#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-20

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[00:55:53] * TheMightyBuzzard has slayed the evil chromas
[00:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:58:07] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 284
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[01:00:53] <swiss> qq
[01:00:57] <swiss> the beast strikes again
[01:01:07] <jasassin> heh :)
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[01:10:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that was anticlimactic
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[01:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
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[01:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
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[01:34:00] <SirFinkus> anyone ever use nixos? it sounds appealing to me
[01:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g nixos
[01:34:17] <MrPlow> https://nixos.org - "NixOS has a completely declarative approach to configuration management: you write a specification of the desired configuration of your system in NixOS's ..."
[01:35:21] <SirFinkus> https://nixos.org
[01:35:24] <exec> └─ 13About NixOS
[01:35:28] <SirFinkus> it seems like a smart idea
[01:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> has systemd. i ain't puttin no beta init system on a server.
[01:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even a dev server
[01:36:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds interesting otherwise though
[02:09:51] <chromas> it's probably beta too though
[02:11:14] <chromas> [inauguration intensifies]
[02:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> beta software i could live with in a dev environment. beta init systems, kernels, and the like? not so much.
[02:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i forgot how much fun terminator 2 was
[02:15:18] <chromas> beta bytes
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[05:07:59] <jasassin> :)
[05:13:22] <swiss> finally!
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[05:32:03] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com this guy is the best
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[07:27:51] <jasassin> i love this virtualbox... i wanna mess around with virtualbox headless where you can rdp into virtual machines that is sweet
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[10:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massive Oracle Critical Patch Update Fixes 270 Vulnerabilities - http://sylnt.us - this-is-getting-old
[11:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ bitches! it's fishin day!
[11:12:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3138
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[11:22:12] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 17°C/62°F, 10:22 pm AEDT, Friday, 20 January 2017
[11:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !bier crutchy
[11:22:25] * Bender schenkt een glas duvel in voor crutchy
[11:22:38] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard o/
[11:22:39] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard o/, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[11:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[11:22:48] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:23:02] <crutchy> fine evening for watching some steven segal
[11:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather crutchy
[11:23:04] <exec> 10Melbourne VIC - currently 62°F, cloudy, wind S at 18 mph, humidity 64% - Friday cloudy (56°F:68°F), Saturday partly cloudy (52°F:73°F), Sunday sunny (63°F:90°F), Monday mostly cloudy (71°F:90°F)
[11:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking schwartzenager. gonna finish up watching T2
[11:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[11:23:34] <crutchy> hah noice
[11:23:34] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 56°F, cloudy, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 94% - Friday cloudy (55°F:66°F), Saturday partly cloudy (52°F:68°F), Sunday rain (41°F:57°F), Monday partly cloudy (34°F:50°F)
[11:23:51] <crutchy> merry fkin trump day
[11:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm, damned good fishin weather on both halves of the globe
[11:24:00] <crutchy> its gunna be yuuuge
[11:24:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> globalwarming++
[11:24:02] <Bender> karma - globalwarming: 2
[11:24:52] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:24:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3139
[11:24:54] <Bytram> !uid
[11:24:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6480, owned by alcamtar
[11:25:14] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram sir o/
[11:25:15] * exec spontaneously uninstalls a fartbox of pyjama time from Bytram
[11:25:26] <Bytram> ~gday crutchy
[11:25:27] * exec proverbially cropdusts an animated gif of Kenny's chocolate milk mix over crutchy
[11:25:29] <crutchy> stop! pyjama time!
[11:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, everyone but me gonna be all wound up about Trump. ima be all wound up bout da fooshes.
[11:25:45] <crutchy> heh
[11:25:55] <Bytram> what's the difference? Ba-doom, tish!
[11:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt can't touch this
[11:25:57] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:01] <crutchy> the news gotta always be wound up about something
[11:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be bout the execllent fishing weather we're having
[11:26:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean 60F days in january
[11:26:46] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: did you see that I had a new present for ya? https://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:26:49] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #9 - Please Post no Comments - Dev.SN
[11:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, ain't had the mornin energy and time to get on the sorting yet though.
[11:27:27] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's weird though. i didn't play with the actual sorting algorithm i didn't think.
[11:28:14] <Bytram> there's [at least] one more variation on hierarchy I wanna put out there, but if you can get that one working, I think you're most of the way there!
[11:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i was pretty sure i excluded flat from any of the new code.
[11:28:57] <Bytram> worst case, it just becomes a special case where you extract and output ORDER BY cid;
[11:29:52] <Bytram> ummm, ORDER BY cid [ASCENDING|DESCENDING];
[11:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, perl gets the results as a hash and hashes are inherently unsorted.
[11:30:32] <Bytram> nod nod...
[11:30:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> so order by shouldn't matter
[11:31:06] <Bytram> but if you maintain the cid in the structure, it gives you something you can sort on to guarantee flat newest/oldest works.
[11:31:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:31:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3140
[11:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's why dnsmasq wasn't running. i forgot to add it to the autostart.
[11:32:00] <Bytram> wasn't clear, was using SQL to portray the concept of what order the comments should come out; I underwstand that by the time you are doing the actual output, the order by info is no longer pertinent.
[11:32:12] <Bytram> sounds like that would do it,
[11:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger
[11:35:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: If I can make the time for it, you know I'm gonna make test data that provides 'interesting data' for *all* of the permutations
[11:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[11:35:37] <Bytram> threshold: [-1..5] and breakthrough [-1..5] with [flat|no comments|threaded] and [oldest first|newest first|highest scores first|Oldest first (ignore threads)|Newest First (ignore Threads)]
[11:36:30] <Bytram> hmm, is there an API where I can mod comments? I do haz my cookie which could be used to access/allow things based on priv.
[11:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna pare it down to three options when i get into it. oldest first, newest first, by score.
[11:36:52] <Bytram> only other alternative is to go into the DB and do things manually, I suppose :P
[11:36:57] <crutchy> haven't built that script yet :p
[11:37:11] <crutchy> could just pretend to be hooman
[11:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, there's no calls for authenticated stuff except posting and submitting yet in the API
[11:38:13] <Bytram> was what I thought; I connect with my cookie, so I can avoid the comment posting delay, so there IS that.
[11:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can do that with bash and curl though. moderation is just a get request.
[11:38:37] <Bytram> right, but I am limited to 5 mod points per day... and once per comment
[11:38:48] * TheMightyBuzzard quirks a brow
[11:38:53] <Bytram> I need to be able to multi-mod any given comment
[11:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> make yourself another dozen admin accounts then, admin
[11:39:23] <crutchy> :D
[11:39:51] <Bytram> sadly, even a dozen admin accounts wouldn't be enough
[11:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and give them a gerzillion mod points with one little sql command
[11:40:19] <Bytram> I suppose... is just a whole lot more complicated
[11:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's easy
[11:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> update users set points = 10000;
[11:40:50] <Bytram> at the green site, admins had unlimited mod points, can we implement that here?
[11:40:56] <Bytram> at least for dev?
[11:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can but we don't want it happening on live
[11:41:14] <Bytram> oh, most certainly.
[11:41:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> or we could just change the script for dev to hand out 10k a day instead of 5
[11:42:07] <Bytram> would it still be each user is limited to one mod per comment?
[11:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, which is why make a dozen extra accounts
[11:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> "for the swarm!"
[11:42:51] <Bytram> so, I suppose I could 'meta' it...
[11:43:30] <Bytram> mod comment cid=12345 which started at 0 to +4 would expand into having 4 different admins do a +1
[11:44:07] <Bytram> would much prefer being able to multi-mod as a single user
[11:45:27] <Bytram> btw, while I have you here and the thought is in my mind, what are your thoughts on making the HallOfFame more accessible? Maybe in the "SoylentNews" slashbox on the LHS of the main page.
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[11:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, changed the var so dev now gives out 10k mod points each
[11:50:25] <Bytram> A quick look through site vars failed to reveal where I could allow multi-mod on a comment.
[11:50:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: is that for *all* users? or just admin?
[11:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> all
[11:50:47] <Bytram> i.e. what is the min seclev for that?
[11:50:49] <Bytram> k
[11:51:05] <Bytram> which var did you change?
[11:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> m1_pointsgrant_arbitrary
[11:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> then ran the runtask task process_moderation
[11:52:15] <Bytram> ahh, okay. I was looking at *mod* and didn't think to look for m1* like you said: m1_pointsgrant_arbitrary
[11:52:24] <Bytram> kewel
[11:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah. five terminal screens running the same bash script using a different username could mod every comment on the front page pretty easily.
[11:55:10] <Bytram> kinda, need to be able to downmod, too... so you're initial 'dozen admins' sounds about right.
[11:56:16] <Bytram> I've finally got a running Ubuntu VM again, but still need to repopulate a clone of rehash on it. :/
[11:56:52] * Bytram wonders where the code checks to see if I've already modded comment
[12:01:07] <Bytram> oooooh... I'd forgotten about scrolling within 'long' comments! another test combination variable!
[12:02:38] <Bytram> btw, on dev, I'm still seeing no timestamp on comments
[12:03:30] <Bytram> well, that's enough for one morning... have an appt at the Dr in 2 hours... will ponder and check back in later today, if I can.
[12:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[12:03:41] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: best of luck with the fooshin!
[12:04:04] <Bytram> e.g.: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> change your time string settings
[12:04:08] <exec> └─ 13Dev.SN Comments | Hang Many Comments Here
[12:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you were probably testing something and borked it
[12:04:40] <Bytram> yes, I know I can do that, but how did it guet messed up in the first place? I've made no changes to it AFAI can recall
[12:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, check now
[12:06:27] <Bytram> did you change my profile?
[12:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, took the time pref off default and then back
[12:06:53] <Bytram> I now see: on Saturday December 03, @01:37AM
[12:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was probably set to some wackiness by you
[12:07:31] <Bytram> I coulda done THAT! The point is that could the same thing happen on prod?
[12:07:47] <Bytram> HOW did it happen?
[12:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably but if users wanna bugger up their profile i'm not currently inclined to stop them.
[12:08:30] <Bytram> was mine not set to default?
[12:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was displaying as set to default cause it couldn't find the value it was set to
[12:09:08] <Bytram> oh! that's different!
[12:09:23] <Bytram> now I understand. thanks!
[12:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> so in the dropdown it had the default selected cause it couldn't and in the code it broke the time displaying cause it couldn't.
[12:09:42] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:09:43] <MrPlow> Today: Overcast. High 66F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 68F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
[12:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you prolly borked it when you were talking about adding a new time display mode
[12:09:57] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:10:55] <Bytram> could have been in a template I was practicing on dev, but never made it to the back-end code to make it part of a release
[12:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> very likely
[12:11:59] <Bytram> okay, that's enough thinkin' for one morning... dr's appt in less than 2hrs and I didn't get enough sleep...
[12:12:04] <Bytram> catch y'all laters
[12:12:09] <Bytram> ~gnight Tachyon
[12:12:10] * exec homogeneously piles a shot of stahhhp! on Tachyon
[12:12:11] <Bytram> oops
[12:12:15] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause putting a new value in the template but not in the code would severely bork itself
[12:12:16] * exec deliciously ejaculates a wide load of EF's extensions at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[12:12:25] * exec brazenly pisses my butt of dongles on Bytram
[12:12:36] <Bytram> tie.
[12:12:40] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[12:12:45] <Bytram> much appreciate the chit chat@
[12:12:57] <Bytram> s/@/!/
[12:12:58] <exec> <Bytram> much appreciate the chit chat!
[12:13:07] <Bytram> laters
[12:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, either "chat" or "ch@"
[12:14:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: pm?
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[12:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[12:34:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:35:29] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> viktree!
[12:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[12:35:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:36:22] <MrPlow> #fite Bytram falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:36:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
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[14:05:15] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
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[14:05:46] <cmn32480> TMB - https://soylentnews.org
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[14:43:55] <cmn32480> trump and Obama metting at the white house for the last time...
[14:45:42] <Runaway1956> I gotta hit the front page, and see if I can rub some salt on the liberal butt-hurt, LOL
[14:46:04] <cmn32480> lol
[14:46:36] <cmn32480> tyell you what Runaway1956, the new first lady is a looker
[14:46:46] <cmn32480> apparently smart AF too
[14:46:54] <Runaway1956> You guys ought to go ahead and put Aristarchus article up - "Racists Anonymous" - we could have a lot of fun with that
[14:47:01] <cmn32480> lol
[14:47:26] <Runaway1956> I remember saying something like that about Sarah Palin - she would have been the first VP that I liked looking at.
[14:48:04] <cmn32480> but I think she is dumb as a post
[14:48:44] <boru> She's mute? The poor dear.
[14:49:01] <Runaway1956> Sarah, or Melania is dumb as a post? Or, both? Probably both. I mean, she MARRIED that butt ugly guy, right?
[14:49:08] <cmn32480> we wish.. if Sarah Pal;in couldn't talk, we'd all be better off
[14:49:32] <boru> It'd be better if all political types couldn't speak.
[14:49:34] <Runaway1956> I just heard that Sarah said "Today is the end of an error"
[14:49:46] <Runaway1956> Now you're talking, Boru
[14:49:59] <cmn32480> Palin isn't wrong...
[14:50:16] <boru> Pit combat. Pin the legislation to their back to indicate what they are trying to pass, and let them at it.
[14:50:45] <boru> Congressdome: two politicians enter, no one leaves.
[14:50:58] <boru> No speaking required.
[14:51:00] <cmn32480> there is some good thought to that boru
[14:51:06] <boru> I have my moments.
[14:51:19] <cmn32480> BUsh 43 just arrived
[14:51:39] * cmn32480 is watching it live on Fox News
[14:51:41] <Runaway1956> Oh, wow, I didn't realize how serious a threat tree rats are . . .
[14:53:08] <Runaway1956> "Leverage what you know"
[14:53:24] <Runaway1956> I guess I could volunteer to be the perpetual complainer?
[14:53:33] <cmn32480> you already do that
[14:53:38] <Runaway1956> LMAO
[14:53:47] <Runaway1956> You ain't heard NOTHIN yet!
[14:53:53] * boru chuckles.
[14:54:23] <cmn32480> oh... we;ve heard plenty
[14:54:37] <cmn32480> and I am sure that we will hear a shitton more all day long...
[14:54:46] <cmn32480> there's a lotta butthurt people in the DC area today
[14:55:08] <Runaway1956> Poking sticks at at liberals doesn't count as complaining, that's more like bear baiting
[14:55:25] <Runaway1956> I didn't even whine or complain when I as mod-banned, did I?
[14:55:34] <cmn32480> nope
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[15:14:31] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 3°C/37°F, 4:14 pm GMT+1, Friday, 20 January 2017
[15:16:11] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, just had a 2 minute 503 error, but it's OK now
[15:16:38] <Runaway1956> Shhhhh, the guru is meditating . . .
[15:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA: stuff is breaking in fun new ways after a mysql update
[15:22:59] <cmn32480> ~blame
[15:23:00] * exec points at Bytram
[15:25:37] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[15:25:39] * exec emphatically separates a safe space of silk underwear from janrinok
[15:26:09] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480 how's things in forklift wrecking land?
[15:26:11] * exec cohesively blows a speck of privilege at cmn32480
[15:26:21] <cmn32480> just some left over dirt clods....
[15:26:37] <cmn32480> I can coem tear up your garden in the spring if you need
[15:26:47] <cmn32480> to help with your weed growing
[15:26:49] <janrinok> I take it you haven't been promoted yet then?
[15:27:28] <janrinok> I don't think my weeds need much encouragement, they seem to be doing very well without either of our help
[15:27:35] <Runaway1956> I heard that cmn has reached his level of incompetence - I won't say who told me that.
[15:28:12] <janrinok> that's very unfair - I'm fairly sure that he will surprise us yet again in the future
[15:28:44] <Runaway1956> What are you saying - cmn can be more incompetent than he has allowed us to believe?
[15:28:44] <cmn32480> yeah.. I'm special.. and I still have LOTS of potential!
[15:29:05] * janrinok thinks he heard the cries of a special snowflake
[15:29:14] * cmn32480 melts
[15:29:45] <Runaway1956> LOL - don't melt - we still love you - don't leave us Frosty!
[15:38:39] <cmn32480> the way the weather is going.. we may not get an decent snow this year
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[15:52:48] <cmn32480> I give Hillary credit.. she showed up
[15:55:14] <Runaway1956> Oh, wow. Is she heavily sedated?
[15:56:23] <cmn32480> can't tell.. but if I was her.. I'd prolly need to be
[15:56:30] <NCommander> Frack
[15:56:37] <NCommander> Table optimizations deadlocked the DB server
[15:56:45] <NCommander> Site is going to be borderline unusable for a bit
[15:57:08] * cmn32480 notes we may need to change the answer to ~blame
[15:57:38] <NCommander> It's going through the comments table
[15:57:41] <NCommander> Damn it
[15:57:52] <NCommander> I forgot optimize locks tables as it goes or I would have scheduled downtime
[15:58:28] <cmn32480> shit happens NCommander. Don't sweat it
[15:58:36] <Runaway1956> What's to optimize on a table? Bottle of Scotch, tub of ice, and a glass - what else can possibly be done to optimize a table?
[15:58:58] <cmn32480> add Irish whiskey?
[15:59:04] <NCommander> Runaway1956, we use MySQL cluster; One of the side effects is that after a schema change (or in our case) a database upgrade, you need to run OPTIMIZE to get performance out of the toilet
[15:59:16] <cmn32480> maybe some pretzels, or snacks?
[15:59:21] <NCommander> Basically the equivelent of PostgreSQL VACCUM
[16:00:23] <cmn32480> jebus... the fruit salad on some of the guys on the podium goes all the way to the shoulder...
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[16:10:54] <TK> Is the site down?
[16:11:49] <janrinok> yup - upgrade isn't going too well
[16:12:55] <TK> godspeed
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[16:13:18] <NCommander> Upgrade complete
[16:13:22] <janrinok> it is working but performance might be crap for a few hours
[16:13:23] <NCommander> TK, it was just lagging very badly
[16:13:34] <janrinok> I stand corrected
[16:13:38] <NCommander> TK, janrinok: OPTIMIZE finally finished, we're back in business
[16:14:18] <NCommander> TK, janrinok: it never actually went down, but the DB servers were pegged rebuilding indexes.
[16:15:10] <janrinok> well I got 503s for a couple of minutes
[16:15:36] <NCommander> janrinok, the database servers got swamped unfortunately. I should have taken pre-emptive measures, but site performance looks like its back to normal
[16:15:42] <TK> same, followed by "internal server error"
[16:15:51] <TK> and we're back
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[16:28:56] <cmn32480> I'm not sure if Trump has RBF... or he might be nervous
[16:29:34] <Leebert> I was thinking the same thing.
[16:29:58] <Leebert> It might be a bit of the dog that caught the car going on...
[16:30:21] <Leebert> I don't care who you are, going through that whole ceremony has got to be very "shit just got real"
[16:30:32] <cmn32480> definetly
[16:30:38] <cmn32480> I hope yoiu stayed home from work today
[16:30:45] <Leebert> Hells yes.
[16:31:05] * cmn32480 woulda called in sick.. or dead
[16:31:08] <Leebert> I abandoned that city like a rat on a sinking ship Tuesday night and won't go back until at least Monday.
[16:31:52] <Leebert> I could swear the announcer for this whole thing is the same guy who announces the Washington Capitals games...
[16:32:09] <cmn32480> could be
[16:32:38] <Leebert> I expect him to say "Ladies and gentlemen, President Barack H. Obama, five minute major for fighting."
[16:32:50] <cmn32480> lol
[16:33:36] <cmn32480> that place has GOT to be a zoo
[16:33:38] <cmn32480> today
[16:33:45] <Leebert> It actually doesn't look that bad, tbh
[16:33:55] <Leebert> I'm surprised at how few people are actually there.
[16:34:15] <Leebert> I'll give this to the district: They're damn good at big crowds.
[16:34:47] <Leebert> The National Park Service doesn't get nearly enough respect.
[16:35:02] <cmn32480> they are a spectacular group
[16:35:03] <Leebert> I wonder who the designated survivor is?
[16:35:15] <cmn32480> good question
[16:37:16] <cmn32480> The job would fall to the highest ranking non-political official in the department Friday afternoon, according to State department sources. That person would be the Under-Secretary for Political Affairs, Tom Shannon.
[16:37:56] <Leebert> I am reading the same article. :)
[16:38:40] <cmn32480> google. is your firend... sometimes
[16:40:03] <Bytram> what article?
[16:40:23] <cmn32480> http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com
[16:40:24] <exec> └─ 13Designated survivor from Obama cabinet to sit out inauguration i - Hawaii News Now - KGMB and KHNL
[16:40:38] <Bytram> mare sea
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[16:41:47] <Leebert> OMG as an audio engineering guy I want to thwack her. DO NOT ADJUST THE MICROPHONE
[16:41:56] <cmn32480> lol
[16:42:04] <cmn32480> all of them have touched the mic
[16:43:22] <Leebert> Way too many people in the crowd who don't get the whole "take your hat off for a prayer" thing.
[16:43:31] <cmn32480> no big shock
[16:43:34] * Bytram turns on the telly
[16:43:45] <cmn32480> happens at every ballopark around the country too for prayers and SSB
[16:44:48] <Leebert> Ugh. yes, around here that whole "O!!!!!" thing during the SSB makes me cringe every time
[16:45:22] * Bytram decides to just listen and go make his lunch
[16:45:25] <Bytram> biab
[16:46:20] <cmn32480> The "O" doesn't bother me so much
[16:46:38] <cmn32480> it's the hat thing that psisses me off... because the announcer SAYS TO TAKE THEM OFF
[16:47:17] <cmn32480> that is an awesopme shot from the top of the Capital Dome
[16:47:29] <cmn32480> looking down the Mall
[16:49:18] <cmn32480> and this one is a political speech
[16:49:28] <Leebert> yeah...
[16:50:11] <cmn32480> gender identity.. really??????
[16:50:32] <Leebert> Haven't gotten to that point yet; I'm probably a bit behind.
[16:50:38] <Leebert> streaming YouTube
[16:51:34] <cmn32480> I'm watchign live on Fox News
[16:51:44] <Leebert> I might have just missed it.
[16:51:45] <cmn32480> streaming
[16:52:22] <cmn32480> http://www.foxnews.com
[16:52:24] <exec> └─ 13Inauguration protests turn violent, car torched | Fox News
[16:53:23] <cmn32480> hang on.. let me contain my surprise
[16:54:20] <Leebert> Interesting that the VP gets sworn in first. I guess that technically means that Pence will be Obama's VP for a few minutes.
[16:54:52] <Bytram> nod nod
[16:55:05] <Bytram> ~weather washington DC
[16:55:06] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 45°F, cloudy, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 80% - Friday rain (44°F:49°F), Saturday cloudy (49°F:56°F), Sunday rain (48°F:53°F), Monday rain (44°F:52°F)
[16:55:07] <Leebert> Poor Barron can't stand still.
[16:56:08] <cmn32480> the kid is like 10?... could you stand still?
[16:56:33] <Bytram> after being there for hours, already? heck no!
[16:56:38] <Leebert> I still can't. I'm not judging him; more empathizing with him.
[16:56:48] <cmn32480> I agree
[16:56:53] <cmn32480> I feel for the kid
[16:56:57] <Bytram> agreed
[16:57:04] <Bytram> Mommy? I gotta pee!
[16:57:12] <Bytram> NOW!!
[16:57:14] <Leebert> I kind of like the fact that we're going to have a first son for the first time in like, forever.
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[16:57:29] <Leebert> Nothing against the daughters, but it's a nice change.
[16:57:37] <cmn32480> kids in the wite house hasn't happened since Kennedy, I think...
[16:57:40] <Bytram> when was the last one? JFK?
[16:57:51] <Bytram> ninja'd
[16:57:51] <Leebert> Yes, but his son was like an infant.
[16:57:55] <cmn32480> male kids, I mean
[16:58:17] <Bytram> who can forget that salute at his dad's funeral... chokes me up just thinking of it
[16:58:28] <Leebert> Poor Barron apparently hasn't met Wikipedia's notability standard to have his own entry.
[16:58:38] <cmn32480> lol
[16:58:41] <cmn32480> his mom has one
[16:58:55] <Bytram> Barron who? Trump?
[16:59:01] <cmn32480> yes
[16:59:04] <cmn32480> the first Boy
[16:59:05] <Bytram> kthx
[16:59:23] <Leebert> Wasn't there a movie about that once?
[16:59:24] * Bytram is not at all familiar with the politco's family trees
[16:59:34] <Leebert> Ah yes. https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:59:35] <exec> └─ 13First Kid - Wikipedia
[16:59:43] <Leebert> How could I forget some of Sinbad's best work?
[17:00:53] <Bytram> there must have been a movie... with jackie O being so photogenic, and that salute? Can't imagine everyone in hollywood could resist that!
[17:01:16] <Leebert> Not about the Kennedy thing, about a first son...
[17:01:30] <Bytram> oh? oh. I dunno about that one.
[17:01:47] <Leebert> Well, there it is.
[17:02:21] <Bytram> and it has come to this.
[17:03:08] <Leebert> I can't wait to get back to work on Monday and remind all of my civil servant friends that they now work for DJT. :)
[17:03:59] <cmn32480> lol
[17:04:43] <Leebert> I shouldn't talk, I'm in a worse position. As a government contractor, he's my customer... and he's not exactly well known for being nice to contractors.
[17:04:56] <Leebert> HAHAHA It started raining immediately after he took the oath.
[17:05:09] <cmn32480> maybe his orange dye will run
[17:09:19] <Leebert> I'm not terribly impressed by this speech.
[17:10:34] <Leebert> Definitely not a "let's all come together" speech.
[17:11:43] * NCommander is watching it
[17:11:59] <NCommander> I'm keeping a tally on how many falsehoods I caught thus far
[17:12:43] * mechanicjay is not paying attention to any of it
[17:12:50] <Bytram> will that fit in an INT or do you need a LONG?
[17:13:15] <NCommander> Bytram, depends on the size of your integer :)
[17:13:33] <Leebert> Well, at least we're building railways.
[17:13:37] <Bytram> NCommander++ bangup job on the site upgrade!
[17:13:37] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 115
[17:14:05] <Bytram> NCommander: /me launches dc and issuez: 64 k
[17:14:51] <NCommander> Honestly, and I feel dirty admitting it, but I do agree on Trump that a lot of money could be used to rebuild infrastructure and expanding public works. That's about the only common ground I can find on his positions and mine.
[17:15:21] <Leebert> Oh, I'm totally about infrastructure and public works.
[17:15:24] <NCommander> But I suspect the next four years are going to make me want to hide under a desk
[17:15:28] <Bytram> agreed that rebuilding infrastructure is a ++
[17:15:45] <Bytram> but with what will we pay for it?
[17:15:50] <NCommander> The one thing I do know about this administration is that he's going to seriously try and do everything he's said and not go back on his word
[17:15:52] <Leebert> I'm just not confident in the political process to actually do it correctly.
[17:16:33] <Bytram> NCommander: /me is simultaneously encouraged and horrified at that thought
[17:17:03] <Leebert> I honestly am fascinated to watch what happens.
[17:17:34] <NCommander> I was a firefighter. See one train wreck, seen them all
[17:17:56] <NCommander> This will be one of the most expensive ones though but there won't be a person alive today who won't be able to say they haven't seen a million dollar car wreck :)
[17:18:06] <Leebert> I've had a pretty decent chance to observe the federal bureacracy firsthand for a while now, and either he's going to fail heavily at some of his promises, or he's going to re-define the relationship between the Executive and the Bureaucracy
[17:18:14] <Leebert> ignore that misspeling
[17:18:52] <cmn32480> damn.. that was a short speech
[17:18:56] <cmn32480> relatively
[17:19:02] <NCommander> https://twitter.com - and that's a thing now
[17:19:04] <exec> └─ 13President Trump (@POTUS) | Twitter
[17:19:08] <Leebert> The shorter, the better. I'm still a bit behind.
[17:19:20] <Leebert> whitehouse.gov has switched over
[17:20:04] <cmn32480> he seriously suffers from RBF
[17:20:13] <NCommander> RBF?
[17:20:19] <cmn32480> Resting Bitch Face
[17:20:36] <NCommander> I couldn't figure out the look on Obama's face through all of this
[17:20:47] <Bytram> brb
[17:21:03] <cmn32480> he was watching his legacy go straight in the crapper
[17:21:49] <cmn32480> ~define resting bitch face
[17:21:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03resting bitch face: a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
[17:22:33] * NCommander deep sighs
[17:23:49] <cmn32480> enough with the religious invocations
[17:23:50] <Leebert> I'm trying to get a friend of mine to bet on whether or not he'll make it the full 4 years.
[17:24:11] <Bytram> back
[17:24:16] <cmn32480> as in he'll quit? impeached? assassinated?
[17:24:36] * Bytram thinks any polytheists might be a bit irked at these benedictions, so far
[17:24:42] <Leebert> This is the same guy I won $100 from on "Hillary won't win the primary" in 2008 and $100 on "Obama will be re-elected" in 2012.
[17:24:47] <Leebert> cmn32480: Any of those would work.
[17:24:57] <cmn32480> interesting bet
[17:25:11] <Leebert> cmn32480: Want to bet on it?
[17:25:19] <cmn32480> black man on the podium.. bring in the military
[17:25:22] <cmn32480> hell no
[17:25:43] <Bytram> national anthem
[17:29:10] <cmn32480> damn... Bob Dole looks OLD
[17:29:25] <cmn32480> oh
[17:29:28] <Leebert> Well, at least he avoided grabbing the young lady who sand the national anthem
[17:29:29] <cmn32480> he's 93...
[17:29:30] <Bytram> well, maybe because he IS old
[17:29:41] <cmn32480> lol
[17:30:47] <Leebert> She was cute. Alas, gloves so I can't see if she had a ring so I don't know if I should feel guilty for thinking that.
[17:36:42] <Bytram> break time... afk
[17:37:20] <Leebert> OK, back to work. Catch y'all later.
[17:38:04] <cmn32480> she was an American Idol contestant or something
[17:42:06] <cmn32480> it is amazing...
[17:42:40] <Leebert> I just found out how young she is. I now regret my "she was cute" comment.
[17:42:53] <cmn32480> when you look at all the countries in the world where there is a transition of power that is generally done by bloodshed and revolution, we have been able to do this, without fail, 45 times
[17:44:01] <cmn32480> lol
[17:44:05] <cmn32480> under 18?
[17:44:51] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: true, that's not a bad record...Still though, the way we're setup, only a small amount of power ever changes hands at one time. President, some congress critters, a judge every now and again.
[17:45:50] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - agreed... but the changing of a head of state, with a handshake and a hug is a strange thing in many places in this world
[17:45:51] <mechanicjay> If you equate the federal govt to your grandfather's axe. We're only ever changing the handle or the head at any one time, over time, it's a different axe many times over, but in the near term, it's never really all that differnt.
[17:46:12] <cmn32480> this is the part where the video game usually starts...
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[20:45:39] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 3°C/37°F, 3:45 pm GMT-5, Friday, 20 January 2017
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[21:07:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Sues Oracle, Alleges Salary and Hiring Discrimination - http://sylnt.us - uncle-larry-won't-even-feel-it
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[22:02:56] * Deucalion neglected to /part #fite last time here. 135 toasters on the desktop is no fun.
[22:04:02] <charon_> heh
[22:04:13] <charon_> they don't collapse?
[22:06:23] <Deucalion> They do after about 5 seconds or so each. In the meantime, lots of toast as shit catches up.
[22:07:14] <Deucalion> Then 135 slices of toast to look through for the 2 even vaguely relevant things
[22:07:17] <Deucalion> my bad
[22:08:02] * charon_ takes notes on how to more effectively troll Deucalion
[22:08:46] * Deucalion takes note on how to more effectively _line users :P
[22:09:24] <charon_> awww, you always pull out the big guns
[22:09:48] <Deucalion> It's the only gun I got, take it or leave it baby.
[22:10:02] * Deucalion jiggles
[22:10:27] <charon_> more effective with the old name
[22:10:59] <charon_> so how's by you?
[22:13:55] <Deucalion> Another harrowing week personally and work, otherwise good I guess. You?
[22:17:22] <charon_> good days and bad. overall it's sitting at a smidge over "meh"
[22:17:58] <charon_> had to work on one of my days off yesterday.
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[22:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> today: fish > TheMightyBuzzard
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[22:24:30] <Deucalion> Fishing in winter? Do they even feed this time of year or just lurk at the bottom doing bugger all?
[22:25:17] * Deucalion would be the guy fishing with no hook just to contemplate the pond :)
[22:26:17] <Deucalion> charon_, welcome to my boat for a change. At least mine has a better destination :P
[22:27:16] <charon_> true, and there's no fish in the river Styx
[22:38:53] <Deucalion> I saw some dead and bloated ones floating about last time you tried to row me over there.... what is there to eat on the other shore anyway? Burning coal as an appetiser? /me wonders what would happen if the dead's oarsman were to be commutated to another cause... would we be left with an over population crisis as no-one dies :D
[22:44:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya man. i rocked their fishy socks wednesday but they had their revenge today.
[22:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just feed slower and are in deeper water, so no bank fishing. boat or bust.
[22:45:31] <Deucalion> Shows what I know about fish I guess
[22:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! http://www.ghacks.net
[22:46:58] <exec> └─ 13Good Riddance: 3D TV is dead - gHacks Tech News
[22:47:04] * Deucalion would be dead day 1 come the zombie apocalypse
[22:47:26] <charon_> when the ramen noodles run out
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[22:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i been out on the lake since sometime before 10am and didn't eat breakfast (never do). time to find something resembling food and eat it.
[22:48:35] <Deucalion> Shouldn't that read "3D TV is dead, again. Just like last time and the time before that... and the time before that"
[22:48:57] * TheMightyBuzzard hands Deucalion some wooden stakes and a head chopping axe.
[22:50:39] * Deucalion looks at new inventory items and weeps..... I only came here for the promise of unicorns now I have kill things, this will not end well.
[22:50:58] <charon_> now my 3d TV is an expensive paperweight.
[22:51:17] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, amphetamines are not a substitute for food :P
[22:51:36] <Deucalion> charon_, so is that curved one :D
[22:52:04] <charon_> hah, i looked at the curved ones slightly seriously, but it really is just dmb
[22:52:45] <charon_> only if i were sitting directly at the center of the implied circle would it make sense
[22:54:30] <Deucalion> makes sense for large screens up close - but really... get out more, that screen is not going to impart anything of merit. /me tries not to channel the onion no TV guy and fails. /me feels human for failing YAA ME! Celebrate failure or something :)
[22:56:01] * Deucalion is out
[23:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, no, but coffee is.
[23:01:36] <charon_> cheers, toastmaster Deucalion
[23:01:58] <charon_> he's gonna kline me, i can feel it
[23:03:07] <charon_> also: sorry the fish defeated you, TheMightyBuzzard
[23:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's okay. it happens. makes the victories that much sweeter.
[23:04:30] <charon_> do you release them or just eat a lot of fish?
[23:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i don't keep bass. too fishy.
[23:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> also bash fishermen give you the hairy eyeball if you put one on a stringer.
[23:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, i eat a lot of fish.
[23:10:47] <charon_> i know next to nothing about fishing. can you target which kind of fish you want to catch? different lures and such?
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[23:23:03] <chromas> you just need to put a regex on the line
[23:24:57] <jasassin> #fite takyon
[23:24:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[23:25:28] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
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[23:25:41] <Fnord666> #fite jasassin
[23:25:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:25:41] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[23:25:41] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
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[23:26:20] <jasassin> #fite Bender
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[23:26:30] <jasassin> #fite Booga1
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[23:27:02] <jasassin> #fite swiss
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[23:27:20] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at swiss's feet.
[23:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon_, ya. absolutely. most lures you see in stores are for bass anywhere south of the mason-dixon line. pretty much just crappie jigs and rooster tails for crappie. catfish will occasionally bite a rubber worm but not bloody often.
[23:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> live bait works for all of the above though and stink bait for catfish.
[23:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bytram
[23:52:51] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a pikachu
[23:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> why'd you break the server earlier, Bytram?
[23:53:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: whatz THAT for?
[23:53:15] <Bytram> tweren't me, honest!
[23:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, who broke the server?
[23:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[23:53:33] * exec points at Bytram
[23:53:49] * Bytram glances at NC doing emergnecy server upgrade which I had recommended to you
[23:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, your fault then
[23:54:02] * Bytram well, asked about
[23:54:12] * Bytram blames oracle
[23:54:37] <Bytram> speaking of which, I 'spose I should D/L a NEW version of VirtualBox, eh?
[23:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, okay. i can live with that.
[23:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[23:54:51] <Bytram> of course, only weeks after I finally got a working Vm
[23:55:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> VB rarely makes things break with upgrades
[23:56:21] <Bytram> makes sense, but still good to know
[23:56:27] <Bytram> how was the fooshing?
[23:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap. still fishing though.
[23:56:49] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:57:42] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:57:44] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Leverage What You Know or Learn Something New -- Support SoylentNews!
[23:58:10] <Bytram> raises a good point that our favicon and that of Schneier look quite similar
[23:59:21] <Bytram> Schneier's "S" is a wee bit bolder, but at a glance, it is an easy mistake to make.