#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-16
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[00:12:59] <Runaway1956> Read another stupid article that mentions "male bonding"
[00:13:11] <Runaway1956> type into google "WTF is male bonding?"
[00:13:26] <Runaway1956> The best hit was an onion page, LMAO
[00:13:51] <Runaway1956> http://www.theonion.com
[00:13:53] <exec> └─ 13Tips For Male Bonding - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[00:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, fishing, hunting, watchin sports, drinkin beer.
[00:15:55] <Runaway1956> that's about it - but don't forget fighting
[00:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> "#fite the gods have smiled upon Ethanol-fueled" I figured they had to have for him to still be alive...
[00:16:23] <Runaway1956> LOL
[00:17:12] <Runaway1956> Wait - how do we know EF is alive?
[00:17:30] <Runaway1956> he may be a zombie
[00:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't heard the SJWs cheering
[00:18:36] <Runaway1956> Well, if he died in 1890 or so, the SJW's weren't even born then - and he's been biding his time ever since, waiting for the internet to be invented
[00:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be. i didn't think zombies drank booze though.
[00:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly just ate brains
[00:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt re: your brains
[00:20:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:41:52] <nick> https://www.technologyreview.com
[00:41:53] <exec> └─ 13Questionable “Young Blood” Transfusions Offered in U.S. as Anti-Aging Remedy
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[00:43:01] <charon> *that's* not super creepy
[00:45:02] <jasassin> #fite paulj72
[00:45:02] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see paulj72
[00:45:06] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[00:45:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:45:23] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[00:45:50] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
[00:45:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:45:57] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[00:46:18] <jasassin> #fite arti
[00:46:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:46:32] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[00:46:41] <nick> 'Ambrosia says it will enroll almost anyone over 35, and the fees of $8,000 per person could add up. But Karmazin rejects the idea he is out to generate profits.'
[00:47:13] <jasassin> #fite nick
[00:47:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:47:23] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at nick's feet.
[00:47:35] * TheMightyBuzzard high-fives nick
[00:47:45] * jasassin low-fives nick
[00:48:32] * TheMightyBuzzard belatedly reconsiders eating two bowls of beans at dinner
[00:50:04] <Runaway1956> You might consider a bowl of brains to settle those beans - jasassin is dead anyway
[00:51:29] * jasassin think Runaway1956 has too much faith in the corpse having any brains
[00:51:57] <jasassin> my mom made some bean soup last week
[00:52:05] <jasassin> my mom and my brother eat it, im not into it
[00:52:18] <jasassin> but it was a huge bowl... i had to pay the price for about 4 days
[00:52:28] <jasassin> a damn vat
[00:52:43] <jasassin> about every 20 minutes another 15 second fart
[00:52:44] * Runaway1956 shares the secret of baking soda
[00:52:51] <jasassin> i dunnot
[00:53:02] <jasassin> not sure, that might make someone explode
[00:53:13] <Runaway1956> put your dry beans into a bowl of water, add couple teaspoon of baking soda, and let soak
[00:53:22] <jasassin> what does that do?
[00:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, where's the fun in that?
[00:53:29] <jasassin> doesn't that totally fuck up the taste?
[00:53:37] <Runaway1956> after few hours, empty the foamy water, rinse, and add water for cooking
[00:53:49] <Runaway1956> the soda neutralizes the gas making part of the bean
[00:53:57] <jasassin> that is interesting im gonna tell that to my mom right now
[00:54:00] <jasassin> brb
[00:54:14] <jasassin> how long you soak for?
[00:54:18] <charon> but only if you chase it with vinegar
[00:54:33] * jasassin laughs at charon
[00:54:34] <Runaway1956> At least an hour, I usually soak for three or four hours
[00:55:45] <jasassin> very interesting told her... very interesting
[00:55:52] <Runaway1956> Fek - now the baking soda is no lonber a secret - unless I kill jasassin
[00:56:02] <jasassin> im already dead
[00:56:12] <Runaway1956> fekkin zombies
[00:56:16] * TheMightyBuzzard purges his logs so the roomie can never find the sekrit
[00:56:40] * jasassin feels sorry for the roommate
[00:57:05] <jasassin> poor bastage is gonna be sniffing farts till the day he bails
[00:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> his idea to eat beans. he gotta suffer the consequences this evening then ride in an enclosed truck all morning tomorrow.
[00:57:27] <jasassin> brutal
[00:57:48] <jasassin> you wanna be a real jerk? pull the fuse from the windows
[00:57:49] <jasassin> hahahahahahah
[00:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll sabotage his power window buttons
[00:57:58] <Runaway1956> turn the radio up, roll the windows down, let the farts blow through your hair
[00:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Runaway1956
[00:58:06] <Bender> Added quote 807
[00:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one's good even in context
[00:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... feelin nicotineish
[00:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:59:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 277
[00:59:31] <jasassin> nicotine++
[00:59:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 278
[00:59:35] <jasassin> im already smoking right now
[00:59:43] <Runaway1956> The Radio Gawds found an article on fart powered cars
[00:59:52] <Runaway1956> the gay member of the team liked that idea
[01:00:10] <Runaway1956> he wants a dildo built into his seat to collect the gas
[01:01:27] <jasassin> i have had to deal with this bean soup scenario too many times, whenever i smell bean soup, to me, it just smells like a fart
[01:01:52] <jasassin> farting into a dildo in your seat to power your car?
[01:02:05] <jasassin> sounds like something mr garrison would come up with
[01:02:21] <Runaway1956> I think the article was on onion-like spoof thingy, but the radio DJ's had fun with it
[01:02:38] <jasassin> no doubt
[01:04:00] <jasassin> with my luck first try i'd shart into the dildo and plug up the fart injectors
[01:04:33] <Runaway1956> me tries to unsee the mental image
[01:05:04] * jasassin laughs
[01:05:35] <jasassin> usb used to be cool when it was just usb
[01:06:00] <jasassin> now its micro mini, 1.0 2.0 3.0 3.0typea type b type-c is this shit still universal?
[01:06:13] <jasassin> no
[01:08:13] <Runaway1956> Well, yeah, it's still in this universe
[01:08:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kingston Announces a 2 TB USB Flash Drive - http://sylnt.us - maybe-you-CAN-take-it-with-you
[01:08:42] <jasassin> wow it could almost store my pr0n!
[01:09:31] <Runaway1956> I store my pron on Soylent's server
[01:10:13] <jasassin> got a hidden torrent service running? sending out all that awesome german porn?
[01:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you too? we should probably dedupe
[01:10:21] <jasassin> hahahahah
[01:10:34] <jasassin> maybe you guys should thinking about setting up a git repo for your porn
[01:10:52] <Runaway1956> But, I thought redundancy was a *good thing*
[01:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they're feminists. anything but lesbian porn would be grounds for suspension.
[01:11:35] <jasassin> thats not so bad
[01:11:42] <jasassin> guess i could live with that
[01:11:44] <jasassin> for awhile
[01:11:53] <jasassin> as long as it wasn't that bulldkye porn
[01:12:10] <jasassin> i've never seen any, but i know the internet... im sure it exists
[01:12:45] <Runaway1956> holy shit - I actually browsed one of those porn sites, to see what kind of shit I didn't know about
[01:12:53] <Runaway1956> and you can't un-see that shit
[01:12:54] <jasassin> i am sure it exists
[01:12:59] <jasassin> seee!!! see!!!!!
[01:13:03] <jasassin> no way man
[01:13:13] <jasassin> noone should ever see that
[01:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, the trick is expose your brain to every last little bit of it so that nothing shocks you anymore.
[01:13:35] <jasassin> two girls and one cup, or bulldkye porn. flip a coin.
[01:13:57] <jasassin> either way im vomiting
[01:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i could put goatse up as my wallpaper nowadays and be like "meh"
[01:14:24] <jasassin> well that wasn't that bad
[01:14:29] <jasassin> it's fucked up
[01:14:33] <jasassin> but nowadays thats nothing
[01:15:03] <jasassin> i just dont think i can take anymore desensitization
[01:15:05] <Runaway1956> school kids prompted me to do some research years ago when I found links to boneyourmother.com
[01:15:35] <jasassin> oh sure, blame your perversions on peer pressure!
[01:15:37] <Runaway1956> I'm like, "These kids are looking at THAT kind of shit?"
[01:15:44] <jasassin> hahahahahah
[01:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe they got hot moms. you should ask them if they have any naked pictures of them.
[01:16:40] <jasassin> that'd be fucked up if you went on there and saw some of those kids moms
[01:16:47] <Runaway1956> The kids in question? No hotties among them.
[01:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well
[01:17:44] <Runaway1956> I really think the hot mothers kids went for more conventional pr0n - that's all I ever found on their computers
[01:18:08] <Runaway1956> does that indicate a oedipus complex, maybe?
[01:19:03] <jasassin> ay ay ay
[01:19:21] <jasassin> not getting involved in this sigmund freud shit
[01:19:50] <Runaway1956> freud was a fraud anyway - he had penis envy, and projected it onto the women he knew
[01:19:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not an oedipus complex if you're wanting to bone someone else's mom
[01:20:23] <jasassin> oh so now we got 8K displays coming out? How in the fuck am I supposed to stream that?
[01:20:28] <jasassin> dual fios lines?
[01:21:52] <Runaway1956> I hear a truck - again - the stepson lives 1/4 mile away, and he puts about 40 miles per day on that truck driving up and down the road to our house
[01:22:22] <jasassin> yeah if sigmud freud had a huge dong, he probably would have went into the sensual massage business instead of psycho therapy
[01:23:30] <Runaway1956> later all - i'm going to bed before I fall out of my chair
[01:23:43] * jasassin waves
[01:23:52] <swiss> only need 50Mb for 8k
[01:24:39] <jasassin> only 50Mb
[01:24:41] <jasassin> hmmmm
[01:24:44] <jasassin> ONLY
[01:25:06] * jasassin mumbles something about the ammount of time he wasted with a 14.4k modem
[01:25:43] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at his 50Mb connection and grins
[01:25:51] * jasassin sighs
[01:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> not like it'll do me any good though. i don't plan on having anything higher than 1080p for a few years.
[01:26:35] <jasassin> same here man
[01:26:46] <jasassin> gonna keep what i have until it burns out
[01:27:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just got no interest in paying the new adopter premium on 4k or 8k
[01:27:07] <jasassin> got a 1080p panasonic the speakers were shit and blew out started doing that vibrating thing at certain sound levels
[01:27:19] <jasassin> got a soundbar open box 100 bucks so sweet
[01:27:37] <jasassin> this damn thing, my family HATES the subwoofer... but when they leave i turn it on
[01:28:10] <jasassin> i watched that james bond movie the new one where the building wall crahses down... holy shit! it was 10 times more awesome than a movie theatre and my dog ran into the bedroom
[01:28:14] <jasassin> i had to turn it off
[01:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine look like pacman ghosts
[01:28:23] <jasassin> ack
[01:28:29] <jasassin> you got screen burn?
[01:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's what my speakers look like
[01:28:50] <jasassin> OH!!!!
[01:28:56] <jasassin> thats weird
[01:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> dis: http://www.tweaktown.com
[01:29:22] <exec> └─ 13JBL unveils Creature III PC speakers
[01:29:45] <jasassin> weird
[01:30:41] <jasassin> do they sound good?
[01:30:45] <jasassin> can you get them loud?
[01:30:52] <jasassin> i mean loud enough to say shit thats too loud
[01:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno. i like my speakers to stay working rather than being blown.
[01:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they get loud enough that i run them at 50% volume usually.
[01:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i drop it down to 20% for pr0n when there's kids in the house though.
[01:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to drop it to 40% just now for youtube videos what're recorded too loud
[01:39:22] <jasassin> not bad
[01:39:32] <jasassin> as long as 50% is loud enough then its cool
[01:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, when i wanna hear it in the kitchen while i have the stove vent fan going i kick it up to 70%
[01:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> got the zac brown band going right now
[01:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:42:05] <exec> └─ 13Zac Brown Band - Heavy Is The Head (Audio) ft. Chris Cornell - YouTube
[01:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> that song there got them to #1 on the rock charts the same week as another single of theirs got them #1 on the country charts. only one ever done that before is bon jovi.
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[02:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Guy Done With U.S. Government Gig Decides to Write Science Papers - http://sylnt.us - spoiler-alert-its-the-president
[03:14:26] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[03:14:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:14:38] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[03:14:40] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[03:14:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:14:53] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[03:15:24] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[03:15:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:15:29] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[03:15:35] <Bytram> #fite exec
[03:15:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[03:15:54] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[04:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tightest Molecular Knot Created - http://sylnt.us - someone's-been-knotty
[04:32:43] <Deucalion> #weather
[04:32:43] <MrPlow> No location found for Deucalion
[04:32:53] <Deucalion> ~weather
[04:32:54] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 42°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 92% - Monday showers (34°F:43°F / 1°C:6°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (30°F:41°F / -1°C:5°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (33°F:42°F / 1°C:6°C), Thursday partly cloudy (34°F:45°F / 1°C:7°C)
[04:33:19] <Deucalion> meh, continued cold and shit then
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[04:37:34] <jasassin> #fite tramtrist
[04:37:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:37:50] <MrPlow> #fite tramtrist falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[04:37:59] <jasassin> #fite arti
[04:37:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:38:04] <MrPlow> #fite arti falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[04:38:24] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[04:38:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:38:30] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[04:38:34] * Deucalion stomps on jasassin's head jasassin falls dead at at Decalion's feet and stops spamming the place up with dite BS
[04:39:08] <jasassin> #fite mngrif
[04:39:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:39:16] <MrPlow> #fite mngrif falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[04:39:24] <Deucalion> .op
[04:39:24] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[04:39:31] <Deucalion> .quiet MrPlow
[04:39:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[04:39:58] <Deucalion> How are you jasassin
[04:40:19] <Deucalion> Or did you just set a script to do your fite stuff?
[04:40:32] <jasassin> what?
[04:40:34] <jasassin> no
[04:40:39] <jasassin> i just type some shit in
[04:40:40] <jasassin> wtf
[04:40:46] <jasassin> not like its that big of a deal
[04:40:58] <jasassin> #fite Deucalion
[04:41:20] <Deucalion> I'll lose :) The result will be in #fite
[04:41:49] <jasassin> #fite Leebert
[04:42:39] <jasassin> #fite everdred
[04:43:27] <jasassin> #fite diginet
[04:43:29] <Deucalion> #fite Aphrodite
[04:44:04] <jasassin> #fite alexbst
[04:44:21] <Deucalion> .unquiet MrPlow
[04:44:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [-q *!*@nsa.gov] by Aphrodite
[04:44:44] <Deucalion> nice to see you jasassin
[04:44:49] <jasassin> right on!
[04:44:54] <jasassin> thanks for the warm welcome!
[04:45:03] <jasassin> usually its like meh... not this jerk again
[04:45:07] * jasassin snickers
[04:45:20] <jasassin> jk... or am i
[04:45:24] <Deucalion> sorry. long week. I'm mr grumpy bastard right now
[04:45:45] <jasassin> why?
[04:45:51] <jasassin> what was the worst of the week?
[04:48:36] <jasassin> Deucalion: maybe this little guy can cheery you up a little... http://photos1.blogger.com
[04:48:39] <Deucalion> Oh jeez... what are you a psycho analyst? My time would be better spent going to sleep than explaining why this week has been shit. The past cannot be improved.
[04:50:38] * Deucalion slopes off to mattress land
[04:50:41] <jasassin> just a nobody that hope the future turns out better
[04:51:23] <Deucalion> be well jasassin :D I get grouchy when tired, think nothing of it.
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[05:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Book Review: 11/22/63, by Stephen King - http://sylnt.us - it's-good-to-be-the-king
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[07:18:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Parliament Considers "Electronic Personhood" for Robots - http://sylnt.us - sentience-is-a-state-of-mind
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[08:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC's Tom Wheeler Accuses AT&T and Verizon of Violating Possibly Short-Lived Net Neutrality Rules - http://sylnt.us - when-free-isn't
[10:15:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WhatsApp Vulnerability Allows Snooping on Encrypted Messages -- Or Does it? - http://sylnt.us - tradeoffs
[11:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:08:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3129
[11:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:10:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:18] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[11:10:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:37] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:10:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:10:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:58] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:10:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:10:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:11:31] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[11:11:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:11:40] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[11:11:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:11:44] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[11:11:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:11:54] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[11:12:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:13:23] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[11:13:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:14:20] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[11:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i guess that answers the question of what happens if the good fairy comes by in the middle of a fite
[11:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> the two in the fite don't get goodfairy'd that go-round
[11:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll tweak on fite some more today
[11:46:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluto's Icy "Bladed" Terrain Modeled - http://sylnt.us - pinnacle-of-an-achievement
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[11:55:46] blerg is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
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[11:58:13] blerg is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:11:34] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:15:01] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[12:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. i don't think i got the brain juice to figure this out yet. i should take drugs.
[12:18:42] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as blerg
[12:19:01] blerg is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[12:20:55] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as juggs
[12:20:56] juggs is now known as SoyGuest88849
[12:21:08] SoyGuest88849 is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[12:21:47] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as crutchy
[12:22:02] crutchy is now known as SoyGuest95442
[12:22:10] SoyGuest95442 is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[12:28:38] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:28:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3130
[12:40:59] * boru approves of the latest poll.
[12:41:09] <boru> Of those listed, B5 blows the rest away.
[12:41:42] <boru> It doesn't specify which Star Trek, though.
[12:42:14] <boru> TNG was good, but there wasn't really a story arc until the Borg came along, and even then, it was sparingly.
[12:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true
[12:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean there was a few two-parters but not really a story arc
[12:45:41] <boru> Aye.
[12:46:13] <boru> The first season of B5 is a bit slow, but the shadow arc really takes off in the second.
[12:46:42] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently trying to wrap his brain around multi-line responses from nickserv and how to not get them confused
[12:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar.
[12:47:21] <boru> Yeah, that sort of thing is a bit of a pain to parse.
[12:47:44] <boru> irssi does it with callbacks, which can make writing scripts a pain in the arse.
[12:47:51] <boru> A pain in the parse, even. Ho ho.
[12:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean how the hell are you supposed to tell one nickserv response from another. specially if you could get two received all mixed together.
[12:48:18] <boru> Asynchronously seems to be the way to go, but with a single socket, there's a lot of fecking around if you're not using a state machine.
[12:48:35] <boru> Well, you'll only get a response at once from nickserv. They won't be interleaved.
[12:48:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: except for the finale, the 5th season of B5 should be skipped entirely.
[12:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> you certain? even if you submit two back to back?
[12:48:58] <boru> State transition on EOMs worked best for me.
[12:49:03] <boru> Yeah, quite sure.
[12:49:12] <boru> You might want to second guess me.
[12:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it'd require testing and i'm too lazy.
[12:49:38] <boru> AndyTheAbsurd; aye, a bit disappointing, but I'm not quite sure what else they could've done other than total annihilation of the entire galaxy, which I would've also been okay with.
[12:51:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> boru: Do you know the story behind the 5th season of B5?
[12:51:04] <boru> Speaking of which, does anyone play Elite Dangerous? I came across some 'new content' the other night.
[12:51:15] <boru> And it was pretty bloody awesome.
[12:51:26] <boru> What do you mean?
[12:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru,honestly, i'm not concerned about blocking for the time it takes to get a nickserv response. i can live with ping_time worth of blocking.
[12:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially since MrPlow is running on the same machine as nickserv
[12:53:53] <boru> Spoiler alert for ED: https://www.youtube.com (Interdicted by aliens!)
[12:53:55] <exec> └─ 13Elite: Dangerous Alien Encounter - YouTube
[12:54:44] <boru> Yeah, you could do it synchronously, as well, but FSMs lend themselves quite well to IRC.
[12:54:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> J. Michael Straczinski, who created the show and wrote a lot of it, has planned on four seasons and was expecting to shut the show down at the end of season 4. I don't remember the details of how/why, but somebody picked up the rights to continue the show and made season 5 separately from the main storyline...which is why season 5 is so completely different from the rest of the show, and has a much less cohesive feel to it.
[12:54:50] <boru> That's all I'm saying.
[12:55:05] <boru> Ah, I didn't realise that.
[12:55:12] <boru> Did they do that spin off as well, then?
[12:55:15] <boru> What was it called...
[12:55:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> Crusade?
[12:55:53] <boru> Crusade, but there was something else, as well, I just don't recall the name of it.
[12:56:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> There was "Legend of the Rangers" and "The Lost Tales", neither which I recall much about.
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, I believe ya but I never was all that good with FSMs and the coding is a bit too verbose for my tastes.
[13:01:45] <boru> Fair enough. If ever I get around to picking up Rust again, I'll probably do some porting, and make it available should you be interested in picking it up.
[13:02:12] <boru> That may be in a next life, however, given the amount of spare cycles I barely manage to squeeze any fun work into as it is...
[13:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> No worries. MrPlow works well enough as he is. Anything that needs to be done async, I stuff a message in a mutex and let a spun off thread for just such a purpose handle it.
[13:05:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of his shat is just fine done sync though for this kind of volume.
[13:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if he were on freenode in fifty channels he'd need to be fully async but for us he's fine.
[13:06:11] <boru> Aye, true enough.
[13:06:17] <boru> Might not be worth it for low traffic.
[13:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus i don't really give a crap if he's a tiny bit buggy. it entertains chromas.
[13:06:54] * boru chuckles.
[13:08:07] * cmn32480 passes a jar of flies to TheMightyBuzzard
[13:08:42] * TheMightyBuzzard unzips them all
[13:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:08:56] * exec suspiciously deletes a speck of vindication from cmn32480
[13:09:06] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:08] * exec abnormally reverse-engineers a scrote of poofy onion cheese dip from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> given the verbage there, i have no idea who won.
[13:09:57] <cmn32480> unknonwn
[13:09:59] <cmn32480> tie?
[13:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> tie breaker
[13:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d20
[13:10:21] <MrPlow> pass 1: 13
[13:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i really should separate some of MrPlow out into separate modules. he's getting a bit too large for being monolithic.
[13:12:21] <cmn32480> #roll 1d20
[13:12:21] <MrPlow> pass 1: 15
[13:12:39] <cmn32480> I win TheMightyBuzzard
[13:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[13:12:53] <cmn32480> pretty soon we'll have to call him exec
[13:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the modules'll still all compile into one executable. it'll just be easier to edit.
[13:13:43] <cmn32480> oh... well that's no fun at all
[13:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. no way am i giving his monkey ass the ability to run anything from shell.
[13:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer to NOT put gaping security holes into code running under my uber creds on SN boxes.
[13:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay foo bar baz bot" >/dev/null
[13:16:20] <exec> _____________________________
[13:16:20] <exec> < foo bar baz bot" >/dev/null >
[13:16:20] <exec> -----------------------------
[13:16:20] <exec> \ ^__^
[13:16:20] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[13:16:21] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[13:16:22] <exec> ||----w |
[13:16:23] <exec> || ||
[13:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[13:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay foo bar baz bot' >/dev/null
[13:16:32] <exec> _____________________________
[13:16:33] <exec> < foo bar baz bot' >/dev/null >
[13:16:34] <exec> -----------------------------
[13:16:35] <exec> \ ^__^
[13:16:35] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[13:16:36] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[13:16:37] <exec> ||----w |
[13:16:38] <exec> || ||
[13:16:41] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes exec
[13:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[13:16:48] * exec points at Bytram
[13:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess crutchy wrote a sanitizer for anything going to shell.
[13:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obama Opens NSA's Vast Trove of Warrantless Data to the Entire Intelligence Community - http://sylnt.us - now-they're-all-watching-you
[13:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not just the intelligence community but law enforcement as well
[13:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> means as long as the NSA does the spying, no warrant is needed for US citizens.
[13:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'pretty fucked up
[13:19:49] <cmn32480> ok
[13:20:00] <cmn32480> now I'm looking for 2 people not just 1...
[13:20:08] <cmn32480> Jesus H Fucking Roosevelt Christ
[13:20:25] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:20:57] <cmn32480> my jr RF guy turned in his two weeks to take over a friends coffee shop business
[13:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ...
[13:21:57] * boru chuckles.
[13:22:01] * cmn32480 calls Southwest Airlines and lets them know to be expecting him
[13:22:06] <cmn32480> alot
[13:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a mildly amusing bit of distraction but i don't feel like moving.
[13:22:37] <boru> What are you doing to these people?
[13:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk crutchy into it. we need him up here in case we ever arrange a SN bbq.
[13:22:51] <cmn32480> the first guy was a new position
[13:22:52] <boru> Also, what positions are you looking to fill?
[13:22:59] <boru> I really need/want a new gig.
[13:23:01] <cmn32480> wireless
[13:23:05] <cmn32480> in the US
[13:23:35] <boru> Well, I work in RF semiconductors at the moment.
[13:23:38] <boru> ASICs, specifically.
[13:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> proper commercial microwave setups or consumer kit?
[13:23:50] <boru> I would need H1B/GC sponsorship, though.
[13:24:17] <boru> It's bespoke and COTS here.
[13:24:22] <boru> I am so very bored.
[13:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd hafta get it fast. Cheeto Jesus gonna do away with a lot of H1Bs.
[13:24:32] <boru> Aye, which is a shame.
[13:24:40] <cmn32480> warehouse/industriall/healthcare 802.11 setup/installation/troubleshooting
[13:24:47] <boru> Ah, wifi, right.
[13:25:04] <boru> You're probably looking at 802.11ah for industrial?
[13:25:22] <boru> 900MHz is going to do well in that sort of setup.
[13:25:26] <cmn32480> mostly standard n and ac
[13:25:32] <boru> Got it.
[13:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gods, consumer stuff?
[13:25:41] <cmn32480> 900 is tough to find handheld terminals fro anymore
[13:25:44] <cmn32480> no
[13:25:47] <cmn32480> Enterprise stuff
[13:25:56] <cmn32480> Cisco, Extreme Networks,
[13:26:00] <cmn32480> Aruba
[13:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least there's that
[13:26:27] <boru> I'm hoping I'll land a gig with Airbus D&S, and they might take care of the US visa shite.
[13:26:31] <boru> Or some similar company.
[13:27:04] <cmn32480> I don't dick with the netgears of the world
[13:27:20] <boru> Yeah, netgear is a shit sandwich, security-wise.
[13:27:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting a work visa ain't all THAT difficult if you're looking to hire one or two extra-nationals. it's the hiring of an entire staff that's difficult.
[13:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey now, netgear with the proper OSS firmware ain't bad at all for consumer kit.
[13:28:47] <cmn32480> yer lips to God's ears TheMightyBuzzard
[13:28:47] <boru> Part of the problem, at least from my perspective, is that they want to pay you peanuts by comparison to nationals, and they have you by the short and curlys for N years until you can apply for a GC, by which point, they may decide to not do so, since they only hired you to meet a deadline.
[13:28:52] <boru> It's risky business.
[13:29:22] <boru> Sure, OpenWRT/DD-WRT is an improvement, but their stock stuff is pretty bad.
[13:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, make sure you take the normal salary for the position and / 2 it.
[13:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[13:29:53] <boru> It's a bit frustrating.
[13:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> and really their hardware ain't good except for the fact that most of it will take oss firmware
[13:30:05] <boru> And it's one of the main things that has put me off emigrating there.
[13:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd hire ya but my ass is currently test-piloting retirement.
[13:30:45] <cmn32480> I rather like some of their PoE switches.
[13:30:50] <boru> I keep getting offers for shady government contracts offering relocation, but no thanks...
[13:31:03] <boru> Err, shady government private contractors, that is.
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> should go work for blackwater. they pay excellent i hear.
[13:31:27] * boru chuckles.
[13:31:50] <boru> This is some crowd offering RE/vulnerability analysis gigs in the backarse of beyond in Ohio.
[13:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately they got their big chance after i was done old and broke down or i woulda picked up a rifle n signed up.
[13:32:11] <boru> "Need to be able to secure highest clearance"
[13:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that actually sounds like a fun gig. that i could never, ever get.
[13:32:55] <boru> Which? Infant obliterator for Blackwater?
[13:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, the one you were talking about.
[13:33:17] <boru> Ah, right.
[13:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and shooting infants ain't mandatory, it's just a perk.
[13:33:34] <boru> Well, I'm sure they're state sponsored, or at least take out contracts.
[13:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't tell me you never wanted to shoot one of them squalling shit factories...
[13:34:17] <boru> If I could telecommute from the Tetons in Wyoming or something, it might be alright.
[13:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wyoming? you lookin to be a cowboy?
[13:35:00] <boru> I'm looking to be left alone.
[13:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd certainly do it.
[13:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:35:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 279
[13:35:27] <boru> The environs and the skies are the attraction there.
[13:35:35] <boru> Alas, it's a pipedream, considering I'd have to go the visa route.
[13:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> might talk to nick about that. he's apparently run off servicing the entire world cause he got sick of GB.
[13:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> least i think it was nick. could have been another of our brits.
[13:48:48] <boru> Yeah, I'm on a similar road; got browned off with .ie, so tried .uk for a while, and getting browned off here, as well. Time to move on.
[13:50:17] <cmn32480> nick is currentyl visiting friends under about 12 feet of snow in the michigan UP
[13:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nifty
[13:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought he was still enjoying summer in the uncool America
[13:52:10] <boru> Where is the uncool America?
[13:52:21] <boru> Canada?
[13:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no the south one
[13:53:21] <cmn32480> I think he was in Uruguay
[13:53:30] <cmn32480> Paraguay?
[13:53:31] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:53:41] <boru> Ah. I'm hoping to visit in the next year or two, most likely Chile.
[13:53:41] <cmn32480> someplace in South America
[13:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cba to keep up with his globetrotting
[13:54:02] <cmn32480> currently his ass is planted in the snow. firmly
[13:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> protip: when your ass is planted in snow, make yellow snow. gross but warmer.
[13:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame techrights.org is biased as a motherfucker in their reporting. i like what they cover.
[14:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.raspberrypi.org
[14:03:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:03:15] <exec> └─ 13Compute Module 3 Launch! - Raspberry Pi
[14:03:39] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:13:15] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders where/how to store nickserv info responses
[14:34:51] * cmn32480 suggests outputting them to #soylent
[14:40:12] <FatPhil> like mercury memory? keep saying the things that you want to remember?
[14:40:41] <FatPhil> ~weather Cambridge
[14:40:43] <exec> 10Cambridge, UK - currently 41°F / 5°C, cloudy, wind SE at 5 mph, humidity 89% - Monday cloudy (33°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (29°F:41°F / -2°C:5°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:42°F / 1°C:6°C), Thursday cloudy (35°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C)
[14:56:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Discover How Plants Assemble Tannins - http://sylnt.us - with-electrolytes
[16:27:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nano-Chimneys Can Cool Circuits - http://sylnt.us - needs-a-nano-chimney-sweep
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[17:14:52] <cmn32480> ~weather
[17:14:54] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 37°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind SE at 3 mph, humidity 65% - Monday cloudy (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Tuesday showers (49°F:51°F / 9°C:11°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (42°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (38°F:54°F / 3°C:12°C)
[17:41:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather
[17:41:50] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 77% - Monday cloudy (63°F:75°F / 17°C:24°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (62°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (61°F:75°F / 16°C:24°C), Thursday sunny (63°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C)
[17:57:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rewards of Advanced Agile and DevOps Adoption - http://sylnt.us - bingo!
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[18:18:10] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 10°C/50°F, 7:18 pm GMT+1, Monday, 16 January 2017
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[21:55:33] <jasassin> anyone here ever try those Famous Daves Devil Spit pickles?
[21:56:40] <cmn32480> yeah
[21:56:44] <cmn32480> it's decent
[21:56:47] <cmn32480> not too hot
[21:56:55] <cmn32480> but reasonable.. good flavor too
[21:57:58] <jasassin> i like them, but if i eat them alone i can only eat like 3 slices
[21:58:25] <jasassin> whooo not too hot, but damn they are pretty hot though. kinda weird i dont like sweet pickles that much, but the heat from these makes them just awesome
[21:59:54] <jasassin> #fite Loggie
[21:59:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:00:18] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:00:46] <jasassin> #fite exec
[22:00:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:00:51] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:01:32] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest71088
[22:01:32] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:01:43] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:02:11] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest97245
[22:02:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:02:20] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:02:43] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[22:02:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:03:02] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:03:48] <jasassin> #fite pualej72
[22:03:48] * MrPlow #fite looks around but doesn't see pualej72
[22:03:54] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[22:03:54] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:04:06] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[22:11:17] <jasassin> anyone here use kvm?
[22:11:29] <jasassin> i'd kinda like to far around with it, but i dont know where to start
[22:11:46] <jasassin> i was reading about qemu too, it somehow works with kvm or xenhypervisor
[22:12:24] <jasassin> kvm can run a windows7 install right?
[22:21:47] <jasassin> well so much for kvm
[22:21:51] <jasassin> my cpu is too old
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