#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-11
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[00:05:31] <SirFinkus> fuck
[00:09:17] <jasassin> what is your problem dickhead go suck a big wet fart
[00:17:29] <SirFinkus> take me to dinner first
[00:21:47] <jasassin> sorry that was my negro nephew
[00:21:54] <jasassin> he hates kinks
[00:21:58] <jasassin> i mean
[00:22:00] <jasassin> finks
[00:22:02] <jasassin> i mean
[00:27:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump and Sessions Plan to Restrict H-1B Workers. Hyderabad Says to Bring It On. - http://sylnt.us - can't-upset-the-real-bosses
[00:31:48] * jasassin farts so long and so hard the channel is gonna stink for at least 30 minutes
[00:39:29] <takyon> the Trump press conference is at 11 am Eastern time tomorrow
[00:46:31] <FatPhil> 2016's greatest downside is that it's ruined every humorous topical news quiz show. You're guaranteed a Trump story, a Brexit story, and probably some death.
[00:47:09] <FatPhil> There's one we used to watch called "8 out of 10 cats" which has a round where you have to name the topics most talked about in the last week. It's herp-derp simple now.
[00:48:51] <nick> '8 out of 10 cats' had some good moments, but in general i think it was pretty simple anyway
[00:51:16] <takyon> what a shame
[00:51:28] <FatPhil> yeah, third choice was always the great british dance survivor
[00:51:49] <FatPhil> factor
[00:52:00] <FatPhil> whichever was in season at the time.
[00:52:44] <nick> i feel like shows like that have helped us get to this point, trivializing and laughing at important issues, oversimplification, and with the target audience for a show like that, it's the most in-depth as the viewers get in most of the issues
[00:52:50] <nick> but it's all just a joke really so fuck it
[00:53:46] <FatPhil> I used to watch it for Jon Richardson, I love his deadpan delivery and pedantic attitude.
[00:54:02] <FatPhil> but alas he's gone, so there's very little reason at all to watch it now.
[00:54:11] <nick> yeah, i enjoyed much of his stuff
[00:55:07] <FatPhil> Sean Lock was good cheese to his chalk
[00:55:57] <nick> i used to enjoy his stuff too, but there was also a few time where he came across as an asshole without apparent intent for comedic effect
[00:56:19] <FatPhil> Jimmy Carr is so unbelievably predictable, he telegraphs his jokes a mile, and even his one-liner comebacks I beat him to quite often.
[00:56:50] <nick> the countdown episodes they did were quite fun
[00:57:10] <FatPhil> The chaotic aspect to them did amuse
[01:00:08] <nick> FatPhil, did you watch 'charlie brooker's 2016 wipe'?
[01:00:12] <FatPhil> I think only Jon, and the Countdown staff, took them even vaguely seriously.
[01:00:28] <FatPhil> ooooh, I'll grab a torrent tomorrow, and we'll watch that - thanks for mentioning it!
[01:00:32] <FatPhil> Big fan of brooker
[01:05:12] <jasassin> like the jawas say... UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[01:05:19] <nick> it was pretty good, a bit trump heavy but overall it did a reasonable job i think
[01:06:07] <FatPhil> Philomena Cunk and Brian Cox - Waaaaaa??? 8-o
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[01:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> foods++
[01:23:00] <Bender> karma - foods: 1
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[01:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
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[02:07:06] <FatPhil> oooooh, nice department!
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[04:42:33] <exec> welcome Fnord666: Cincinnati, OH, USA, 9°C/49°F, 11:42 pm GMT-5, Tuesday, 10 January 2017
[05:10:18] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[05:10:20] <exec> └─ 13Journal of takyon (881)
[05:10:25] <takyon> it's time for GOLDEN SHOWER
[05:10:36] <takyon> GOLDEN TRUMP GOLDEN TRUMP
[05:14:48] <nick> takyon, good work on making that a tolerable read
[05:15:06] <takyon> you're welcome
[05:15:22] <takyon> what about it was intolerable? the fact that many sites will not reprint the text?
[05:15:57] <takyon> for example: "NPR is not detailing the contents of the brief because it remains unverified"
[05:15:59] <takyon> vs.
[05:16:22] <takyon> "TRUMP's (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs OBAMA {whom he hated] had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden showers' (urination) show in front of him"
[05:16:45] <takyon> brb
[05:16:49] <nick> it was about as unbiased/honest as the story is going to be done
[05:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Graph Isomorphism Strikes Back - http://sylnt.us - quasi-correct-algorithm
[05:21:42] <charon> if the hotel was known to be bugged by the FSB, why would the Obamas stay there?
[05:24:17] <takyon> they don't have a choice?
[05:25:07] <nick> they wanted the loyalty club points
[05:25:42] <chromas> Watergate 2: The Golden Years
[05:27:05] <takyon> lol chromas
[05:27:21] <nick> is there anything in the docs saying when trump is supposed to have done this?
[05:29:00] <takyon> i only got to page 3
[05:29:51] <charon> the pdf says the golden shower event probably happened in 2013
[05:30:20] <chromas> America, fuck yeah!
[05:30:48] <chromas> The current year: when cartoon frogs and peeing is serious business
[05:31:22] <takyon> cartoon frogs was last year
[05:31:33] <nick> i just skimmed an article which is saying trump did it in both moscow and st petersberg
[05:31:35] <chromas> oh yeah. it was a different current year
[05:31:43] <takyon> check out page 7
[05:32:06] <charon> that weird, but honestly pretty tame. how tough is it to stand up and say, "yeah, i like piss-play. so what?"
[05:32:21] <chromas> trump-shrug.gif
[05:34:32] <nick> my opinion is the whole thing is meaningless and is just being put out there to continue the russia narrative, and sex sells.
[05:35:10] <nick> 'hacking' is boring now, been hearing about it for months with no actual revelations or new information
[05:36:04] <takyon> where are revelations supposed to come from? leaks?
[05:36:12] <chromas> :D
[05:36:28] <takyon> the people involved did not want to disclose this stuff before the election... to trump's relief
[05:36:53] <chromas> pun, two, three, four
[05:36:58] <nick> they've been playing a risky game with the whole 'russia interfered with the election, but everything is still legit, but they were really serious and did a lot of things, which didn't change anything, but they almost did'
[05:37:25] <charon> page seven start the real meat of it. collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian gov't. that's what we old fashioned people like to call treason
[05:37:42] <Fnord666> takyon's on a roll
[05:38:06] <nick> considering the russia angle was supposed to undermine the faith in the democratic institutions, by trump getting elected, the people most disillusioned and angry have been placated by having their symbol win
[05:38:34] <nick> so russia failed miserably in their intentions, whilst also succeeding, except they didn't actually change anything.
[05:39:19] * nick goes to page 7
[05:40:13] <takyon> the whole "Russia is trying to make democracy look bad" angle was speculation and an unimportant goal IMO
[05:40:27] <takyon> getting Trump elected is a far better prize.
[05:40:34] <charon> yep
[05:41:04] <takyon> Putin did not want Clinton in there. Clinton antagonized him back when she was Sec. of State, and her record suggests she would continue business as usual U.S. policies and sanctions towards Russia
[05:41:42] <nick> i don't disagree at all
[05:41:46] <takyon> Trump on the other hand has been friendly towards Putin and Russia, and wants to build up the relationship. This can be seen throughout the campaign, and months before the leaks
[05:42:24] <charon> damn. last paragraph of page 9
[05:42:28] <nick> to be fair, everyone was in on it... the russians wanted trump, the media couldn't pass up giving him air time
[05:42:29] <takyon> and I don't even disagree with Trump building up a better relationship with Russia. Because China should be the real focus of U.S. foreign policy, and antagonism with Russia is unnecessary
[05:42:49] <nick> and the clinton campaign themselves had the agenda to promote trump, thinking he'd be the easiest candidate to beat
[05:43:18] <takyon> the U.S. has proven time and time again that it does not care about the things Russia sees as part of its sphere of influence. This can be seen with Crimea, Georgia, Syria, etc.
[05:43:51] <takyon> of course, Syria was also a no-go because of Afghanistan/Iraq/Libya fatigue
[05:44:09] <nick> although not unusual, using overt/covert propaganda and such to sway an election to a US favoured candidate is not unheard of.
[05:45:21] <nick> i think that's selling it short, they do care, but you have to pick your battles and stage it right
[05:48:45] * chromas dons foil hat
[05:49:04] <chromas> they put clinton in as teh dem candidate because they wanted trump to win
[05:49:29] <takyon> it has been clear that what the Russians did in Syria was deplorable. But at least it was the Russians doing it and not us (U.S.)
[05:49:51] <nick> agreed
[05:50:09] <nick> although that same focus could be placed on happenings in Yemen
[05:50:18] <nick> but that's in another sphere of influence
[05:50:19] <takyon> we were called out on that chemical weapons disposal deal. U.S., Russia, Syria cooperated to make it happen
[05:50:38] <takyon> and then a couple years later, Assad uses chemical weapons repeatedly
[05:50:42] <takyon> oops
[05:51:10] <nick> according to the wiki on the chemical weapons thing, every side has used them in syria
[05:51:16] <nick> last time i looked at it anyway
[05:52:37] * chromas edits the wiki
[05:53:06] * takyon arrests chromas for cybercrimes against humanity
[05:54:27] <nick> i will certainly not defend the actions of people who use chemical weapons, and i will certainly not defend putin or assad, but there is very much selective reporting on it
[05:59:31] <nick> if it wasn't for the current war in syria, assads wikipedia page would be like 2 paragraphs
[06:01:42] <takyon> we need a deplorable IRC command
[06:02:05] <takyon> that goes "That's deplorable! $string is deplorable!" and counts how many times each string (user) has been called deplorable
[06:02:18] <charon> #socialist Putin
[06:02:18] <MrPlow> Putin, you're a socialist!
[06:02:32] <takyon> I know but we need this upgrade
[06:02:40] <takyon> it's going to be a wild 4-8 years
[06:03:01] <charon> i made a bet with a co-worker that Trump will not last a year in office
[06:03:29] <takyon> not a great bet IMO. I think he can last the full term
[06:03:35] <charon> he'll be impeached and either resign or be forced to step down
[06:03:41] <nick> i assume he's going to go the distance, if only for one term as a useful idiot of sorts
[06:04:04] <charon> with information like this being revealed before he even takes office?
[06:04:23] <takyon> as long as it's not illegal it doesn't matter
[06:04:41] <takyon> I heard it called treason but... if he wants to drag it out, he can drag it out beyond 1 year
[06:04:51] <nick> i assume this russia shit is supposed to be a reminder to him that while he may be president, he doesn't actually control foreign policy... he will make efforts to prove he's not on side with 'anti-american' forces
[06:05:03] <nick> so despite the rhetoric, more NATO
[06:05:25] <takyon> I highly doubted Trump's tease of pulling out of NATO
[06:05:33] <charon> i need to look back at that article about the emoluments clause of the constitution and the unequivocal ways that Trump would be breaking it
[06:05:39] <takyon> although events in Turkey would seem to make a NATO collapse much more likely
[06:06:11] <nick> that may come, but not anytime soon in my opinion
[06:06:19] <nick> not during Trump's presidency at any rate
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[06:07:32] <nick> the MIC is not going to let NATO slip away overnight
[06:12:42] <nick> http://www.express.co.uk
[06:12:43] <exec> └─ 13World War Three: Nato prepares military troops of 300,000 in response to Russia threat | World | News | Daily Express
[06:15:52] <nick> http://www.reuters.com
[06:15:54] <exec> └─ 13U.S. tanks, equipment arrives for NATO exercises in eastern Europe
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[06:49:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marissa Mayer To Resign From Yahoo Board as Remaining Company Renames Itself Altaba - http://sylnt.us - more-golden-parachutes
[06:49:08] <SirFinkus> "Good condition with minor signs of use. Says school property on the bottom and the back is yellow."
[06:49:13] <SirFinkus> looks legit
[07:05:28] <chromas> Is it a shortbus?
[07:18:57] <SirFinkus> no, bullshit calculator I need for math
[07:23:08] <chromas> At least you know it's school-approved
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[09:47:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - T-Mobile and Verizon Mobile Plans Change; Probably Not Better for Consumers - http://sylnt.us - unlimited-does-not-mean-unlimited
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[10:32:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:32:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3119
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[10:38:32] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, -8°C/18°F, 2:38 am GMT-8, Wednesday, 11 January 2017
[11:03:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:03:36] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with Macromedia Flash
[11:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
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[11:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
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[11:25:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - KillDisk Malware Now Targets Linux - http://sylnt.us - tux-was-asking-for-it
[11:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
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[11:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh, so close
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[11:48:12] <systemd> userfield needs just one more char
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[11:50:01] <FatPhil> One of the saddest stories from 2016 was the one about Lennart Coding
[11:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> any story about Lennart coding is a tragedy
[11:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and greek as well since it means we're getting butt fucked
[12:37:05] <xhedit> What story was that?
[12:37:19] <xhedit> Ps fuck lennart
[12:38:55] <boru> His work can't be that bad if you're all still using Linux.
[12:42:27] <xhedit> I made a Debian iso without systemd and i use openbsd as well
[12:43:00] <xhedit> I remove pulseaudio too.
[12:44:56] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[12:44:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:45:04] <cmn32480> you are avenged, good sir!
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[12:51:24] <boru> Soon, the LK will be running as a service on systemd, and you will not be able to avoid it.
[12:54:36] <FatPhil> I presume systemd will merge one of the virtualisation splatforms, and your wish will be granted.
[12:56:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earth and the Moon as Seen From Mars - http://sylnt.us - enhance!
[13:18:00] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:01] * exec retroactively gives birth to a treasure chest of companionship for TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:02] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:18:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3120
[14:26:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Announces Electric Vehicle Battery Cell Enabling 310 Mile Range on a 20 Minute Charge - http://sylnt.us - cars-start-on-fire-all-the-time-anyway
[15:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[15:40:23] * exec readily $action a rusty trombone of tastesicles $preposition cmn32480
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[16:11:35] <xhedit> boru, or any of you other EE/hams/signal people in here: https://imgur.com does this look like manchester encoding to ya'll?
[16:11:37] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[16:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> check with NCommander too if he's around
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[16:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[16:14:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:14:57] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[16:14:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:15:07] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[16:16:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:16:43] <MrPlow> #fite cmn32480 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[16:16:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:17:16] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[16:39:38] <swiss> #fit Bytram
[16:39:41] <swiss> #fite Bytram
[16:39:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:39:44] <MrPlow> #fite swiss falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[16:39:47] <swiss> wew
[17:25:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GM Announces $250,000 Pledge to Education Nonprofit Girls Who Code - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-moving-to-Detroit
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[18:23:19] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 9°C/49°F, 7:23 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 11 January 2017
[18:38:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Pokémon Go or Other AR Games in China - http://sylnt.us - exercise-is-contraindicated-in-heavy-smog
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[18:45:46] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -12°C/11°F, 1:45 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 11 January 2017
[19:05:47] <FatPhil> nw 2016 wipe...
[20:06:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Science of Westworld - http://sylnt.us - here-be-spoilers
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[20:29:55] <FatPhil> fuck me, 2016 wipe was one of the most depressing tv programs I've ever seen.
[20:30:17] <FatPhil> nick: thanks, I guess
[20:32:17] <nick> yeah, i didn't really laugh watching it
[20:33:03] <nick> but then it is broadcast on the BBC so it's liberal propaganda talking down the democratic wills of the people from the UK to the USA...
[21:37:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm's Snapdragon 835 Detailed: 3 Billion Transistors on a 10nm Process - http://sylnt.us - who's-a-cute-li'l-transistor?
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[21:55:07] <FatPhil> nick: but cunk and shitpeas were excellent!
[22:17:55] chromas is now known as FootlongDong
[22:18:04] FootlongDong is now known as chromas
[22:18:56] <nick> FatPhil, on form as always
[22:22:30] chromas is now known as Clippit
[22:22:35] Clippit is now known as chromas
[22:24:42] chromas is now known as Bytram|fite
[22:24:51] Bytram|fite is now known as chromas
[22:25:14] <charon_> you're the worst chromas
[22:25:38] <charon_> #fite chromas
[22:25:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:25:44] <chromas> Would you say…I'm deplorable?
[22:25:54] * chromas gets into the basket
[22:26:03] <MrPlow> #fite charon_ falls broken at chromas's feet.
[22:26:31] <charon_> #deplorable chromas
[22:33:43] <Fnord666> #fite chromas
[22:33:43] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:33:43] <MrPlow> #fite How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[22:37:51] <chromas> ~macro ~deplorable * privmsg %%trailing%%, you're deplorable!
[22:37:52] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~deplorable" and PRIVMSG command template "%%trailing%%, you're deplorable!" saved
[22:38:00] <chromas> ~deplorable charon_
[22:38:01] <exec> charon_, you're deplorable!
[22:38:26] <charon_> ~deplorable chromas
[22:38:27] <exec> chromas, you're deplorable!
[22:39:15] <chromas> Needs a basket of insults
[22:39:57] <charon_> you're a deplorable [noun]
[22:40:33] <charon_> you're a [container] of deplorables
[22:40:41] <chromas> Calling all crutchys, calling all crutchys
[22:40:58] <chromas> Macros need a way to access buckets
[22:41:24] <chromas> oh yeah, just duplicate the g'day script :)
[22:54:23] <charon_> https://www.wired.com
[22:54:24] <exec> └─ 13A Majestic Leopard Accidentally Takes a Selfie in the Streets of Mumbai | WIRED
[22:54:40] <charon_> pretty cool picture
[22:59:57] <chromas> "Khanolkar hopes his photos prove leopards can live alongside humans, even in a thriving metropolis like Mumbai."
[22:59:59] <chromas> "Khanolkar, a native of Mumbai, began photographing urban leopards after one of the big cats killed a seven-year-old in 2013."
[23:02:27] <charon_> can you really blame the leopard? if you lived alongside a population of hot fudge sundaes, maybe you couldn't resist snacking every now and again either
[23:06:26] <Fnord666> What part of "live along side humans" and "killed a seven-year-old girl" go together?
[23:06:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deadly Icy Spell Grips Much of Europe, Including Greek Islands - http://sylnt.us - bone-chilling
[23:09:56] <charon_> mmm, hot fudge
[23:15:10] <chromas> the kid probably stole the leopard's hot fudge
[23:18:19] <chromas> #NotAllLeopards
[23:20:36] <charon_> exactly. you're just seeing the bad behavior of one leopard. most leopards would never devour a 7 year old human
[23:20:52] <charon_> unless... you know, hot fudge was involved
[23:28:20] <nick> never get that kind of insight watching animal planet
[23:35:51] <charon_> today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, Jim is going to douse himself in hot fudge and wrestle with a Mumbai leopard. let's watch what happens
[23:51:05] <nick> i'm sure it would get a lot of viewers