we don't anymore since that way was inefficient as hell.
[12:54:53] <Bytram> you see where I'm coming from. Just because I don't see how there could be any difference does not mean there is no difference. That is an assumption, best to act as if there is some unknown factor and verify there is none, than the other way around.
[12:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i know the architecture well enough to know where we cache and where we don't. the server running updatedb at the same time or something does need to be taken into account though.
[12:56:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wyoming Bill Would Fine Alternative Electric Generators - http://sylnt.us - campaign-finance
[12:57:31] <Bytram> well, I'm impressed with your knowledge, but forgive a QA guy for bing just a wee little bit skeptical -- too many times have I seen things behave the way they "couldn't"
[12:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we only ever cached in three places. varnish on each web frontend, memcached, and the internal mysql caches. it's not THAT hard to keep track of.
[12:59:52] <Bytram> LOL!
[12:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're currently down to two.
[13:00:06] <Bytram> hmm, I thot memcached was gone?
[13:00:18] <Bytram> just varnish and internal mysql?
[13:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> is, that's why we're down to two.
[13:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:00:25] <Bytram> gots it
[13:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually you could probably count the linux disk cache too but since it is gonna be full of the same stuff as mysql, it's moot.
[13:01:47] <Bytram> and... since we've got SSDs everywhere, I would suspect that any difference would be very small
[13:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did get us up and running using Redis in place of memcached a while back for testing but there was absolutely no difference between rendering times that i could see, so i dropped it.
[13:02:55] <Bytram> unless the whole VM gets slowed down by one or more other VMs on the same linode
[13:03:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> really, most of our stuff is sitting in ram anyway.
[13:03:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:04:05] <Bytram> another, not entirely impossible consideration, is that linode gets hit with a DDoS
[13:04:14] <Bytram> has happened before
[13:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. which we'll just suck it up and live with.
[13:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cost too much to set up an outside server instance and would increase latency.
[13:05:24] <Bytram> but, if all timings are internal, it "should" be pretty much isolated from the network impact. request comes in, we start timing, we do our stuff, finish timing, queue stuff to be returned.
[13:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i get more fine grained than that. i wanna know which subs are creating the slowdown specifically.
[13:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's i can hit em with a claw hammer
[13:07:50] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> like printCommentsMain(sp?) is our current bugbear and causing almost the entirety of page rendering time.
[13:08:23] * Bytram offers TheMightyBuzzard a sledgehammer... rummages around, thinks better, and offers a splitting maul
[13:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the top level sub that does all the comments pulling and rendering to html.
[13:09:56] <Bytram> been a while since I looked at the code, but that sure does sound like the problematic one
[13:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now the sorting algo is the bit of that chain hitting us hardest. templates got taken out for the most part and hardcoded.
[13:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> which shall become a pain to maintain but is absolutely necessary.
[13:12:21] <Bytram> hhmmmm, what sorting algo ARE we using? quicksort?
[13:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckedUpSlashSort
[13:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is like a bubble sort kinda but slower.
[13:12:51] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:13:01] <Bytram> blargh!
[13:13:05] <Bytram> ComSci 101 topic
[13:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:13:30] <Bytram> bubble sort, quick sort, heap sort, etc. etc.
[13:13:47] <Bytram> heck, I suspect perl must have a few of its own, no?
[13:14:00] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> uses those mostly i spect, just given different names.
[13:14:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly it uses bubble
[13:14:53] <Bytram> sorting is such a basic thing, I'd be absolutely astonished if there were no builtins for it, or at least packages / modules / whatevah they are called
[13:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think ima cheat for sorting threaded comments. just build the tree, sorting only as necessary.
[13:16:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's the sort function but it does bubble sorts.
[13:16:19] <Bytram> and... that's why I'm making my test stories... is easy to miss somethin
[13:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta pull in a module or write your own for anything else.
[13:16:38] <Bytram> you gotta be kidding?
[13:16:42] * Bytram is stunned
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[13:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. text mangling is about the only thing you don't gotta pull a module in for.
[13:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> which makes sense cause it's what perl is for.
[13:21:31] <Bytram> I spose
[13:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> really we should be using xs modules written in C/C++ or Rust or something for everything but actual text processing in Rehash. perl is slow at anything else.
[13:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and extremely inefficient as well.
[13:23:41] <Bytram> refactor+++++++++++
[13:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, too big of a job.
[13:25:56] <Bytram> well, ya eat an elephant one bite at a time, no?
[13:26:05] <Bytram> but, if it ain't broke, don't fix it...
[13:26:05] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[13:27:01] <Bytram> who knows how much stuff in the code has a poorly-defined but very important role in overcoming some wise-guy's site hackage
[13:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we can keep page load times down to under 5s no matter what and keep hardware requirements to what we can afford, i'm happy
[13:27:20] * Bytram remembers the page-widening troll, for example
[13:27:30] <Bytram> yuppers
[13:27:42] <Bytram> hold on a bit
[13:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i still run across stuff like $somehash->{$_} = $somehash->{$_} if defined $somehash->{$_};
[13:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> where the guy who wrote it thinks it actually does something
[13:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does. it makes goddamned perl iterate over a hash and if a key exists, set that key's value to that key's value. which it was already fucking set to.
[13:31:15] <Bytram> brilliant! :P
[13:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, makes me want to go find them, knock them out with a brick, and get a large dog to butt rape them.
[13:32:59] <janrinok> so, reading between the lines, does that mean they are off your Christmas Card list for next year?
[13:33:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: question re the SN API: what would go wrong if I changed all GETs to POSTs?
[13:33:29] <janrinok> they would stop working
[13:33:41] <janrinok> nope - that's the other way round
[13:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, not necessarily. i may wipe my backside with theirs first though.
[13:33:46] <Bytram> ummm, I don't think so.
[13:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nothing. they'd work the same.
[13:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> vice versa is not true though.
[13:34:07] <Bytram> nod ndo
[13:34:10] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:34:26] <janrinok> but the API is already POSTs isn't it?
[13:34:28] <Bytram> is what I *thought*, but wanted to confirm w/o a 'leaading' answer
[13:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> posts are just harder to test from curl
[13:34:48] <Bytram> janrinok: nope, so far, all my automation has been done with GETs
[13:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> stole your cookie from your browser then?
[13:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i really wanna work on the API after rollout but i been promising bitcoin fixage after it for a while now.
[13:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> like it'd be nice to be able to shoot a call to the api every minute or five and check to see if you have any web messages.
[13:37:22] <janrinok> but the API docs say that you should use POST not GET, otherwise any reskey ops will not work
[13:37:24] * Bytram just automagically rebuilt a comment tree on dev using the API: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:37:26] <exec> └─ 13Error
[13:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, on some stuff, yeah. most of it you can use GET though.
[13:38:09] <Bytram> hence my asking about what happens if I change from GET to POST =)
[13:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would've made it all POST but being able to use curl is just too damned handy.
[13:39:17] <Bytram> one of my intended test permutations is one or more LARGE comments and how the code handles adding scroll bars to it, along with comments per page calculations, etc.
[13:39:41] <Bytram> curl is what I use for my baseline API invoker, it all goes thorugh one place
[13:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the code don't handle that. that's strictly css. i think.
[13:39:51] <Bytram> abstraction++
[13:39:51] <Bender> karma - abstraction: 5
[13:40:04] <Bytram> good to know
[13:40:19] <Bytram> wait a sec... curl can't POST ??
[13:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can it's just harder to write than a GET
[13:40:51] <Bytram> oh, okay then
[13:41:05] <janrinok> I just use python requests - they just work
[13:41:50] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at Bender, looks at janrinok, looks back at Bender, and looks again at janrinok
[13:42:05] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: FYI: test story #9 on dev had some comments modded; test story #10 is same as 9, but with ALL comments at "Score: 1"
[13:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you just got volunteered to take over Bender maintenance
[13:42:27] <janrinok> what does Bender do?
[13:42:33] <Bytram> break time -- gotta get ready for work
[13:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> spits headlines here from the rss feed. ditto to FB and Twitter.
[13:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and handles !quote and some other useless crap.
[13:44:10] <janrinok> has it got its own git home?
[13:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> -*/
[13:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> . -
[13:45:25] <Bytram> afk biab#fite Aphrodite
[13:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> keyboard fell over
[13:45:29] <janrinok> I'll take that as a 'no' then
[13:45:31] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[13:45:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, he only live on beryllium
[13:45:45] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> there' only the live code.
[13:46:14] <Bytram> #fite Mayonaise
[13:46:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:46:15] * janrinok is not sure where to find the code
[13:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, one of my key broke
[13:46:31] <MrPlow> #fite Mayonaise falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:46:33] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[13:46:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:46:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gue which?
[13:46:40] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:46:54] <janrinok> have a good one Bytram
[13:47:10] <Bytram> janrinok: and don't you go working too hard, ya hear?
[13:47:13] <Bytram> and..
[13:47:29] <Bytram> please give my best to S
[13:47:48] <janrinok> have done, and she returns the sentiment!
[13:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd ay the ame but i can't. goddamned keyboard.
[13:48:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: PQ_ could represent the letter "S"
[13:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, it just needed a good hard pushing down and holding
[13:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> sssssssssssssssssss
[13:48:29] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, I passed it on - I could tell what you meant!
[13:48:30] <Bytram> snake!
[13:49:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: here's a free win for ya:
[13:49:16] <Bytram> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[13:49:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:49:23] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[13:49:51] * Bytram was down to 9 hit points anyway
[13:49:59] <Bytram> ok laters all, biab
[13:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[13:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:50:22] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 291
[14:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, video games time.
[14:01:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> vidya++
[14:01:01] <Bender> karma - vidya: 2
[14:26:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NHTSA Finishes Investigation, Declares Tesla Has No Fault in Deadly Crash - http://sylnt.us - not-the-NTSB
[15:55:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba Considers NAND Business Split; Samsung Delays Release of 4 TB SSDs - http://sylnt.us - it's-non-of-your-NAND-business
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[17:26:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Already on Probation, Symantec Issues More Illegit HTTPS Certificates - http://sylnt.us - what's-a-few-more-at-this-point
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[17:54:01] <takyon> yawn
[18:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, it is feelin kinda napish
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[19:16:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attackers Start Wiping Data from CouchDB and Hadoop Databases - http://sylnt.us - aaand-it's-gone...
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[19:26:21] <chromas> ~count message=^#fite
[19:26:29] <exec> 03
[19:26:29] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[19:28:29] <cmn32480> ~count message=#fite
[19:28:33] <exec> 03
[19:28:33] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[19:28:43] <cmn32480> ~fail
[19:29:41] <chromas> ~count message=^#fite
[19:30:13] <chromas> [firewall noises]
[19:33:57] <chromas> fpos. where's the output, exec? at least throw an error
[19:34:10] <chromas> #smake computers
[19:34:10] * MrPlow smakes computers upside the head with a sigsegv
[19:42:57] <cmn32480> in #debug
[20:28:57] <chromas> http://www.msn.com
[20:28:59] <exec> └─ 13Trump set to kill TPP with NZ, Aust
[20:35:44] <chromas> I guess that one's old. But all the mroe recent 'articles' are shitty blogs
[20:57:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Firm Creates Trump Monitor for Stock Markets - http://sylnt.us - @potus:-dow-going-to-hit-20k-today
[22:15:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When the Enemy Is Everywhere: The Rise and Fall of the 'Kill Box' in US Military Strategy - http://sylnt.us - modern-warfare-remastered
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[23:02:29] <pinchy> https://pbs.twimg.com
[23:06:09] <chromas> The glasses are all wrong
[23:33:24] <pinchy> https://youtu.be
[23:33:26] <exec> └─ 13Thug Life Compilation - YouTube
[23:47:30] <Bytram> ~weather foxboro, MA
[23:47:32] <exec> 10Foxborough, MA, USA - currently 41°F, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 93% - Sunday cloudy (35°F:46°F), Monday scattered showers (37°F:39°F), Tuesday rain (34°F:45°F), Wednesday sunny (37°F:50°F)
[23:47:44] <Bytram> !uid
[23:47:44] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6482, owned by poofygoof
[23:48:00] * Bytram cheers on the New England Patriots
[23:49:29] * Bytram first points on the board: NE 3 PA 0
[23:51:06] <charon_> PA has a football team?
[23:51:32] <charon_> hiyo Bytram
[23:51:45] <Bytram> charon_: hiyo!
[23:52:14] <Bytram> Well, PA thinks they do... time will tell, right?
[23:54:03] <charon_> how are things, Bytram?
[23:54:49] <Bytram> am okay; had a full day at work. arm (and finger) are much better, but now right leg has cramps all day long -- hard to stand/walk
[23:55:11] <Bytram> took it easy, as much as I could, and my cowrokers were incredibly supportive -- mage a huge difference
[23:55:19] <Bytram> s/g/d/
[23:55:19] <sedctl> <Bytram> took it easy, as much as I could, and my cowrokers were incredibly supportive -- made a huge difference
[23:55:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lavabit Email Service to Relaunch - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-trap!
[23:56:48] <charon_> that's good. glad they were helpful instead of Nelson-ing you
[23:57:33] <Bytram> ~blame
[23:57:33] * exec points at Bytram
[23:57:45] <charon_> #nelson Bytram
[23:57:45] <MrPlow> Bytram: HA HA!
[23:57:45] <Bytram> yeah, I can count on you guys, though =)
[23:57:50] <Bytram> LOL!
[23:57:58] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[23:58:00] <exec> └─ 13Boffins ready to demo 1.44 petabit-per-second fibre cables • The Register
[23:58:21] <charon_> what is it with The Reg and the word boffin?